THEY WEIGH
MIKE'S
SIGNS.
To him
since.
illus­
tration of the aptn« wof different uilnda
to misconstrue the same fact«
iu quite
w vigne«!
i
Red
Bluff, only two week
ago, but
I’ve been runn'ng round *o much sin« e
I carne down, that l suppose 1 mint
theo­
rising on the subject he came t» the
have k «t a little.**
voLclusion that the only language that
“1 will lie a* careful as if it w 'II
sugar,** *»id little Mr CLcv*«*niaii, w th
precise dign.tv “here’s your weight,
madam, exa"tly to an ounce.”
••Well, what is it? ’
“One hundred ami fortv-thrv«* | ioiiih ! i
five ounces and on<*-t«*utli of an olirn e
••Goodness aliw! I”
’’ »»bricked the out­
raged lady; “what du von mean, sir?
“1 mean just that.
You can see for
yotir*eif,** res|ajnd«'d Mr, I bee email,
tartlv.
“íes, Mrs. Rollins." spoke the other
ladies, inspect ng the figures, “he*»
I quite right one hundred ami forty-four
could be universal at the present day
must be a language of nigus.
Being
deeply impressed with the importance
of thU language to humanity, he deter­
mined to travel from country to country
aud teach it in all their colleges and
universities.
As it happened, the tirst country he
reached in his travels was Ireland, and
the first Inst tut <>n he went to was the
University at Dublin.
He called upon the Pre* dent of the
University, and after some <on\»*r*a-
tlon With him asked him if he had a
professor of signs in h s University.
Now there was no professor of signs in
the (Jnlrersity, but the President, not
wishing to be behind
the
learned
Frenchman, toll! him that they bad one.
rbu^Prc R ul i^ t -w :v» a>k- d t<» I«* intro­
duced to him. T he Pres dentv. t taken
sUaHc «•! Uku».Uuk t°h| hiru th a he
roui<I not
ee the Profe-*or that dav,
but if he would call the uext day at tfie
;
'
I
«ame hour he would introduce him.
After the Frenchman had gone the
President called his profr- ors tugelh« r
and told their, the fix he whs in. aud
b Id them that one of them must play
the part <>* professor of «i^ns m xt «lay.
They all demurn <1 and objected to thia,
being afraid that they might be caught
by the Frenchman.
A* none of them were willing to play
the part, they at last decided to train
Mike, the chonnian. for it
Mike hid
lost an eye, and was very sensitive
about it. thinking that people wen
constantly noticing it and making allu-
pdoiis to it-
Mike wns consulted, and consented
to plav th« part, providing that the
Frenchman should not refer to his de­
fect.
The next day the PVe* dent and pro-
frsMora dressed Miko up in a good *uit
of clothes« took b in to a rrcitat on-
room, »cate I him alone on the plat­
form, and thi n rclirol. for the l ien h-
man was to see h in alone.
B ‘fore
they left him they told h in what to do,
and that he must not
ak.
He replied
■‘Suic I II not, if lie Sex
noth n aixitif m<‘OV<’.”
At the appointed tune the Frenchman
called, am! was ushered into the “reci­
I
i
:
poun<ls, nearly. *
“It’s perfe. th im|M)*sib'c! '
via med
Mrs. Rollini, wralbfully, flouncing off
the platform, “hw did something to the
*c*<*tefii Fin sure he did."
•■ »ri-s Minnie,” »aid Mr. (.Ticeseman,
briskly, “it’syour turn."
Mi*s Minnie wa- a m ¡ n H fìtti*»creature
of about eighteen. Hhe carried on her
arm a gossamer, ami her dainty little
high-heeled No. 2's were cm asvd in a
pair of rubber sandnls. She dropped
. the arm of her <**<*ort a young man
* with a straw moustache whom they
«•ailed I,’hurley ami mounted the scales.
“Charley weighed me last, over in
Oakland."
Oakland, she said, giving that youth a
tender glance, “and I only weighed
Didn’t I, CharleyP"
ninety-seven.
••Humph!” ejaculated .Mr. Cheese»
shoul'l think <’barley
man, dryly, “ _ I —
ought to be able to tell your weight oft
But
hand, without going to the scab's.
—let ine see -whv, young lady, you
must have been feeding up slnco you
_______
_________
were
in Oakland.
One hundred and
-fourteen |x>unds three oiiih e«, jii*t.
“Why,
you horrid old
thing!"
gaspc'l Miss Minnie, looking round on
the rest appealingly.
“It’s there, large ns life,” ex« laiim'd
Mrs. Rollin«, finding a balm for her
late discomfiture, ami you lo »k every
bit of it."
“It’s these rubliers and this water-
nmof.” said Miss Minnie, ruefully* “I
shouldn’t have kept them on.
But,
anyway. / think he does *om- thing fo
the old scales on purport.”
“Next," sai«! Mr. Checsman, shortly.
••Come, Mr* Perkins, step up; it’s your
turn.”
“No, thank you.” replied t!u* lady ad-
<lrvsst*«l,
“Fin not feeling very well
to-day, and I think I'd rather wait."
“(). voim«, come!
What difference
«loes that iiiak«*?
Come on and i»e
weighed.”
“Nu,’’ answered Mr< Perkins, roblly
ami firmly, “1 don’t care t<> l-e weighed
to-day. "
And then the other two ladies who
bad not been weighed let started off.
ami th«* rest of the party, except an <dd
gvntlviunn.«followed alter, leaving Mr
( luoman at mid mg miqu^ sur prue al
1!-* head
...... • qut
all.
’
J hi*
tation room of the Profe'«<»r of Sign
The Pre-ide nt and professor* w t i< d in
an adjoining room anxiously for the re­
sult.
In a short time the Fri'iichma i
Cfini* l-Met t«» them, HppiirentIv mu-'h
pleased.
“How did you like our Professor of
HigiiMp” Inquired the Pre :<1 nt.
“Ven much indeed.
I congratulate
you ou youi j^lT” Profi'*sor. 1 am more
than me uTto
• ^,ul the hingua e
11 I Wi-rO ,,
ttnivci lllmeii r e
......... . ............
11" ........
1'1 "1-
1
r? ’lUlkteMu .....
oo*fl. and held up
thefc sin H im
J uai .^ „...i
Hv teplied by doubling up .his hmiil,
moaning
And li.usu titi< e HIV one.
I
then Withdrew
h •« Wondei iul.
| JIII(
delighted.”
After the I r •nehrn in had ^om ih<
Pr. ai.lent und professor« i sent in ha*tv
for Mike,
fot*
tliough
they
were
pl- a e l ut ha» mg gi.tten out of the
dil.-mma, they w.-re very anxious to
bear Mike'« eccount of the Inter-
view
Mike citine in. i.-rv angry.
I
louid vez Ite would sav something
about me ove.
"'L_
li. .. thing he d d
T he tii*t
waa till hoilld up w«n tinge *r, tu aiim’
I hnd but tvaneye
"Whnt did »mi do tlieii
M ke
a-ked thè PrcaiAent
• Suro I heid up ine two tinger., ti
lei hlUl know I hall two fiata; n ■' phu
doca Ilio dui tv bla. kguu .l do l.i
bould up three finger», lu'nn n’ we hit
but three oye» In-twiinc ii<
Th n
doubled un me liet, and tv..,ild a L,u
thè frog'atin' variuint a welt over hi
oye. but he communi «—tuil n nu' «
lewitt an' a-acrapin'. au' w ut out i
theroom " - //urper'i tf io-it.ne
tie
In
of a universal language for the human
*
said
one hundred an«! twenty-five poundsup
became very enthusiastic on the subject
thought and
ad-
“mind you be very exact
Some time ago a learned Frenchmau
After much
wa»
ju*f ng the *cab*.
“Now, Mr. i’hevM-inan,’*
lady who was standing on the platform,
opposite directions.
rana.
and a abort, »tout, little man
It • nlw ij s the sarfie way. df women
j do He about one thing, n. U tu their
age, it*« tlndr weight. Now, they'll Juat
I hiite in.-nil day
Might hn\c kuown it,
t<M>; coufoutid.-<i fmil! I loat the lineat
1 girl in tlir St lie of Indiana, «nine way,
twenty v,u. ago
| »»,. jn»t titty
i I'ontula ahead of her alleged weight,
I liefore a whole room full o! people: and
I the aeoitifnl hmk »he gate me a, »he
! got down otl flni«.- «. lllea will follow 111«
I to the gruie "
/'A< hb/lttule.
I
LEGAL COURTSHIP.
Prof. Riohard A.
Pnxtur says
A
moon is thv tn<»«C iubuvstin:F uf al
heavenly b<»divs
It h
larly aervievabjr iu the |
thv law of gravitatiun
* hat thu world ha« be** i'n
of thv p'ist ami what it
remote ag«*« to ooiuv.
niffeanl s rvic«*« to man
mvasnrriuvnl of time.
©• ptiblv rff« ct wl
thv uiuon's cour*
nt
by which its rou
dev at. d
Fi oiti
• prw
condit oti we m*
Wlill seh o-
the course of nil planet.irv life
1» e very raas n t » auppoM f
pi• sent condition w « * a: one t t
thal
«hu ii »«»•M's.rd
an atine
snirmd «ml
vogo, ubi, I. life,
li
now p*, d a Way.
Iler surfs
•tarile, rock y niM»*«.
* he tt I tm
m ?X-#*N" p
*rn»«
*fhU «amw
«ani»
on w i| < ur r.irfh,
Msrlh, and n « hi
will ewuiuallv ensue, but bt
the greater bulk of our piar
proaiict d in tvn millions of w
moon will require sixty uidl
us.
A’. )
Tnt>uH9.
I
I
i
bv abb* fo si •
a— . - — -
—-wt --
• t iip i Ft h(l^ dfdHv* fl
or only <>Jh. I'IÄ ‘UnethllH/iffAyfffd ¿¡»Tu
store for flic Ljt'iFi*.
A husbRud, it h<
i*» worth LaxingrwflFj
T*m tn TTI jki * ran-
stant additions to s I" ’ III Hl- 111 fumili
fund, and the wife, if -hr H \\<.| lh h ó
Ing, will help him
A thriftless habit oi
onvd a disgrtve, and
people it Is.
It in a
«<'lti*hne.*w «clf-imliik
Idy a perwrtod goud-f
•«III«'**
i»'
ned.
tip l||
"1 don t know," ahe nnawere.1. •'rou
teem to lack energy, and energy 1, ar
important thing in .1 young man who
undertake» the respoii«itHUt» of «tipport-
tug a wife."
"Of couna: but why do v>«i think I
Jack energy f*
"Becau«e there do«u>'t
tu to be
much go to you. ’’
•‘.Much go to me?"
"Not much go home, at leaaL "
He undemloo.1 her.
—Bombar himband« cut <
•rive»' nnw< fur pnni»hn>ent
•re arrire at the Knowledge of t L
portarli fact thnt Bombnv won.
through their mwe*
/: ^b,n /■
If the water in your Was)
ur alkali, use the Standard
Petroleum Bleaching Soap,
a
uf 1SI.I. to the inexpr. .»ible amuo-m.-nt
of ••aocioty." The inarcbioneM made the
offer, ihe made it In the Criminal Court
will surprise you.
I
»vS
h< hasten
14 'ini
b<>
ubus has n
; vcritshlc «uurd tl
! into thè giound,
»out, sticks
msciilar cf-
b»rt jvrki invìi m !
I viij ».
The
«*•»( furiti«
virar uf thv
Thvy are tln* mi
ink l*Hgi (X
artiwts. w hile
fi «li-bone uf <
c^'kle* haw
iht» u ater thal
p'nrtally l**aiitìfu
long «irraniing
h. wilhoiit w.tri
thr l*»ttoiu, aiit(
and abutt ng <>f i
»«av, with tb
^tir uutiig after
viirimi-« appiani
a- Ihr Lina N s
a decided I
lie bright
entirvlv
eral het.
r-, and from the r
•u Used by
* the cut tie
lany of the
iug through
They are
I and have
arici rad i. ii-.
dir! up from
leni
•s th
ledi h»n h h r
F
bo'has
tb«* g«’»fl mi
H >*!«< I ••
l i «.-r ■
i
<M’ <n i
t'í
Those who desire the strongest andaia«o-
luteh the best should buy the G iant B ak
INO row ¡» ar . Thereisnomlstakeabout it.
filled
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Eon. in tin« re»
rv*|
flou of the great
|*«*ople <>f thl« cou
dnt a« a saervd dav
liberality with rafani
a hich we do n »I balk
in truth or bc*t fur th<
of the
IVI. .
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kmp L
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Mir» ,V mc »
Capital Stack
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XORMAN HORSES.
die« won» Udklag
“H w i« your boy
coming on
? ’
“He is quite au
artist.
Hr
drfiv inr live an mal*. ’
“So .« my I
He drew a rei up
Li I
in a tne
I
tire«» it sil up by him-
•elf. t.H>j -Ufel he UM» a crayon?"
“Nu; hfi u* «1 a rupe.’’
T cxoji Silt-
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Bank Premise«. •
Other Kral f.Mate
l.aii<t
<«a*
G hat Armorial
H ub or W ion,
hisker
, changed to a
and
Kunk
KtorkM«
.
• application or
G
lokkt
B lack
byn»lnf<le
Loan*
ItiacoMAtS,
this
I> ve and
. It Impart,
a l uturul color, act«
Hue
From
Banka,
hi»tautaneounlj-. Sold by Dnigguu, or
Money
ou hand
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7 • oi «1.
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yiij
by oxpri-m
on rutx
14¡
T
1 am
complimented on my improved appear­
ance, and it is all due to Hop
Bitters! J. Wickliffe Jackson,
— n’tlmtftf/foH, l)sl.
xr None genuine without a bunch of green
Ho{»a on the w hi e label. Shun all tic vile,
poisonous stuff with “Hop" or Hups ' in tl dr
name.
% w «rd rd
K. H. Mellon aid. Pres.
nr« you, pa?
seven on luy
>V: W hen is
“ Emaciated V
And scarce.]*-
Gaining strei
“ Fleahl”
And hardly a
ASK FOR
chant«. Manufacturers, Corporations, and 13u»i-
ntt« Firms generally.
naive proof that
seen in the fact
ith at the end in-
ng of life,"
I consider your
lb in <J,\ tbe b» Hi remedy iu cxi-d
For Indigestion, kkincj
- Cuui) !afinl
“And nervous debility. 1 have ju*t
Returned
“ From the south in a fruides* s< uh b for
health, ami find that your Bittci s u»c ooii: g
me more
Good!
lUthefie Coast
Thia Bank solicit« the accounts uf Mer­
!
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frshn ».'■»< - in
nipt
' ««r ««r- *jr •
•atn "no
A lull i »* • an.
W
A [>iki H«*r
'or his originality
C nl . i’ejkI Jrtt ' r
* one Sabbath by
n ini
CldestClirtriedBiA
al-', Ml ,!|
I 4 an-!
i.itaiM)
.Tn"i
ores, «»lili decaí, loa» of manhood, «4c.. I will
MBri a
thai.n'i! L .I i /u. F’.FK ( i F
I'ilARUk.' i lilt g i V-al rvn.Apy »»or rt ie«-o<l«*r«Ml
tara mb>KÌonar> in South An erice .S»-nd »elf-
enwbwu to H av . jomkvh T. 1 mman .
station I ». New York,
»nA». 'Io n.>t go’ w
.A ’ U‘h'ith- paper.
ii wM ulT.
It s ;
a Ì i‘i a-< m th t
gets t
JsU
/o mu.
«•
(
Tln gri-Ht < on<
,
IO Norch Front Bt.. Portland
»• Life.
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On Tre in Coming in to Poi t lauti.
,>«k FWT y «Ty V «fftbeGwnerft-
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f ‘r^.1 v !A LK N feTItoi • » dopu-a 1 n IU
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Thi« BF.LT or iu<ene."s-
tor « made vtp.<«»<y f., -
tbecui-euf ckraiifcvtr r»ni»
of the ir nrnitC.-t, oty«n-
There to nu I.liete Ice aOuUt
this liwtr'Kiu nl, t>>e oc..
Unuou> stI «um nf £L1 ;
. RI C I T Y |e i meat: a
throngh the ¡xrta nr;«t
reeloic liietu U. bewK'-y
art ion. J>v n.a ro«>lo«iii I
Un* wWh £ i X- trie Be s
• d«MnHe«1tn «-«re ail li'«
r>’M «Adotti. Ütof»*
r«w '-uvaUr* »Tirina
ginn HU. lnfo'ir»t|iNiJ>Jrm-«iil7-<ùî^>ér
fcj^ trtkí B-il l U.. HJÜ is a-luuav- u JH.. CU JMvHiL
Th I « G pen f St reruf hen
I m « k« i(i<-*iy und \<*rxe
Ionic, ture« Vtlbont
Fail.Xervoua«nJ FLydoil
IM*bildy. L* m « t Vitality.
Waaku^A Virile Decline.
Imp-’mcy.
Oreneuaittve
Condition«, Prostriti«. Kid­
ney and Bladder Compia! nt«.
Diarwrs oi tue Blood.Enjp-
tionr. ar ! all the «deflect«
of youthful f- Uiea and ex-
oeae»--; ponmuu-iitiy pr*
veutln< all Lut< lunt uy
weak« otnf drain« upon the
syatcin, huw -i r they occor
FMtor mg L«t
however «uoipllBated the
1 ae«' may be, an«! where all other remeuit-A have failoL
4 I'rnnnnml < art* Absolutely 4>uaranlr<s!
Price
30 per Usile, or five bottle« tor flQ. Bent
•’P"n renrtplot price, or (LO D .to an v al ln s«, air..-t-
>ir vau-J.y
|»R.
I». M4ÌIII I I».
IIS krarny Street, mh Frane!«?«<’sl.
I"
r:z
»tin««) 'n|ji«>»r «an 1
4 ¿/‘»»»oil**' ■»>’, Btrunjy o.uUdeuUaJ. >-y Ru«r c>r al
WEAK,' UNO
o
PARTS
< i
T
Enforced dwel
will read with
the
following <
from a woman'«
Antisell Goll Medal
*«v« hair. Larcrat
Factory la Ine «alale
«4.4U, ««'aa.la su
PETALUMA IJiCDBATOB
•*"’
ISSI
-
Ifivir
i< do
o im«
«id » young Pint
talk 1 lo hi, fuiIvr.
•• w lion* nrv v«»n
i* To« h..g¿nic'finif Hinten, ni
Ard
• I*. inox
inlitun*« ol I
prosperiti
I
lauglmbte affair than the elder Scott'«
union with the Man-hloneaa of Sligo,
which wn« celebrated tn the eumuier
«tu! k* >» un «» '
r
h
n
It would be dilll.-iilt to Imagine a more
aeineneinl to four mouth»' im-
pr «iinni.-iit in Newgate, and corni>elle<|
lili?'""
* I“"'"1“1 «•Idle«» by Sir
«»*« BiU'r.t r.ntng’inch tit nign'amamn
The
iDAFt hioiiv«« (bn»tight t«» tin* I'ourt bv
tiiAlvrnsI solicit ik I v for hor offspring)
w.w so arterh ti by thoimlge's admoni
lion that on the spur uf thv moment the
aent him thv brief note (<la«h«*d off on a
pivcv of court f<M»l«vap gnvn her by the
I clerk of arraigns,) in which *hc vx-
Why Shouldn't He Understand?
pri - • >1 tie e 'h tli r het dear I v< ould
It w«a «liuoat midnight, the band, of al wav« haw «o prudent a <*oiin«vlor bv
What • • ■! ! t' e
. 1 •. .I
(
the clock were toiling pa.nfull» around hi« side
their circuit; the inMoen yawtied and av< rpt the offer made in so de) rata and
rt a t tori ng a manner? The mst« h turn«*!
incidental!, remarkei that it »» ¡»« jtrow
out no Worse than wa.« vxpe« h*d
l'h<
Ing late, l>ut the youth kept hi« «.■ .1
•.Miranda." he »aid at lenxtli, "I hate march ones«, of com *e. rvp:i d her I hk
made up in» min.l to aakyou if rou will Imtid (in kind) for thv ed i
hv had
be my wife."
U* J 'S
? to
The
of |>a|M.r tliat waa handed to the Judge
l>v one of the uahem of the «tilth and
even fetid rourt.» Two year, earlier
Byron had been a fellow traveler in
Greece with the man'hloneaa' youthful
and rather erratic eon, where Ihe poet
look .»'vaaion to talk more fri»'ly than
affectionately al»>ut hi, own mother to
the nianiina. who wa.pnilial.h no le,»
eoiniiiiiiiirative about the peciiliaritie.
of h , eccentric parent.
1'lie young
men parted, Byron to riac in an hour to
K' 1'b eminence <.f fame, the tn it-ipii.
to put himodf within the grip <>f the
criminal law by luring iuto Eia lacht in
Mediterranean water, twoaeamen from
one of hi« llrittanio Majeaty'a »hip« of
war
lned for hi, otfenae at the Old
| Bailey bv Sir II illiatn Seott (judge of
the high court of the admiralty) and
1 I xir I l.lhuilMirougli, the marjui« waa
I foun I gu It», onlervd to pay a tian of
ridge whu put tn the mouth uf
' ¿r» *'*«. »tu» "Ancient Mariner.*’
he the r Dr. Frank­
•*! have Buffered !”
THE WEBJOOT COOK ROOK
FROM A SENSE OF DUTY
Some people shrink from mailing public Fltn Ediuos sf SOO »old is 0 b , D«y Many
With «Trry diaeaar iniatflDab.r i»*r the
the benefit they have received ** bile oth­
Advaace Ordan Alraady Baoeirad
last three yean. Our
ers are free to tell ft abroad for the good
Thi» is the '*1,1 Cook Book in the market, |
OruKKl-t. T. J. Auderaou recoin mt iidit.
of fellow mortals. Of the latter kind in
"Hop Bitter»” to rue,
Mr. J. H. Coppuck, of Meant Holly, N. J., the recipe» having been furnished by ’
well
known
ladle»
of
Oregon
and
11
a»b-
I
uaed two bottles!
who writes. “ I am one of many who give
ington,
and
they
have
all
>>een
tried
by
'
Am
entirely cured, and heartily rerun»-
their cheerful appreciation of the merits
of the efficacy of your valuable Brown’s tiioae contributing, thu» inauring a prar-1 rueud Hop Hitter» to every one. J D.
tical
iaiok
for
the
household.
Kitchen
edi
­
Walker, Buckner, Mo.
Iron Bitters, from a sruse of duly.
Thia
tion, iioard i-over>.»l I:.»; doth cover»,S1.50.
bitters is doiug much good in our county,
Sold by all l»>oK»eller» and »ent po»t paid
for which I can vouch.”
on i. eeint of price bv the Pubiiahera.
I write thU as a
W. B. A ykh & Co.,
Token of the great appreciation I hav«
Two Italian men-of-war anti «i< torpedo
Bookseller» aud Stationer», Ki Eirwt St., of your Hup
▼eeaeh have arrived al Purl Said, Egvpt.
Portland, <*r.
• ’ ’ Billeis. I wui afilcted
With inffammaiory rbtutn«U»ui
EVERY WOMAN KNOWS THEM
For nearly
The British Columbia Legislature ha*
The human Gxl) is much like a good
.Seven year-«, ami.no medicine seeuied to
been prorogued by the Governor.
clock or watch in its movements; if one
do me any
goes loo slow* or too fast, mo follow all the
Good!!:
• • • • Premature decLae of power in
other*, and bad time reaulta; if one organ
Until 1 tried tuo buttle* of )Cur I!<
either «ex. however induced, speedily and
or Met of organ* works imperfectly, per­
permanently cured.
Consultation free. Bitter*, and to n.j surprise 1 am a*
version of functional effort of all the
I look for three letter HtainpM. World’« DU to-day a* ever 1 was. I hope
organs i* *ure to follow. Hen<*e it I* that
“ You may have abundant success”
pen**art Medical .V’««<M’iati'»ii.Buffalo,N \ .
th«* numerous ailments which
make
“ In this great ami ”
woman’s life miserable are the direct
Valuable medicine:
T. 8, Arthur, a prominent author and
isHue of tire abnormal action of the uteiinr
Anjone! * * wishing to kn< u more
system.
For all that numerous class of publisher, died at Philadelphia on the ti h. | &!>oui my cure?
syiuptoin* and every woman knows them
i
('«»» learn
ti-nrn by
hv »/ii!
r-VKHiiiiF me.
m* E.
I-' M.
XI
Can
addressing
there is one unfailing remedy. Dr. | RHMTJonald
S t Murphy
William», i ltd ißi h Miieet, W ashington.
Pierce’s “Favorite Prescription,”
thi..
1. Ultimili, Jr3 ice Prrit.
favorite of the sex.
‘»B U
tb.iag.
•
1.«
A«» tu pois. ’
sound and *e-
The man *1 'S&M enju>>»
*
politics were of so much importan* e to fn-Uiing »i
concepU >©. of
Ip « >«• a»h*quate
A11
it
1»
lo
thè
«ulfvrer «ho
«11
thewe
w
mankind a« bi* precept» and practice of
• >» un bis ìm >1 half tha
ui •iaepi«:*'
thrift ami economy. Hw life is a most night anti
xht ~»»al‘ he* a little uii-
fct ibeit full iu«-aiiing h
impH «-»iw illustration ot what may i^e «Mdsfa«.'"i*
auparmt
is B.a> a ho
fu digesto wtll and
aimost au>
au» amount uf
s »l* d .aiiuoHt
a<*< omplishud by systematic industry,
««If-
’'* • that
I.-• » kllls
Izill— ptople;
V^..»,.la.' it
if
[>rk
hard work
•elf-deoial and proper care for earu- is worrv
•Tik sat hfuTtowed by rentful
d
¡y
alni'
«u«l
strength,
íurtiic
«tvvp
bring
Ing*».
repair**! «(«»ring the
daily wawi
_¿ OJfpre^i
_ ; , . _ . « the vietili»
• .»«J ’dial
Franklin was never mean, Mingy nor nigliL Bu
leeplea«
night is abat
d h< « •
mi* r;y
Ou the contrary he wfi» a
the muxlue. tor­
a. * »or- » <>ut
--------------------
rack»
the
pbilan’hrup'sl who wjieiit time and
«
ae.4
b-wilder*
the brain, so
■
r t. * prth 1 v Ing.
money freely for the advantage of hta that life *
\
1.
I'-
H.'ih
bu-j ag*».
tfBawtr
**ln»oi
b-ilow men, and whose benevolcn<-< WM
» **v SB|
r* the time overworking
when a
What he <1 d. themarl«»«
attested by many gift«,
iji time» as many pro-
bility to sleep a» there
ami what he taught others to do, was I •
V* K VVr are living under
to live frugally and tvm|**rately, woik were a get
>mnia
in of different
•*1 MW
higher |«rt
in diffcient mmtal and
diligently a»'d wn*te i.o money iu uu- kind», and
H
.
1
.-
mai
be - •ii""' d
H's homely pro- physical < «
nee. a-ary purchases,
h : aonb» t an t *h-ep.*
verbs have parsed into the common ami a* I ■>' fl
|r-.itjn or overw«>rkud
»pevch of the people,
H »“' many hiiu- bittill all
<>f iu -omnia and rv« o% •
A moat fi| - I
dreds oi thousand* of dollars are »aved
er’ fr< in ifl ki —JJTo'^b’tr Hagan. K*i., the
from foolish expend l ire in this < untrv
* ^tCMfiflflb/‘’* a' * uiii»l uf 1’hiladel-
; i ••isutif‘4 thv larguât <lt.aivre
every war by the remembrance of
Pf I» il <
lp'i.H 1« prc.-M-i/ t-
Frankliu** adv <*e to “never buy a tli
The Dominion Grange in uchhìqu Al Tor­
<W. b ’I av rv iit'UM* of G. W . (¿ail
J
you don’t need beciu*e it i* cheap?’
‘♦»irStoWtV! th«**« w ho are inquir- onto, han denounced railway monopolies.
»W
i<
’
‘
»-«rVre
*
mud
shrp.au«!
to
A good many young men a- «1 sour* ing the btMfl
tori - ii* > of in*omnia. one of
A SOLID CONCERN
old one* are chietly ambit ou* to be triumph ov
!R cm >1
our ««itfoil
There are few, if any bankihg hoiine* in
calle I “good fvl!ow*.M
1 hey like the North FrW
•» among m pl t ufflVi tie ucn tor one who hau the country equal iu tinuucia! strength
reputation < f being “oiwn hared«*!.
* te <b»pc(»ua an«! inborn and inanageineii'
itli the Pacific Bank of
been badly
They a: v willing to racrinc' a ti.h - or nia. Mr. >
• . -I h BF o I »ave been the one Sau Francihco, Cal. Its foundation* have
*• ’
it may be a quarter of their income | •eta ted
' iieen ueil iaid. and it* management under 1
i AAiutalun I but no ) une autild
• • • . nt <.
we.’v week f<»r th* sake ut wl^at ,j<*v • *U|q>-
v U k v» r«unal MiDervkion of Dr. R. H. Mc­
— Irwin
«.
♦«
' " ker U/ffiKert «Wlff»»rd
i call “a x « hm ! t me and the du bout ap­ UineM or aii<bt « lor-, uf resi. In reaponM? lo Donald arcount* for It* *y'.Mudid achieve
Out of the earning* ufl
l»a»t and prenant experience, HieHtx in the pa*t
proval of a pa reel ot other men a* foul- «jueHtionn as «u
L^ie px*t six nionlh*. the Board of Direct-1
Mr. Haga i -si ’ U 03* editor:
i li
then
t ih -vere and long ••ontinu- uh» have declared a ilivideiid of 5 per cent, I
“My caan wa <f
Thrif* should be a *»rt <d
erv-day ! e«i inauinida, p j
X inixHy fnm.-ivnpeu*’. living at the rate of 10 per cent jar annum, .
» •» -»uficatiun to Vilify w
yuligiou «A Ui* J», r flvn. .FT"’
!»« <»r the rwtiti/*’ z
f' üttül.> i Ub >Xu> ... .lurp -»how* what di «erect manaveruen*. will do. |
smail income, and thi» clas* invlu-ie
liiipoasibiHty. Mj physical (The Pacific Bank i* growing daily in mer­
bt . rtrfie ar)u»»«l I
iogtit fi oui being unable to cantile confidence, and it* libvial, and at
ninvty-nim* hundredths <»f the men in
-
■ectiro
re(r«L.
.
»ICniber wa« dreadful. It : the same time cautious, ¡»olicy respecting
Detroit.
It indues nearl. «wr. man weakened «nd ni»-t!«Vrd
me during the day, I ha* won for it a host of friends among the
uno works with his hands: nearly every ami made aten'Fb
hiisln«*» aslow martyr! i merchant* and thoughtful financiers, of
person engage! in teaching <»( any «Join. For ire if »iqjeara i was from time to1 : not only San »and* c, but the entire Pa-
lime und<- th« «Are if different pny>iciana. re- I
kin<i; iiinvt« en-l wvntieth* *»f lho*e cm < « ;»in< o<
'iml.v pome mea*ure of benefit, 1 citic slope.
plowed in stores an I o ber mercantile y< on th< vb fg'ling no material adv ant- ,
Both house* ot the Dakota Legislature
establishment»; thiee-qu iri»*r* at least age. I v .«* p it an a very low and simple diet,
conaistins’ pri!»*i*h>sklntmed
pni»il»aili of skimmed tnilk.
milk.
hate passed the woman suffrage bill.
of those va ho are in the professions
^htutJlbi jUKh u
lung variety of ex
After p»»-wiHdtb*xUgh
a long
to fand die'- I one dav hap­
calle I “learnci;" nearh everyone who perien« <-• as sMllill
A STRONG ENDOWMENT
gets his li\!ng by newspaper work or pen ••«! to |».o*te •! 1 ii« •• of In*. Starke\ x Paleo,
and
1 notice«!
Hirign
of “( um|M«uu<i Oxygen." is conferred upon that magnificent insti
___ _______
.IM
m
other literary or qu i-i lit r try pursuit; \ other modi ot
treatment
bud
failed.
I
ut
tution, the human system, by Dr. Pierce’s
urtieb's almost with lit excepti >n, and, thought U«f* on« Hild
•”1 do no worse, and it might “(.»olden Medical Discovery*’ that fortifies
«-nt iu ut a venture and ma«le I it against the encroachment of disease.
indeed, the ^reat bulk of our p »p la «to U tter. ’
..<>loe time 1 had been endur- |
a trial of it.
lion. ThereTs poss.blyonv per ceni. of ing the asp|
l5'*i«.p«ia, and for week» bad . It is //«» great blood purifier and alterative
,i without the aid of« Moral . and as a remedy fur < onsuvnption, bron
our people who have either by their not been h 4 .»K'P
lie 1 Oxygen did not work an, chili*. and all di*eiu*e* ot a waating nature,
I he
...».
own exertions, or by good luck, or by or other drug*.
inuncdlate mirH*1 in nre. But I mxhj naw it ' its influence is rapid, efficacious and per­
some other mean-, come into the own­ wrh doing lire
t«l Ho I re»ol > ed to perwist
— ' manent. Soli! everywhere.
Before .
ership <>f sufficient proj erty to rendet in it» u • aud !<!•' oH s thorough trial, liufore
long 1 tteguii to
the pleasure of n al sleep.
exhortation to i-coimmival habits nnii-'c- It v.ash.v dugrtothal my
The Indian contingent of the Suakein
ij* dyiipepMia
left
dyspepaialeftuie.and
____ to <4 . ;> TOimed
.mesi. I w
Magre
wasgrcaUj
rn expedition han I m *en landed at Suakein.
psaary for them, and besides they arc lor th« power
ig
<1
by
m*p«rlial
improvement,
ami
this
•
couru
‘
*
”
■
"
"
th** most part siiffi *ient.ly inclim d to save
Tatet! _____
nur' go >n with great regularity ¡
BtitnuT
(' VI AKItH A New Treatment has t»een dia-
their pennies without encouragement and per*iHten<^«L»jn>
M-rwirttein a -¿Ja.» rr<
r** orery
«»very was
wan »low.it
»low, it , • .'.<!•<! w I m rate “ permanent < ure is effected in
from other*; but h<>w runny of the uine ua-irvnl. I has* ** twist of home ourvdng and from one (o three applivatioiiM. Particulars and
ty-nnd-nirie live as carefully a* they al • Dtion, Si»«! “*t wad, of ioiium *. a material trvutiMe free on receipt uf stamp. A. H. D ixon
uid tom«* F >r» or$i mouth» I regulariv took & S on ,
King St. vicm I, Joi onto, ( anailn.
ought ?
tire < «»inpoumv
V—a. 1 »vgen Treatment, carefully
t tie dl'*
«W-* 'i
’ , ,e. an«! cunatanth gaining
Some of those men who spvud every o ) m ving toe
Thoae complaining of Sore Throat or
.. -t h
I*. * ’* '
•!]*»•«•»»■ My
and
rent tii>'\ make month after month nud
■ ■ i
* id« h it ho badly m «-«lc<l. Hoarseness should use “ Brutcn a bron­
j ear after yearlinvn unthrifty wives, mil
rfi-i this took pla«.**, an I I chial Troches.'* The effect is extraordi­
About I' :■
ilu.«* condition <>f health nary. particularly when used by aingeis
for I hem. it for anybody, the recording have iiiifl <■
Ft. t| n «■'; to attend with pb-astu,
anil speakers for clearing the voice. Sold
angel ought to drop a tear upon the ami hUtiMlbttld
• • ■
businosa I bm «• i.o
vxil entrv ami blot It out; but in »st «»1 need nows to tC *t
the Compound Oxygen only in buxtA.
those who scatter us they go haw no Treat meni, oxd" Oct asionully f«»r a cofil or
torroni tAbertmpç '!■<«! ) dinonler. 1 take an
BFAI’TIFLL CAHI’S. A set of magnifi­
bo ly to Idanu* but them vlws.
1 he de­ abiimlam e oí k ' iu, and I eat and bleep a*
cent Floral Cards, 4^xB inches, sent five
sire I » tires* in style, to make nabow of w« ll us man cuL i «h to.
to
all persons w ho have u-ed Brow n’s Iron
I li «t\ e rwoiiw n idrd ('ompound ilxygcu to a
generuii* living mi I a display of easily
ninni* r <>f triât* who bait tried it with rn Bitters. State disease und effect. Write
hospitality; to in lulge in expensive ar­ tire ».*1 i-farflU M? frientl Mr. F. W Fd
your address plainly. Brown Chemical
ticles uf food an I dr.nk; in a word, tin* ward*, tif tld* ( . « notably one of thc*r. He Co., Baltimore, Md.
i ufi 'li by Iti iglit
.. w hiM*aMe and
___
lernpla!i<»n to live b yond one’s mean* obier inlirtidiis l»u «iw brought inte gou«!
is thv cause uf more domestic misery, «hai** lo : i I he
m ( < V i«••«'»<! < >\v gen. ami is now at-
Hisi*- with rane t* and comfort. As
more diappointmi nt. more life-f.iilurvi femliiiK t«ibusu-H
a < omnh'tc
tt- «intuì
v ili«^» **(
♦*« •»*••>
•»•••, d* ein,
in. »heOxyucn
«heOx
i*
and more weariness thnt. ends in death
nu
d. It lriv<
... I ■ ■•«*•(
- -1- i «L
1 . * out di**«-**,* U h«n Baby w tut tick, we g«. © bar CASTORIA.
than ant other single danger to which hv rrstu . ing i il tut Su aifl put* ing the system When aha wua a(’iuL!, -hr cried forCASTOIlIA,
people of general respect ability ere ex­ ih »ut ha» atelstr« ngth ff it <ii-i n*c has nu When Mhc breauw Ml»«, «be clung to (’ASTORIA,
chain •<* io stai f
H<h«r
•£*»» '(‘Uy <‘k more inform«- U Luu »Le L»J < LiUln-u, «he gavv tlwiu (’ASIVUIA
posed.
The rea'
_
11 •
Except in case of sickness or extrnor- tion on ib '""pke A. a¿. '
a parni U'Hi" ■ '
PB'wlMbvii by Iloctor«
(linnrv calamity it is th«* dutv of every in
Mark« y X r../
i u -r
■ mu ¡1« tUrai.l Suwt.
’«mu,j ij enrh or middle lift* u ,'n> has ent- 1’1 i!ad«-IpItiA.
*’h MU he
* ? mailed tu any
uTWgU'l,
,rmtl
w
of the Old Bailey: »lie made it on a allp
6i«ty Million YeAra Hence.
m
lin’*» service* in the field* of ♦< ienoe and
their escorts. They were being weighed,
it was
very amusing, as well a* a good
It may be doubted
Near by were a number of lad e* w th
Thu writer heard the follow ing story
FOP. THE ILEBPLBSt
THRIFT.
The True Gaapel uf Financial Sal rat io a.
Muri be the Krwult nf »he Kterlvas
CHiitate of the Faeillr slope.
It
How au Intelligent Irishman F«»«ed a« a
Profue«or.
s few evenings
T
HEAVY.
D
ir E -
Y' _ _
“ <
W »,A AU «4M« fh« X Su Ofc ^4»
ÜliMisterliiruar > . 11 FsHaawb«*«
h«n-h Ai»drei^cfctellm»N«ei«t4y CtjcnWwfrr» Ad
**• FETAI I MA IN< I IlATidt CO friahm« cj
THE
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