NO 41
BURNS, HARNEY COUNTY, OREGON. SEPTEMBER 11 1895,
VOL. VIII.
Highest of all in Leavening Power.—Latest U. S. Gov’t Report
“But why? A crowd makes
thirst—thirst demands lager—-lager
PUBLISHED EVERY WEDNESDAY
On a Michigan avenue car a day is found only in saloons.”
BY
“A fellow tried that very trick
or two ago, two men, each of whom
I
I for me last night.”
W. C. BYRD & SON.
had an umbrella in his hand, sat
“And fifty customers rushed in •
P ublishers and P roprietors . j side by side. After a few minutes
I
here and asked for beer?”
one of them said:
“No. sir About aixty rushed in
SUBSCRIPTION RATES:
1
‘If I’m not mistaken I once
One Year
..................................................... |2.0o
¡owned that umbrella you are carry here for ice water and whisky and
iix Mouths....................................................... .1.00
Three Months........................................................... 75
brandy for the old bilk lying in a
ing.”
HERALD CLUB LIST:
“I wa« thinking the same about fit, and I was seventy cents out of
—John Sweitzer,carpenter,under
Herald and Harper’s Magazine............. 5,00 J
—Get one of I, S. Geer A’ Co’s1
5.20
Herald and Harper’s Weekly ..............
pocket before the police rushed him
' vours,” was the reply.
taker
and
cabinet-maker.
His
work
premium
purchase tickets. This
Herald and Harper’s Bazar................... 5.20
“If my memory serves me right > off. If you are thirsty you’d bet shop is the old restaurant building. firm agrees to give the holder of
Herald and Harper’s Young People... 3.75
ia,..2.90
Jerald and Alden’s Manifold Cyclopedic
each additional volume after Vol. I 55 cents: I left that umbrella
in an office ter go down to the river and get a Mr.Sweitzer guarantees his work at such tickets a fine life size Crayon
10 cents extra ver volume, postage.
on Griswold street about a year drink.”—Free Press.
prices to suit the hard times. Cof Portrait absolutely free of any
fIF’Copiesof all the above works can be ex-
ago.”
«iilned at leisure in the Reading Room.
fins made to ordeK Will take pro | charge, by purchasing $20 worth
Bloomers in Court.
“Don’t doubt it in the least,
-fj** Publishers of periodicals are solicited
duce partlv for work and balance in of goods for cash at their store. It
«i«nif clubbing rates, a copy of their work for Just about a year ago I was in
an
jar Free Reading Room—VV e tile and bind the
is not necessary that the whole
All the men in Little Rock who l ca-»h.
■Mr al ( lose of every half-volume, end t‘“v ci office on Griswold street and it be-
lopies ov advertisement.
amount should be purchased at one
’gantorain. This umbrella stood I usually sit in the front row of the '
time, but any amount from 5 cents
there in p corner, and after a little oprea house, were in court when
ADVERTISING RATES;
MUSIC.
to $20 as explained upon the tick
Noe, arrested in
«PACK
1 wk 2 wk 1 1 mo j 8 mu J o mo |_lyr manoeuvring I managed to steal it. I the case of Mrs.
ets.
Having
permanenti
v
located
in
’Inch 11.50 »2.50 »5.00 »5 ’» Mi.00 »15.00 A we«k previous to that
I was the act of wearing bloomers in the
I “
3.ÜÜ 4 JO
.50 12.0 -
1- -0
■z.'- 0
Burns, will teach music on Piano.
< “
3.50 U.iX) <00 15.00
24 0
41 - 0 making s me purchases in a
store main street, was called.
i “
4.50 ». 00 10.00 20.00
3-.. 00
50.00
Organ,
Violin and Guitar. Music
Judge Wilson and the audience
Ji col. 6.00 ',‘.00 15.00 28.00
Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy
48 1 >0
54. toi on Woodward
avenue. When I
12.00 i .00 25.00 48.00
XÜ.O0 120. OJ
furnished
for
balls
and
parties,
waited
half
an
hour
for
the
perfor
cures colds, croup and whooping
20.00 50.00 40.00 60.00 110 00 140. vm
started to go out I found that some
terms to suit the times.
mance
to
begin.
Determined
not
|
cough.
It is pleat-ant, safe and re
one liad stolen my umbrella. I
JOB WORK
E.
A.
Scherer.
to be balked, a messenger was dis-,
liable. For sale by all druggists.
think you are the man.”
JI every description executed with neatness
patched
to
the
N^e
homestead,
i
“I know I am,” replied the other.
ind despatch, at reasonable rates.
E OHER.
'lirculars,
Posters,
Pamphlets
“
Yes,
I was in astoreon ’Woodward In a short time 1^.- r.etu-ned with,
tnvelopes,
Bill Heads,
Letter Heads,
I
A
good
ranch
belonging
to
H.
G.
«Meurent»,
Note Heads,
Cards, Tic Rets,
Stock Salt at $8.50 per ton sacked!
avenue about a year ago. It was the following note, which was read I
Memoranda, invitations.
Dodgers, Etc.
Campbell, containing 160 acres 12
aloud amid great applause:
raining
and
I
had
no
umbrella
WOOL STORED FREE!
T hs H krali » is kept regularly on file for re-
miles
south
east
of
Burns.
This
rereuce, in tire Geo. P. Rowell Newspaper Ad-
“
Dear
Sir:.
I
aid busy making
a
I saw you stand vours up against
R. R. RATES THE BEST!
vartiaing Bureau, 10 Spruce st.. New York.
the counter and walk away, and I new pair of bloomers to appear in ranch has aboiX 100 acres of good
Can any point offer more? We
meadow land. Price $800 or will
court in.
gobbled
it.
Shall
we
exchance
or
are
the competing point and this is
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
M*
rtha Ync
M artha
1 trade for sheep.
x-
______________
let things go as thev are?”
the place to rend your WOOL.
} “P. S.—
cl»ri<it t.'w the < hs » i
Uvnn .v K ing .
‘ I’m satisfied.”
NATIONAL!
L?!16Pf “ r?‘ta -P ‘tafeV00 fro,n here-
, until the bloomers are properly fit
President ........................ .......... Grover Cleveland
“So’m I.”
fice-Fresidcut................. ........... Adlai SteveuBwn
MN.”
No point can offer better than
iscretary uf State
. Walter y. Gresham
“Then we will continue to believe i ted
•
Nçretary of Treasury
John G. Carlisle
1
“
Anything
to
oblige,
”
said
th»-
B
here.
Buyers are here getting wcol.
wcretarv of Interior
Hoke Smith that, honesty is the best
policy. I
Heretory of War
Daniel S. Lamont
gallant
judge,
and
the
case
was
con
F
Don’t overlook your interest in the
rcretary of Navy
.. riuurv
...
Hilary A. . nvrut-rt
Herbert get ”iit here—good after no >n.”
weretary of Agriculture. . .J. sterling Morton
tinued
until
Monday
with
the
ap
It
CAVEATS,TRADE
MAHKsSr
Utotney General
-■
•
”- S, Olney
--
above WHICH ARE FACTS.
“Same to you, and integrity is
Richard
fostmaster General..
.. .. Wilson 8 Bissell
COPYRIGHTS.^
proval
of
all
present.
—
Bedrock
Don’t be mish d bv irresponsible of
the road to success.”—Detroit Free
STATE- OREGON:
CAN I OBTAIN A PATENT » Fora
Democrat.
prompt
answer
and
an
honest
opinion,
write
to
fers
— we can duplicate any proposi-
j. n . Dolph | Press.
gsnstors
MUNN & CO., who have had nearly fifty years’
J. II.Mitchell. 1
I
experience In the patent business. Communica tion.
Send yoqr wool in our care.
tions strictly confldenttal. A Handbook of In
(Binger Hermann ,
«ngresamen ........
formation concerning Pntentn and how to ob
tW. R. Eilla
No Bold Eye Shun Id See Her
Attorney General............
Resp’t.
tain them sent free. Also a catalogue of mechan
... C. M. Idleman •
He hud tried It.
ical and scientific books sent free.
•overnor
Win P Lord ,
Patents taken through Munn A Co. receive
Jjcretary of State
..
O C. Co..
II R Kincaid
notice In the Scientific American, and
treasurer
r
Th«y had a new girl She w.ts special
.... Phil. Metschan I
thus are brought widely before the public with
.'“J/ Public Instruction
Huntington Ore.
cost to the Inventor. This splendid paper,
GM Irwin |
“I have called her«,” he began ae not the imported article. Lut was out
Mate Printer
r
W H Leeds |
issued weekly, elegant ly illustrated, has by far tba
largest circulation of any scientific work In the
R. S'. Bean. he entered a Grand
River avenue nativislic enatir'h to satisfy a mem
world. S3 a year. Sample copies sent free.
«’Freme Jadges
Wm. P. Lord
Building Edition, mont hly, >150 a year. Single
-J5 oents. Every number contains beau
F. A. Moore
saloon the other night and found her of the A P A. She came copies,
tiful
plates, in colors, and photographs of new
SIXTH JCniCIAL district :
wltb plans, enabling builders to show the
IS THE BEST.
the bartender alone—“I have called ; from somewhere in Indiana anti bouse«,
district Ju,ge............
d
latest designs and secure contracts. Address
. M. D. C likfoku
FIT FOR A KING.
MUNN
i
CO..
Nxw
Y
okk , 301 B roadway .
James A. Fee. here----- ”
Mstrict Attorney
had never seen a telephone. She
. CORDOVAN,
J. L. Rand
to nt !Lepre8entBtlve
(R)
FRENCH A ENAMELLED CALF.
'•‘•‘■‘‘•“»tor...................(R) . . O. L. Patterson.
“
Nothing
for
you!
”
prusquely
in
was
given
a
hasty
lesson
in
its
use
W.Cowan
4»3.5.o F ine C alf ¿K angaroo ,
terrupted the bartender.
and was told to answer it when
$3.sp POLICE,3 soles .
____ __
COLNTY— HARNEY:
^nty .adire
“But there may be, sir. Please members of the family were absent.
»•«‘S'ixWsL
C. P. Rutherford.
friuurer
(D).
C. E. Kenyon
I have a proposition I The seeond afternoon everybody
“(I)
1.8. Geer hear me out.
♦jrvtvor
boys 'S ciiool S hoex
T A. McKinnon
You want custom— was out but the Indiana product.
............ A. Gittinga to make you.
Usm..r
■ ladies -
............ 8. W. Miller
»«lA.
”*iïænoy
.C ha ». Newe l I want beer.”
She was in her room.
.......... H. Turner
“I don’t want your custom!”
'°®nUimn»r1
An hour before dinner the female
ID) /
A. B. Mark»
/R) ( >
R. R. Sits.
_
_
BROCKTON, MAS?
“You wait a bit. You give me head of the family returned.
Over One Million People wear the
«ASSIT Ü. ». land
officr
:
me a glass of lieer. I drink it and
itoti «tor
‘ That thing in the closet was
The nncc«'«t» of tl■’.< Great Cough Cure fa
W. L. Douglas $3 & $4 Shoes
Ueeiver
... Thoma« Jone»
a puralltl in the history of medicine.
go
out
doors.
Standing
in
front
of
ringing for ten minutes this after w\hout
........ A. A. Cowing
All our shoes are equally satisfactory
All drmgglrt» are anthori ted to »ell it on a pos -
They give the best value for the money.
“ your door I begin to groan and noon, ma’am,” said the new girl,
Itlv ’ t'-r.r-»nte-. .tt--«t ikm no otherc re cau
I£'?, .e‘1ua,1c,,*tora*h<>cs in style and fit.
SOCIETIES.
succesaiul-.y stand. That it may become
1 moan and yell. Six or eight pe-
unsurpassed,
“Why did you not answer it as I kn.wn.ths Propi fetors. at an enormous ex I Thi
a uniform,...stamped on sole.
■ t -. i TL'A reb EKAH Degree No. 43.
pense. are placing a Sanmle Bottle Free into
From Si to $3 saved over other make».
desirains halt to find out what the told yon to do, Mary?” said the c-.
"Severy m »nd M Wednesday.
If your dealer cannot supply you we can. Sold by
ry home in the United States and Canada.
It you have a Cough, Sore Throat, or Bron
trouble is. I yell some more and mistress
Lucy Rusk, N.G.
Dealers everywhere
Wanted, agent to
chitis, use it, for it will cure you. If your
M L Lewi», Rec. Sec’y.
fall down and squirm and kick and
chi’dLas the Croup, or Whooping Cough, use
“I would
take exclusive sale for this vicinity.
Write
it promptly, and relief la sure. If you dread
at. ouce.
have
a
fit.
In
ten
minutes
I
draw
«•»to."
■ w■Rnrn, '-“•‘r*. No 47
Mary, “ohly I was half und.esard th tlnsiilicns disease Consumption, n»e it.
vonr Druggist for SHILOH’S CURE,
•»•n M »nd 4th Thursday.
a crowd of one hundred people. and I was afraid it might bs a A'k
Price 10 ct»., Met». and Si. 00. Ifyour Lungs
H M Horton, M. W
are a< re or Brck lame, use Shiloh'» Porous t
«'S.» 4.
«
■—
1 * s*yer, Rec'd Draw a crowd of one hundred De man
Plaster. Price 25 ct». For »ale by all Drug
troiters in front of a saloon and
gist« and Dealers.
*
what is the result—the ineyitable
« •nd 4th Monday.
T1FE •' I’ X A'T’TOw
-«■»-___
Mrs. Sayer C or H.
result—the cash result to that
J Y AKT* IS,,Elw-’inalar
B and I nstruments
W^.V,r,T.dL')I*iE «O. 77. I. o O F.
»*T J. li.,: ta in
‘ :
saloon.”
W<1).tortoar HgXT PRf3<|DE«T
Uu.efb. f
i. ,
044
Hall, every Saturday,
■ti.. 1er* •
. J iVholtMl* Dealers in h!
kprugftMaormi« L . aruj,.
The bartender shook his head.
for* new RarM
Ifree.ArMn-'sC’A.’. iKEiUs
WUS.CAi. MEKOHA
—
C- Wooly N. O. •
'üujt 241h, New \ c»g Luy.
w C. Byrd. I. Swjr.
-
L.Ü...i.. .
“Sir,” continued the man, “you
JOHN F STRATTON
are a man of business. You can
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AN EVEN EXCHAMGE.
Royal»
■
ABSOLUTELY PURE
r
a
Y^HgE0UCAS
SHILOH’S
CONSUMPTION
CURE
K LPMUI IrvlMO*
77 M H**
° * 10 ’ * A * •m’rÎAl
r- •- MAIM.
^•■ddepert.daUy,
c''r* :
Seadwv
WAiicrwcTTTBsaa.
400 P< r Ce°t pr°fil 8 n*Ue a™?’
Y’ou press the button and I do the
rest. For one glass of beer I guar
antee you at least twenty custom
er« ”
* “It wouldn’t work,” said the bar
tender ae he turned away.
JOHN F. STRATTOE
Burns-Canyon Stage Line
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