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About The Times-herald. (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 3, 1923)
,,..vV--.-'-" ...t,.nin lifi' !i,m "i K ww..- nHHito. -.-ym'in r. .. .i..,.. ...., t,,. 4, Hutunlny, November II, lliaa 'J.' II K T I M 10 H - II R It A Ji D It U It N H , llARNKl' 0 0 U NTI O It K O O N PAGE 8 -n m'" A j,i5'74-Uof'i- tpf-ntimiif'fr "irm mr u 1 ' TLid!ii25aYEg3SSZg5nJ-'l,,2 1 hisWeelc T- iiliJWO ytpBSTTW MM.J . i aT'ir fin ,r v" 3i i 3(I'.tt MTV i ' . r u ?! 'i ' :' V ' .2 T yXrlfc,rAtti WOMAN AND A WATER DROP. COUNTING FORD CHICKENS. STARVING CHILDREN. THE SHAH DIDN'T CARE. County ('lurk Nlomlrof of Michi gan lusuon with each marrlago llc oIiho "Ton Union to lusuro Happy Married Llfo." Hero Ih n amnpln: "Keep up tlio courtship period, do no-HO on thu monoy mill fiO-GO on tlio lovo. Dnu't llvo with rulatlvuH. or koop boarders. Don't tiu u tight wad." Huch rulua moim llttlo. Bvory mini known Hint ono drop of salt wntor, patiently studied, will toll you all ntiout thu Pacific Oconn, -which In dimply a collection of no many drops. Marriages would last longer If muii realized Hint ouch woniuti In to nil woiiidti wlint a drop of nalt wntor Ih to tlio oconu. Htndy, minlyzo, In'ornit yourself In tlio woman (lint tlio Lord Iiiim nsMgtmd to you. Ono In enough, anil Iiiim within liar, If you will look Tor II, everything Hint you would rind In ton thousand. -o Democrats counting chickens ovun hoforo tlio ogga nru laid, way tlint URCe-SMTH EirraiTAINERS TO IIVE MUSICALLY UNIQUE PROGRAM r ff' Q-BiHi (nB ffr MnBi"jflW5JPBIH ItfriF .y J' . P':! k cjp mt " 'm&tty&wwz tu vM&w mm&' WB Only Weak Men Permit Minor Circumstarccs to J uutwetRn i'inai Aciuevcmcn'3 y a yaiHiajs -1..-1 a.irri g - - --" Mixing Brains With Gasoline "Musically unhUe," best describes tlio program given liy those talented young Indies, Miss Mcsho Irene Lurcher Ih mi nrtlNt on tlio clarinet, saxophone, dtiitns mid bells, and In addition h!h features costumed character songa and loadings. Miss Hoiitrlco .Smith Ih nn artist on pliiniMiccordlon and also pre sides ut tlio piano. Hot It luivo enjoyed extended professional experience und tlio program to ho given hero xoon will prove trenienoduHly popular. Ford, running Independently, will tako ho many fnrmors from tho Ho puhllciin party us to niiiku Domoural ic victory certain. rrprrirnl tlio Utcit achievement in typewriter construction, glve tho xrenteit meaturo of tnllifactory rrvicn and quality of work that It umnrpnsird. CoHalder these facts: Tho Wwxhtock incnru morn fortlie money, hat ninny tuperior fenturci nnd axcott In orcry particular. Price mul terniR most nttrHctlve full particular on riuctt. Aslt For Demonstration. BIGGS and BIGGS, Burns Oregon Distributers. WOODSTOCK TYPEWRITER COMPANY 35 N. Dearborn Street, Chicago, U. S. A. L S. M. JARVIS Livestock Commission CattU, Shp, Wool, Hay Burnt, Orf&k 20,000 Acres . - SAGEBRUSH LANDS -with water rights for sale on Blitzen River in tracts of 80 Acres or more. Reasonable prices one-fifth cash balance easy terms, six ' per cent in terest. Eastern Oregon Live Stock Company CRANE OREGON msM DomooratH forgot that Ford'x chlof plank will toll of tho woudor fill thltiKH to h dono for tho Houth, at MiiHnlo flhoalH. Ford would draw fartuura from thu Itepiilillcmi party, hut ha mlht iiIho break up tho solid South, elect hlmiolf. and loavo MoHurn, CotlldK and MrAdoo wondurliiK what Imp poiteid. Pot ton prlrr hto atrotiK. Octo- I br cotton panned 30 on Wuduswlny. Ocriiiliar wnit above 29 yoHtonlny. I MainifurtiiriTi woild do wdll to buy ', thlr raw aupplfoa now. Cotton will I Ihi hlRhor ;ood thing for thu I j South ami tho North, nn wtl. Invoxtijcatlon In Now Vork Uowk S chlldrvn uudurftd, undornlztid. Tholr 1 pHroutM need money to pay IiIkIi ront.i. Landlord nay, ijulto truly, "It Isn't our bnsliitHH. Wo nro taxud; waeb nnd mnlorlalH nro up." Hut It oiiKht to ho thu CITV'H IiuhIiiohh, mid It otiKht to be tho IiuhIiiohh of tho entire whlto race, to hoo that yoiuiK chlldron aro fed mid have a chance. Tho undoriioiirlHlied ohlldron of Kuropo today may muan AhIiUIcii rulliiK In Kuropo fifty yearn heiioo. Tho KiiKllah Interfered with ohlld labor mid child Htuutlnk. forlndo tlio HlnrvliiK of children that thoy tulKht ho Htuall uuotiKh for uhtmitoy olonuliiK, when tliey found that thoy kKrow up too Hiiiall for thu nriny. In (Jerinnny tho prlco of a loaf of bread Jump four hundred and forty million markH In a day. That number of markH would have boon ono hundred nnd ton million dollars hoforo tho war. No tolllnt? what will happen to men. when tholr money koos hh crazy as that. Hvon Nature seoma to bo flghtlnc ngiilnat mlaorablo men. In South Africa, a doadly drought and scorch lug wind atornis havo dried up the wutor aupply, whllo loousts, In Hwarins, havo dostroyod greon plants. It la feared that all cattle will dlo. o War, dlaonse, earthquakes, droughts, monoy panics, tidal wnvea, nnd, worst of all, human bolngu nnd nations Intent only on robbing and killing each other. Cortaln phllosophora havo thought that among planets thoro might bo Bomo vory slulc, im thoro aro alok In- dtvlduals among human beings. This must ho ono of tho sickest planets. Tho Polos and tho Turks havo signed a treaty of "porpotual poaco" mid tho document was probably signed on both sides without a smile. It's n good tronty for tho prosout, howovor, for with Russia, gottlnjj Htrongor nnd wanting l'olnnd on ono sldo, tho Dardanelles and tho door Into tho Mediterranean on another, ToIoh nnd Turks will hnng together or tako tholr chances sopnratoly. Tho Shah of I'oraa,.lnvItod to at tond tho Dorby, snld, "No, I know ono horso can run fnator than au othor nnd I don't caro which It Is." A hundred thousand who fool dlf forontly nttondod tho raco botwoon nn Aiuorlcau horso mid tho Ilrlthh Dorby wlnjior Inst wook. Many vor.y llkoly laid tholr first hot on a horso raco because of oxcollont n'dvprtlslnu JudK'"K ,''11 WH'vcy recently tnlen by tlio Nntionol Auto niobilo C'lintitlicr of ('oinnierci', nn automobile is very much like ulvcrtiHitiK apace its value dcpentlH largely on tlio j,'rey matter employed in lining it. fno vulue Ih there the Ktc'itest value providing tho possihilitics of the product he Kcnsed. Peculiarly in tho use of the motor ear the real brains nrc found in the country and not in the cities. Wo are told, for ex ample, that the most overworked hired man doe not bcjdn to perform the number of ocM jobs performed by the automobile on the farm. Fifty-two farmers report using their cars to mtpply power for unwiiiK wood, to haul supplies from the cities, to curry (li-cwed men! to market, to transport watermelon., jiea, peanuts, tuwi Ktiar cnc. tome uo their cars to tnko their irain to .l. mill, othei-s to bring cows from punt tire. jSlill oilier use their ca to carry ice in mmmortime, to workers in the fluid, nnd ejuite i' w use earn to pull up Httimpi. TcrhapR the moat iiiKenioiiB use of the auto coiiicm from the rt, wlipro one farmer say: "The atomic battery of myxcar 1i"Ims my gnrago and furnishes power for an electric driil. I i.1 ii! e the ear to run a grindstone and a small mill to grind feed. During the haying season J use it to unload hay." I'nder tliCHo circumstances an automobile is about one of the best of the farmer's investments. Ten thousand oar owners in ten widely scattered states wore VHcd for the purpose of this investigation. The replies show that J0 per cent of the cars in operation arc used daily for business, mid 30 per cent aro used occasionally for business. Only 30 cars arc reported to bo used solely for purposes of recreation. It is quito evident, therefore, that the auto lias passed almost com pletely out of the luxury class and has developed into one of the necessities of life. Time was when n man of moderate means bought a car he was regarded as u spendthrift. Today the pur chase of a car is often indicative of thrift and saving. It is an investment in both health and prosperity. The South, it appears, leads in the use of cars for church going:, 81 per cent of the maehin's being used for that purpose Toxas heath Uuh lint with SI per cent.. Alabama follow with 74 pur cent, and California hits the bottom with only 20 per eout, falling even below the supposedly unholy Now York. . Local automobile dealers might well learn a lesson from this illuminating infernution. In thcrcpliou received the auto sales man lias material for n sales talk that will defy contradiction. Also lut tho dealers remember that when they sell a car thoy aro adding to the wealth of the nation, not taking from it, cs is so often suggeMcd by penurious calamity howlers. "Aye." nab! tho Scotchman, "I take my movies 1' the, kirk an' pay the ono foo. I'm a great believer la rcklon." , Oar tflrla should ho careful to dKTerentlato in Judging of tho lint f:Tvr aA tho clutp who extend n compliment. A compliment Is blmply t. ii ngrcoftblu oxproaalou of tho truth. Uovonrir Plnehot of romixylvnnla announced that tho coxt of tho 1 Iv'tor Wax) waile for miners nitii't not bo piikmmI along to the nubile. If )mi want u xood hitiiih nnd a hcmlacho at thu aamu tluio ask your Uk-1 dealer thu price of coal. Junrf)ttes f?-fcr k&mii,l yi&n. 7jfn.j( i VJ. ut. i i w cccy'ij. u'iuiuu imi.l.ii.0. '.ii VX 5 tt.tC Imt OPPOSITION OF ICKCR.NCn Til a cfirrjl "'' one j iiht m.tke thc-'brond t.rtmc'.l. ! n ct" lial to I ( tfi.ir"-', or - r unc" I' a rrlmc. 'i' .onM a;i; !y to f ! --. ' fine ii n :r fair Jiml i :o:"i.l to l Ignorant; ir r.'c Iia4 a r'uht to routaln li 11 ).- t. Thfrcforp, Im who renmlim trt ..'.1 yl co:!imtt a crime nuultnU hluwii', aunln.Tt his icr-lly nnd ng Lit. lit' .;n e. Firnt Th orpoltlon of n curtain group to the public' cliooIn la born of Ignorance-, or. it is born of crimi nality. The ptinllc whool of thin country nrc the most democratic, tir.'ul nnd tndlipoiunble on;nult tlona over created In the country. Any ono who oppocH them Ih Ig norant, viciutu or mercenary. Seoord iBnornnco Is maklntr a por.ihtciit attack upon tms ninoiiry. I'rtij mtiaotiry Ih nn ancient Insti tution, founded upon thu ISlldc. leaching a great mornl code, cstah IWhtng n I rothcr'mod Icnondal to the Individual, and constructively lNneii"lal to aoelety. Thot who ovHf nnwnir' an? Vnornut of Its mcrnlns pracilc" and the ccd It Ii aernrnplNVtif. Tlielr Igoornno' lr.i ( tiioi to make faltc atatc-w-i.u wncrtdn: maaoury. It orl si.) ttw iur)ow. Its morality nnd Jr etrv. No well InformiNl rnn w" Id ever innUu an attack iion mnvtnry. Tfcirrf Iciiomnee I making a dlulollcnl attack upon the ernn-gell'-al ctuirch hi tlila country. Tho cliurdi Ik a atiieruatural on,nnIza-' tlnn. In tho world for supernatural IrtKwc!. and Is Hiiprrnnturnlly de feu'ted. It In the only Institution In the world In which all clami and cmidltlootf tf tieople can come through the Mood of Jcxus Cl1rl.1t and wit down on terms of absolute ajtuiMty. Only tliuc who nro dia bolical in a their luiiorano nnd In thair pnrpoavs would nttnek tho ovangctlnl eiiurcb of Josus Christ, ignonui't In criminal. tho International contest had. I fyou failed to boo tho rnco com fort yoursolf with this theught: An nutoinobllo can ho bought for less than K00 that could run both of those horses and half a dozen others to doath In a forenoon. manufacturer is now marketing a now product, called "Snow Dana-tins." Custemer: "Unvo you nny of thnt 1 LOVE to shovel snow." now candy?" j Candy Man (Now read fast): ' IN CONCLUSION. I MUX RAY "Oh, Yes," said tho man of tho houso smirking Joyously, "I am glad to 8co wintor coming again. I Just ItKAI) FAST AND HKl'KAT Nowa Item A New York candy Yea, wo havo snow bananas." Protty good, ott What is wrong with this Sontcnco? And now for tho raucous cry of' tho cheer loader as ho urges tho pigskin warriors to do tholr "durnd-est," RICHARD 1 LLOYD NFStfS? says :&zzm $tb f Make Others Happy .,. w U.'l tfrj-UI i, HEB11I.1 Inst: wew tm,-.knsv. mttfoALetlA itJ-I2fe- One of the hiinms fallnc!e Uni Ik not wlthou its vlrtoo Ik the Udlef that we neeit nnethlug mo than thai which w lwo to tm happy. It Is this unreal tliN M-eki 1 for the inhrv jwrlvet thna. that brings us Into such happinos as u may kuov. llapjdnesK Is the reward of dm . Duty Is doing. The turtle mny lc I'uiiteut but nolKxly thlnUs of hi. 1 its Mng a creitturo ot hnppluuss. Vt In fancy we often speak of 1 '. happy birds because happlnoss results from net Ion. The peacock miows ho Is koiiio bird, but thu alligator has n slumbering notion tl m ho Is n iwur Ilsb. We think of tho running brook us happy, but tior ho or tho stagnant pool. Action must bear thu test of m'Ksr judgment; we ourselves must be able to approvo our conduct to llud hnpiiliieas. The happy life goes from Herlco to uorvlco, not from Idle pleasure to Idle pleasure. He who acta out to And happiness is pretly sure to fall. It is not u pursuit In Itself. It conies aa tho pay for service. The most ldlo and In the end the most mlserablo life Is the life that aeck8 nothing but pleasure. Pleasure Is good only as a rocreatlon. Happiness la ao unconsciously a part of tho truly busy life that wo often fall to recognize It until It Is gone. One seldom hears "this is a happy time" ; ouo often hears "those were happy times." We are more prouo to remember happiness than to prize It when we haro It Ho iluda most happiness who labora most to make others happy. It Is others who bring ua our happiness. We are tho authors of our happiness only as wo may tuako others wish ns to bo happy. Only through aurmountlng dlttlenltlos, through triumph over dis appointment and defeat, through muktug the wrong right, do we como to know hnppluess. Without tho biting frost wo would never know the glory of tho warmth of tho summer sun. Copyright, 1023, by Richard Lloyd Jones. 11 1 nn 1 Jfcf a 11 j hi unrnn w The average sheen ain't dlstlmmlshod for brains. Mo don't know enough to como In when It rains. And them that bus studied their habits a heap, agree on the tmlts that Is common to sheep. So--whether he's headed fer heaven or hell thou'll folUr (Im ircny thai' wvarln' tlw hvU. T reckon there's llttlo to say in defense. The sheep would bu wise If ho had nny heiiho . , . but bavin' 110 Idea or mind of his own, tho bell-wether habit la bred In IiIh bouoi And, from my observations, It pains me to say that tho tico-tvuiicd shvvn (i our menace twltiu! . Tho self-appraised experts, liko good little boys, all fuller the wether that's ninkln' tho noise. . . , They can't sum mon confidence, Jedgemeiit, or nerve, to Jump tho low feneo of the must or they servo. . . . Thou flin'r pot tho Iwtk-loitc, nor InteUeek flnt to 7iop out of 11 rut, or q over u Unol m, V-4EEP iii (uWith "lli JhI llxtiti" in lAii form at rtf tua' ilHtru:t. Wt JUJfil ?h tllf tu column and fut it n rur tteif book. Vines. A glass receptacle is the best thing that can be used to grow vines and slips in. a& this allows the1 sun to get at their roots. White Leather. To clean white leather bags, belts, etc., use oxide of zinc Corn. An easy way to remove silk form corn is by using a veget able brush. Birds. If your canary refuses to take his bath just sprinkle a few seeds on top of the water, and he will bs drawn to his tub. Trouble Saver. A pile of news papers kept in one corner of the kitchen will save much trouble if used to set soiled pots on. Milk. It is said that if milk is heated until St is lukewarm and then suddenly cooled there wilt be much more cream. Peach Stains, A peach stain is very diflicult to remove. It may be done, however, if these directions are followed. First wet the stain thoroughly, then spread cream of tartar on it. After this wash in the ordinary way. It will probably be necessary to repeat the process if the stain is very old. Frying Eggs. Put a spoonful of flour in the pan in which eggs are to lie fried. This will not only keep them from sticking, but from breaking as well. Stuffed Eggs. When eggs arc to be stuffed they should be put in cold water as soon as they are taken front the stove. This will kijep the whites in better shape. Sandwiches. Sand wiciies mny be kept as fresh as when first made if they are wrapped in a n-p iu wrung out in hot water and then put in a cool place. ' u Toilet Water. A imid. tu'et water may be nif.de by iim'i .. 1 ounces of clderwutcr apd df, ' 1 water together. Porcelain. PgrcHiiin!in 1 t t and sinks can he easily cleaned If a cloth (preferably flannel) wet with. kiMo on used. r. i X. . $ '", APate .oWw.m.&J . vA