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MUSCLE IN COURTSHIP. M tn . Paxton Tell* How .lack Iler Daughter Liz. Won •‘He, he!” cackled old Mrs. Paxton as she took her snuff stick out of her mouth und leaned back in a chair, “lie, he, he! yeou didn't know our Liz was goin’ to marry Jack Gillytish, did yeouP” “Lordy, no!” says Mrs. Jones. “I heern as how your man 'lowed that Jack was too meaehin' an’ hadn’t grit null* to suit him nor Li/.” • “He, he, ho!” roared Mrs. Paxton. “That’s whm the latf comes in. The ole man did think so, hut he's sorter changed his mind. Yeou see. Jack’s been so blamed spoony and mushey 'round Liz, an’ actin’ so like a -sick calf, par didn’t like it. He said as how no teller with a bit o’ grit or sand in ’im would make sich a domed fool o’ hisself. An’ he said as how he was goin’ to put Jack to test an’ lick ’im an' shame’im right ’tore Liz an’ make her sick of a feller that hadn’t no grit in 'im. “So las’ night, when Jack and Liz was spoonin' round on the kitching door-steps, par he steps up an’ rolls up his sleeves an’ he sez, sez he: “ ‘Lookee here. Jack, unless I'm mighty mistaken, yeou ain’t the sort of chap I wants fcr a son-in-law, nor one Liz wants for a man. But 1 kinder like you. Jack, an’ I’ll give a fairer show’ll I would most airy one else; so if you kin lick me with me holdin’ one hand ahi nd my back, yeou kin go on with your sparkin’, but if yeou cay n't, blamed if I don’t trounce yeou good with one hand an’ boot yeou off’ii the place into the bargain. Sha’n’t I, Liz?' “Well, Liz she kinder snickered into her apern an’ sez: “ ‘Yes, yeou kin, par.’ Jack he got red as fire an’ I thought he’d light out for the woods, but stid o’ that he sez to Liz, sez he: ‘Shell I try him one, Liz?’ an’ Liz she sez, sez she: ‘Pitch in. .Jack, 1’11 hold yer li.it.’ “Well, par stood a-grilinin’ when Jack gave a jump an’ a yell an’ I’m blamed if he didn’t knock par a rod at the first lick, an’ he hadn't hardly crawled to his feet when Jack give ’im another crack that sent ’im flat inter a big tub o’ rainwater kerswash. Then Jack grabbed him by the heelz an’ jerked him to his feet an’ clapped his jaws ’till Liz an’ me nearly died a-laf- iin’, an’ we jest come nigh splittin’ our sides, when Jack tripped par up the neatest yeou over see in your life, an’ grabbed ’im by the heels an’ drug ’im three times ’round the house, and then flung him over a ten-rail fence into a hog waller. Lordy! how Liz an’ me did lain “Then Jack he comes an’ sets down to sparkin’ Liz as kam an’ as cool as a cowcHimber, an’ bymeby par he crawls out an’ sneaks ’round back o’ the house an’ sticks his head ’round a cor ner an’ sez, kind o’ feeble-like, sez he: “‘Toon can hev her, Jack.’ “Blamed if it uuu inaKe a dog laff.”—77 I-Bit*. BOILED ICZ-CREAM. Rome of the Chinese Summer Delicacies Coveted by the Gcthaiu Heathen. One of the attractions of Mott street on a summer Sunday are the several Chinese watermelon stands. If one wishes to enjoy a genuine Oriental market sight, with stands and booths of nearly every description, crowded with Chinese patrons, he should pass through Mott street on a Sunday after noon. say about five o’clock. The way the heathens get away with Christian watermelon is significant. Without exaggeration on a single Sunday after noon between the hours of four and eight p. m., at least two tons, or Tour thousand pounds, of watermelons are devoured by the throat-parched opium smokers. There are seven Chinamen who keep watermelon stands and each takes in from twenty to fifty dollars per Sunday. They retail their melons at five cents a slice to their fellow coun trymen. As many as forty Chinamen are often seen surrounding one stand munching at huge chunks of well ripened “Western pumpkins,” as the Chinese call them. Then there are the Chinese peanut stands, that also do a big business at any time of the year. This is because the Chinese cook their peanuts in salt water. They are boiled until they be come mellow. Even the Chinese roasted peanuts are much superior to those produced by the sons of sunny Italy, because the nuts are soaked in salt for thirty-six hours before they are put through the roaster. The watermelon seeds are similarly treated, and they serve among the Mongolians of Gotham as a very dainty dish at their great dinners, as, instead of smoking cigars, the Chinese guests sit down and crack watermelon "»•zv’ds. The sugar-cane stands also do a rush ing business, as do the Chinese “Leon fun” or ice-cream stands. The Chinese ice-cream is somewhat different from any other kind of ice-cream. In the first place it has no ice in it, and in the second place there is no cream; but it is called Leon fun or “cold” cream or jelly, and it is really the only thing that answers to ice-cream among the four hundred million of heathens in China. The Chinese are so fond of it that even the real article here has failed to super sede it. This “Leon fun” is made of a species of light stuff, very much like American blane mange. It is boiled very thin with brown sugar and set in cold water until it congeals and then cut up in dice-shaped small squares. A few spoonfuls of this is put into a bowl, a kind of thin, cool sweetened sauce is poured over it. and the whole of this peculiar mixture is sold for a Christian nickel. The Mott street fan- tan players call it boiled ice-cream.— Chin Foo, in N. Y. World. i —Market Reports.—Pens and paper are stationary. Cutlery is very dull, tht ese firm and fairly active. Butter Wrong, but inclined to be slippery. Whisky lively and unsteady. Hops Wely and active. Gunpowder in- clned to be rising. Eggs opened ~Alfonso XIII., King of Spain, is a little over a year old and receives a taiarvof 7.000,000 pesetas a year, which •early equals $1,500,000. CHARMING HOMES. The Part Taken by Loving Hand» In Mak in« the Home Beautiful. Women the world over have, during the past few years, becomu profoundly interested in the art of making the home beautiful, and their efforts in that time show them to be possessed of no meat* talent for decoration. A few years ago (not so very many) all this sort of tiling was left to the professional dec orator and furnisher; those who were not able to pay for these luxuries ware content, as a rule, to forego any thing that smacked of aestheticism or high art in their surroundings. Of course, there were exceptions, but they wen so rare as to bo notable, and were, it is safe to say, inspired by latent genius of an extraordinary kind. But the women of the world have been grow ing very rapidly of late years in artistic knowledge. The facilities for getting about have increased. The shops have become magazines of art. There are glorious opportunities for self-culture that our grandmothers dreamed not of, and women have been quick to avail themselves of this privilege. Owing, perhaps, to the Yankee element in their composition, American women are particularly shrewd imitators,] and, even where they lack the power of originality, appear to make up such lack by their genius for adapting to their own uses the designs <d others. It is this happy quality that has transformed the homes of the peo ple from their former state of ugliness into a oleasing, even where it is not a genuinely artistic condition. Especially in the way of coloring has the taste of the people been improved. The middle-aged among ns can re member how religiously the color line used to be drawn. The blues and greens were rigidly separated; so were the reds and pinks. It was a daring experiment to combine blue and pink, and for many years only the more au dacious of woman kind accepted it And there was a sterling honesty about colors in those days, the remembrance of which makes one shudder even now. The distinct and dreadful blues and greens, the uncompromising reds! Magenta and solferino strike terror to the soul, even at this distance of time. Happily, we have outgrown these things and have no more of them. Greens and blues have become united and harmonious until they half puzzle you as to which predominates. Reds are toned down, although they are not at all less bright, and the pinks carry with them a fascinat ing hint of yellow. Of course, the colors did not change without a rea son. The fact is that taste had grown until such change was demanded. It did not come in advance, and had no part in working the revolution. The people had simply grown until tli6y could no longer tolerate such atrocities of coloring. They had learned some thing of the laws of harmony and con tract, and began to have minds of their own. And lo! how great a change has berm wrought. Tne in.—AA eat To it age now disports itself in artistic array; festheticism marks the costume of the simplest village maiden. To keep pace with these changes in popular sentiment the wit of manu facturers and dyers is often severely taxed. Women have come to know what they want and insist upon having it. They think more, too, of the effect of the juxtaposition of various articles than ever before. The wise housewife with a few hundred dollars to spend in the furnishing of the modest little nest doubtless b ‘stows more thought upon fitness and barn ony than was given to lhe furnishing of the costliest mansion a few years ago. This is as it should be, for with a very limited outlay the unpretentious dom’cile may be trans formed into a veritable M cca to all lovers of the beautiful.— Philadelphia Record. —Still it worries a man who calls himself a violinist to be known outside as a fiddler. — St. Joseph Gazette. —The philosopher spends inbecome- ing a man the time which the am bitious man spends in becoming a per son age.— Joseph Roux. —When flour goes down a five-cent loaf of bread costs as much as it did before, and, by the weigh, it is no bigger.— N. Y. Picayune. —“If women are really angels,” writes an old bachelor, “why don’t they flv over the fence, instead of mak ing such a fearful job of climbing?” —People are apt to feel proud of all the good traits their children show, and wonder where in blazes they got all their bad ones.— Somerville Journal. —Be always displeased at what thou art, if thou desire to attain to what thou art not; for where thou hast pleased thyself there thou abidesL— Quarrel. —The fashionable way of using per fume is to pour it in the ear. Silkins say4» he is going to try it when he comes home very late, so that his wife’s curtain lecture will sound like “Home, Sweet Home.”— Burlington Free Press. —The Good Time Coming.— The time Is passing slowly on. The weeks are gliding by. And some day we may hope to miss The pestilential fly. — Texas Siftings. —As the tree is fertilized by its own broken branches and fallen leaves, and i grows out of its own decay, so men and i nations arc bettered and improved by trial, and refined out of broken hopes and blighted expectations.— F. IY. Rob ertson. —The society girls of Atchison are just now greatly enraged because the dudes are giving their attention to the dining-room girls. A dining-room girl is about the prettiest thing on earth; we don’t blame the dudes.— At chison Globe. —I hold every man a debtor to his profession; from the which as men of course do seek to rece ve countenance and profit, so ought they of duty to endeavor themselves,by way of amends, to be a help and ornament thereunto. •^Lord Bacon. —Old Gent—No, Algernon, I do not approve of your breaking off the en gagement. You will no doubt think 1 more of Miss Golddast after you are mated. Algernon—I can’t do it The more 1 think of her the less 1 i think of her.— Farmer and Manufac- 1 turtr. CARE OF THE SKIN. The number of trade dollars redeemed bv the treasury under the provisions of How to Prevent I.lct> an<l Other Purasitlc the act of Mar< h 3, 1 ks 7, was 7,tWH,U36. The Insects on Fowl«. number imported, from the passage of the Another of the wiles of popular act to Seplemlier J, I8w7. was 8- 0, 6i. The Frequently the most difficult work of by abrasion was equivalent to -T.lMl the poultry man is that of ridding the lectures to nurses was delivered recent loss ly in the University Hospital by Dr. trade dollars. POULTRY VERMIN. WILLIAM BECK & SON, Wholesale and IL tail Dealers in When and How to Bat be ami Wh*t Kind of Soap t<* He**. Toys, Games and Novelties Dolls. Drams, Music Boxes, Tea Sols, StOYCS, Music Boxes, premises of vermin. Most persons do not become aware of the presence of Henry W. Stellwagon, the subject being A VALUABLE MEDICAL TREATI8F The edition for I88B of the sterling Medical ! vermin until the little red mites are ••The Care of the Skin.” The delivery seen in my raids. Those can easily be of the lecture occupied an hour, and Annual known as Hostetter’s Almanac, is now destroyed by using proper methods. the greater part of the time was devot ready, and may be obtained, free of cost, of i druggists and general country dealers in ull I EVERY YEAR TO THOUSANDS. The great scourge of poultry is not ed to an explanation of the respective parts of the In lied Slates, Mexico, and indeed n every civilised portion of the Western Hein | the mites, but the large body-louse functions of the epidermis, dermis, isphere. This Almanac has been issued regu- ■ that hides at the base of the feathers, papillary layers and subcutaneous I irly at the commencement of every year fur • he CI?.8S.—Fifty million population. Pain T’n f SirrTATTIC IL TOYS, for the first time to one in every ten. one-flfth of a century. It combines, with | on the head and neck. As they are nerves and tissues. 1 lie correlative re over Five million need relief. II<»w? Promptly, ECE A\I> COLUIK NK.Vl'EM the sound* st practical advice for the preserve- I lations and specific action of each wen- only found there on the fowls, an ex lion and restoration of health, a large amount ! permanently. Certainty <>• cure at reason ACSORTED C4ÜES OF TOYS interesting und amusing light readiug, and able cost. Howto timi out ? On reputa amination of the quarters does not re illustrated by a diagram, and no es of of rut up to*' country trade. the calender, astronomical calculations, chro- | tion, through exi«eriment. by proof. the lecture were taken by tins nurses veal them, when they may be busily at nological items, etc., are prepared with great •3 BIO «13 Mr»O *IO and will be found entirely accurate. Thu work on the birds. When the hens who attended and many others tn an care, issue of Hostetter’s Almanac for IMS w ill prob- I Senator Catalogua No. 6. audience composed almost exclusively h? Merits. - Example.—Take up Ft. Jacobs ably be the largest edition of a medical work I «eem to droop without apparent cause, 1<»3 A 167 Meron«! vt.. Portland, Or. Oil, the Great lb im dv for Pain. Iissiqierior published in any country. The proprie H STORIN’. the chances are that a close examina of ladies. The seco id head of the ever merits 1 nown to all the w< rid. Experience Riverside Av , Rpnk BR n ’ > N< tor«, Messrs 11« stettcr& Co.. Pittsburgh, Pa., . u.l>. W T. . 4 Bt..Halain,Ot shows iu merits through its cilicucy. tion of their heads and necks will re lecture dwelt with the proper care of on receipt of a two cent stamp, will forward a copy by mail to any person who cannot pro veal swarms of these lice. Little the skin, and in this connection the cure one in his neighborhood. chicks, especially those that feather lecturer said: The Efficacy.—1. Its effe< ta are prompt. ‘ The condition of the skin depend, The Queen of Sweden has become 2. Its relief is sure. 3. I ls cures are very rapidly, such as Dorkings, Games insane. permanent. 4. It cures chronic case*, ot to a great extent on the way we live. and Leghorns, will soon succumb to’ a.s long standing as 40 years. 5. Its cures operation since i860, patronized from THE LEAD NG FEATURES the large lice, and often the cause will If we go to bed at two o'clock in the are without relapse, without return ot In successful all sections of the Northwest, endorsed by morning and eat late suppers the sys of the Y outh ’ s C ompanion Announce pain. 6. It cures in all cases used ac be ascribed to something else. business men and leading educators. ment for 1K-M just published are its six cording to directions. 7. In every bottle To prevent lice on fowls, the best tem is affected and a diseased skin is illustrated Serial Stories, by Trowbridge, THE MOST PERFECTLY EQÜIPPEB SCHOOL there’s a cure, in every application a relief of its class on the Coast, it offers private or class thing is the dust-bath, which must con he result. We should also be careful Stephens and others, and its two hundred instruction, day and evening throughout the year, in ,,i our food and eat only that which is Short Stories and Tales of Adventure, its sist of line clay or coal ashes. If the he Proof.— 1. The testimony cannot be Arithmetic, Writing, Correspondence, Book-keeping. articles by eminent writers, inclu ing the Business and Legai quarters are kept clean, the hens will riot prejudicial to the action and func Right Hon. Wm. H. Gladstonu, Professor disputed. 2. It has been rene .vod aftei Banking,Shorthand,Type-writing, and all Common School Branches Students tions of the component .parts of the lapse of years. 3. No return of pain in Forms prevent the attacks of lice by dusting, Tyndall, Gen. Lord Wolseley. Louisa M. of all ages and both sexes admitted any time. years. 4. It has cured in all ages and con <kin. Some people cannot eat shell Catalogue free. Armstrong and Wesco, Proprietors. Alcott, Gen. George Crook, and one hun but when once the lice put in an ap ditions. 5. It has cure<I all forms of suffer dred other popular authors. The ( om - fish without inducing what are known pearance, the poultry man is compelled ing. 6. It has cured all stages of painful panion has two Million Readers a week. ailments. 7. It lias cured cases considered to take active measures, as the lice is hives, and in other cases some kind s Every family should take it. By sending hopeless. 8. It has caused crutches and must be fought until not a single one >f anin' >’ food will react injuriously in your subscription now, with $1.73. you canes to be thrown away 9. Its best cures will receive it free to Jan. I, 1888, and a remains. Kerosene must not be used this respect also. Bathing is an essen full afe chronic cases. year’s subscription from that date. on the bodies of the hens, as it will tial feature in the proper treatment of The Price.—1. The best always first and j The English walnut crop of Los Nietas sometimes kill them. For the large of the skin. The hitman body exhales cheapest. 2. The best is the promptest, body lice, first grease the heads, necks by perspiration from two to three valley. Cal., is estimated at $ loti,000. safest, surest, most permanent. X Th< and vents with a mixture made by ad pints daily, and this, together with benetits derived are beyond price. 4. Ex ’ BLOOD WILL TELL. ” he dust that settles upon -t>e skin, is amples show that no cohq>ciition can show ding a teaspoonful of crude petroleum Yes, the old adage is right, but if the calculated to have an injurious eft ’ ct like results. 5. It is the best. liver is disordered and the blood be< omes to every gill of lard. Use it warm, so from a common Bloicli, or Eruption, We have' thereby corrupted, the bad “blood will to tho worst Scrofula. Salt - r lieu in, it will spread well. Then dust the by stopping up the pores. tell” in diseases of the »-kin and throat, in Sold by Druggists and Dealers Everywhere. “ Fever - sore*»,” Scaly or Rough hens well with California or Persian several kinds of baths, among which tumors and ulcers, and in tubercles in the Skin, in short, ull diseases caused by bad are the sponge, the tub, the hot air and The Charles A. Vogeler Co., Italto.. M ' blood are conquered by this powerful, puri insect powder. Repeat this every third lungs (first stages of consumption) even fying. ami invigorating medicine. Great day, and dust every portion of the the vapor. Taking it for granted, as although the subject be descended in a Eating Iflcera rapidly hea.' under its be we must, that bathing promotes a straight line from Richard Cieur de Lion, nign influence. Especially has it manifested body, but do not grease the body— in potency in curing Teller, Rose Rash, healthy and invigorated action of the or the noblest Roman of them all. For only the head, neck and vent. BSoiln, Carbuncle»», Sore Eyes, Scroi- the liver in order no other medi skin, the question arises: How often setting ii I oum Sore»» au<l Swelling«, Hip cine in the world equals Dr. Pierce ’ s To clean the poultry house, every joint DlsenHC, White Swelling«. is it necessary to bathe? This depends “Golden Medical Discovery.” Try it and AND CHILDREN. R gtevens & (J q ? Goitre, or Thick Neck, and Enlarged crack and crevice must be reached. both on the individual and the nature your “blood will tell” the story of its won Gland«. Send ten cents in stampWor a Washington, Cleveland, Detroit, Chicago. The roosts and nests should be move huge treatise, with colored plates, on Skin of the bath. Some people, who per derful efficacy. Diseases, or the same amount for u treatise able, and outside. Sponge the roosts on Scrofulous Affections. spire freely, find it necessary to bathe A Chinaman in New York has gradu with kerosene, apply a lighted match, “THE BEOOI> IS THE I.IFE.” daily, others requre a bath only three ated as a lawyer. Thoroughly cleanse it by using Dr. Pierce’« and let the nro run over it. or four times a week. Taken indis taolden Medical Discovery,and good EXPERIENCE OF AN EX-CHAMPION digestion, a fair »»kin, buoyant «plr- Empty the nests, (burn the de criminately, the Turkish and Russian Its, and vital strength, will be established. Athletes and men who take ordinary bris,) and sponge them with kero baths are unsafe, and may in certain sene, applying lighted match, the conditions be positively dangerous. In out-door exercise such as walking, running, CONSUMPTION, which Is Scrofula of the lai ng«, is nr- same as with the roosts. Now thor cases of heart disease, a tendency to bicycle riding, jumping, swimming, ten rested and cured by tins remedy, if taken Tie- nis, etc., are often the subjects of acute oughly mix one quart of kerosene oil fore ¡lie last stages of the disease are reached. From its marvelous power over this terribly to four quarts of strong soapsuds or apoplexy or congestion of the brain, troubles. The experience of an ex-cham fatal disease, when first ofi« ring this now pion walker will be of interest to all who Russian or Turkish baths are exceed skim-milk, churn them to an emulsion, celebrated remedy to the public, I)r. P if . rcb are afflicted. Read the following letter: thought seriously of calling it his “Con- and sprinkle it, from a watering can, ingly unsafe, and as a general rule it No. 3J4 East 19th St., N ew Y ork , April «11 nipt ion (’u're,” but abandoned «hat 2, Ib8t».— (»ver every part of the house—floor, may be stated that this class of bath name as too limited for a n ■ dlcine wll< h Numerous statements relative to the from its wonderful combu h h ii of «< ! "•. , walls, and even the roof. Saturate should never be indulged in without merits strengthening, alterative, oi '>!<• d-, h ai-i ;,z, of different plasters having been . HALLS PULMONARY the advice of a physician. The tub anti-bilious, pectoral, and nuiidhe projier- them well, then open the doors and brought to my attention, I take this op ties, is unequaled, not onlj ns a remedy for SAXrSL/VlfcX. allow the house to dry. Next, thor batli suits most of us, but the tempera portunity to state that 1 have used All consumption, but for all Chronic Dis« A superior remedy for Cnnith:), Colds, ’s Porous Plasters for over 20 years cases of the oughly dust tsvery part of the house ture in every case should be high cock (iM-iplont CoiiHiimption, and all and prefer them to any other kind. 1 Throat uud Lunjc Troubles. with a mixture of the following: Fine enough Vo prevent chills, and this re would furthermore state that I was very mark applies also to sponge baths sick with catarrh of the kidneys, and Sold by all Druggists for 50 Cents. dry lime, one peck; carbolate of lime, Tf y< feel «lull, drowsF, debilitated, have one pound ; Persian insect powder, one which are the safest, and may, with attribute my recovery entirely to Allcock's sallow color of skin, or y< Boyish-brown spots Porous Plasters. H arry B rooks . on face or body, frequent Wuilaehe or dizzi pound. These materials should be fine advantage, be taken every day. ness. bad taste in mouth internal bout or “Another question of importance is THE “OLD RELIABLE.” and dry, and should be blown into chills, alternating with hotlushes, low spirits that of soap. There are several essen and gloomy forebodings, n-ogular appetite Silverton Appea . October 8, 1887. every crack and crevice, and not a and coated tongue, you re suffering Iron! Last spring 'his office purchased a bran 1 ndIgcMtioii, Dyspcflu, and Torpid square inch of space be overlooked. tials to a good soap, one of which is new 10x15 “Old Reliable” job press of that it have sufficient alkali and anoth Eivcr, or “ Elliioiio-In many Put kerosene on the roosts—every part, Palmer & Key, the well-known cases only part of these .'«iptoms are expe SENO IN YOUR NAMES FOR OUR er that it be made of the purest fat. II Messrs. rienced. As a romedwOf all such oases. printers’ supply house of Portland and and then replace them. Put fresh earth Dr. Pierce’s <Jold<< I’Icdical Di«, there be an excess of alkali the effec! San Francisco. After seven months’ trial and clean chopped hay in the nest boxes co very is unsurpnss«« on the skin must be injurious by caus we heartily recommend it to the printers For Wonk EurfS Spitting of and set them in position. Dust the this coast as the cheapest, strongest Blood, Shortness I Rrenth, Uron- ing nil irritation of the cuticle. A of chitin, Asthma, S'ore Coughs, and and best press in use. Printers may brag nests thickly with the, powder suggest general principle may be applied with Kindred affections, it iui efficient remedy. on their fancy presses, but give us the ed, and add a quart of the powder S oli » by D ruggist at or SIX “Old Reliable” for all kinds of Work. BOTTEEM for to the dust bath. Saturate the yards advantage in this matter of soap, and Yours truly, that is to avoid purchasing a cheap Send t« n cents in imi'S for Dr. Pierce's with a solution of one pint carbolic H. G. G uild . book on Consumptioi Aiidn-ss, article. D > not buy cheap soap, for World’s Di^pe Hi cd ic al Asso acid to ten gallons of water, and ii Two female burglars were recently ar C ontusi »" ISO I llcstratios . <>r A ll K inds or , ciation, Main Si-^t, litn alg , N. Y. the chances are you will get a bad one, necessary spade them. Before clean rested in New York. while if, on the other han I; you pur ing the house remove the droppings, chase an expensive soap, you may “Men must work and women weep, and as they will contain mites, pour the j reasonably expect that it will be So runs the world away”! soapsud mixture over them, and apply is offered by the proprietors But they need not weep so much if they g< >od. ” - - /*/»»/ ade!phia Time». ft of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy them on the field, at a distance from use Dr. Pierte’s “Favorite Prescription,” lor a case of catarrh which which cures all the painful maladies pe the house. The droppings are valuable Mailed fro > ft’application by they cannot cure. If you ANCIENT MEGALITHS. culiar to women. Sold bv druggists. . have a discharge from tho as manure. nose, offensive or otherwise, partial loss of Universal Distribution of These Rudely All this care and preparation calls The Three Negroes were killed by an explos SAMUEL WEITZ & CO., smell, taste, or h«'aring, weak eyes, duff pain Grand anti Strangely Simple Monu or nrcssuro in head, you have Catarrh. Thou- for work, but it is absolutely necessary. ion of a boiler in Hogansville, Ga. ments. san.ls of eases terminal«- in consumption. 143 POST STRHET, And it must be repeated until lice no Nothing in the ancient history of Dr. Sage's C ataiiru R emedy cures the worst NEAR GRANT AVENUE, SAN l UANUISOO, l'oi* 'I’hi’oiii 'I'roii bl on and cases ot Catarrh, “Cold iu tlie Head,*» longer find it comfortable. Get rid of man is of more considerable interest and Catarrhal Headache. 50 cents. use "Broun’s Bronchial Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh is the |H them, and then keep them out. Exam than are those monuments, at once Trochee*’ They possess real merit. ^^Best^asies^iMJse^UKMlieapest^^E^ ine the house, as well %s the bodies of rudely grand and mysteriously simple, WHO 18 FELDHEIMER1 the hens, at least once a week, as there which have been designated megalithic. The leading and reliable jeweler of Port is no knowing when lice may be pres They may be simply raised stones, iso land. He keeps the finest stock and se h Sold by druggist* or sent by mail. M ent.— American Agriculturist. lated menhirs, cromlechs arranged in at lowest pri< es. Call cn him. 50c. E. T. Hazeltine, Warren, Pa. gg ------- ------------------- a circle, or artificial caves formed by — l lie manutaeiure of ,»riar of roses CONSUMPTION SURELY CURED. placing flat flags horizontally on stand is proposed as a new California indus the Editor: — “CHICHESTER’S ENGLISH.” ing supports. Dolmens or covered To Pleaso inform your readers that I have a pos The Original and Only Genuine, try. An enterprising rose grower has passages were usually buried under itive remedy for the above named disease. By fiafn and always Reliable. Beware of worthI chm Imitation ». made the perfume by boiling roses and In<ii«;>ensable to LADIES. Aak your Drugslat for its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have masses of earth and stones, so as to *•< hicheater’a En«Tii»li*»nd talc» no other, or fucloso 4c. been permanently cured. I shall be glad to water in a tin can and preventing evap «lamp») to uh for particulars Yn Iftlef by return muiL send two bottles of my remedy free : to any of AME PAPER. Chicheater C’hemicnl Co., A Rfflb MudUuu (Miusre. I’bllada-, 1’a. oration by cold water passing about the form veritable tumuli; but they all your readers who have consumption if they w ill present the common character of be Bend me their Express and P. O. address. Bold by Drunlata everywhere. Ask for “Ch Ich ea jar. The ottar of roses was found on ter’s EuicUau” Penny rqyul Pilla. Take no other. Respectfully, ing constructed in rough blocks, virgin the top of the water in the jar.— Boston T. A. SLOCUM. M. C.. 181 Pearl St.. New York of all human labor. <1 hav taken the !<*ad In Budget. the sales of th..t class of Megaliths are important*on account reined!*«, an.l has give# Wakele *’s Sqnirr 1 and Gopher Extermi —Ono of the largest belts in the ahnpfet universal aaBsiat- nator. Try it, and pro ”e the beat is the V of their number and their dispersion. tiuu, country, and the largest solid belt in MURPHY PROS < 'r They are to be found, with a likeness cheapest. Wakelee & Co., San Francis* o. Faris, Ter New England, has been manufactured G has won the favor of running through them all, in places I f a cough disturbs your eleep, take the public and now ranks by the Union Belt Company, of Fall among the leading Medi Piso ’ s Cure for C «tnsumption and rest well. I most remote from one another, on dif cine» of the oiidom. River, Mass. The belt is four feet wide, AS A. L. SMITH. ferent continents. At Carnac and at Bra.'f r t.Pl. of three thicknesses, 103 feet long, and goldby Druggists« Kermarin are immense rows of stones, in New York City by hanging. Price g 1 .OU* weighs 1,200 pounds. The manufact of which the Khasias of India appear Perfection is attained in Dr. Sage’s 0^ urers were obliged to pick over 1,000 EBCX Full Or.rrlpli.in BlBCgi P Moody a New lui lor Sy .(<•■» of Ure.a like exact copies. Similar dolmens are Catarrh Remedy. J ■ Ilfciln CuttluK. MOODY & CO., Cincinnati. 0. hides in order to get leather enough for Suitable dower fora widow a widower. [ standing in Palestine, Ireland and its construction.— Farmer and Manu ¿ELBY SMELTING AND LEAD CO., Hindustan. Megaliths can be found Monciscar San Francisco. ■ facturer. I U nitarian religio ih Htfcrature «ent free on applica —The government of the province of in Peru and among the aboriginal mon tion to MiHS E »■ DuviHon, !’<» Drawer 60. Portland <>. Cordoba (Argentine Republic) lias uments of North America, In Spain Waahington correaponden* add. MiaaM DeVoe, Seattle PORTLAND. OB. established a meteorological service, of and Denmark, in the Orcades and the T ry G ermra for breakfast. middle-Btted and islands of the Mediterranean, on e or inarrUd men which Professor Oscar I) »ering will be ho Buffer with the shores of the Black Sea and Camelline improves aiulpreaervea the ct mplexion. MANHOOD] in charge. The new institute will be SHOTGUN CARTRIDGES Nervous Debility. Sperma independent of the meteorological office of the Baltic, at the foot of Mount torrhea, Seminal Loeaea Sinai, and in Iceland at the edge of the ’ S Hexuai Decay, Failing Mem BUELL LAMBERSON, Cen'l Agent. which was founded by Mr. Gould. The ory, Weak Eyes, Lack of 7 MtHrk Mt., l-nrtlan.l. Or. Energy, Blood and officers of telegraph and telephone eternal glaciers. The dolmens raised «***« --------- “— Eruptions, Hair™ Vai Hog upon the top of a tmnulss in Algeria c stations will be obliged to make obser Bone Paiua, S welling« may be compared with those standing I was 80 much vations in conformity with the instruc Hore Throat, Uloera, Kf fecta of Mercury, Kidney« tions. The work will be begun next in the department of the Aveyron or troubled with ca and Bladder Trouble When I say cure I do not m«an merely to stop them Weak Bac (, BunJug Urine. Gonorrhea, Gleet Htriot» for a tune and then have them return again 1 inusna year on forty stations.— Public Opinion. with those in Kintyre, Scotland, and tarrh it seriously radical cure. I have made the disea«« of FI TH, rw’ll. j ure- prompt relief and cure f«>r life. EPSY <>r FALLING »IC'KNESH a life long study. I Both Hexen Conwult Confidentially —It is well understood that a Cold Roskilde in Scandinavia; the cromlech affected my voice warrant my remedy to cure the worst cases. Because OFFIUB—18U 184 THIRD ST. sensation reaches consciousness more of Mavtlira, in Iceland, with that at One bottle of Elys others have failed is no reason for not now receiving a Cream Balm did cure. Sendatoacc for a treatise and a Free Bottle Halskov, in Denmark ; the circle at cn«c»< of Rectal l>»Mrn«c. Pile«. rapidly than one of warmth. The ex of my infallible remedy. Give Eipreaa and Pont Office. fl. <i. ROOT, JI. C.. 183 Pearl >t. New York. ; OW FiMMtircM. FiNtuHiM and Kcctal act time required to perceive each has Peshawur, in Afghanistan, with the the work. My voice l'Hc< «« treated anrceanrully. without is fully restored. it«<* of knife, wHhln |» m «1 ’ uo yearn, lately* been measured by Dr. Gold* circle of Stennis, in one of the Dreader: »«it« «etvral Ptterior teWM> Mend B. F. fAepsner, .1. ¡^Y-FtVER the tombs of the Neilgherries with the scheider, of Berlin. Conf act with a lor rirculni M. i >. Pilkington. IE 1>M M . Pastor of the No.it Ihkimi M i*mlding. Portieud.Or. cold point was felt on the face after ehondets that are found in Africa ; the Olivet Baptist cromlechs of Algeria with those of This HELT or Regeners' Church, Ph da. 13.5, on the arm after 18, on the abdo IDiule expressly fe,r the A particle in applied into each noatril a nè it agreeable. derangonienui ol tho men after 22, and on the knee after 25 Aschenrade, on the Dwina ; the triliths Price SO c»a at druggiata - by mail, reftitAer<-<l. 60 eta suitablo for Oranges, Lemons, Olives, Pineapple^, organs. The copffa’i of ELECTS TT' York Rananas, Strawl erries and eady v< getablea. For hundredths of a second. From a hot of Stonehenge with those of Tripoli, or EI. V BROTHERS 235 Greenwich Mt. through tho par' w saloon long credit $t. 2ft to $8. (JO per aero. them to hcatl point the sensation was felt on the those mentioned by Palgrave as in Addro^ M. SOLOMON. Gen-N- W. Af\ •<>nfotn»l thia Arabia. Even a superficial study will ‘43'4 Mo. < lark St.; < hicago, I Us. Silver used same surfaces after 19, 27, 26 and 79 head to I hundredths of a second respectively. disclose the relations that exist be ■pecIfie J i ToW8 a Day. Sample« worth Sl.f/», FREE. Lines not under the borne*feet Write Hlo.w- This great time difference has an im tween the covered passages of Provence hter ' h S ai - ktv R rin H oldkr C o , Holly ,111c)». Of'FJrR NO 171. portant bearing on the theory of skin and the megaliths of Brittany, and be tween these and analogous construc ALLEN'S IRON TONIC BITTERS. FREE To M erchants O xi . vi A gen sensations. — Arkansaw Traveler. r)1P jfi-,.Ht Tonir, Bloo<l I’uriti.T, Ajip«tiz»r and Liver —Some remarkable atmospheric bub tions in Spain and Algeria. A common uine Meerschaum Smoker’s S|t. (rtve fnvfgnrator. GeaniSe made by J. I* Allen. St. Paul, Minn pie»es), in satin-lined ? lush case. Address bles seen at Remenham, England, were thought and an identical funeral rite at once, R W. T ansit L & Co., 55 State described by Rev. A, Bonney at a meet- ire revealed.— Marquis de Nadaillac, in Street, Chi ago. Monthly. WATCIIES 01’ A l nikiili ’».ftE ingof the Royal Meteor »1 » '¡cal Society. Popular Science — » ------- — Small air bubbles ai • not infrequently — London has a great problem. It The Oregon National Bank, OF POKTbAMII. observed in hot weather, but these has 2,600,000 people unable to get into (Rnccewtra to Metropolitan Havings Ifcnk .) were seen rising from the snow in Jan a place of worship. In Central Lon CAPITAL PAID IN |)00,n00 Tranmeta a General Ranking Riuin<t" uary and were of the same size end don, with 2,000,000, there is only ac ACCOUNTS kept tuhject to check or All Ntjlrs. .1 a SELLS EXCHANGE on Han Franciaco and lew York. shape as the toy balloons so commonly commodations for 600,000. MAKES COLLECTIONS on fawn able terna . nu o . oh , where sold on city streets. They “rose to a —By des.ring what is perfectly good, VAN K DrLARIIMUTT, OB o B MAItKLF.,J b ., •Bhbllvfnv.l^n out for his ar- Preaident Vice Preai|ent. considerable height and then began to even when we don’t quite know what D F SHERMAN Caahier Nohin wan inquiring nt Burns move up and down within a limited it is, and can not do what we would, OPEP Short v” J^'wiw. a relative <>f his, area, and at equal distances from each we are a part of the divine power Clfinn ** fdd for each and e-o-ry grain of Bolt other, some ascending and some de against evil. — George Eliot. r- nn<l is I» lieved to have gone into 'J1UUU onout tulNHancea found in W iMlotn'a Ubliertine. no wteuged the ruont delightful and or#y really scending.” The first flight lasted about — Queen Carola of Saxony has estab ack the L>hn Bnv eolintrv. harml<-M toilet article ever produced for »efutifying two minutes, when it was followed by lished a free kindergarten for the ben and prenerving the complexion, removing tan, Bi .burn, cklee and ail blemtidi' * and rough' e** <>f tie akin another of similar character. All the efit of children of poor laborers on her fr U»ed and lodoreed by the elite of aocir-ty and the Hold by all druggh a at Sil rente per bottle. bubbles floated off in an easterly direc estate where she annually spends part atage White and Fleth REDIN<lT«»N A <O . Wholesale DruggitU, San Francieco Agent« tion.—N. Y. Ledger. of the summer. — Chicago Advance. First Stroke of Pain PENSIONSH k Liver, Blood, LADIES, Fancy Goods, Wools & Embroidery $500 REWARD B CATARRH ■ ^CH PENNYROYAL PILLS « s , The Van PYSPENSARY, ELY CREAM BALM. C atarrh I CURE FITS! J EWELRY REWARD!