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About The Times-herald. (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 11, 1915)
I I at r ' T" i.rtr j" ii EAST INDIAN IOOLS. torn TfutAN Guarded rd Sal nud ity British Troops. In India a British guard of honM presents arm to a atone tiger everji da. Tbe tiger ta regarded tr tba na tlrea aa a god who drtvea away all dancer and calamity, aud once aorta eoldtora. In a spirit of itileohlef. over threw tbe Image, from lt resting lilttee and aent It rolling Into I lie valli low. a aborted and eauliillsel wjw the native that a revolt seemed lesmlnont, and Lord Cowbermera quieted tba ' raged natlvee ay reatortng tbe linage ta tta pedestal and ordering tbe regl aaaat to aalute It In Mil tta of nit. Maca tbat time- a British troop iuta kept watch overdue tiger Idol dy by day. Another Indian Idol which N watch ad ever by the British 1 tbt whose name la Kink Kink, equivalent to "Lord of Lords," which I anpposcd ta be aaleep for tt.OOO year and 4iOM awakening will be the end of all thing. Banco tba native of the city of Pegu. In Burma, are terribly afraid tbat eome one will arouse the god, aq the British government, to nv.rt tree, ble, stationed a aentry there to prevent this catastrophe. Once a year a strange custom Is '! mad In Cairo. A niece of carpel on which, according to tradition, Ma homet one aat and which la the wont famous sacred relic of laltim. I cor rled through the streets, and tbe kin dle and hi troops all receive it In re view order and salute It as they pnsa, Th relic is guarded moat carefully at ordinary Umea, and the oflcer In charge of It each morning must aa Inta It with bis sword raised, wblta tba bugler blow three blast before It Exchange. SENTRIES FOR CHURCHES. A Custom Forced by Native Fud In th Melsnetisn Island. In the afelaaeslan Islands the native carry on foods with a more releutleea hatred even than the vended Mr of Corsica. In these Islands Christianity has been made, at lean In outward aapect, tbe religion of the people. That It really does menu sometblng to the llelaneslnn Is evidenced by the reply I received from an Intelligent old chief when I asked him why he did not become a Christian. "I'm to be," be said, "when 1 kill tbe devil who kill my boy live yeara ago." So relentlessly are these feuds cur ried on that It la tbe eeatorn fur a nu tlveof wealth with a gttevaoi c ailiwt another, but who finds it Impossible or tneipedlent to kill his enemy nud so cure his head himself, to hire u pmii-e alonal murderer and pay htm apoa the delivery of the head. Often in the year thnt are Just gone Indiscriminate killing went on with neb ssvsge persistence tbnl even din ing church service "pot h hots'' were taken at marked worshiper throng!) tba doors and windows. The situation became no acme In on village that the government was pet Honed, and tba response was the loan to tba missionary of a rifle Th missionary took the bint and armed one of bis natives who stood guard ootslde tbe church during serv And so It became the fashion on many of the Inlands to add a sentry to the church rolls. Cleveland riulu Dealer Hew a Coal Fir Protects Itself. A curious way In which n fire lu the heart of a coal pile keeps Itself from being pot out U noted In a mining journal. Such fires often siart in the Interior of targe piles of coal owing to beat developed by slow oxidation, which to prevented by the size of the pile from eecapbig Into the air. Much Urea ate difficult to put out atria) to tbe fact tbat the burning muss turns the coal around It Into cuke, a blch is nearly Impervious to water. The pile mey thus be thoroughly drenched with out potting out tbe tire, which It never really reachca. Tbe only way to Seal with tbe situation la to drive into the pile a sharpened iron pipe long enoaga to reach tbe burning coal and then lu couple a hose to tbe upper end and turn on tbe water. A Dreadful Mistake. Ulymp (in railway carriage) This to a splendid book, a masterpiece. 1 reroojmoud yoo to buy It. Humph -I wonder bow It le selling. Qlympe -It to selling in thousands. Can't pub itob It fast enough. I'm the publisher, eo I ought to know. Uumpb I'm so glad to bear yoo eay that because I am tba author. Ulympc (suddenly col tapeeer Well er er that to. It may eell fast But there are very serious (Swoons away.) -London Mall. ho Valued Her Head, llenry VIII. after. the death of Jane Seymour bad some difficulty in getting another wife. Ill first offer was to the dowager Ducbesa of Milan, but her answer to said to bure been: "1 bnve only one bead. If I bad two one should certainly be at his service. " HiFest "Tour friend bad quite sn acrobatic promotion." "How's thatr "Went up over a lot of other peo ple's beada." Baltimore American. Still en High. Tbe moon boasted. "And yet when I loft the earth nil tbe wleencre eald I would come down like a etlck," she cried New Tori Sun. Joeb Billing used to say that when n man begins going downhill all cre ation seems greased for the occuxlon. The Red Squirrel. When the red squirrel heglua tup-- ping maple tree for the sap tbe ani mal makee an luctolon lu the hark and wait until tbe sap has trickled u abort distance down Ibe trunk of the tree. He then begins at tbe bottom of the stream and lick up until he bai ad taa source of the flow, when he gain wait and ropeuts the perform ence until satisfied Difficult Dentistry. Pulling lion's tooth to not Ordinarily tbe beast to Hod to the floor f bto cage. Then a board u r i from directly under hi head. Thmu th this the doctor reaches up with bui Torcepe and performs the operattoa -New Tork Telegram. Might to th Point. Magician I run rend minds Mugl tsesr Yob ken? Ken yuh read mine? Uagicton-Certnluly. Engineer-Why don't yub hit me, then' New Tork Ulobe. A lie alwaya bag a certain amount of weight with those who wish to be lieve It- Itlcs. - n I BSMI1SMS mammEsaa u SHRAPNEL SHILLS: VarUui Tyee I" Ue ' h ' f ullsts Thsy Carry. Most nations are agreed tttflt tba three Inch shrapnel I th moat affec- tle for killing men In modern war fine. Tit three Inch type, which is hiImi ully weed, cnnta'iia from 910 (0 8f half Inch lend bullets Irotv lieil together in tba front piirt of lie aboil, A time fuse, which la made With the in cu r ey of a watch, ta grnd n.iicd In seconds and I set to eiplode :it r given rg as determined by the itrttltorytn'en teln.lt) of tba shell may tie gathered from the fact that It travels i rail hi fnur seconds and wltlilii n .i or n nilinite Is four miles from ii,i mouth of the gun. At any time during this rapid tllght the shell csu be niml to explode with marvelous nrocUloa and deadly effectlveneaa, driving H-" bullela lu a cone shniMtd shower down on the beada of th enemy A irsiuirkiible fact regarding these shells Is that tbe velocity of the hul lets when the shell explode exceeds I he velocity or lb shell at the time of the explosion by from 880 to 800 feet par saoapd, tba bullets of a burst ing shell waring a none about thirty yards wide and 8B0 yard long. Shrapnel shells used by different governments at the present time all op.raio on the same principle, but dlf fr somewhat aa lu alee and th ar- went of tba fgaa.-Paaraou'a Weekly. NAVAL SIGNALING. It Btgan In Anoisnt Osys by Raising and Lowering tail. The orlgtt of th Idea of using flage b) day and Inutems by night for lg Rating In the navy cam lutu being ss far back aa tbe middle age. In those ancient daya eome on thought out a method of raising and lowering sails, the uumbor of time they nerii raised or lowered Indicating the Utter (but n W be aent Tbet proved veiy wenriaom work and waa superseded In the seventseutli century by the use of ball and cooes hoisted lu vurlotiM imsIIIoq pa tbe tuasU and us At ulght different colored Ian tenia were used. lu (lie foil. iu lug century twelve flag were used, either singly or In combius tlou. and ibeee flags supplied all tbe situating thnt was necessary tn tight lug. as 'Make M sell." "Bngag th enemy," "I'baaa ibe egajr ar "Aa clior." When tbe bntlle of Trafalgar waa fought the signal were ut by light, gun and flare and Bags, and It was not till after tbat buttle tbat tbe aya teiu. Invented by Sir Horn I'upham. was used and on which are baaed the present day metboda of signaling. The system of signs ling from ship to ship by semaphore waa due to a Kn-m-hiuan named Cbappe in I7U4 and adopted In tbe British navy a few years Inter -London Telegraph. The Scersln' Wendsrful Kr. I have studied the habits of the scor pion for luimy years sod bare often noticed how very sensitive scorpions are to the most delicate sound musical or otherwise Under th thorax the scorpion bus two t-utubllke appendage. which are the antennae (pet-tlnata) It Is pretty well settled by phyalola gists and rufouinlogtsts Ibat in Insects the antennas represent tbe organa of hearing. Tlsrue deilcgto structures are easily affected by tbe rlbrnllous of sound, and there can be no doubt what Tar that they ar also effected by sounds quite Inaudible to lb human ear. The slightest vibration of the at mosphere from sny cause whatever et once puts in motion tbe delicate at rue lines which compose tbe antennae, to which organa Insects owe tba power of pataHllig thetnselvee agalnat danger aa well as tbe mean of recognising the apprusi h of one another. Iondnn Spectator. Dutch Barges In th TsfiMt. i'or more than two centertre there have alwaya bean eome big. broad etcrned Dutch boats lying hi tbe Themes river, with baggy trousered Dutchmen smoking on board, quit culnily. it to the reminiscence uf a Dutch couqitseg. Tboee boats have moored tber. with taw eels for Lon dou ever eince William III. gar them the right of traffic. And If there wasn't a Dutch boat for a slugle sec ond just below London bridge tbe au dent right would be loot. But you will alwaya find tba calm Dutchman smoking ou ble "pitch." Westminster tiszette. Maid tosnsibl. "That dog of youre seams to hev hu man intelligence." "He ain't that lucky," answered tbe proprietor of the dog. "If be waa to lose his temper an' turn htoeelf loose to hurt somebody be wouldn't bare a chauce In tbe world of pleading lussnl ly " Wusuliigton Star. Cynleai. Th Maid- I found a tour leaved clover tbl morning. There to aa old aaylng that tbe Under will be married within a year. Tbe Bachelor Indeed I I was under Ibe Impression tbat tbe finding of a four leaved clover waa an omen of good luck. Indianapolis Htar SECURE AGA.-NST BLOCKADE. Ne Navy In th World Big Enough to Patrol All Our Seaport. Apropos of blockade the 1'ulted Stales occupiers a unique position amniiif nation. A ftaoojkade of Its sea ports 1 absolutely Impossible. There aro not ship enough lu the world to achieve It Between Bangor, In Maine, and corpus Cbrtott, In Texas, there are forty ports connected by fall with the vast network of toon rail whlcb ex tends over all parts of our country. There are forty porta where cotton aud wheat and cattle and canned and suited food could be pieced on ship board, and a foreign power could no more blockade all of them at one than it could prevent tba ebad and tbe sal mon from swimming up our river to spawn. In tbe event of war we would be lin uiiiiio from Invasion except from Cana da. Invasion of any great nation, or at leaat continued armed occupation of the aoll uf auy great nation which to separated by an ocean from Its adver sary, to practically an impossibility There might be sumo places where foes could land, but there wuuld be db place wtoM jtbey could re embark, for I huso who cams .would stay. A for eign dag would new float over aay In terior city. l.oe Angeles Times. STARTING A BRIDGE. The Soy Who Waa a Qeed KttefHer Came In Hsndy. Horn yeara ago there died to Nebras ka a man nan.) Wglab. who a boy m.mmi jUwlil -ju. - 2553aT" alrti'teo it MiispOhsloll Iniiltif ) It'll Walsh waa about ten years old the flrtt steps for th conatfUctlon of the auapanlnn bridge at Niagara were tak en Tbe iiitu thing necessary waa tbe atietilillig of a single Wire across the chasm The engineer In clniine bad thought of a way to get, It across. What bgf I 'be best kllefller In iowiiT" he asked. The Walsh hoy was named us lb Isisl. kllelller lu the town of Nlugiuu rails, and tho engineer accordingly usked that he bo brought to him. He was made to uuilursiaml that he must fly his kit iicross the Niagara river. He flew It. across and allowed It la come down on the other able. Me were there to aelse It Then the en gineer attached n wire to tbe string on bis side, and the men on the other side detached the kit and by means of the string drew the wire itcroaa By Ibis, in tam, a cubic was drawn across, and th bridge was well begun, -llaiiier'a. lander. Slander, sir! You do not know what you are dledaiuing. I have seen tbe most respectable persons almost over whelmed by It. At first e light sound, skluunlug tbe earth like a swal low before the sform. very softly tpla iilssiuioi It muriuuna anil purrs and sows In It i-niirsn iolsouei arrows. II Is wit somclsidv s umuili and softly, softly (piano, planet It glides slyly Into your ear The evl la done. It Is born. II ireeps. It walks, and with growing power (rluforaaudo) It goes from mouth to mould diabolically. Then, all of 4 sudden I coot lell you how-yon aeg Mlandar straighten up. hea, ewel) and stow tall before your very eyes. It sprliiKs. slrctclies lis wings, whirls, en velops, seises, iinilcs off; it tlashse llk-htnlng; It ihunders and beconee a hue aud cry, n public creeceudo. n mil versal chorus of hatred aud prosorlp I Ion. Who Indeed could slop It 1 Itesii marchabi. UNDERSEA CRAFT. The Strength and the Weakness of the Modern oVbmarine. TIh chief advantages claimed for tbe submarine Include comparative invis ibility when submerged, coupled with Immunity from guuflr while In tbsl condition. Jt carries a weapon agalnat which ny adequate protection has been found- It preajefita u smell anddlfficult target when Itself iiaa.iled by torpedo Hack. Other elements In Its favor are low coat, bandlness. seaworthiness lu rough weather, comparative Immunity from floating mines as wail ae those told In very deep water and tbe poasl Ulltlee of us aa a mine layer. tin tin- other hand, the submarine to tujndJcspjMsl by many disadvantages and limitation. Jta radius of action Is small. Its speed I low. nlwyt U knot on the surface and I" knot submerged'. Tbe terlsco la useless during iifi new., ami ! o;,.-r.ite at tbat time Ilia v eaa.-Is nust then-fore come to the sur face, thus repilerlug themselves very vulnerable to lluy iteks of surface craft. nine the suhiiiwlifur hub la dsmnKisl by gunfire, rntumlug or ollf erwlse, it to no longer able to submerge, and It um-fubums us a war vessel to ended until repairs csu be piade. VMicn flying at an elevation of to than i.issi g ir craft can usually sag submarine operating negr the surf see -World's Work. SERPENT OF LERNAEA. SaientrTio Sasis ft th Myth of the Many Heeded Monster, A noted surgeon suggests Hull tbe story of the mauy loaded serpent of l.ernse. If a mylb. to yet a myth with BU nlloKether . leiillflc fouidutlou. The u,oiii i was (rallied with uyUrj from uiue In 00 heads, god. acrwrdlug to the Ifiioiul, f one Ha. cut off an other Immetllnlely grew lu lis plgcr Home ii ten is that each bead was l tho i-d by two. Tbe oi-tsiii of this serpent as well aa its acts nud Its una! ileslructlou by Denutos. ure entirely fauclfnl. of cdaraa, but eonie mrtii JuKgilug In blolog-li-sl InlMiraloi'lea ses-ms to allow Hid Hjc ii ij.Ii nis uiuy have gut their i onceptlona of lis Oiu and bi-lug from it hut they had actually aet-p I'yjfjim or X H. Uorgan, for btstawa Mn'mi off the null'! lor end or an earlbwurui sod ogrlsed a piece of the ceutrnl nerve cord This left tli anterior nerve end, nnd bend iirew from clic, Dr. Van Dyilfie recently went much fiiiihcr lu the usee of II marine plana linn, in-iiiallt davetoploaj ! dead upon till, erealnre each with Its own yes and hi jfii i - lit ) tioriiuil lu It fi.uclioiis Kxchaug Spanish Court Custom. There to no court lu Kurupe more tenacious of Its etiquette -w hlch WSs Inaugurated re ratal hundreds of years ago tliaii tb it or Mpalii It to said thai King rcidlniiud V.H oucu made it mlii later hsJ toWilgOa he bail accidental ly louched bis hand Diwof the quaint est ci-ieiiioutos la the closing uf th royal natoce antes at Madrid every nluht Kloctric light has been lu use In the palace fur quite a long while, but nevertheless every evening at 11 o'clock the officiating gentleman lu waiting appears, accompanied by eev- erul servants, who carry undent Ian terns, lo demand a bug kef from a higher official o lock the door of th palace. Tbla la all tbe wore amusing as tbe huge key dues not fit tbe mod em keyholes. The key to then return ed to a third official, and every ulgbt gentlemen In waiting hat e to patrol th corridor of tbe palace, though suffi cient guards are nlsiut, to watch ovr th slumbers of their royal utaaler Sir John Lubbock's Ant. i tbe bloiitaphy of Hlr John Lub bock, later Iu-d Avebury, is an atnua lns alorv of the notice uccurded to sn odd pet lu (he Lubbock family. Due of two Illustrious queen ante, sovereign of one of the colonies upon wblob Sir John based Ills famous studle of tbe waya uf tbe little creatures, attained the venerable ugu of fourteen years aud then died Moverul sclenllflc Journal spoke uf her decease, and tbe news peuutrutatd to France, where a Utolln gulsbed French journalist, In whose mind. Insufficiently acimstoted with tb possibilities of Kiigllsb orthography. ants ami slinta ttcie evidently confue ed, offered profits. condolences to Hlr John "on the loaa of his aged and val ued relative." Orim Ntobnam II to said that u former postmaster general of (lunlemiilu waa iilekuaiued ''lata miiertos." which to to sey 'kulfer of dead persona " He to sup poaed to have slabbed Hie dead budy of a murdered president a II lay In tbe street. -Loudou Telegraph. When e hlnmn Laughs. Tbe Hbluese laugb to nut ao eapree slve ae tbe Eurepean: it to usually a titter rather than a genuine outburst of merriment. London Telegraph. x Old time battles. They Wt Mars Mkirmltbsi Whan Compared With Modern War. lu the light of modern taffan tii old time battiee shrink to q prapaa Uona of ordinary street brawhv Tba opposing armlee were usually arrayed In lines within bent-tug of one another. Frequently the actual combat wna pre luded by eu exchange of opprobrious profanity in order to gel up the protag sentiment of "holy wrath," wlil-h was considered an Indispensable element In a soldier's efficiency Alexander the (treat conquered the orient with only Uo.immi men. On a still smaller ecaie the great battles of Is reel appear to bava been siiiduet,..i, us told In tbe Bible account. Por In stance, lu the fight against Qldeoa the Israelite are eald to have suffered eg vera loss-to wit, thirty men Th Kgyptlnti army whlcb Invaded I'aleatltis and subjuxtited the whole country counted barely ri.tMMi BoMlere, Haul confronted his Palestine adreraa rle with an "army" of HK), which In tbe course of time was Increased to 1.000 after tbe "militarists af iiiiMie daya had persuaded the authorities to provide a reserve force, a sort of "laud Sturm," of 400 warriors brave nud bold King Dnvhf military establishment did not exceed Ills predecessor's In nUluU'ls AceunllllK to the Br! book of Ivlnge, however, King Abab iniisi have been pretty much of a war lord, Judging by tbe standard of olden times lu bis army were 7,MX aahHers and a constabulary force of HO men Argo naut EASY COFFEE GROWING. The Plant Flourishes With tittle er No Attention In Hsltl. Coffee, tbe grant staple product of Haiti, tbe Weal Indian Island, grows with little attention, it euppMea ibe bulk of tbe revenues of the govern mut together with the meager tie utauda of tb simple vunutry of Hie mountain. ami valleys whose business it to. eapectally the women and chip dren. to gather It nud bring It to tb,. seiNft towns on l heir heuda and on the backs of donkeys nud horses. This plant to seen on nearly all Hie uplands and mountain sides of t be cuun try, and aa Hie pnslm t to easily port able It to brought lo market fyoa fur snd near lu all conceivable quantities. from one or two pounds up to ItOO istumto, accordingly aa It Is curried on lb band or a hlM. Hie buck or a bona or In secke hi ox carts Notwithstanding Hist tin floe BjBJM to scarcely eyjlttvated al all It goo on reproducing Itself from fallen berries eo suoosnafillly Ibat the imp ouly ta riee from year tu year through ex traaeoua Influences like u variation in tbe rainfall the link of m too ubun dant rab, near or dining dm flowering eeenou. Imdon id. graph. Per1hf,eetin e New York Hrbbr. Tbe narrow appraictie t,i he gar DOT Of New York have made the fort 111 cetiou of It simpler mailer than usual, tin Hum I. i Hook U I'ort Han cock, with au urMiicn irrtouMj on tbe Narrows, Port rVd worth, nrlll lery garrtsou; ontbeMtateu lelandakte. Kort Tempklua: eeraag the Narrows, r-'ori llnmiitoii The older Fort Ijifn yette. between 'ofs Ietullton nud Wadsworth, to now used us a store house. (In Uoveriior Island uru Kort Jay. Infantry. Important barraefcg and lb New York arsenal of Hip ordnance dgpgrtnwut. I'uatle Williams I now s mllllary prison. I'ort Totleii. artillery post, to on Wilier I'oitii. ami tlreetly scroe from this isittery to i on Hobuy ler. On Handy Hook to tbe proving ground of the urdnnucu department. A signal corps to stationed nt Kort H'opd, Bedloe's tolnml New York Times Inform. lion Wanted. Will eome one please give a hint lu regard to tbe wbereabuula and tbe welfare of the family t This honored Institution liegsn to disappear a gen eration or so ago. Just about tbe time that tbe dissipation of Inconveniences attendant gpesj Hi rearing of children made families feasible Iter since the passing away of una room log cabins. abject poverty, boat grown wearing apparel and ' "' '" sense the family has been losing ivelgbi snd pumberg II recent complele u lllcl-atval from society has caused grate concern among tboee who fatoi the further propagation uf the species. If the fsm Uy will kindly come buck and recs tablleb Itself among the noe of uicu no questions t III I nskisl ami none answered- Jndgo. N Such Person. "The trouble with you.' her hit .baud said, "la that you make inoiintalua out of notollllto." "I don'l do anything of Hie klml.' ah replied. "I wsut you lo uudcrstsnd tbat my mother brought mo up to be a lady, aud I know nothing nt nil about housework I niter made a mountain out of a mole bill In my life. I em perfectly helpless In n kltch en." New York American Pppr. Tb value of pepper wna knot.-n oi okl. We read thai itbru Home bad to be rauaomed from the liiirlutrliiu con mipnir tn fin, vnr Jim .tlm-li. ,1,.,,, I ed bmju pounds of popper i i the payments and Hint lllppo rales used ll lU medicine applying ll lo the skin A follower. Caller Tho minister's sou s follow big lu the fontsniis of that spend thrift youlig Jinks. Miss I'iIui bait tbat scandalous? Caller Hardly as bad aa that. Vou see he's u tailor mid t Just trying fO i-ollecl his bill K change. Its Clss "Is tills ii Hist ptosa iMloillci-V" In quired Hie st anger. "It's us giJd as you'll find III these parts," retort oil Hie natltc. will) Juatl Sable local pride. Illlff n to Impress Krugiillly I founded on i tu ple that all riches have limit prlncl llurke venience, and gad target hyotng, you ahould buy i'P' Jflariin SrVOQO Tt - mm n BjgV K7Jeaie-sstle teeismU. Hkf. IftpeJ sraeiliyi VtU$i seil'l, vu'ilJe Iw n.i'."'i tJeSrlsBBBBw "" UHMI"!l'l.,Vi.il,l.l,., o sSiiiWbtdi'r ' M sMbU MsaM T SeSl ssSbategie vtMar tu.nm Mt.A ...& .ei.lni IkJlaeY Iran dshfWllVf itfiuMas. (uun bLlKs. Duwalast MM. TM Mldm loUclWn thi;.w. Uil w-y i mvmt UP MroM jrour un oi siKtit. lU.lf aaW..aS lung smd.22 long rUU ll.tW-lMilnl liHiilliisi (awWlilnaM. A itinm caWtridM, Accurate) lo gun ft isbbite, aijniuela, Imwlis, nuwi. frit .22 fSajWerteta lao inejj Willi )vr awtkiiij fjbffltuJbiiriarmaG., ) vVfliow St.. Nw Hsrsn, Conn. lakes Sows eaeev, Tee n !"s ilooueli ilie BbZaBBaW n lathe In Cinlene. line nf lb iMertlest tflrtla a Visitor III ittd Iihi to cndiiie I n Kiuiiish bath. 'J'liii method uf pioieduie is imlipin. invested of outer clothing ami attired In a light and airy cotton -nt, you are along In a sort of hummock composed of cord ebove g large receptacle like the boilers In pub lic laundries. This Is almost filled ulih cold water, Into which at tba right moment Is flung a large red hot brick or piece of Iron, which, of course, causes an overwhelming rush of aleem to ascend and almost choke you. Then wbetl Hint process has gone on suffi ciently long you are shaken out of your hiimiiuH'k. Immersed In cold water, end i "ril'r e drastic treatment you re lime your raiment, sadder end wiser ) ha ii before your novel experience. The Cocoa Plantation. A traveler In Mouth America, where the HKOH ire largely cultivated, sHnks or the great care with which th young plauta bare to b protected from the sun, which If very strong Is ratal to them Tn sucurn this protec- "on the plnnlers shield them by ba- nana tree and plantain tree, tb broad leaves of wblcb give them tba needed shad. And even when they "" fully grown they need protection, rthlch to given by trees known aa "Im mortels," or, ae tbo planter call them, "the mother of tbe cocoa." Thus tbe whole cocoa plantation haa a sort of canopy. Th Member Per Calais. There waa a time when Calais waa represented In tbe Kngltoh parliament It ttas In the reign of llenry VIII. thai t 'alula waa granted the right to send Ita represenlatlr In West mister, and the names nf some of lis member have la-en preserved lis last sitting netnla-r. fur Instance, waa one Kd mum! I'etton. aklcrman of Celale. I.omloii Htnndard In Despair. "Imn'l you rind It an awful eipenae to have three marrtogenble daughter ii voir handsT" "Yes, and the worst vf II I I'm Is ginning to think they're not mnrrlnge- nhlr."-l1ttshurgh I' To travel Imfwfully to belter than to arrive, and tbe true aucceea I to to-Isir- IIoIhtI Iritis Htevensou American Adding and- Listing Machine eight column capacity Price $88.00 V. O. H. May wood, III. Sold on one year's credit or 3 per cent, discount for cash. .IA1I. COUPON TOPAY - ' ' - i i'i"i ll i.ntL,... ii' American Can Company Chicago, III. Please send bookjej fggfai tive of American Adding and Listing Machine. Clipped from. Please mention this paper in answering this ad lsaarene Church. Regular preaching services each Sunday at Jl a. m.,and 7:80 p.m. Sunday-school at 10 a. m. every Sunday. Tuesday Bible Study at 7:80 p. m. Wednesday Mid-week Prayer meeting at 7:30 p. m. Sunday evening at 046 o'clock young peoples meeting. Will be glad to ca)l on the sick and needy at any Urns, S. L. Flowers, Pastor. Bs??i MS For it wonderful accuracy, ita eaf ety and con ita efTcctiveneee fur email gam Jl MUMI Unn Rifle 1 M lllustnted. 24. m ngtrgn' asirnat, 1 3 or 25 shut. $1 1.5a guaal :l.e .iJ --JJ liurluJ. 200 yaiJe. A Mil ek -ibk- u.ui. ni i ,... I. b . si 'BSw vnunil herveL B bbbbV lt.k. m Ji-A rear dealer. J? BrgBaJOl leleea. cijv j eaaasAaMaMasl Us i like SFSSbKUU. Choi4aeVt Tabl.ii Thlfl la trie mpdselns Ihtended gpeciftlly for atomsche truulli . biliougnms snd conatipstion. It ia moetinff with much iuccpsb snd rapidly gaining in favor and popularity. For sale by all deal-era. Chriatian Science Church. Christian Scientists will hold there services at the Presbyter ian Church, Sundays at 8 P. M. Wednesdays at 7:30 p. m. Sun day School at 1:80 p. m. Read ing Room at room No. 6 Masonic Building and it will be open on Wednesdsy and Saturday afternoons of each week from 2 until 6 o'clock. This is a free reading room and people are wel come to come during those hours. JUKTURA-BURNS TELEPHONE & TELEGRAPH COMPANY Silent . Sascret ganrlce) Oar 8locn These f ef urea alone are conclusive evidence that we hold the strictest cen sorship over business in trusted to us. JAMES E. WESTON, Gen. Mgr. - orrieui. ihhkitdhv evave oaauo : 0 a aesatura .. (Oeo. g rbamle-rt. n I Halt) base iW C IUwIi JN J Hlunoii : N McArlbur UeoresM Hrown James nlliiyiniiil. .. .. lieu W IOe.,11 . ... T.M.K.i t'esarassaes . . . Duiruejr (leuersl ou.ernui . Merelsry ol MM.it freaaurer oi.t l-ul.lb I ate mater J A (Ihurrhlll . Jebs U.iom, I g. A. Jteore IOeeii Boim. ii Hutu gskiii a. a. gesn' I Tbul. A. Mc Mn. I, Hear).!.. Hi-i.auu I UwilUr T. llano. Saeeeme Jsitgee NINTH JUDIi i a i. DiaraicT. Ulstrlct Jed Usaaly A Homer Ilallou Miss lieu, asiienooi Ureal! Cean at the am Monday la April and Srat Monday Is October. loiui Seuslei total kpreeeautle .. LV.auwsn .. tana- list- . OOOSVT BABSBV I Couiil)i J utle C'hMk rts a rer esrsejiur aherlg H.i Leees It I HilKlot I. A hUlii i laufc Outran W. A. IkMnlluai, J.J. boosasa I. M Hamilton U. WP.UtsTssser Julinlaela . tTbos Han, i. It hoi.no s gSt Wtdi.re.lat lu Jslr. s(itesiUef sad Sheol Ssuerlnlesdenl Crer atuek luapeetor 0ss Msaseet Cesly loerl meet U Jsnesry. Mieb. Mr. Hotesbsr. "' 0. a UNO oyrii-s : a1te . Wm ran. aoeotter .. asm Mstberahca.i ITT. SI'SSS- Meetiuss of tbe Doaaell etery aecon.l ami ruurtb Wedsed Hi Latent Key Van niarn- aooorder, suss?: iiearjr r. ..II. (..llalio. flleoise riy I'unltSmllli i. a. Inxaaa I Ham Mdiierabeal '. ounollmen B?T f y w Want ALL The Home News READ THE 29OQ Best Job Bm--.aK I aaf fflA L JjU . Lefl M a I iIVwjsi JgfaaWaF Scrubbing Unnecessary Enamel your walls snd woodwork snd secure a JsnisJi thaf js hr4 fnd mootli, n'H IjjnfhMi nd ssnitary. Enameled surfaces ilir noi require scrub bing. An occasional wiping wiii a damp cloth will keep them looking cltan ami' fresh. ACME QUALITY 7 fWAMBLS (NEAL'S) re easily applied. They cost no more than ordinary paint sod "SVe you time, trouble und worry. Our "Horns Ppcoratlng" booklet tells you, how fou con "do it yourself at trifling cost. Ask lor s free copy. Burns Hardware Co. Agents Wanted -To repftsfnt The i,afollette" Nursery Co. vn in Central Oregon 4000 in i elevation and without irrigation. Best ttees for Cen tral Oregon. Everybody wants them. Write for particulars. Theodore Hubbard. Box T Prineville. Oregon. Save Your Coupons. With all kodak finishing amounting to $2.00 I will glve'an 8x10. nlnrgement of your favorite film fret-. Films developed 10s per roll any size. Packs 25c. Prints 5c. postcards 5c. Barer Studio, Burns, Ore. WilMon's Creamery Butter at Hagey'H. $1500 Reward! Theorems. Oal I torsla saa Mereaa I.I re stock rretee tio Aeoltieel whiek tb eee slcsed I ssbet, iii gis (t.an el re were tor evl ileae Isedla is tbe srreal sod sa- rlollss e sur - trorpsrUe etesi lus borsss. eetUi eattW or mat belesglns to ssr u Ita mem hers. InsaaJUea letb ai-.ve, th Bdsigss4 oSar tin me i-uuiiiiiou Aoe.Ot ter all hoes I. mn, 1 1, 1 aene-eeayj bares bother either ). Biaag ii-eooliMl In eight eoaatle asags lUrni), l.ku i.i rook rou sties. Hers renteii when sold. None sat arown borsee olrt sag eslr la .. ,....,.. W. liHllWN rii. NOTICE FOR PUBUCATION. i Mui.-Tiral.tmi Orrics, lliirus.ilreion. No rem bet It. till NoOreta hereby slten Ibal rrssklleW. Vanes I llaruct Oregon, elm, ou Jane IS. Itll n-ed li.oni.ii-M l eniiy Na,07ae, lor lita I. 3. OH -SJ4 net. i.. 1'f . a. Iiane tu Ksal. WltiasMU Ueiiibaii. iiat tiled notice of IsteaUosO taeke llnal i oiiiinulailoii proof, lo establish claim to tbe iioi-l alMite dctarlbed, before dsgtater Hint to- -elver, al Hums, Oregon, on the 23ao "- ,-m "vr 1,1. il.im.nl uaiuea aa wltneasee: II. I i, loo,. Dave Tudor, I L Houjade asd , .nru, in hi nirniv, iintnti. ws. rBss. Boaitui ITChoku r -7'i ;.' -t! i, c,f Sur- rM$ :r" Repeating i Piiro - saox- I tn . i -'. i ina... 4 hi. Ant,. L.tdltir -clri.. vai rata aoaL:3 "Htsti feeajr-, olaiml r" i-d -, tuba) ine. at ilo. 1. STEVtNS ARMS ft va-i conprW, I x5004 JL a year Printing . If DnUI ,m W . -r T " ) hch. 1 Sel J g Br L tskar -- JSsf ftt. -i V Jam r aavea peQ.ee- A asm i Jssresfl GRIFFITH A SAURMAN fhyilelsr S ami o., ai'UN" mi ! i al. Ul. CBflffY Plirslelan ami Rargerm Burn, - - - On Office on ercoml tlo.r Tom em a i'.lilg, 'I'bon, M . Physicians and Surgeons Call anewer-.l hro4TI nfifdl or (JeJ 'Pbon llHirimsn. eweriil ,r.,ni.'i llnrriiriaii. Hsrrlman, Oregon Dr- Minnie Hand Physician and Surgeon Wrect Telephone Connection Albritton. Ore. It. E. rill!l;il.i) OfSoe first ilr i-s-t pj u ;-,n..r. Bonis. Oregon BRUCE R. KESTER Attorney at Law OfWe Practice Land Sens for Sal Vale, Oregon M. A. 1.(.k Attorney ul LtH Veegtly Illdg.. Ban Oregon O. A. REM BOLD Atloriioy-Hi-,:,tv Burns, Oregon. HERMAN VON .sciiMALZ Attorney at Law Cooteeteanil pra.iiru belore I . s. Und Offlee a eietially Offlce: Kry BUf, next dooi lo iot office Burns, Oregon . CHARLES W. EbbIS LAWYER Burns, - - Oregon Prsetieee in tin-Mate t :,ii be. fore the U.K. jn. OBee. 'hats. II. I .. uiani. AtTOK.Nti At- LAW, Careful attention given tu Collec tion and Heal i i ,- ii, (liter, 1'ire Iti-ii: Notary Publii Hi its OgSOOM, A. W. GOV. N ATTORNEY-ATI AW State Courts and United States Land (Mate Practice Three door- South of the Harney County National Bank Burns. In ;:nn. ror v. ii. i-at-iaaia rlj tilafg- oi HotM a K. F. O. DlLLAKII Formerly awl. gnfl UL'. g Reclsuiaitoi, net vies, Eastern Oregon L ngioeer.Bg Company aVH. AND IRKi'iAliUN hNGINEEB Unrus, UfiK"M aeeoeeeessosoooosoooooo a e -:-LONI;-:- RESTAURANT OriORtii: FOON INop. - eMeals At All Hours. Short! 41 as a Orders and Prompt Service a : With Reas! nable Rates a Give Mo A (all a aAaasbsJle fjae.alrmM (OHMef I HIIHIiimum:;:::i. BUtUI&t" I RODNEY DAVIS Hotiae Painting Paper Hnngina and Iecorailng CaUclmlnlns Hardwood Finishing Sam. m tll...lu. riTKii g-it.uiina; i sTSttaaatsm furnish) t uu I pUcatloat. fsumpK. shows, 3ITE RIM A CHANCE . iSmilllllllllttltlttn! ::r ::::n;:tl :::::: 4IMIN (iKVilil IM.IMi. jse. . -aaasf2aa. f?r ifsa""ai h y ffevyolot'. OpUoian und ravor. fine Wrt:t Renairino A laf aially, 5 amT; elated- Tonawumu tonight