WORK FOR OUR REPRESENT ATM E<., Ii «o slionld rsiimincn list .»f the PUN- 1 NI PARAGRAPHS. men a ho I i.ive left their uiflrk on Pu - i- -Nell—"Dill Ml«» Billy- the world, wc should tin I tb it, is To urge tin i h'ctiou of an East n,rule, it is not composed of those v.m» i t h - i’ l «a* u »even- blow Hell, «h .'n’t g*t the prince ern Oregon nut i. for United States who were brilliant in vouth, or who Phil* \ ► . took the count. gave grout promt«? at the ottlset of i1 i i - Krconl. Senator. V. ..it’s th« matter with .lliu»'in'.‘r their enreerr-, but tatlu r of the Bills for a High School in Burna. •Poetor say» it'» a complication plodding voting men who, if they Plavvit pingqtong, golf, bicycled and SITI KPA Y DKCFMHER27. t!K To make Harney Count»' a fair have not dmried by their brilliancy, got a motorcar, and thr four kinds of I face» were too much for him."- I on district. t have bad the power of n days work ilnn Answers. Vet cz jola and the allied powers Giving the county courts the in . them, who could stay by a Eezymark “ \ lady tidd my fortun. wish President Roosevelt to arli- I right to tax mtgratorv bands of task till it wriis done and w» 11 done: yesterday, nnd she »aid I would meet trate tneir differences. It will 1-c who would have the grit, persist with a fltuncinl reverie." Seepltck sheep. "And did you'."* L'*rymr.-k—‘‘Sur< ' in good hands. ency. common sense and Lumwty. She charged' me $C." Ohio State .tour- Givii g Burns tl.o right to ¡."tic Il i« the steady exercise of these nal. ‘‘Troubled w ill <ly»p£p«in, arc you The iegisla'urc of the state of bonds in the sum <>f IfO.iW for ordinary, Jiomely virtues united Bid y oil ever trt any i>f*nv medicine'.'" Washington will be asked for $!<*♦. building improvements. with average ability, rather than a a-iked the druggist, 'uh, yc«-. blit it UK> for the Lewis and Clark Fair, deceptive display of more showy I wasn't that that give it to m*. I hud it lor.gbefore 11 ook any of your stuff.' t hia s ho being recommended by THE ENJOYMENT <>F MISERY, qualities in ynvth that enables a Yonkers Sfaie«man. t ne commission appointed to look man to achieve greatly and honor- "By the vv ay," reminded the curious into the matter. ablv. So if we were to attempt to irquircr. •'«hat's a »ynonymona ft i How can any body et jov being make a forecast of the successful prosal ■ r -I . ■ I ■ ■ \t. r- pl.ed Joakley, "there's ‘ton»«>rial . men of the future, we sh ’t.ld not emporium.* No time should b*= lest in organ miserable? and linircntting parlor.' " Men do, nnd so <!•« women. They look for them among th« rank« of izing an irrigation association Philadelphia Pri»». I llnugin* On.- Lariat Luke—‘‘Wh»t ’t he delegates to the state irrigation surround themselves with an at of the "smart” boys who think They hug they "khow nail’’ ami are anxious 1 <,cam* <>f that hanger-on fruni th' convention should take this matter mosphere of gloom. cast"" Horrible llank—“lie's »tilt They towin by a short route—Ex. in hand and see that an organiza trouble to their breasts, bangin' or.t" l ariat Luke—"Down ai make mountains out of mole hills, ______________ tlie Red I've saloon"" )i« ri ilde llank tion is effected. ■.Nau; bangin’on t<-w acuttonwiMid and there are tears nnd groans I tree at th* edge of town."—Ohio State The respect which President where there should bo smiles. .<•airn.it. Late press dispatci.es state that Roosevelt has comma*'!.d in Ger What fools' The Point of Biffcrener. -"Youdon't Marconi’s experiments in wireless Perhaps yon have a cynic in manv ami England prou is ■ to mean to cite your g.iverumrtit a« an telegraphy between Cape Breton, of a republic." ’AVell," an vour employ. You cun pick him hold in restraint any lorritorial exsniplc swered the South American dictnt< i. Canada, and Cornwall, England, out with yonr eyes shut. He has temptation those natioi s may ex- I "tticrv'a only i ne ¡idle different c l.e i avc proved entirely successful. tween our republic and yonr*. Instead the blui s from Monday morning peril nee in regard to Venezuela. This is liable to cause a slump iu <-f elections wc have revolution»." till Saturday night He will tell Washington Star. the price of cable stock. vou that he always gets the worst Two Sinner» "It ■ very wr«nr to Those states which are wifi : I of it from every body: that hia enough to r.tum th? s: m • men to ••II a fal»«'h-io.I.” said hi« mother l<< It is r.o surprise that u number talent isn’t recognized: that he isn't theSei.ale and the house year year ittle Jimmie, who hnd caught him ii ■ne. “Then wi-'rc both offul »loner» of Webfoot papers are opposed to getting enough money ; that there after are the ones who actually ain't we, mmv?" queried Jlmini<. th* election of an Eastern Oregon is no future for him—nnd a lot of participate in and profit by uuti.>u- "Beth! What do inti mean?" "ttliy. you told Min-u« Smith yi-stenlay that Hi*, for United States Senator tommyrot like that. al legislation. yon lto|M<d she'd call again, an' aflet After that comes the brooding But when they charge the defeat of she wuz gone you said you wished »liv'd never votne again.“ -Ohio State stage. Any man who broods over Furnish for governor to this po Veins of native cooper bare Let n Journal. tion of the state, they will have to real or fancied wrongs is dangerous opened in New Jersey, below some SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY show us the figures. Portland and He is not sene, and he is also a old mines, and if they prove to be Western Oregon wre as determ mighty toorworkm3D. whether he more than local a great boom may California La« ffl.Ci"! aerra of prune ined in the matter of the governor is making hoc handles or counting t rvea. be expected in that State. ship as they are it. every other im- money in a bank J-Ic deliberately Oil fuel is used e»i limivrly in the t’< melting (urnacea of the new 1‘hilaili I- portant office, they want to show destioys his own efficiency nnd mint, 'the i<-mpeiwnire in the»« ihe whole state they are IT. chances for success, and all for the Those representatives who clam phia furnace* «-an be rai»»-il to 1,000 de- Eastern Oregon did not defeat the perilous questionable happiness of or loudest about republican ex grci•- It i« ►a il that Hu- Mint which form» republican nominee for governor, being miserable. travagance are the loudest shout- flic KUli-trntnni of London ia nothing It doesn’t pay. and it is strictly in line with jus ers when their own towns want a but petrified «ponger. An exatninn Dant brood. tice that the Senator be an Eastern new post office. lion of llir fo»«il sponge or flint show« Dont lose self-confidence. Keep its structure.. Oregon man. 1 The »tick insect of Borneo, the larg the fire of h q>e burning in your A Pacific cable, under the sole rst insect know n. 1» aoinef ime« 11 in< |k. breast and you can ’ t be miserable representative Burleigh, of Wal I control of the I’nited State.«, prom rs tong. Il in wingt*»«. but some ape long. There is always a tomorrow ises to constitute another nom , :... .( “tick in«*ct* bate l>enutiful lowa county, will intro luce a bill colored wings that fold like fans. ahead. Perhaps it will bear more ment to President Roosevelt’s tirai I Several factories have been built m nt the coming session of the logisla- fruit thin it did today.—The Germany for the manufacture ••r term. lure to give the state county at Dalles Clnoniclc. “fore»t wool" out of pine needle*, b i torneys in placeof district attorneys. is used fur making underclothes anil This would certainly be an im Scnat >r Beveridge’s report on the for -tufting mattresres and furniture. Oneclause in the President’s mes territorial bill is a ma-t-rlv state One of the rr.o-t important indu*- provement on the present svsti m tries attaching to the cheap power sage seemed too important to be and is the plan aow in force in ment of the facts and an able de. now produced by Nitrars is the- etc* ■ most of the states. Each count» crowded into our coudenstd report, duction of sound conclusions. trical tearing apart of the mclveiil*- of < ornincn unit. result ng in the forma in Idaho, for example, ha* i s at where it might get lost amid col tion of caustic soda and bleaching torney and it has proved much umns of wise taik about tiusts and Som*» fond mothers spore the rod powder. tariffs, ar.d so cn. In fact it seem- more satisfactory to the people A portable «tree! light of great il and spoil the slipper luminating power it the devier of the Hinn the former system of districts ed worthy of a separate place in After nil, patience is about the Westminster lountv council for les comprising a large number of this paper, quite by itself. Every «cuing accidents from London f< g». counties. Our legislature should boy or girl or man or woman who highest form of podtness. A cylindrical tank 1» inches in ilistn The hand of fortune often looks * -r anil I wo feet high is chai gr<l with pass an act giving each county in cares for the prevention of cruelty I .'■> gallon* of petroleum, and com to dumb animals, and w ho ha« seen Oregon its own attorney, who suspiciously like four aces. pressed air fore*» tapor from the oil etiould look after al! its business the text of the message knows what I It must Im tough on the jailer into a standpipe provided witli a and not have his duties distributed that cla ise is, without being told who has a lo .of felons on his hands. burner. On igniting the torch flare» up-IS inehei to two feet. With a power mroughout the various coui tits It occurs among the suggestions of 1.000 candles. in regard to the reorganization of comprising the districts under the I.croy Beaulieu, a well-known econ omist of Pari*, bn, declared tli.it tfi* present system,—Ontario Demo of the army, and the substance of leisure class of men will han- to work it is’that congress is requested to crat. for their living in 1051. 11 <• made t hi ■ appropriate a iuw of money which interesting atatemenl in n lecture mi will enable the secretary of war to I In- eon ve rail-n of the french t h ree and one-half per cent, debt into thro»- per keep and cure for cavalry horses A flirt is a girl whose first lov* cent. tx>nds. tie said tliai tin- rate of worn out in long performance of interest i» I'ouvtaiitl.r decreasing, and duty. Think <f it, pie se! The affair failed to turn out as she ex predicted ’hat in the next 25 rear, eapitirl W.ll be glad to get two per President of’.he United States, in pected. cent., and tha< r.0 years hence Mjeli He who loves and runs away can first-eia-s securities a» government his annual message to congress, gives this subject of the treatment figure ir. a br ach of promrse suit bonds and rail« ;ty securities will bear one ]wr cent, inter-st, ••which." said of dumb animals a place of equal seme day. lUa lecturer, ‘‘will compel all except dignity with weighty affairs of The more the nmn enr learns the very targe capitalists to work lorn state, und formally recommend, about gardeningthr more he de«-!n’t living, nnd th* leisure < f the <la-s of people now culled well off will tie nliol- that instead of turning them out to try to raise his own vegetables. iilied.” the misery that awaits them, they Probably a married num shows be employed at some light, work Ils«- Way ui I la F Front Irr. his years more than a bachelor be It.i- way r.f civilization in .i lieu around the posts, nr, when neces pncomprchcriiion. It. mot sary, painlessly put to death. The cause he ha* to carry a f w of his luii't to mctn.i to be: ruin first; there i. wife's. influence of such thoughtfulness lime afterward to «ave. Civilization i. n good deal like a wild, full-bino.l- on the President’s part will be frit cd boy: it mint first «w wild oat«, Stomach 1 rouble. not only in the anny but every .»vaiti- it< pnir.inony, disgrace its an- “I have been troubled with my 1 récitent»; then it. Î rradv to begin where in the land where the faith iti* s>r5•'ll* w«rk of life. Tlint lia« ful servant, the horse, is toiling for stoiiinch for tho past four years, bcm il.» history r>t the range coun his Allow creature, man.—Little .■ »•* D. L. Roach, of Clover Nook « try: swift ruin for 30 or 4f) year«, Farm, Greenfield. Ma»s. “A few sviti* a reauliing wreck that it «.ill Chronicle. dare ago 1 was induced t? buy a require a cení iry of hard work, per • mx r.f ( ban.berlii'.n’? Stomatb nnd severance .and self-control to «ave. • I i-niury. Liver Tablets. I IiB-.o laltrn part nfthrm and feel ngrentdeal bctler.” If you Lave any trouble with y our «■tc-i: acli trv a lm\-of tluFe 'I'ubTcts. Yon are certain to tc pbn«cd with the rf'-t<lt-.' Price 25 ccnis. 1-7^1 -Her Warlredaas. «•■I - Rv IL M. Hortoti. Burns: Fred .Sylvia—I’m surprized Io hear that UiW'tkre Ifno.-oy* !' will. .1 ir Unit.<•- Harney. I . bvl married young Dsshlngton uf- trr e'ectur'ng that h* w*-n’t good generally cimcfdi d. lx gin bi« first enough for her. regular t<-rm in the pr< «i-1 -ncy in Stop the ( ougll rbylli»—Y< s but later sb* declared mid M or), oil'the Cold. 1905 in<] will prob i* lv I» • r-t«.d I that he was too good for any other for a second f< rm lu I’M'!’. Laxative Brorrr. tjuinic« Tublets t girl, to she married him cut of sheer Mlowitig pr*<‘< i’éfit. li e ire’n cold in one day. Cure. s; rrpathy.—fhicar pa it eiigib e iu l'?l N j. iy. 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