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— ' HOW TO TBLL STORIES. East Oregon Herald. COAST CULLINGS. ROOM FOR THE CHILDREN. looking for board . Th« Woe* of • <*lrl In March of a Room in F«*w Mortal«. PACKING OF TRUNKS. How Io Master an Art Puueuod to Few Mou and Women. I Home Pertinent Remark» lor Crust» Men in all ages and in all lands the art of New York City. It is said that a woman can n<a 1 A postoffice has been established at him ! Sourvd Woiueii. “I should lik to give you an idea of j narrating a story by word of mouth nr wrap up a paper parcel or »liarpen t | Flynn, Oregon, with Elizabeth Ainsler Room for the children! Ye*, give by the readv pen has been practiced, how we girls are treated wherever we , to Epitome of the Principal F.renta Now as Postmistress. pencil tw well as a man. It u I tho children room—whether it be of and a few ‘individuals among the rest lead I BURNS, OREGON. The British steamer Sardonyx,sailed board or bed, or steamboat or rail, rar go to look for boarding places in this J of mankind have been gifted with this true, there have been women who hurt ] Attracting Pablic lulertol 1 from Portland with 150 tons of Hour or omnibus! Give tho children space city.” said a young type-writer to a < faculty, which they have exercised in i shown thcmiselvee quite equal to1 reporter the other day. “ You men can ( and time ami some little human con The German steamer Isabel and the which goes to China. food for the fancy of their In | these little enterprises, but these ex. obtain board wherever you please, and preparing ( Lorn, M ayor S ullivan , of Dublin, Robert Record, the young man who sideration in whatever they do or de bark Rebecca, were wrecked on the hearers or readers in fable, epic or the , ceplions may be said to merely prur( so long as yon pay your board bills and ( lias been sentoced to two months' Carribean coast. fell over a cliff of rocks near Arlington, sire. Do not push these embryo men novel. These are akin to tho the general rule. Candor and a pro. ] and women to the wall, nor crowd behave yourselves, there are no (pies- modern Oregon, died from his injuries. imprisonment without labor. Five men were instantly killed at who differs from the mere por found veneration for the truth eoatpel lions asked; but with a girl it is ditlci- artist . C. A. Swidquist, a sailor, shot and them into the corners. Th^P i* too ent. When I came to New York I was trait Tenn., by an explosion of a painter. The last named can pro one to admit, however, that such arom- , E astern capitalists are consider Tilton, much of it done^for they are humani killed Minnie Lome, and then him boiler in a sawmill. a resemblance which may be per en are uncommon pro ducts of natnn. V fresh from New England, unknown duce ( ty’s very beauty and perfume. ing a proposition to construct a new Advices from Panama state that the self, in a saloon in S in Fransisco. and without friends here to give me fect in light and shade, nnd even in ex A kinder statement, and one equally And you, glum old bachelor, growl A postoffice has been established at telegraph line to the Pacific Coast. Colombian government has seized the ing at frequent twinges of gout, bald any help or hints. Conse<|ucntly I had pression; but though this may give us Cucutna railroad for abetting treason. Picardville, Washington county, Ore pated and be-wigged, do not fancy you to hunt up a boarding-place for myself. pleasure it does not stir in us the admira hard to disprove, is thia: A man rm E very year 4,(XX) jioor are buried in Three men were killed at Fleming, gon, and Charles P. Picard appointed have but to nod and all the children in After considerable looking around, 1 tion that we award to one who can pro not pack a trunk satisfactorily, ays. Pottersfield, New York, in forty-cent Kansas, by a premature explosion of a Postmaster. found a (piiet-appearing house whore duce a situation calling forth our emo tematieally and conveniently aa a A ¡losloffice has been established at the universe must stand aside or the sign stated that a hall room was tions. The faculty which can produce woman. Ho vnluea his time too high, coffins. blast in the Missouri Pacific coal squeeze away to give you room, and si Flynn, Umatilla county, Oregon, and ly, and objects to dusting or making »■ vacant and that boarders were wanted. this is much more rarely met with. T he C. P. railroad has declared a mines. Elizt Bethaensby has been appointed lence their musical chatter to give your At New York, Miss Inez Van Zandt “In answer to my ring a kindly- A well-told tale is as rare as a per glossy the knees of his garments This crabbed soul quiet! What are you? dividend of one per cent., the first in was sentenced to one month in the Postmistress. looking matron inquired my business. fect day. It is the result of happy in- peculiar occupation is not largo four years. At San Francisco Frederick Warri- or you, old ma den, with pickled as When I told her that 1 was looking for tlucnces, and, like a well-developed enough for his superior nature, nor penitentiary, in the court of special pect, in such a jubilant scale of a sessions, for killing two canary birds. low, a painter, fell from a scaffold in healthy universe as the children? There a boarding place a visible change came man or woman, requires favorable cir satisfying to his intellectual puwera; T he mines of South Africa have John Hooper, member of parliament, the Baldwin hotel, and received in is hope of them, but not much, if any, over her face. cumstances for its development. It but, all the same, he ltkes to tinfaK yielded six and a hall tons of diamonds has been sentenced to two months’ juries from which he died. •“Who are you?’ washer somewhat owes much of its interest to the lan every thing in its proper place and • of you! worth $200,000,000. Fire at Irvington, Cal , destroyed imprisonment for publishing reports Children are too much knocked and abrupt question. Then she scanned guage used in telling it and the skill free from wrinkles when he roaches , in his paper, the Cork Herald, of meet the Alameda County Reporter office, the end of a journey. Indee I, there 4 Is England, according to Reynolds, ings of suppressed branches of the the stores of Blacon A Weston and hustled about, put off and run over, as me as if 1 were a suspected thief, for with which it is illustrated, as in the havo been instances when he bestowed !J whose capture a reward hail been plays of Shakespeare. The plot® of Clark Bros.’, the poatofflee and Good if of no account. Yet do you realize offered, and without giving me time to many of these plays are not original, that curious thing which he is pleated “ one out of every three of the workers league. that they are the expanding seed of die in the workhouse or the hospital. A serious collision occurred near Templars’ hall. Loss, $20,000. the generation of men and women soon answer this pertinent question, she but. the way in which the author has to call a piece of his mind upon s The whole number of school chil to be? They have souls delicate and continued: Newport, Ark, between a passenger made, from what were originally but valise or a trunk that proved to be leu A single foggy day in London costs train and a freight on the Iron Moun dren in Washington Territory, as sensitive as the very pulse of love. Do phantoms, galleries of life-like figures, orderly in its arrangements than In “ ‘Are you marriedP’ the town something like $10,000 for tain railway. The fireman of the shown by the returns of the present not think they are heedless of injustice “ ‘No, I am not,’ I said as pleasantly is n striking proof of its power. A anticipated. passenger train was instantly killed year, is 47,431. In Oregon the num or slight. Th«/ wrong you do them is my.inoi’litivation would allow. extra gas. similar effect is often produced by The trunk, which will hold a great 1 and the engineer fatally wounded. ber is 87,217. “ ‘What do you expect to do for a writers of talcs. deal and yet not tnke up too much 1 pains, or bin ns or rankles deep, and if A boat capsized at San Pedro har repeated, accumulated may warp and living?’ was her next query. T he Commissioner of Agriculture The baggage master and the express It shows great merit in a story wlnn room, has but a single tray and in I bor, Cal., during a gale, and two fish shadow a wholu dawning life. claims to havo obtained great results messenger were hurt slightly. the incidents of it linger in the memory. compartments, boxes or drawers It, j “ ‘1 am a type-writer.’ ermen were drowned. One of them The captain cf the bark Rimijio, “ ‘A type-writer!’ This was said “Silas Marner,” by George Eliot, is a however, space need not be econ» | in the extraction of sugar from sor Room for the children, say we. We which has arrived from Hakpdadj ar was “Crawfish Pete,” the oldest and were all children once, and “of such is with a sneer that might mean volumes. remarkable instance of this quality. inized, tho interior is divided up to fue I ghum. San Francisco, states that a Japanese best known fisherman on the coast. “ ‘Have you a brother in the city or Any one who has read this tale must nish receptacles for d fforont articlei ■ the kingdom of heaven.” What would At Olympia, W. T., Judge Allyn T he incandescent electric light sailor suddenly became insane, and after injuring two other sailors with a sentenced Angus McClain, convicted the world be without them? and what any male friend who will call on you?’ have noted the ease with which each of attire. A trunk of light weight, yel I will the children be without their fair “•No, my family all live in Connec incident may be recalled, even a lung which is substantial, has many con promises to be a great aid to the tor hatchet, jumped into the sea and was of the murder of Harry O'Connor, at share of room and consideration in the time after it ha< been read, and this veniences. It is a mistake to suppose ] ticut. ’ pedo service, as it will illuminate the drowned. Shelton, to be hanged on February 24, •••Doyon keep company with any characteristic seems to result from its that a heavy trunk is stronger than a world ? sea when submerged. A dispatch from Columbus, Ark., 1888. Children! why, they are the very young man?’ being free from superfluous matter, more flexible, light-framed article. A says that a half-witted boy of 13, Christie Doyle, of Vallejo, Cal., re blossoms of life! Then do not crush “Really 1 was beginning to lose all from the way in which the main inci small amount of observation, added to J ohn M c C omb ha? been elected named Charles Whilsett, enticed a ceived from a companion some bichro Warden of San Quentin, and Charles young brother aged 9 and a sister aged mate of potash, instead of wax to them nor handle them too roughly. patience, but I managed to say calmly; dents are grouped, a.id from the a trifling quantity of humanity, make! Aull takes the Wardenship of Folsom 6, into the woods and cut their heads chew. He was seized with convul We make an earnest plea for them, for •I do not, but what has that to do with beauty and simplicity of tho tout it easy for one to forgive a careless and we believe that in nine cases out of the question of my hiring a room and ensemble. even a vicious handling of certain eno» oft'. He returned home and informed sions shortly after and died. prison. Two ton they are much abused, much un paying for it. in advance?’ Love and war. with the troubles re mous pieces of luggage belonging to his mother what lie had done and others, a boy and a girl, had a narrow derjudged. They are not counted and “ ‘Have you got any references?’ sulting therefrom, form the materials American female travelers. The En< E ighty corn canning factories have showed a big knife with which he had escape. set, and respected for the priceless “I don’t see why I submitted to so of most of the ancient stories, while the glish lady prefers a wicker basket io been in operation this year in Maine, committed the deed. Julius Adler, an enlisted man at the jewels they are, jewels made by God to much quizzing. That woman could situations of the modern novels are the trunk shape, with a lock and key. Il The international contest between and over fourteen million cans of sweet Jake Kilrain, of Baltimore, and Jem military station at Walla Walla, was live forever, and to shine more and beat a nqxn ter asking questions. ‘No,’ ••esults of complicated difficulties inci is strong, spacious and has a cover el corn have been put up. Smith, of England, for the diamond arrested slime time ago on a charge of more brightly in His image who at last [ replied, ‘but if you want them, I sup dent to a more advanced state of civil waterproof cloth carefully fastened being a deserter from tho military sta will set them as stars in His crown, or T he mechanics of Poughkeepsie, belt and championship of the world, ticn at Omaha. He was tried by court banish them forever from His presence. pose 1 could get them from home in ization. Life abounds in incidents for about it by short, leather straps. This took place on the Island of St. Pierre, two or three days.’ the modern tale-writer. There are sensible nrticle is gradually coming N. Y., have started an educational in the river Seine, France, in the pres martial, convicted and sentenced to Barents, look to it! Which shall it be? “•Well, I guess we haven’t any many people who confine their gener into uso in America to carry costumes, three years ’ imprisonment at Fort association to book themselves up in ence of about 100 persons. How much depends upon you. whose After room now, and besides I’d rather have osity to What they consider their own skirts and largo pieces of raiment which fighting 106 rounds the contest was Alcatraz. Senator Mitchell has suc daily prayer to be for the greater machinery. ceeded in securing commutation of purity and beauty of their souls. Rea gentlemen? was the worthy matron’s class, ami who spend time and money can not be crushed without showing declared a draw. his sentence, and he will be released. son with them; love them out of their decision, as she opened the front door in deeds of charity, yet think nothing wrinkles. T he manuscript of “Home, Sweet Advices have been received at Phil only to shut it quickly behind me. I of wounding the feelings of those a little In packing a lady's trunk, never for The citizens of Medford, Oregon, wrong moods, and let them know you think I went to fully a dozen places, beneath them in rank. They are kind get to place the heavy articles of un Home,” has been buried in the coffin adelphia of the loss of the ship Alfred with Miss Harden, of Georgia, who Watts. The Watts sailed early in have, through the efforts of the Board are the best and most tender friends only to he treated in the same way. after their own fashion, but would sac derwear. neatly folded and ooinpactly of Trade of seventy members, raised half a century ago refused the hand of October, and it is said she foundered a cash bonus of $2,030 to be given to they have in the wo hi, then will the At last I went to the Young Woman’s rifice their dear friends rather than lose crowded togethe -, at the bottom. H when but seven days out, and all but children become the loving, reasonable Christian Association, where 1 should an inch of their hard-won social posi- bonnet is to be intdttded, p<vk it in a . the author. two of those on board were lost. Two Gove Co., of Portland, who will com beings you would have them, and make have gone first. 1 never was more ion. Such people are common both in a paper box that is as small as possible. persons, said to be seamen, were picked mence there, on the firtt of January, your life a very Eden. thankful in my life than when, after I real life ami in novels, and when the Arrange the white garments about it, / T he annual production of the cord up by a passing steamer and landed the erection of a four-story flouring Happy heartedness and a joyous spir had been at work for a year and de- story of their doings is well told it ex so that when they are all disposed of age mills of the United States, it is at Liverpool. The officers and crew mill to cost not less than $15,000, and it well befit childhood, and if treateo isred to change my place, one of the cites in the reader much interest. they will present As level a surface as to be of 50 to 75 barrels per day ca considerately and politely, meaning estimated, is about one hundred and numbered twenty-seven. girls in our office invited me to share To read a good story has a similar possible. Stockings neatly turnod into pacity. It is to be ready for work A train on the Inter-Colonial railway, twenty thousand tons, valued at about what you say, whether of reward or her room until I was able to find an effect to spending a few hours in pleas each other and merino or silk under- composed of an engine, a snow-plow May 15, 1888. punishment, will be gold to them, tc other place. This may all sound very ant company; it cheers and relieves the fourteen million dollars. and a passenger car, went off a bridge Recently an injunction was served the uttermost farthing, and a long, long funny to you, but it was not a funny mind; the small troubles that may have vests, etc., tidily rolled up, are excel lent articles to crowd into the vacan near Caraquette. Of the thirteen men on Sergeant LaForet, in command of T here is a recorded indebtedness of way the wisest method. Make them experience for me; and my experience board, the conductor, engineer, fire United States troops stationed at the companions, comforters; let them be is by no means unusual. A man can vexed lose their hold upon us, and when cies about the bonnet box, and also $16 38 on every improved acre of land on we return to them we are so refreshed into spaces causal by garments with man and four section-men were pinned mouth of the Klamath river, to pro in the Sc te of Kansas. This does not down under the engine, in the bed of hibit him from tearing down the hou-e the very solacer of your cares, the dis get rooms and board where he chooses, and invigorated by the action of change gathered tops. Starched skirts seminators of your happiness, the glorj without references and questions, but that they weigh but lightly upon us. should be folded into as broad include notes of hand, amX-j*b>re and the river, and killed. Others were of settler John McKensie, located on and honor of your homes, the mftst when a girl tries to get board for her Sometimes an incident recalls to our pieces as the trunk will admit, and badly bruised, but not fatally injured. an island near the mouth of the river. welcome faces in all the world to those other accounts. self, if s ic is well-drcssnd, her charac memories some of the pleasures and their tops folded under or over, to suit At Mabtown Station, W. T., Charles The injunction was disobeyed anil the who gavo them being, and not at the ter is doubted, and there is ‘no room’ pains of that brief season of early youth convenience. Above them place the THviuMre eighteen national banks Miller, a single man 32 years old, was property destroyed and burnt. Judge mercy and caprice of “a pair of grown for her; people wonder where she gets in Washington Territory, with a total struck by a freight train and knocked Murphy issued a warrant for the ar up children,” who know not how to her money. If she is poorly dressed, of which we all like to prolong the re dress skirts, also folded as broadly as membrance. Stories from other land- possi Je, carefully preserving the rest of LiForet for contempt of court. capital of $1,430,000; and five terri down, the car wheels striking his head train the young twig—with dispositions she is naturally not wanted, because have a great charm for young people smoothness of their lower parts, and As the steamer Queen of the Pacific, ruined, the wdls ungoverned and in she will lower the reputation of the and children. There is for them the over those lay the neatly-folded waists. torial banks with a total capital of and dashing his brains out. Miller was walking along the track at the bound for San Francisco, was oft' the process a nuisance to thenselves house. She must, in self-defense, novelty of learning about foreign cus $355,000, making $1,785,000. Now place a towel over them and tuck time, and his death was due to his Pigeon Point, Second Officer William and everybody around them! marry or at least become engaged, if toms and seeing that human nature is it neatly down about the dresses to own carelessness. Olsen discovered a vessel on fire oft Room for the children! once more we she have no ni tie relative under whose I t is stated as a fact that on its the starboard bow. An alarm was repeat it. What a dismal place this protection she is. It does seem as if alike in its deep experiences under very further Fecure them from dust If tho different outward ways and manners. tray sinks down too easily on account journey from New York to Chicago given at once, and three of the Queen ’ s would be without them—with only sel something might be done for poor girls COYURKHHIOJIAL, of the trunk not having enough in it the safety of a fast express train is at boats were manned and went to the fish, proml, vain business men, or, who come to the city in this way. Chambers' Journal. add a shawl, newspaper, or any con A bill was introduced by Senator rescue. The vessel was found to be worse yet, flaunting, gadding, gossip one time or another confided to the FIERCE DUST STORMS. venient article that will prevent tho to annex a portion of Montana the Pacific Coast Steamship Company ing women to people it, and no chil There ought to be somebody willing to hands of over five hundred different Cullom take them and rare for them respecta Impressions Made by a Hot-Wind Day In packed garments from becoming disar to Idaho. It cuts off the counties of steamer San Vicente. One of her dren to delight, perfume, melodize and bly and economically, and do this with A ustralia. persons. ranged. Beaver Head and Missoula from the boats was Been approaching and the With strict impartiality it speeds make things merry! Why, if it were not out sacrificing the self-respect of the In the tray, collars, laces, ribbons, S cientists claim that a tide-mill former Territory, and joins them to occupants called for help. They were for the children the very sun itself girl.”— N. )'. Tribune. alike down the hniter’s chimney, the latter. immediately placed in a boat from'the would put on his nightcap and lie abed formed of old kerosene tins, and the gloves and all the etceteras of a lady’s located at the Bay of Fundy would Senator Manderson introduced a bill Queen manned by Second Officer till doomsday! Don’t you believe it— —To whom you betray your secret, Elizabethan stacks of fashionable subur toilet should be neatly arranged either generate 700,000 horse power twelve granting pensions, according to length Olsen, and proved to be First Mate you who are grumblers about the chil you give your liberty. ban mansions, charges up the busy in or out of paper Iroxcs. Fans and hours in a day. This distributed elec of imprisonment., to all Union prison Charles Green and four sailors. An streets, flashes through the omnibuses, parasols should be wrapped in towels dren? — Mrs. G. Hall, in Good House —In waiting for rich relations to di« trically and sold to every State in the ers of war confined in southern prisons other boat, commanded by Third Offi Shoes should bo in at one window ami out of the other, •r soft paper . keeping. don’t wait so long as to lose all your cer Ingraham, picked up Capt. Charles for more than sixty days. Union would save the coal supply. like the clown in tho pantomime. But placod in linen pockets prepared for energy. Lewis and Second Mate Charles S SCULPTOR ST. GAUDENS. their reception. After every thing is Senator Bowen introduced a bill for Pratt. The captain and the second —The yearly manufacture of pinsis not al! of it! not the six bushels! Shako S tephen S howers , of Pennsylva the erection of a public building at mate had constructed a raft and were Facts Concerning the Designer of the placed at 4,695.00),000 in England, and yourself and see. Then it spins along in the trunk, cover the topmost artic es New Lincoln Statue In Chicago. the suburban highways, pounces down with a towel, and be sure to fill in nia, refused to swear falsely in order to Boulder, Colorado, to cost $75,000. ubout to launch it from the burning at 6,720,000,000 in New England. As the first step in the resuscitation on the scavengers' heap of dead leaves with something if there is any space save his father’s neck. The elder A bill introduced by Senator Sher v< s-el when they were rescued. The — He — “ Did you enjoy the sermon? ” still left. This style of packing n ill if sculpture was the abandonment of Showers was on trial for the murder nun, provides that all persons on the S n Vicente liad a crew of nineteen he stilted imitation or third-rate Ro She—“Of course I did. I had on a and other odds and ends of unconsid carry the finest of dresses and skirts a ered trifles, and they are gone, and officers and men, and the Queen of the pension rolls for loss of limb shall be -iew hat and dress, and the sexton of his grand children, and a false oath entitled to receive arrears of pension Pacific still hovered around the vessel, nan antiques, and the study* of the seated me directly in front of that their place know them no more. great distance without injury. might have saved him. from the date of discharge or disability. all hands keeping an anxious lookout works of the Italian Renaissance, it dreadful Miss Brigg-».”— Detroit Free Poets seeking new tropes and figures of —Mexico reports a big business speech should try what can be made of boom, with a great rush of foreign ir those who had not been saved. was a happy coincidence that Augus- Press. A bill introduced by Senator Stew f Another us St Gaudens should have had much T here are four great accumulated man was picked up in an an Australian dust storm. Every win capital. —A ni in will buy lottery tickets art provides for the appointment of masses of gold in tho world : $282,000,- chief justices and two associate jus open boat in a few minutes, but died iuch an apprenticeship as a Florentine month after month and not get dis- dow in the ci ies is closed, and the —Queen Margaret of Italy has estab sculptor of the fifteenth century might a short time after being taken to the 000 in the United States Treasury; tices to sit at Washington and have •ouraged, but if he tishes two hours heated blast chafes and howls about lished an asylum for the blinl in the tave had. St. Gamlens ’ father was of Queen. His name is not known. So the casements in a frenzy of impotent Baths of Diocletian at R one. $237,000,000 in the National Bank of jurisdiction to hear and decide con tar as can be ascertained at present, Southern France; his mother was Irish. md fails to land a ten-pounder he is rage. Should any one incautiously —M. Cerdan, a Frenchman, has re France; $107,000,OtX) in the National tested land cases. All applicants for the names of the lost are : Purser Ev He himself is a New-Yorker, well-nigh ready to take his alii lavit that this turn a street corner particularly public lands whose claims are rejected ceived the contract for improvements of Germany, and $100,000,000 in the by the commissioner of the land office erett, Engineers John McCardle and rom birth - having been brought to world is all a fraud. —A disgusted housekeeper says that sprucely dresse 1, straightway it makes in the harbor of Vera Cruz. The Bank of England. are given the right, within sixty days, Thomas Gren< r, Cook Jackson, anil his city from Dublin, his birth-place, every new servant comes to her labelled for him. Tlie air soon becomes a com Government pays $1,000,0)3 for tlie John Grudy, Chailes Graham, Alfred while yet an infant. He was early bination of atoms as lively ns aerated work. to appeal to one of the justices. Juris Clark, John Wilcox, John Smith and ipprenticcd to a New York cameo- is willing. What she wants is to find A C anadian paper has been can diction is also conferred on the justices three others, the last eight b< ing sea utter, and faithfully served his time, me who is unwilling—to undertake waters. The whole surrounding coun —The place of the Tuileries Palace. to hear all cases arising out of private try seems shrouded by an atmosphere vassing for an expression of annexa land claims in Arizona, New Mexico men. None of the rescued officers or ind even during the period of his duties far beyond her.— Exchange. Paris, is to be filled by a building cost which has been whipped into the con nun can assign any cause for the ori <tudy in Paris he devoted half of his -—Guest (to landlord) — “I say, land ing several million dollars, which tion to the United States. It heard and Ci 1 >rado. gin of the fire. When the fire was work ng hours to bread-w inning in the lord, have von got such a thing as an sistency of pea soup. One side of the shall commemorate the French R vj - from 910 persons, 800 of whom favored street is sometimes as completely hid Senator Quay introduced a bill to discoveied the min became p<nic encyclopedia alxuit ¿he house?” Land annexation. Nova Scotia is almost increase to $72 per month the pension stricken, and the_( ffi ers could not •xercise of his trade. He attributes lord - “No. sir. we have not; but there den from the other side as by a Novem nucli of his auçcess to the habit of unanimous for it. Ontario and Que of those who now receive $50 per control them. They jumped into the faithful labor acquired at this time, is a gentlemau from B >ston in the read* ber fog in London. Woo to the unlucky housemaid who has inadvertently left bec gave a majority nearly two to one month, under the law granting pen two boats but the stanchions which md speaks of his apprenticeship as i ng-room. — Harpers Ba zar. SEE sions to soldiers and sailors of the late held them were burning hot, nnd the —It is er mighty hard matter fur u* open a single window! Repentance in in the same direction. ‘ one of the moat fortunate things that war who are totally disabled. tackle by which they hung was soon •ve happened to him.” Perhaps one ter «ee de bad p’ints in er thief dat is sackcloth and dust is her condign pun Senator Plumb introduced a bill Io burned away, and one by one the men nay a*, tri bute to it. also, part oif that willin’ ter lend its money, nr de good ishment. And tlius the enemy speeds T he St des of Pennsylvania and grant one month's extra pay for each were obliged to leap into the sea. The nysterv of low-relief which is such a p’ints in er hones’ man dat Iftib ’fused up and down the day through. The heat is stifling, but people all seek to Maine have determined to hereafter year of enlistnn nt to al) officers of the captain and the second mate remained loticeable element in his artistic equip ter do us a favor. D ir ain’t er weaker treat habitual drunkenness as a disease volunteer army in the late war, who on the burning vessel until taken off. ment. lu 186S he went to Paris to bc- raskil in dis yere woil’ den human na- close every avenue of approach. Bat ton down and stew is tho order of the and not as a crime. The inebriate will served the full term of their enlistment — Levi Prosser, of Hartford, Conn., ,rin the serious study of his art, and viir’.— Arkansaw Trare'er. day. Of two evils it is by far the least; be taken from his home and on the and were honorably discharged. — »Jones — “ I say. Smith, I saw agrea liter working for some time in the has presented the City Mission of that indeed, the only defense, and every magician last night. He could give Petite Ecole, entered the studio of Senator Blair introduced a bill de street, and quarantined in apeci <1 city with a 208-aere farm, to be used port is closed as on bnard ship in bad “I have used Simmons Lt ver you le nona le. or any drink you wanted claring that the act of June 11, 1880. Jouffroy in the Eco ’ e des Beam Arts. as an Industrial school for homeless hospitals the same as if suffering from weather. Snould the demon succeed in Regulator for many years, hav- out of a white high hat. ” Smith — relative to pensions, shall be construed This was the year of the Universal effecting an extrance he sweeps through an infectious disease. If an incurable, as to include all officers and enlisted children. The monetary value of the n “T onlyFaml]y Exposition. and in that exposition he “That’s nothing; we’ve got a grocer on the hall, rushes up stairs, and bangs is a little short ot $65,00(1 Medloine. My mother before he will be housed and made self-sup men in the army, and their widows gift ♦aw the “ Florentine Singer ” of Paul our corner who can give you thirty- i me was very partial te It. It is —Maid (to mistress)—“James, the every door like a maniac. The hotel a safe, good and reliable medi porting for life. and minor children. footman, says, mum, as what he Dubois, which had received the medal five, f >rty, and f »rty-tive cent butt«»! kitchen is a subject of zpecial anxietv cine for any disorder ef the system, and if used ln time", Senator Mitchell introduced a bill caught cold last night, an' has A 'very >f honor two years before the Salon. out of the same tub."—Harper's Baz if. to the functionaries concerned, and cer tain vendors of perishable commodities T -f rtehne,.. -Elitor-in-Chicf—“Hello there! Mr. close A bill to reduce railroad fares to providing that hereafter the sale of stitl neck.” Mistress—“Tell him to Phis statue, in which the very spirit their shops altogether.— Murrau'i »f Renaissance breathed again, must have the carriage at the door, Marie, lands of the Umatilla reseivation be Clips! ” City Eli >r Clips — “ Yes, sir. ” four cents a mile has passed the Wash Magazine. made at the court house in Pendleton, in half an hour. I have some shop have marked an epoch for him, as it “S. nd half a dozen rep >rters out im ington Territory Council unanimously O eg< n, instead of at the land office at ping Io do. (Turning to daughter) - lid for modern sculptors. A ghost, the Gotiuon papers say, mediately, ami w -e what’s the matter and will probably pass the other house. LsGrande. Mary of the brilliant sculptors of to- down the street.” “Matter? Why J recently visited a suburb of that For onee. my dear, I think Janies will It is suspected that the Northern Pa be able to bold his head as 1 have en lay were educated in the studio of don’t see anything going on down metropol s. nightly wa id-ring up and TIKI All HCTIII' HILI SHVED he Marshal Blume, of Petaluma, Cal, deavored to teach him."—A. K Swn. Jouffroy; Falgniere ami St Marceau cific will not obey this law, if the bill while “That’s just the point Don’t down the lanes, frightening the inhab Urgulatar In fhe i<re> attempting to jump < (T a train I —Tommy’s father's business affairs iad left It shortly before St there. you see they are not digging it ap? itants. F.nally some of the bolder passes, on the ground that the Terri before its arrival at the depot, was J'T have found Simmons Liver men of the village waited for the ghost, Taudens entered it; Merci was torial legislature has no right to caught under the wheels, receiving call him from home early in the morn iis fellow-student there, and he There must be »oinething under, all seized it, and discovered the phantom ing ami keen him until late at night to this.. Give us a g »<» I artiole. Mr Clips.” regulate a road chartered by Congress. injuries fioni whiah he died. such an extent that the two are but thus lx-< aine a part of the young and - lh» Fashion — “Horrors! It s to be a member of the Salvation Army. A young man named Harry Shuf slightly acquainted. Recently the old rigi»r< in movement of contemporary Sunday ami my writing paper is all The gho-t was stripped of his white | The present rate on the Northern “‘•“f"'*" ,nd fouadltto7£ fleton was found dead in the road near gentleman found it ne< essary to punish ♦♦‘ulpture. He afterwards went to gone.” Little Brother—“That new robes and Ir ated to a sound flogging. Pacific is five cents. Diamondville, Cal, with four bullets ng i After *»*- Rome, ami finally, returning to this kind? ’ “Yes.” “I’ll make you some. Tommy for some offense, and the bov — Tlie following !s given by the Pa l to bt»»tog in his body. No clue to the murderer jountry. was given in a happy hour Mall Gaielte as an accurate list of the with tears in his eyes sought his mother mis 1 ***• ,b0,1 ‘ » teaspoon“ Jane got a bar of soap yesterday, and —Jones the other day went to see the was found. for consolation. “Why, what's the the commission for the Farragut statue Irish evictions during the last quarter. Zoological Gardens. Stopping la-fore toe supper eaten. The President has decided to ap-1 matter. Tommy?" she asked. “Tby «1 M ulison Square. From the time the paper around U is fit A like what you r'i : had, rough and sort o’ brown.” “-Yon “OVTD » SPAXgg, a representation of the “World Before point Stephen A. IX- Wolfe to la» an statue was exhibited in the plas •enae. My pap-r had red eyes.” tn Ulster « 148 .•«mines, of sis person. Ev-Mayor Macon. Ga." the Deluge," he naively asked: “Was Associate Justice of the Supreme ni-man that s-sleepa here nights that tn Leinster. . • >« ter, at th<* Salon of 1W0, his talent •• see s-apanked me." he sobbed. — Harper't \es, I know, m get Jane to cut it **‘®NLY GCNUINC-m ’¿i Connaught this picture sketched from naturef”— Court of Montana, in place of Judge I 1« “ « ms recognised and his position m - the right «lie. and dip the Baear. i n (a yunater .. ■ «1 * “».IM Jar/pe. Galbraith, whose term h is expired. I mred. — Us^arir. raspberry jam.”— 0 naha World, J * WW!? — FIILTLESSFMIMIIICIIE