ast ÿrcgon BURNS. HARNEY COUNTY, OREGON. MARCH 23, 1892. NO. 2ft (The coat fit J« bnson like a bag.) “Well here’s your ten dollars.” “Mr. Shonson, buy von of dose nice hats fur a dollar mid a haluf und 1 vount feel der loss on der coat so much." "I don’t want your hats ” “Don’t you v int a pair of 8118 ponders vat vill vare twenty years for 25 cents?” tor’s conversation it seems he con- sane, ami he ha«i by his strung«» aiders that he is a victim of a huge actions badly frightene«! his wife conspiracy which began with his and other members of the family, ElU'M AM, l’Altr-iOE THE Wdlll.l) arrest for irregularities in the in- j His father-in-law, Mr. Ulrich, be­ L BYRD & SON. surance matter. He appears to sought Constable Willyim Fleming us and P roprietors . class the Dunton family as the chief to arrest Pritchard an«l heagree«! to conspirators. A young woman who do so. lie found Pritchard in a ntllTION RATES: has done considerable work as a store, ami told him h«> had come to »3.00 .1.50 t MoutM. typewriter for Dr. Scudder, says; arrest him. Pitcbard resisted, and . .75 tree Months 2.50 ■e Year (in advance) “I have had plenty of oppertinities Fleming commanded him to throw IAL1» <’ LUD 1.1 ST “ N«i ” to study him, ami I believe that he up his hands, but he refused, and urpei’s- Magazine.............. 5.0<‘ Lou Bluff Witness as ‘ Don ’ t you vaunt a ----- a ------ . 5.2< arper’.s Weekly ' is perfectly sane. He is a smart I thrust one hand into the pocket of R 5.2f Jiirper’x Bazar caM * es a Wonderful Mv gootness, gracious, he vas gone! man, but inelined to be disagreeable his overcoat as if to draw a pistol, riber.< r»Ma 3.7.r arper’.M Young People co. 1 »Id at ____ Cyclopedia, 2.9’ len’ii . .jniiold Ma Dat Mr. Shonson is a curious man; and dictatorial.”—East Oregon- i leming immediately fire«! three acb a«Wfttoiiiii volume after Vol. I. 55 cents Sale. e tee i cents extra ner volume, postage. he don’t vaunt nottings but vat he ian. i shots, all of which pierce«! Pritch­ Décru J^Copiea of all the above works can be ex vaunts, don ’ t you see? ” ard’s body. He foil dead. Flem­ I 1 was cordially greeted by mv load at Iv.aurc in the Reading Room 'urn! HIS WIFE ANI» CUCUMBEK8. ming gave himself up, but was ex “ Mr. S.ieigelhemer. I just picked Ol«l friend Speigelheimer tester- Ito« Hag TMldBM|iBhe:R of periodicals are s.di fine six- 2 ivk 1 1 mo department. The idea was suggest ­ teen dollar offercoats for t\ji dollar, county. He was unarmed when Mr. Bluff?” » 2 50 »5 00 1 OU <1.50 ed by a letter he recently received und der vas no cue before der six! killed, and Fleming is centure«! fur "Nothing of any moment.” 24.00 5.U0 8.00 82.00 <. CO 10 00 from a man out west, who experi shooting to «luickly. Mr. Ulrich, ‘Moment, that means right Moses, come here, quviek!” 4 s. 00 2.00 15.00 K0.00 merited with some of the cucumber 16.00 28.00 row about however, says he, ami not Fleming, "Veil vat is all der away, quviek, don’t it, Mr. Bluff? no oo ;,o oo 40.00 1 seeds sent him by the department is t«» blain*, as he told the latter “It means, in the sense I have fadder?" at the instance of his representative Six dollar! ' Pritchard was armed, — Dalles “ Look at dot tag! JOB WORK used it, nothing worth mentioning ” in congress. It appears the farmer Mountaineer. “Oh, yes I see; vat you don’t Vat does dat mean?" ( every d<> icription executed with neatness planted the cucumber see«! an«! his id despatch , at reasonable rates we haf no “ It means, fadder, vant to speak about you yust keep Pamphlets Posters, 1 irculara. It Ohl Have a Meriouii Look. Letter Heads. furiler use for dat tag! You had wife afterwaril died from eating bill Heads, secret, don’t it, Mr. Bluff?” r Cards, TlcKets, Note Heads, some of the cucumbers. The farm ­ Dodgers, Etc. better burn it up.”^ Invitations. “That’s it.” Tliere was once a man who bad ‘ Moses, go and figure up der er in his letter to Secretary Rusk “Oxcuse me, M.’. Bluff, dor vas a Ln is kept regnlariv on C’e for ru­ le Geo. I’. Rowell Newspaper Ad- a wooden leg. The man was i an profits for yesterday, und don’t quit said : customer." reau, 10 Spruce st.. New York. oilier in the Union army, He had Yon blamed • cucumbers robbed “Goot morning, goot morning. til! you get done.” iye of my wife, so, instead of send- lost his leg at Sharpsburg, But ” Mr. Shonson; haf you offer seen so ; ‘‘All right, dear fauder. Mig me cucumber seec seeds this spring, the wooden leg was such a good ' . ... T mis FICIAL DIRECTORY cold a schnap in all your oxperi I “My. gootness, Mr \'>r- 1 Send me another wife. There are a .............. i bust me higher’n a kite in for years number of likely women in your line that its owner still passed for a once?” biped, even among some of hn in­ national : i if I don’t stop giving away every- department. “Hardly ever.” Benjamin Harrison In reply Secretary Rusk said he timate friends l.evi P. Morton nt “Step up to der stove, Mr. Shon­ ting for notting?" James G Blaine Sta'e One dav a runaway negro, a con­ “You are altogether too liberal ! had nn appropriation from which ___________ Treasury Charles Foster. son, und get varm " John W. Noble eciwtary of w a r traband, strol ed into campanil the Red field Proctor “I want to look at a cheap spring I 1 “Vouldn’t I make a good pension he «•■mid draw money to send a wife [ Navy Benjamin F. Tracer commissioner for der soldiers, Mr I to the widower, but suggested that oflieer engaged him as his body serv­ Jeremiah M. Rusk overcoat.” I Agri« ultore, Wm. II. Miller ¡eneral th«’ latter come to Washington ami ant. General John Wanamaker “Do you vant von for about four­ Bluff?” After looking long upon the wine STATE—OREGON : “I believe you would do the square pick out one for himself. The sec­ .1. N D.ilh., teen dollar?” « I ITI retary informed bis correspondent one night at a little dinner, the of­ J. II. Mitch® "No, I want a ten-dollar coat " ’ thing by the old boys.” R. Rinser Hermen n D.Sylvester Pennover r “Of course I vould. I vould gif that be has in the department some ficer came home to his tent, lie "Oh my, oh mv, how unlucky; f State “ R Geo. W. McBride R Phil. Metschan. I am vust out of ten dollar offer- ’em all a tousand dollar und throw beautiful maidens, many sprightly called his contraband to help him <• Instruction R J. B. McElroy widows, and several well-seasone«! pull off bis boots Frank Bakei coats; but 1 haf some of the loveli­ in Alaska to boot by shimney.” 1 R 8. Bean. “Now, Sam," he said, “be careful. “Well must Ue off. So good day.” I ok! maids. . Wm. P. Lord est offercoats you efl'er seen for ' W W. Thaver Oi.e of these boots is tight, and it “Don’t forget to stop in ven you Rtuben 8. Strahn. swelve dollar!” ’most pulls mv leg out to get it off IXTII JUDICIAL district : Garza WantM •<> Surrender. "1 want a ten-dollar coat or none are in a hurry un«i vaunt a shirt M. D. C lifford ige D Besides, I feel fathers flimsy." | for fifty cents ” torney C has F. H yi » e at all.” .0 esentätive D. 8. D ustin ID). ‘Tse alius keerful, boss,” replied SAN A ntonio , Texas, March 10. “I won’t. Good day.” ..(D) H enry B lackman “Oh my! Moses, come here Sum, and he carefully removed th« “Goot dav."—Lou Bluff in Chica­ —It was learned here to-day that COUNTY—U ARNEY : quviek!” Robert Sornmarlin, the attorney of J first boot. W m . M iller > ID) ,■ “Vat ish all der trouble, fadder?” go Blade. CD) .W. E. G race Alejandro Gonzales, fatbe -in-law of: When the contraband began to T. H. R oberts (D) “Vy, Mr. Shonson vants a ten- ID) T. A. M c K innon Catarino Garza, is negotiating with pull at the other boot the oflieer • ID) A. A. C owing THE INSANMTY INtEGE. .ID). W. E. A lberbon dollar offercoat und ve haf notting ■Gov. J. 8 Hogg for the surrender: loosened th«« strap of the wooden ■rintendent C hab .N ku ell scheaper than swelvt dollar in der T hob . G. D obson C hicago , Mir. 8. —Dr. Henry M. ¡of the revoluti »nary leader to the | leg a little. Sain pulle«l hard, and W m . A ltnow store.” thigs came with a rush. Lytle Howard. “Oh, yes, we haf; up stairs, you Scudder, who is charged with mur­ I state authorities, and it is expected "There! There! I told you to dering his mother-in law. and who the formal action will take place in IBIARNEY U. 8. LAND OFFICE: know!” be careful.” shouted the oflieer an J. B. H untington “Sure enough, I forgot dot! Rnn i is confine»! in the detention bospit the course of a few days. Mr Som- ...H arrison K kllky the leg came off “I was afraid up, Moses, und get von You see. al’pending examination as to his I marlin baa returned from Austin. | you’d pull that leg off.” SOCIETIES. Mr. Shonson, dev ver fourteen dol­ sanity, seized a heavy chair yester­ where he had a prolonged interview Sam saw the leg protruding from lar und I marked shem down to day afternoon and with a powerful i with the governor and Adjt.-Gen. ■ri.VA REBECCA Degree No. 43. the top of the boot he had pullc«l ^^^^■verv 1st and 3d Wedncsdav ten dollars und t«x>k them upstairs swing brought it down on the head Mabry relative to the treatment • B elle G ekb , N. O. of a defenseless lunatic. The vic­ ¡of peaceable citizens by the United- off. und forgot all about it." His eyes bulged out like a lob “Why did you take them up tim dropped as if he ha»l been shot States, troops and the proposed but -[ A. O. U. W. Burns Ixxlge, No 47 star ’s, an«l he yelled just once as In­ ami the doctor was proceeding to render of Garza, who, heannounced Iwvery 1st and 3d Thursdays stairs^at all for?” H. A. D illard , M. W. sprung from the door. “I vill visper you a secret, hut kill him when the attendants rush« d was willing to give himself up if ‘ Iaiinine g«>, lemnie go!” he don’t say nottings! I vas keeping up and seize«! him. It required assurance was given him that ‘he M'RNONiA HONOR Lodge. No. 3, shrieked, as he dashed throgh tin­ the combined strength of three men would not he turned over to the iver» 2d and 4th Monday. dose coats for a rush." M asía K kllt , C of H group outside. “I never «lone nuflin, to disarm the physician and put Mexican authorities. “Oh, that’s it.” ’f«»re Gawd, I never «lone nuflin!” NEY LODGE, NO. 77, I. O O F. “Moses, are you sure you haf one him in his cell. When asked why at Odd Fellow* Hall, every Saturday And he was still yelling when h* An Infuri únate Killing. J ohn W S a yer , N. G. of dose fourteen dollar coats vol I he assulted the lunatic he said, disappeared. They never saw him kb . Treaa “Voices told me to do it, because in camp again.— Boston Herald. marked down for ten-dollar?” B oise C ity March 7.—Full par­ ARNEY POST NO. 48, O. A. R. the man was in league with mv wife “ Yes, fadder." Wry let and 3d Wednesday of each, and others against me." His son ticulars concerning the unfortunate Odd Fellows’ Hall. All Comrade, “Try it on Mr. Shonson.” standing invited. killing at Oreana of Sam J. Pritch­ “Oh. my gootness! Mr. Bluff, and father called to see him this ard, deputy United States marshal morning He seemed pleased to li. 8. MAI IA. cotne here und see vat a fit. Did and secretary of the Republican ■ urn *— valb : you effer see anyting like dot? I see his son but would not speak to HINT IM THB WOBin and departs dally, Mondays excepted. state central committee, were re­ Hr *. aria