-
IS IT
elect two ladies to fill the exalted
HAS IT PONE
CAN' >T DO
Having purchased the entire stock formerly belonging to Ca)
position of couucij-women?”
‘ Yes indeed,” said Jones, “and
Geer, comprising all lines of
The original and only Compound
WEDNESDAY MARCH 1. 1R S
you had better go immediately and
Oxygen Treatment, that of Drs.
HARDWARE, CRCKERY, GLASSWARE, TINWARE,
consult Judge Miller on the matter. Starkey & Palen, ¡8 a scientific ad
Mr. Jonei I)l*cuH<M*a the School anti
STO\
HARDWARE, SUNDERIES, & CARPENTERS TOOU
He is a lawyer and can tell you justment of the elements of Oxygen
Town Election.
just how to proceed to get your ob and Nitrogen magnetized; and the
I offer the same for sale at greatly reduced prices for CASH.
“Nebby,” said Mrs Jones, (Jones, ject accomplished.”
compound ¡8 socondensed and made
C. H. VOEGTLEY.
given name is Nebbici and Mrs. I Without
_____ any further ado Mrs portable that it is sent all over the
Jones sometimes calls him Nebby I Jones prepared to go out and left at ; world.
fur short) “next Monday is the the house humming “in the sweet
It has been in use for over twenty
school election and the (lay fo’low- bye anil bye. ” In about an hour1 years; thousands of patients have
ing is the town election. Am I cor- Jones heard footsteps on the stairB been treated, and over one thous
| which he rightly guessed tube his and physicians have used it and
red?”
said
wife’s. She burst into the roorr. ex recommended it—a very significant
“Correct as pie madam, ’
Proprietor.
JOHN SAYER,
claiming, oh, my poor head! and
Jones.
fact.
“Now Jones,” said she, “talk sen-1 that horrid man! Oh mercy! mv
“Compound Oxygen—Its Mode
Situated on Silvies river 1 mile East of Burns, near the bridge
I really de- head, my head! That contemptible of Action and Results,” is the title
Bible, for once, because
1
man!
sire to d<> so mvself and —
of a book of 200 pages, published
“What’s the matter with your by Drs. Starkey A Palen, which Customers wi.l receive GOOD FLOUR ic
“Great Scott worn a u!” said
Jon«», “chestnuts! Did a woman head.” said Jones, “did you slip gives to all inquirer full informa Good Wheat
ever think otherwise but that she and fall on the ice my dear?”
tion as to this remarkable curative
“Fall on the ice!” said she, “oh 1 agent and a good record of surpris
talked sensible.”
STOCK BRANDS.
“How provoking you are.” said my head! You men are all brutes. ing cures in a wide range of chron
she. “Jones will women be allow I am suffering with neuralgia.”
W. L. MARSDEN, M. D.
ic eases—many of them after being
“
I
am
very
sorry
my
dear.
”
said
ed to vote at this election? You
abandoned to die by other physi Physician and Susreon
know bow interested the ladies of, Jones, “it is a very sudden attack cians.
......
Burns.......................... Oregon.
Burns are, both in the e ducational ' isn’t it? But what horrible man do
Will be mailed free to any ad
advancement and the progression : you have reference to, and what dress on application.
Office at Grace’s Drug Store.
i
success with Judge Miller?”
of our thriving little city.”
D rs . S tarkey
P alen ,
“Don’t mention that man tome,” 1529 Arch St., Philapelphia, Pa.
“Yes madam,” said Jones, “you
said
she’ “oh mv poor head!
can begin voting at six o'clock a
| 120 Sutter St , San Francisco, Cal.
T. V. B. EMBREE, M. D.
“Why,” lie sai<L
Office at his roii'ert e o.. the east Ide oi Sil-
m. and continue voting until six p
i Please mention the H erald .
vies River, ter. niles below Burna.
“Oh don’t mention it.' He’s not |
in. and lie sure that each of you
get in as many votes apiece, aspos bigger than a pound of soap ami I |
sib|e, because its your last show till felt like taking hold of him, and.
Gerald Griffin«
S. B. McPHEETERS M. D.
another annual election rolls round. giving him just two good jerks there
FREE BRAND COLUMN.
Each of von haye a pit hfork or a wouldn’t have been enough left of Physician & Surgeon. ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR
Hora brand bar ten on left shoulder; CaRI,
AT LAW.
carving knife, a greasy dish rag or him to make a greasy spot.”
bar ten on left hip and npte- elip on botk
ears. T. A. McKinnon, Burna Ore.
A
graduate
of
the
Iowa
State
"But mv dear,” said Jones, “the
a squalling baby to stand off the
B urns O regon .
Hnrdin & Riley, cattle branded Von left aids
University and College of Physi
Judge
is
u
gentlemen,
he
certainly
men— a squalling baby is proffer
j Will practice in all the Courts of the State. Horae brandT leftside, p. o. Burna,Oregon
cians anti Surgeons.
able, that would just take the eiikr, idid not insult you, did he?’’
Oilice at residence in Burns.
J. C, Foley, cattle brand =• on right aid*.
“Insult me!” said she, “oh the
no man could sta'id that exciting
Horae brand = ou left ahoulder.
I
iiiv
pastime in which babies indulge, so little wretch. He said, oh,
M, R Biggs
J. A. Williams cattle brand, 11., on left rib
I
you can vote to your hearts con head! Why he said— “rats.”
horse brand 71 on right stifle. P, O. Riley Or.
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
PAINTING.
Jones tumbled from his chair to
tent, and in counting the votes get
NOTARY PUBLIC,
Horses branded )-( on left stifle. Cattle brand,
-4 .»w
.........
. .
into a squabble throw the whole the floor his mirth was not of the
ed )-( ou left hip. Marion Bunyard, PO Burns.
AND
House, sign and carriage paint
thing overboard, and maybe you temperate sort. Mrs. Jones lied
REAL ESTATE AGENT.
Cattle diamond on left hip: horses CV on lei
shoulder. Charles H. Voegtley. Burns Oregon
can liuve a special election the | from the room and in less time than ing.Kalsoming, decorating, graining,
Office at Sheriff’s Office,
branded P on right shoulder, csttie F
week following consequently an- lit takes to write it, the chairs were and hard oil finishing.
BURNS,---------- _ _ _ Oregon on Horse
righthip. R. A. Hendricks. P.O. I.awen Or.
dancing
a
waltz,
the
dishes
in
the
other opportunity to exercise your
Cows, horses or anything suited
Horse brand 36 on left shoulder, also thte*
cupboard keeping time to the action my purpose will be taken by me
right of suffernge ”
dots.', in shapcof triangle, cattle branded same,
E.
E. Grout Burns Or.
“Well but.’’inquired Mrs Jones of the chairs, the stove pipe became from parties so desiring.
GEO. S. SIZEMORE,
Prices reasonable 1 believe in
Miss Rosa Dickenson Horse brand anvil on
innocently, “are we allowed to vote detached the room speedily filled the motto “to live and let live.”
'eft stifle. Cattle branded bar R on left hip. P’
ATTORNEY,
O. I.awen Ore.
more than one time at the same with smoke and Jones almost ex |
L. B. C ulp .
B urns .................................. O regon . J. P Dickenson rattle brand J P connected on
hausted with laughter and suffocat-|
Collections, Land business, and Real left hip. Horse brand anvil on left stifle. P. o.
election?”
I.awen Ore.
Estate
matter promptly attended to.
“(’ertninly madam,” said Jones, ed with smoke, rolled himself out
Cattle brand figure 7 on either hip: mark lig
•I
crop off ea< h ear. slip in each ear, and wattle
“Don’t Mrs. Lt use and her male into the hall got on his feet and]
on left jaw. Horse brand figure7on either hip.
went out on the
porch to cool .
helper, Mr. Weaver, say that wo- wrnunintu
m< back
■
J. H. Bunyard.Burns Ore.
TON
SORI
AL
PARLOR,
l/nr-nnt,,.! L I. K ’>! 1 HO C 1 Tl M C ” Of lDOUC
men s privileges should he unliinit- oil and kick himself for his unseem- 1
j-ir'HriiOi/ITINE refunduZ
Pn.it> 1 Geo william!«, hora«« and mule» branded
JOHN ROBINSON
1 1 K<n ’ rouuding-W, on right alide P O. Riley Ore.
B S old ex a
eil9 and if that is the cam* I’m sure lv conduct, Jones felt mean be
i
POSITIVI
•ause lie felt that he was responsi
CJARAMTC3
she should exercise her right.”
i
to cura tiny form
Everything in my line guaranteed
c. i nervo: t nlscaeO
'■Really Nebby,” sal <1 she, “1 i ble for that attack of nueralgia and
3 or an f disorder oí
to be done satisfactorily.
W- N, Jorgensen
think such a proceeding would be his wife was suffering for his follv.
the g.'tii : alive o.-
jf^"The
only place in Burns you
X
g?.:i « of cAbersex,
A \
V lief..er arisiu;-
unreasonable and common sense Butthe women will ask.whatbecame
can get baths.
fr ..lib-excessive
1
RLfiJKE
V
3ol b..:nulaal.
b..mutant., - AFTER
i; avf
teaches me that we should handle of Mrs Jones. She wtis in bed and RCFOHE
Tobacco or Oplu a.crtlirotigh joitaful ludlscw-
H..»» ov
.w r
rin
fu’- - »nr'.'.Zc
«IH lì
L p M of
Of Train
ITHIII
inJuli
nee, ¿.c , . out
h »IS
ns L^as
our rights tempt rately and not car I one of the children bathing her tion,
Fewer, Wii'.u'f -'.nt-st, I eu: .c; «town Fains in th«
ry anything to extremes The | liead with the St. Jacobs Oil, this back,Sememi Wo.ikt’efs,liysteiia. Nervous 1’r >s-
t rut Ion, N > turnal 1". :ii rions, le cerrhtra. Dlz- Ask Your Dealer For
XV -r'i Re rm- -, I. "«<-f powcrand Impo- :
squalling l>al>v, dish rag and car made Jones feel still more con- .< .iness,
icy, V. ’ : '1 ii i:.-«-Le loftc-a li a .to premature
u ro a." I i: -<iu'tv. Tries f &0 a box. 6 boxes
V'liu knife, we will leave at liome tcmptible ami he silently registered c!<
/.irf'.'X'. .-’I’t Inin 1 o-irecci: • c' p-ice-
A
U •’ 1 f < 7'
" Ml AN " i K is given for
without
,an
oath,
that
he
would
never
again,
ami quietly cast our votes
C'ery I.Y.Ot'n’cr re.-ofv'1, t >rcfvn l the mouey if
TRADÌ KAKK.
a Ferninnent c :ro fi ni t. effect’ d. We ha'O
undue display of arrogance or be guilty of a like offense,
thon-anffsof testimonisi« f-n'so'd end young,
L ateh . — Next morning Jones e( both »ex ■«. v hobavo been por->anently err« 4
Jewelry.
pride, but we shouhl have an inde
I y thenso i ! .«-.hrtHlitina. Circular tree. Addrc-t FE 1T1IERBOXE I» made from Enameled
auille—nature'» own touchent, and strongest
pemlt nt bearing, an erect carriage timidly entered the dining room
TH* A-“iRO
CO.
Building north of the Items office.
Box 27- i ' outlamj . Oa.
anil an expression on t lie face plain at breakfast time, not knowing how W eatern Branch.
• l.AO. All styles for Buggy, Cart, Track, His goods and wort are guaran
- FEATHERBOME. teed to be first class and at living
lv signifying (his is a« it should
i......... he would be received, but felt won i For Sale it the Grace Drug Store
FOIA CÄZVX.T7 BY
seeing
Mrs.
i
h ive bein since Eve ate of the for- derfullv relieved on
prices. Call and see him.
J C. Welcome Burns Ore.
bidden fruit? und compelled poor Jones i sitting at the head of the
¡table, smiling and seemingly in
Adam to swallow Ins portion
He ventured to
“I until rstand vou to say.” Mrs. | her usual health.
I
ía
n Da
e» Dx
m p* m
“
I
hope
you
are
quite well this
Jones “that the squalling baby w ill sav,
L;r catalogue
Ex-Mayor Daniel F- Beaty
*
Washington, New Jersey,
be left at homo. I’rav • tell me in ( I
blesotne neuralgia all gone.
whose care?”
•
JOB WORK DONE,
■Ar«
“W hy.” sail! she,“ourdear ‘hub- ! “Oh, ves;” said she, “I feel bet-1
t k •
I
be«*
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ter
than
I
have
for
months;
and
I
I ies will »ee to the tieur little dar
V » a
- —• *
— --»-» F-
V
Rg>
for catalogee Adre««, Hon • Dauiel
Beatty
lings which yell know is quite a was taught a valuable lesson yes The sne-
of this Ore«* fongh Cure fa
AT THE
Washington New Jersey.
without
a
p
.rallel
in
th«
history
of
medicine.
and
one
that
I
will
never
tient to them, and how awfully nice terday
Alldruggi* ar- authorised toaell iton a po»-
HERALD OFFICF.
it will be, for us to aland on the forget, A woninn’s place is at itiv«Rna-a list that no otherc re can
Mceessful!. tir-l. That it may become
SUBSCRIBE FOR
Milt -walk anti tliscuss ptilitics at home, of that 1 am convinced, and. known. th«> I’rupr «ter», at an enormous ex
------- AND——
pense.
are
t»i
>,
n;
a
-Ample
Bc.itle
Frew
Into
the same tune hear baby up stairs also, I am now sutistied I have the every home .r. the United States «nd Canada.
ADVERTISE IN
If you hav* i C. i’.’h. Sore Thrust, or Bron
laisin^ er.it». while its dear p ipa beat husband ou earth.
chi! s, use it. for it will cure you. If your
n
AXLE
“THE HERALD,”
Jones not exactly comprehend -hit! h*» G Croup. or Whooping'"ongh. use
talk« baby talk anti sings lullaby
BURNS,
-
-
-
OREOna
.»promptly, ar d relief ia «urr. If you dread
nGREASE .
2__
______
songs to quiet the dear little off ing what might be hidden behitul tn ,t iti«i.l.<' . <•;. < «•• Con-uor.ption, use it.
t-k yo'ir Druggist for BHILOH’B CURE,
nt.NT IN THE WOBEI».
relief for
an<l
« Ptice>L BY
spring. t)h, oh oh! wont that be the smiling countenance of his wife F’ice!«ct«. ct«. and fl. 00. If your Lungs
Caro
I'll«*-
li j tr-»rin« inai it iva »re nnsurnaaaed. »ctoni’y
evtl
V»:
in«
IVO
böse«
of
any
other
brand
No.
are
«-'-e
or
‘
t.-k
iatne.
Shiloh's
Porous
,
u«e
jollv? Mr. Jones, don’t you think ate his breakfast in silence and tie i I liter. F- ■ ,-ts. r._
• Csrled tybeau ir«FTTHF.«EJH INF.
For sal« by
Drug-
*'
-----
P HStl.F nr DEALERS GENERALLY, gyr
it would !>e an excellent idea to i parted.
gists and D.-Xon.
I
The Herald.
f
I
I
i
i
J
burns F lour 4 saw M ill
I
The Celebrated French Cure,
1 (»UÄCCl > UI V^lJl «U .t, v.1 no uo(«t y v>«i
. w
(
WHIPS
. .. . ""v
\
SHILOH’S
,r,H- GOH SUMPTION
CURE.
BEATTY'S PIANOS®
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