MGSKJS9?? 33 9-- M 4 i He HU llntff IBHl totl las BIQ GUNS OFACENTURY AGO Th Turk Use) Csrinen Thst rlrd Croat Oranlva Bowlders. It woM scarcely appear hsStbUthsl shot weighing 800 pound aoaM liva been employed a century " vrt ""' Turin, who need the largest cannon in Burepe, actually ueed gun of audi caliber at that time. Whan Mr J. Duckworth passm! tin Dardanellea to attack Oosetaatluopie la 180T hla fleet waa arcatiruiiy anai tared by the. immense shot thrown from the batteries. The Royal I of 110 guna, m nearly auaaa-bj on ahot, while another cut the main maat of the Windsor fastle aba two, a single ahot knocked two porta of tbo Thunderer luto ataX tii Ra pulse (aaranty four gunsi hail her wheel ahot away and twenty four men hilled and wounded by a shot, tlM ahtp being eared only by the most wninlcr ful eisrtlott. Tho heaviest ahot wbletl atruck the Rrltiah ahtpe waa of granite, weleliliig 00 pounds, and waa twenty six la ea In diameter. One audi ahot, to tin' ea tonlshroent of the tare, etove in the whole atarboard bow of tho Active, and, having crushed thla Immense nms of timber, tbo ahot rolled ponderously aft, the crew standing aghast at thai singular spectacle. One of these guna was cast In brass. It was composed of two parts, Ita breach resting against massive etose work, and the difficulty of charging ouch a monster would not allow or In being Bred more than once.- mimic Advertiser. CRABS IN FULL DRESS. Seme Species Are Fend of Fir.ry and Clothe Themselves Carefully. Many of the crab apecles of ahcliitsh clothe thamcalvea. Some ssolc dresa elaborately by tailing email piece of different colored weeds and sticking them on the. shell, so as to look like a stone covered with weed. They apead hours, with the utmost isMaWieiauc, in making these pieces mllieiv. h try Ing the ssme piece over uinl over again till they succeed. They hnve a line sense of symmetry and always put a red piece on one limb to match Hie red piece they have put on Hie oilier. and a green piece to uinieh a gfaM piece, thoufh how they know red from green In the dark poola where they live la bard to aay, uiisnw It la by taste or smell. When once I heir dress Is completed It improves the older it becomes, as the weed setuully grows on them. Another species, with like habits mid a most decided love for flliarj. was de scribed at a meeting of tin- I.liiimeiiii society, aa clothing themselves with bits of bright colored seaweed, khh: es. and so forth, if the crab ha deapoHed of Its garments It at once prMeafla to clothe Itself again with rare and da liberation, manifested not only In the selection of Its articles of apparel, Inn ta tho proper shaping of iliein by means of Its pincers.-I.ondin Bffta tor. Tho Attorney In Englsnd. Tho use of the word attorney ileuotcs a belated mind. Since Nov. I. is;;,, attorneys bsve ceased to exUt. their title merged by law Into (hat of solic itor of tho supreme court of Jiullea tore, says a writer in the I.oinlon .Mall Tbe name had. long been used us a term of abuse. Johnson observed of aa acquaintance that "he did not care to apeak 111 of any man behlud hta back, but he believed tlie geiitlcmnu waa an attorney." Archbishop Trench In lC.!t sated that the word attorney waa going out of fa or and that tbe lower branch of the legal profession preferred to be called solicitors. So when the judicature act of 1873 waa before parliament a clause waa Inserted abolishing tbe obnoxious title. But with our delightful coo aervatlam we still honor the "attorney general." Knocking on Wood. "Knock on wood" Is one of the most antique expressions In us today In stead of being modern alang. according to Professor William V. Hade. Tin-ex preaslon dates from a custom in vogue 0,000 years ago, wben wish) waa re garded as tbe antlpstby of evil genius es. Metals were regarded as tabooed by certain spirits, and If a man BBS died these metals he immediately touched wood to appease the spirit Ancient records show that King Solo mon's temple wss built with wooden tools and Implements mode of precious metals, for Iron waa tabooed and would hare polluted tbe temple. Exchange Overworked Runabout. A writer for a farm mnitazlrre snya an ordinary runabout can be made to ran a circular saw, pump water, haul freight, drive dairy machinery, fill the alio, ahred tbe fodder and crush grain feed. Possibly, but It would have little time in which to run about. l.milst lib-Courier-Journal. Charge Explained. Judge What's your charge against the prisoner? Complainant Burglary. He stole $5 from we at tbe station Judge But for burglary there must be a breaking. Complainant - Well, your honor, wben he took Ihe live he broke ase. Boston Transcript. A Psmale Veteran. Hs Isn't that General X. and his slaughter over there? Ho Yes. They aay that abe ha been through i engagements than her old father -Bo ton Transcript. A cheerful and glad spirit attains to "perfection much more readily than a melancholy spirit R. Philip Neri. His Msntsl Incspscity. The Court Ho you ask divorce from this man on tbe ground of mental la capaclty. What proof have you that he's Insane? Tbe Woman -Who wild tte waa insane, your honor? The Court Why, yon aay be Is mentally Incapa ble. The Woman Yes; Incapable of understanding that I'm boss. An Unusual Csss. Stranger Seventeen years ago I landed hare in your town broke. I atruck yon for a dollar. You gave It So me, saying you never turned a re guest Ilka that down Clthien (eagerly)-Yea? Stranger -Well, are you still game 7 -Judge. Window Boss. Before patting earth In window botes wbltewssb tbe Inside of tho box This not only keep n wooden hog from rut ting, but pre tent Insects. M. Cull's Magaalns. A Woman' Right. "And how long have you voted r" "Twelvs years." "And how old are yoY' Twenty -two." Life. BLUNOEfHjOFAUTHbR$. ems Queer Thkiso ef Whlsh Pletler Characters Are Guilty. I or many years a favorite pastime or the literary dilettante baa bee to fen ei out m it tikes made by celebrat ed mil hoi h Writer of tbe highest standing BSva been guilty of abaurd "bloomers," siK'h Bs S'lnnbert'e naeer thin i hat "the two ndvsrsarles were placed mi an asset instance from each oilier." Mistakes of this sort Have i eveused on the ground that the authors ere votUlug under preaatire of iisiiiii hi mid were therefore like. Ij at iiii.i ii no to make minor errors. i of today do not. as a role. ipi'car lo be written under the stress iM'inu.cntiil cxclteineut Yet, In suits of I heir seemingly cool sophistic lion, lliey are uot lacklug In curloti mistakes, A short list of these errors baa barn rowtdjaad by a writer In the Phil ulalnlihi Usjgar: I actsn iiied In silent rage. A ghl loi.' her eye from the atage. but bar ears still lingered. "I Mill never speak to you again a long as 1 live," biased Dolly. (Just try to hiss It.) Her feet were swollen from standing in wet. salty walar. Like A del a. ho had dark brown hair, lib enormous black eyebrows, s lua ii. be ami a short beard. Wli.it. iiiereforv. was our surprise to iiii,i Tish sitting by the Are In her bath rolie ami slipper With a CUP of ha in her hip nud bar fret In a 1Mb of Miller HE WASN'T MAKING MONEY. But still H Had a Seed Reason Per Congratulating Himself. He miis a i cuter, and at least are other season he waa occupy log a dif ferent rami Hy a frland's advlc be hail uiomsI (he year before Into an en tirely new field, a doaen mile from his usual baunta. and bad not been seen for neural months. Wben the frleml did see bim at Isst It waa quite by acchlctir. bwslMNB taking him into the old mini' neighborhood. The farm er ballad bltn from the sorsaVId and enmo out to the fane. llello!" said the friend, "la this your fa mi V "Yea: and I Jlst com over to tell you. sir. that I'll be ready lo pay part of that claim of roar's before long." "You must 1st doing well" "I think I'm dots' fut rata, awt I'w powerful obliged to you. sir, for iwsS !u' me (tils way." "I am always glad to lp If I cap." "I knowwl thai, air, and tbal'a why I come away over tiara so fax from home. Ii's ktuder strange to me. but as long aa I am doln' aa well aa I aw I am goln' to etand It." "Are you making any asoasyr" The old mao'a face brightened per ceptibly. ".No. I ala't air," ha replied hopefully, "but I'm lasts' It stower'a I ever dona In my Ufa before." Argo unul Spontini's Decoration. rasps ra Hpontinl, the composer, re garded himself In tbe light of deml nod, and when Inspirations crowded iimii uiUi he donned a wide, toga like gown of aliite silk with a border of gokl a ud a fas of while silk em broldered lu gold from which a heavy tassel hung down. With great dignity be sat down before his desk, and If a grain of duet waa vtatble on tbe paper on which be penned bla music he rang the bell Impatiently (or bla servant to remove the obstacle. Spon tlui owned o many medal and deco ra tloua that they could no longer be accommodated on his breast. At a grnnd musical reunion at Hall an old mush-Ian remarked to a comrade, "See how many decoration Spontlul bus while Uoaart bs nut one." Spou lint, who overhead K, replied quickly, "Mozart, my dear friend, dupa not need them." Novel Rabbit Catcher. Crab are put to a curioua nee on certain parts of the Devonshire fore shore. Tbey are used to catch rabbits. Hating located a promising borrow, tbe sourer takes s crab and affixes a short length of lighted candle to tbe hack of Its shell. Tbe bebsrWy of a crab which bods Itself In a narrow lo closure hi well known. It begin to run. It therefore starts away ap tbe burrow at top rats and presently the rabbit la borrlded at tbe eight of s Jog trotting flame coming to bU aanc tuary. Off be goea for the other exit, only to And himself, wben be emerges. In a trap. London Spectator. Victor Huge. Victor litfrgo waa the wealthiest of tbe nineteenth cettfnry authors and also tbe hardiest At on (to be mad less tbsn 1,000 francs last bus and d brother for eighteen months, and one chop would aerve for lunch three dspe in succession. Bat this early abet! neuce did not spoil lingo's digestion, for at the age of eighty-three be crack ed nut with bis teeth and ate orangea aa some folk a apples peel and all. Then the Be Bvd. Mrs. Koapoeu (whs hs base suffer ing from toothaSa))-Tbank goodness, I've bad that tooth out at test: Mr. Suappem-Happy tooth! Mrs. Snap pern What do you mean? Mr. Snap pern-It's out of the reach of your tongue. The Grind. "What an you doing now?" "Two a day." said the vaudeville actor "And you?" "I ciiiii quite equal that" reiiidrd the popular uovl "Two s week Is shout my llmtt." Kansas L'r Jour nal. it I a crest stop In tbe Interpret tlon of life wben we bare discovered that all events are ultimately spirit ual. Ilrlerley. Oddest Psreslte In Croatian. Tbe royal Bengal tiger Is Infested with one of the strangest creatures that ever lived. It to said to be a fuel easily demonstrated or pcW ed by v who bs access to a aoologlcal eeibti: tlon tbat tbe web ot tbe foot of tiger of the above named species U Inhabit ed by a bloodsucking bisect about tbe size of a common flea which Is a per fect counterpart of a tiger hi every particular, shape, clawa, tall and stripes Inc bided. A Bleed S)(dmattwto. Hbe-Wby do all Mm man flock around tbat foolish Mia SwawMilag? She husn't a grab) of souse He No, but sbe baa s aenae of discretion. She doesn't require any of bar admirers to display any more Intelligence than aba possesses herself. Blchmond Tlmee I ilspatcb. Dtnky-Ilk. Held What kind at BS engine have you got In yosr near ear? Qreaae-A donkey engine, I gases. Ifs s ejf slly Mubbore .-Youkar statesman. rr. " ::" RfAI ECONOMY. Oajs hurt's Bshsms Whsn Hs Found His Capital Waa Shrinking. What on man did Wben ha discover ad his capital wna shrinking Is told In tbe American Mngsxlne: "A rrleinl let me luto a, aecret of hia Biiaiii'iai economy Mhlch strikes me aa valuable. He Is or middle age. with a Htnall family, and him an Income of Bil.WlO a pes Ho has put hy a few thousand dollars. Ill Investments are In gilt edged securities. "At the end of every six months be figures nut emu fry ihe rain of hi property. Bach sham of stock, each bond u reckoned at its present market price, and the aala value of bid bouse I placed at the lowest figure. To the current value of his estate he adds bis life Insurance. The result I the capi tal which Mould bo available for the support of bla wife and children should be suddenly die. "At the last three reckonings my friend found that but capital waa shrinking There had beeu decline In certain stocks and bonds and a falling off In the value of bla real estate. What did he do? Commiserate him self? Nut at all. He went (o a life In auraiice company and took out a policy large enough more than to cover the shrinkage In hs capital. Comparative ly speakbm It cost l.lin i cry little, bill II added a neat sum to the value of hla estate and guaranteed an iiiiliu paired Income to hla Wife." PENS OF THE PAST. The Old Tim Quill end the Art ef Putting a Point en It. Quill pen are no longer used except In rare old fashioned instance, but people still use "penknives" yon can are the uniiiv any day In Ibe cutlery store window -bin they do not use them to make or mepd pens. In fart, where Is there a wan or woman who knows how lo put a miui uu a quIIIT It waa mice au art which evtff man had to master, though women were generally bad at il, aa they are liuw at ahnriK-iiliig pencils. In the old day Ihe Brat question aaked of n achoolmaater waa the one whether be waa skillful lu Muting quills, for he had to abarpen Ibe pens of bla whole acuooi and Incidentally In struct bla pupil In ha art. Alael There Is no modern pan of steel ir gold that la so smooth, so swift, so alluring aa a good quill pen. The writer Is vrt aura of that, for hi father used lu tell blm so. Tbs art of handwriting bss certainly declined lntf Ihe quill pen went out of use. The old fellows could really writ. We strll (sty them an unconscious trib ute by calling a writer a "quill driver" and picturing Ibe pen. when ever we hare to make au abairart rep resentation of II. as a quill- New York Mall. Prance' Nstionel M The Mi.ce Cirnuvnlet of Paris Is also known a ibe Villous! museum. for It nmlaliis nhjwil pertaining to tbe hlator)' of Plains ami eepectally of (be I'icncb revolution The sacred nee of antiquity cling lu lb bulging It self, which waa begun lu IBM and vulsrgrd in lUtk) by Mansart the famous arcblliM t of liula XIV. In ItlT? It became tbe bome of Mow. de Hevbrue, who lived there for eighteen year and alter whom the street la named iiii.t face Ihe piln.-ipsl en trance. Among lie undents of this museum are fragment and sis toes from noted old buildings which no longer xist. There are also s weird portrait done In wax of Henry IV., made tbe day after but asesaatsatloR. and an autograph order from Louis X VI. fur the defenders of the Tulleries lo cease Bring. Thinks of historic In tercel are numerous, tmt sens ssore sanguinary than tbe ropy of the cos stltutlon of KIN bound lu bumeu akin. P tide's Tragedy. An affair of fbu youth of Itouget de Lisle, author of the "Marseillaise." Is told hi a French Journal ' lo laTO. wben be was about twenty years obi. itouget d Li!... a pupVi ill lbs mill tury school, was deeply suilltrn ayltb ihe charms of young girl of Cuiifbe tole. Mile. Cumlllii, whose father was a captain on half pay The belrulhnl waa made the occaalou of a family fete. In lb yoiirse of wbk'b sums fire work wen- lo fy pef pu ' The future officer cuilij nut leave lo others I lie cure of touching us tbe Isinder. When the moment came to tire Ihe prlic lel pUt'r, which showed the llcure of bis well lavh'sd, be ap iroiiclH'il nHh a light In his baud, tbe ruests meanwhile taking their place in a ten a a opiu-.iu blur. Tbe piece was lighted, lull n rockil badly direct ed struck Ihe young girl on Ihe fore teat), and she died some days after In cuiiaeqiiciiec of her bursa. A Oueei fish due of the 'pueicl of laid creatures is the mud sklpisyr, or Juinpiug hah. which Inhabits (be large river of In dia and Ibe neighboring seaeoasta. Al ebb tide these little lUheo leave tbe wider to hunt for tiny crabs, flies, etc.. snd their strong pectoral and rsutral fin, sided by their tall, enable them to inovp about easily and to climb apon trees, graa and lea yea. With Ibi-lr huge syea, emng to pro ject far oat of I heir eocketo, they ess see aa well on bind a Is the water. Tbey progress lu short quick leaps, ef fected by sharply bending the rear third of the body to ibe left and sud denly straightening It In color they are usually light brown, With dark baud, though they sometimes appear light green Tbey are easily caught and are much lined in Burma. A Prsolsus 0Beuanjat, Blues April 23, 1804, (be (jylelaUsJ ftf tbo iJi'i'larutluu of ludeiaiuilenes lis been kept la a atsel safe lo tbe library of tbu stats department, Washington. It bus been seriously daiuagsd by uuiiiy reproduclliiii and uiucb han dling, su tbat few of the algnaturea can now lie read. It Is kept from the light u try to preserve tbe reatlgea of lllk thai riiiniilii. . i A Matter ef Ibe Sutur. "Wbeu doea Ibe laal trslu fsave for UoblHUvvlllef" naked Ihe old lady at tbe ticket window, "I doo't know, uta'ani," auesverad ibe elderly ticket agent, "hut I don't suo poae either of ua will live long enough lo take It." Kicbaugs. Man Bating Crosodllos. Wie frgs reptile hi tbo mail eating aalt water cj'o'od'i of southern Asia and Australia. It iuaui lljlrly feat Id l.uglb from eud of uu to lip of tail. Tsbsooe Plsnt Seed. Tb seeds of tbe tobacco plant ar ao nituule Ibat, according to ao eatlmate, a thimbleful will furnish enough plsuts lT as acre of ground CANLYLE'S TEMPER. H'Waa the Very Plsvsr of Sad, Said His Old Maldisrvant. Carlyht bad tempered? Not at nil, if we are to place any belief In the teatl mony of the maid behind the luooin. One of Cnrlyle'a servants, Jessie, who on marrying became Mr llroadroo'., has left a very favorable impression of her old master, the LnsttoS Standard. "I coulU have lived Willi him all my days," aha eaya, "ami it alwayi makes me angry wben I read, as l sometimes do, tbat be waa had tamoared. He waa the ve-y reverse, In my opinion. I never would have left him whan I did If I had not been going to get married I look great pride In attend lug on him and studying alt Ids arista and wishes. "It waa one of my dmles to rusk out and move on all street Organ and things of Hint kind. Many a tl In tbe morning before be ruo I used to All his pipe, the short clay Im used In his bedroom, fur him and atrlko the match lo light It. I always cut up his tobacco (he bought It In flat cakee) aud kept hla tlu box regularly supplied He was always ao grateful for these little services." Ho much for popular belief and tha dictum of the democratic servant blog rapher. FIRST AIR BALLOONS. Dr. Jphnsen' Description of the Wsy Thsy Wer Inflsted. "The chemical philosophers have til. Covered a body (which I have forgot leu. but will Inquire) which dissolved hy an acid emit a vaMir lighter than lbs atmospheric! air. This vapor I naught, among other mesas, by lying a bladder compressed uihui the bsttsj In which the dissolution performed, "Tbe vapor, rising, swells the blad der and AH It. The bladder Is Iheu lbs I and removed and another applied till ga ranch of thla light air I oojjestsd ns Is wanted Then a large spherical case hi matle. aud vary largo it must bs, of the lightest matter that run t found, secured by anroo method like that of oiling silk against all xtage of air. "Into this are emptied all the bind dera of light air, and If there la light ar enough It mounts Into the clouds upon the aunie principle a a battle till ed with water will sink lu water, but a bottle Bled wltb stber will flunt. It .rise (III It come to air or equnl ten Blty with Ita own If wind or water doe not spoil It on the way Much, madam. 1 an air latlbsm " Prom Df jTuhjjUMIl's Letter. Kept SJ, IlKJ. , ,. Beethoven's "MssnJight Sonata." The story runs th.it iWthnvru'a "ismllght Sonata" always so . died, (bough OS o rarely gave a descriptive nam to auy of bis itork was cju, posed on su occasion when h bad (Sato playlug m some airnuger folk by chance Walking Miih a frtosaj, be over beard lu a bund'1' house easel one playing with m,u i, reeling t of one of hi sousts llu putr.ni Iq llaleu In a motneut the music ceased, sud a girl iukw longingly of her wish to hear aoiuv really good romeil The voice Was so appealinu that the roiu poser slepissd Mlthoiit heallullon lu lbs dour sud knocked Adiiilltisl to the wondering bust, be said, "I will play for yon." and played WosdeffsUy till the lamp burned out. Tl.-en Willi the uiooullglft tilling tlio room Im Is-gan tq Improvise th myyteriuu dellcst leslblugs of (fie Is.'glnnlu'g of iltat wooderfql sonata. Iheu the Irlckay el like second pari, sud the glory of the close. The Thriftiest Psrson. A supreme example of thrift waa the Bar. Bobert Walkur the "Wonderful Walker." For the greater part of hi life Walker waa curate of I.eatbrr walte, Cumberland, commencing there Wltb s stipend of 1." per suniim His fcWe broughl him a fortune of to. and PS the Interest of ibis and bis IB sn puslly Walker reared a family of eight When after twenty year his stipend waa raised to i? Me. a yuar he -., Hired to aave Aud not only di.l n. family "lire well, though plainly," but. aa be declared with Ju-illl.iii pi He, bis children inter la. ked any uf tin, ueeesaarles of life and were glveu au education lu III I hem for any rank uf society, ibu boys, Indeisl. going lo agej o Ihe uniterslllfS. liliilon Standard Sand Swept An. u tbe aipl iiImi or rinirul Asia Ibe sr I n'Hirtii u. sftSO Iml. n ullb Bfiji ililrltiii, wbl, b iiiiii. iiku hiiiii. uroiiiiil SBftgpfrgnus olJi ti iin.l li mis lo bury Ihnn In ii dust 1 1 lift li'i when there m, apraWSSl wlml tin. air Is .Ii iiii'il ns thbk v. lib II uu Busi and a yi'iiuw asdUsenl eorers every IblbiT lb KhiatiHi this lIllHl niiIIK llllll's HQ OJisi uri'S l)n nup thnl at mlibliiy ope egajbef sit lo read Bne prlul will) m lamp Where Bestland Join SngUnd, The wliltli of the Islutid of ilruui Britain nl Ibr pulut el imiiiiii bstargas Kuglund iiml Kriillitiid I iilnmt kilty miles Tbe rivet Tweed iiiibbs ilu fytD i uiiiilrli's for I fee uillr, nl III,' agal, and tbu Cheviot bllN aerra aa n )jKundury fur lljjr un-ntur ir "f tl' rest of the distance SsaaatJsjsjsjsjsssMsssjaassssaa i ,.. 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And abe ate It voluptuously-not aectlonlng It wltb knlfu or fork, hut rolling It omelette wise alsiut her fork like as Italian wltb macaroni, and I followed each mouth ful Mlth my hungry eye and opened my own mouth slightly each time and thrilled at ber dexterity aa wben I natch a motorcar being lowered Into the opou hatchway of a ahlp. Howard Copland In Yale llevlew. Quite Bo. "Here xmebody aay that electric currenta can be made to take tbe plans of food in sustaining life." "What a shocking Ihaoryr-Baltt-mnre American. I count life just the stuff lo try tha soul's strength on llrontilng Hs s Rival. 'Tunny you never hear .llggs raen- llnii his golf any more." "Not at all. Ills wife has laden op the gnme." BlilYalu Kipresa To attempt lo make everything em phatic lain make nothing emphatic. Wlia Inly. American Adding and Listing Machine i-igftt column capacity Price $88.00 f, 0- B, Maywood, HI. Sold on one year's creditor 3 per cent, discount for cash. 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