WORK FOR OUR REPRESENT
ATM E<.,
Ii «o slionld rsiimincn list .»f the
PUN- 1 NI PARAGRAPHS.
men a ho I i.ive left their uiflrk on
Pu -
i- -Nell—"Dill Ml«» Billy-
the world, wc should tin I tb it, is
To urge tin i h'ctiou of an East­ n,rule, it is not composed of those v.m» i t h - i’ l «a* u »even- blow
Hell,
«h
.'n’t g*t the prince
ern Oregon nut i. for United States who were brilliant in vouth, or who
Phil*
\ ►
. took the count.
gave grout promt«? at the ottlset of i1 i i - Krconl.
Senator.
V. ..it’s th« matter with .lliu»'in'.‘r
their enreerr-, but tatlu r of the
Bills for a High School in Burna.
•Poetor say» it'» a complication
plodding voting men who, if they Plavvit pingqtong, golf, bicycled and
SITI KPA Y DKCFMHER27. t!K
To make Harney Count»' a fair
have not dmried by their brilliancy, got a motorcar, and thr four kinds of
I
face» were too much for him."- I on
district.
t have bad the power of n days work
ilnn
Answers.
Vet cz jola and the allied powers
Giving the county courts the in . them, who could stay by a
Eezymark “ \ lady tidd my fortun.
wish President Roosevelt to arli- I right to tax mtgratorv bands of task till it wriis done and w» 11 done: yesterday, nnd she »aid I would meet
trate tneir differences. It will 1-c
who would have the grit, persist­ with a fltuncinl reverie." Seepltck
sheep.
"And did you'."* L'*rymr.-k—‘‘Sur< '
in good hands.
ency. common sense and Lumwty. She charged' me $C." Ohio State .tour-
Givii g Burns tl.o right to ¡."tic
Il i« the steady exercise of these nal.
‘‘Troubled w ill <ly»p£p«in, arc you
The iegisla'urc of the state of bonds in the sum <>f IfO.iW for ordinary, Jiomely virtues united
Bid y oil ever trt any i>f*nv medicine'.'"
Washington will be asked for $!<*♦. building improvements.
with average ability, rather than a a-iked the druggist, 'uh, yc«-. blit it
UK> for the Lewis and Clark Fair,
deceptive display of more showy I wasn't that that give it to m*. I hud
it lor.gbefore 11 ook any of your stuff.'
t hia s ho being recommended by
THE ENJOYMENT <>F MISERY, qualities in ynvth that enables a
Yonkers Sfaie«man.
t ne commission appointed to look
man to achieve greatly and honor-
"By the vv ay," reminded the curious
into the matter.
ablv. So if we were to attempt to irquircr. •'«hat's a »ynonymona ft i
How can any body et jov being make a forecast of the successful prosal ■
r -I .
■ I ■
■ \t.
r- pl.ed Joakley, "there's ‘ton»«>rial .
men of the future, we sh ’t.ld not emporium.*
No time should b*= lest in organ­ miserable?
and linircntting parlor.' "
Men do, nnd so <!•« women. They look for them among th« rank« of
izing an irrigation association
Philadelphia Pri»».
I
llnugin* On.- Lariat Luke—‘‘Wh»t
’t he delegates to the state irrigation surround themselves with an at­ of the "smart” boys who think
They hug they "khow nail’’ ami are anxious 1 <,cam* <>f that hanger-on fruni th'
convention should take this matter mosphere of gloom.
cast"" Horrible llank—“lie's »tilt
They towin by a short route—Ex.
in hand and see that an organiza­ trouble to their breasts,
bangin' or.t" l ariat Luke—"Down ai
make mountains out of mole hills,
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tlie Red I've saloon"" )i« ri ilde llank
tion is effected.
■.Nau; bangin’on t<-w acuttonwiMid
and there are tears nnd groans I
tree at th* edge of town."—Ohio State
The
respect
which
President
where there should bo smiles.
.<•airn.it.
Late press dispatci.es state that
Roosevelt has comma*'!.d in Ger
What fools'
The Point of Biffcrener. -"Youdon't
Marconi’s experiments in wireless
Perhaps yon have a cynic in manv ami England prou is ■ to mean to cite your g.iverumrtit a« an
telegraphy between Cape Breton,
of a republic." ’AVell," an­
vour employ. You cun pick him hold in restraint any lorritorial exsniplc
swered the South American dictnt< i.
Canada, and Cornwall, England,
out with yonr eyes shut. He has temptation those natioi s may ex- I "tticrv'a only i ne ¡idle different c l.e
i avc proved entirely successful.
tween our republic and yonr*. Instead
the blui s from Monday morning peril nee in regard to Venezuela.
This is liable to cause a slump iu
<-f elections wc have revolution»."
till Saturday night He will tell
Washington Star.
the price of cable stock.
vou that he always gets the worst
Two Sinner» "It ■ very wr«nr to
Those states which are wifi :
I
of it from every body: that hia enough to r.tum th? s: m • men to ••II a fal»«'h-io.I.” said hi« mother l<<
It is r.o surprise that u number talent isn’t recognized: that he isn't theSei.ale and the house year year ittle Jimmie, who hnd caught him ii
■ne. “Then wi-'rc both offul »loner»
of Webfoot papers are opposed to getting enough money ; that there after are the ones who actually ain't we, mmv?" queried Jlmini<.
th* election of an Eastern Oregon is no future for him—nnd a lot of participate in and profit by uuti.>u- "Beth! What do inti mean?" "ttliy.
you told Min-u« Smith yi-stenlay that
Hi*, for United States Senator tommyrot like that.
al legislation.
yon lto|M<d she'd call again, an' aflet
After that comes the brooding
But when they charge the defeat of
she wuz gone you said you wished
»liv'd never votne again.“ -Ohio State
stage.
Any man who broods over
Furnish for governor to this po ­
Veins of native cooper bare Let n Journal.
tion of the state, they will have to real or fancied wrongs is dangerous
opened
in New Jersey, below some
SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY
show us the figures. Portland and He is not sene, and he is also a
old
mines,
and if they prove to be
Western Oregon wre as determ­ mighty toorworkm3D. whether he
more than local a great boom may
California La« ffl.Ci"! aerra of prune
ined in the matter of the governor­ is making hoc handles or counting
t rvea.
be
expected
in
that
State.
ship as they are it. every other im- money in a bank J-Ic deliberately
Oil fuel is used e»i limivrly in the t’<
melting (urnacea of the new 1‘hilaili I-
portant office, they want to show destioys his own efficiency nnd
mint, 'the i<-mpeiwnire in the»«
ihe whole state they are IT. chances for success, and all for the
Those representatives who clam­ phia
furnace* «-an be rai»»-il to 1,000 de-
Eastern Oregon did not defeat the perilous questionable happiness of or loudest about republican ex­ grci•-
It i« ►a il that Hu- Mint which form»
republican nominee for governor, being miserable.
travagance are the loudest shout-
flic KUli-trntnni of London ia nothing
It doesn’t pay.
and it is strictly in line with jus­
ers when their own towns want a
but petrified «ponger. An exatninn
Dant brood.
tice that the Senator be an Eastern
new post office.
lion of llir fo»«il sponge or flint show«
Dont lose self-confidence. Keep
its structure..
Oregon man.
1
The »tick insect of Borneo, the larg
the fire of h q>e burning in your
A Pacific cable, under the sole rst insect know n. 1» aoinef ime« 11 in< |k.
breast
and
you
can
’
t
be
miserable
representative Burleigh, of Wal­ I
control of the I’nited State.«, prom­ rs tong. Il in wingt*»«. but some ape
long. There is always a tomorrow
ises to constitute another nom , :... .( “tick in«*ct* bate l>enutiful
lowa county, will intro luce a bill
colored wings that fold like fans.
ahead. Perhaps it will bear more
ment to President Roosevelt’s tirai I Several factories have been built m
nt the coming session of the logisla- fruit thin it did
today.—The
Germany for the manufacture ••r
term.
lure to give the state county at­ Dalles Clnoniclc.
“fore»t wool" out of pine needle*, b
i
torneys in placeof district attorneys.
is used fur making underclothes anil
This would certainly be an im­
Scnat >r Beveridge’s report on the for -tufting mattresres and furniture.
Oneclause in the President’s mes­ territorial bill is a ma-t-rlv state­
One of the rr.o-t important indu*-
provement on the present svsti m
tries attaching to the cheap power
sage
seemed
too
important
to
be
and is the plan aow in force in
ment of the facts and an able de. now produced by Nitrars is the- etc* ■
most of the states. Each count» crowded into our coudenstd report, duction of sound conclusions.
trical tearing apart of the mclveiil*- of
< ornincn unit. result ng in the forma­
in Idaho, for example, ha* i s at­ where it might get lost amid col­
tion of caustic soda and bleaching
torney and it has proved much umns of wise taik about tiusts and
Som*» fond mothers spore the rod powder.
tariffs,
ar.d
so
cn.
In
fact
it
seem-
more satisfactory to the people
A portable «tree! light of great il­
and spoil the slipper
luminating power it the devier of the
Hinn the former system of districts ed worthy of a separate place in
After nil, patience is about the Westminster lountv council for les
comprising a large number of this paper, quite by itself. Every
«cuing accidents from London f< g».
counties. Our legislature should boy or girl or man or woman who highest form of podtness.
A cylindrical tank 1» inches in ilistn
The hand of fortune often looks * -r anil I wo feet high is chai gr<l with
pass an act giving each county in cares for the prevention of cruelty
I .'■> gallon* of
petroleum, and com
to
dumb
animals,
and
w
ho
ha«
seen
Oregon its own attorney, who
suspiciously like four aces.
pressed air fore*» tapor from the oil
etiould look after al! its business the text of the message knows what I It must Im tough on the jailer into a standpipe provided witli a
and not have his duties distributed that cla ise is, without being told who has a lo .of felons on his hands. burner. On igniting the torch flare»
up-IS inehei to two feet. With a power
mroughout the various coui tits It occurs among the suggestions
of 1.000 candles.
in
regard
to
the
reorganization
of
comprising the districts under the
I.croy Beaulieu, a well-known econ­
omist of Pari*, bn, declared tli.it tfi*
present system,—Ontario Demo­ of the army, and the substance of
leisure class of men will han- to work
it is’that congress is requested to
crat.
for their living in 1051. 11 <• made t hi ■
appropriate a iuw of money which
interesting atatemenl in n lecture mi
will enable the secretary of war to
I In- eon ve rail-n of the french t h ree and
one-half per cent, debt into thro»- per
keep and cure for cavalry horses
A flirt is a girl whose first lov* cent. tx>nds. tie said tliai tin- rate of
worn out in long performance of
interest i» I'ouvtaiitl.r decreasing, and
duty. Think <f it, pie se! The affair failed to turn out as she ex­ predicted ’hat in the next 25 rear,
eapitirl W.ll be glad to get two per
President of’.he United States, in pected.
cent., and tha< r.0 years hence Mjeli
He who loves and runs away can first-eia-s securities a» government
his annual message to congress,
gives this subject of the treatment figure ir. a br ach of promrse suit bonds and rail« ;ty securities will bear
one ]wr cent, inter-st, ••which." said
of dumb animals a place of equal seme day.
lUa lecturer, ‘‘will compel all except
dignity with weighty affairs of
The more the nmn enr learns the very targe capitalists to work lorn
state, und formally recommend, about gardeningthr more he de«-!n’t living, nnd th* leisure < f the <la-s of
people now culled well off will tie nliol-
that instead of turning them out to try to raise his own vegetables.
iilied.”
the misery that awaits them, they
Probably a married num shows
be employed at some light, work
Ils«- Way ui I la F Front Irr.
his
years more than a bachelor be­
It.i- way r.f civilization in .i lieu
around the posts, nr, when neces­
pncomprchcriiion. It. mot­
sary, painlessly put to death. The cause he ha* to carry a f w of his luii't
to mctn.i to be: ruin first; there i.
wife's.
influence of such thoughtfulness
lime afterward to «ave. Civilization
i. n good deal like a wild, full-bino.l-
on the President’s part will be frit
cd boy: it mint first «w wild oat«,
Stomach 1 rouble.
not only in the anny but every­
.»vaiti- it< pnir.inony, disgrace its an-
“I have been troubled with my 1 récitent»; then it. Î rradv to begin
where in the land where the faith­
iti* s>r5•'ll* w«rk of life. Tlint lia«
ful servant, the horse, is toiling for stoiiinch for tho past four years,
bcm il.» history r>t the range coun­
his Allow creature, man.—Little .■ »•* D. L. Roach, of Clover Nook « try: swift ruin for 30 or 4f) year«,
Farm, Greenfield. Ma»s. “A few sviti* a reauliing wreck that it «.ill
Chronicle.
dare ago 1 was induced t? buy a require a cení iry of hard work, per­
• mx r.f ( ban.berlii'.n’? Stomatb nnd severance .and self-control to «ave. •
I i-niury.
Liver Tablets. I IiB-.o laltrn part
nfthrm and feel ngrentdeal bctler.”
If you Lave any trouble with y our
«■tc-i: acli trv a lm\-of tluFe 'I'ubTcts.
Yon are certain to tc pbn«cd with
the rf'-t<lt-.' Price 25 ccnis. 1-7^1
-Her Warlredaas.
«•■I - Rv IL M. Hortoti. Burns: Fred
.Sylvia—I’m surprized Io hear that
UiW'tkre Ifno.-oy* !' will. .1 ir Unit.<•- Harney.
I . bvl married young Dsshlngton uf-
trr e'ectur'ng that h* w*-n’t good
generally cimcfdi d. lx gin bi« first
enough for her.
regular t<-rm in the pr< «i-1 -ncy in
Stop the ( ougll
rbylli»—Y< s but later sb* declared
mid
M
or),
oil'the
Cold.
1905 in<] will prob i* lv I» •
r-t«.d
I that he was too good for any other
for a second f< rm lu I’M'!’.
Laxative Brorrr. tjuinic« Tublets t girl, to she married him cut of sheer
Mlowitig pr*<‘< i’éfit. li
e ire’n cold in one day.
Cure. s; rrpathy.—fhicar
pa it eiigib e iu l'?l
N j. iy. Pi ic' 25 cents
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