“Yes indeed,” said she, “there is
“I do not doubt it in the least,”
no flies on us, time and tide, you said her husband, “woman’s curiosi-
fair business building on one, situ­
Christian Science Practitioner.
ated in Burns on main street. The
‘•Mr. Jones,” said his wife, “since know, wait for no man and women ty has kept her in trouble since the
price asked is low considering the visiting court. I’ve made up my work on the plan of making hay good old days of Adam and Eve.
Office, at The Burns.
advantageous position of the lots nund that lawyers and newspaper while the sun shines, and not per­ But what would you expect to find
Hours: 2 to 5. P. M. Bible class for business Terms cash. For i men are about on a par.”
mitting the grass to grow in our among his letters so infinitely satis­
Sunday’s, 10:30, A. M.
factory to your curiosity?”
further particulars call on Byrd <t
“Have you Sophie, dear.” said path.”
“Science and Health”—By Marv
“What models of industry and
“Why,” said she. “one or more
King, Real Estate Agents, Burns Jones, “how very clever of you
Baker G. Eddy—on sale
perseverance
you
women
are,
”
said
of those little billetdoux, so sweet
Oregon.
Very useful rnen, very exalted posi­
tions, although their duties be oner­ Jones, “its a wonder men don’t see to a woman, and satisfactory to a
Wm. Miller
i
ous, that of lawyers and newspaper and appreciate vour worth and man, from a lady friend asking
place you where you rightfully be­ him to join her in a promenade in
men.”
PAINTING.
Atty-at-Law,
the evening or to meet her at her
“‘Exalted, onerous* humbug!” long.”
said she. “The laziest men in ex­ “That will never be,” said she. home. Do you think fur a moment
B urn « - - - - O regon .
House, sign and carriage paint­
istence belong to both professions. “Through some hocus pocus ma­ that a woman would not possess
ing.
Kalsoming, decorating, graining, Nebby, do you know the three neuvering of our early ancestors herself of such a secret when the
JAMES B. BLAINE,
and hard oil finishing.
essential questions asked by an woman lost her prestige and men opportunity offered?”
i (!ows. horses or anything suited ! examining board ofjawvers passing are not magnanimous enough to
“My dear Sophie.” said Jones,
Carpenter ¿¿Joiner I my purpose will be taken by me
on the qualifications of one desiring permit her again to* occupy the “what possible good would such a
from parties so desiring.
positions for which she is so emi­ secret or knowledge, do any one?”
B urns - - _ _ _ O regon
1
Prices reasonable I believe in to engage in the profession?”
“Well, really, I presume there nently suited and qualified. You
“What good, whet good! why the
. the motto “to live and let live.”
L.
B.
C
ulp
.
call
your
lawyers
and
judges
smart
man
’s gone daft! but then a man
i
are
many
important
questions
to
Shop adjoining the Ware blaclt-
amithshop.
I be answered by an applicant for and talented. If such is the case uint a woman.”
I am not capable of judging cor
that honor,” said Jones
“Bah! anybody with “little*’ rectly the proceedings in the court
The railway mail service in
STOCK BRANDS.
W. L. MARSDEN, M D.
■ brains, can be a lawver,” said she, room.”
Eastern Oregon may very likely be
“Ah indeed,” said Jones, ‘ will improved soon, as Assistant Super­
i “all one wants is a little tact, and
Fhsician and Surgeon
i when before the examining board you kindly favor me with some cf intendent Waille has left for that
Burns.......................... Oregon.
answer the three essential ques your criticisms and objections?”
place, where he will investigate the
“Pouf!” said she, “the whole system of mail service on the route
tions.”
Office at Grace’s Drugstore.
“What are the three important thing is to ridiculous to deserve between Ontario and the interior of
questions to which you refer?” ask­ criticism, the idea, how awfully ab­ Harney county. He will return
surd ”
ed Jones.
about Saturday.—Telegram.
T. V B. EMBREE, M. I).
OHbcHt hl* rou'er« e o.< (he east Ide ot 811-
“
First,
”
said
she,
“
the
following
“
Why
I
am
sure,
’
’
said
her
hus
­
vie* River, ter. irilev below Hums
question will tie asked, viz: What band. “each lawyer as the suits are
is the first requisite to success in called takes up his case examines LAND OFFICE AT BURNS, OREGON,
the profession?’ ”
the witnesses, directs the attention
Gerald Griffin.
May 9, 1893.
“Ah.” said Jones, “certainly a of the jury to the main points at
ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR
FREE BRAND COLUMN.
Notice is hereby given that the following-
very necessary and important ques issue, etc.”
nomed settler has fl led notice of his infenlion
AT LAW.
to make ffual proof in supnort of his claim, and
Horn brand bar’en on left shoulder; Cult « tion.
But
can
you
give
me
the
“
Yes,
’
*
said
Sophie,
“
and
his
that said proof will he made before Register
bar ten on left hip and upper elip on both
Reee-ver at Burns Oregon, on June 27, 1893
B urns O regon .
care. T. A. McKinnon, Ruma Ore.
talk is so interesting that two thirds and
answer my dear?”
viz: C haki . ks R iggs .
Pre DS No. 228 for I .of* 1 and 2 and Eq NW
liardin A Ri’ev, rattle branded Von left aide
Will practice in all the Courts of the State
“The proper answer,” said she, of the jury are soon asleep and the >, Sec. 19 Tp. 21 8 R 31 F
Horae brand” left aide, f o. Burna.ort koi'
names the foil, wing witnesses to prove
“is, ‘always get the ‘retainer in judge making pictures on a slate.” hi* He continue-
* residence upen and cultivation
of said land, viz S. J. Mothershead. W. A.
>our
pocket
before
giving
the
“
Oh
Sophie,
Sophie!
”
said
Junes,
Goodman, K. W McCarty and John McNulty,
.1. C, Foley, cattle brand =x on riant aid*
all of Burn* Oregon.
Horae brand -on left ahoulder.
wouldhv client any information.’” “that’s too bad. too bad.”
M, R Biggs
J. B. HUNTINGTON, Regisier.
.1. A William* cattle brand, II., on left ril
“Good,” said Jones; “that’s busi
“Is it?” said she, “one lawyer
ATTORNEY - AT-LAW,
horse bread 71 on right a’tfle. P, O. Rile? Or
ness.
What
is
the
second
question?
”
will
demur, another offer objections,
NOTARY PUBLIC,
Horaea branded ) ( on left »tide. Cattle brand
a
third
move to ccntinue, a fourth LAND. OFFICE AT BURNS, OREGON,
“ What is the second essential
ANO
cd )-( on left hip Marlon Bunyard, PO Burn*
REAL ESTATE AGENT.
qualification in view, in order to be declare the whole thing irrelevant,
May 9, 1893.
Cattle dluinondon left hip; horse* CV on h
shoulder, Cliarle* H Voegtley. burn* Oregoi successful?’ ” said Mrs. Jones.
i
in
material
and
foreign
to
the
ques
­
Noliee i* hereby given that the following-
Office at Sheriffs Office,
named settler ba* fiivrt notice of hi* intention
“Well, what is the answer to tion under consideration, not to make fi >al »' oof in aupport of hi* claim, and
BURNS, — — - — - — - Oregon 1 Horae branded P on right ahoulder. cattle I
that Raid proof will be made before th* Register
on right hip. R. A. Hendrii ks. P.O. Laweu Or.
amounting to a row of green peas, and Receiver at Burr *. Oregon, on June 19, ¡898
that?” asked her husband
viz T homas V. It. F mbrek .
Horae brand 36 on left ahoulder. also threi
“The answer,” said Sophie, “is, dried peas or any body vise’s peas, IM No. 25 for th* NW> , See. 17 Tp. 24 E R32E.
dote .. in ah ape of triangle, cattle branded anmi
lie names the following witncsse* to prove
K. E. Grout Burn* Or.
‘study your client well, his dress. another over in the corner puts on hit continuous residence upon and cultiva'ion
GEO. S. SIZEMORE,
of
land, viz A. J. Wilson. T. A McKinnon
Mia* Ro*a Diikei eon Horae brand anvil ot
his eyeglasses looks around with an ami gaili
C. c. Kirkland, all of Bt.rn* Oregon, and
left »title. cattle branded bar R on left hip. I Ins face, his whole make-up so as
ATTORNEY,
W E. Alberson of Harnev Oregon
to determine about
J. 1! HUNTINGTON, Register.
much air of importance, and smiles his
B urns , ............................ O regon o Laweu Ore
(‘ollei-:i«>iis, I,and business, and Rea
.1. P Dickenson rattle brand J P connected o money he is willing or
approval,
then
casts
a
glance
back
to
put
left hip llorae brand anvil on left atilie I*.
I
Estate mutter |>roni|itlv intended to.
I.awen Ore
at what he considers the common
in the case.’ ”
Cattle brand figure 7on cither hip; mark light
OREGON.
‘That’s it, is it?” said Jones, herd.plainly indicating ‘see how LAND OFFICE April AT 18, BURNS,
crop off each ear. allp III each ear, and wet
18'3.
figure 7 on either hip “Well Doth of these questions refer smart I am.’ The judge rules he
Notice 1* her< bv given that the following
II. Bunyard.Hum* Ore.
TONSORIAL PARLOR, on left Jaw. Horae J. brand
named settler ha* filed notice of hi* p'tentio
will
do
just
as
he
‘
damp
’
plaeses
in
to
the
money
part
of
a
case.
What
to
rtHke final pr<x>f in support of his claim, mu'
Geo «'i llama, horae* and mu'e* brande
JOHN ROBINSON
P rop
I hat .aid proof will be made before Register
rounding W , ,.u right »title P O. Kiley Ore.
is the third and last important I spite of all the mothers and old and Receiver at Burn* Oregon, on May 27, 18.'..
A n.tin Goodman.
women in Harney county, orders an I viz- II. S. William
question and answer?”
No. 217 ior the E‘q N W1,; aud Lot* 2 «lid
Everything in my line guaranteed
3. Sec. 7. Tp. 24 8 R 31 E
“The applicant is asked,” said adjournment for drinks and dinner, He name* the fo lowing witneese* to prove
to be done satisfactorily.
hi* continuous residende upon and enliivath n
she, “ ‘What is the third most im­ requests the deputy sheriff to wake oi
W N, Jorgensen
»aid land, viz J- *eph P, Garred, Th. * Mc­
1’he only place in Burns you
Cormick. Milton Rigg* and Claudius McGee, alt
up
the
jury,and
all
go
down
town.
”
portant
qualification
of
a
successful
can g.*t bat Its.
of Burnt. Oregon.
, ,
J. B H untington . Register.
Jones is thunderstruck, horrified
lawyer?’ The answer is. ‘Bleed
your victim just as long as he has and asks his wife it she isn’t some-1
a dollar he is willing to put in the what demented
Ask Your Dealer For
“No,” said she, “it’s you men that
case.
“Well I declare!” laughed Jones. are ‘soft.’ After dinner the case is,
X
“And these three questions proper- 'again, taken up, one lawyer forgets
Iv answered make a man a iaw- a letter he wants to read as evidence
I
in the case left it on a table in his
yo."
RATHEMBONK I s Miarte from EuwiweleU
Jewelry.
ulllwcMIun-'K own toughest, ami »tronin-M
“That’s what,” said Sophie. room among other letters, a legal
olle lualcrlaL
Itisi weariii« whip» anulo
*>r •••«■. &•<-, lAr, «1.W«. •i.M and Building north of tho Items office
“
The
lawyers in the couri room I friend proffers his services, services
I.A4».
Alt *Ayl<-* tor rtnt-gy, Cart. Track,
FEATHERIOIE. His goods and work are guarnii take the front seats near the judge accepted, letter described, and the I
TO1» BALIl MT
teed to l»e first class and at livinj, and jury, the sensible people take legal friend quickly disappears on
J C. Welcome Burns Ore.
prices. Call and see him
the back seats and take items, his errand. Catch a woman doing
And isn't it remarkable, the air of such a trick!”
piNAI. PROOF.
“Such a trick as* what?” said U. 8 L an » Orric», st Burn*, Oregon. April W.
importance assumed by the judge
1888.
Jones
and lawyers ’’
I
Notice is hereby given that the
“Why,” said Sophie, ‘‘sending named settler has filed notice of hie V’’.',
“Just so,” said Jones, “the front
to make final proof in support of hl*
fol i at alogue
F* M a for Daniel F Seat? I is the place for the law yers.and the either a man or woman, friend or that laid proof will be made before the K k
JOB WORK DONE,
W aahington. New Jei»e>.
ter and Receiver, at Burn*. Oregon, on Jia»
judge should l»e on the bench, and foe, to rummage through her letters, 25 1898. viz John Jaequemaw
Pre. No. 275, for the 8W«4 Sec. 12. Tp. 23, 8 8
----- [o]—o—(o]------
the idea.”
the jury near the judge.”
30 jr
_
BEAHrSORCANS,^
He name* th* following witnesses uWo'Jn
"This lawyer mv dear,” said i his
AT THE
“The judge always sits on a hard
ontinnotis restdence
hti < onttnnon*
residence upon,
upon «nd < ton
*a<d. land viz Cbaa y^.'f’-.Zrrl.ii .1)
said Sophie; “this Jones, “is not so foolish a» to have t of
bnrg. Chris I ar kman and W. H CaMwell. all
HERALD OFFICE.
' f»»r «
Aurvwi Hun ballici F. ikait' wooden bench,”
i Maa b i ufi vu New Jtrwy.
is right, just and proper, Itecauee sent a woman, but a man he can ot Burr s, Oregon. J. B. HvNTtNGTON. Regis’*r
if he wm allowed a cushioned( trust.”
easy, comfortable chair, the la>rd i “That’s it is it? a man he can
CRAP
only knows how long he would be trust. Irecause he knows most men
SUBSCRIBE FOR
clearing the docket."
are mullet heads. If there should
■ ■
A N
"
“But.’ said Jones, “if women ,
anything curious or feminine
advertise in were judges and lawyers, things about the superscription of any of
BF8T IM THF. WOBLI»-
It* w cario* qvalili«a*r.
.*
“THE HERALD,”
would move like clock work and his let era a smart woman would uUaatia«
two
w L«-W* IN »-
tod by boat. K*«.KT THE «EM t *y
BURNS,
-
-
-
UEEORIW all cases s^teedily disposed of.
FOR SALE BT DEA..FRS GENERALLY.^
soon know the contents.”
S D Hill.
I
F or S ale . —Three lots with a
Mrs. Jones.
WHIPS.
5
mu
FRAZERÂÏ&
I
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