THE LAST LAUGH. ConiUrnation of the Congregation dom of the Innocenti. CARL The Wii- Adjoining an out-of-lhc way, but favorite an miner report, is a little Chapel in which religious services arc held occasionally, as clergymen can be obtained, during the pleasure Season. A visiting divine consented to preach one sabbath last summer, and, notice being given, quite a congregation of hotel guests aud resident neighbors MBS' in bled. In opening the servines the preacher bU^gested that, as the chapel was provided with no musical instrument, perhap« some one present would'start a hymn, in which the con gregation could join. A brief pause ensued, and then the congregation was convulsed at hearing an old Udy str ke up, in a cracked voice, “Believin«’ we rejoice To etc ’.be cuss removed.” As no o .e ‘j ined io,’ the old lady d d not proceed f *r with the hymn, and an awkward contretemps seemed imminent. The clergyman was qu ck- witted, however, and turned the ludi- croiia ii cident to good account. II»- xuietly arose and announced aa his trx' the words, “B< boxing we rejoi< e,’ from which tie preached an excellent sermon, one >h«t under the peculiar cirt-u nstances, made ad» ep impression. The old lady will pr»b.bly never know why she caused such a sens« tioo. Bhtrhvtditi the neighborhood, and I m ing accustom» d to the pronun ciation '‘ cum ” for “curse,” sang it that wav. Homespun pe ople often run counter to some of the common customs, or time-worn prejudices of society, and are laughed at. Sometimes they are right, and society is wrong. When new and valuable ideas are evolvtd in the progress of the world’.- thought, those who first believe in them are often subjected to ridicule. But it is those who believe who have occasion to rej ice. Mr. A. W.i) is a prominent farmei at N ivasino, N. Y., who was prostrated with kidney disease, and reached a point wherfe “the doctor said he h •»le, hearty and hippy.” Octo­ ber 13th, 1887, he again writes, “If it had not been for your wonderful dis­ covery of Warner’s safe cure, I should have been in n y grave to-day. 1 am, to all appear mces as free from any trouble of the kidneys as any man living. The doctor who doctored m and said I must die, has since diet with Bright’s disease!” The honest old farmer was doubt 1 s derided and laughed at t»y th- medic» mm, and many of his friends, whei he announced his determination b try Warner’s s fe cure, a proprietor - medico e; 1»ut he is alive and well to dav, while the physician who laughed at him is dead. The wise old farmer has the Ian laugh! OF GENERAL INTEREST. —The editor of the Knoxville J?e- subHoan advertises for tbo photograph .if a doiTar; —A healthy-looking tramp at Bangor asked a woman if she would give him n liiiner. She told him it wasn’t her 1 liner hour, but she could give him a substantial lunch. “I don’t want <•» lunch, I want a dinner,” replied tin high-toned beggar, and he walked oil. —The wild-eyed, long-haired, som­ brero-topped men so numerous in Oma­ ha nowadays are not cowboys no­ army scouts nor Indian-slsj’ers—unless the lowly red-man purchases their wares. They are patent-medicine fa­ kers from the Indianless East— Omaha Chronicle, —A little Burlington girl who dis­ likes arithmetic was asked to give the sum of nine cows and seven cows. ••Fifteen,” she replied. When in­ formed that this was wrong, she petu­ lant iy exclaimed: “It doesn’t make any difference if we only get the milk.” —bur!ing!on Free Press. —Mrs. El sh i Merritt, of Gainesville. Ga., who is now over eighty years old, has an iron pot which has been in the possession of the family for many gen orations. Ji was brought from Hol­ land long before the revolutionary war, and had been in the family for several generations before that. Family tra­ dition makes its age at least three hun- dred years. LATE SHIPWRECKS HORN OFF CAPE Extract of letter fiom Divid Jameb (1 «te marter) < f the bark Colorado o'. Glasgow—‘ Having 1« st our ship on St «ten island, on the 5th of July last, and having saved neither effects not provisions, we were then compelled t* travel over the island for ten days, sub­ sisting on no'hing but shellfish and sea weed. On the 19 h of July we cam« across another shipwrecked party of seventceh, the surviving part of the cr* w of th» British ship Dunskeig ot Gla-gow fourteen having perished thr- ugh ex|w»sure. Now, the ship «a» lo-t on tlu 23 i oi June, »end a lot of the cargo, consisting <y the st« arner Mercurio of Bneno> Ayr»*, and lrndetl there on the 13th ol 8^pteml>er. “T o much | raise cannot be given to this coco« for the preserved stab that it whs in, after being in the boh tom of the a* a, in the wreck of the Diin-keig. for a fortnight, and then washed ashore, nod lying on the beach n> <1 rock-of Bia-er»- island for abou' six wt-» k-, subject to the expu-ure o’ I he s. vet^Mt w* at tier on the f<*ce of th» globe. “The island is situated in a region <»f p r|eni«l tee, enow and storms, and ah* r »11 thia ust it was as fresh and dry as if in the works. ••A- Wo It Hi a gtsni Stock of it there w»* used it in a liqui I state for drink, sn I also mule i» in • thick state, like p • ridge. >.»»d w»* «i-o b.«k>d it on th fire, «hi-h ma e S)4-m«hd b ead, an* ke,.« u- alive «nd warm on tin» barren island.’’ DUNDER'8 PLAINT. Detroit*» Teutonic Philosopher Rix’»« F<»r the Old (ierinnn Cu»tomti. “Sergeant,” said Carl Dunder a« he tlp-tucd into the station-houie yester­ day, “I pelief I like to go pack to Shermany again.” “What’» the matter now?” ‘ Vhell, every thing vhas too fast und too strange oaf er here for some old man’s ’ike me. Dot Yankee vbaw h •peer feller—awful queer. Some man’s eomo into my place eafery day und yell out: *Hi! dere! Two peers! Set ’em oop, queek! Ta! ta! Guod-pye, Dun­ der!’ “Und he throws down der money, gulps down dot peer, und vhas off’ be­ fore I can say Shack Robinson. It doan’ be like dot in Shermany. I goes mit a place at ashlow walk, und 1 goes in py der door und shpeaks with eafery pody. I ask him aboudt his wife un«l children, his horse und cow und pig. Ids health und his garden, und by und by I sat down und say to dot barkeeper: “ ‘Hans, may pe you haf some peel*?’ “ ‘Yes, Ilerr Dunder.’ “ ‘May pe it vhas goot peerP* “ ‘Yes, lie vhas.’ “ ‘Vhell I try a glass.’ “lie goes py der cellar und prings him oop, und I take a seat und play some shockers, und I drink a leedle und wait, und drink some more und wait, und by und by it vhaa twelve o’clock und I goes home to dinner.” “That’s too slow, Mr. Dunder.” “Dot’s der vhay all you Yankees say. How long you pelief I vhas gctt^ufc married. Sergeant?” • “Oh, perhaps three weeks, and t* giving you seven days over the re« IIS.” “Tree weeks! Vhy, it vhas ten yl und dot vhas too soon! If I wait J more v’ar I (loan* marry Mrs. Dul at all! It vhas like dis: It takes 1 y’ar to be introduced to dot girlJ| takes von y’ar more before you likl call her py her first name. May« .after fife y’ar I take her hand und | tint I like to be married, but it vhas y’ar more pefore she consents und \| all ready.” “Too slow for me.” “Und you vhas in sooch a hurry dot you doan’ lif oudt half your days. Dot prings me down to peesness. Shake lias run avhay some more.” “No!” “He goes last night. We haf some fuss again. Shake vhas too much like a Yankee, und I talk und talk to him und it vhas no gooL Do you know Shake feels so pig dot he doan’ like to haf my clothes cut oafor for him any more!” “Is that possible!” “Dot vhas possible, In der oldt country wooden shoos vhas all right for me. in I dis country Shake likes some -fine ga i ters^ und he shj-ffes^ein oop mit planking. Some oldt hat vhas goot enough for me, but Shake he must go oudt und puy von for tree dollar. I haf some pants mit only two holes in ’em, but Shake won’t put ’em on. Vlien I vhas a poy I doan’ haf ten cents a month. Shake comes to me almost eafery day und says he iikes half a dollar or seex shillings. In der oldt country I play sheckers or ¡»itch horseshoes. My Shake learns iow to play poker und pilliards und ots of odder games, und'it makes your hair shtand oop to hear him talk of base-pall and cricket. He calls me old noss-pack, und sooch, und yesterday I make up my mind to put a shtop to .lim.” “Took him down cellar, eh?” “Dot’s vhas I like to do. I get dot •»trap und tell him to come along, but he says I vhas too fresh, und he vhas gone |x»fore I get him, sergeant” “Well?” “Ma\r pe I vhas wrong. May pe it \ has deeferent in dis country. May pe lot poy of to-day vhas not like der oldt •oys. I doan’ shleep any all night md der oldt womans she vhas crying dl der time for Shake, and so, if j’ou •ee him, you may tell him to come »ack. Tell him dot we try again. If ie doan’ sav I vhas too fresh, und if he <»an’ tell me to put oop my dukes, und f he doan’ keep talking aboudt carom •hots, hot grounders, Shackpots und *o on I try to make it all right und get long. Shust tell him dot. sergeant, ind you may silently hint to him dot if ie doan’ do petter you pelief he vliill »e hung for murder. Good-pye, aer i ­ ;eant—may pe I vhas too oldt for áis ountry,'1 —Detroit Free Press, A Bit of Vandalism. I sat alongside of a lady in a street •ar the other day on my way down own. She was elegant as to attire and intelligent as to visage. She was read­ ing, or rather looking over, one of the leading magazines, and ever and anon, when it became necessary to giove for­ ward a page, she used her index finger —her hand was incased in a glove—for a paper-cutter. Shades of Tom Dibdin! what a mess she made of it Ripped, torn, ragged ani jagged, by the time we were half way down town that poor magazine was a right to behold, True, you're right, it was her magiazine, but my feelings happened to belong to me. —Book Maker. . ........ —“Thl, fivc-dollar gold piece you gave me this mornin’ is counterfeit," said a vagabond to James T. Brady, the late witty lawyer. "1 didn't give you a gold piece; I gave you a quarter, mv good fellow." “You meant to give me a quarter, but yon gave me this by mistake." “Oh! well, then yon may keep it for your honesty!” said the caustic wit.—-V. K Ledger. —B**hlndthe Scene«.— Her appetite is delicate: She can not eat to-day; But see her tn the pantry Whenher bean has gone away. —Boston Courier. —Ch an go Is R'»«!.—Beggar’s Wife— “August, why are you taking off your wooden leg?”—Beggar—“Darl­ ing. I am only going to atrap It on the >ther foot; on« gets tired of hopping about all day long on the lame leg.”— humoristisrho Blatter. — Some people claim that a fellow do»*«n’t get any rest by going on an excursion, as he generally work« hard a week before io get ready and ihe i p it« In the hardeat dav of Ml when he iW*e—but thia is not so; an excursion sually makes him sick ab»*d for a week after bo gets back and that is the tHne he gets his rest—ZMkota PRACTICAl^CAUTIONS. MARGARET—COLEMAN. flow Till» Brave Irishwoman Saved Secre­ tary Seward's Life. Among Mr. Sumner’s servants the one whom he most highly valued was an elderly Irish woman, Margaret Coleman. She was his housekeeper for the last two years, aud now be- | comes a historic character. Prior to entering Mr. Sumner’s surv- ice Margaret was of the household of William H. Seward. When, on the 14th of April, 1865, the night of the as­ sassination of President Lincoln, an at­ tempt was niado on the life of Mr. Sewaixl, she was one of those in charge of his room, he then being confin«»d to his bed from the effects of a fall from his carriage. Payne, the would-be as­ sassin, was met by Mr. Frederick Sew­ ard at the head of the stairs. After wounding him severely and leaving him seemingly dead, Payne passed over his body to reach the room of his father. The noise had notified Mar­ garet, who was in her own room on the story above, of Payne’s approach, and his object. As Payne entered the sick room, Robinson, the male nurse, then then?, confronted him. Payne struck Robinson to the ground with his knife, and then sprang at the Secretary. Mr. Seward was in a half-sitting posture, loaning his back against a sick-chair placed in the bed for his support. Realizing Payne’s object, lie pulled the bed clothing over his head for his protection. Payne struck him a number of times. One blow was so well aimed that it passed through th«* !><’d vlwth«-.«, hi« cheek ini » his \iwk on the riofit «¡<1«, ami anoth r on An Oano« of Prevention From the losur- ttuce Coinp«nieii. Everv year million» of dollar»’ worth of the material resource« of the country are swept away by fire. This loss is an absolute one. It oan not bo replaced nor repaired. The individual owner due» not feel this if adequately insured, but, nevertheless. With every tire the country at large is poorej by ibe amount of the loss. It is alarming to note that in spite of our continually improving facilities for lighting lire, and the increasing uurn- bers of fire-proof baildiugs. the gross lueses throughout the country grow steadily greater year by y«*ar. Below is an accurate tabulated statement of the country’s yearly loss by tire, which i« not pleasant refilling: I 04,115,000 1W. 1«7S “ •100,140,000 * 187». tSHD. 1841. 77,700,000 1384. 74.6U.OOJ 1885. , 81,883.00) 1880. , 84,505,000, 1 ÍÜ.OOO.OM» . 10».W8,(JU0 Our national resources are so im­ mense that the country has not yel seriously felt this drain, but it is evi­ dent that the time must eomo when It will feel it. Tills is especially true if we take into consideration the amount of numey spent annually in fighting tire. Hew York's tire department alone ousts more than $1,000,000 annually; its insurance patrol more than (10d.- 800. Ths principal insurance companies, actuated by such consiaeratlona, have adopted a plan which is so simple and promises to bo so effective that it de­ serves to have public atyjfillun called to it. They have printed and propose to dis- ’ IK—■ , . , ■ — .-------------------- tributegratuitouslj through every build­ L’ker ingin the city, asetof “Fire Cautions.” had Their idea is that if these are posted in and conspicuous places in olliee buildings, up factories, tenement housesand the like, sin. the practical cautions they etuliody mie will not be apt to bo forgotten. Cer­ tile tainly, if they are remembered and al­ >m, ways carefully observed, accidental <>m tires would be few and far between. : in The cautions are given below. It e’s can bo seen that they are sensible, vas practical and intelligible: ne, Don't allow stoves or heaters on your ami sne xvas liurivd against the door­ premises which are not securely set on jamb with such force as to break her stone, cemented brick or metal, and be collar-bone. Major Seward was »lightly sure that all woodwork near the stoves cut in several places. But none of th or pipes is carefully protected with women except Margaret was in any mot al. injured. Payne, after cutting his way Don’t allow any loose-jointed gas out. mounted his horse and escaped. brackets on yonr promises which eould Meantime Mr. Seward had apparently bo swung against woodwork, or any disappeared, and for a moment gas brackets without wire screens or it was thought that the as- globes, if hay, straw, light materials or sassin had thrown him out of window curtains are near them. the window. Ho had, however, rolled Don’t allow any electric lights or himself in his be«l clothing, ami fallen wire# on your premises which are not between the bed and the wall, blit was properly protected. so suspended by the clothing that he Don’t allow steam-pipes to be in con- had not reacho(£ thjijlo*ip JUaqiaret^with wood or inflammable ma­ 4ffm" up, unrolled him, now teriiiE — —— nearly smothered in the blAnkets and Don't alloW*?ny kerosene oil lamps the blood, and assisted in doing what ts b.> rilled aftorditit Filling lamps was necessary before she found out near n fire is dangerouJ?^-^ how much she herself was injured. She Don't forget to keep the laiiTps nvlill; recovered, however, sufficiently to con­ and w icks in goodoiUer. When tho oil tinue to act as head nurse to Secretary is loir it generates gas, which is liable Seward, to Mr. Frederick Seward and to explode. Mrs. Seward, who never recovered Don’t allow benzine, gasoline, naptha from the shock of that night, and who or explosives in your place. Your in­ died in Margaret’s arms, and, finally, surance policy prohibits it. as nurse to Miss Fannie Seward- She Don't allow ashes to bo put in a saw her pass away within the year. wooden box or barrel in your building. When Mr. Fish succeeded Mr. Sewarr. Always have anli on ash can. as Secretary of State, ho took certain Don't allow an oily waste or rags to of the Seward servants, who agreed to be thrown on the Boor, but only in a stay with him until Mrs. Fish brought metal can. with cover, and have them her own establishment to Washington. cakenontof the building every night; So Margaret remained wife*» the new .hey are self-igniting. Secretary of State for six months, and Jon’t allow any greasy or oily rags then went to Mr. Sumner, with whom or papers to be mixed up with clean she remained until his death. The ar­ clippings, or a large amount of clip­ rangement was particularly agre< able pings to remain in your place (even if to the ladies whom Mr. Sumner re­ clean and in bales) than is absolutely ceived, as most of them had been ac­ unavoidable. customed to her friendly ministrations Don’t allow saw-dust to be used on when visiting at the Seward and Fish Hoorn or in spittoons. It causes many houses. — Cosmopolitan, tiros, ignited by cigar stumps or cigar­ ettes. A Sample of Turkish Justice. Don't allow saw-dust to be used for You have often read wondrous and catching oil drippings from machinos lying tales of justice administered with or elevator gearing. Sand is safe. Don't allow matches to he kept loose, unerring judgment in Turkey. Here is a true story of Turkish justice: A drovei or in paper boxes, but only ill motal or complained to a cross-legged magnate earthen safes. Those lighting only on at Rodosto that be had been robbed of the box are safest. Don't allow smoking on your prem­ two oxen. Three Turkish gendarmes- were sent to recover the property, and ises wherp any combustible goods or soon discovered two peasants going ofi materials are used. Don’t fail to have your fire-buckets with two oxen. One of the men was shot dead. The other escaped, and th« tilled, and test hose and fire appliancos policemen hastily buried their man and from time to time. Don’t allow your stairs or hallways came back in triumph witn two oxen. But the man said those oxen had not to be blocked up or used for "storage,” been stolen from him, an«l it was plain or rubbish, hay, straw, etc., to accumu­ that the peasant had been shot for driv­ late or remain on your premises. Don’t fail to havo all elevators or ing his own cattle. The situation was- uncomfortable but Turkish diplomacy hoistways provided with good trap­ fixed things. Another man was found doors or hatches, and have these shut to swear be had been robbed of the two at night. Don't forget to close your iron »hat­ oxen, aii«l they were turned over to Mm, which relieved the gendarmes ters at night. Don’t forgot that neglect and care­ fr,m guilt. They did not go unpun- ished, however, for they had buried the lessness are thecause of more fires than dead peasant without first washing the all other things, and enforce rules to body, which in Turkey is a crime ex­ guard against them.—X K Commer- cept in case of a soldier killed in battle. eial Advertiser. For that negligence they were impris —Just now a comparatively new fad oned.— Levant Herald, has broken out among fashionables. It —Chollv—“Did you hear about that is installing as prime favorite, among bank smash up yesterday, GawgeF the other antiques, the old-fashioned Cashier ran away with the funds.” brass warming pan, which is now hung Gawge—“Common occurrence; I don’t in the hall or library near the fireplace. pay any attention to such reports any They really do give a cheerful look more.” “I tell you, if a man has got with their brass covers, which are kept any surplus cash nowadays it stands polished with dazzling brightness. him in hand to put it where he knows They bring large prices when offered sale. So any one who has one it will stay. By the way, can you let for me have a ten this morning?” “Really, licked away in some garret better it forth, tor they possess a prize, dear boy. you offer me such excellent bring advice about, putting money where 1 is they are something not likely to be know’ it will stay that I am almost reproduced. — fit. Louie RejiubkictiK. sorry I have no surplus funds.”— A Hezaonable Offer. Binghamton Republican. Sleeping Car Porter (doeting off a —Friend (to patent medicine mnnu- lawmgor:)—Am yo' a resident of New facturrr)—“How is your great •cure- io'k, ear?” all' renusly taking, old man?" Manu­ Pawnger—Yr’. I'm one ef tbo facturer — “Immensely. I’ve made iffiriala at Caetle Gordon. enough out of it in the last three Sleoping Car Porter (anxionaly)— months to warrant a trip to Europe." km desires especially to suv that Orrin Robinson, inactivity of the organ« involved, tho danger ' of Grantville, Mas»., a boy,of 12 years, came may be uu lifit^i by that pleananr i«mal Louie ' and diuretic H«ntet»««■•. ato ^acb Bilt«ra, wulcb to liis house in tbd amianer of 1881 walking imparts the requisii« a . uunl of ton« to the I upon crutehus, bis left log having been bent organa, without over-excitiug them, and the ! at the knee for over two months und eould us of which i< convenient, and iuvulve» no elabora»« preparation. Dvsnep la. a usual con- not be bent back. He could not walk upon ° ¿nitant of renal lompUIuta, and dstdlny it. Mr. Dennis had some St. Jacoba Oil in which they inva iably p oducc. are reinesiicd the house ai»d gave it to him to ruboiklds by it. bo also are conNiipatian, malarial, rheu made and nervousailnitMiU. knee. In six days ha had no irse for his crutches and went homo well without them, The color of the jel y is spoiled by being and he has been well since 8t. Jacobs Oil cured hitu.” In July. 1887, Inquiry was made of the boiled loo long. Messrs. Osgo«xi to ascertain the condition of 0V*R-W0aKKD WOMEN. the little cripple, which brought the follow­ For “worn-out,” “run down,” debilitated I ing res|K>nse : “Lowell, Mass., July 9, 1887.— school teachers, milliner-, seam Ires sc-, The poor cripple on cru'ehes, Orrin Robin­ housekeepers and overworked women, son, cured by St. Jacobs Oil in 1881, has re­ gp erally, Dr. Pi rce’s Favorite Prescrip- 1 mained cured. The young man has been lion is tlie best of all restorative tonics, it I and is now at work every day at manual is not a “Cure-all,” but admirabD lultillsa labor. Dr. George 0. Osgood, M. I).’’ No ringleness of purpose, be«ng a most potent other remedy can make the same allowing. f°r thoe'ral M we'l'i » I tion t.» Mim» E F Davison. P.O. 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