I S D Hill. Office, at The Burns, flours: 2 to 5. P. M, Bible class Sunday’s, 10:30, A. M, •‘Science and Health”—By Marv Baker G. Eddy—on sale I Miller Attyat-Law, *■» B urns O regon . JAMES B. BLAINE, Carpenter <& Joiner B urns Mrs. Jones. “Jones hush! shut your mouth!” A Lone Train Robber. Physician & Surgeon. Christian Science Practitioner. Wm. S. B. McPHEETERS M. D. O regon . Shop adjoining the Ware black- ftmithshop. W. L. MARSDEN, M. D. Pyhsician and Surereon Burns............................ Oregon. Office at Grace’s Drugstore. T. V. B. EMBREE, M. D. said she, “or I don’t know what I E l P aso , Tex.. May 18.—The Jones came in looking anything, may be tempted to do. If the wo Texas and Pacific east-bound naj A graduate of the Iowa State hut amiable, his wife knew a torna I University and College of Physi do was brewing but couldn’t think men of our town were just present! seeger train was held up last night wouldn’t we make it warm for you? at Kent Station by a lone highway, cians and Surgeons. at, what point, the full force of the man. The train stopped at K»nt Shame, shame! you saw the bed- to get water and a man with a pit Office at residence in Burns. ‘pesky” thing would strike. How 1 bug like Geo. Fry saw a calf the tol in hand demanded that the er ever she was soon enlightened: other morning, go tietween his legs, prees messenger hand over any “Hem!” by way of introduction,] he was trying to drive a calf out of! cash he might have, which he did PAINTING. “Mrs. Jones are we going to be de the garden, when it darted between a small amount. The robber then got down from the car and met the I voured, literally eaten up, without I House, sign and carriage paint so much as 4» greasy spot left, bv his legs and George did not realize news butcher, took what cash he the situation or the where abouts of | had and disappeared in the dark ing bedbugs this summer?” the calf until he heard it go Baa! ness.—The Republic. Kalsoming, decorating, graining, “Why my dear Nebby,”said she, behind him and at the far corner of and hard oil finishing. Cows, horses or anything suited I “I hope not. What has come across the garden. George turned facing’ NOTICE.—TIMBER CULTURE my puqxise will be taken by me your usually beclouded mind to I the calf when two calves stood re U 8. L and Ornci, at Burns Ore., May 22, 1493 from parties so desiring. cause you4s; ntertain such fears?” garding each other, one with fear Complaint having been enter at thia Officrh, Prices reasonable I believe in M. Williams against Geo. L. Selaor for “What has crossed my mind?” the other surprise. HiB wife came George the motto “to live and let live.” failute to comply with law «■ to Timber-Cnl. ♦ 11 a K* n t - a fvAR A 1 <A 9. lsw, uuin th. e Entry KT No. bfiti. dated April L. B. C ulp . I said he, “what cause have I to en to his releif turned the one calf I tu NW*4 Section 4, Tp. 2« 8 R 28 !E. in Harnev --- to the V cancellation ■ Itti tertain such fears? Madam the in through the gate and told the other ooniity, Oregon, with a view of «ai<l entry; contactant of«»id couteitant alleging that Geo I, I Se'aor hna not complied with the Timber Cub evitable must be faced. If there is l one to come in to breakfast.” »ure lawa upon «aid tract of land That’the «ahi Geo. L. Se'aor ha« never plowed any part anything on earth more likely to STOCK BRANDS. of «aid lard and never made anv effort to grow “Poor George,” Baid Jones, “you 4 tret« upon «aid laud whatever the said y artiea give a man the ‘jim jams’:—a nice always have to come back at a man are hereby «ummoned to appear1 at tbil Offlra ou the 6th dav of Julv, 1893. at 10 o’clock, A M man I mean—than the sight of a respond and furnian teatimony conetrnina if not me you think of some one i to said alleged failure. bed bug, I have never seen it.” J B: HUNTINGTON,Register. else. Madam. I’d have you know I “So, bo ,” said Sophie, “but when i * * ' r - I there is no better grounds to enter did this terrible apparition appear u proceedings for a divorce suit, than I to your vision to cause such a dis that of bed bugs; the judge rules it I I- and office AT BURNS, OREGON, turbance of your gall-bladder?” May 9, 1893. to be a slow process of murder at I “Mrs. Jones,” said her husband her- 1 Notice 1« hereby given that the folfowinif which the wife connives to rid “your language is not very select, nomed settler has filed notice of his intention self of a distasteful marriage con- to make ffwal proof in «upnort of hiz claim, and and the use of such, is not likely to that said pr.Mif will be made before Kegiater aud Receiver at Hurns. Oregon, on June 27.1893 i tract.” augment our admiration of, and viz: C haki . ks R iggs . Pre. D8 No. 22« for Lots 1 and 2 and E1.' NW “ Oh. Lord! ” laughed Sophie. “ Do confidence in your sex ” *4 Sec. 19 Tp. 24 S R.31 F. •» » He names the following witnesses to provt “Make your mind easy,” said she.1 J’ou ,hink of tr?in8il Nebby, dear? hiscontinuoi s residence upan and cultivation of said land, viz- S. J. Motherehead, W. A. Goodman, E. W McCarty and John McNulty, all of Burns Oregon J. B. HUNTINGTON, Regi»ier. r BEE BRAND COLUMN. “on that score, it’s little we care for I “If the worst comes to the worst, rik11F Olkttlintl 11 tuOii in tka Kartzla your opinion a man in the hands of j madam,” said JoneB. “A man had t woman is similar to clay in the I beter hie himself to the mountains Hardin A Riley, cattle branded Von left aide hands of the potter, we cau mold and become the compainion of Gerald Griffin. Horae brand“ left aide, r o. Burna.Ortgon and fashion you to our sweet will eayotes, cougars and mountain LAND OFFICE AT BURNS, OREGON, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR lions, rather than be surrounded and taste.” May 9, 1893. , J. C, Foley, cattle brand =« on rignt «id* AT LAW. Horae brand ~ on left khoalder. “Oh yes,” said Jones, “get off on >y bed bugs and a scolding woman.” ' Notice ic hereby give» that the fullowlnr- nanioii «ettlerhari filvtl notice of hi« intention J. A. Willlama cattle brand, II.. on left rlt something else and evade the bed B urns O regon . make fi • al p'oof in «tipport of hi» claim, «nd “I guess,” said she, “your moun Ito that »«id pr>H>t will be made before th« Register horse braucl 71 on right «fifle. P. O. Riley Or. bug question. You don’t bring in tain domicil would soon lack an and Reeelver at Bur««, Oregon, on June 19,1993 Will practice in all the Courts of the Stute. ••» « • T homas V V. r B li V n u r? tr . viz: E x mbrke tlors< « branded 1 ( on left stifle. Cattle brand the clay potter Combination whei. Hd No. 25 for the NW1/, See. 17Tp. 24 E R32E. »ccupant, the song of the cougar cd ) ( on left hip. Marlon Bunvard, PO Burns He names the following witneiaea to prove you attack iis on the woman-suf .ntermingled with the sweet strains hii continuous residence upon and cultlvatioa of said land, viz: A. J. Wilaon.T. A McKihnon Cattle diamond on left hip; horses CV on let M, R Biggs >f the cayote would drive you home and C. C. Kirkland, all of Bori a Oregon, and «boulder. Charles H Voeitley. burns Oregot frage question.” W E. Albereon «f Harnev Oregon J. B HUNTINGTON. Register. “My dear.” said Sophie, “I am • u a very short time, to brave the Horse branded P on right shoulder, t attle F ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, on right hip. R. A. Hendricks. P.O. I.a-.ven Or. not trying th evade any 'question I vanton propensity of tjie blood NOTARY PUBLIC, Horse brand 36 on left shoulder, «’«o threi mu in defr-nse'of the last mentioned i -ticking bed bug and scolding wo- ' LAND OFFICE AT BURNS, OREGON. AND i dots '. in shape of triangle, cattle branded same '■•y von I must say the ‘clav pottei itan REAL ESTATE AGENT. E. E. Grout Burns Or. But when do you expect to April 18, 18‘>3. Notice is her« by given that the following Miss Roaa Dickenson Horse brand anvil oi comlmiutioii' is very applicable uake thia change? If soon, I will Ollie« at Sheriff’s Office, named settler ha« fiied notice of ht« intent» left stifle. Cattle branded bar R oti left hip. P It is because of that fact you re mmediately begin to prepare you io i' ake final proof in support of hia claim, arc BURNS, - - - - - - - Oregon. O. l.aweu Ore hat «aid proof will be made before Reguti-t Receiverat Burns Oregon, on May 27,1493, fllN’- nt“ out rights knowing the con J. I’- Di< kenson cattle brand J P connected o <Hiie bedding and other necessary and viz- William A »«tin Goodman left hip Horse brand attvil on left stifle P. oi io is. jo r »«skneas and 01'1 irtieles pertaining to hermit life.” 11. S. No. 217 ior the E^ NW'/,; and Lots 2 Slid I.swen Ore. 3. Sec. 7. Tp. 24 S R 31 E Cattle brand figure Ton eitherhip; mark light He names the folowing witnesses to prms i-trei g'h j•tii are fully persuaded • crop off each ear. slip In ea-h ear, and watt “Yon seem to take the matter hla continuous residende upon and cultivation GEO. S. SIZEMORE, . oi said land, viz J. soph P, Garred, Th, s Mr- ou left jaw. Horae brand figure7«n either hip men would be forever delegated t> very coolly,” said her husband,“as Cormlck, Milton Rigia and Claudius McGee, aU ATTORNEY, J. H. Bunyard.Burns Ore. H urns , ............................... O regon . Geo w’PHatns, 1 orses and mules brands the archives of the past and lain f such a move on my part didn’t 1 of Burns, Oregon. J. B H untington , Register. Collet- ¿ ioiih , Land VusinMa, and Kcal rounding W, ou righi sUlte P O. Kiley Ore on t> e shelf of by-gone greatness very much concern you, or interfere < EHtute matter |>rotn|>tlv attended to. Horse brand ? on right stifle. James R u U m II But you have not answered my las' vitli your future happiness or en ‘ piNAL PROOF. m1 J. interrogation?” P 6 Burns < >re joyment.” I U. 8. L ans Orrtci, at Burns, Oregon, April 1*> Horae brand bar-m on left shoulder; Cattle “Madam I saw a bed bug slowli 1393. TONSORIAL PARLOR, brand bar tn on left hip and riba. Catherine ‘Why should I worry' about Notice is herebi given that the following Marshall P O Narrews'lr«. and leisurely, and seemingly with named settler has filed notice of his intention JOHN ROBINSON P rc •omething I know will never hap- •<> make final proof in support of his claim ano much satiafaetion and comfort to pen? If I really thought you con •hat said proof will he made before the I'**«* er and Receiver, at Burns. Oregou, on May itself, going up the wall in our bed ■_ ... .... ; templated doing anything of the .5 ISM, viz: John Jsrquemsn Everything in my line guaranteed Pte. No. 275, for the SW'4 Sec. 12, Tp. 23, S R room this morning with blood in W N. Jorgensen to l>e done satisfactorily. kind it might bother me somewhat, 30 E He names the following witnesses to proys its «-ye and full of blood—almost to The only place in Burna you nut I’ve heard you talk for 25years, his continuous residence upon and rultivat«»« can get bat ha. of sal t. laud viz Chas. Voegtley, Fred Lnn«- bursting—itself, undoubtedly seek Nehby, your talk is cheap.” burg. Chris t.ackmau and W. H. Caldwell, all ing fora safe receptacle to deposit of Burt s, Oregon. ... J, B. H untington . Register. “And my opinions, wants and ten million nits which when grown desires, wholly ignored. I’ll lie to a sufficient age will make things SUBSC RIBE FOR flabbergasted’ if women ain’t a lively for the Jones family.” -------- AND--------- perfrtit nui <ance in most respects—” “Jones,” said she, “I don’t be ADVERTISE IN “Some of the respects excepted,” leive it, not one word of it. von are “THE HERALD,” only out of humor today and want interrupted Mrs. Jones, “are when BURNS, - - - OREGRO Jewel» y. something to‘bark’ about and in men want a good dinner, buttons Caveat«, and Trade-Mark« obtained, and »1* ent busine«« condu<-te<i for Moderate re»». Building north of the Items office variably when a man gets in a tan sewed on. a good fire kept in the Our OMco la Oppoide U. S. Sato«* 0M«. uid wo can eecnre patent in looo time than tno«o His goods and «m k are guaraii trum he vents his anger on some- heating stove in cold weather, to «mote from Wnahington. ... . Send model, drawing or photo., with dearrip- warm a cold husband, when he woman. Ymi saw a tiy or some teed to be first class ami Ht living ion We advise, if patentable or not, free harpe. Our fee not dne till patent ie other sort of hug. or von saw noth comes home of nights after gadding prices. Cali and s<e him. A P imot’let. "How to Obtain Patenta. name» of actual client« InyourStal«. county.« about over town playing solo, bill ing at all Men often see snakes in JOB WORK DONE, town, sent free Addreea, I their boots or imagine they do; iards and indulging in other inno ------ [o]^»-[o]------ Opposite Patau» OMoo, Waahinot«". 0 C. when there is nothing there but cent amusements so essential to man ’ s happiness and enjoyfneut. ” AT THE their dirty feet and socks.” IF YOU WART HffiMtMATWA ABOUT — “There it is again,” said Jones, fvr i-atalogne Ex «».mi I ai.lt 1 » B.at- “W omen never get in a tan HERALD OFFICE. W aahtngtaui. Non Jera» . trum,” suid Jone«, “but I saw the “a woman is always ready with a l>«d bug, nevertheless, the great ug reply and to sav something you Iv ‘ttinken’ thing, Why M rs. Jor.es least expect; I believe I’m tired of F or K ale — Three lota with a that I hu I hug was ah big as a pig, in the whole outfit.” fair Imsineas building on one, situ-i Office at his reah'er» e ou the east Ide ol Sil vies River, tei mile« below Hurns. Hora brand bar ten on left «honhler; Cattle bar ten on left hip and tipper clip on both care. T. A. McKinnon, Burn« Ore. mu C.A.SNOW&CO. BEATTY'S PIANOS^ PENSIONS Kted in Bums on main street. The price asked ia low considering the I advantageous position of the Iota for burineaa Terms cash For ■farther tMirtieultra call on Byrd «V King, Real Estate Agi tila, Burna Oregon. FHAZER greasi ■NAT 1W TRE WOBI.P. ri. VMUII« ninlUi«»« unvtnwl. ouU i.ila* ’ wo boa« Of «rt». t~d »r bw*t. C V<" • »»»»»• Glbll KOBaaLB RT DIA^KRSQESnULLT. I • » fact favored a china pig, but there isn't a woman in thia town who will acknowledge to hiving a bed bug in the house, when likely there are a hundred to everv square inch in the part of the building occupied bi there LI«.» *i suckers ” “But, Nebby dear, you know how provoking men are, how c»n we help it? But coiue, let’s go and •OLDIERS?1’"’ ”UX™P W'DfW«. CHILDREN, FANENT». gather a mess of greens, you know Ate",forSo ’-tier» «nd Salloe« «»«btedlathedt«»^ daty la th» re*« lar Army or how fond you are of them, and SarrtTor« of it.» Indian ware cf 1A®3 **• | tbrtr Widow«, WWW ewtltled Old »nd f anerlalty Thousand» entitled .t’rh*r J? tW then green suits your complexion « Send for aev lava. Ko «barge tor »<m« ’ aaUl aaecaaafnl. so uicely.”