* .t Published in the Greatest Valley of Eastern Oregon. The Oldest and Most! I Reliable The Best Advertising! Medium ( v • • • ■»-' Harney Valley Items 9 ■9* VOL. 19. BURNS. OREGON. SATURDAY. OCTOBER 3. 1903. 1 AN Geer& Cummins Hardware of Every Description Hl’iXKS, otu.tiov IF YOUARE A FARMER jflhncl Xca-vo On«_- Ceni Buy a |o»tal card ami wnd tu 'I ite New York Tribuna Fsruier. New York City, iur a fn-e •pacimrii copv. The Triliuiii- Farnwr i» a National llluetr»- trd Agricultural Weekly for farmerc and their fumi III», atid «landa at thè head of (he ■gricci)turai prese. Tira price is II 00 ;«r vwar, Bui if you like il ynu cau «ecuM. it with your own favorite locai tiewr|«tp«-r, Ile ITKMS. at a baryain. Both papera f 1 80. I I Fe»id money and order lo The ITEMS. PROFESSIONAL CAPI»' h J h» . » «h «¿rag • G IOS I. o D g F» NO i?. A F. *t \ M. .'»Irrt« S m I it 'I my on orlh'lnt} full uhmm Q'nliflt-ii brother* (retrrn illy invite i. « F Kt fiyon, W’. M. F. S, Ui»*dt’r. Set’«. H’UNM LODGE. NO tM. A O V U Merlu nt Broun tmtl ev*rv Ernlav we- rung Vt-ittng brother* i¡uicrtmlly in- vted. riib» Harfen», W. .M Chaa. N (■orhraiio. Kcc«»rd«’r. H AHNKY l/NXD', NO. 77, I O. '• F. Meets every S.*tiir-i iv evening. II nsn'. Iivll Visiting broth -r. fr.itevnnlly in- vitr.l Frs ik O Jsi kswn, N G l*. ti Suu It, .Secretary. Ch un ii A ii iiiiu iiccmeiiI s. Sunday School (lrat Sunday of t •'clock, A M third anil fuuith at llarnry the aeli nnmtli nt 10 Ou tlir x'conil, Sunday«of each uontli nt 3 ii’t'l-ick 1*. M I’reiteh tug «ervice« ever» secund Sunday it 8 1’ .M Preaching service» at the Baptist «hurcli every Island ’2nd Sunday«, morning and evening. Sunday school every Nitmlaj at 10 t. tu. prayer meeting every Thursday «vetting. HOUSE. Alovut ti»' tior«- that Jarnc« Monroe ■< pnraldent of tin- In It mi Htntra pro- iairn<-. then only 2.1 year« old, went to New- York tui a «lelrgale n, congress from Virginia. He was a handsome young How, with political and military sir ra U)»n him In a marked degree nn distinguished ancestry. There h ■et the beautiful daughter of Laiw- ence Kort right, who was an impor­ tant. figure In the social life of New York of that day. anf the breeder; and in the / .-ntine the freezer buys Xff'iriirys-of-fxtir, from the breeder. The «lisa«hantagv of Hvnxs. unsiioN. th«- latter evsleni. so longaa tbe breeder has no knowle«lgv of the requirements CdF^'. Iff!-e ui Bank buil-iiug. of the market, is apparent. Th«- New- Zealand breeder «elects tiis wether, with rare, rejecting any which will give i.n inferior vriight. or which are iu- y^!t44AMBA YilZGEKALn stifilclently fattened for the butcher He remits them in small droves to the Thornton William». M F '«eraid, freezing establishments, mid tak s Aliorue)«at Law, Notary Public, every care that they shall arrive in per­ fect order. Tho Argentine breeder, on Law, Notarial and IL al Estate the other hand, makes a contract with rmcticf. the represcutntive of Hie freezer to sell n given number; nnd the latter binds Hura«. Or« gon. himself to remove t Item within a certain date.— N. Y. Ledger. jW“Olliee in Mffsonic building M M JORDAN. Politicai Lwwomen bun lied up in fursn« tbeyglide over the icr To witness a woman's race in Holland w-Hild give us a greater ehill than t ■ meet a glioat at midnight. A foreign <-orrr«|ioudent. in mentioning a contest on «kates. describes it an follows: "It was sr.oumg aliglitly, but i,i every available mom' nt between the races troofis of men were told to clear the Cours--. At a given aignai six wont < n started for the first race. They wei e dresecd in very short skirts, and trans larent-looking biouses. low necks, will, no sleeves at alk We were told the. were from among th» lower peasan |>eople, and tlint the shop classes nevrcially remarkable nt the corners. Fur the moat jiert they raced w ith their arms brhind them, but the girl who wan tlic prize (two pounds sterling) skated w itli hers folded in front.” llnre arms and necks in midwinter! Our phjsicisns think «women ure court­ ing death by »enastig low-necked dresses in Laliroctns (That must it be to wear tbemraXMitiug costumra? - a i'hiladelphia Tenement-IIon-w Fir« Le- veiops a Younff Heroin«. In January last a Pl.ikKlelpbia tene­ ment house was burned. Two men were killed and several persons were ladlr injured, while others «.scoped in ansl- TAKING CARE OF BANK DILLS. moat miraculous reamer. The fourt'.i tloor was occupied by the family cf Hotted Carrewjr I, Not bo < nmiwon as II Joseph Zellers. The father and mother Was Krveral Year» seem to have been absent, but the 11 v« Bank note» ure cleaner than they children were at homo All wore aavctl t-«c«l to l.-e. It ia the policy of the New through the bravery and coclncrs of I ork tank«, nays the New York Sun. to he oiliest of them, a girl of 16, who»- send their soiled note» to the United conduct is briefly described by the Hee Staten treasury to lx- destroyed as soon ord: ns n nuillcient number a«a-umulotra to Jenny Zellers was dressing the chil justify it. Banks in the west aen«l on d-rn. the youngest a mere Labe, when a whole Imti-hcs of noiled New York notes cloud ot smbke came into the room and to their eerreapondent banks in this at the same time the frantic cries cf «•Uy. and the lauk that m-ccives them ' those lieluw reachctl her rars. sort.» them out and sends round each Hastily opening the door, she saw the titila t.a»cli to the bunk by which they flumes leaping up the stairway towarl vere iraued. These moi ted notes orc her. Never hesitating, sh - elcs d the .lien sent to the treasury to lie de­ door, end calling the eldklrca toevther frayed and others issued in their pine *. forced them up a ladder nnd through n cw York b thus a sort of «lepot for trap-door to the rcof. They were clc oiled nn«l dauwgvd notes of its own rated high above tbe surrenrding build- ,vd into one of Cincinnati Zoo, has made all sorts ol the lledcr. This rubstar.ee is marvel­ curious discoveries in the habits and ously powerful, and a solution contain­ characteristics of nnnnals, the latest ing one part in lO.OOC.COO shows a dir- of which, says the Enquirer, is that tinct fluorescence in trnnsiu tted l'ghl wild creatures arc mostly left-handed. Twenty-five hours later the lledcr took Mr. Stepban has been endeavoring tu on a beautiful dark green color, show­ verify this observation on two parrot . ing conclusively the connection between lately brought from Mexico. lie found the two streams. tn expci intent at that in grasping a finger offered as a another point showed with equal clear IM-rcii. the parrots almost always put ness that tlicrc was a subterranean con- the left foot, forward. metion between the Waid aud the I sually th-- finger lliusoffercd is that Volmede. though in this case 44 hours of the right liand. Dut when the letl elapsed between the depositing of the linger is offered to the parrots, the” dye stuff in the Almc nnd the nppvut ■ put forward the right, foot. There is. mice of the coloration in the other however, apparently a small residuum streams. of preference for the left foot. This seems to lie due to the fact that, tnc.i arc usually right-handed and offer the right hand to the parrot. The left foot is the one naturallj- pot forward by the parrot in thia case. nn*i through repetition of this action r. species of lcft-footcdncas is induced. Mr. Stephan's general conclusion is that there is no evidence that the parrst is naturally 'eft-footed. *‘i have used your Hair Vigor for five years and am greatly The appearance of that lcft-footed- pleased with it. It certainly re­ ness is due entirely to the fact that stores the original color to gray those who offer the finger or food to hair. Itkeeps my hair soft."—Mrs. parrots do so. as a rule, with the right Helen Kilkenny,New Portland, Me. hand. HepeUtieu of this process makes the parrot more or less left-handed la time. Ayer’s Hair Vigor has For a bilious attack take Chan- borlain ’e Stomach acid Liver Tab­ plainly printed on every bottle | quarter«. f ExpvUNo ‘ money ad- O let» and a quick cure is certain ahowit g that it ia «imply Iron and yanced; poailion permanent . Ad- Bean ths For rale by H. M Horton, Burna; Quiuina in a tiiattlet« form. Nojdro»», Thornaa Cooper, Manager, Quiuiua in a Uratelet» forni. Signature F ed Haiue», Harney. •f Cure, No Pay. OOfi. ■ 1030, Caston Bldg , Chicago » • V DOCTRINE. 'Die reaiih-iMv of the president of the failed Stales ought to ba worthy of (be office. The present white house is equal to ull the requirements c.f streh a residence, mi far ns It foua. It Is n simple and d'gniUed building, »1»*- Ixauty is a constant delight to sppre dative |ier>u»n«. It »«« conceived and curried out by tlic architect who planned it In the proper spirit, but it is j.ot Inrge enough fur the uses to which It la neeessarlly put. The country ami I I m * city ul Washington have grown, and the president's house have not grown v lth them. A large part of It is given up tu the ixisiness offices of the prer.i. dent, his private secretary, nnd hit •Jerks. und the president's fumily tee <1. prhed of tlw- use of another large l«rt of the lower floor of the liuuse be­ cause it in necessarUy on public view most of the tin*. The family ia there­ fore cramped for proper aec«.in4>io- elutions, und there ar J no rooms (or th.- eidcrtaiuineut of guests. Moreover, the house ia no iadly arranged ua I' rntmncea, exits, anil hallways that a state reception there Is always uu un­ ci mfortalile aud dangerous jam. while >.»ny mi invilnt guest, aial r..in. <>1' < cis w ho attend certain functiom ndci orders, huic been made serum* > m I. reuse Huy have liven «ouipeiled r> Maud foi hours in cold or stormy weatl. er until they could gain admittance th lough the single door that can Le ums I fur the purpose. The ik-ficu-uei-s of the white house arc so thoroughly recognized in Wash­ ington that for many years effort ■* lialan pre- l«rcd by Mr. Arthur J. Dillon shows conclusively that the white house c.tq^ lie made, nut only abundantly spacious,' but even Im, roved, while its architec­ tural features will l e nt the same time preserved.— Harper's Weekly. Ittt-n», »v>. p MRS. MONROE'S Mho Mado a Nr* Kulo for Worn«-« ef tho Ksorarlvo Maa.laa. I'rvparatlou ot tbs No* Z«*h«il 1'rvrtnet tor the MarKot- At th« I’raabj len.itt church ilurtis, R«iv. A. J. Gwin ptralor. Divine service» the third »nd fourth Sunday« of eueh month at Ila tu. and 7:30 p Ul. Kchhuth school at 10 a tn. every Sabbath morning WHITE Ths I'rralJcstlol I usili, la Have ClrwMse < MMSnlimoM. FROZEN Pfl/f CH .FTb k s<> iiind th ■ UU- rion was embarrassing tu the extrv me. i low ever, one was issind aufficieutlj* I arg” to para him through the ante- I chMBbers. after which he was p rtnit- ted to remove thr rtdsculuaa cossca- ftase H in his ■Mia Palmer Cox says the idea of writinp ■ !*out the brownies came to him iron, nding Scotch traditkais concerning iicsc amusing little elves. They were, lie says, almost unknown in America mtil he began writing about them, but m Scotland they had existed in th« folk lore for 500 years. The Scotch brownie, according to Mr. C«x, was a ••-neficient sort of sprite, nhnse only three emotions were Joy. wonder anil terror. It. mifi suppwrevi they were never sectary haatiuurbeings, Imt-weni about art night )iurfonuit^help»uMeejMnalL I address Or. Kiin«« 4. •wOTf ltO« If you have any trouble with y®ur |Co..B»igh.uwton. ti. ¥. When witting men­ st,om»di try • hot af th.«c Tablet« tion reading ttosgenevour cfler la due paper usi reme •Don’t «n*ke •nV'ininMite, bat er.tcm You are certain to be pleased with Ilr.XiLm rk. tho result. Price 25 e««uK>. K©r Nor the t at»«'. Swamp-It >' J)r », iMqgUaip |aah by H. M. Ik tt>n,'JJurtif 1‘ r d tjwunipAioot, and thew C4T1J Luttt? ton N. Y Hai-fleff. Hurney