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About East Oregon herald. (Burns, Grant County, Or.) 1887-1896 | View Entire Issue (July 1, 1891)
1891, Haarer’s Magazu illustrated P. F. STENGER. Plcwaaat Paragraph«. Krom tbo We«t Shore: Agent—I am informed, sir, that you are about to build a new house, and I should like to sell you a book Ho a»»» Eithsr R1«M “I tell you, langh an you will, Mr. on architecture. Softy has a clear head.” Mr. Suburb—Don’t want it. “Indeed!” Agent—It may save you a lot of “Yes, clear of all brains.” money, sir. May I inquire what Ethel—Why, are you you so fool-, sort of a house vou intend to erect? Mr. 8—I have accepted a plan for inh as to be afraid of the dark? I IJttle «i«ter[who has been there] ’Deed it is. Why, the atrvAs is bent ’most double with age Foreman—Where «hall I put thia report of the prize fight Ditor—Put it alongside of Rev. Dr Goodman’« MTtnon Then peo ple can read the prize fight while pretending to rend the rermon. Mrs. Bron» I on Wv must call on our new neighbors as soon as they get settled. Mr B—Who are they? 1 don’t know. Have you seen them? No. Then what do you know al<out them. Every bit of their furniture was cwvervd with canvas The impoo America. Dy The.>dore Child, will b* in Harper * Magazine during the - of the year 1891. She articlea on ifornia, bv Cliarle* Dudley Warner. be aontinued Among other not**JJBfQ- traction« will be a novel by Chtrli, • craddiM-k; a collection of origins! dr,rlffi W. M. Thackeray, uow published for time; a novel written and illustrate du Maurier; a novellette by Will' Howells; and a aerie* of paper* of ■ Loudon by Walter Besant. In the uumtier and variety of ill per* and other articleao «ubjectsoi tere*t. a* well a«in the unrivalled *•__ its short stories, poonie. etc , HaRrtii zine will continue to maintain tbit JW oxcellenee forwhicb iteu •« o*S tingui* lied Vf ALMEDA A. STENGER C*m.it branded n Left aide; cirele- A Split in s*’*» r. Combine* the juice of the Blue Fig* of California, so laxative and nutritious, with the medicinal virtues of plants known to be most beneficial to the human system, forming the ONLY PER FECT REMEDY to act gently yet promptly on the •) KIDNEYS, LIVER AND BOWEL? — AND ano Tl>~- to — Cleanse the Systeru Effectually, — SO THAT - PURE BLOOD, REFRESHING SL. EP. HEALTH and STRENCTH Per Year: Pensions, HARPER’S MAGAZINE HARPER’S WEEKLY THE DISABILITY BILL IS A HARPER’S BAZAR.................. HARPER’S YOUNG PEOPLE LAW. Postage Free to all Subscribe Soldiers disabled since the war are United States. Canada, or Mexico. Entitled Dependent widows and Parent* now de pendent whose sons died from the effecra of army service are included. If you wish vour claim speedily and successfully prose- uted, address J AMES TANN k R, Naturally follow. Every one is using it and all are delighted with it. Ask youi druggist for SYRUP OF FIGS. Manu factured only by the Late CommiMioner of Pension«. 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L*' Range—Grant county, Oregon. P. O,—Burna, Grant county, Oregon. urbs and start an annex. Inquiring Lady—Do you always drink beer when you are thirsty? Baron Snickensuta—No, ma’am, I alvay drinks vater ven I am thirs- dy, shust the same as you do. Then when do you drink beer? Brown—These large cabinet ma The rest of the dime. chines take up a great deal of space. I wish somebody would invent a City Boarder—I notice you keep typewriter that one can hold on 11Ì8 a big bar of soap outside by the knee. pump. It ia for the farm hands I —Smith—Ive got one. presume? Rural Hostess—Yes, farm hands Miss Twilling—I suppose you remember, Mr. Calloway, that last and faces. night, in spite of mv fruitless strug A married man says there is gen gles, you bad the effrontery, sir, to erally music in the heir about two actually kiss me. Calloway (meekly)—Yes, I re o’clock in the morning—S. F. News- Letter. member the circumstance. 9100 Kewartl. $IOO. Miss Twilling—Well, if you think you are going to repeat that opera The readers of T he H erald will tion in the hall to-night, you are much mistaken. I don’t propose be pleased to learn that there is at to leave this room all the evening least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all “Mamma.” asked benny,‘ why its stages, and that is Catarrh. do you preserve cats?” Hall’s Catarrh Cure is the only pos “What on earth do you mean?’' itive cure now known to the medic “I heard you tell Mrs. Garlick al fraternity. Catarrh being a con about putting catsup in bottles.” stitutional disease, requires a con Benedict (to editor)—I always stitutional treatment. Hall’s fa thought you were mairied till you tarrh Cure is taken internally, act vou offered prizes for a word con ing directly upon the blood and test mucous surfaces of the system, Editor—Well—er—I don’t quite thereby destroying the foundation see how our prize offer oould en of the disease, and giving the patient lighten you on that point. strength by building up the con Benedict—Don't, eh? Why, man stitution and assisting nature in alive, we married men don’t have doing its work. The proprietors to offer prizes tor word contests; we have so much faith in its curative get 'm free. powers, that they offer One Hundred Wife (looking up coldly as her Dollars for anv case that it fails to 'cure. Send for list of testimonials husband enters)—Sir! You have Address, F. J. C heney AC o ., lieen drinking again! Toledo. O. Husband (in an injured tone)—! Sold by Druggists, 75c. My d dear, you misshudge me’« us-! uni. Haven’t drank a d-drop. Mosh ext’ror'nary thing ever heard | Barber wanhed m' head ’u alc’hol. •» Ml««: OK. a $5,000 house. am not in the least. Agent [triumphantly]—Well, sir, Mabie—You forget that the the this book shows you how to build a dark is not so kind to me as to you. ♦5,000 house for onlv #10,000. McWatty(at the breakfast table) First Westerner—I’m dead broke; —Mrs. Small, this egg has a chick en in it. haven’t a cent left. Second W—Well, here’s a nickle Mis Small—Shows its genuine. for car-fare. Go out into the sub I never use artificial eggs. Charles—I talked to Miss Beauty for a long while List 1 ight, but I’m tfraid I bored her, don’t you know Jack—Not a bit. She told me afterwards that she never had so much fun in her life. be*«*«4 “B Caveat*, and Trade-Mark* obtained, «nd all Pat ent bnsmes« conducted for Moderat* r**a. Our Offic* I* OpposH* U. S. 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