Published in the Greatest Valley of Eastern Oregon. i b «J Oldest and Reliable. The Best Advertising j Medium. j Items. VOL. 19. T—'!■ TRICKS OF KNAVES. I I Ingenious Methods by Which They Evade Pursuing Officers. Oeer& Cummins Hardware of Entry Description. Ul' K KM OHEGON. I'. N ItlEDEit. *«■«■’) nml ’I'reii«, IIKiGS A IIIGGN Attorce)» E. 0. T. G. CO. I ii«*i>r|»<>ru*r<l. » Ab.tr.u ta Eorni.lii-d am) fide Ouirantecd to alì Lamia in Harney County. REAL ESTATE Bouilli uti'l S<>M on (’oimnii.ion. Office in Bunk Building |.«««1g«« iMrvr lof y. lb PROFESSIONAL cards . W» 7 L K «>f 1* I M«*etH every llmrwdav night. I M 1 i «u < « - M ji I ut -ln’4 I, K uf K. s K j II Burna, Orlatili fetT 'I.iiii St—opposite Bank. BITCXS I.OlHal , NO.«;. A F. «< \ M. Saturila^ >»n or tndur* full iti<n>n. M «/nibh'd lirul'tf’f«* ir<»(eru»lh invited, 1 i .. U ■ . M M i . x. i. Savy. W I • d h «II vilr l L Mar«)«n. ■» t | . » I I -, T i I If H 11 . • , I i I • A . t John W lirary. Burila, Oregon. I' «I rvM.letnw. ’I'lloliv go. gliith A M'ius NO. 71 I 0.0 F . • I \ %KH|»KS A OK AKT 1‘byrit iane <(• Suri/rrma. Bi uns i 'Hu.is«>. at. i o t u M«*» <n .»» Brown hall b’rtdav «•ve iling ViMitntf br»»th»«r«» irAtvrtuilly in* d < «Mrliranr, |¿»«et»r«l»’r. HARNKY m . mii . ikx . PHOTOtiRAI HER. ill’KXS < *11 A 1*1 I It. .MB. 4V. O I. S .Morta • «»nd and íourtli M<»i»«l«»v of «•uh tn mili lu Ma*« mi «*« li ill. Voegt I y Lini.lieg Mn» M »ggi«' L«w«*nw, U M. Mr«. E mi«-«« I liotnp«M>ti. Hoc, J w Bl ft« Ihilton Bigg* - Slotting brother«» fr.itortmllv in* braid. <> J.uicMiti, VG. G. Kuii’li, Secretary. ? ffornr t/a-n f- An tr, lit IC\M. OltKtlON. itile»» in Bank building. TI T i : ( I IB I.I X I hi». WOMEN <»b W« m »>1 r »it M«’cis2n l »n i lili I «»«•■«• Ja» k ( Br«»An*M I im II Mrs lìdi « L>rd »n. Mm. lune Wliilintf Guardian. Clerk. YV“ ’ ,AM> A Fit Z<«ER 0.1» M Fittgerald. Thornton William«, < Im rrli \ iliioiiiirrturi*!». Adorne) nt law, Rotary Public, Sunday School at tirât Sunday of each tuonili ut RI Liu . Solariol ami Reul Ertale On the recomí, o’clock, A. M. third and fourth Stimlaya of each I'rem-h- month at 3 o 1 >.-k 11’. M m>cond Sutitliiy ing aervicea every i Burna. Oregon f.T'Olile e in Masonic hn i hit ng at S I’. M R. D. Burrow, IVI- D. It urne V Al lile Practice. church l’n'ftbvtcriiiti till! Physician and Surgeon. Irwin pittitor. Burin«. Rev. A. J Divine aorvieea the third anil fourth •Ilice ut Burna Hotel, Room«. Humbly» <if each month at 1 I n. m. 1 litui 2. Culle answered any hour nml 7:30 p. tn. Sabbath m liool at ■ lay or night. 10 n. in. every S.iblnith morning Kurile. Oregon i i I’rcarliing werviceR at th ' I’uptist chureh every let and 2nd Sunil iva. I innrnitiK an<l evening, m-liool every Sunday at prayer meeting every Sunday 10 «. in. p M JORDAN. Practical l.autl Surveyor. Thursday Ilurna, Or«*g«»n, evening. Service* at Christian Sunday at I I a. lit. and S p tn Service Wedneadav evening« at S. Everybody ia invited to attend tliene aervicea. g w Mil l Fit, Salary Publie nnd Conreyancer, Mortgagon, Deed«, Ktr , correctly made. Office at More. Murn*, Or*g«»n. This p.i|wr iiik I The Chicago TO <’l ItK A COM» IN ONK 1>AV Weekly I nter <!»•»•. hi $1 ‘»0 for one Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Veai. “Srieciitl deal” Tablets. All »Iruggiflts refund the O7VHTO -rt xyv. money if it fails to cure. Bear* th* __ # N* kind Yru H.nt Always taftt 'T To the habituai » riminal It I* often » f »Hal imp« riniHi1 that hr »houl<! be whir to » • miiitiniratv »wifi!» and »» »relly with an «(compiler. »*lther to rlulMirut»* u »rheme of r« <«lity or «end u warning < f ItnmlnriH (¡anger from the poller. No!»«»»’,) known bet ter than he. how »•»er, by a»a. .ing him- • «•If uf th«* «»rth«»d< xchannel* he run* th«« ri»k of discoirry. Ilrnce it I» brcoining n common practice for clev er rogue* nr»rr to i-uminunlrote in n *tmightforward way if th« » »an avoid it. but. innti-ad. to act up ai.«l uar pe culiar p«»*t « filer*. whk*h are rarrti- tially their « wn. *-ye Ca**elFs Sat urday Journal. A typunl «n>r wn» that <»f a man who wa* "wanted" in connectlrn with certain n« t< rhoi* turf fraud«. When the warrant was Uaurd be »ought abri ter In a «hubby hxlging in a bnrk »trret t fi»r n r«-» f»"iu tl »■ La I k <«f Futf'a»’ • Hr l»a<! friend* wh«»«tr< ug ly objected to hl» capture, mainly Le- route hi» appr.«mnrr in the «!<«ck v.nuId have let! to unplra»ant r« n»e- qiirnre* to themaclve*. But they wrrr all »<■ well kn* wn to the p»»lice ttn<l detective» tint It Wil* in p*.nil it- fi.r them t«» « « ru! n ti»r»»agr dir« rtly to th»* fugitiic, though hr bad a«l«»|»tr<l an alla», much Ivt* t«» pay him n visit. \|| <»f tl ••»»>, L«»wrvrr. at’rer«! to keep watch on hh brl nlf nnd to »«nd him word itnme»!iatelv they had rta»on to frar hi» piSer « f rrfugr wn» in *!an- jfrr of dl»r« very sn«l the time come fur him tniB.vkrn final bolt. tine «file w -itching g. « g learned of the corning danger t<» the fugitive by inrthmi* be >nw fit n«>t to lalk about, .«nd carrle«'»ly »ent the »« r»nnt of hi* |«Mlging» t«» < -»piitrb a wire t<« another of the allie* ir. Edinburgh, t«» the ef fect tbut bi» aunt wa* dead. Tbr be- rented ncpLrw mattrrrd hl* grief IA far n» t«» in turn «!l»pateh n wire ac- •oropnnird by n telegraph nmneyr <»r- •1er. to a h«»»tler in the city <f L<’i»- i|«»n. drGrliig him to »cud half a dozen black tic« to a ghvu ad«.re»* without delay. Thr art id« *. w »-re duly taken to the grutlmtan in retirement by nn un»u?|MM’ting ««rmnd L< y. and thr trick w»»* «a»nc. E»r ry appurt ntly in- *ignillrant detail wa» a | art <»f ft pre arranged «-•»««»•. Th«* firm »rmiingtl c tir», their number nnd c» lor all con- »««yr»! a him to th«-’‘t»« n m«u»t Inter- r*tc«l a» t» tin* >ul. -1 tiwrtlr • f flight, the hr-1 port ut which I«» attempt em barks lion. and the very >trcvt in which lir wa» to jo*tle against a Mip- p«»*r<! stranger who was to »urrepti- li »u»ly trantfrr to him n «torr of nu’iiry ami l i* pn»*ngr counter-foil*, whirl, luid been taken under a fular name. N“thing la to«» elaborate or ingrn- iomly nudaciou* t«» men playing n game thr I«»** <f which mean» penal »ervltudr to them Inn midland town lhed in lordly style und tl r <’d««r <f <»uter r« *j • ctabiliîy a p<-r>« i who was strongly ■usprelrti < f bring in league with n gang of “»mashers" that i«. coiners wl «» air«» «;i*pored < f »bam foreign note* and did «piite a brisk business in w«»rthless reruritics. There wn* no «loult that, while ih«\ were all »cnttrre«l about the country, their «»prration* w < i »« being <!ir«-etrd by a master mind, whom ^he authori ties hn«l n«» moral d« ul»t was idemic:.l with the cfcrein t»t i«-i < ' l ” nt t man, who may be railed Smith. Sir th was never to be seen in dubious c< n nnny. nnd the postman never br<-ught him a letter which he wa* not willing to af fably sh» w to anybody. For mmtlis thrrr came t»» Smith’s h» use rirry morning n young milkman with' a p’ariil smile and a shiny brow <>f inno- r»«ncr. II«« had set himself nn to ex plain to hl» eustomrr* generally with a legacy left to him by his unclr. and every morning hr bnm’rd a quart ran <»f milk in at Smith’s area door nml rvery morning Smith’s illegal corre- spomlen«'»« was hing nt the bottom of that quart cnn in n metal l x. nnd the »tout Cook who took it in (for npprnr- tiners arc •h. ckingl.v deceitful) was one <'f thr most iviol nnd de ring of nil Smith’s t<H'ls. while thr milkn an was another. Th«« “smashers” had >et him up in btHines.* -imply anti solely that they might ha»»« an innocent address to which to send th«' missives It was his duty to deliver. Willful Romsn. Science I lull, corner e.utt of the Batik, every NO.24 ■i.»i nmLH **W**1*I ............... — — m . >-rrzGi:it u.n. I’ I VMtlcilG • I.no l’*r 1 . . r. Mi« Mouth« 7.1 Ont*. BURNS. OREGON. SATURDAY. MAY 9. 1903. V < •Mihrwu», • m IIH i ai|i| *i<M*a*r« E. \V. Grove's signature is on each box. 25c. I After th»« <>l»l gentleman had invited th«' young on«' to K' sc;;t«<l th«' latU'r coughc«l one«« or twice torlc: r bis thnmt and tlM«n bluntly Migg»«tc»l Migjrvwt«! t.liiul. that lie Im wishol to marry tl» old gvilUenmn a laughter. Th«' ohl grntlrmnn didn’t, w’udi to be to»» ready to give his eoiuscnL but Im ndni*Ht«'«l’after n few nvnutcaof thought tluit I m « had m» objecti.»ns. “Thnt’s j«ist th«« trouble," proteate.l the young vian. dw»c<»n»olnt ‘ly. "If you’d only oppom* it nn«l ortk«r me out of tlm h<»usc one«'<»r twkv nnd buy :» bulhlog I’d l av«' s«»mr show of getting her." ( hicn£o Pcx L HELIG CU3 MANIAS IN AVi-RICA. Oar Short I.|»t <ry i I nil of l.mnpH » uf Slrntul l.pldrijjir«. Turning non to the An. v.h> icakulint r» rinbl< Mthr K brew, Ixjth ill busln» ability an»I irllgioUMnrMM, v*» find Mr-i.d *uggt *ti'H) v.oiking in him on u Inigir uj.<! grander s<ul«-. The Amer ; : li !ii? m ’g Kb.r. and the r bort lihlory of hh- f ntionul existence I* full of ir.Mtr active » a*»*N if mental ep* «If hib*. A fi v< ir sUinccN v. ill, | < i Laps, suffice fur oi:r pur|»o»c. Al the beginning uf th«- present cen tury a mania uf r» 1 cim. . revival rtwept over tin- « «»ntin» nt of r»<;rth< rn America, and re«eh<»<! it a u«*u;»* in tb’- carnpinert- iry:» of th*« “Kentucky rvivaU." Th»« first rump in«rting in J <r.tu»i.y %%;»« Lehi at Cabin < r<« k. nn«l emit I nurd four days arid thrc<* nigh!“. The s «newar awful b»-;,» nd dt rcriptluij. Tb * preach ing. the pruyin;;, th»-Ming ng. t hr Fhout- lug. the Mibbing, the fitr of ronvulMionx math* of the ramp a (Mindemnniure. Kcllgioim *uggrNlioii himju uffecteil the ¡»He crowd of Rprctaturs, ami neted with riich vir.iler.ee tluit those who tried to «-M»’ajc were cither «trtick by cuutulslona on the way. or irnp»ne>l t< return Ly some unknow n, lrr« sistible |X>tt«-r. Th«* contagion «pread with gnul rapidity ar.«l «pared neither ag * nor sex. Th* camp meeting of Ir.dinn Creek. Harrison «*ounty. I»» especially iafcrert- ‘.rig and instructive for its Lring'ng clearly to light the trrrii.lc power of . t.uiet and orderly. Th« rr v. nx, of ecu»*-«, u good dial of praying, singing ar«I ?b<>ut.ng. but still nothir .’ extraordi nary ociurrtd. The *ugt’’ .»tim . Low- L*i«*r. di»i rot fail torurne.cml 1b.: t ’n.e it wu* glv«-n by n child. A ’«»y of 12 mounted n log. ar.<! raising h:s voice. !x»- gnn to | reach, la a few mrrr er.ts b» l»r«*ame lte<xu»trr< f th«» r ’ * i u mob. "Thu* () *. tim-rs.” h” ? bout« »1. “sbnBynu drop into hell, unless you f jtst .! 'your * n« m.d turn t » tb ■ Ixird!" At tb.*.t moment «ome one fell to the ground iu «’Onvu! Jomi, r.r.d on the whole i.iob was »tru r;-l ng. wriggling, writhirr nnd “j<rkiug." In ron e «nrnp ingS th« religious i :ob too. to »ianriag. nr.tl al last to I ark5ng I he dogs. Mm. women and children errum« <1 the post ure of dog*, moving m all fours, grow ing, snupping the teeth and barking.— i*«orh» Sidis. In Century. A BRIGAND WHO LEVIES TA.<«.a He Alao Preserve«» the r<a<-e and l'rotc<ta Trope r:y. •‘Brigandage is still rampant i:» n« »xiy rural districts in Italy.** sai»l Dr. Ravogli. tbr rcsHh'Di Italian consul, ta an Enquirer rvprv.’.cntativr recent!; •’From ad'icvs I receive oecii'sioiijii J % I keep in touch vith h»ur.<* affairs, aivi a letter from a friend in Trieste »•on- Iniiifl a t< fer« nc • to Tiburzi, one of the mint piclun »¡ue of these frceLcotcr ». Tibufti is about 4s. At the iMginning nt his career i»e us Lnd as othcis of the sumo locution iu life; in lili- he ivr. w caught, convicted of highivai tobb« rv ard murder, ami sentenced to ini prison me nt for life. Ke escaped in 1374 nml took refuge in u woo»! near \ iterbo, where In lived in security, in Apitc of 17 u r.rrants nml a lai ’■ervv. ard for his urn st. The reason of this s< curity is simple * nough. lie was goo»! •o th»« poor any ¡»vasant in r.cvd of help could always get a gold coin from Tiburzi—and h»* punishctl traitoi*. ( onsetjucii?»y the pe.oant: were read, tn assist him against the police or government emissaries, and those v. ho i ouhl willingly haie given informa t.on were afraid to do so. “After his cscaj ■ Tiburzi altered hi; method of gaining a living. lie caused it to U« ¡..ad»' known to all the well-to-do people in the district that if they paid him an annual contribution he wo’ih not irt'rfere wit ii i‘iein, am! would protect them from molestation by others. It was considt-re»I advisa ble to agree, ami Tiburzi has been for years in receipt of a large income, cne man alone laying him £ 150 a year Crim»* hr.- considerably diminished in the district; the smaller fry »‘are net molest Tiburd’s proteges, for he i Still a good shot with his English re penting rille. Tiburzi dors what tin government cannot do; he collects taxes without trouble' and he keep don n crime. “It must not I h « supposed that lie hides in tiic woods all day. lie cnn nail; about the whole district v ithovl fear of capture, ard he lives in good style, lie goes to Koine s»^metim*‘s. presumably in disguise, and lias even ix«rn abroad. Will he ever In' ar rt strd? Time alone will tell.’’—Cin cinnati Enquirer. MULTUM IN PAR VO. Min i unemployv»l ia r.iiiul unvnjoye.l. — Bovee. They that stand high have many blasts 1»» shake them. Shakespeare. Let not anyone say that, he cannot govern hi* passions.- L»x*ke. The greatest miah rtune of all ia not to In' able to bear misfortune.—-Dins. The mi ml grow s narrow in propor tion» :w< the soul grows corrupt, llous acau. A poet must ru'ed be before his own ng»* to be even with ixwterity.— Lowell. Th»' coward reckons himself cau tions; the miser thinks him; . If frugal. —Hume. Oregonian anil lien s, *2.00. THOUGHT GUN BEWITCHED. Hbr II.. Old Threw It Awe. and Wn.ld %..« Tour» It Asala. Thou liar 1s Tiare Kidney Trouble and Don’t Know It. How To riod Out. Fi’d a I . Ic or c<. men glass with your water a.«d ki it stand twenty ( > r hours; a sediment or set- tling mdicaics an - a unhealthy condL , ( ‘ tion of tl»e kid neys. it it stains your linen it Li e/ldence of kid ney trouble ; too frequent cesire to pais tt or pain in tiic back ia abo convlnrung pm f that the kidneys and blad der are out of order. A «t‘»ry is told <»f I’ncle Washington Harm, »»nv of “Mar»r (lav'« niggers afnrr de war* who remained on the plantalion nfter 1 wa* -» t free. Hr won con«i»lere«l a p»iwer among the negroes, bring «oirrwhat of a local preacher, say» tl»«- Xrw York Tribune, but he said: “!’*»• j»«t a exhortioner *m«»ng dr congregation ” Once when Uncle “W.x*h” waa “ei- hortl»»nin(* *mong de congregation." the Ku Klux raenc after hint. and. as What to Do. the old man hiirrir»!ty lent nn exit There is comfort in the knowledge so through a window. <»nc < f th»* Ku Khix often eapressed. that Lir. Kilmer s Swamp g »t II «• lad of hi- I’rirvAlbert coat, Hoot, the . rcat k me/ remedy L..fills every that “Mar»«* (’lay" had given him. nnd wish in cjjing rheumatism, pain in the which the old dnrk»*v wan very proud back, kidney*» liver. L.aàicr and every part of. From that time t’nclr “Wash" al- .( t.;e unary pas age. It corrects Inability r and scalding pain in passing v.iy* carrir«! an old long barreled to ho! ! it, or n 1 effect.» following use cf liquor, shotgun. wine or bee , and overcomes that unpleasant The n« 'jrlibor« were in the habit < f necessity « f beir.g compelled to go often meeting at nigh: at “B»»b“ Clay’s coun d ;r ti e day, and to get up man/ times try vt- r»* to tell yarn* .and talk about d .i «he night. The miid and the extra- the crops. T’ncle “Wash" anti sev erd . uy cfb I cf Swamp.Root i.i soca eral otb« r rU co|ore«l n / n. were al r a .. ed. It sta ids the h ghest for its won- ways nrrnent silting on nail krga a ! d^-. fui cures < t the most digressing cases, r«”.-pretahie ¿ietance bchin<! “<’e white if you nc~ i a med;cme you should have the best Sold by druggists in 50c. <nd$i. sizes. f«»lk*. to 1 « ■»r dr vnrns “ On 1hr«e <«r- You may have a sample bottle cf thU casii’t«* l’r« > “W' -h” always left hi* wonderful discovery gun in the rear of the store. ■ and a book that telis One night “Bnck” Allen, who nexer • more about it. both sent wa* tired of playing foke* on the <dd I absoiu.ely free by mail, lire.» Lr. Kimer Ac nt K^c man. g« t hi* gon. nnd. nfter drawing the shot fr««m It. loaded it with pow- ; Co.. li.nghamt n. U. Y. When writing men <l?r ni'il phovphnrntis wood n« wad tion reading lais generous offer tn this paper. ding. then another I.«ad < f pewder an»1 I Don’t mak* anv miotak», Lnt rrmem- more »»h*,*plior»»»;., wo « m !. r*r>ceting » r the r am«-, >*watnp-K«>< t. Dr. Kilmer's this till there w rrr several Ion»’« of wump-Root, and the addretm, Bingham powder and wood in the gut . mfriml’''* down the la*t charge <»f r« ««d»«- witl ton, N. Y.. on every tutt.’e. . 7» extra ’ ng piece « f wood. “¡’••< k” drnnoed a coal on it and went back FOREIGN ECHOES. to hi* seat. K aiser W ilhelm sits for his photo If phosph« mil? wood in Hghfe«1.tl»e fire will eat very «Inwlv through it. graph about once a week. and act xi*a fuse. I'ndr “Wn*h“ took T he : alary and expense allowance of up hi* gon nnd started home, nnd w.na I*rv: ident Caaimir-l’erier is 32MK0UO seversi hundred yards fr« m the store per year. when the spark renche«! the first I t is estimated that f<»reign stocks charge <»f n<-wder . r«! »•xnl«,«’»’»l it. amounting to $3.^19.03.5.000 are held in which g*ea*!v per’ ’« xed the ol»1 man. Great Britain, and the interest receiv b»it hr attribute«! it to an accident. able u[x»n them S14Y.000.009 per annum When the src»>nd expl “»on occurred I t is said that one of Lord Coleridge’s- he fell « n hi* kne< * an»! pray ed, but peculiarities was hi* habit when on when tve third ram* hr threw thr gnn circuit of strolling ramd the court ta from h’m Into th* bush*« nr«T ran for keep himself awake. This «vas a ire- drnr Ffr. As Vrclr “Wn<h” bn-sf qnent practice of his when sitting late ¡n the fr< »• t do« r the c—«ternatw'n to finish a case, and was extremely of hi- wife. .-r. I fell «n’-'wling on the disconcerting to the counsel who hap <*“or. I «.’• eri.-nllv moving, he heard pened to be addressing him. th* ln«t rE-irgp explode. L ondon has an annual average rain I’ncle ’*W '*h“ • «o t«r »vent back f< r fall of but twenty-fire inches; Paris, his gun. and could never he convinced twenty-two inches: Manchester, thir “speeretb” were r ♦ in that "ole tur- tv-six inches, and Edinburgh thirty kee gun," and that it wns not be eight inches, while Boston show forty-six inches. New York forty-fiv, witched. inches. Philadelphia forty-one inches, ENGLAND’S HAPPY iv T m RRIAGES. and Chicago thirty-six inches. A n eminently practical German sei Sonic of Thera Are Kv<-orde<l in the Annals of Dumnow Town. entist is said to have applied a mil-.: Dvmnow. in E ex county. England, current of electricity to a swarin of has been bring ng it -clf before the pub bees, quickly causing them to fall t lic again by a rev.val of its tl.tch-of- the ground in a stupefied conditi« i bacon ceremony. Dumnew ought to be The bees could be . afely handled whi’. able to furnish some answers to the in this condition, and if the electric." great question of‘how to be happy current were not too strung, no injury th ugh married. It is the place when was don»« to them. it was once the custom to reward anti NATURAL HISTORY NOTES. promote cor jugal felicity I y giving a Hitch of bacon to the couple who. after T iifke is a twin crystal of emerald ir a year of matrimonial experience, St. Petersburg seven inches long. f »u- could swear that they had not once re broad and weighing four-and-a-ha gretted entering the estate commended pounds. of St. Paul to be honorable. It appears that even the pious prior of Dumnovr. The use of argon for h gli tempri;»- who instituted the custom hundreds of ture th?imometrr has been pro|»osetì. years ago. had certain modern, scep as the new gas appears to offer advan tical noth ns alw nt the success of mar tages over hydrogen and nitrogen gen riage. Apparently he was of the opin erally employed. ion that there would seldom be many Docket stoves for policemen are tb* claimants for the prize. latest. They weigh only a few ounces, The number of candidates who filled and ibrt firm that builds them says that the conditions have not Veen many in they will make th* force comfortab! the whole hist< rv of Dumnow. am! the in v int*r w eat her. presentations of the tliteli af Lacon A recent development in the us» oT have been few and far between. But ♦ his year Hum now revived the custom, steel in (he buildings is in the line ol and two couples received the award ceilings. >h»'rts of thin steel an.pci due to those who marry and do not re with appropriate ornamentai «ksigr. gret it. One was a Dublin magistrate ar»' subs: (nted for plaster. A French scientist has »’ ' overr * and his wife ami the other a railror.d It is ca. servant and his wife, from Hertford how to sdidify ¡Htroleun the r.vv shire. The jury was ct ir.posed of six culnt.»! «hat a single ton • •al. •: maidens and six young bachelors, and fuel is c«;uivalent to 20 tor after th»» trial an operatic cantata. is smokeless, non-odoioi “Ye Dumnoiv Flitch,” was performed. The oath which the winners of the flitch have to take is enough to deter many from proclaiming their married happiness to the world. After the trial, which takes the form of ques tions ami answers iu the presence of the assembled multitude, the oath is administered to the happy pair while “ I was very poorly «nJ . they kneel upon two hard, pointed i V hardly get about the hoi.-. iocks.—N. Y World. tired but all the time. Tl Ayer's Sarsaparilla, r.r Cmi . F. M. Ar.TiiVR’s real estate in took two bottles to ms' ('leveland is assessed at $!.*>,G50, and perfectly well." Mrs. b w< rth about SS*».(MM). nev, Princeton. Mo. Tin: French duchess d’Uzes is said to repair every Friday morning, in mean clothes, to a canver hospital: where she Tired when y< replav ' * an iniirinary servant till late bed, tired in the evening. up, tired t. T iie emperor of Germany drinks nothing but Mexican coffee, and a w hy ? bloi year's supply is sent to him fri'.n a pure, that s the k plantation in the state «■( Michoacan. arc \ large Gorman »• d< ny tlu rv lias liecn cultivating c. l»ve for many years. of T he ameer of Afghanistan is writing his aiitobii'gr.iphv. The b»x.>k will deal Sarsaparilla with the whole of Abdurrnhm □ lvahn'« career from cliildlio / his cured. t: family quarrels, his going to Kus: in. his rule, etc- Given the posu?s. i >n of Ask yonr doctor wb*t he fl iraapanlU. H* know* a ' “ a fair literary ability, the ameer’s old fnmiW medicine. Follow Ina »... book ought to I e inter.', ting. Tired Ou- .. when ■ all Your . ’ You living c border line ner haustion. Take quickly