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YHC MAIDEN’S AIM. ------ ; ..I lted her nesfc, trout head to feet, I *11 11 snowball* and with snowballs fleet, k it no end of fun; [preparing one, lUf^t ____________ j hard and sound, anow kOOOpad up iroin th» th »'ey r< in& ue,t iime»l—rite hei , for he did not tear; I the very place kste it. By Jove, and Mara 1, but he suw stars I 1 the brother, Mbas' bull pitcher tull, tf aught and trKued her to throw u bull. 'Mtovkis gay young ¡llow, who laughed with bravely await king her onslaught, he L and ’twas later when **88 fttj Fhi.' mouth again. *> doJ ■eliue S. Bridges, in Jury. •rniinJ hieb IIANT SI N >t ■na] J ne th ize and Power ol 1 I te Dog-Star. a y» • twel Light Exoeed- That of Our Sun, lnPapoJ hose Diameter Is But One-Sev °f a veJ enteenth of Ills, Nearly Five Th&aund Time*. y "t »J otherJ notiim.1 — ntheoj those unacquainted with the mar- the t ( of astronum; tl «• above title may ion” ° B little gtn.nge. For surely our " nnst be cdtasiderpd oo»s,<lercd a giant, “ “giant ¿e, ,” — ” as aa Sir John Herschel lb I p says. _ in strength, but withal a benevo- s'edt ‘ 11 giant, being the almoner of the Al* ity, the delegated dispenser to us of ^nnese - Bn¿ warmth. the immediate source !" 1 our comfoi s and indeed ol tb< possibility » hite pj-Jj then, any orb in the heavens su- A to our sun, and more worthy 4c ‘M oí .yied B giant? st*p?i com paring things on earth, we look i this our planet as a giant, relative ' ■ ie size of an.y thing terr« striul: our 3 has Rgi, mountains, our deepest oceans, i°have gpecki hum pared with the huge and d(.f'0f the estth. Then look at Jupi- proveí the nobles!of the planets, acting as whit» bordinate sun to his system of sat- dultenes. This gf>be is hundreds of times *00 ton-er than our world, and its mass even tl.vimp eds the combined*mass of all the ges ma;||planets. kY< t vast as is the bulk insupiier, be wums dwarfed into insig- ndotheance aom pared with the sun’s in ag ine smept globe; a thousand Jupiters i that vid not make up the volume of the )y thej nor outweigh his mighty mass. To vil of; k of any otó er orb as being a giant itood. Ii would seem to imply that there ex- j dispar in the univbr.se a globe bearing some n, _ proportion to the sun as the sun i to Jupitet, or Jujaiter does to our owenj,U. Inconceivable as the idea of ca8pSlL a globe maj bo, it is, however, I'ideniiB* globe that I now wish to de- noj >e. As the late Richard l’roctor said; •otigh a8 globe of the sun, anotberP *s an or^ D,ore than a thousand MMJkeu )S va8^“r* Grand as is the scheme ing ¡.I., by tbe aun’ an*A inconceivable as often ibo forces ex *rted by the sun upon orfa which cir<-h* round him, there arm to tW sun which exerts forces many times e gwnt W mighty on orbs which themselves jably exceed our sun in mass and nt pom i is a,mi! me. Magni ti ent as is the concep that our <un with its attendant fam- ienik m >f planets is sweeping through space rate of -two or three hundred miles into the fl J minute, the sun of w hich 1 speak ? no loii^fl les a far mightier train through aoa! nter] te at a rate many times greater.’’ f twoMfi If towards the south any clear night )f isn ng the winter months, and you will that vi lowdown, a star which will imme- it will: ely arrest your attention, not only le water, ts ruperiortbrightness, but also by ass or ri onstant change of color, at one mo the tn____________ lt red, at another green, at another jlates. This U Siriui ‘ is, the famous Dog- insül,«! of the aneii ----- nt!( j, , the most brilliant irith in the heavi‘ns and the largest he deed wn orb in the universe. It is diffi- iparatusJ to conceive that this beautiful star approiigl lobe much hl :--r than our sun: yet W I a I fact that Sirius is a sun many MqumW 3 times might ier than our own. That wn on ndid, star, which even in our most in the q “rful telescopes appears as a mere ates ,lML t — _ reality a globe emit- of light, is in a;ned; th go enormous a quantity of light and ss comp^Éhat were it to take the place of shipin- gUnt every creature on this earth Id be consumed by its burning rays, rius shining with a greater luster ENGLM any other star, it was natural that — momefa ihould have regarded this r,<ht ¿’ing the Barest of all the “fixed” 1 Iy,‘r‘‘q but tecen'; investigation on the 3,i tsBPM Of | th- stars has shown that nearest to us is the Alpha ( «*ntauri, tbre^'1'» belonging- to the southern lati- *n s, though it is probable that Sirius »ut fourth on the list in order of id all Iñee. For though there are about sphoruspen or twenty stars whose distances 1 re(lv been conjectured, the astronomer aPPrec‘a'flthat i|reality all of them, save be Fen -g OP four, lie at distances too great reports ,meMure¿ any instruments we rous or¿x-, preaciht. Astronomers áureo in invadethe distanee of the nearest si ar irowsinG’enfa-tWOinil lion of millions of miles; 3, andev'that the distance of o pay u J than three and less than bieh has [of Alpha Centauri, most Ive times; so that we are is flB not far from the truth if we in sir. the (^^fl^ee of Sirius at about a dom b 'ired Mflion of millions of miles! e preset ▼ frMBstance is this which sepa- >gS ist« »M frotn that bright star: words ee of themselves fail to convey ies in IlMf/any adequate idea of its ut of tkwF ks’ own char r waybtnkv» a common example of illus- It is „JemcP *■* uc^Mlormous distances: htto.i.nl»*’d that the ball from an Arm- ifafaid-pounder quits the gun ■tu to verm- '. * «ipeeq of about four hundred hoirs >’* P’"’fd|Mnd; now, if this velocity up, it would require no ■ rnrnilr'* an ten million years before the i.ethtr ' «gId tfach Sirius! Again, take ■HBrn of velocity of which f Lin- knowledge, light, which »«•■'■'IM He of nearly two hun- biles per second, or about [miles a minute, yet the Jus is so vast that it takes I years for its light to Bt if Sirius was suddenly bet. we should not be ac- Hie fact till twenty years ■ the astronomer has to hlculate these distances (ratest problems he has |e manner of his investi- be out of place. By way take a room having two |g fa the aaa ■ Be window and select a ■ay a tree, and notice the leh it stands in relation J^rs; then look from the ■I the same object, and A its surrounding* have ; Lbej have apparently shifted thfdr position, owing to your belong to a higher order of existence, a having observed them from a different »tate of things to which we can never point of view. This is precisely what attain, and a degree of perfection to an astronomer does to determine the which we can never hope to arrive. Be distance of a star: the earth in her wide this as it may. we have sufficient evi circuit round the sun is in winter on dence to prove that Sirius is a sun of the the opposite* side of the sun to w hat she highest order of creation, and an orb was in summer, and consequently the well worthy to be titled “the giant earth’s distance from the sun being ■sun,** for of all the stars of which we about ninety-one million miles, we see havo any knowledge, none other more the stars from two different points of worthily deserve distinction than this, view, one hundred and eighty millions the great Dog-star, the king amongst of miles apart. But vast as is this base suns.—Chambers’ Journal. line, any change in the position of a star is. with one or two exceptions, al FAMOUS REPARTEES. together inappreciable, and Sirius Great M. Whose Wit Formed Part of stands barely within the limits of any Their (ireatneMA. approximate estimation. In fact, this A friend of Socrates once hade him 9tar, viewed from the two extremes of give his nature full play and be himself. the earth’s orbit, shows a displacement “Oh! yes," replied the sage, “ande when of position equal to about the five ever I show my face out of doors, have thousandth part of the moon’s diameter, all the urchins of Athens at ray heels, so that it is almost impossible for as shouting. ‘Yonder goes the biggest tronomers to determine the distance or blackguard in Greece unhung’.’ ” dimensions of Sirius by this means. Applies, the greatest of Greek paint Bright as the Dog-star appears to the ers, used to hide himself behind his naked eye, in the telescope it app<‘arsas pictures to hear what folks would say a mere point of light; and even in the of them in his absence. And, far from largest telei-eopes constructed, though despisin? the criticism of “outsiders,” its light is greatly increased, a definite ho rather invited it; indeed, cordially disc or outline, as is seen in the planets, welcomed it so long as he felt sure that is quite undiscernible; for if the power they knew what they were talking of a telescope was sufficient to “raise a about.. Thus, on one occasion, he gladly disc on the star, it would be almost an accepted the strictures of a shoemaker, impossibility to distinguish it, owing to who found fault with the painting of a its great brilliancy; for as Sir William sandal in one of his pictures. But when Herschel tells us, win n Sirius was about the man of leather began to criticise the to enter the field of view of his forty leg. Apelles promptly shut him up by feet reflector, “the light resembled that saying, “Cobblur, stick to the shoo!” which announces the approach of sun it is an open secret that the poet l’op(* rise;” and when th«* star w as in the field possessed but a smattering of Greek. of view “it appi’ared in all the splendor Hence, when he undertook ^o translate of the rising sun, so tkat it was impos the “Iliad." he often found it useful to sible to behold it without pain to the consult the friends whom hi* was wont to meet at his favorite haunt, Button's Now. if astronomers could measure coffee-house. On one of these occasions, the disc of Sirius, they could from that however, a certain passage proved more determine its distance and measure its than a match for all the assembled pun dimensions; but as no outline is appreci dits. While they were vainly cudgel able, they resort to comparing the light ing their brains, a young guardsman, received from this star with that which who happened to be present, ventured we receive from the sun, and by this to suggest that a note of interrogation, means they are able to form some con judiciously supplied, would remove the clusion as to its probable size. After difficulty. Now every school-boy knows the most careful comparison of the that in Greek the note of interrogation light of Sirius, the sun and other stars, is represent(‘d by a semicolon. But astronomers agree in fi-xing the volume l’ope, eager to show his knowledge of of Sirius as exceeding our sun nearly that tongue, and at the same time to five thousand times, and bis diameter take the shine out of the young officer as exceeding our sun’s seventeen times, who had presumed to tea -h him his so that the diameter of this giant orb is trade, rashly assumed him to be ignor probably no less than over fourteen mil ant of that elementary rule of punctua lions of miles!” tion. So. thinking he had the guards To the philosophers and scientists of man fairly or the hip, the poet—who, the last century, it must have appeared besides being fearfully deformed, stood incredible that at any future time scien barely four feet six in his stockings— tific discoveries would havo enabled us sneeringly inquired, “Pray, sir, are you to tell with certainly the composition of scholar’enough to inform the company the stars. Yet during the last fifty what a Greek note of interrogation is?" years the science of spectrum analysis “Yes, sir," said the son of Mars, with a has so far advanced, as to give us unde frightful glance at Pope’s puny and niable proof of the existence of certain misshapen figure; “I am perfectly well elements in the sun and. also in the aware that 'tis a crooked little thing stars, similar to those with which we are which sometimes asks most impertinent? acquainted on earth As Dr. Higgins questions.” says: “We now need not teach our chil In one of Dryden’s unequal dramas, in dren that little couplet ‘Twinkle, which sense and nonsense seem contend twinkle, little star, how I wonder w'liat ing for the mastery and ’tis hard to say you are!’ because we really know; we which wins, a ranting lover is made to have in the place of wonder, knowl exclaim. “My wound is great because it edge.” Of this method of ascertaining is so small.” Immediately on hearing the composition of a distant body by its this bit of fustian, the witty duke of light, it is sufficient here to remark that Buckingham capped it with the strictly it is due to the fact that, when a ray of logical and rhyming conclusion: “Then light has by means of the spectroscope twould be greater were it none at all!”’ passed through a glass prism, it is A nobleman, notorious for his un spread out into a broad band comprising all the colors of the rainbow. This punctuality, having kept George IV. waiting for him for upwards of three- band or spectrum is in the case of the» sun and other similar bodies crossed by quarters of an hour, came bustling into a number of fine dark lines, which cor the royal presence, exclaiming, with sim respond to the various elements present pering smile. “Ah. sire, better laze than in their constitution. Now, if certain never!” “Nay," replied the kiitg, “1 gases, such as hydrogen or sodium, be think the words of that proverb should burnt anil their spectra examined, lines be transposed, “better never than late!” Ata hotly contested election for the similar to those in the sun’s spectrum will be found; and if the two are com borough of Cambridge, one of the mob flung a rotten egg. which found—and pared, the presence or absence of such elements in the sun may be inferred. made its mark—in the face of Thomas By this moans of spectrum analysis it Babington Macauley, then an under has been found that the sun contains a graduate. “I humbly beg your pardon, large number of terrestrial elements, in sir,” pleaded the offender. “Didn’t mean cluding hydrogen, iron, sodium, magne to hit you! Aimed at someone else!" sium. zinc, lithium, copper, oxygen and “So be it. ’ calmly replied the futur«' many others; of these, the first four historian. “Only, ti e next time you mentioned have been discovered in throw I shall be better pleased by your Sirius: and doubtless most of the others liming at me and hitting someone else!'* “What’s going on?” asked an intoler exist also, as the spectrum of this star resembles that of our sun in all essen able bore, button-holing Theodore Hook tial respects, though it can not be ob as be mot him in the street. Quoth the served under the same favorable con •elebrated wit shaking himself free, “I tm!" and on he went.—Boys Own Paper. ditions. By mean« of the spectroscope a very wonderful discovery had been made re PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS. specting Sirius. Astronomers has no —Clara—“Do you suppose I can make ticed that this star was in rapid motion through space, as it was found that year an impression upon Mr. Wickliffe to by year it was changing its position in night?” Bell—“Well, if he is as soft as the heavens, traversing in about fifteen they say he is, I guess you won’t have hundred years a space equal to the ap any trouble.”—Kearney Enterprise. parent diameter of the moon, ata veloci —“Ma,” said Willie, who had been to ty of no less than twenty miles per the missionary sewing society with his second. Of course, by actual observa mother, “I feel very sorry for the poor tion the only motion capable of being little heathen.” “That’s right, Willie. detected w ould be that which was square I am glad to see you show such a spirit." to the line of sight, so that although "Yes’tn. I feel sorry for anybody that Sirius appears to us to move across ths had to wear the clothes that you people heavens, he may really be traveling in wore making to-day.’’ — Washington a slanting direction, either towards or Post. from us. No one would ever have ex —“I think that Mr. Sum way is the pected to be able to tell whether a star most disagreeable man I ever met,” was approaching to or receding from us, eomp’ainod Sue. “Why?” asked Mamie. yet oven this seemingly insolvable prob “He was reading in the parlor and 1 was lem has of late years been accomplished playing. I stopped and said. 'Does by the spectroscope. Dr. Huggins, our music annoy you while reading, Mr. greatest authority on this subject, hav Snmway?” ‘No,’ said he, ' ihuaic never ing identified certain lines in the spec annoys me, Miss Sue.’ I just detest him. trum of Sirius as those of hydrogen, So there!”—Harper’s Bazar. found on comparison that these were —“Don’t you think,” said a youth, displaced in such a manner as to indi after working his vocal cords with in cate that the star was receding from us. tense vigor beside the hotel piano, It has been estimated that this reces “that I ought to go on the stage?" sion combined with the thwart motion “Yes.” replied Miss Pepperton. who of twenty miles per second, gives as the doesn't like him very well, “I certainly actual movement of Sirius in space a lo. There is one that leaves for the speed of about thirty-three miles per station just an hour and a half from second. now.”—Musical Courier. These, then, eonstitute some of the —“If you don’t want me to know chi^f items of information about Sirius where you’ve beer. Henry, when you at present within our knowledge. come home this way,” said a wife to her There seems to be no reason to doubt late and somewhat demoralized husband, that, in common with other suns he has “you had better run upstairs when you bis system of planets circling round are coming to bod. “Why sho, m‘d»*ar?” him after the manner of our own sun: “Because by running up stairs you will and what a system! Vast as ours ap lose your breath.”—Demorest. pears. it is dwarfed into insignificance —“Professor Brooks, of Johns Hop compared with a system whose ruling orb is Av« thousand times larger than kins University, argues that man is de that which does duty for us. There scended from the fish and not the ap3.” r^narked a swell society man to a K seems also no reason to doubt that these planets are intended to be the abode of •treet girl. “What do you think of it?" “Well,” she replied frankly, “when I life: it may be that at the present mo think of the dudes I know I arn inclined ment none of them present any signs of to give the ape the prefere.ie.*. but when life; but I think we may safely infer I think of the suckers one meets at without improbability, that each one of every turn I arn forced to believe that tho^e worlds has a destined period in its man in his original condition a development during which, life, similar fl ah.”—Washington Star. to that which now prevails on our planet, —“Do you know. Georef*. I * wi h von would be in existence. What a world »rrow. ” “Why, such a one would be. in size perhaps not would stay at home to-morrow. inferior to that of our sun. himself a darling?” “O, because this afternoon a king tramp came her** million times larger than our earth; terrib away, and ordered me t i and it may be that as this Sirian world you were is so vastly superior to ours in size, its him i something to eat. so I had t inhabitants would be on a scale in pro him all that S| m ng« -ca portion to its dimensions, a race of Saturday, and. George beings of such intellect and civilization, roming bark to compared with whom we are but aav- the cake, darling?” ‘ •v every bit.” “Well. th< n. ages. Buch systems a* these may poeeibly at rest, dear; be will never A GIANT OF MODKRN WARFARE. in these «lavs of education and civiliza- ti-»n we hear very little of the tyrannb'al work of ths so-called Giant as of old. 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We offer, tariff or no tsriff, one of our leaning Cofle«*s. 20tbs full weight 75; giouiul, ready f r use, cheaper grades at 15c. Baking l‘owd«*r, 51b tin fl; never heard of com plaint; try it and report. Starch, best big lumps, bbls. 3l2e; 50tb l>oxes 4*ac; '¿Otbs fl. White B« ans, No. 2, but fair quality, 2c. Tea Dust, 75 tbs, (8.75—good to use. but we would rather sell you . ea at 20c, 25c. 30c or 35e. Canned Toma toes, good pack. <1.75 case. Corn, 11.00, $2.10, |2.7.> a case tnat has no equal. Table Fruit, three grades, per case (2 dozen in ti case, mind), <3.50, 43.75 and 44.2- : these ure flue; have cheaper, but not recommended. Flour, fl sa«*k, or f4 bbl; will you try this kind ? Axle Grease at fl.75 a case.' Chewing Tobacco, plug, 8 brands at 30c; *2or 3, including Lorillaru's 10c Nuggeis at 35, full weight. 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Ail- dress Mnilh’a More,' 4 18 Front N hi > Frnncisco, <’al. w’ho was present gratuitous), remarked that Dr. Jordan was a uuack. I paid no The Best Typewriter. fUVLWE/G//r attention to this, as I ha i previous expe Send for Catalogue. W iley B. A llen & Co. rience w ith the doctor, who relieved me of a misery in which other eminent physi cians failed. In just two weeks I could write with my hand, and it has been well ever since. The only objection I have got is that 1 paid $6 for the medicine and got well b( fore I used one-half of it, and now i have $3 worth of medicine I have no use for, w hich is aggravate g. F. J. B achelder , Representing the Seth Thomas Cluck Co. Dr. Jordan’s oilice is at the res'dence of ex-Mayor Yesler, Third aud James. Con sultation and prescription absolutely free . Send for free book explaining the Histo- genetic System. C aption . The Histogenetic Medicines are sold in but one agency in each town. The label around the bottle nears the fol lowing inscription: “ Dr. J. Eugene Jor dan’s Histogenetic Medicine.” Every other device is a fraud. Is terrific. Volcanic eruptions, cyclones, earth quakes arc awfully ami tremendously pictur esque. but scarcely desirable to emulate in ac tion and effect by tncadministration of remedies which urodu'*e convulsion and agony in the abnormal portion of the human frame. Such ia the efie» t *»f the <>ld-fa<*lii«med vi -lent purga tives happily falling more ami more into disuse, and of wnich Hostetter's Siomarh Bitters is the wholesome, pleasant ani iar more effective s ic cedanenm. Tnev weakened the intestines—the Bitters invigorates them. They left the boweis inactive, because incapacitated by ensuing fee bleness. The Bitters, on the contrary, and be cause it enables, not forces, them to act—a vast and fortunate difference - perpetuates their ac tivity and regularity. The liver is beneficially ¡stimulated, as the kidney s also are, by this med icine, which ea i I y eom|’icrs also malaria, ner vousness and rheumatism. More injury is wrought by suppressing parts of thetrutu than by publishing pages of false hood. They have stood the test of time—“Tantdll’i Punch," America's finest 5 c. Cigar. Oh. how can a fa r maiden smile and be gay, Be lovely an<l loving and dear. A m sweet as a rose and as bright as the May When her liver is all out of gear? She can't. It is Impossible. But if she will only take Dr. l’ierre'H Gohlen Medical Discovery it will cleanse and s imulate her disordered liver, purify her blood, mak - her complexion soft and roMv. tier breath wholesome, liar spirits cheerful and her temper sweet. Ail druggist.-. Don't hawk, hawk, blow. spit, and dhirnst everybodv with vour oftens; ve brtafh. but use Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy and end it. Bessie—DM you miss your first h"sb»ind very much? Liihi-Notunt.il after I married my second. f’ongha. HnarseneHM and Sore Throat.- "Brown h Bronchial Troches" give iiiinie- d ate relief Don’t yon want to save money. clothes, time, labor, furl and heal lid All these can be save«I if you will try Dobbins’ Her- t ic k oap. We say "fry,' knowing if you try it once you will al ways use it. Have your grocer order. General Agents, 211 1st St.,Portland,Or. 0?PRICE1S CREAM 5 akin ® PI ro ’ b Cure for Con- O rato W »tiuni« THE BEST leeping the vole* . 25 ceuU. 10,000 AGENTS ATONCE To »ell tho complete history of the murder of U’ll • wfa Giving a full an<i complete account of the conspirocj* niur<!er.( iseoveryof the body, arrests,coroner's inqu<*»r, the tria' md verdict. The book c<.ni«l«« too illo.i^H- tioM. Ch elarge 12 mo. volume of about 500 pages, price only fU .5». <)( TFlTH M)W KKAPY. Send, at one«, 25 c< nt« for an outfit*, flrst come, first served. This is t he chance oi your life-time; big commissions. Address, LA1KD A LUL tobUBhera, lUB-2Ui J ack» on CiUMl, Ch Ira«», UL nr4Mtetoy«a Its oipertor excellence proven in million» of home« fo» more than a quarter of a century. It 1» used by the United BtaU« Government. Endormd lj the head* of the Great Univere'tles as the Strongest, Pureat and iuoh I Healthful. Dr. Price’s Crearn Bakmg Powder does not 3 mtain Ammonia, Lima or Alum. Sold only !n cans. PKiCK BAKING POWDER OO. XFW YOKK. CHICAGO HAN FRANCISCO ÆheuniâTisin) S\fêurdl$iü. ^^c/dticä zzzTACKLE CHICHESTER’S ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS RED CROSS DIAMOND BRAND. H. T. HUDSON 03 I'irat St., Portland, Or. dbalkr in Arms, Revolvers and Sportsmen’s Goods BEND FOR NEW ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE. 22 — A MONTH C7R £2tn<2RA can Iwmade luqJfcJU. working for u«. Peiwona preferred whe can furnish a horse and give their whole time to the bn,mess. Spare moments may be profitably employed also. A few vacancies in t< wiih mik I c-’ties. B. F. .JOHNSON 4 CO.. KMW Main St .Richmond. Vn P a in K iller takinf) als^.'teasjioon Ful in sugar onAV/oTer 3~fimQ.s a doy, and you’ll get relief at onca. and cb c Cu-Fe after failhful use. or -this remedy. Cures /ou0hs;(Sids (ôrc^Throàt, °J)ihhtheria "frostbite.. For Female Irregular I ties; uothingliketbem on the market. Never fail. 8u<*ce«s fully iui«<1 by prominent ladi<*“ monthly. Guaranteed to relieve Ruppreued menstruation. SURE! SAFE! CERTAIN! Don’t be humbugged. Have Tim«*, Health, ami money Jake no oth er. t Kent to anv addreaf, , secure by mall on re- ' ceipt of price, f'2.00. Address, TZ L ■ I Tha famous Ho^«»y A**4 alaal« aa la laa »tore of Boat.>n, and Hovey m QIIOIIID IWIIaUlu < am bridge. Medicine SEEDS A MEMORY OF EARLY DAYS. llano of childhood’s tender years, Swallowed oft with groans and tears. How it made the flesh recoil, Ix»athsorne, gn*asy castor oil I 8<*arch your early memory close. Till you find another dose: AB the shuddering frame revolts At the thought of Efisorn salts I Underneath the pill-box li«i W hs a gr«*ater horror hid. Climax of all Inward ills. Huge and griping old blue pills! What a contrast to the mild and gentle action of Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Purgative Pellets, sugar-coated, easy to take, cleansing and renovating the system without wrenching it with agony. They are gently aperient or strongly cathartic according to aiae of dose. Un equaled as a liver pill. Smallest, cheapest, easiest to take. As a laxative, only one Pellet necessary for a dose. Cures Sick Headache, Bilious Headache, Constipation, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, and all derangements of the Liver, Stomach and Bowels. Put up in vials, her metically sealed, therefore always fresh and reliable. Being purely vegetable, they operate without disturbance to the systern, diet or occupation. Sold by druggists, at 25 cents a vial. j O -Ast it ^w.pruÑDrrrs.^^ UBECßN B lood PüHinEft ---- —--------- C U Hi. - KltWKY OLIVER DSfAStS. DYSPTPSIA. Â r j»Pitaa.DTCMS »*01*. r«-».(.s_^ CALAC1C.S CKIlVtMSS^^B For “run-down." drMlltatrvI and overwork»«d wom*n. Dr. Pier«-»- « Favorlt/- Pnwriptkm >a th«. Is-at f>t all n-Ritorattve t<»r.i<-a. It ia h j*>t»-nt 8p»M-ifl<i for all tho»*o chronic W«-alm<*w R and r»i*-a*n [H f-ulinr to Worn«-» : a powerful. g«-n- -rsi . a well aa uterine, tonic and m-rvin«- It IrnpflrtA vlir«»r and Atr<-nFth to thr who!«» sva- te»n. It promptly frures w«*nkn« M of atomai h, naijAia, indlir«*Ati«*n. bloating, weak Link, nervous prostration, debility an«l Aierpl« ar - n»-AA. m either * It I a carefully com pounded by an experienced physician and adapted to womatis d< licatr « rganizatlon. Purely vegetable and perfei-tiy harmless in any «-ondition of th«* system. It is th«* only medl< ine for women, sold by drugirtata, nndrr a positive guarantee of Antisfjic- tion in «*v«*ry »•»«*••. or t»rl<*e (flJIO) refun d'd. Thia gimrantee has b»*«*n nrinti*«! «»n the bottle-wrapper, an«i faithfully •*arri«*d out for many years. W orld ’ s D isfeksakv M rdical A sm «»« iatiom . Proprietors, No «¡S3 Main RtreH. Buffalo. N Y. For a Stock of C andy or Anything for a B akery Hood’s ____ »KN D ro------- A lisky Sarsapari 11 a Dollar \ Sufe and alway> rt-liabl«. Ludlen, A ask Druaalat for /»«'•mood Rrrfnd. in >»\r»<la metallic box<«, staled with bine iXzribbon. Take m> other. All pill-» '¿•Jin pasteboard box««, pink wrappers, are fK <iitna<-rwuH «MHinterftlta. Send 4<*. Jw (HtaiiiiiH) lor partlculHrs, te«iniontai« ■■’4 JI “Relief for I.uillen,” in letter, bv rotiira t mull. A'ama /'uprr. ( hirhrater < hem’l «<>.. Mnill«on Hq., Vhila.. I*» bcdh.c’the ¡} arts af fected freely With ~PQ.rry jDcxviS' ■f IOO Doses One Always buys Seal of North Carolina, “Plug Cut." He can’t be fooled by inferior imitations. 1 TO » DATS. Including 15 rare n<»velties. shapes and artistic imported ole« »graphic and chro- i ati ■ card-. This large aud beautiful col lection »e'-t by mail to any one who will do this: Buy a box of the genuine Dr. C. McLune’s Celebrated Liver Pills from any druggist, price ¿5 cents, and mail us the outside wrapper with jour address, plain ly written aud 4 cents in stamps. The genuine McLane’s Fills are prepared only by Fleming Bros. Pittsburgh, Pa, and have been in constant use for over sixty years. They are superior to all others i»> THE APHRO MEDICINE COMPINY, purity and effectiv« ness. A certain cure for ind’geati«»n and ick headache. Ad Western Branch, liu*Z7, ruitTLAND, OR’ Hold by W isdom l)ar<* Co., Portland, Or. dress, Fleming Bros.. Pittsburgh, Pa. id by all dr»ggi«ts, 91 ; píx for |5. Prepared dy by « I H<M)D A ‘ . Lowell, Mvi I A Jlixa: OF TOBACCO Season Opens for Trout April 1st Faber’s Golden Female Pills. Is a neeewwfty with nearly everybody. The run down, tired ««ondition at this season 1« due to impurities In the blood which have acriimulAted during the winter, and ahl«-h must be expelled If you wish to feel w«*ll. Hood's Ha«sap*riIla thoroughly pnrifie* and vitalizes the blood, cre ates a good appetite.cur«“ btlionanewiam! hea«!- a«-be. gives healthy action to the kidney« and odya feeling of ■r. an<l Im spring. irealtb and »trength. Try *N|ebbe yo tfjíq.h ¿i ülfl triar] dourt knpuv u/ljat good TotaKy «€? PATENTS N. P N. Ü. No. 332-B. F. N U. So «» C andy M anufacturing C o ., 106 E STREET, PORTLAND, OR., Jobber» in Show Cwn. ScalM, P»p«r tart, anythin« you ■>•»! ia • Con- fnetiwuwr • Morw n*i»»rooin-«>>rnwr of » rout oud Uwk iuwl