A4 OPINION Blue Mountain Eagle Wednesday, October 27, 2021 OTHER VIEWS State must end cannabis crisis it helped create S even years ago, Orego- nians were told that by legalizing marijuana and hemp they could solve an ar- ray of problems. Pot smokers could come out of the shadows and hemp could take its place as a legitimate crop. Illegal pot growers would be put out of business — or at least forced to register under the state’s auspices. State offi cials correctly estimated millions of dollars would come tumbling into the state’s coff ers that would go to schools and cover the costs of regulating the crop. By 2020, legal marijuana sales in Oregon topped $1.1 billion a year, and state tax revenue exceeded $150 mil- lion. According to the state Department of Revenue, 40% was earmarked for the state school fund, 20% for mental health, alcoholism and drug services, 15% for the Oregon State Police and 5% for the Oregon Health Authority for drug treatment. The problem: No one knows how much marijuana is grown and sold illegally, since enforcement of the pot and hemp law has taken a backseat. Illegal marijuana grows are overtaking some parts of the state. It’s gotten so bad in Jackson County that the com- missioners there declared a state of emergency and sent a plea for help to Gov. Kate Brown and legislative lead- ers. They’ve even asked for the National Guard to be activated. Neighboring Josephine County faces the same prob- lems. The sheriff there esti- mated hundreds of illegal pot grows are spread through- out the southwestern Oregon county. Some legal hemp farms serve as camoufl age for ille- gal marijuana grows. Nearly 50% of the registered hemp farms in Oregon illegally grow marijuana, according to the Oregon Health Author- ity and the Oregon Liquor and Cannabis Commission. About 25% of registered hemp farms won’t let state inspectors in. All of which constitutes an emergency of the highest order. Once pot growers — and hemp growers who culti- vate pot illegally on the side — decide to fl out the law, all bets are off . They are telling the state of Oregon they don’t care what the law says and are thumbing their noses at the authorities. And the state is letting them get away with it. Ille- gal growers steal massive amounts of water and use ille- gal chemicals, threatening the livelihoods of legal farmers. To her credit, the gover- nor is making more cannabis law enforcement grants avail- able and told the state police to increase its eff orts. The Oregon Department of Agri- culture is expanding its hemp program from 4 to 12 staff ers. Every little bit helps, but that’s not nearly enough. Jackson County com- missioners alone say they need six more code enforce- ment offi cers; the sheriff ’s offi ce needs 34 more staff - ers, including 18 detectives; and the state Water Resources Department there needs three more staff ers just to handle water-theft complaints. And that’s just one county. Other counties report similar illegal pot problems. In Klamath County, sher- iff ’s deputies earlier this month discovered $100 mil- lion worth of illegal mari- juana fi lling a 27,000-square- foot potato storage shed. Two other illegal grows were also found. Oregonians, including growers who follow the law, are being hurt because of the state’s lax regulation of pot and hemp. Oregon’s leaders have failed the public. They have allowed illegal pot growers to operate at will. It’s time for the governor and her administration to fi x this crisis, which they helped create. When Oregonians approved the legalization of marijuana and hemp, they were told the state would do a good job of regulating the crops and get rid of illegal growers. The state at all levels has failed to live up to its part of the bargain. It’s time for the authorities to saddle up and get rid of this problem, which they have allowed to overrun our state. Editor’s note: This editorial originally appeared in the Capi- tol Press. FARMER’S FATE Frog leg pie and other delights E leanor Roosevelt once said, “If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be with- out fl avor.” At the rate our summer is going, we will never have to worry about a bland life — our home seems to be built on love, shenanigans, and unpredictability ... fl avoring it up like frog leg pie. Recently, I was planning on a day in the swather: an audiobook, snacks, and company from my 5-year-old and the dog — a pretty enjoyable way to spend a summer day. I stopped at the chicken coop to let the chicks and ducks out before I left — and that’s when unpredictable hit. One of the baby ducks, Mrs. Beakley, wasn’t walking right. She would walk a few steps then tumble forwards to the ground. Her wings and legs seemed fi ne, but she continued to stumble as the rest of the fl ock headed toward their mud pond. I called a friend who off ered some advice, and 20 minutes later, I was in the fi eld swathing — with only one small feathered change to the plan. In the dog’s place sat a duck in a box. Every little bit I syringed water with nutritional yeast into her mouth. The fi rst few hours were awful. The duck was getting weaker, and her head was starting to fl op. Soon she was laying out fl at and I regretted taking her along. With a loud crunch the swather sucked an irrigation pipe through its rollers. “Welcome to unpredictable farm life,” I grumbled as I stepped over the dying duckling and headed out to move an entire line of forgotten pipes. Fifteen minutes later, upon open- ing the door of the swather, I was fl ab- bergasted to see the baby duck sitting up — and even more surprised when she seemed to be hungry, pecking at the grass in her box. I cut up pieces of cucumber, and she greedily devoured every last one. We had a great rest of the day together. In between naps she would peck the window as the bugs swirled safely around outside the glass. If we hit a bump or the sound of the engine changed, she would jump to her feet and quack loudly. For anyone interested, a swather Brianna duck is much more Walker entertaining than a swather dog — but a whole lot smellier. Unpredictability at our house isn’t just relegated to the things that happen outside our control — we currently have a cousin living with us who has a fetish for blackberries. Lucky for him, many of our fi elds are lined with those accursed brambles — and he brought home gallons of the tasty berries each week. But what does one do with so many blackberries? We made black- berry pies and blackberry cobblers, blackberry smoothies and blackberry oatmeal — and one evening I made a savory blackberry and basil pizza. Everyone seemed a bit hesitant — but once you got over the fact that it was purple, it was quite unpredictably deli- cious. The success in such a bizarre recipe emboldened me to try a recipe I had read years ago in a Great Depres- sion cookbook: green tomato pie. Here is where the shenanigans come in. My husband loathes toma- toes. Put a diced tomato in his salad and he gags and chokes and says, “Tomatoes cause cancer. My mom ate tomatoes and she died of cancer.” His idea of a good tomato is one that is puréed and seasoned and smeared on a garlic crust under pounds of melted cheese and olives. So I smiled dev- ilishly to myself as I rolled out the dough for a tomato pie. It smells delicious, but, if I was to be totally honest, the green goo oozing out of the pie slits was more than a lit- tle off -putting. “What is that?” everyone asked, sniffi ng the delicious aroma which seemed incongruous to the green, goopy glop setting in front of them. “Dessert!” I declared proudly, “because I love you all from my head tomatoes.” I slipped a knife into the pie — and nearly lost my appetite. I had followed the recipe exactly, which directed that the tomatoes be cut in thick quarter-inch slices. Those big green tomatoes oozed like cooked frog’s legs out from under the pie crust. I snuck a glance up at every- one’s faces. They looked just like mine — a little nauseous at the ghastly sight. “You’re eating that fi rst,” my hus- band said defi nitively. “I’m going to tell you it’s amaz- ing,” I said, with more bravado than I felt. “Because if it’s good I’m going to be soooo proud of myself — and if it’s bad, well, misery loves company.” I took a glop of oozy green toma- toes and watched in horror as they made slime trails across my plate. Everyone watched as I took a slow, apprehensive bite. It tasted surpris- ingly like a cross between apples and pears. It was delicious. Everyone fi nally took a piece — and it was the consensus that if only one could eat it blindfolded, the pie could be consid- ered a success. The next time I mod- ifi ed the recipe, dicing the pieces and adding a bit of red food color- ing. It looked better, but everyone still referred to it as frog leg pie. “It’s just backwards to have black- berry pizza and tomato pie,” my hus- band said, shaking his head. What can I say? It’s an unpredictable household — overfl owing with shenanigans. I think my kitchen needs a sign warning our guests of our unpredictable menu: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Philosophy is wondering if ketchup classifi es as a smoothie ... and shenanigans is serving frog leg pie for dessert. Brianna Walker occasionally writes about the Farmer’s Fate for the Blue Mountain Eagle. COMMENTARY Medical providers discuss vaccines A s your local medical pro- viders, we have been hear- ing many questions about the COVID vaccines. We thought it would be helpful to provide some information for our community regarding vaccination. Our fi rst pri- ority as medical professionals is to prevent illness and death, and this letter comes from our desire to keep our patients, friends and neighbors healthy. We also acknowledge that vaccination is a personal choice, and we hope that this information helps in your decision making process. First, a common question is about vaccine eff ectiveness. Data from September show that Moderna is 93% eff ective at preventing hospi- talization from COVID, while Pfi zer is 88% eff ective, and J&J is 71% eff ective. Since the delta variant has become the dominant strain, unvac- cinated people are more than 10 times more likely to be hospitalized or die from COVID and fi ve times more likely to get the disease. Another common question about the vaccines is their safety. Many have heard stories about vaccine reactions. However, serious reac- tions are very rare. Risks for each vaccine vary by age and gender, and the CDC website has the most up-to-date information. You can also talk to your primary care doctor about which vaccine would be best for you. Another common question: Why do I need the vaccine if I am low- risk for serious COVID infection? Your vaccination helps to slow the spread of COVID in the community and protects those around you. Less spread of COVID also means fewer chances for mutations and new vari- ants of the disease. Others ask: How did they develop the vaccines so quickly? Previous research on vaccines for similar viruses (SARS-CoV-2 and MERS-CoV) gave scientists a jump- start on COVID-19 vaccine devel- opment. Once developed, all vac- cines undergo three phases of clinical trials to establish safety and effi cacy, and some of the phases were combined given the urgency of the situation. Again, we acknowledge that vac- cination is a personal choice. And while we think that vaccination is a good way to protect yourself and those in our community, we are also committed to serving all patients equally and with the most current treatments available, whether you are vaccinated or not. And in addi- tion to vaccines, we always encour- age good lifestyle choices (healthy eating, staying active, washing hands, etc.) to keep you as healthy as possible. Even now, COVID is still aff ecting many in our commu- nity, and tertiary hospitals may be full. This aff ects patients at BMH because we may have limited places to send patients who need ICU or specialty care. Our clinic has all three vaccines available during clinic hours without an appointment. And we encourage you to discuss any questions you have with your primary care provider. We consider it an honor to serve the people of Grant County. 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