J'ii Two T II K T I M U M II K It AM) II V It N H ( H A 11 N K V COUNTY, O It 14 (ION Hftturdny, AuguM M, 1 1120 Iiiih IttvoHtod thorn with tho rlht to liuiulru Into tho private n(Tnlrn of olhorH, 1 Thu iluvll known thuni, hut tho Lord don't. Homo men can innke mono All women can Hpend It. FIRST FARM BUREAU PRESIDENT FROM RANKS '- """ 'n SdssstHBsei-- , . . i G01N6 BACK AFTER SOME MORE MEOAU Br fsT If every 'man . lit thlx town would lilclc up every old lmuor and piece of dobrU on thu "streets and In tho illoyrf thoy would recolvo tho profound Krntltudo of ovory woman in town, Boon there would ho no papurn and no I'lihhlHh loft to uluk Up, hut our wotnon would Htlll ho Kratoful, even tnoro grateful. And who tit thlH town iHti't ganio in tho facn of Htivh u re ward? , o Homo men never Hponk wuffly. Thoy only urowl, Kvory man holleveH In liliimulf. few helluvu In hint, Holnn men live hy their wltx, while ijiany llvo upon the wltn of otiiorH. Don't worry over IIhj piimiiIuk of Iho Hoap hnx orator. Wo Htlll Imve tho box. Opportunity, thoy nay, kunekn at ovory nian'H door, hut hoiiio people i wait for It to walk lit. Not all people aro endowed with hraliiH. A row hnvo only eoiiiruon H0IIHO, Bonto folka aro continually eiitltiE hralu food, but you would never mum poet ll-unluHH they told you. It In qui to uniK-ci'Hitiiry to riMitlnd tho avornKo pretty Klrl of her heiiuty. Hho known It. It Makes Some Dif ference Who's Ox is Gored away. with It." x It rnaki'H a difference who roIh" (ho linking. Thorn Ih ono time when proontMtln- ntlim linrniiioii ii vlrtlli -111 UlM tiav I meiit of a KrudKo. i itAiiurr'iioi'NTV .... ' I'lve rout each will ho paid for A young lady had i.utnerouN iidi.tlr- Hi)()H kl,()l whn , ,,oim,,lirlW ith, and cntiHud eneh ono to bellevv tlint ho wiih thu favored of thorn all. Knell In tliiii) propoHCil, and waH xtruiiK aloiu; wltt half prnnilmw. Tho young men dropped onto her Kanitt. (utotly faded nwnv, it nil lefi her without a Hlimto adtiilnr, other Two young moil mot on thu puhlle -reel and entered Into a convert- :'on. Onu of tho young men lived In young men having heen told of her tr.e town, whllo tho other was from dupllolty. or our farm north of llunm. Thin offer aland for .10 dtiyn. ami ' eount will ho made on our pluee. Ad.v N IIIIOW.N & HONH S, 1120. July k liearhy vlllitgij. A pretty Klrl came hy. Tho town ')) Hlztd her up and made u Him t-atlvo remark Thou thoy hot h ! ioked, laughed, and looked again. Another Klrl paKHod, with a cure-)-ih look In their direction hut with ut apeaklng. The town hoy waH hII- the deceiving. -!it, but ho from tho iiuiKhhorliiK vll- lage uppratxed her charniH, expreiiHed bU opinion, and tho fight wan on. It in a k oh a dllfcrenca whoie; suiter ou talk about. "Men aro flukle and tho wontt do celvera ever, ami I hate them nil," s hho walleil In hor lonellne.is. "Tho , Idea of all of thorn men proponing to inn and then leaving like that! Men have no honor at all," i And It makoH u difference who doot A citizen met the editor of a paper the Htreot one day. "Why don't you puIiIIhIi tho n-wi?" he aHlied, with a dlmipprov tnc frown. "Voiiiik . ot Into a brawl and bent another hoy up and nu didn't Hay a. word about It In the pnpor. Such thliiKH nIioiiIiI bo kIvoii full publicity in order to Hiippr'HH rowdylHin," ho roHiinied. A fow weukH later hU own hod war., round. 'd tii In a Juvenile ncrape, ind t liunled the editor In a hurry. "Don't Hity auythliiK hi tho paper about that little eHcapade of the boy'H," he pleaded; "It wax only a lark, mid hoyH will be hoyH, you know." It makoH u difference whoho hoy Ih Involved. 'MKEY AfD MJSKE CLASH LABOR DAY '7 0 IT CHUHCH ANNOUNCEMENTS x..iiir;iiuiw;ii Hunday Hchonl 10 a. m. I'reaohliiK nervlco, 1 1 a. m. Youiik I't'oplen' MeetliiK 7::i0 p, m. . I'reachliiK service 8 p. m. I'rayer iiomiIIiik every Wednemlay oveiiliiK 7:. 10 . MlHHlouary meetliiK hccoikI and fourth Friday In each mouth S. L. H. TRACY, I'aator. A furmer had a homo to soil. It had a aurloiiH dofect, but ono which wan not readily dlHcernlblo, ' Another fellow who wuh In need cf a good home ntoppod to look at It. "Hound oh a dollar, ho far an I know." .mid tho'fnrraer, conveniently forgetting the dofect which ho knew to exlHt, The animal changed hands, and the purchnHer waH Htung, A few montliH later tho Hanto farm er wont to a neighboring county and paid n fancy price for a bull. Later lie found that he had been Htung In the IraiiHiictlon, "I'll have the i. v on that Hwludl nr," he raged, and promptly brought Hiilt agaliiHt the former owner of tho hull. It makcH a difference whether you HtfiiK. or get Htung. BILLVf M1SKE Wortfri Ctuiiiipion Monv w..bii or, Mich., Labor Duy Mnkm ban fi.re.l Dvmpnoy wUtt. Tom tun limit earh time AftS . lS Cnilc-H My. 'Jurlc hid Jttar NATIONAL APPEAL FROM PRETTY MISS , "Hello, Jolyi, heard the howh? The Hchool teacher Iiiih Jtmt licked tho tar out of an unruly pupil, and ovury body Ih talking about It HiiyH ho hlinuld have whipped him long ago." "Oood enough I hope he laid It on good and heavy. HoyH are getting In tn m..h 41 ............ I" nilllll nil 1II1IJI fcllUIT JIIMUlUn, and It Ih time for them to bo taught their proper placo." "It'H lino of you to look at It that way, John It wh your own boy ho licked," commonded tho firut Hpenker, "What's that? Whipped my boy, did ho? I'll smash bin Infernal face for him, I will. No upstart of a touch er can lay hands qu uiy boy and got ritKHHVi i:iti..v ;iii'itt'ii Sunduy Hehool 10 a. ui. ! , I'leachlug nervlco 1 1 a, in. 1 Other McrvleeH will be aiiuoiinced I iih hooii iih tho new paHlor getn ae (lunliited and arranges with Iho con- grifgatloii. JOHN II. WIGIIKItflON,, 1'iiHtor CllltlHTIAN HCIKNGK HO'IKXI ix;rvicM hi n; o'iscx. A Tke rMtrnv rop la 11m ckurcb Ellflc, Ih open o Tudy aid Krf day from S; 30 to 4l 30 p. a. Sunday 6ckooI raeets aa Sunday at 10 o'clock. Pupil may b adnttted to 1U claAMA up to tke men of so yeura. Tho public la cordfally lavlled U tho Cburch Sovlcen kud to the Hvau' inK Room. . CHUItCH M nible School ut 10 A. M. Preaching ut 1 1 o'clock. Kvenlng .Service at 7:30. I'rayor meeting Thursday, 7:30 V, Itov. J. J. Tlckuor, PiiHtotv HohI- dencu north of Court IIouho, IMioiio i W121. 10 UN i UKHHKKMNM. Miss Kafh H Swtnet'ord out fllx teon yeurH f ago, Is endeavoring to hnvo th hvcoihI Sunday iu Juno (K ujiuu fui u National Fatuor'n Day Throigh her e((orta her own ituto or Virginia Iu ulready pot isido tTils day for father. Ouly dad got Uim red cJirnatlon in placo ji Uim white one for aiothor. Somo pcoplo Itnagino that tho Lord Jowolor. nrul Optician Iiintsravoi', Fltio Watch Heuulrlug a HpecltUty, 91 A It Y O It I F V I V Jtcpnbllqnti CaHilidulo For Hrhwl HuorJiit4Midciit Tho American Farm Dureau Federation drafted a real farmer from the rankn to serve as IU ilrat president He Is Jafflcs It. Howard or ClewoBa, la. Three yeara ao Jlea Howard wan known to his neighbors "as the bent farmer la ceBtral Iowa." bo they elected him head of the local County Karsa BareaM. Last year tke state omaaliatloa selected klas. sad aow k heads tke aatteaal body. Howard crew a oa tka aane farsa wkera ko aow Uvea oaly the orlclaal qaarter aeetlea aow aassaera 410 aerea. He attended sckeel at Qrlanell, Feaa Collece aad OaUeralty ! CkloM. H triad teach ins, tktu kaaklaf, kai 10 yaara raturaed to.aetiva ekarca t the-eld fataa wklck aew Is ratad "eae af tka k0at la tka aUte." Cure Spring Fever with ii good HI'UINQ TONIO NTAL HPItINO HAItHAl'AIIILLA COMPOUND TltV ALL XYAL ItKMKDIIvS AND I'KKI'AItA. TIONS You will be delighted with the way thuy do their work The Welcome Pharmacy THE UNIVERSAL CAR Hcrc'o the Ford Coupe, deservedly 'a very popular motor car because of its all-round serviceability. Equipped with electric starting and lighting system and demountable rims with 3-inch tires front and icar. Large plate glass windows. Generous sized doorsroomy seat, upholstery deep and substantial. Dust-proof and water-proof. Breezy and cheery in fine weather, cozy and dry in bad weather. All the established Ford merits of dependability, with small cost for opera tion and upkeep. For business and professional men who drive it is ideal and for touring and other pleasure driving it is the one car tnat delivers all expectations. The demand is large so orders should be left with us without delay. BURNS GARAGE BURNS, OREGON " j i IRRIGABLE and HAY LANDS in the heart of Harney Valley now offered at $30.00 to $1 10.00 an acre All Within the Harney Valley Irrigation District Large acreage cutting hay. All with water-rights. PACIFIC LIVE STOCK COMPANY Sales Office at Burns.