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T II 10 T I M H H - II H H A li 1 U It N H , II A It N H V OOU TT O It 13 O If
Haturdiiy, April -1, IHUft
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New Attorney-General's Weakness ,
Is Pie For Breakfast
John Garbaldi Sargent of Ludlow, Vl., Gctn on Job Quick
y nt President Coolidgc's Call. Liberal in Per
sonal Vievvfl but Believes All Lawn
Should Be Obeyed.
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Written Spuojally for TIiq Tlmoa-llor aid
, lly lloliort Kullor
(Through Autocnstor Sorvlco)
Washington, Aitrll 1 PhyBloally,
tho now Attornoy-Oonornl or tho
Unltcil Stilton,' John Oarllmldl Sar
gent of .ml low, VI., In tho Abraham
Lincoln typo. Ho titaudii (5 foot li
IiiuIiuh lull. Ho hart u wide rugged
forulioml ami an Intelligent bivw.
His iiorsonal appearance Ih tltrt of
n woll-ilorssoil tn tut but novor In IiIh
llfo lias ho boon neoiiHud of being a
fiiHhlon pluto. Ilo aoldom woro in
ovorcont whou In tho dally round on
hlM nutlvo health tlio Hiiddon ap
pointment to tho national post by
l'rosldunt Coolldgo, brought Into lib
llfo th'o third topcout that ho ban
ovor owiiod or woro.
1'erlmps tlilw too will help toll tho
roador nbout tho man, John Harxotit.
Ho wears a sUe 14 shoo.
Ho Hiunkea a pipe day, corncob
or briar.
Hbi ruvorlto uport In pitching borne
tdiootf.
And ho miiHt havo plo for break
fast -pumpkin proforrod.
"JuHt tho iiHiial Vormont fatnlly,'
Haiti both tho Attornoy-Gonornl atttl
Mrs. Hnrgont whon tho iinlot and
poacofuliio.iR of tholr ovory day homo
llfo In tho small town of Ludlow wiih
maidenly and unexpectedly Interrupt
ed by tho uowh from WaHhliiKton that
tho 1'ronldont had tn mod to It Ih homo
Htato for n cabinet cholco. IMonHod,
yos, both of thorn but tho honor
fallod to oxrlto thorn, nor did tho
proHportK of living In VttH)ilti;U)ti
brim; any gront thrill. They had
boon happy always In I.udlow to
Ludlow thoy will rot urn whon thoy
havo holpod a follow Vermonter fin
lull tho Job of running tho govern
ment. Tilt Hnrgent Policy
Tho Attornoy-Gonoral has many
IterHonal vIowh all broad and liber
al. Ho Iiiih ovor Indulged Ilia great
est tolerance In mattorri portulnlui;
to tho pomonal HhortlcH of bin follow
mon. Howovor, ho has ulwayn plant
ltd hluiHolf firmly on tho ground that
lawn Hhould bo oboyod howovor
pronpoctlvo thoy lay bo and thin, ho
miyH, will continue to bo IiIh policy iih
Attoriioy-Oonoral of tho United
Htatori.
In li Ih youth, tho Attoriioy-tltiiu'ral
wax quite an Kthloto, playing footbull
and haHohall on school and college
teamH. .Vow howovor, IiIh play mom
enta nro Hpont trying for "rlngero"
with horHO-nhnoH.
Tho fnlluro of tho Honato to con
firm tho appolutmout of Warrou of
Mich., to tho pottl as Altornoy-Gonor-al
and tho Middon riglit-nhnut-fnco
of tho President In quickly picking
Mr. Sttrgnut for tho pnnt; tha quick
voto of tho Honato confirming tho
cholco, and hlii middon culling to
WaHhliiKton, brought Into tho llfo
of tho Vormoiitor novoral now oxpor
loncori with a Hiiildouiiow that almost
Htartlcd him.
.Moot "Man at. Arm"
No Hoouor had Mr. Hargout ar
rived at tho Whlto Hoiiho, than Col.
Starling of tho Whlto Hoiiho Hocrot
Service forco wan assigned iih a por
tion a I body guard. 1Mb Hrat day In
Wnnhlngton ho utnrtod on a round
of pomonal and official calln to bo
MRS. ALFRED C. WELCOME
SOPRANO
TEACHER OF SINGING
STATE ACCREDITED TEACHER
High School Credit Giyen
Residence Studio Telephone 11 1
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S. M. JARVIS
Livestock Commission
Cattle, Sheep, Wool, Hny
Burns,
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John O. Sargent
U. S. Attorney-General
accompanied ovory whoro by t'ol.
Starling. It was a rathor Mark
Twain Mltiiatlou, from tho now Attor-uoy-Gouorarri
point of vlow. Ho
Jokingly remarked that IiiuhuAicIi iih
ho had boon taking euro of himself
all his llfo, ho woudorod why at thin
lain tiny It waa uocotMiiry to havo
m "man at Mnn" at hU booU. Ho
waa i;lail howovor to havu th Colonel
a Kiildt In IiIh KettliiK about.
About that plu for brotikfatt, tl.t
Attoruoy-Goiionil wiyn It'it alwny
lxHit dono In tholr family and Hint
It Ih lila ohlof wonkuoHH. Akod iih
to what kind of plo wiih hi ruvorlto,
he rald:
"PomDiially, 1 loan a llttbt to
pumpkin, but I'll frankly ronroMH
that pk'H or all doHorlpllou- -and
whatovor tholr compouont partH
havo alwayrt mot with my fivor.
From my onrly boyhood I havo oiitou
uud oujoyod It moHt at broakfHHt.
Th Union that 'I It tin be", omittod
fr.im tho HnrRiini's brcnKf.uis iri?
low 'Hid rr botwt.'ii '
And Mth. CooimIci miiw to It that
plo wiih on tho broakfiiHt liionu at tho
Whlto lloiixo whllo ho wiik a j!UHl
thoro.
.Meiti: woitKHitH ni:i:di:i in
A mt()AIM:.VlN(J I'llILO
HU tlmiM iih many boyH and KlrU
will bo Kraduatod from tho public
hlKh hi'IiooIh thlu your iih woro a
(juarter or a ruiitury ago. Thou what?
Korty-nlx per rout will oontlnuo tholr
odueallou: 112,000 will ontor coIIoko
and r.0,000 will outer othor liiHtltu
tlonv. Giildniico Hhould ho rIvoii thorn
to iiHHlHt In oIioohIiik mid proparliiK
lor that vocation for which thoy aro
bo.U adapted and In which thoy can
roudor tholr Kroatoht aorvlco to ho
cloty. Kducatlou oft'orH ono of tho nroat
oHt flohlH of Horvlco. Tho toncbor Ih
outruated with (1) proHorvInc and
pasHlnic on thouo oxporloucoH of tho
Oregon
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raco nioiit worth whllo and (!!) "d(
ruolliiK tho duvolopiuont or tho latonl
ability of ouch child In ordor that ho
may iniiko IiIh fulloHt coutrlhiitlou to
iiocloly.
Womon aro hocoiulni; bottor pro
pared for and aro oulorlui; moro than
horotoforo Iho flotdu or ntltnltiltUrii-1
nun nun roHoiiruii, niou aro oiiioruiK
tho ranliH an toachoi'B In luoroanlni;
iimiilinrii. T)io uiuuhor or mon Html
outn uurollod In tachoi-proparlnit
couriiOH In normal' hoIiodIh and touch
orn coIIckoi durliu; the IiihI lilonnliil'
for which iitatlHtlcH havo boon com
piled InorouHod ovor 71 por coat. Tho
purcoutiiKO or mon touchem lucroiui
od In tho piiHt four yoarM from 18',6
(o 21i'j por omit or tho total uiiiubor
oiuployod.
j no iioiti or oiiucaiiou ih not a
ouo-inick affair) It o front a variety of
typon or orcupatlon, (I) AiIiiiIuIh
(ration Iiiih aildod now rioldii for
Npoiilallxatlou. (2) Itiwoarch Ih ut
growing Importaiicu. (!t) Toachliii;
Itnoir offom iiuninroui now flolilH for
Bpcctallzallon.
Tho field of editcntlou Ih not over
crowded. Tho ItifrMHo In'ciluoatloii
al faollltloii to mpottli ikioiIm of a
growlui; population iIoiiihuiIh moro
workorH. Tho dovolopiuout or bntlor
ntandardH In odiiuntlou dumaiiilH
moro adeiiuately tnilned workorH.
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HKAJMMIIXG I'Olt IllUK THAI'S
Our prorHMlonitl pHlrlntlc ploadora
for iihmi'o r now biiratlUK with do
llght bocauiw they loarn Grtmt Ilrlt
nlu "wnrmly whIcoiuwh In olllclal olr
den" tho Htiggaatlou or I'roHldaut
Toolldgo that n conroronco bo hold
tiliuod at limiting land armamont an
well iih naval arramoiit. Tho world
wnitn peace or coursH- that la tho
people do; but why follow tho im
trlch buck homo, or con rue I'nml
dent Coolldgo'ii Hiiggontlon that land
armameiitH bo reduced Ih welcomed
by tho llrltlRh. Why not? Urlluln'H
tiaroty depouilH upon tho hoii and to
the air, not on tho laud. Having
Juggled the American navy to a point
whore It Ih all but Impotent mid atol
on Much a toad In the air that wo mny
never catch up, tho further nuggOB
tlon that wo coiiBldrr a reduction In
IhiiiI Htroiigtb conn nh a voluntary
boon to tho dmin or International
iimulpulatorM. Sfoeiuliigly wliMiiuvor
wo wauilor Into the laud or diplomacy
wo Invariably got our root caught In j
a hoar imp. If wo can't got caught
any other way thou wo go out and
look for It.
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Ileal iMluto owuurH In llurim
ahoiild give every encouragement to
InvoiitorH who aro looking Into the
future of HiIh field or liivoHtmont and
who hIiow an ability to develap, U
they want to build give them every
advantage In tho way or price iind
aid U'h development wo want,
though, not Hpeciilatlou. If one In
buying for Hpcaiilutlnu ho kIioiiIiI pay
the protein t owner a good profit.
HIIK (JOT IT TOO
Ho (lining ghiHB) "How
a little toiiHt."
about
Sho- "HoavoiiH, toiiHt ror dinner?
I never heard of such a tblni: I
want a regular moat."
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Best Yellow Pine Lumber
Rough nntl Dreased
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nfWTii'agSgBSfiinr uj
WEIL'S
At The New River Bridge
End of lane leading east from Short's blacksmith
Shop.
Burns Paul A. Weil Bur"8
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WM. FARRE
NOTARY PUBLIC
PIRE INSURANCE, Standard Stock Com
panies PRACTICE, before U. S. Land Office ad
bureaus of the Department
REAL ESTATE; city, acreage and farm
property
YOUR BUSINESS SOLICITED
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This Weeks Cross Word Puzzle
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You will get iniiiiy laugliH In work
Inp out thin croHH-word piixxln iih ar
riiiigod by Ilruco Colo. Not that the I
wordH are ho runny hut In tho def
llillloilB bocuilHO once you have tho
correct solution hororo you, you will
mm that Mr. CoIo'h koy aro facta, or
general luformntlon you Hhould have
recognized ImmiMllnlnly. My nil
mttftita Hpoiid a llttlu timo on thla
pii7.r.l. until you got It going tliuu
wtt aro aura you will not atop until
It la flnlMliod.
Ilorl.ontol
I Andy Gump wnn otto bfor8 ho
entered col luge. I
R What thay uiHtd to laah aalldra to
during a storm.
t) Htmpllriod apolllMg for tlia god at
the MolinmmodiiiiM.
11 What you havo In ilia buck of
j-our coat.
1.1 What the t. h. lit . wild whon tho
curtain wont up at tltu Knllo.
ir What ovory agriculturist ImH
not a Ford.
17 llraaNleroH for mon.
Ifl Ooujiiuctlnn Blgnlfylng a eholoo.
10 What you can go ovor In a hnrrol
ir you want to.
2U Noah bad ono. but It wnt apolled
dlfforoutly.
it Tho way you fool whon your
niotbor-lii-biw iwn't como to visit
you.
SG Yob. w havo no U In our battniin
today.
27 CnngrNMtiiau and polltluliiHH havo
a plentiful Htipply or It.
HR 1'Uuty or polltlclnuH flwd them-
mIvom up ono alno olootlon.
30 I'rlltrJiiM charaelor In tho Joke
about tho Swede.
H Ho received tho HultaoHu full of
money.
12 Later than now.
t I i ..... .. I.. I.. .Ij.untl,il Inn nt vtwiut lllnli
II VI'IIIIII'IV) nn l'i"ii ... .....n. ...n. I
mtlinnl I'lrln
ar. It wiih all gone tho flrnt of Hop-
temtter (abbreviated.)
117 Nothing fllln thla npiice.
38 Tho guy that nayH "Heo you In :0
ilnya."
40 To praUo highly.
12 What you find In your Hook not
ClirlHtintiH proHontH.
I a What Mth. llaba called Mr. Ilaba
whon the 40 tlilovoa woro iiHleop.
tfi When you don't hopo to die.
47 What a alilok Mvoa In.
J 18 Inventor or a Hhorthand syHtom
60 Twelvif hourn neioro miunn.m.
i 52 A third of KIpllng'H definitions of
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YARD
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i "lady fair '
53 (Moopatru'M hocoiiiI hiiiidmalilpu'H
apron wiih made of It.
rn Ilo made tho raven famoun not
connected with lied Itavon HplltH
- adv.
Bii If you didn't got IH horizontal
I I'd no uau to toll you t IiIh ono, for
thoy'ra Identical.
57 Idlnla.
fit Tho wity you wear that blue uook-
tlu.
00 What Klrno triad to glvo Domptioy
01 What Iha Mohlulatia ntolo from
tb ahoamnkor.
Oil On of what Ilia .lack of Hmirta
atola from tha Quenn.
I! I A klutl of ftali whloh thu pooplo or
Loa AugalM won't oat on July 3rd.
OS flldon'a alatar city.
Vertical
2 lEgytlHii Mini god,
S A Hprlto not tho kind tho Hoap
In naiiiod lor.
I What you lay out and heldoin fol
low. R Laud foimutlon round In tho
country Znuo Oroy wrltoa nbout.
0 A regular nttiiudant at nil plonlon.
7 Abbrovlatlon ror what gooa by
Htu front of the limine -not tho
cop.
8 What you do with n Htrnp In a
Htreot our If you're lucky enough
'to gel ono.
j 10 HoHiatltlng a grand opera atar
slllgSi
It A girl's nnina not Clndorolla.
Hi What moat towns put up whou the
boyH como homo not the drlnkH.
! H What tho cop darod the burguliir
( to do.
1G What tho HngllHh gentry try
to
keep up.
Just Around
The Corner
Is Spring,
and with its arrival comes
cleaning up time and
garden planting time.
Tools For This Purpose
Shovels, Rakes, Hoes,
Spades and Forks.
I. S. Geer & Co.
WE REPAIR
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Radiators
Rightly Promptly Reasonably
Burns Hardware Company
Aniiwor lo liiBt wook'fl puzzlo.
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k 1 A R W AIM I MA L "ly
d o ili ri YJT c at i oN
ftlHpijf'lA teizvl mrMi
JJlpJAN. '.! if. MlriV-i
a mojIaTp W lOp iN
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17 What you hup on tho tops of public
hulldlhgB not riagu,
18 Tho kind of mi examination that's,
ueiially nlcor than u written one.
20 A kind of rubber.
'i'i, Grandpa courted ono.
211 What Franco wiih to u during
tho war. .
2T Neglect or an obligation.
27 Tho hot air from tho rocont politi
cal HpoticlioH would have filled
0783 of 'om.
20 A magazine Tor muHlolaiiH not
Hnnppy SlorloH.
SI What a bttttorfly iIooh In the park.
a 'J'lto hou cncklon nbout It.
8fi UartcrH make 'om but not the
llvor pills.
118 Mnh'a litat niuiio.
Jtt What tho ollloo boy seldom doo
to IiIh Hillary.
40 How many of u kind In n pinochle
duck 7
If Wha tho stunt fllor loops.
12 What grandpa can't do
44 What the chorun girl drawH most
of her (Hilary ror.
10 U'h iiHiially Hhady.
47 What Pa ilooa whon Mn yolln at
him.
48 It'it u gift.
40 Kvoryono horHO Iiiih ono.
51 An luort gaaoouH element found
In tho atmoHphoro not hot nlr.
53 What fish do when thoy'ro out of
water,
r. I Ku KluckorH on n oat It no Friday,
B7 MoHt rowbontH have ono or moro.
r.9 How tho ISth amendment linn
HtippoHod to make HiIh country
f.l An nbbrovlatlon for a Htato nam
ed aftor n Franc!, king not Mln-
nlo-goh-tah.
G!l Initials or u ProgroBHlvo not f,n
Follotto.
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"Many people In Iovo havo no
rrvnls for the almplu roaHon thnt
tliey nro In Iovo with themselves."
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