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THE BARGAIN COUNTER. Au Institution Which Lift« the Average Woinau Above Life*« Care«. The bargain counter» in the stores of our great cities have brought more genuine happiness to the women of America than any other joy-giving thing we can now think of. Nothing brings to the average woman more tranquility of mind, more perfect se renity of soul than a knowledge of the fact that she has “got a bargain ” in a remnant of calico or a bunch of ostrich tips. Two women, with beatific expression of countenance, stood at a bargain counter in one of our Detroit stores the other day. ** Do look at this remnant of cash- mere,” said one, “only three dollars for the whole piece! It’s worth four if it's worth a cent.” “I believe you. Splendid quality, and see what a good black it is.” “Isn’t it, though? I’m going to have it. I’ve no use for it now, but it’ll come in handy some time, and— oil, do see this ribbon! ” “Why! Only sixty cents for the piece! Did you ever? 1 paid thirty cents a yard only hist week for ribbon not as good as that. Indeed I did! If you don’t take it I will. It’s a great bargain.” “Oh! I’ll take it. A few yards of ribbon often come handy in a house.” “Of course, and-g-why, it isn’t possi ble that these hose are only forty cents a pair! That’s what they’re marked. I paid seventy «five cents for many a pair not so fine, and these are good length and good colors. I don’t really need them, but I’Jl never have achance to get them so cheap again. I’ll take four pairs.” “They are a bargain sure! I don’i see how they can sell handkerchief" like these for twenty-five cents each. Just look at this handkerchief of mine. I paid fifty cents for it and these an just as good. I 1 I you they’re cheap. I’ll take six of them. I have dozens now, but one can’t have too many and you don’t happen on such a bargain often.” “They are splendid, and—why, Mrs. Gadd, look here— now did you ever see such gloves as these for a dollar 1 1 know that /never did! They’re actual ly belter than some I paid two dollars for.” “Are they as well made?” “Exactly— if not a little better. Dear me! 1 wish I had a hundred dollars to spend!” “Don’t it seem too bad to let such bargains go?” “Oh, it just breaks my heart I al ways—now tell me if you ever saw lace like this sold for fifty cents a yard?” “No, I never did.” “I guess nof —nor fojr fifty or sixty cents. I’m bound to have six yards of that lace- 1 can find plenty of use for it” “ Of course you can; if I—oh, oh, oh! .»uch exquisite embroidery!” “Perfectly lovely!" “Look at the prices!” “This would be a bargain at double the money.” “1 know it!” 4• Did you ever sec any thing more perfectly beautiful than this oak-leai pattern? Let me see what it’s marked —thirty-nine cents! Did you ever! You’ve seen that embroidery’ on my little Maudie’s white skirl? Well, that was fifty cents, and it can’t compare to this. Here, Mr. Clerk, ten yards of this embroidery for me; I’ll never let such a bargain as Mol go.” “I bhall take six yards.” “You’d better take ten.” “Well. I will." “You'll never be sorry for it It’s a bargain!" They go away empty in purse, but j the bargains they have made have lifted them, for the time being, above the cares of this life.— Detroit Free Press. —Mr. Waldo (a guest of Mrs. Wa bash, of Chicago)—“That is a very odd looking table-knife, Mrs. Wabash; sil ver, is it not?” Mrs. Wabash—“Yes, it has been in the family a great many years, and I prize it very highly as an heirloom. I only use it to eat pit with.”—Texas Sifting*. HOLDING A LUCKY NUMBER. Enable* a Good Man to Materially In crease His Stock. On Main street, Petaluma, opposite Odd Fellows’ Block, a quilt unpreten tious gentleman merchant has for years passed the even tenor of his way—slowly but. surely adding to his -wealth from year to year. “Learning that he whs the lucky holder of one- tenth of ticket No. 33 442, which drew the first capital prise of $150,000 in the January drawing of The Louisiana State Lottery, we interviewed him on Wednesday List, to see what effect his suddenly acquired wealth would have on him. We aaked him if it was true that he had been p iid the $15,000 He replied : “Yes, sir. Don’t this look like it?" pointing to some large boxes of dry goods that he was a-sisting to unpack. “Well, Mr. Schmidt, is there any danger of this suddenly acquired wealth turning your bead?” “No, sir. Il might have made a fool of me if it had happened when I was a good deal younger than I am now. You see that I am using this money to increase my business, and the lucky turn was not only a great help to me. but it is a help to this community, in that it enables me to buy goods lower than before, by paying cash, and in thia way it helps other people, for 1 will l>e able to sell goods a little cheaper.” “Do you pitronii' thia Lotte-y as s regular bustne-s, Mr S -hntidt?” “Oh, no. I buy ticket occasion ally. That man”—pointing to on who is in buaimss nearly opp -site him—“rather forced the ticket upon me. It was nearly time for the draw ing to take place, and he had mon tickets than he wished to carry, and to accommodate him I took the ti< kets. So far as I can learn, this w-s the only ticket in town that drew anything that month.” This is the first big haul that any of our people have made in The Louisi ana State Lottery, and we are certainly glad that it happened in thia instance, tor it greatly assisted a deserving, hon est man.—Petaluma (Cal.) Argot, Frb, A — a freshman in Princeton bean me name of Edgar Allan Poe. —There are nine British missionary societies now laboring in Africa, with Ono of the most annoyiug faults of an aggregate annual expenditure of the hire! “colored lady" is her persist •1.000.000. ent disposition to talk about the afftiri —As if God would take this for a of tier own family. Sometimes, despite evertwattempt at discouragem mt, she good bill of reckoning: Item, spent will begin a story, of which her brothei upon my pleasures—forty years!— is the hero, and keep it up until pa Bishop Hall. —Tho Russian Church, which lias tience is gray-haired with i^p>. Ma- rinda Napoleon, a likely colored been in process of construction during woman, applied to Colonel Wetheral the last ten years on the Mount of fora position of trust in his family. Olives, is now finished. — “The Kindom of Heaven suffereth She began to tell him of her honesty. “That makes no difference," said the violence, and the violent take it by Colonel. “I don’t care whether you force." Violence Is a good thing when are honest or not, and you may be well applied.— Interior. reasonably negligent in the discharge I —Gratitude is the homage the heart of your duties, but there is one thing I . renders to God for His goodness; Chris tian cheerfulness is the external mani wish to impress upon your mind." “W hat’s dat, Colouel? 'case I can do festation of the homage. any thing." —Steps are being taken in Mel “I do not wish yon to take me into bourne, Australia, to effect an qrganic your confidence and tell me about your , union of tho Presbyterian churches family. I don’t want to hear a word throughout the Australian colonies. —The Methodist Episcopal Church about your mother and father.” will spend fur homo and foreign- mis “I un’erstau Is, salt.” “I will pay you extra to keep your : sions the handsome sum of $3.400 for mouth shut. Speak whan you are every working day in ita fiscal year.— spoken to, and then merely answer or over $1,000,000 in all. questions." —The apostolic vicariate of Dakota “Why, sah, dis is de place dat 1’se h is at present 90 priests. 130 churches, been looking fo’ all dese years. 1 ; 100 stations without churches, 20 dio ’spies folks dat is alius wantin' er pus- ' cesan sludents, 20 parochial schools, 4 son ter ’tain dem wid conwers.ation, «invents,3 academies, 10 Indian schools, ’case er body gits tired. No.v, dar’s j 1 hospital and a Catholic population of my sister Jane, she's de udder way, 80,000. an’----- ” —A school in Vermont is presided “But you are not to speak of your over by a cross-eyed teacher. A few family." days ago he called out: "The boy that “Dat’s de pint, sah, dot’s de pint. I am looking at will step out on the I wal ked last year f ir Misses Simson, floor." Immediately twenty-seven lads an’de folks kep’ me er talkin’ all de walked out in frunt of the astonished time, an’ muilder she tell me not ter pedagogue. pay no ’tention ter de folks." THE BANCROFT COMPANY "Never mind all that. I don’t wish to hear anything of your mother. I (Successor to A. L. Bancroft <t Co.) don't want you to mention vour family are now located in their new History j Building, 721 Market St., S. F., with while you are in this house." “’Cose yer doesn’t, sah; an’ I doesn't fresh 14 W goods. The latest publicr. blame yer tall. De las’ word my bred j tions received daily. Elegant printing del- Henry said ter me 'fore I lef dis from new type. Everything in the mawnin’ wus gibban me 'vice how tei book and stationery line, pianos and please der white folks. Henery he's ei organs. Address. The Bancroft Com pany, History Building, 721 Market favorit all down in our neighborhood. St., 8. F. Worked for old man Dosmukes thro, years, 'an wouldn't er quit den 'cepl , A ROYAL SAVAGE. de ole man died an’ ernuder pussoii Th* Residence of Klug George, the Ruler tuck de place. Henry's de fines’ han' of the Tongan Islands. wid horses yer ever seed. Dat clay We called at Tongatuba, the princi bank hoss o' Mr. Anderson’s, whu pal island of the Friendly, or Tongan, wouldn't let nolsidy go in destable----- '' group, and, learning that the King was "Say, Marinda, you----- ’’ then in residence, determined to pay "It's jes'like I tell yer. Dar wan’t our respects to the celebrated old man, a blessed soul on de place dat could d of whom we had heard so many and niithin' wid dat hoss, an* Henry----- ’ such strange stories. His house, we " "Listen to me. I tell you!" found, was a very nice-looking two- "Yes. sail. What was yer 'bout to storied wooden building, close to the observe?” sea, and stood in a good-sired com "I told you that I wanted to hem pound, fenced in on all sides. Passing nothing about your family. I see through a handsome pair of cast-iron though, that you are like all the others gates we arrived at the mansion itself, Go on---- -” the veranda of which appeared to bo "Yes, but Henry he tuk a Win' used as a coach house, for there was bridle----- " proudly and snugly stored away the royal buggy; rather an anomalous "Slop!” sight for a palace and a strange posi "Didn’t yer tell me ter go on?" “Yes. I tell you to go away iron tion for an equipage of state. There were no signs of life about the here. I don’t want you.” “Whut yer 'greeter hire me fur, den! place, and failing to wake any one by repeated knocks at the front door, we Ain't my s'ciely pleasin' ter yer?” "You can't keep your mouth shut, decided to circumnavigate the estab lishment, and did so, finding it chill and I don’t want you. Now go.” "Why, yer's de euriest pusson 1 neb and lifeless everywhere till wc came to ber seed. Doan’ kere ter stay heah. a row of cool houses and upon a curious 'case yer’s sorter common folks, no sight There, in tho veranda of one how. I'se glad I refused yer oiler ter of them, squatted an ancient and dusky hire me. Good dawnin', sah."— Opit person, with only a scant cloth fastened about his waist and bending his head Read, in Texai Sifting*. obediently before an old woman who was literally plastering it with lime. STORMS AND RAILS. As soon as the curious pair became How Kain Appear® to Follow the Laying aware of our presonce the process in of Railroad Tracks. A singular theory has been prontiil operation was arrested, and. perceiv gated in Mexico concerning an alleges j ing this, wo were about to address relation between the steel rails of rail them to explain our ptosence and ask a ways and the prevalence of storms. few questions, when the gentleman of The northern section of the Mexican tho limy head roared out something in Central road has been seriously dam a truly terrible voice, and at the same aged by wash*>uts, and people who ob time a fine young Tongan, very oily served the phenomena express the opin and three-quarters mule, came rushing ion that the waterspouts which burst out from the iuterior toward us. With on the track were attracted by the much politeness and evident agitation rails and the telegraph wire. An elec he conducted us away from the veranda tric current, they say, runs along the ami back to the big house, where in track, which makes a convenient av broken English, backed up bv much gesticulation, he revealM to us the ap- enue for storms. This would appear to be a somewhat p:dling fact that we had trespassed fanciful conjecture, but the engineers upon the privacy of .10 less a person engaged in building the Guadalajara than his majesty the King. Having humbly apologized for our branch of the Mexican Central railroad offer testimony which gives it at least innocent intrusion and received a re an air of plausibility. They state that assuring answer, we were ushered as fast as the construction advance.*« through the window into a sort of rain follows, and they believe it is due | drawing-room, a well-furnished apart to the large quantity of steel rail on flat ment, with a numlter of red velvet cars which are carried forward as fast ! chairs set around a long mahogany as thj work permits. The country, ac- | table—one chair a little higher than the cording to their report, is dry in ad- j rest, acting, no doubt, as a throne. vance of the construction trains, and Here we waited for about half an hour, also behind them far many miles, but when his majesty entered, accompa in a circle of a few miles in diameter, nied by an interpreter, and was graci having its center at the point where tlm ously pleased to accord us a formal in steel rails are, the rain comes down in terview. He shook hands very pleas antly with our party, and we all sat torrents. It appears that enough importance is down on the red velvet chairs, the in ittached to these theories to induce terpreter squatting on the floor be scientific men to make them a subject tween. The King, seen at closer quarters >f study. We do not, however, antici pate any immediate practical results of was really a noble specimen of a semi great value. With all the skill and savage, standing quite six feet four knowledge which the Government can inches, of wonderfully well propor bring to bear, it has not yet succeeded tioned and athletic build, upright as a oven in predicting storms with such dark and moving grandly in spite ot certainty as would be desirable, and his advanced age.— London Globe. when it comes to producing or prevent —An American who was traveling ing them, we shall probably have to .vait some time before the matter as- in Switzerland was taken for the umes the character of an exact sci- Prince of Wales traveling in cog., and h s hotel bill for two days was one jnce.— Safely Vaive. hundred and forty dollars. Ho had to instantaneous Photography. own up that he was only a plain Yan kee to escape bankruptcy. Instan aneo is p .otography Is no A WOMAN’»» WAY, onger a question to I mj detjr.niiwd by -indy and experiment, but has as- A Ht.rtll.ix nw.lnr.i Pr.po.ltl.w. A little over nix week« ago Mr«. Fowler of l»27 umel the place of an accomplished k i<| familiar fact O <«f most inter- Ellis street, flan Francisco. stopped in at a leading •sling nehieveme »ts in this direction, city druggist’« to ssk what effec t Joy’« Vegetable arllla, «bout whirh ah* had heard no much is described in a London paper. <»r g - flaraar recently, wuu'.J 1 a »ria < a«enuf dyspepsia aadsl* k She wan s «anted that in wo t can* s it i-.il« d in the q:ies;io i ns to whether hearfacb*. won', 1 relieve l»otb. flhe wa®, however,noineredu- he upper part of the wheel ot a vehi- J<*n« that finally th® druygiet gave her a bottle, not be paid for nnlma it effected a cure. A proposi e’e «lieu in mo ion tr.iv«ds faster than to tion no atartiingiy practical baa seldom, if ever be h«* ♦ w r | art. In determining this fore. been mad*. Tb® following junt received ta th® attar by instan’aneous pho’«»grsphy. convincing coudunion, and tolls ita own *U>ry flan Francisco, February 8. 1*WR. In •r’lsi took the ph dograph of an D eas flat; I write to admit that, Dot wit Imtan** .nr. thus en route, and *»a this photo Ing my misgirln»«, Joy’s Vegetable flarwaperilla all that you promised. 1 had tried no many graph. while the low r ar.ds of the did prescriptions. to no purp«-ne. that I bad come to believe fvcfhlrw »mid mw ¿vnnepnia and S|M>ke< ‘mm-dia ely a ‘j ic* «• to the nick headache®, but I have not baJ a return of round are not perceptildr un«hap- either Bine® I corom*n-e«1 taking it. I believe I am n d by the motion, the tops of the Permanently mi.d, but artII. out of an abundance f caution, continue to taka it regularly for a while npp«r apokes show an angular motion • yet. You have my pern»ja«1cn fo make thin public, for It la my belief that a remedy that will cure dya- < «>rr. sj ondli g to about ten degre-a p*pma end prevent mrk headache® ahoald be gen The photograph i i this ea*e mod suc- erally know*? Beepectfnlly, erssfuilv ex, re** » the .‘act that the wh «1 it repre* is tu ra.nd motion. W BIHa »trwt - 2i K Sun. THE COLONEL’S TRIAL. >1. Olrtu’c Want to Hear Miranda ■rut Sh. Wouldn’t Hush. Talk A forty-pound crocodile covered with woolly hair, was captured by a British boats crew on an htland in the Atlantic, and is now a great pet aboard the ship. It is apparently of an un known species.______ __ A REPRIEVE FOR THE CONDEMNED. Wretched men and women long condemned to suffer the tortures of dyspep„u, are tilled with new hope after a few dose» of Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters. This budding hope blossoms into the fruition of certainty, if the Bitters is persisted in. It brings a reprieve to all dys peptics who seek its aid. flatulence, heart burn, sinking at the pit of the stomach between meals, the nervous tremors and insomnia of which chronic indigestion is the parent, dis appear with their hateful progenitor. Most beneficent of stomachics! who can wonder that in so many instances it awaken» grateful elo quence in those who, benefited by it. sptak voluntarily in its behalf. It requires a graphic pen to describe the torments of dyspepsia, but in many of the testimonials received by the proprietors of the Bitters, these are portrayed witn vivid truthfulness. Constipation, bilious ness, muscular debility, malarial fevers and rheumatism are relieved by it* A man at Garden City, Kansas, has a herd of thirty-five bison*, thoroughly domesticated, docile and thriving. _______ All the art and taste of the best artists seems to hare been combined in the maguifleent package of imp >rted Oleographic and Chromatic Cards which is being offered by the well known firm of Fleming Brothers, of Pitts To^procure these elegant frosted and satin fringe«! cards, buy a box of Dr. C. McLane's Celebrated Liver Pills for 25 cents from your druggut and mail the ouC side wrapper with y«»ur uddre*.- (plaiuly w itt< n) and four cents worth of stamps to Fleming Brothers, Pitts burgh, Pa You will be surprised and delighted with the beauty aud variety of the cards you will receive. In the adulteralion of lard in the United States there w as last year 50,000,000 pounds of cotton-seed oil used. ____________ BETTEB THAN QUININE. Quinine is not only an expensive medi cine, It is a harmful one if taken too freely and too often. Ot course the world insists on taking great quantities of it for fev. r and a2ue. Some persons think nothing else will cure fever and ague. We say positively, and testimonials b ck us up, that B kandketh ' s P ills have of ten cured bad cases of fever and ague when quinine has failed. B randrkth s P ills brtak up the worst attack. The street car drivers at Guayaquil, Ecuador, are women. “DON’T MABBY HIM”! "He is such a flekle, inconsistent fellow, you will never be happy with him,” said Esther’s friends when they karned of her engagement to a young man who bore the reputation of be ing a sad flirt. Esther, however, mew that her lover had good qualities, aud she was willing to take the risk. In nine cases out of ten it would have proved a mistake; but Esther was an uncommon girl and to every cue's surprise Fred made a model husband. How was it/ Well. Esther had a cheerful sunny temper ami a great deal of tact. Thea Bhe enjoyed perfect health and was always so sweet, neat and wholesome that Fred found his ow n home most pleasant, and his own wife more agreeable than any other being. As the year passed and he saw other women of Esther’s age grow sickly, faded «nd querulous, he realized more and more that he had "a jewel of a wife.” Good health was half the Beeret of Esther’s success. Sne re tained her vitality and good looks, because she warded off feminine weaknesses and ailments by the use of l)r. l*ierce’s Favorite Prescription. Theie are forty-five female lawyers in the United States. For Coughs, Asthma and Throat IliMordrr®, use "Brown's BronchialfTroches. ’ 25 cts. a box. Manly Purity and Beauty j No tongue nor pen can do justice to the esteem In whi’.h the C cticuha Ran edies are h<ld by the thousands upon thousands wb.oeo lives have been made happy by tho euro of agonizing, humiliating, itching, scaly and j imply diseases of the «kin, scalp and blood, with loss of lair. CirricuRA, tiio great Skin Cure, and C uticuka S oap , an exquisite Skin Doautifler, prepared from it, externally, and C uticura R esolvent , the new Blood Purifter, internally, euro every form of skin and blood disease, from pimples to scrofula. THE OLD 8ILVER 8F001V. How fresb in my mind are the days of my sick- When I tossed me in pain/ all fevered gnd sore; The burning, the nausea, the sinking and weakness, And even the old spoon that my medicine bore The old silver spoon, the family spoon. The sick-chamber spoon that my medicine bore. ♦ How loth were my fever-parched lips to re ceive it, How nauseous the stuff that it bore to my tongue, And the pain at my inwards, oh, naught could relieve it, Though tears of disgust from my eyeballs it wrung. The old silver spoon, the medicine spoon. How awful thestuff that itleft on my tongue. Such is the effect of nauseous, grilling medi cines which make the sick-room a memory of horror. Dr, Pierce’s Pleasunt Purgative Pellets on the contrary aro small, sugar-coated, easy to take, purely vegetable and perfectly effective. 25 cents a vial. The French Chamber of fleputies is in favor of removing the duty on wines. Piso's Cure for Consumption is the best Cough Medicine. If you don’t believe it, take a dose. By druggists, 25c. a bottle. See Antisell Piano advertisement. T ry O krmea for breakfast. DELICATE CHILDREN, NURSING Mothers, Overworked Men. and for all diseases where the tissues are wasting away from the inability to digest ordinary food, or from over work of the brain or body, all such should take Mcott'a Emulsion or Pure Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphites. “I used the Emulsion on a lady who was delicate, and threatened with Bronchitis. It put her in such good health and flesh, that 1 must say it is the best Emul sion I ever used.”—L. P. W addell , M. D., 1 Hugh’s Mills, 8. C. _________ Having been aiufforor for two years and a half from a d sease caused by a bruise on the leg, and hiving been cured by tho C uticura R emedies when all other mothixls and remedies failed, 1 deem it my duty to recommend them. I visited Hot Springs to no avail, and tried several doctors without success, and at last our principal druggist, Mr. John P. Finlay (to whom I shall ever feel grateful), spoke to me about C uticura , and I con sented to give them a trial, with the result that I am perfectly cured. There is now no soro about me. I think I can show the largest surface where my sufleiIngs spraiig from of any one in the State. ALEXANDER BEACH, Greenville, Miss. CONSUMPTION SURELY CURED. To the Editor : — Please inform your readers that I have a pos itive remedy for the above named disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy free to any of your readers who have consumption if they will send me their Express aud P. O. address. Respectfully, T. A. SLOCUM. M. C.. 181 Pearl St, New York Pittsburg manufactures from thirty thousand to forty thousand stoves annually. Don’t hawk, hawk, and blow, blow, disgust ing everybody, but use Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. Sold everywhere. Pri e; C uticura , 50 c .; S oap , 25c.; R esolvent , $1. Prepared by tho P otter D rug and C hemical C o ., Boston, Mass. Send for "How to Cure Skin Diseases,” 61 pagis, 50 illustrations, and 1(M) testimonials. Prince Oscar of Sweden has married Miss Munch. Wakelee's Squirrel and Gopher Exterminator. Try it. and prove the best is the cheap st. Wakelee & Co., San Francisco. DIILI1’1'1 S’ WACkh—kdt, re', rough, chapped and I Ini uily skin prevented by C uticura S oap . Camelline improves and prettervea the oomplexion. paine's ■aagtHiKftaAagw RHEUMATISM. fhe Case Stated.— Jan’y 17th, 1883. Messrs George C. Osgood «t Co., druggists, Lowell, Mass., wrote to the undersigned as follows : “Mr. Lewis Dennis, No. 134» Moody street, wishes to recommend St. Jacobs Oil, and desires especially to say that: “O rin R obinson , of Grantville, Mass., a boy of 12 years, came to his house in the rummer of 1881 walking on crutches, his left le_* being bent at the knee for over two months, and could not lie bent back. Mr. Dennis had some St. Jacobs Oil in the house, and gave it to him to rub on his knee. In six days he had no use for his crutches, and went home well without them, as he has been ever since.” I believe Piso’s Cure for Consumption saved my life.—A. II. D owell , Editor Edi Enquirer. Eden- ton, N. C., April 23, 1887. t'j g |g || J H ■ The best Cough Medi- cine is Piso’s C ure for C onsumi ’TION. Children take it without objection. By all druggists. 25c. || ■ SoM by Druggists and Dealers Everywhere. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Baltimore. Md. (impound 6.000.000 PEOPLE USE I ^ENDflTAWPft FOR < II<< I LA1C to M GRIF O FIN, Cettonwoud, Shasta County, <’al , fruit l»elt of Upjier Hacraiuento Valley ; or, to8. GRIFFIN.Tolo. Jackson County, Or., center of Rogue Hirer Valley, mild climate andnroductiveiieag. nvalids’ Hotel and Surgical Instituta Mtuff or FlKhtcen Experienced and Mitill** fill Phyalcinna and Kurgeon». 4 N AGEST WANTED IN EVERY TOWN 2 > on the Pacific (’oast for Kimball's Liquid (due Needed in every family 534 Valencia^ ,H E ,Oa) ALD SORE8 AND ULCERS of Uaf NZ «unding cured by ALLKN’S VIA killNK NAl.VK. Itnuvur < <<ils. Bv Mail. «Sc. Made by J. P. Allen. St. Paul, Minn. And «11 Throat and Lung Trouble«. Mold by all l>ruggiMtM for 50 Cents. J. R. CATE8 A. CO., raoPRIKTORS, 417 Manaome MC m NAN FHAMCHU’O ____ pero<»n uamg f Garden, F leicfor lower EEDS-iriSiX D. M. FBRR V AOO.,D«trolt,Mloh. Use Star Re-Melting Roller Composition The Van Monciscar PISO S CURE FOR CONSUMPTION A SUPBHIOR KKMEDY FOR COUGHS, COLDS INCIPIENT CONSUMPTION CONSTIPATION Kt; The best PIANO on earth 1 H Hines Hro.’a PIANO' PATTI’S preference. Musical Department A- L. Bancroft A Co., lie- me ved to 132 Post St.. San Francisco, Cai. BALSAM P aine ’ s C every C ompound strengthens the stomach, and uuiets the nerves of the diges tive organa. This Is why it cures dten the worso case» of Dyspepsia. P aine *« C ei ery C ompound is not a cathar tic. It is a laxative, giving easy and natural action to the liowels. Regularity eurely fol lows Its use. URE3 1 Nervous Prostration, Nervous Headache, IU-oommende*! by profeyilonal sndbuelneea BURES „ , e i . u n-—4— ---------- Neuralgia, Nervous Weakness, Stomach and Liver Diseases, Rheumatism, Dys- Price old by I ruggirta. _ ’pepsia, and all affections of tho Kidneys. WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO. Prop 1 RURUNGTOtLVT. KNABE! PULMONARY P aine ’ s C kubby C ompound purifies the blood. It drives out the lactic acid, which cautu*B Rheumatism, aud restore« the blood- making organa to a healthy condition. It is the true remedy for Rheumatism. DYSPEPSIA ra g || || H 3?*£ix”xkxei for Balo. RHEUMATISM P aine ’ s C et . ery C ompound quickly reatpre« the liver and kidneys to perfect health. 1 his curative power, combined with its nerve tonics, makes it tho best remedy for all kidney complaints. Corroborative and Conclusive Testimony. —Lowell. Mass., July 9, 1887.—Gentlemen : Mr. Lewis Dennis has just called upon me, and informs me that the boy Orin R «binson, who was a poor cripple on crutches, and was cured by St. Jacobs Oil in 1881; the cure has remained permanent. The young man has been and is now at work at manual labor; the case certainly proves the efficacy of St. Jacobs Oil.—Dr. G eo . C. O sgood , M. D. P aink ’ s C elery C ompound ia a Nerve Tonic which never fails. Containing Celery and Coca, those wonderful nerve «tiinulanta.it speedily cure« ull nervous disorder«. KIDNEY COMPLAINTS I p T so I § UAlinQ So^’ a,,‘l irc® Dorn uhajis and ilnflUO redness, by using C uticura S oap . WEAK NERVES !R III cureswn UsTHIlf Best Cough Byrup. Tastes good. Use in time. Sold by druggists. U j.’’ If I had known of the C uticcra R emrdi — twenty-eight jears ago, it would h^ve saved me $200.00 (two hundred dollars) and un immenM amount of suffering. My disease (Psoriasis) com. monced on my head in a spot not larger than a cent. R r pre ad rapidly all over my feody and got under my nails. The scales would drop off of mo ull the time, and my suffering was endless and without relief. One thousand dollurs would not tempt me to have this disease over again, I am a poor man, but feel rich to be relieved of what some of the doctors said was leprosy, some ringworm pso- tiasis, eta I took .... and.......... Sarsapari las over one year and a half, but no ci'e. 1 went to two or three doctors, and no cure. » *Riinot praise tho C uticura R emedies too much. They have made my skin as clear and free from scales os a baby*«. All I used of them was three boxes of C uticura and three bottles of C uticura R enoi - vent , and two cakes of C uticura S oap , If you had been here and said you would have cured mo for 1200.00, you would havo hiul the money. 1 looked like tlie picture in your book of Psoriasis (picture number two, “Ilow to Cure Skin Diseases"), but now 1 am as clear as any person ever was. Through force of habit I rub my hands over my arms and legs to scratch once in a while, but to no pur|M>se. I am all well. 1 scratched twenty-eight yvars, and it got to bo a kind of second nuture to me. I thank you a thousand times. Any one who reads this may write to mu and 1 will answer it. DENNIS DOWNING. Waterbury, Vt. A REMARKABLE TALE. Snakes Will Not IJ re on Soil From th® Emerald Isle. ALL CHRONIC DISEASES A SPECIALTY.- ratients treated here or at their home«. Many treated at home, throiijrh eorrespontlenoe, tin suceessfully a« It hero Tn person. Come and ■f?c us, or «end ten cents in stamps for our “ Invalids’ Guide-Book,” which gives all partic ular*. Address: W orld ’ s D ispknaary M kdi ® cal A ssociation , M3 Main Bt., Buffulo, N.Y. DISPENSARY. VOBJLAND. OB. Yoang. middlaaged and Id. single or marrLtd men ‘ MANHOOD ess &’ ks : For “worn-out.” “ run-down,”* dubllithtud JanieH Franci* Hogan, in hi» book, school teachora, milliner®, neamfitreflMeg, houae- on, wm X keepors. and overworked women generally. "The Irish in Australia," relates that Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription 1« the Inst ELY’S of nil restorative t*»nles. It Is not a “Cure-all, atarrh VaucluM, one of the prettieat apota on but admirably fulilllHu aingleneM of purpoae, Sydney Harlior, has a curious and ro being a most potent Rpeeltlo for nil thoao mantic history. At the beginning ot Chromic Wciiknesses and DlHuiwes jN’cyllHr to women. The treatment of many tbouianda the century it was chosen as his placo I had catarrh of such ciw’S, at the InvnlldM* Hotel and Surg ical Institute has nfforde<l a large experiHMM of residence by Sir Henry Hays, an very bad, could In adapting remedies for th ir cure, and hardly breathe, Irish Baronet, who had tho misfortune suffered over 10 to be transported for abducting the Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription yea rs Elys Crea m lady on whom he had set his affections, Is the result of this vast experience. For internai congeal Ion, in flu inninlloii Halm is surely but who did not see her way to recip and ulceration« it I® a Specific. It working a cure. I any eure 1 do n<*t mean mwmly to «t«>p them Is a powerful general, as well as uterine, tonic rocate his tender passion. Though for When Several friends a limn and then have them return *g*in. I m"""« and nervine, and Impart® vigor and strength radical cure, 1 ham made the diweaae of FITS, El IL technically a prisoner, Sir Henry's EPKY or FA LI J NO HICKNKMfl a life long-Judy I to the whole system. It cures weakiatw <»f have used it with happy results in stomach, indigestion, bloating, weak back, my rrunruir to cure the wont caaea. Because rank and social position caused him to warrant ■»then have failed in no reaaon for not now jweeidng a nervous prostration, exhaustion. d< t-lllty and every case. li. IV. cure. Hand a>ouo® for a trratiae and a.rrca Bottle sleepk®sn<’KS. in eitheraex. Favorite Prescrip be treated by the authorities ns a priv Sperry, Hartford ot rnr infallible remedy, (live Kipree« and Poet Office. tion is sold by druggists under our positive ileged person, and he was allowed a U. 6. HOUT, .If. C., 183 Prurl Mt. New 1 urk. guarantee. Conn. Bee wrapper around bottle, A particle is applied into each nontril Mid in agveealde full measure of freedom on giving his g O has given unlvsr- _____ an ox *ix iMrrTt.FS Price 50 cent« at druggist*; by mall. r*-giMere<l. 60 cent« PRICE $1.00, FOH »0.00. 1 satisfaction in th« word ot honor that he would make no KLY BROTHER* fifi Greenwich Hwvwt. NewYwk ire of (Jonorrbrea and Bend 10 oents in stamp® for Dr. Pierce’s Inrg® CINDY MAKINS FOR PlEAtUltE OR PROFIT. attempt to leave the colony and return Treat»®« on Disi-as* s of Women ( IGO pag’s, leet. I prescribe It and paper-covered). Ad«lrem. W orld ' r D ishkn - ■yTQI.’Mi FERAGNfl wishing to engage in a light to Ireland. Sir Henry accepted his el safe in recommend- 1 pleaeant. an<l, perhana profitable amusement RAHY MKD1CAL ASSOCIATION. («3 Muiu »tn vt, fate with philosophical resignation, < It to all sufferers. can learn the art of Candy Making at home, arid while Buffalo, N. Y. ____________________ giving amusement U> their friend« and theinnylvea, dia and commenced to build a new home cover whether they have a ta.«te for tho work aa a trad no»», and ther by make a fair liv ng profit f-om a very for himself on the beautiful estate small Invcatmeut. B•-•cripte. and full iruttruction« in <!e LITTLE tail, sufficient for wveral loasona for the mal.ing of which he had purchased and called twelve pimple varieties, aud amply aufflcient for home A. J. KTONFR, B.D., But though the place was, amuaement. Rent for one dollar. Tovift n.-reaeary may Vauclnse. ,**t Prcntlum®. r-r.JWI In um , ’»•TeXeoV» PHXS. Dcestur, III. be found in any kitchen. A'blroea, GEO. F. PER E-’»Lh-bed. N. w and still is, one of the loveliest spots Ml A N fl IX 2° V1VAL. 122 Ellie Hue.-t, Han 1 rancUoo. PRICK. . | | >1 I" Hterl •!.00. Tun ng De •n ea-th, it had at that time one seri vice, hi it** In ri'ioClier l’ia»i", Sold Druggist» by by whkh <»ur Pian te The Oregon National Bank, ous and annoying drawback. It was «land In tur c 20 yean, fo*»d f r loo ; not affected AMTI-BII-IOt n and CATHiBTG. by climate. No wtxxl to lyri-ak, «well, «brink, or ronTi.A^i». infested with snakes. crock, de*ay, or wear out; we guarantee it. Eie One day, however, a bright idea •ent Roeewood Ca**«, 8 rtrHg«, double re.eati.if SICK HEADACHE, Bt-tion; firieet Ivoty key«; the Fammi« ANT1HEI I* struck Sir Henry as he was cogitating Call nr write hr ('ataf'^u««. free T M ANTIMELL Hl’lone Reedevhe, Tlwm.« • wml nf'»’’« il—tom Dlsilneto, S'o.isilpa- on the subject, and wondering if there PIANO<_’<» , Manufacturers, O«id Fellow»' 1UII, Mar. tlon, ■■■.llnestloii, SH.Ui EXCHA NOB <x>tort Y«a. Let and Sevento Street», Mon Francie* o. and RlllousAllarks, were any practical means of ridding g.’liSSfe« ’ promt: it omrt by t>r. himself of these unwelcome intruders. Pierre's plee.enl P-Vr fl HERMAN _____ _____ Pur«e<lve Fellers, a He resolved to try a bold and re ■tti <i»Lby I'rmnri**. markable experiment. He would see AGENTS WANTED whether the virtue of St. Patrick's pro For onr celebrated Portraits. v%’ork ArvC-ela**. B:g money to active men. Pecific Portrait <’o . hibition of snakes on Irish soil would 1221 Market flt.. B. F. extend to the same soil if transferred C ACC Valuable Meli, al flev 'M for married! He ac □ RrC |a<lle«. Mend One Ik.'larand r»< »lve to the other side of the world. information by return mail Medical Specialties cordingly sent home for a number ot 101 W. Het street. Boom It. N. Y. < ity. MEN S FURNISNÍNC GOODS. barrels of Irish soil, and they arrived OAMHÜT nrnnüQ <>nr* Han »anclacn in Sydney in due course. Sir Henry uAMUbL ubUUbu and later of T« and 232 Kearny St, San Francisco Utah. nlea®>- «end a/tdre«« at olire to t'harles I*. then spread thia imported earth, as far Drace. room 7. No. H Hanna®« Ity Mo. as it would go, around hie residence, sfa r To a® a Oay. Samples worth fl.V) FREF- with the result, very gratifying to him Northwestern Detective Bureau. JKh IJ»*« n‘* un ,er lh* *'*•*•!•*_ Write Bsrw. BKATTLK, W. T. self, that his domestic precincts were Tb« North*«Uri UviTn i R«nrTTRaivB*LM»<’o .Holly..Vf Irh D torti*« Bureau. I*« rp»*r*»*d by never afterwards troubled by snakes, the la®« r*f Wa«h n«U>n F«»rU ry In b«« e*-rrr* ufmde« ta «tatinn«**! al all Imiwrtanl All 'to«*<t although the other portions of the es |v« b'latn««« <>f etfbf-r <-nminai or dot character pr>mp<ly SHIRTS TO ORDER. 11 attotMlrd to W**ireir« a««uU and er rr»vp>>u< tonte I« tate continued to be infested by the «r«r» ei«y an-l town I® t e United and « aaada $1000 reptiles. Sn-ceeding occupants of All b«Mirm«s «trlc.l» c»* fi*tot.Ual A btr-m all letter* to ZaaowtadwM tae a»oM drtighUal and ce»y really BoarNw«-TBR« b'rr«T!vs Hi «m flea’U« w T harmWa toile« triple ever pr.41t»eed for »««nUfytng Vaucluse, among them the distin and eraeerVng rnupkikm r m-.ring tan. aui.burn guished statesman, W. C. Wentworth, fywkUa and ell bh-mtoh» • and roughnew rjf the akin Kl J3 md.e-4 by th. ebt® «rtMy eed the all agree in testifying to the singular ~ ^«e kg ah' dnugleW a* M een*a per hottie Wh^.'adFv3 lUmXetwr-d by W M WlbDotf fact that a snake was never known to ,Eto^' BOO . Cb—isW Portia»! o r«—a cross the chanped circle ot Irish earth. *"*” *“ ,’*1 1 CREAM BALM. C I CURE FITS! « REWARD!