MILLINERY STORE I I The wife of Mr. Leonar Wells, of I | East Bri mfitd, Mass, has been Proprietress. — ■— | suffering from neuralgia for two J Miss S ai . lie H udspeth , > =^TSD a Y JANUARY 8 isi’6 ‘days, not being able to sleep or ? _ • hardley keepstill, when Mr Holden, ‘ * J Rare Selection of Millinery Goods- {the merchant there sent her her a <> Monkeys Have Minds. t to the person submitting tho o The Proprietress is bottle of Chainerlain s Pain Balm, i most meritorious invention during the preceding month. 1 1 I here to stay and desires to Plea»e Patrons in otyle, Quality of Goods y pesteeses in • and asked th it she give ita thorough WE SECURE PATENTS . ■ That th« monkey . and Prices. On Corner North of Meat Market. FOR INVENTORS, and thou trial. On meeting Mr. Wells the I of this offer is to en- 11 □ object courage persons ot au invent- 11 ■ L'krUy true,” «»id • >■•><«' Pro nexd-iy h i v h t )l I 4 hat she was lvo turn of mind. At the u > sumo time we wish to impress ■ Lor.boh»' “,n“11 n,e,,,s'ne a right, the pain had teft her with > the fact that :: ?s c I Li.P-01"- 1 h"" in two hours, and that the bottle of I It’s the Simple, » Pain Balm was worth $5 00 if it ■ „„.muehoflbeintolligonoo with i Trivial Inventions ji ■ .bicb that aniioal is crwlilod is could not be had for less. For sale ■T That Yield Fortunes S I ■ jue to his love of mimicry. 1 he it 50 cents per hottie by > >k J ‘ I I —such es Do I.ong's Hook and Eye. "Seo that Hump,'’ I otberdav two voting men with two I I "Safety Pin." "Pigs iu Clo ver,” "Air Brake,’’ etc. , I „¡ris were at the monkey’s cage) Six weeks ago I suffered with a I V ) Almost every one conceives J > ♦ a bright idea at some time or J l I feeding him peanuts. One of the very severe cold; was almost unable ♦ Q other. Why not put it in prao- u > t ticai use? YOUR talents limy A , I gjrls was chewing gum anti ono of to speak. My friends all advised t AND lie in this direction. May Ju make your fortune. Why not i> I lh8n)Pn suggested that she gavel me to consult apysician. Noticing ♦ « try? :: :: :: :: :: I I Write for further information and £ I the monkey some, expecting that if ' I Chamberlian’s Cough Remedy ad ♦’ mention this paper. f 1 | he took it in h.’s tn'uth it would verstised in the St. Paul Volks D V THE PRESS GLR1MS GO. r : 1 I stick to his teeth and he would •Zeitungl ■ procured a bottle, and II Philip W. Avirctt, Gett. Mgr., make sorry work of trying to chew | . ‘ after taking it a short while was 618 F Street, Northwest, | ¡1 The girl at once parted with entvrely well- I now most heartily , WASHINGTON, D. C. L t-VThe responsibility of true company J" the rweet morsel she was indust ■recommend ■ this remedy to anyone may be judged by the to. t that its V 1 flock is held by ovet one thousand C" riouslv (hewing, extendingtit to-( i suffering with a cold. IS THE W.u. K eil , i .of the leading newspaveia. I l the V1 Cuited States. f? ward the cage. The monkey grab 678 Selby Ave , St Paul, Minn. 'ritxxxtxrtxxrrxris?':- bed it instantly and put it into his For Site tn PLACE TO GET BARGAINS IN HOSIERY, UNDERWARE, miuth, b it instead of chewing it. GLOVES, MITTONS, TOWELS, FLANNELS, ETC. or attemping to. begin pulling it Or. Price’s Cream Baking Powder MT. Price’s Cream Baking Powder Located first block East of Church. out in small ribbons, as children World’s Fair Highest Award. | A Pure Grape Cream of Tartar Powder- I are frequently seen to do’ When W. H. C anaday , Manager. he had it all out of his mouth he t rolled it into a compact ball be-; C tween his hands threw it into his | mouth and began the operation' again. He appeared to enjoy the [ THE NAME OF T ’E NEXT performance as ranch as his vis-1 itors. That was imitation.’’ •‘That’s all right,” rejoined ail ^¿*i.DO YOU KNOW A GOOD ADVERTISEMENT MEANS INCREASE IN BUSINESS?, other, "but I had an experinece I with that same monkey wherein he I d splayed intelligence, I w as by the cage smoking one day, and I I If you are1 in a nosition thought to annoy him by bl living 1 To do Bush. ss smoke in his face. I was much I surprised to find that, instead of I Let Peoni Know it- WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN being anno.ied, he enjoyed it i, .as I was evidenced by his edging up as near me as possible to ceceive the Tf you have anything smoko in larger volumes. Soon he You want to Sell began scratching hinself at the point where most of the sm >ke 1 Let People Know it. came against him. When [ had' smektd one sine for a few minutes OF NOVEMBER 4th 1896. he would turn squarely around to | have the other side treated in the ( same wav. Then he sat directly in frount of me and received the Public interest will steadily increase, and the question how the men smoke Fquarely in the face and *hose votts turned the scale at the last election are satisfied with the neck. 1 don’t know whether he > results under the administration they elected, will make the campaign held his breath, but he did not | the most intensely exciting in the history of the country. cough, sneeze or wince a particle • 1 o complete the job he then sat with his back toward me, and it would have done you good to have the leading Republican family newspaper of The United States, wil seen him throw his hind feet over 1 pv’Dlish all the political news of the day, interesting to every American his back aid scratch Now that,citizcn ’■«gardluss of partv affiliations. monkey knew, throuh some sort of* • .I*1'0 «ener?1uneW8 attractive form foreign correspondents cover intellia(........... 8 'ne sort ot ing the news of the world, an agricultural department second to none g >ce, tnat nothing will send 'in the country, market reports which are recognized authority, fascinat- ■leas and other insets to the surface Ing short stories COInp)ete in each number, the cream of the humorous’ CLUBBING RATES WITH ALL THE LEADING PAPERS. orstupejv ahem as effectually as papers, foreign and domestic, with their b<st comic pictures, fashion tobacco smoke.’- —Utica Observer. 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