WHO QAVt THE MOST? A haughty Kln^ of former days. Longed to oonu.lemorate his praise Through al the coming ages. What would adorn his royal name? How best perpetuate his fame On time enduring pages! Would monument or stoned urn Teach all the world his worth to learn! Ambition vaulted higher. A vast cathedral should proclaim Who gave to God the most -’hat name Be carved on base and si r j This story he would not divide With any mortal. In h:s pric e It must be his alone. ’Twas finished, and on chance w ill His name on tablet gleamed, that all The gracious deed might own. Before the chancel rail that night In dream he stood; and saw the light Was dinn but dimmer grew The inscription on the tablet s face. When lo. blazed forth to take his place, A name he never knew? In waking hours, he lightly thought On nightly visions. When he sought Next time his pillow's rest, The self-same dream he dreamed again, “Who mars my work,’’ he cried, in pain, “Or mocks my known behest?” Once more the royal dreamer slept. Again the taunting vision crept As twice it came before. “Whose name is this? Bring to my throne The one whose work supplants my own! I’ll suffer this no more.” An humble widow, clad in weeds. Whose dally toil for dally needs Scarce kept the wolf at bay, Answered the summons. “Who art thou!” He sternly said. “Upon thy vow Now speak. What canst thou say!” *My lord, O King.” she faltering said, *1 knew your will, and longed to aid This glorious work for God. The mule which drew the stone—each day I brought, at noon, a wisp of hay To help him bear his load.” “Alas! I see," the monarch cried, “’Tis work for God, not selfish pride, Which earns the true ‘ws'll done.’ Thy name shall on the tablet stay. For I have learned this blessed day How Love the contest won." —Ruth Alleyn, in Youth's Companion. A GHASTLY WRITER. A. Most Weird Experience With s» Twistleton, Q. O. — Several strange things have hap pened to me in my life that my friends could never account for. They could never understand how I got an intro duction to Twistleton, Q. C., nor why that learned gentleman, after allow ing me to devil his work for him for ten years without putting any thing in my way, suddenly used every effort and influence he was capable of to put an important and valuable junior prac tice in my hands. Twistleton, Q. C.. was a hard, selfish man. In person he was like a badly dried moth, whose long, old-fashioned whiskers resembled the remains of wings; and there was consequently great surprise when Twistleton mar ried Lucy Travers, who, as you will remember, was the belle of her season. But the Travers were not so well off as they pretended to be, and Twistleton. as we all know, made his fifteen thou sand a year, and had, if any thing, an ever-increasing practice in the chan cery division. Twistleton was undoubtedly a great lawyer and a man of great common sense, but he had two fads. He was a believer in ghosts and ho wrote every thing in his chamber upon a Reming ton typewriter. Twistleton and his wife were staying one June in Norfolk, at Lady Barn dore's. Twistleton was due in town to argue the great patent oase concerning sewing machines of Buncombe and an other against Badger, in the Court of Appeals, on Wednesday morning. I expected him back in chambers on the Monday evening, understanding that he intended rejoining his wife at the end of tho week; for this case would last at least three days, and Twistleton was in several other eases on the list. About eight o'clock on Monday even ing, I had dined early at my club; and was engaged noting up Twistleton's papers, when he entered with his Glad stone bag and rug, looking, as I thought, tired and out of spirits. When Twis tleton was in town by himself he always slept at his own chambers, as in the old days before he wat married, and his breakfast (a chop and two eggs) was sent from the “Cock.” Twistleton, having heard that Foss, his clerk, had to say on the subject of retainers, dismissed him. Then he slammed down the windows, which I had opened to let in what fresh air there was in Ol<l Square, carefully closed the door, let himself into the hard chair in front of his writing table, and idly leaned over the papers which were in front of him. At length the outer door was heard to close; Foss had departed, and Twistleton broke silence. “Penrose, my dear fellow. I’m un- comfortable. ” Twistleton, I may remark, was al ways on the best of terms with me, and treated me as a friend, for I believe I was useful to him. I had made great way in his affections by solemnly ad vising him to marry Miss Travers when [ saw he was bent on doing so; but, since his marriage. I am not sure that this course of conduct of mine had been altogether to my advantage. I looked to him for afurther explanation, which I saw was coming. “Penrose, my dear, fellow, who do you think is at Lady Barndore’s?” I shook my head, being utterly in ig norance. "Charley Colston," replied Twistle ton, trying to carve his whiskers with the paper knife. "Charley Colston.” Poor Charley Colston! It was well known that he had paid his addresses to pretty Mrs. Twistleton in former days, and report said she had encour aged them. No wonder Twistleton waa excited. I knew him to be of an ex tremely jealous nature. "Now mark me, Penrose,'’ said Twistleton, shaking his forefinger at me as he would at Lori Usher in the Appeal Court—“what took place yes terday when I was playing tennis? The whole time, sir, he and she were talk ing and chatting together, and laugh- ! ing—yea, laughing! Perhaps at my play, for I played abominably; I know it I could not bear to see them.” Twistleton's tennis was never first rate. He had begun to play too late tn life. He was an annoying partner, as he alwavs insisted on leading, tak ing all the difficult strokes, and failing at them. He waa a still more objec tionable opponent, as ho was always taking technical objections on points of practice. Still, however badly one plays, it is not pleasant to be laughed at, even by one’s wife. I tried to soothe Twistleton, but he interrupted me: “Now, there is another point I desire to urge.” Twistleton always spoke as though he was addressing the Court of Appeal. “When I asked my wife to wime back to-day, she point blank re fused. What do you think of that?” “Nothing whatever,” I answered. “She had arranged to stay, and you are going down on Saturday again. I think you are making mountains out of molehills.” “I hope I am, Penrose: I hope I am,” replied Twistleton mournfully; “but you didn’t see them—I did;” and Twis tleton sighed deeply. Then the subject dropped, and we got to work on a small case. Soon, Twistleton, with a self-complacent smile on his countenance, was playing an opinion on his typewriter. It was to him, 1 Relieve, as though each note he struck produced a deep mellow tone, and not a capital or sm dl Roman. I can remember when Twistleton first had hiu typewriter. In those days he used to sit at it for hours, practising; hitting first one note and then the other, at intervals varying between ten seconds and two or three minutes, every now and then using the most horrible language, as he put a capital for a small Roman or missed a space. Then his efforts looked as though they were the productions of six drunken printers who had each taken an absent comrade’s work for the day; and they were always copied before they went to he clients. Now the machine went click, click, click, evenly and merrily. Twistleton was a perfect master of it. I have seen him write with it with his eyes shut 1 have no doubt that if he could have stood on his head, and if it had been consonant with the dignity of a Queen’s counsel to do so, he could have played his instrument in that posture. The opinion finished, Twistleton, who was a very methodical man, put a fresh sheet of paper in readiness to commence again, folded and signed what he had written, and bade me good-night. His last words to me were: “I hope you are right about Charley Colston. ” “I am sure of it,” I said. “I wish I were.” To-morrow we were to have a long day at Buncombe versus Badger. When I arrived in the morning Twis tleton was at breakfast. I no sooner entered than he set down his egg spoon, and, rushing to me with a piece of paper, thrust it into my hands. “Read that,” he cried excitedly— “read that.” I noticed that Twistleton seemed un well. There was a wild look in his eyes. His chop was untouched—a re versal of Twistleton’s procedure at breakfast, which was more extraordi nary to me than his strange appear ance. The egg he was eating was, to to any one with a sense of smell, mani festly a bad one; a most pretentous fact to me, who remember hearing Twistleton—who never knew any crimi nal law—seriously tell the boy from the “Cock” that he believed a bill of attainder would lie against him for bringing him a bad egg. What did it all mean? I looked at tho paper in my hand; on it were two words, neatly printed—“Charley Colston.” I stared blankly at Twistleton. What did it mean? Twistleton was shaking visibly. “Do you believe in ghosts?” he asked anxiously. “Certainly not,” I replied. “Ah!” sighed Twistleton, and added sententiously: “ ‘There are more things in Heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.’ ” This was the only quotation I ever heard him utter that did not come from the Law Reports. I believe he fancied it was a phrase he had in vented in his early youth when he first began to believe in ghosts. •‘If you don’t believe in ghosts who wrote that message on my type writer?” Twistleton’s manner was very im pressive. I felt like a witness com mitting perjury. “I tell you, I found it this morning when I went to write a letter just be fore breakfast. Who wrote it?” he shouted. “Who wrote it? I will know.” “Perhaps Foss,” I suggested. “He has not been here, and can’t use the typewriter.” I hail heard him say so, but did not believe it Foss was afraid of over working himself, and so did not choose to learn it, but any fool could use it if he liked to learn. My opinion was that Foss could use it He was like the monkeys, who as the negro said, “could talk if they would, but knew if they did they would be made to work.” “How about the laundress?” I sug gested. “Ah! the laundress,” repeated Twis tleton, thoughtfully; “the laundress.” So Mrs. Buttick, the lanndress, was sent for when Foss came in; but she de nied all knowledge of the typewriter oi the writing, making a new suggestion, which did not, to our thinking, much advance the solution of the mystery, and that was that the culprit was th* cat. ••It is a message,” said Twistleton. mysteriously; “a message!” “Nonsense!” I said. “Some fellow has strolled in, and written the name for fun.” “Fun!” cried Twistleton,indignantly. “Fun?” And then more quietly: “No, I am sure of it; it is a message.” Very little of Buncombe versus Badger could I get into Twistleton's head that day. Plans and specifica tions he seemed not to understand; the the seductive literary style of the affi davit had no charm for him. He could only gaze at the paper in hie hand, and murmur ever and anon: “A mes sage!” I saw it was best to humor him, and at my suggestion the typewriter was locked up that night, and he took the key with him ir his bed-room. We had had a rattling good dinner togeth er, and when I left Twistleton he was in much better spirits. “If ths ghost comes to-night he won't be able to get at the typewriter, any how.” I said laughing. “Hush! I don’t know,” replied Twis tleton, solemnly. “It is no jesting sub ject” I went my way, wondering how a man with Twistleton’s practice could believe in ghosts and who the deuce had written Charley Colston's name on the typewriter. The next morning I walked down to Twistleton’s directly after breakfast. I found him to be in the wildest imag inable condition. He had taken every precaution, locking up the typewriter, placing the key under his pillow; and yet, here was the message, as he called it, printed in clear, faultless style: “Charley Colston. He is with your wife. Charley Colston.” “I must go. I must go. Oh! Pen rose, what shall I do?” he cried in agony, as I entered the room. “Go?” I said; “and who is to lead in Buncombe versus Badger?” He was silent, and buried all of his face, except his whiskers, in his hands. Even his hands, large and uncouth as they were, could not contain his whiskers. “Think of Writson and Clarne. What will they sayP” I urged, seeing the effect my words had on him. “They rely on you in this ease.” The name of this eminent firm seemed to calm Twistleton to some ex tent “My dear Penrose,” he said in a trembling voice, “this is a message; I am sure of it. But I will do my duty;, I will stay by my clients.” “Twistleton, you speak like a Queen’s counsel and a man of honor,” I said, seizing him by the hand, proud to shake it. “If it is a message,” I added, to humor him, “it will come again fto-night. I will tell you what we will do. We will watch the type writer all night.” Twistleton wrung my hand with gratitude at this suggestion of mine and calmed himself. I made him eat sonu of his cold chop, and sent for some brandy and water for him, in stead of the tea, which had already stood in the teapot for more than an hour. Then I endeavored to coach him in Buncombe versus Badger, but with small success. Then we went over to the Appeal Court, in which I took my seat; for, though I was not briefed in the case, I had nothing else to do, and was interested in seeing how Twistleton got on with it He was very able at picking up a case as he went along, and the Court of Appeal stood greatly in awe of him. I had never seen him as nervous as he was to-day—not even on his wedding day —and I was quite frightened for him. Lord Usher, M. It, supported by Smugg, L. J., and Summer bosh, L. J., formed tho court. Twistleton came in late; he had been at a consultation. As he entered I heard two solicitors’ clerks say to each other: “Whojis that with the whiskers?” “Twistleton, Q. C.; he has the big gest practice at the bar.” “He looks like a boiled owl,” sug gested his companion. “Drinks, I believe,” was the reply. This was horrible, for Twistleton was a follower of Prebendary Falutin, the great teetotaler. But certainly Twistleton had a dissi pated look this morning. His eyes were red, and the lines nnder his eyes were very dark and hollow; his cheeks were pale and yellow. Something of this kind, I fancy, the Master of the Rolls remarked to Lord Justice Smugg, who nodded assent. Twistleton rose to open the case, which was a very intricate one, and Lord Usher, according to his constant practice, interrupted him with the reg ularity of a piece of clockwork every two and a half minutes, and then won dered why he did not understand the ease and shook himself impatiently. Much to Lord Usher’s astonishment, Twistleton did not deliver any of those stinging retorts by which he was wont to keep the Court of Appeal in order, and frighten their lordships into decid ing in his favor. On noticing this Lord Usher began to chaff and rally Twistleton in a manner that was the admiration of the junior bar, the two Lords Justices, and, not least of all, of the Master of the Rolls himself. At length Twistleton. in expatiat ing on the merits of Bun combe's sewing mawfiine, alluded to it as a typewriter. Whereupon Lord Usher mid, with a humorous leer, that if it had been a question of typewriters, no doubt Mr. Twistleton, would have been called as a specialist to give evidence, and would not have been arguing the case before them. At which those in the court who knew of Twistleton's fad tittered; and his Lordship's namesakes who stand about the court put their hands before their faces and shook visi bly for a moment or two, and then called out “Hush!” and looked angry. But Twistleton lost his temper over this and asked his Lordship if his Lord ship meant to hint that the Court did not want to hear him, and intimated his intention, if such was the case, of sit ting down. And then the whole court was really quite silent for a minute or two, in anticipation of a row; and every one ceased to fidget and paid close at tention to Lord Usher; to hear him, with his blandest and most urbane of «miles, explaining how it was the groat privilege of that court to listen to Mr. Twistleton, and what a high value they set upon that privilege, and how it waa quite inconceivable to him (Lord Usher) that he (Mr. Twistleton) could imagine for a moment that this court or any other court should wish him to sit down. Whereupon Twistleton murmured that his Lordship was very good, meaning thereby that he should like to be with his Lordship in a small n>om where he could give him a bit of his mind. Then the case proceeded quite regularly, until Twistleton hand<*d fx»rd Usher a lot of papers to explain his cane; and Lord Usher coming to one, said, with a knowing side glance at Smugg. L J, that, from the handwriting, it must be a note of Mr. Twistleton’s in another rase; as he did not know that any one of the name of Charles Colston was a party to this case. And what would have happened then I don't know; only the court rose for lunch. I heard two or three people say that day that ‘*Twistletc n, poor fellow, waa doing more work than he ought to;’'that • Twistlqun was • clever fellow, bat he •onia not afford Co-hum the candle at not railed on Mrs. Penrose, and, al THE TOMB OF JULIET. SHE MARRIES LATE. l»oth enjs.” Indeed, Twistleton's though my wife assures me that she is strange conduct in Buncombe versus rather glad of it, she is always telling One of the Characteristics of the Boston A Cold, Matter-of-Fact Description of a Famous Sepulcher. Badger was the general topic of con- me now that she does not think so good Girl and the Reasons for It. It is not possible to come to or from /ereation in the robing-ruom. The Boston society girl, as a rule, a story should bo lost to the world as When Twistleton came out of court 1 that of “Twistleton’s Typewriter.”— does not marry young. In this hyper» Venice without paying a visit to Ve bore an climate the female of our species rona. Any quantity of spinsters from had the greatest difficulty to prevent Cornhill Magazine. him from rushing down to Norfolk by blossoms late. At twenty she is simply America, of both the antique and the ;he night train. He was sure it was a bud, and she docs not fairly bloom modern type, are traveling over Eu THE HAY CROP. rue; he believed in the message. 1 until she is three or four years older. rope this season on their own hook. •alined him down, and we had dinner How Poor Uiul ( wn beWade a Source of In cold countries women, like vege Parties of three an<| four are encoun Great Profit. table growths, develop slowly. Here tered everywhere, Acting in a perfectly together at my club. He had to con Hay is one of the most valuable crops it is winter eight months in tho year, independent manner, and ignorance of tinue his speech in the morning. I ried to coach him in Buncombe versus of the country, worth millions of dol and there is small chance for any thing tho language of tho country where they Badger, but it was of no avail. I do lars, and upon it depend the life ami to sprout At sweet sixteen tho may be does not interfere in the least Not one of them iot think he even knew for which side well-being of millions of animals. Hay sprightly maiden of our modern Athens with their comfort must be had, cost what it will. It is a is in pinafores. At nineteen she is still who gets to this part of the world will be was appearing. staple crop. It is true, the price fluct in short dresses going to school; for miss Verona and tho tomb of Juliot, We agreed that we would sit up in watches and so keep our eyes on the uates somewhat, according to the this is tho English style, you know, and nor will they permit any one else they abundance or scarcity of the crop, but typewriter all night. There was a sofa it seldom or never falls below the cost whatever is British “goes” in this meet to pass by it. Now, I never took town. If she is a younger sister her much stock in Romeo and Juliet. It in the recess of the window, and Twis- leton sent me to bed and placed him of producing the same. There is al servitude in the nursery is well nigh always struck me that they were two self on this. I bade hlq; good-night, and ways a sale for hay, and the farmer hopeless. But even after she has very ridiculous persons, and the very has little difficulty in realizing on his emerged from the chrysalis of imma best thing they ever did was to get took his bed for th(^ first half of the crop. Some lands are better adapted turity into the condition of the fash themselves out of the way. But as I night. About two o’clock in the morn produce hay than others. A clay ionable butterfly her education is in was told so many times it would not do ing I woke and went to Twistleton. to or any strong, moist soil, is well definitely continued. In the intervals to be so near Verona and not go He was wide awake, reading some soil, suited to producing grass, while a light, of social dissipation she is obliged to there, I went and made the pilgrimage papers, on the sofa. soil is of little value for the pur attend all sorts of lectures on the most to the tomb of Juliet The tomb is a “Have you seen any thing?” I asked. sandy pose. abstruse subjects. She pursues eccen fraud. It is nothing but a dilapidated “Nothing whatever,” he replied. Every farmer should raise tho crops tric courses of reading, and acquires an old marble sarcophagus kept in a little “Nor heard any thing?” that his land is best adapted to pro intimate knowledge of strange re hut in the far end of the big garden of “Not a sound.” We took the lamp to the typewriter duce. If one has good grass land, let ligions and out-of-the-way philosophies. a Franciscan monastery. The walk and opened it. There was the sheet of him raise hay and a good crop of it, In classes with others of her sex she oc from the outside gate is under paper as he always left it, untouched. too. There are writers who contend cupies her time in cultivating the arts an over-hanging arbor of vines, Twistleton locked it up again and took that it will not pay to top-dress grass and sciences. I’ll us she is able to at from which great bunches of lands, but that the better way is to cul tain a degree of mental superiority grapes hang in the utmost profusion. the key. tivate the land with hoed crops for two which renders it possible for her to These grapes were really quite de “Put it under your pillow.” “I will,” he replied; “it’s very good or three years, until the same is in good look down with immeasurable con licious and afforded the only compen condition, and then sow to grass, and tempt upon her fellow creatures in sation for the visit The sarcophagus i of you to sit up Wke tlffikJ4 “It’s nothing at all, 1 assure you,” I keep on so as long as a paying crop can pantaloons. In case she does not marry, is empty, and what has become of Ju be secured;then plow the land, and treat this scorn of tho inferior masculine liet’s body can not be told. The senti. answered. as before. This may do very well when gender is likely to be steadily and pro mental individuals who come to look “Keep strict watch, won’t you?” dressing can not readily be obtained, gressively aggravated with advancing have left their cards for the spirit of “I promise you,” I said. Juliet These cards are cleared out of Twistleton shook me by the hand, I or it costs too much to secure it, but years. 1 have observed with pain that Bos the sarcophagus, I suppose, several with emotion, and went out; he looked experience has shown that, as a very ill and wretched, I thought, and rule, it will pay well to top- ton women generally seem to consider times a year. When I looked into it was sorry for him. Was it a ghost’s dress good grass lands and it it quite the thing to look down upon there were two thousand or three thou message or what that was making his docsnot take much arithmetic to prove the men. It is very hard. I really sand cards lying at the bottom bear life a burden to him? Should I solve it. We have in mind a farm where can not imagine why it is. But they ing the names of high and low titled the land is naturally good, but where do. It appears to be the fashion here persons, from Counts and Countesses the mystery to-night? I waited about an hour and a half. the crop of hay was not over a ton to to regard the male animal of the genus down to plain Smith with no prefix. The dawn came peeping through the the acre on all the land devoted to homo as rather a necessary evil than The Capulet mansion is also one of the painted shutters and made the lamp grass. This land was plowed and otherwise. As a producer of money he attractions of Verona. Tho balcony look dim. I was almost dozing—in planted one year with potatoes, and is useful, but in all else not particularly where Juliet used to stand and listen fact, I had shut my eyes and lost con sowed down again to grass. The crop desirable. If available as a partner in to the serenades is perched very high sciousness for perhaps a minute, per that followed for the next three or marriage he receives the attention due up, and Romeo and the other gallants haps more. A sharp clicking sound four years—two crops a year generally to such a rarity; but once disposed of of Verona must have strained their awoke me. It was the typewriter. —would average more than three tons, matrimonially he lapses into the for necks to get a sight of her. The There, seated on a chair in front of it, and, in some cases, five tons to the lorn condition of other benedicts, who churches of Verona are very quaint and playing nimbly on the queer instru acre. This hay sold for twenty-five pass their time, when not engaged in very antique, portions of one of them, ment, was a white, misty figure. It dollars per ton. This land was top business, lounging at the clnbs, while according to the story of the guide, go had finished. It closed the cover down dressed as often as every second year, their wives are busy forwarding tho ing as far back as the so ven th century. work of societies for the advancement The most interesting sight In all Vero and turned the key. It wheeled round and some of it every year. If it pays to raise hay, it pays the of human knowledge in various na to mo was the old Roman amphithe to the door, and I saw the face and whiskers I knew so well; it was Twistle better to raise large crops, and it is branches. I was talking the other day ater, comparatively as perfect as when easy to do this if one will use the means. with a fair acquaintance of mine about built, and which, constructed entirely ton himself. My first impulse was to wake him, We think there is money in the hay the recently announced engagement of of stone, with that Roman cement but I had heard that it was dangerous crop for many farmers who are now a girl wo both knew. “What sort of a which dynamite often fails to affect, to wake persons walking in their sleep. quite indifferent in respect to its value. fellow is the prospective husband?” I looks almost indestructible. I do not see why modern builders can not take asked. He want<?d all the sleep he could get, — Congregationalism “Oh, harmless,” was the reply, with a lesson from these architects of old.—• so I decided to let him alone, to walk a shrug of tho shoulders which was Baltimore Sun. down to my own chambers and get FORMIDABLE WEAPONS. evidently intended to express a con some more rest myself. When *1 got THE FINGER-RING. out into Old Square I could not help What Destructive Genius In Doing to Mak* viction that a non-interfering disposi tion was the best thing to be expected An Ornament Which lias Tickled the Van War Impossible. roaring with laughter. It was too ity of Innumerable Area. When first tho torpedo came in sight in a man. funny. The idea of old Twistleton At any rate, tlws is the view enter Of all the ornaments with which van writing messages to himself on the as an effective weapon of war, its de typewriter, and being frightened out of structive possibilities at once placed tained by the typical young woman of ity, superstition and affection have dec his wits by them. What a story to tell a cheek upon nations disposed toward our enlightened metropolis. She mar orated the human form, few have more against him! No one would believe it, hostilities, and since then the improve ries late, if at all, because the young curious bits of history than the finger ment in toped o service and the con men—originally too few in number to ring. From the earliost times the ring it was too good to be true. I awoke a little late next morning, struction of torpedo boats have supply the market—must struggle long has been a favorite ornament, and the tho navies of the and hard in this overcrowded commun reasons for tli s general preference but went straight down to Old Square monaced But this was only the ity before they find themselves in a shown for it over other articles of jew before breakfast. Alas! I was too world. late. 'There was Foss in misery over a beginning of a series of Inventions in position to support a family. I would elry are numerous and cogent Orna hasty scrawl of Twistleton’s. He had gunnery, projectiles and explosives strongly advise the Boston girl to “go ments whose place is on some portion gone to Barndore by the early train; which, if they continue at the same West” and seek a refuge from old- of tho apparel, or in the hair, mnst be Foss was to make any excuse he thought rate for another gen ration, will make maidenhood in far Dakota or Montana, laid ««ide with the clothing or head fit to Writson and Clarne. There was war actually impossible. For under where any thing in petticoats is at a dress; are thus easily lost and often not at once missed. Pins, brooches, buck the typewriter shattered into a thou* tho new conditions a resort to arms will premium.— St. Louis Globe Democrat. les, clasps, buttons, all sooner or later sand pieces, its intricate machinery a 1)0 little short of tho certainty of anni YOUNG WOMEN WORKERS. becomo defective in some part and are di apeless chaos. I shuddered to think hilation. The torpedo boat, as shown what would happen if there was any by recent tests of our Navy Depart Trial« to Which They Arc Fxpoaed In New liable to escape from an owner uncon York Stores and Oitlccs. scious of the defect in the mechanism. thing between Charley Colston and ment has seen its best days. By the There has been created in New York The links of a necklace in time become use of the electric light, a veasol can Mrs. Twistleton. In town everv one was a>kin«r what pick out the swiftest of these assailants City a class of young ladies who work worn, and the article is taken off to be had become of Twistleton. The rumor while yet nt a distance sufficiently great for a living as telegrapher«, type mended; the spring or other fastening went round the law courts tlrat he was to insure its destruction. The self writers, secretaries and other intel of a bracelet is easily broken, and the insane. I maintained a discreet moving torpedo, however, which can lectual occupations. Of course several bracelet vanishes. With regard to silence. Mr. Clarne was almost crying be sent long journeys beneath the wa scandals have become notorious among ornaments fastened to parts of as Slokoach, murmuring something ter, under tho direction of an operator them, careless tongues wag recklessly, the savage body, mutilation is about “bad news anti his learned at a distance, is still a dangerous weap but as a rule they are just about tho necessary, the ear must be bored, the leader,” rose to continue Twistleton’s on, capable of indefinite improvement nicest, loveliest girls in town. A phi nose be pierced, the cheeks or lips be opening. Lord Usher, unrestrained by In its efficacy. But it is in other de lanthropic matron of millions said to slit, and, even after these surgical the presence of Twistleton, made the partments that the progress of destruct me: “Half the stories these girls tell operations arc completed, the articles are of tho tests their characters are used for adornment aro generally in Court of Appeal a place of fiery tor ive ingenuity is most marked. We have com mon ted upon the work put to, ami tho approaches thejfeforevor convenient, and sometimes, by their ment to that eminent elderly junior, Mr. Slokoach. Bustle, Q. C., for done by tho new dynamite gun, which must guard against One young iady weight or construction, are extremly Badg<v, was not even called upon to proved itself capable of discharging I know of secured a place as secretary painful. In striking contrast with decorations reply; Buncombe and another were with accurate aim six pounds of dyna to a lawyer on one day, and the next mite against a target from one to throo day he flung his arms around her and worn on the clothing, in the hair, dismissed, with costs. The early train stopped, as I knew, miles distant That this can l>o Im kissed her. Another had to carry around the neck and arms, or pendent at every station, forty in number. I proved to greater distructivenoss can manuscript to an office every now and from the ears, lips and nose, is the could imagine poor Twistleton’s state hardly be doubted. At tho same time then, and one day the white-haired finger-ring, the model of convenience. of mind as he pottered along in a slow it is announced that a method of pack heiul of the place vowed be loved her. It is seldom lost, for It need not be train to Barndore. He arrived at the ing dynamite shells has boon discover He said he was unhappily married, but taken off; requires no preparatory house about breakfast time—I have the ed, by means of which they may be dis he hojjed that would provoked her sym mutilation of the body, Is not painful, story from Grimbleton, who was there charged from ordinary cannon, with as pathy and not her dislike. An employe is always in view, a perpetual reminder —he came into the break fast-room, and much ease and safety as if they wore of the customs service, not so far either of the giver or of the purpose for his appearance elicited a shout of sur the common iron sphere. Even th s from here as to be out of this State, which it is worn. does not mark the farthest advance of was sent to search a suspected woman The popularity of the ring must, prise. “What has become of Buncombe ver invention. Tho Russian government smuggler, and when she undertook therefore, be in a large measure due to sus Badger?” cried Lord Barndore. is now guard1 ng carefully the secret of her task the smuggler proved to l»e a its convenience, and that this good a reported now explosive, which has man—a very keen-witted practical hu quality was early learned may lx» In “Settled, eh?” “Not that I know of,” muttered been named “sleetover.” The peculiar morist One concern in town, which ferred from the Hebrew tradition, Twistleton, sulkily; and then, looking ity of this alleged new form of gun employs hundreds of girls, put detec which attril utes the invention of this around fiercely, asked: “Where’s my powder is said to be that it explodes tives on the side-walk to prevent them ornament to Tubal-Cain the “instructor by expanding in one direction, and from being insulted out of doors by of every artificer in brass and iron.”— wife?” j “Not down yet,” replied Lord Barn that in the course to be taken by tho persons waiting for them to come cut Popular Science Monthly. projectile. Ordinary powder exert« its The detectives wonid be more useful dore. —Though discovered in 1879, saccha Twistleton looked hastily round, as expansive force in all directions, inside the building. But the subject though in search of some one else, and so that immensely thick and heavy makes me wax warm as I ponder over rine is just beginning to be manufact It, and the things which I know about ured on a large scale, near Magde then tore up-stairs to his wife’s room. guns are necessary to withstand The whole company looked at each rending influence of a discharge. With woman’s work beside man pour In on burg, Prussia. Having 900 times th« the new explos’ve, expanding forward my intellect like a young Niagara. You sweetening power of cano sugar, this other in silence. There was some explanation about only, tho construction of artillery would also lie indignant could you remarkable product is adapted to’’»any “bad news,” but the Twistleton« never would become of little importance. It know the sum of torture girls put up uses. It is expected to be especially | went into mourning, ami Mrs. Twistle is Mid that a heavy nd«sile was actual with to keep floorwalkers and su|>erin- valuablo in medecine on account of ton seemed very merry all that day. ly discharged by this moans from a tendents from falsely reporting them Its absolute harnilessness. — Arkansaw getting them discharged, Trace ler. It is true Twistleton shut himself up a cardboard tube, without material in and —The production of locomotives In good deal. Grimbleton told me that jury to t-he weapon. If artillery can be the armor they have to wear he never understood the whole bnsi- made light enough for easy transporta to keep employers in th<-ir places, the Europe during the year 18<36 amounted ; neas in the least; in fact, in Twistle- tion, and If a charge of dynamite or things they have to hear and see in si in England to 2,200; Germany, 2,090; ! ton’s circle it waa a nine days’ won- I he still more powerful explosives of lence, knowing that there is no redress France, 1.000; Ihdgiiim, fiOO; Austria. I der. By the bye. I almost forgot to recent note ran be substituted for shot but to throw up their livings.”—AT. K 400; Switzerland, 120; Italy, 70; Sweden, 60; Russia, 40, and Holland, 20; in all, mention that Charley Colston left and «hell, no army, no fortifications Cor. Albany Journal. 6,400 engines. The largest works in Barndore to lie married In Scotland and no ships-of-war con d withstnndan — A correspondent says: “ The scen the day after Twistleton caine to town. attack by such machinery. Already ery of the Straits of Magellan and the world are the Baldwin Ix»coinotive Wh«n Twistleton returned to Old the enormous cost of maintaining war Smith's Sound is magnificent. Vegeta Works, in Philadelphia, which are ca Square he was a sadder amt wiser man. rquipm« nts has proved the most power- tion grows from the water's edge, tor- pable of turning out 600 per year. He gave up believing in ghosts, and fnl advocate of p<»ace known to man race almve terrace, their straight lines Borsig, in Berlin, can produce 300 in did not buy another typewriter. I kind. Destructive genius will yet make ever and anon broken by some beauti that time. —The wheat-growing Interests of the told Twistleton that I would not let the war altogether impossible.— St. Paul ful inlet into which an enormous gla Northwest, the mining interests of the matter go any further, and I men Pioneer Press. cier stretches, and the background far West, and the cotton-growing in tioned at the time that he might get me composed of purple, then snowclad — The university of King’s College, the junior brief in Buncombe versus mountains which throw Swiss Alpsand terests of the South are counting on a Badger, which went to the House of Windsor, Nova Scotia. is the oldest of Spanish Pyrenees Into insignificance. great increstee In demand from home Utrda, where, through Twistleton's all the British North American col On a summer day such views keep th« sources on account of the spread of clear argument«, I »rd Usher and leges. The royal charter under which traveler on deck from dawn till even population in those regiona The low Lords Justices Smugg and Summcr- it waa founded in 1788 explicitly pro ing. every turn and twist of the strait« price of wheat for years past has kept vides that ita academical habits shall unfolding new panoramic effects to the farming interests close to the wall, Ixmh were overruled. That year, mostly through Twistle- ' be the same as those of the university the artistic ey« as the steamer threads but with the spread of industrial ca [ ton’s influence, my fee b»M>k credit#*! ' of Oxford. And its encenia is con its way through intricate channels ba- pacity toward the Rocky mountains ducted every year with all the pomp yond soundings In some places, miles brighter prospects are looming ap and me with £2.000. I Lave kept my secret well, but since 1 and circumstance of an Oxford en- in breadth one moment, so narrow better prices are in sight The same I Twistleton succeeded Lord Usher as | ceni a. Rev. Dr. Isaac Brock, Qxon., another that the trees almost touch the infiiiencee are at work in th« South.— PnMc Opinan. A . s i Martyr of the Roll Lady Twistleton has ' is the presideqL vards of th« vuascj on siiher shU.”