THE LAST LAUQH. Consternation of th« Congregation dom of tho Innooent*. CARL Th« Wit- Adjoining an out-of-the-way, but favorite (turnin' r retort, is a little Chaptl in which religious service« are held occasionally, as clergymen can be obtained, during the pleasure season. A visiting divine consented to preach one sabbath last summer, and, notice being given, quite a congregation of hotel guests and resident neighbors as^ rnl'la I. In opening the services the preacher suggested that, as the chapt 1 was provided with no musical instruineut, perhap- some one present uould*start a hymn, in which the con gregation could join. A brief pause ensued, and then the Cungregi lion was convulsed at hearing an old lidy str.ke up, in a cracked voice, “Believing we rejoice To see the cuss removed.” A* 0" o ie ‘j ined in,’ the old lady did not proceed f «r with the hymn, and an awkward contretemps seemed imminent. Tin? clergyman was quick witted, however, and turned the ludi- crons ii cident to good account. He xuielly arose and annosneed as his trx’ the words, “Bi hexing we rejoice,” from which he preache«! an excellent sermon, one ihit under the peculiar circumstances, made a deep impression. The old lady will probably nevei know why she caused such a sensa tion. Shelivtdin the neighborhood, and b< ing accustom« d to the pronun ciation ‘‘ cubs ” for “curse,” sang it that wav. Homespun people often run counter to some of the common customs, or tinn-worn prejudices of society, ahd are laughed at. Hometimes they arc right, and society is wrong. When new and valuable ideas are evolvt d in the progress of the world’s thought, those who first believe in them are often subj ected to ridicule. But it is those who believe who have oevapion to rej »ice. Mr. A. \Va> is a prominent farmer at N-tvasino, N. Y., who was prostrated with kidney disease, and reached a point whrrfe “the doctor said he h »d done all he could.” Feb. 23d, 1883, he writes, “As a last resort 1 organ the u»-e of Warner’s stfe cure, and today I am h de. hearty anti li ppy.” Octo ber 13ih, 1887, he again writes, “If it had not b»eu for your wonderful dis covery of W i rm r’s safe cure, I should have been in n y grave to-day. 1 am, to all appear mces as tree from auj trouble of the kidneys as any man living. I’he doctor who doctored m and said I must die, has since diet with Bright’s disease 1” The honert old farmer was doubtl s derided and laughed at by the medica mm, and m -ny of his friends, whet he announced his d< termination ft try Wtimer’ b s fe cure, a proprietor medicu e; but he is »live and well t<- dav, while the physician who laughet at h m is dead. The wise ol I farmer has the lat lau_h! OF GENERAL INTEhEST. -Hie editor of the Knoxville 7?e- ■ tlhictin advertises for the photograph if a dollar. —A heal th y-look ing tramp at Bangor asked a woman if she would give him n dinner. She told him it wasn’t hei I nner hour, but she could give him n substantial lunch. “I don’t want a lunch, I want a dinner,” replied tin high-toned beggar, and he walked ofl. —The wild-eyed, long-haired, som brero-topped men so numerous in Oma ha nowadays are not cowboys no? army scouts nor Indian-slayers—unless the lowly red-man purchases their wares.’ They are patent-medicine fa kers from the lndianless East. — Omaha Chronicle. —A little Burlington girl who dis likes arithmetic was asked to give the sum of nine cows and seven cows. “Fifteen,” she replied. When in formed that this was wrong, she petu lantly exclaimed: “It doesn’t make any difference if we only get the milk.” —Burlington Free Press. —Mrs. Elisha Merritt, of Gainesville. Ga., who is now over eighty years old, has an iron pot which has been in the possession of the family for many gen erations. It was brought from Hol land long before the revolutionary war, and had been in the family for several generations before that. Fami'.v tra dition makes its age at least three hun dred years. LATE SHIPWRECKS HORN- OFF CAPE Ex’ract of letter from D ivid Jamec (l ite matter) < f the bark Colorado o' Glasgow—‘ Having 1< st our ship or St ten island, on the 5th of July last and having saved neither effects nor provisions, we were then compelled to travel over tl e island for ten days, sub- si-ting on no'hmg but shellfish and sea weed. On the 19 h of July we cam« across another shipwrecked party of seventeen, the surviving part of the cr» w of th«« British ship Dunskeig m Glasgow, fourteen having perished thr ugh exposure. Now, the ship war lo.-t » n the 23 i oi June, and a lot ol the cargo, • ormi-ting < f EPPS’ COCOA whs washed s* j out of the Wreck. There w s nothing saved except th« cocoa, an«! w»-, i umbering twenty-five men, w< re k«q t alive on it up to th« 20th <»f August, w en we were rescued ♦ y the amrr Mercurio of Bu-«fio- Avr»-r, ;-n<l 1 >nd«d there on the 13th oi 8-ptember. “T «» much | rai«e cannot be given to this cocoi for the preserv«xl stab that it w is in, after b* ing in the bot t«»ni of the s- a, in the wreck of the D in k*iv. for m fortnight, and then wwahe-' a?lior»-, and lying on the b°«ch a d na-k-oi Kta*«n irlsnd for al>>u* six week-, subject to the expo-are o< ibe - verrst w* atlier on the face of th« globe. “ l*he i-land is situated in a region of p r|«fu«d ice, snow and »terms, and af«- r >dl this t*at it was as fresh and dry as if in the works. “A- wc h««l a stock of it there we U imh | it in a liqui I rlste for drink, an I also m ule i< in * thick stat*-, like p > ridge, nod w»- mi -•> bak'd it on th- tire, «»hi h ma e a pl «»«ltd b»ead, «»• ke»e u« Miivr and warm ou tin« barren island.” DUNDER’S PLAINT. Detroit*« Teutonic Philosopher Sigh« For the Old Oerinnu CUMtoma, “Sergeant,” said Carl Dunder as he tip-toed into the itation-bouse yester day, “I pclief I like to go pack to Shermany again.” “What’s the matter now?” “Vhell, every thing vhas toe fast und too strange oafer here for some old man’s tike me. Dot Yankee vhas h queer feller—awful queer. Some man’s conic into my place eafery day und yell out: ‘Hi! dure! Two peers! S«)t ’em oop, queek! Ta! ta! Good-pye, Dun- der!’ “Und he throws down der money, gulps down dot peer, und vhas off be fore I can say Shack Robinson. It doan’ be like dot in Shermany. I goes mit a place at ashlow walk, und 1 goes in py der door und shpeaks with eafery pody. I ask him aboudt his wife und children, his horse und cow und pig, his health und his garden, und by un«l by I sat down und say to dot barkeeper: •i ‘Hans, may po you haf some peel*?’ 4. •Yes, He it Dunder.’ • < •May pe it vhas goot peer?’ ‘Yes, he vhas.’ >< ‘Vhell I try a glass.’ lie goes py der cellar und prings him oop, und I take a seat und play some slieckers, und I drink a leedle und wait, und drink some more und wait, und by uml by it vhas twelve o’clock und 1 goes home to dinner.” “That’s too slow, Mr. Dunder.” “Dot’s der vhay all you Yankees say. How long you pelief I vhas getting married, Sergeant?” “Oh, perhaps three weeks, and that’s giving you seven days over the rest oi us.” • “Tree weeks! Vhy, it vhas ten y’ars. und dot vhas too soon! If I wait one nwre y’ar I doan’ marry Mrs. Dunder at all! It vhas like dis: It takes von y’ar to be introduced to dot girl. It takes von y’ar more before you like to call her py her first name. May pe, after fife y’ar I take her hand und say dot I like to be married, but it vhas fife y’ar more pefore she consents und vhas all ready.” “Too slow for me.” “Und you vhas in sooch a hurry dot you dean* lif oudt half your days. Dot prings me down to peesness. Shake has run avhay some more.” “No!” “He goes last night We haf some fuss again. Shake vhas too much like a Yankee, und I talk und talk to him und it vhas no goot. Do you know Shako feels so pig dot ho doan’ like to haf my clothes cut oafer for him any more!” “Is that possible!” “Dot vhas possible. In der oldt country wooden shoes vhas all right for mo. In dis country Shako likes some fine gaiters, und ho shines ’em oop mit placking. Some oldt bat vhas goot enough for me, but Shake he must go oudt und puy von for tree dollar. I haf some pants mit only two holes in ’em, but Shako won’t put ’em on. Vhen I vhas a poy I doan’ inf ten cents a month. Shake comes to me almost eafery day und says he ikes half a dollar or seex shillings, in der oldt country I play sheckers oi pitch horseshoes. My Shake learns iow to play poker und pilliavds und lots of odder games, und it makes your hair shtand oop to hear him talk of base-pall and cricket. He calls me old noss-pack, und sooeb, und yesterday I make up my mind to put a shtop to aim.” “Took him down cellar, ch?” “Dot’s vhas I like to do. I get dot ■»trap nnd tell him to come along, but he says I vhas too fresh, und he vhas gone pefore I get him, sergeant.” “Well?” “May pe I vhas wrong. May pe it vhas deeferent in dis country. May pe lot poy of today vhas not like der oldt •oys. I doan’ shleep any all night md der oldt womans she vhas crying «11 der time for Shake, and so, if you *ee him, you may tell him to come »ack. Tell him dot we try again. If »e doan’ say I vhas too fresh, und.if he ' loan’ tell me to put oop my dukes, und f he doan’ keep talking aboudt carom «hots, hot grounders. Shackpots nnd «> on I try to make it all right und get • long. Shnst tell him dot, sergeant, ind you may shently hint to him dot if ie doan’ do petter you pelief he vhill >e hung for murder. Good-pye, ser geant—may pe I vhas too oldt for dis country.”— Detroit Free Press. A Bit of Vandalism. MARGARET COLEMAN. Among Mr. Sumner's servants the one whom he most highly valued was an elderly* Irish woman, Margaret Coleman. She was his housekeeper for the last two years, und now be comes a historic character. Prior to eutering Mr. Sumner’s serv ice Margaret was of the household of William II. Seward. When, on thr 14th of April, 1865, the night of the as sassination of President Lincoln, an at tempt was made on the life of Mr. Seward, she was one of those in charge of his room, he then being confined to his bed from the effects of a fall from his carriage. Payne, the would-be as sassin, was met by Mr. Frederick Sew ard at the head of the stairs. After wounding him severely and leaving him seemingly dead, Payne passed over his body to reach the room of his father. The noise had notified Mar garet, who was in her own room on the story above, of Payne’s approach, and his object. As Payne entered the sick room, Robinson, the male nurse, then there, confronted him. Payne struck Robinson to the ground with his knife, nnd then sprang nt the Secretary. Mr. Seward was in a half-sitting posture, leaning his back against a sick-chiiir placed in the bed for his support. Realizing Payne’s object, he pulled the bed clothing over his head for his protection. Payne struck him a number^of timcfy One blow was so well aimed that it passed through the bed clothes, through his cheek into his neck on the right side, and another on the left side cut his neck. . Meantime all this was passing quicker than it can be told. Margaret had sprung upon him from behind, and Robinson had gathered himself up sufficiently to confront the assassin. Major A. H. Seward, Miss Fannie Seward and some of the servants of the household were now entering the room, and Payne fought his way out from among them. Margaret was struck in he face, apparently by Payne’s clenched fist, so that her face was painful and discolored for some time, and she was buried against the door jamb with such force as to break her collar-bone. Major Seward was slightly cut in several places. But none of the women except Margaret was in any injured. Payne, after cutting his way out. mounted his horse and escaped. Meantime Mr. Seward had apparently disappeared, and for a moment as thought that tho as- had thrown him out of the window. He had, however, rolled himself in his bed clothing, and fallen between the bed and tho wall, but was so suspended by the clothing that he had not reached the floor, Margaret pulled him up, unrolled him, now nearly smothered in the blankets and the blood, and assisted in doing what was necessary before she found out how much she herself was injured. She recovered, however, sufficiently to con tinue to act as head nurse to Secretary Seward, to Mr. Frederick Seward and Mrs. Seward, who never recovered from the shock of that night, and who died in Margaret’s arms, and, finally, as nurse to Miss Fannie Seward- She saw her pass away within the year. When Mr. Fish succeeded Mr. Sewarc. as Secretary of State, he took certain of the Seward servants, who agreed to stay with him until Mrs. Fish brought her own establishment to Washington. So Margaret remained witA the new Secretary of State for six months, and then went to Mr. Summer, with whom she remained until his death. Tho ar rangement was particularly agre( able to the ladies whom Mr. Sumner re ceived, as most of them had been ac customed to her friendly ministrations when visiting at the Seward and Fish houses. — Cosmopolitan. A Sample of Turkish Justice. You have often read wondrous and lying tales of justice administered with unerring judgment in Turkey. Hero is a true story of Turkish justice: A drovei complained to a cross-legged magnate at Rodosto that he had been robbed oi two oxen. Three Turkish gendarmes were sent to recover the property, and soon discovered two peasants going ofi with tw«> ox«»n. One of the men was shot dead. The other escaped, and th« policemen hastily buried their man and came hack in triumph witn two oxen. But the man said those oxen had noi been stolen from him, an«l it was plain that the peasant had been shot for driv ing his own cattle. The situation was uncomfortable but Turkish diplomacy fixed things. Another man was found to swear be had been robbed of the two oxen, a nd they were turned over to Mm, which relieved the gendarmes frsm guilt. They did not go unpun ished, however, for they had buried the <tea«l peasant without first washing the body, which in Turkey is a crime ex cept in case of a soldier killed in battle. For that negligence they were impris oned.— Levant Herald. I sat alongside of a lady in a street •ar the other day on my way down •own. She was elegant as to attire and intelligent as to visage. She was read ing, or rather looking over, one of the leading magazines, an«l ever and anon, when it became necessary to move for ward a page, she used her index finger —her hand was incased in a glove—for a paper-cutter. Shades of Tom Ditaiint what a mess she made of it Ripped, torn, ragged and jagged, by the time we were half way down town that poor magazine was a sight to behold, True« —Chnllv—“Did you hear about that you're right, it whs her magi azine, but my feelings happened to belong to me. hank smashup yesterlay, Gawgef Cashier ran away with the funds.” —Book Maker. Gawge—“Common occurrence; I don’t —“This five-dollar gold piece you pay any attention to such reports any gave me this mornin’ is counterfeit,’’ mare.” “I tell you, if a man has goi .aid a vagabond to Jarno, T. Brady, any surplus cash nowadays it stands the late witty lawyer. “I didn't give him in hand to put it where he knows you a gold piece; I gave you a quarter, it will stay. By the way*, can yon let my good fellow.” ••Yon meant to me have a ten this morning?” “Really, give me a quarter, but you gave me dear boy. you offer me such .excellent this by mistake.'' "Oil! well, then advice about putting monpy where 1 you may keep it for your honesty!” know it will stay that I am almost .aid the cau «tic wit.— N. Y. Ledger. sorry I have no surplus funds.”— Binghamton Republican. —B-hlnrt the Scene».— Her appetfte is d.lleats: Sb' eaa noi aai Uy da,; But M. bar In the pantry Wbanber beau baa »on« away. — ttoeton Conner. —Change is R at.— Beggar’s Wife— "August, why are yon taking off your wooden leg?”—Beggar—"Darl ing. I am only going to strap It on the other foot; one gets tired of bopping about »11 day long on the »ame leg.”— humoristische Blatter. — people claim that a fellow 4m*«n’t get any re«t by goinx on an .•xcuraion. aa he generally work« ha«<1 a week b- fore to get ready and the i p its in the hardest day ef all when he oea—bat this is not so; an evenrwion •nelly makes him sick ab*M for a week after he gets back and that is th« time h« get« his r«sL — Ba beta BelL PRACTICAL CAUTIONS. How Thia Brave Irishwoman Saved fiacre- ; an Osno. of Pr.v.otlou From th. Insur- suce Compaoi.. Utry Seward*« Life. Every year million, of dollar»’ worUi of the material resource» of the country are mvout away Ly lire. This loss is an absolute one. It oau not laj replaced uor repaired. Tho individual owner doe* not feel this if adequately in»ur*d, but, nevertheless, with every fir» the country at larjfe is poorer by the amount of the loss. It is alarming to noto that in spito of our continually Improving facilities for fighting fire, and the increasing num ber* of fire-proof b lildings, the gross losses throughout the country grow steadily greater year by year. Below is an accurate tabulated statement of the country’s yearly loss by tire, which is not pleasant reading: 1878...... ___ 9 «M.IH.iW118*1....... ......HOO. 14»,000 187»...... .. T7,7dS,00 > 1H8*...... ...... 110,000,010 1*».. .. ...... 74.HI-1.OÜO 18.-O..... ...... 109.848.000 18S1...... ...... 81,‘3S3.000 1886...... ...... KM,RM,(MAJ 18ftt...... ...... 84,505,110^ A. P. Foss saw a Uva chicken floating' and struggling In the canal at Suncook, W. H., and pulled it out. Attached to’lt« 1 leg was a pt kerel weighing over two Cunda, which had grabbed tho chicken’« ( in such a way that it *,ouid not let go READ 1HK DEATH ROLL Which the bill« o' mortality of any large oliy may be fitly designated, and you v\ 111 Hud that reoal and veaical Oialadiea, that 1« to say. those that atTaet th« kidneys or bladder, have a remarkable prominence-w« had almoat sa.ii y; epondai’euee. Blight’s 4 Hwarie and diabetes in the chronic stage «ue rarely cured, and gravel, catarr« nt the blndder “cd enu>eau, «lay many. Yet at the outs t. wheu the trouble merely amounts to taactivltv ot the organs involved, tho dauger lliAV be lu. ,111 _ _ 1 . tonic . I • may nil titled by that pieatMuit. ._ remd aud diurvtio Htmtetter*» Hto uaoh Bitters, wuleb ii*iparu th-» requisiie &■> ouut ot Lona to tho organa, without ovor-excitiug them, and the ua ot which i< convenient, and involve« no > elabora»c preparation. Dvspep ia, a usual cou- ° <u,teu,l of ronal comptaii.ts, and debility which they inva itiblj p oduce. are remedied by it. Ho also are constipation, malaiial, rheu matlc and nervous ailments. The color of the jeliy is spoiled by being boiled too long. OVrR-WOaKKD WOMEN. For “worn-out,” “run down,” debilitated school teachers, milliner*, seani>trcHse^, housekeepers and over worked women gp1 erally, Dr. Pi rce’s Favorite Prescrip tion is the best of all restorative tonics, it is not a “Cure-all,” but admirably tulfillsa singleness of purpose, being a most, potent Sueci c for ell those Chronic Weaknesses and Di eases peculiar to women. It is a powerful, general as well as uterine, tonic Hivi nervine, and imparts vigor and st eng^h to the whole system. It promptly cures weakness of stomach, indigestion, bloating, weak back, nervous prostration, debility and sleepl ssne«« in either sex Favorite Prescription i- sold by druggists \inder our positive guarantee. See wrap per around « ottle. Prive tel.OO a bot HT» PHOTO. çUU. WÉ/G The venerable bene factor of mankind, intent upon hi« good works, is known as wu see him here. Hi« fumilLu* face and form bava become a trade mark, and the good he has done is illustrated in the follow ing manelona instauco: Jun. 17, 1883, George C. 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Spitting of Blood, Shortne«« of iBrcnth, liron- chlti«, Aalhnin. Ncvcrc Emigh«, und kindnsl affections, it is an efflefi nt retw dv. S old by D ruggists , at $1.00, or SIX BOTTLES for $6.00. Send ten cents in stamps for Dr. Pierce'S book on Conaumplion. Address, World'« Dl«peti8ary Medical Asso- clation, 0(k3 Main Htrf'ot, B uffalo , N. Y. j $500 REWARD is offered by the proprietors of Dr. Sago’s Catarrh Remedy lor a case of catarrh which they cannot euro. If you have a discharge from tho nose, offensive or otherwise, partial J obs of sinell, faste, or hearing, wonk eyes, dull patn or nressuro in head, you have Catarrh. I hou- iands of cases terminât« in consumption. I)r. Hago’s C atarrh H emedy cures the worst p K <• f /y cases of Catnrrh, ‘•Cold in the Head,” and Catarrhal NIcadaehe. f»0 cents. 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Prepared hy the PoTTUt D rug and C rbmical C o .. B oston . M am . S«r«*end for "How to Cure Skin Dbwaees.’’ D I DV!QSk*n fi"'1 8c*ip preserved and Wauti DADI 0 fled by CUTtrUNA MXDfCAT»T> «OAF I WAM CURED •r C atarrh MM-»'; hy OÍDOlnnatí B’g n bMgiven univer- ■si satisfaction In th« cure of Oonorrha»« and Gleet. J prescribe It and feel safe In recommend ing It to all sufferer«. A. J. STONER. N.D m Dscsfur, III. PRICE Bl.00. . Sold by Druggists. use Agent 1 Men hunt only W8'»»r<i is every to-rn fr.> OFFER no 173 FRFT!—To M brciiants O wt . v : A eleKantallver-pla'ed Water Pitchor, frosted and richly c rved : height. 13 'nch-s. Ad dreaa at once, B. W. 1 ANRII.L & Co., 66 Slate Street. Chicago. QTFINWÀY HRAKICH A MAcas. w I Ella ff A I » Gabler. Roenlsh l filino«; Bar for C.Urrh I. th. ^8 ÚMt to r», «U.'l < CATARRH PENNYROYAL PILLS Sold by rlmwirt* or M«nt hy mail. lOo. R. T. Haseltine, Warran, Pa. "CHICHESTER’S ENGLISH.•• Tho Original nnd Only Genuine. ARRH CATA R R H (rtsrnp.) » a» P>r parucnlar. ■•Id by ■T CREAM BALI. TEOOSÂND8 I.IFE.’* IndIgestlon, Dynpepsin, and Torpid For e'pedlting legislative business, Ed iOBl'LuAND. OB. mund L Pitts, the President of the New Young, mid lie-aged and Young. York State Senate, stands almost without >ld. " slngl« or m»nTi»d nier single Sir "“ rho suffer with a peer. Such a place as he holds is a most ------- MANHOOD Verroua Debility. Hpenn» trying • ne and requires great powers of torrhea. Heuiinal Lowe» endurai ce. One of Mr. Pitta’ ablest sup Failing Mem or* Weak ok oi porters will be seen in his letter given Energy, all an<* • elaw: Hkln bteeaam, Hrpbillh S tatk of N kw Y ork , S rnatb C hamber , Eruption«. Hair Falling Bone Pains, 8 welling A lhasy , March |i, 1H8«. Wore Throat, Ulcers, K I have used Allcock'a Porous Plasters in feota of Mercury, Kidne> my tarn ly fur the p<»st five a ears, and can and Bladder Trouble tru hfn Ij say they are a valuaMe remedy Weak Baer, Korn ng Urine. Gonorrhea, Gleet Btriot h ’d eff ct great cures. I would not l>e are prompt relief and cure for life. HAxea Con.alt t'oafldratlally without them. I have in several instan- es Bath OFFTOH—18« A 184 THIRD HT given some to friends suffering with weak and Ian e barks, and they have invariably The Oregon National Bank, afforded certain and speedy relief. They OF PORTLANII». cannot l<e too highly commended. (Bucoessorsto MetroixJItau faringi Mank I E dmund L. P itts . CAFIT a LPAID in . filOO/XX) Jay Gould's income is f 1,000 an hour. IS THE If jrci feel dull, drowsy, debilitated, have sallow color of skin, or yellowish-brown snots on face or body, frequent headache or <II zza - netw, bad taste in mouth, internal heat or ohills, alternating with hot flushes, low spirits and gloomy forebodings, irngulnr appetite, nnd coated tongue, you are suffering from One pint of coffee A sogar wei hs twelve ounces. WHITMAN COLLEGE. BLOOD Golden Nledlcal Discovery,and good digoNtlon. a fair «kin, buoyant *pir- its, aud vital strength, will be established. Liver, Blood, and Lungs. Dr. Pierce’s ‘‘Favorite Prescription” i> not exlolled «8 a ‘ cure-all,” but ad mi rab I' fulfills a singleness of purpose, lie ng ; most p »tent specific in those chronic weak nesses peculiar io women. PRESIDENT OF THE lCLW YORK STATE SENATE. •‘THE Thoroughly oh anm' It by using l>r. Pierce’s CONSUMPTION, Wallowa Chieftain, Jo.^ph, Or.. Oct IT, ’87. We have used in this office for the past eighteen month« one of y nr t »id Reliable tdxio.jnb presses. For strength, motion, ease of running and for g»*ne al good work we have never seen a press superior to it Can cheerfully recommend it to the trade. Your« truly, THE largo treatise, with oolored plate«, on Skin Diseases, or the mune amount for a treatise on Scrofulous Affections. _ ___ .. which Is Scrofula of the Elings, is ar rested au<l cured by this remedy, if taken be fore tho last stages of the disease are reached. From Its marvelous power over this terribly fatal disease, when flrnt offering this mnv celebrated remedy to thr nubile, l)r. P if . hcb thought seriously of calling it his “C’ou- suniptloii Cure.” but abandoned that name ns too limited for a medicine which, from its wonderful combination of tonic, or strengthening, alterative, or blood-cleansing, anti-bilious, pectoral, and nutritive proper ties, Is unequaled, not only ns a remedy for consumption, but for all Chronic Dis ease« of the THE “OLD RELIABLE.’’ Our national resouroes are so im mense that the counriy has not yet seriously felt this drain, but it is evi dent that the time must come when it will fuel it. This is es|>ecially true if we tak«? into consideration the amount of money spent annually in fighting lire. Hew York’s fire department alone costs more than $1,000,000 annually; its insurance patrol more than $10d,- 000. The principal insurance oompanie«, actuated by such considerations, have adopted a plan which is so simple and promises to be so effecthR»» that it de servos to have public attention called to it. They have printe«! and propose to dis tribute gratuitously through every builtl- ingin the city, a set of “Fire Cautions.” Their idea is that if these are posted in conspicuous places in office buildings, factories, tenement houses and the like, the practical cautions they embody will not be apt to be forgotten. Cer tainly, if they are remembered and al ways carefully observed, accidental tires would be few and far between. Ths cautions are given below. It can be seen that they are sensible, practical and intelligible: Don’t allow stoves or heaters on ydiir premises which are n<jft securely set on stone, cemented brick or metal, and be sure that all woodwork near the stoves or pipes is carefully protected with metal. Don’t allow any loose-jointed gas brackets on your promises which could be swung against woodwork, or any gas brackets without wire screens or globoii, if hay. straw, light materials or window curtains are near them. Don’t allow any electric lights or wires on your premises which are nor properly protected. Don’t allow steam-pipes to be in con tact with wood or intlaunnable ma terial. Don’t allow any kerosene oil lamps ts be rilled after dark. Filling lamps near n lire is dangeroas. Don’t forget to keep the lamps filled, and wicks in goodoAter. When the oil is low it generates gas: which is liable to explode. Don’t allow’benzine, gasoline, naptha or explosives in your place. Your in surance policy prohibits it. Don't allow aslui.s to bo put in a wooden box or barrel in your building. Always have an iron ash can. Don’t allow any oily waste or rags to be thrown on tho floor, but only in a metal can, with cover, and have them taken out of the building every night; •hey are self-igniting. Don’t allow any greasy or oily rags or papers to be mixed up W’itli clean clippings, or a large amount of clip pings to remain in your place (even if —Just a comparatively new fad clean and now in bales) than is absolutely has broken out among fasliionables. It unavoidable. is Don installing prime favorite, among ’t allow as saw-dust to bo used on he other floors or in antiques, spittoons. the It old-fashioned causes many brass ignited warming is now hung tires, by pan, cigar which stumps or cigar in the hall or library near the fireplace. ettes. They give a cheerful Don’t really allow do saw-dust, to be used look for with their covers, from which machines are kept catching oil brass dripping-; polished dazzling or elevator with gearing. Sami is brightness. safe. They large prices when Don’ bring t allow matches to be kept offered loose, for in sale. So any but one only who in metal has one or paper boxes, or uckol sway in soma garret better earthen safes. Those lighting only on bring it forth, for they poss<»ss a prize, the box are safqsL is Don they something to be ’t are allow smoking not on likely your prem reproduced. — Bl. combustible Louis Rcjnibliean. ises where any goods or materials are used. A Reasonable Offer. D<»n’t fail to have your tire-bucket« filled, and test hose and appliances Sleeping Car Porter fire (dasting off« from time to — time. »assenger:) Am yo’ a resident of New t allow fn Don ’k. ’ sarP ’ .your stairs or hallways to Passenger be blocked — up or used “storage, ” Yes, I’m for one of the or rubbish, hay, straw, etc., to accumu »ffieials at Castle Garden. late or remain on your Sleeping Car Porter premises. (anxiously)— Don dat ’t fail so? to have or ’ Am Well. all If elevators I give« yo hoistways provided good ^ood dnstin ’ off an’ with blacks yo’ trap boot« doors or hatches, and have in’ gives yo* a dollar, tab, these wud shut that at I* night. enough? I«e a poo’ man, boss; Don I ’t is. forget deed — N. to T. close Bun. your iron shut- ters night. — at The R.uTi'd Bnrn>6>0 white rle- Don’ is t forget that neglect care phm« to |> re mo red from and Mandalay lessness are thecau»e of more than n R ngnnu in ronvinr* tho fires nativni all other things, and enforce rules to that the royal house I ihs disappeared guard against them. H. el< K ph Commer forever.' S • long M — the ant re- cial Advertiser. nalnrd a1 M mdalay msay of the Bur ALL HVMOR8, from a common tllotch, or Eruption, tn tho worst Scrofula. Salt- rneuiii, h» rvfwra muf •verywbwy. REWARD! ¡■▼Wvrstnr. Will he pvM for h and e ’*ry Aralo rf p< i« oo ua Miiaian — f/<in-l in to Ld*>'u A Kota rtina I takn«»w'e..fe I Ui«t u»o.fc delightful end on y really ■•■>•4« Wy > P Allss.fi* Pawl. Miss harnihaa Lxlet article ev-w p < d »red for i aauUfyinf , an i i.'Mrrv a g then npleai n < Un. *u burn ' fr cUietnli l th-adah a and rough «»• of th »kin. i I e>i a« i lud -a 4 by the eU e o< a.^1 ty a . 1 «be »-a a holl by ah am gida a» |iea.»|*r botu« WhiR «ta Fl-h KF. I»INGT N * O •,__ I WNnLon • BmggMe, Fr» ■ Maae A«««R