1 1 FREAKY TO IS LUCK i flu..., Umuub OVknaO sWsWmaWn fITOUDNT that bump yon!" VV murmured tha faro dealer, reflectively, u a thin pock-marked man passed tha corner of Broadway and Thirty-eighth atreet. "VVhafa thatr aaked tha red fol lower. "Stein" yon throw the (rapped oun tenance up agalnet Hcnuecsr. Ray, waan't yon feedin' him couple yeari ago, when I aeen yon down V Hew Or leaner" "Sure!" aald tha race man. "And now yon throw him down?" Thafa right." "Woman ?" "Kot on your life." ' - "What tbenr "Say," aald the raoa man, "d'y artr hear how me and Henneaay come to gether, an' what happened to both of us "Nope." "Well, Ifa a qntvr itory, and It floae to ahow what a freaky thing luck la. We couldn't ever trot double. If Hen nessy la flying high, I'm cold broke, an' if I'm winner, Ilenncssy't on tha pork. Besides, he could never etay aquare with a friend nohow." "Well, how about It?" aaked the faro man. "It nil lifter the season eloaed at Brighton Ileaoh In '87. Henneaay had been up against It for four lung, warm, weary montha. He'd been playiu' tverylbln' In the buaineaa from favorite to 100 to 1 ahota, an' he couldn't win breakfaat money. I'd been foll'ln' tho western circuit 11 aummer au' had nursed up quite a wad, an' when I come back to New Tork the first man I run againat ia Henneaay. He was eomln' out of Blxth avenue beanery, where they aell coffee for two cents e oup, an' say, if ever any man looked like a bad nickel, It was Hennessy. I'd seen him when ho was rollln' high out In California, an' I had a few drinks with him then, an' some guy had told me that Hen neaay was a man 'at never stood by his friends. Hut say, I was sorry to Me a man down on his lurk, an' I aaya to myself, I'll help him to take brace. So I flta him out from feet to finish, an' then I promises him W a day for two weeks to play the ponlee me layln' off awhile to real. "Well, after a few days Henneaay begins to do business again, and in side of a month had nursed together a little wad of about three hundred dollars. " 'Now,' aaya J, 'we're off to New Or leans.' "An' we went an' started Into the game the next day. Hut Henneesy's luck had changed again, and there wasn't anything he could win. Neith er of us could mnke It out. Uennrasy said he's gone into the theater, with hia umbrella up, an' I gueas p'rhapa that's what it was, but anyway, be whs a dead one from that on, and in two days he didn't have hut $.W In the world. Then I told him to stick to me and follow my plays, and ha did, and In two days I had lost $1,700 and all of Heunvssy'a $50 was gone. So I gave Ilenneasy $1(1 to start fresh on and told him to lay his own money an' keep away from me. So he did and lost every nickel of it before night. "Well, It waa up to me to take care of him. So he goes off and geta a little more somewhere, and overy mnrnln' bo's 'round to my room for break fast money and I'm glvln' hlin in to feed himself and play with. That kept up the whole winter through, me giriu' him IS every day, besides drlnka an" clgnra, an' Inumlry billa, and every now and then a ten ner to get bis stuff out that he'd hocked. Hut I guess It waa luck In me, because 1 lived high every min ute of the time and quit the game $3,300 better than when Ilenneasy and me started south. "I guess Hennessy thought the same thing, 'cause he cornea 'round one morning and snys If I'll slake him to a little roll he'll quit mo and try his lurk on the western circuit. Ho I gave li I m $5iio and he started for Chi cago. It waau't long before we heard of his luck, and my five hundred be gins to come back. "Good? Why things just swam his way. I waa glad of It. although I wasn't doing so well myself. As llcn nraey's stock went up mine started to slump, and pretty soou I was In the hole up to my neck. When the QMwting elueed it left me stone broke, with only one suit of clothee left and Mvin' In a ball room near the corner of Ntuth avenue and Thirty second treat. Thin I began play In' the pi )1 rooms with what money I could borrow here and there, but 1 couldn't get enough ahead to make any kind of play, and I Imuran to think If thlnga dfclu't come my vay I'd hava to quit the game ami go to work." "Hey, wouldn't that bump you?" aid the faro man. "Well, ulxmt this time one day," re sumed the rare follower, "I waa coin ing down Broadway, fueling pretty ore and mean and raggy. I'd hail nothing for hrt-Akfeet but batter eakee and ooftoe, ami I didn't Just know who was going to stake me for dinner, let alone a dollar or so Just to try If my hick had betrun to change. Well, while I waa feelln' thli way, uot es sally sure If I wouldn't ehiiek the whole business and alias Job, who do I run against but lieu ruwsy. Me was Just coming out ol Manln'e wish toothpick eticktnf out uf hie Jaw and a look on his faet like ho was full up to tha rliln wilt green turtle emip and linked troui and roull ranvnalmek and ncsselrudi pudding, with a pint of champagne Don't Rub It In. All ACM-5 AND PAINS LOOK ALIKB TO cotcli Remedy rc four food kiiodi why tftry fcoald sm this mncdyt 1 nvFr ana aeeavst weiV weeum -v o. sits nnn el w ii-ir QMoutwf ie ar posiu.... medicine, 60c, ew.e Vguersnteed. drug tore. tire litis liver Dills Little Kerlv Risers. Ul'acifl ra . Trial PK Cv -i nier't h Vv 'T W. F. Kremer and a poaace cafe at the end of ell. Say, tt made me hungry Just to look at hia mug, and he was wearin' a hot sllkex an' a long coat and a diamond lamp fit to knock an eye out of the ptinoe of Wales, and, any, when t saw Henneaay that way I thought 11 waa like flndbi' mine. There waa ready money all over him. "An', of course, he staked you good nd plenty T said the furo man. "Did I say that Ilenneiiay bod pint?" mused the race follower. "Well. maybe It waa two of them and maybe It waa three. Anyway, Henneaay had a little skste on. It waan't enough to excuse him and It waa Just enough to make mean man nasty. " Hello, Ilennessy, says L 'Hello,' ssys Hennessy. "And t saw then and there that my gold mine was a frost. Hennessy waa gtvln' me the go-by. But I was too hard up to be haughty, so I stops him "Say, Hennessy,' aays I, 'are you gotn' to walk past a man like that? Don't you know me T " 'Yea,' aaya Hennessy, with a kind, of an ugly grin, 1 know you well enough.' " I've been m bard luck since I saw you, Hennessy,' aaya L 'I'm on the bog for fair stone broke, old loan I' " That don't surprise me,' says Hen Bessy, 'not little bit.' " 'It don't I' aays I, and you can hot I was surprised, if he wasn't. " "Not particle,' says Hennessy, 'you went broke when I quit you, be cause I was your mascot. You stole my luck, aud I figure that you owe me about $5,000. The minute I left you things came my way.' "Well, I tried to laugh. 'Why, Hen neaay, old man,' snys I, 'you're string In' me. D'ye take me for a hoodoo 7 "That's what I do,' he says, 'the worst hoodoo this side of the Kocky mountains.' "'Well, ay, Hennessy,' snys I, 'stake me for a hundred and let It go at that?' " 'Not nickel,' aays Hennessy. 'You got my luck onoc, but you don't get It again, see!' "Then he turned bsrk Into the cafe, and I could see him through the win dow nrdvring new quart." "Wouldn't that bump youl" eold the faro man. t "Say, Isn't luck about the queerest thing on earth?" continued the race man philosophically. "Here was Hen nessy a tramp only a year before, when I waa a high rider. Now, I'm on my uppers, and llennessy'a on the wave, and yet at that very minute my luck was on the turn. I walkril around the corner where I could curie llcum-ssi on the quiet and there in a little hea of wet dirt by the curbstone 1 saw something shining. I picked It up. It was a five-dollar gold piece, and then is a hole In It. Ray. do you remcntlmi me coming Into your bsuk with it?" 'Sure," said the faro man. 'Say, it needed lot of nerve to lay the whole five on one card, and nu hungry, ton, but 1 was sfrsld if I'd break the five I'd break uiy luck, see?" 1 he faro man saw, "So I laid It In one bet, and won ten times running. Then 1 culled the turn, and Anally quit $4,000 winner. Bay, that was about the dizziest ganie I ever played, aud when 1 cashed in I went aud rat the best dinner that the Tenderloin afforded. . "Well, I tliilu't see anything more of Hennessy until January, when I went to New Orleaus again with a small In terest In a string of good ones aud another Interest in a com bination book that a guy tunned Shorty Allen was running. I us riding high again, aud IIciuicshj wuau't. It did aeem queer, but II lonktil like we both couldn't do ImsiiH-Mt nl the aauie time. 1 ran against him sev eral tliues-auik made as if I'd forgotten the throw down he gsva uie in front of Martin's, and at last out day became aweatin' around to my rooms, loukin for tip. Oue of our horses Has en tered for seven furlongs on the neat ilny, wltb about one chutirr In a million of winning, but llruuisay hail an Idea In his hat that the race et to be Used Ha ifldii't know I was interested ill the nag, but ho did know that 1 had an In side track with the stable ami came to find out which way the cat was gulu' to Jump. " 'Kay, old pal,' he said, "I've only gol $1,000 left and I want to make a big play to-morrow ao'a to get rven ngnin and I can't take any chances. Can't you put me wise?' " "Say," said the faro uian, "wouldn't that bump you?" "So I told him to see ine au hour be fore the rare," the rare follower went on, "and he went away, Hay, d'ye think It was up torn to give hlin any struighi tip?" "After Ilie way be turned you down? Nltl" returned the faro man. "Well, next day the mare was a five-to-one ahot. and about an hour Iw-fore trie race Henneaay came sneaking up. " 'l'o I play her? ha says. Tor all you're worth,' aaya L " Snre?' he snys. " 'Sure,' says L "Well, the book I was Interested1 In was offering a shade better than the others, and llennoesy went against It to the limit. In 10 minutes every nickel he had In the world was laid against my horse. When I hey were at the post llcnnesaf- sneaked up sgaln. 'Sure? he asked. "1 gave him a cold grin aud juat said: Miildliti'.' "lie turned pale and gasped. 'But you nab): "Sural"' ' 'Oh, well, Henneaay,' I said, there's nothing aure. I always thought I sure of ou until you fouled me. The mare might spring a tendon, or nin wuhi, or anything. See?" And some thing 'id hspen - I'm not ayln' what Au)ny the favortle romped III an eaajr winner and Hennessy was broke. lies liceu liruko ever since." N. V. The New Inm-lst HIeeplug Cars On the Northern Pacific, have the wo men's toilet rooms an I lavatories si pur-aU-d. Men's lavatories in these earn have two wash baiiiia ami are also dis tinct from Men's toilet room. You will apprrriatit all Mm. A, ). Charlton, Ass'l ticit'l I'ass A,:'!, Si.) Morrison St., Cor 3.1, rorlland. tiro. Don't tme any ol the countc. fails 1 1 IV Witt's Whn-li llsiel Salve Most of thrill arc worthless or Imbls to cause injury Tho iiiiginal le Witt's Witch Hasol eslve if a certain nut lor piles, ecu ma, ruts, scalds, bums, sores and akin diseases. Dr. W. F. Kremer. Klrclrlo Lights. In the bertha ol the Standard Pullmans ol the Northern l'acitlc'i new North Coaat Limited ill le appreciated by ccoast anil inland empire travelers. to each section. Ask our i North Coaat Limited leaf- larltou, Ane't Oners! Tas- Morrison St. Cor. 3d. IIIIUI aur tl GREEN SICKNESS Is rstast ssnisea ilssess ana Is sxet with eateafst rmaf wnmee. It Is sensed from sa lsievsTtabs4 esndltlea ef the Meo4. Btlof a set lassas Cklerusls esa be sarsa r CDYAR.Ihsrrsal Teastsble rsmsdf for Uie Mens ssd aarvsa UCUTAI win e rich ths bleed sod five It back lis besllhr, nd solsr. Ths bleed betaf la a er sondUtsa, ens ef ths erxssa ef tbs bedf srs preverlf sortibed. ntia, YAH will essse ths blood to bseosis ssrs. UsvYAN vtltreitorsthsorfanftasksslthr esadlttso. MIIDYA9 wlU brlu bask lbs kleea te ths ebesks sad essis tks rrsee tints Is dlnriwsr. II yoe ksvs Uit irnpUaii, toss CDt'AS aow.asd Ibsr IU Isavsjou. THE PRINCIPAL STMPTOKS ARE: 1. CONSTANT MBADACHi.-lirwTAsI eiu asks ths blood pars sad aauitloos sod ths hssdsoh will dluppssr, . oernvuri, or. rRLLeviifi orkbh COMPLEXION -BI D YAM will msks ths sowplsilea nd snd rosr. . PULIATION IN TUB NQCK.-Thlltldis I Ois wstsrr eoodltioa ef ths blo(Hl, and will disappear ihortlr alter tin aas of lltDYA la eonmsaasd. . WCAKNRS.S ANO PALPITATION OP THS nCART.-HUnYAW will ilrsuslbas Ihs heart sad make lbs basts full, ilrouf Slid rarsise. TTJVYAIf la ths rsnisdr that vsu wast. The osier will rstsra to yosr slioaks Yosr Bsedochs will dliappsar aad res will so loot or spwMr weak snd silisrsbls flHTA will rasters ths fssottoss ef oetsrs. Itsaem .ar hat BO YA II ll for sisa sad franin, Oe Is rwsr dm nl it snd I IICUTA.l sad Mlow ths diraalloas as ftvaa Is tbe elrenlsr. TAX la aoid at IS esala per packafl, Sr I paehages for $2.80. If rosr drasclat dool set kap It, saad dlrael te toe lllnYAI Bat BUY COlrAIT, lan rianclfcs. Cat. Rmafsbar that yea eaa eoiilult tks VB-YAM BOCTOfts) rHRS, Call a. d sss the doctors Toe aisr sail and soo tboa ot Witts, as r daalra Addroae Hudyan Remedy Company emer fee fan, Uartl and Mil StniH, AN FMNCIJCl CAL The Lijht of the World, er Our Saviour in Art. Coat ncsrty H0).00) to produce. Con tains nearly 100 fiill-iiave HiiKravitigH ol our Saviour aud ilis Mother I7 tiir world's gresiesl psintert. True cniea of the greslrat MsHterpiects in the art slleriefl ol Kurope. Kvery picture is sm rK-snlilul s s sunrite over the liilitnps. (ioiitsins dociiption of Ilie puintiniia, biovrsphy of ll 1 e painters, the name and lorsti na of the gailoriet in Kurope where the orminali may lie aeen. AI-k contain a Child's I pa r 1 111 r n t , inclu 1 nigs Child s ntory nl tna t hrirt and Ills Mother, bestitifully written, to lit -aib picture. Thia wonderlul book, matchless In lis purity anil lieauty. 4ipeiiia lo every mother's Iteirt, ami in every Christian home s, here there are children the book aells Itself. Clirimi in men and women are uiHking nionej rapidly taking orders. A Christian tnnn or woman ran in this rotntnumly soon iniOte 1,000 taking ordi-rs lor Chriatmsf preaeuts. Mrs. Waite, our agent In M shsschiisetls, his sold oyer f;l,O0X) worth of books 10 a very abort time Mrs, Packet!, our audit in New York, has sold over tl.fiilO worth of books in a very short time. The book is prinled on velvet-flnii-lieil pser, bi-uiitilulli bound in Cardinal Ked and gold, and adorned with tiolden Hohi s and Lilies It ia, without doulit, the most beautiful 'Mink ol thin century. lViile for term iiiickly anil get the management ol thai territory. Von can work on salary 01 'ounnisnion, and when you nroye your success we will promote you to the posi tion ol Manager and Correspondent, at A peiinanenl eabry, lo di vote your tiim 10 Alli'iiding lo aifchia and the cor respondence. Wanted also a Hiute Mutt titer to have chariie ol ollice in l.i-.nlina Citt of Die Stale and manage all tlie htiHuees of tlio Slatn. Semi lor terms Address TIIK IMtlTISII-AMI'.UICAN CO Corcoran Kui'iliiig. Opposite l N. Treas ury, ashiiigtou, 11 V. Oreek In llor. All echiing iiiotca the follim-tiih rouiciantioii hctwcin hiisliuud and wife. lihc suddenly luhtrmtca him: "What are Jou reudltig ao ulisorb Ingly?" "It's a new Scotch novel." "Oh!" erica the wife, with enthual tiHin. "I'm ao fond of those dear dln Icct things! Ho rend tnc a little!" "t'nn .ton iiiidci'stiind It?" "Can I iimlerstiiml it?" she repeats, loftily. "Well. I should hope anything von lire reading need not le Creek to ine!" "No, but It might lie Scotch." "Well, go on, read jut where yon are." " 'Ye see, Rlaple,' aald Duncnii, doucely, '1 might line niiilr the iniittor wi' me thna ye wad he aplcrin'. Al IpIius 11.11 ecu in bit daslit, an' I'm liciitin' the poolM-K tlnnhliu' in tna ears, nu' m.i toonguc is elm in' when it and tic gacin'; 1111' div )e no henr the dlrlin' o' inn hnlrt, an' feel the sliakin' o' ma lioud thie ihiy rin I gat a gliiupM' o' ve, 011 i r hiiplin' like an nuld 111011? Hil ye line triicas what's n' the steer, hiiiney, wl'out me gnotu' It mail- words?' " "Stop! Stop! Kor giKslncse' aakr! What in the world Is the creature try ing to my ?" ' "lie's making a declaration of love." "A ili-eliirittion of hs! 1 thought he waa telling u lot of symptoms o hia diH-tor!" Tho t ( a Till. The following story of the late Sir John Mtllnis u couirlliiited by Lord .lames of lltrrford to a rccnilly pub lishcd biogtaphy of the great English artist: Shotily after his title wascon tcrred upon him Millnn paid a profes sional 1s1t to Manchester. I poll his return, inldn ssiug some friends In hia cheery way, he suld: "on -fi-llowa think it ia nothing to be made a bar onet, but I can tell you that it means a great deal, and 1 like It. Here you ace I went to the hotel In Muntheatrr, and 1 said to a lieautiful young pcrsou at the otliee counter: '1 want a bed room with a fire In It.' Oft she went to a piM- anil said: 'Whist I No. sjs, and a Hr.' She then asked me to write uiy name, which 1 did. 1 nuking at me. she said: 'Arc you Sir -loliu II!I,m ," Cp. on my answering 'Yes,' hack to the same pipe she went amlanid: 'Whist! No. It. So. S3, and a good fire In it.' Now you see the use o( being a baronet, mr boys!" The Latest Yarn. A I'ltlsbuig diutnmer tells Ibis ysr 11 I always carry a holtle of Kemp's Halsam in tnv grip. I take rhl easily ami a few doses ol the lUlaam tlwa makes me a well man. Kverywhi re I go I speak a good word for Kemp. I lake hold of my customers I take o!d men and young mm, and le'l then, eoiitidenlially what I do when I Uke cold, At,diiik-,ul, Sic. and (kV. Ik2- 3 V Y MOTOR VEHICLES. There Is Oue Sll Which Is Inleaded for Oenllenew with Blbnlows Teadeacles. - ' A recent parade of about 100 motor :ars in London exhibited all the latest and best devices in the line of horse- less vehicles, and many new designs wrought over from the continent were rcn for the first time on English reads, reports the Baltimore Bun. Lighter modes of constructin were es pecially noticeable, and some of the turnouts stand comparison with first- pluva vi.'tfii-lfiK nrwt Itrniiirlianii flnj, ! cur in particular, which has earned for itself the sobriquet of the drunkard a ar," by reason of Its adaptation for :!coholisti, attracted not a little at tention. It is steered by a bath chair handle, which is kept slightly pressed lonn when running, but if the prea mre is relieved or the bancle Is turned in wide and erratic fashion It runs off the presting pin and the motor auto matically stops The motor bicycle was also repre uii ted in the procession a neat little machine, hardly distinguishable from the ordinary safety bicycle, except by the adliiion of a tiny petroleum en gine attached to the handle bars, which is jcined up by an endless band 0 the front wheel, so that it is both a front driver and stccrer. In ordinary use the pid:i!a can be used as boot rckU, Lot the petroleum can be witched off and 1 lie machine driven 3y pedal 'and chain the ordinary way it the rider's plennure omi the motive power restored when a sicep hill has to be overcome. Complete, this motor bicycle weigh about 63 pounds. s Ready Baby, Tlie young mother thinks, when she has complete! the baby garments that are to clothe the little form, but site is not all ready for baby's cotnine. unless she has done something more for the baby than merely to prepare his clothes. litany a young mother who goes through hours of pain and suffering wonders why it was not possible to prepare in some way for the baby's advent, and to avoid the agony that seemed almost unendurable. Dr. Tierce's Favorite I'rescription is the one medicine for women which prepares them erfertly, both for the burdens and pleasures of maternity. It prevents the morning sickness from which so many women eullcr. It strengthens the whole body, so 1 1 111 1 there Is no nervousness nor anxiety. It promotes a healthy appetite and causes refreshing sleep. It gives the mother strength -for her trial and makes the baby's advent practically painlees. Healthy mothers have healthy children, and it is tlie general testimony of those who have used Dr. lierce's Favorite Prescription as a preparative for mother hood, that the children were healthier and happier than those born after months of mental misery and physical anguish on tlie part of tlie prospective mother, Sick and afliug women are invited to consult Dr. Tierce by letter absolutely without fee or charge. As chief consult ing phvsii ian to the Invalids' Hotel and Sureicil Institute, HulT.ilo, N. Y., Dr. R. V. Pierce, assisted by his staff of nearly a score of physicians, has ill the sist thirty years and over treated and cured more than half a million sick and sullering women. The testimonials of these cured women are on record. A large mitulK-r of them were cured when doctors bad pronounced a cure impossi ble ami after enduring years of useless sulfering. 1-t no sick women hesitate to take ad vantage of Dr. Tierce's oiler, but write at once and so secure the professional counsel of a socialist in the diseases of women, entirely Jut. Ail correspond ence strictly private and sacredly eonii dential. Address lr. K. V. Tierce, Buf fulo, N. V. Hopod for Doathm s For the sake of rsxir atinVrlns women, I fret It my ihilv to inform you of thr K"ut tienrnt our Hir.tl, Ine li is given titc," writes Mrs. Callte lowU-s. of Walls, lrclcll Co., N C "Iwnsina liio-O. initrrnlile condition when I wrote to you. I lisil tilrritu itlsr-SM- so h.ot I eilit n,-nrcrly walk sn.l sullrrrd siuh ilrenitliit misery 1 hoMM to tie ri-lievfit tiv itr.ilh V.Hi wrote lo me lo tske your ' Fsvonte I'resenplion ' sml t hsve liikrn eleven t-tltlrs of II. suit two of your ' rii-SMlll I'rllrts.' 1 sill entirely well sml leel like s new woliisn. I teet thankful to I.ikI aud to llr. 1'ierce lor the hlrsslnits 1 now enjoy. I have a tine tits hoy. two mouths old anil uei-vr Hot atonic it well in my life, 1 csti I pratso yuur uictnlues enough." Vory Thankful. 1 will it very kIihI to uny t frw wonl fur Dr. Plenr i h'dvmttc 1'ie-criittitin,- write Mm. I'. 14. lKmj(U, (l MMitfrinvUlr. Ilrome Co., Qiirtprc. "tttiMiihi th ftrt fiMir ttn'tillt whrn I ltmkril (orwonl to tttvtuinii mother I utlrrrtl very miuh Hum inmni Htitl vomiutiu mud I frit o triritilr ik I oiUl M-atvrlv t.l or alt i ti Ik any thniht 1 lutrrl nil kn.rW ol A-xl. Al tht tune I wrtite to Ir Tirttv mtw he titltl me to urt hit ' I'ttviirttr frr:!ijiUtii ' ami ttotlle of fe..ilen MrtWcnl tn overy ' 1 got txtle of each ami when 1 h ti.t tiihrti them a ft-w ilavn, 1 fell tntuh tu ttet, nnt heti I hnl tnken hinllv tltree t.trts u(r.uh oottlr 1 U X urt-tl ami omltt rut ns well nv tmr, n4 otiIl l tnv wuik wlthnut nny tiintliie. (1 omul lint iloanv ttniihi tK-fntei, 1 fret yrrv ttnukfitt to Ir I'irrcc to' hit uir.tl.iue uritl 1 tt M nil who Ir ll ine tht y ttre k k to get tltca tuctltciucs ui wittc to Ut Vie ice Vr. IScrx-c's Cimininn Siihc MtMical Attviser, sent free oil receipt of tamp to pay exjxnae o( mailing only. Send 21 one-cent t.t(ints for Uok in paper cuvcri or 31 sutn4 in cloth tumling. Dyspepsia Cure Diaests what you eat. It artlficlallT digests the food aud aid! Nature lo atretiytbcDltig aud recon structing' tlie citiauttted dlsostlv or gans, ll la t ho liitcstdiscoiereiiiilk'cst antaudUiula Nu ol Iter preparation can upproAch It in efficiency, ll In stantly rvllevesaiiil permanently cures liyspepsla, ludltiestiou. Heartburn, Klalulwtice, Sour Stomach, NauseA, Sick lltiadaolicUastrulitia.Crampsanii all other resuliaof iiniHtrfvcltliKestlou. Irlce60e.anul. LarteaiteeontslnaMtlmea sniallsiao. Iioek all al'uiilis-uiuiisirrvo 'rooors v . C DeWITT 4C0-Cblt0Q0 FOR SALE BY W. F. KREMER. When Ilie stomach is tired nut it must have a rest, but e can't live ithoul food, kitdol Pyspepsia Cure "Jineets hatyciieal" so Hist you can eat all the sood t ied von sratit Inle it is re storing llin ilii.-estivn organs to health. It is tl.e onlv preparation that ilie-ts all km. Is nl fiHHl Hr. W, F, Kremer. Help ia needed at once when a person's lite is in dancer. A net lected cough. re did niy s,kiii hcci-me senons and aSould he stopped at once. One Mmo CjiikIi Cure titiit-k t cures roughs and colds and the worst cases of croup, urouclulis, grippe end other throat and lung tioubiua. lr. W, I', Kremer. hf Far THE DISSOLUTE BUG. Beetle That Has the Cigarette Hab it in Worst Form. Bores Beles la Paper Covora am 4 Thrlvoo the Coatnaiu W hole Stoeka la Itereo Mot fao lories bestrewed. There's a new bug In town, and it has the cigarette habit in fact, it's called the "cigarette" beetle, because of its foi.UiH.ts lor the paper cigars. While c caieuik are ite f.-.vorite "dope," this bug iiijc not hesitate to lunch on the dried tobacco leaf, and aa a conse quence much consternation prevolla among the growers, manufacturers and ikcalere of the products of tobacco leaf throughout the country. Great loss i being suffered by the ravages of this bug, principally in manufactured stock. In makirig an investigation the ex perts of the department of agriculture aaoert that among the many insects injurious to curci) tobacco none ap proach, In economic importance, the species which has become knowivasthe cigarette hectic The nnme of thle in sect is more or Icae of a misuomer, since the beetle not only feedw on all kinds of dried tobacco, and even uujJT, but also on many other substances, audi ai rliuhsrlj, giriRer, rnyrnne pr-pper, ergot, tumeric, yenat cskrs, rice, fig-s, pre parI fish food am! dried plants pre pared fur the herbarium. In short, its eating rinhit! eulirm the assertion Unit a stomach that eaa stand ciga rettes cnir hold nnythhig. , Working aa ft dors in all kinds of cured tobacco, and living In this sub stance durintr all stages of its exist ence, this lit:? diiningi s cigarcttee and clifare principally by boring out of tJiem. m.ikiuir round holes in the wrap pers, ao that tliey will not "draw." Leaf tobacco is injured for wrapping purposes by bclnff . punctured) with holes nmile by both the larvae and the bcetlce, and fillers ami fine cut are de preciated by the reduction of their sub staucc by the acfjtnl amount consumed by th Inrvne. Cigars and cigarettes Infected by the bug have a 'cry diatinct and dlrniT'cahlc flavor and odor. As a protection for the shop keep ers agnlitst the ravages of thia pest the government recommrntla the ftiniii-ntion of the stock of the estab lishment with bisulphide of carbon. Where the infection is confined to show enrrs containing tobacco goods a snuccrfiil of the enrbrn may be placed therein over night, which will L-e suflicient time to rid them of the beetle. When the cigarette hug has once gained a foothold in a factory it Is a matter of consiilrrnhle time, expense and energy to get r!il of it, and at tlie same lime It In ns much as the reputa tion of the factory ia worth M ullow goods to f out nnivi the market con taining the Insect in any form. Iloxcs or piles of eitrars or cigar- If s should be dirr.lnyrd in r.toi-es on';- in t ie'itly c!oi.mI cases. This precaution ir. more important during the letter part of April, May and Inte in August nnd September than any other time of the year. This beetle also Inhabits drug stores during the s.itumer months, and feeils on many ortelei o;i the shelves of the herb snd rof.t choraeter. The carbon treatment should be made for its ex termination. THE TRANS-ANDINE RAILROAD IC Is Not Vol Completed, Though Shown H'Mbont llreak on Some Herman Maps. Some recent works of reference apeak of the trans-South American railroad from Huenus Aynt to Valparaiso as though it were now in full ojii-ration; mul on at least three (iernian maps of IMI8. aitppotctl to be authoritative, the road is shown without a break, says the New York Sun. The fact is. however, that this Im portant iiililitiou to the railroad facili ties of South America is not yet com pleted nnd is not likely to be for some years to come. According to Mr. E. A. Flta Gerald, the explorer of Mount Aconcagua, the road has been advanced on the Chilian side of the Andes up to the mountains and some way into them on the Argentine side, but in March last there were still 44 miles of the most difficult part of the road to build and further progress will necessarily be very slow. At that time the road had been com pleted up to Punta de las Vacae. in the mountains on the Argentine side, and toSaltodel Sohtedoon the Chilian aide. The part yet to be built includes a tun nel under the Cumlire pass, the summit of which Is 12,7m feet above the sea. The road through Uie mountains is 3 1-3 foot gauge, with rack nnd pinion for the steeper grades. Even greater diffi culties are involved than had to be over come In building the lines into the l'eruvian mountains. WALES LOSES A FRIEND. By the Rsotsl Ilea l h of Christopher Srkoo, Who Waa ftotd for Ills lllasiera. Christopher Sykes, the bosom friend of the prince of Wales aud all the royal family, died the other evening in Ches terfield street, Mayfair, says the Lon don Mail. I.ast August Mr. Svkes had a par alytic stroke, from which he hsd recov ered; but the other morning be was scrzed by a fit, and, never recovering consciousness, passed away peacefully. "Christopher," as his friends loved to cail him, was the younger son of Sir Tatton Sykes, the fourth baronet, and a brother of Sir Tatton, hose eccentrici ties and matrimonial troubles are well keewc. lie was a big, loosely-built man, a typical Yorkshirenian iu length of bone, hard-headeduess and grim hu mor, lie viai formerly conservative member for the liuckrose division of Yorkshire, and was the owner of Brant inghamUiorpe, iu the same county. .Mr. Sykes was a noted bon viveur.aml la said to be the original of the "Mr. rtrancepeth" of Disraeli's novel "Lo thair," the grave young man who only did one thing well, which waa the giv ing of dinners. The prance and princess of W'a'ei were moil fund of Christopher Sykes. and will feel his death keenly. Hut he was wall kuown throsghout society, and wherever he went be was exceed ingly popular, lie waa in hia sixty cifhlb. year. At Red Time. I lake a p'eassal herb drink, the nex' morninit I leel bright and my complex ion is better. My doctor says it arts tenlly on my itomsch, liver and ai.iuei. and is a pleasant Unlive. It ia mads from berhe and ia prepared aa easily as tea. ll ia called Una's Medicine. Al: diUKtiats sell it at 76 cts. Lane's r ami It Medicine moves the boe!a each day. If yoa ran sot jet it, send f a Iree sam ple. Address, Orator Woooaard, Lr, lUy.N. Y. I For 50 Years mothers have been giving their children for croup, coughs and colds Shiloh's Consumption Cure v Mothers have you Shiloh in the house at all times? Do you know just tvhere you can find it if you need it quickly if your little one is gasping and choking with croup? If you haven't it get a bottle. It will save your child's life. "Shitoh alsrs curej bit bstr of eroop, coushsat.dcc.Ui. I en A not be without IL MRS. . b. MARTM, Huoisvllla, Ala. Rhllnh's Crmsnmntieo ire la enM try all IrucKlatS at !-. SOo. 0)1.00 a birtlle. A pr-lmeil arnranfre goes srlrh every buttle. If ru are not salisle,! so to your urns-gist sutl gel your luuney bsea. Write foe itTttst-ared t-f-tr l cnfituuipilon. Sent itbout est lo y.i. S. C. Wots Si Co.. lkor.M.Y Some Reasons Why You Should Insist on Having EUREKA HARASS OIL U'leoualed by any other. Renders hard leather soft. Esjiecially prepared. Keeps out water. A heavy bodied oil. Harness An excellent preservative. Reduces cost of your lurucss. Never burns the leather; iu E fhciency is increased. tecures best service, titches kept from breaking. Oil I s sold in all Localities MannrVtoreJ!., Ntaaitard Oil i surslir. Ttwro have boon placed upon tlm markot tovenil cheap reprints of an DrrkMc wiitini. of " WolMter'B Dtotlonary." Tlifjr fire beliif offered under various names ut a low irieo By AfteaiAr OTOffT-a nffpnt. Oto.. ftf. 1 in a few Instanous as a premium for suUwrip tiotia to pa,)ers. AuooUDoements of thone comparatlvoiy Worthbss mprlnU ar rprr mlsleall(ig: frn Inntpnr? they aw atlvertlsM to bo tho UihiiIihI ejulvaUnt of a hiirber-prlci-cl Uik. wliuii ia reality, w fr as wc know und bvliivu, tuuy are all, t row A to Z, Reprint Dictionaries, phototype coplm of a book of er r fifty ears airo, which in its titty wanwtM ttr hUnit aifl which was imich MinTlor hi pHer, print, tutd himliiiK to tlHfoiiiiitrtti"tj', trt-iti tltcn a work of mmo merit iiiHttwl : hub Long Since Obsolete. The supplement of lO.OOO so-caHi-l "new wonts," which some of thrtelHHkr.iutfirtvrr tiwxi to contitin. wiw conipllc.! l.y n nentl'' njan who diet! over fortr yesrt n-f"' W"1 w-tul pulillHliid U'fore Ui d'-ath. t)tlnr minor addiliuns aru probably of wore or )cf value. Tho Webster's Uatritjfed DletlMt uit liithotl l.y tmr liouwo is tho only mei ifnnous oim of that name fntniliiir to tins jreii-rit ion. It contains nyr a0 pnvca, with liuet ra tions ou noarly every pujie, and lx t our imi'rtnt on the till' piifre. It in prulitjed by vojyriirht fnim ctttap imifntio.i. ValnaJjle a- thia work K wc have it vat exiMMiso ptibliHhed a th--roiulily ri'viw d au(fMtnr, known thi-onirhovit ill' wi Id tut Webster's International Dlctioriry. As a dictionary Ishu a lilt'tlmo iuu 4iuuid Get the Best. mustratcrl pamphlet frco. A'lditss atC. MERR1AM CO.. Sprlni"tlJ, Asss BAD COLDS Qiiiiiine 10 yenvn behind. Colin do not now have to bo endured. MiKt, h )yn,mm' 1 a hulks (railed dyntunjc from their encrpv) crowd a week'.- nn:arv treat merit into V hours and aIhh the aorfts of colds over niht. "It was tho worn! caseof trrip 1 eveilind. A half dozen friend had Hire cure-. Mi l tt huntf on. Meant of tlie Pyn m n'T a n vi.tn. To my ntunzeinent they sliMipedlxith coltl and eolith the (rt niht. I eniure and recommend them to the peode." iUnrxAT HuNLtY, Kx-memher of t onrresn and Attorney. V'l .unxome htreet, han Krancisco, July 7. 11HU. Winter colds have always been seiotis thin-pa to me. They are hard and sta: for months, .tut tiie i&st was stopped sudu-nlv by M xk pel's Iynaic. Tahulkt. loth coui;h and cold disappeared in a coupt of days. Nothing else does I Ins for ne.'" Mm. Kmma Is. Hoi lin, 14 Moss M., San Francisc o. Au- , '00. "I live aero. the street from wiere MrMKL"s Pyamic Tahuiks are irdc. That is how t lirst took them, fhev-dop Cstlds without notice. I took a duuu feics with me for self and friends hen 1 et;t lo Nome." il. I,. Vah Wiuklk, fapitiit, Ml Wu-liiiiL'iun Mreet, San i-Tauoco. August 10, l:n. Hent postpaid for 2.r cents in stamp by INLAND ()Un. r, 2! WaMimson Street, San Krnn-ico. AUuonj.au bjsiur local hfieni M. Clkmks. rA j&.jtV A jtV A A. AA AJi9 $000. YK.Uti.Y n n.riPtin K in- i ui n't in u ir iro i sfirr onr firon irjE Imrinei-s in thi Jf and Adj-iiiii) ('"in'ii.; jo a t a MAnsi r ami Cot n pp unit ni ; otl f can 1-p done at ourht.ie. Knr!osiP m if-ad.it e-scd, ti.?mH i) enyM k (ui pamc't!r In II. A STi'Tt-n n i ti-"etsl Mms'.'rr. Corcnran Itnilil V i c, i)i i-.le Lnii.il Maws Irraifj jj llr- . Wsslillikr ori, 1). t tV -V V -V V V WW V Vi, Wlien Ton reel 11 sooiliing sil inf aniisepilr aipliriitu,n (nr y 1111. p ee, n-e tlm nrigirnl IV Wi V inn Mmii-1 !iti-, s aell Vnoaii e e fur 'i es ami ) in ihli-ssrs. ll. tits Mre.- iiln.nl I. siii.g a sear. lli r. iviih'i 1 ,', 1:.., Ill . - . K. K rem. r. fir -ssy-sV ttT CM. afOnDAN'S hntki f MUSEUM of knm imiuiiTrt.uimitiict.iiLi TS. t.urM Autawkol Mfli r. s, M.u,,anui.Cous tu 7 6. JC.Dsl-OillsSHIf fj oTeeiLia , .-.w,tS Sm itiN. MIH.I ll. ... l SlMoorf rmenSM 1 NVM1H, , or s, 'e, w.r-uk.o, Wni. So t- run eaos-HY , aaaaiaes. a. teas sssa. (i. mmtu k Off. MaotR It 00.. ttll ahuea, Asa Cavesss. aoo T4-af..h.-t. , .... e , . - - - - - -" mm su rw 2o,...,. IT -TV"'" "ta. ar aaa Saj kwj f " - - HMO SMS frlno. """t-- ei.'W sr .SrSe., ' ,arra. Oor rt sot " N"l,a ar a JS S-.eowi.rT '-Hw a, Oks, --"- 1 SJ BOOM a 0.A.8M0W&00 Don't Be Duped The DENSMORE THE ONLY BALL-BEARING, TYPE BAR MACHINE ON THE MARKET Send for Catalogue United Tyi'iwhitcb & Svyvuea Co. 230 STARK HfBKIT, POKTLAND "A GREAT OPPORTDNITY NOT A MATTER OP CHANCE $17,500 in Prizes EVERY WOMAN HAS AN OPPORTUNITY TO WIN A LARGE PRIZE. THERE ARE NO BLANKS. THE DELINEATOR, the Magazine of Fashion well known for a generation, celebrates the dawn of (he new century the year 1901 by offering 1901 prizes ranging from $500 to $5.00 to 1901 women. Total of prizes, $17,600. Prizes will be awarded, not to those sending the largest number of sub scriptions to THE DELINEATOR, but to those sending the largest number In proportion to the population of each town In which they are secured. The womanjlving In the smallest town has just as good a chance to win a large prize as the woman living In a city. To thlsT.end all towns and cities In the United States and Canada are divided Into seven classes, according to population: . CLASS ONI Includes all cities of tOO.000 Inhabitants or mr, In this olasa thers are as prltaa to ba art van a war. tha highest beln ssoo, tha lowest SS.OO. CLASS TWO InoludM all ortles from 00,000 to 200,000 inhabitants. In this class thsrs are 133 pisas to be given away, tha highest bstng S400, tha lowest SS.OO. CLASS THREI Indaoaa all oltlaa from 30.000 to SO.OOO Inhabitants. In thia olaas there are 208 prtiee to be gtven away, the hlgheat being g3S0, the lowest SB.OO. CLASS FOUR Inoludes all oities from 10,000 to SO.OOOslnhabitanta. In thia olaas there are 257 prises to be given away, the highest being S3O0, the lowest SS.OO. CLASS FIVI Includes all towns from S,000 to 10,0001 Inhabitants. In this olaas there are 307 petiea to be given away, the hlgheat being S200, the lowest SS.OO. CLASS SIX Inoludes all towns from 1 ,000 to 8,000 Inhabitants. In this olass there are 3S7 priiee to be given away, the hlgheet being S1SO, the lowest SS.OO. CLASS SCVIN inoludea towna of 1.000 Inhabitants and under. In thia class there are SOI prizes to be ghren away, tha highest being SI 00, the lowest SS.OO. Mill IlTR ATI ON A woman Ukme subscriptions in a city of .ooo population would ILLUJUVrUlUil in Um fc T, woufd CODinete vilh others sending subscrip. tions from towns of ,0.040 population up to 10,000. She would have sn opportunity of winning one of prises, which migbt be as high as $100 sod could not be leas than $5. She would wis a larger prue if she sent in twenty subsmpltons than would a women who forwarded twenty from s town of n,ooo, because her proiirlion of subscriptions to population would be larrer. Tsis betit OK case, some verr smsll lists will win soma very Urte srlzea. 1 11 one of our recent prise oikxs, a wuiiun iu WasiirutOQ, U.C., won a prise of $,s lor securing- only 14 subscriptions. NO CnSnmflN Th,e sLn" wom.in can srin seTtral prises la erery class by taking sub. 11U WUUlllVlta si riptions in different towns. The contest borius with this announre. ment and will terminate FtbniaTT IStS, leal. Providing the 6rst order contains two or more subscriptions, the will he acceprd al so oosta oars. Subscriptions tu be scut afterward at tho so-u-'O.t ' "I'll f eoruary i rth, vm. 1 he regular price of Trie delineator ia Si.ooa year. Sub. acription. must begin with November or December of 1900, or January, February or March of TjoiT PROFITS FOR ALL Eve,nr omn who fails ito win ons of the above prises, but who ,-nh,hi,r. l . . TT d snbscrrptions at the propon ion of one to every two hundred inhabitants of a town, will be paid a special prise of tea cents oa each subscription secured, ia addition to the tea cents allowed above. r WHY DO WE LIMIT THIS OFFER TO WOMEN? tSSSS and women can best recommend It to women. It Uarreat favorile aruoug lhe,n. -Hiere are now more I tun four hundred and eighty thousand subscribers. If you us not interested in this ollei, call the attention of your friends 10 . ' lu ALVhW?T .l?.,w'In"L!,,e.,I'L5ro"0, "ortnore nhacrlptioni must mention that ' thfT are to apply upon ibe above ofler; comolele information rerarding priies7 with THE DELIFATJH,'V,,IMSi'l,",-who ,,.n0' """ouhl iuain with the SriS ol IHt UtLI.NhAlOK, full information will bs seat upon request. Address, iTHEf DELINEATOR 7 to 17 West 13th Street. New York Courier and Oregonian i year for $: ORDER THROUGH EAST and SOUTH VIA THK 1 mi n1 hi 1 rnmsitT n .v.sr.v Shasta Route Trains Leave Grunts Paas for Port land ami Way Stations at 4:40 a. 111. and 11:13 p. 111. I.v. I'ortlanil 8:3,) a.m. 7:0) n m Ar. tiraiital'ass... 1(I:-IS n m lit - in .,, Ar. A-lilm. . . -j ,xi a.m. ll'lMam! Ar. Saeraiuento A mint,, j . Ar. SuiiKraiii'ieco. 7:45 p in. O.'ao ., Ar. Otilen S J.'i t m 11:45 a. in, " Ol a 111. Ar. Ii.-nver 9 :fH) a 111. at. ivsneaai.iiv. ::; a 111. 7 :2. a m Ar. Oiteago 7:,V)a.iti (l:J0s.iii Ar. I.,s Anjeles. . 1 :2') p. m. Ar. Kl Push 0:o:t p. in. Ar. Fnrt Worth. . ti m) a ,. Ar. 1'it v ol Mexii-u :?", s. in. Ar. Hon. inn. . . 4 :0t) a. m. Ar. Near Orleans 0 :'. . ml Ar. Waehington . fl:4J a. in Ar. New York. .. 12:4:1 p. m. 7-ii)r. in. 0 p. in. ti::;) a. 111. II 5"i a. 111, 4:1 0 a. 111. 6:2.j p. m. 0 4'J a. 111. 12:4.' p. m ITIXMAN AND TuL'RI -T CAKS on both trains. Cluir ears Sairamento In leu ami Kl lVo. anil Tourist cars to CliifSijo, St. Louis, XeW Orleans and Wsstiiiigton. ('(pntiffliiiit at (an Fianeiseo with several steamship lnes lor Honolulu, jspan, Chins, riiilipuine.. fvi,i ..i South Amerii. See J. Jester, agent at Urants I', Pass station or a.Mress C. II. MARKIIAM, li. p. A Porllaul. Ore AHJ 60 YEARS' ol :saj .-"-. J se Irnri'i oisioan . ' ' VOWTRICjMTS fC. aloa'. i ana seoiTtrSto-. m i, If.V.tS """""laL llsnar,,i Scientific Jim; I .. . -73 . s.u . e... os is-eras A n.naw .1. nv.. . 1 . . . . II-WWTTTK-- W1 trr tav ! . . ' ; THE LATE IMPROVED ...DAVIS... Sewing Machine Ball Bearing. Hi;b Grade and r-upenorin eTery respect. VERTICALAND UNDERFIED Kos Hals Br Hair-Riddle Hardware Co, THE COURIER. GO EAST VIA Shortest and Quickest LINE TO ST. PAUL, DULUTH; MINNEAPOLIS, CHICAGO, AND ALL POINTS FAST Throuuh Palnt-p ami Tniiriat .i--p. era, llnHK nml Hcr,., st,0klr,r 1. 1 lira 1 j Cars. DAILY TUA1NS; FAST TIME; PEK MCE AND SCENERY I'.NEoUALED .1 ' " "', 1 "".ana ana He t.KK.vr NOUTIIEK.N UY., on salt 7: """ i"Iiil ll.k.t Ofliee, iTiniis li-s, o, ..UKAT MHU'liKrd lu-ket tlii.ee I2a Tiilnl Kire.i, I'nnlaiid. Fur K,iti Fl,i, ,,i r,.i rtynnling Ea..tern trip, eall on or sil.lresa A. n. C. DENNISTON, "T I:" "'' Tieket Auent. Portland "THE MILWAUKIE." A familiar name for the Chicago, Mi'. waukeeA8t. Paul Railway, known all mer the Union as the Great Railway running the "Pione-r Limited" train every .lay ami night between St. Panl and Chicago, and Ousha and Chicago, 'Tht only perlw-t trains in tl.e woild.' Understand : Connections are made with All Transcontinental Lines, assur ing lo pass, ngera tht beetttryiot known. Luxurious coaches, tiectrie 11. 1.1- .... heat, of verity equalled by no other line. eVe that your ticket reads .i. "Th. Miltstikee" when eoimr in... .,:. :n the United Stales or Canada. All tick- tl agentt sell them. For rales, paoiphleta or other infni- matiun, address. J. VV. dv, C. J. Eunr. Tray. Pass. Agt. , General Agent, 8httl, Wasn. Pobtwsd, Ol A..