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About The Times-herald. (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 4, 1897)
Th<h— County Official Paper The Best— ADVERTISING - FOR — Job ftarney bounty TLW.'EltVu'ùI’ìied '"»» ; CONSOLIDATED JULY 22, 1896. MEDIUM. Printing. BURNS, IIARNEY COUNTY, OREGON, AUGUS1 BEST GOODS Points For Poacher®. Oregon Crown Bananas. The West Indian negro is a The Corvallis Tinies aav« that a born poacher. He catches the banana tree in the greenhouse at quail by the cruel expedient of the collegv is bearing fruit this year, Have on Hand a New and Complete stock of strew’ing finely powderd cayenne and the little bananas are supposed or bird pepper in the little dust to be the first ever grown in the pits where birds “wash.” The state. Tho tree is three years old, I burning pow'der gets into the eyes and the prospects are that it will .f the birds, which, confused and ■ bear this season at least 200 ba.ian-1 lelpless, are then easily caught. j as. A tree of the same variety oc-' j copied a place in the greenhouse When he wants a wholesale j for a number of years, but it never apply of fish, he explodes a piece ■yielded fruit, due to the fact that dynamite, which was probably in it was kept potted. The one that tended for the making of new j is producing now had its roots set Dry Goods, government roads, over a nole in in the groung under the greenhouse Clothing. a mountain stream, and the fish last year. The tree is of the Afri-1 of Fall Samples is in; Boots 4 Shoes, are killed by the concussion. ! can variety,’ and the fruit will be , Wines. containing enough Groceries. But his favorite resource is the ' different from any ever seen in this 1 styles to stock three Liquors, Provisions, bark of the dogwood tree. This country, being much smaller in j stores. They are the famous KUH, he drops into a river hole, and the i size. Cigars. Hardware, NATHAN & FISCHER CO. creation«, the big mullet, intoxicated, comes to the Pabst Beer. Farm Machinery, Tailors of Chicago, who are fancy-priced Drape?« surface of the water. This sing greatest rivals. Tcacten of modern mzsterly custom A Georgia man was arraigned fo: i Wagons. ular property of the dogwood has week with many staAnts. Come in and turn the beating his wite. "What have you ' caused it to be employed as a nar-j to say for your self?” asked the pages of this great encyclopaedia of iasi/i -s. Get WRITE US FOR PRICES cotic. It is particularly useful as I judge. "Kin I speak out, judge?” j measured for ycur Fall ¿nd Winter Suit or ‘ real and , a local anaesthetic, and it has been "Yes. What have you to say?” | get the right fit, the right workmanship anc the right quality at the right price. 1 recently proposed to apply it den- i “Judge, your honor. 1 want ter say | jest this: I never did have no trou-1 | tistry.—Pearson’s Weekly. ble with none of my wives, ’cept Prices as l«w as any R. R. point, with addition of freight. this one. My fust wife was a angel, An Ingenious Clock. IfWMAIL ORDERS giren special attention. my second came mighty nigh bein _ i O. H. Johnson, a jeweler, of one, tny third wu® willin’ an’ rea sonable, my fo’th wus moderate, my An Unsolved Problem. have never been able in this busi- Garfield, has invented a clock ----- ’ “In th« name of goudness,” ---------- ness to make my brains do any- which he claims keeps time and interrupted the judge, “how many 1 A young man who had never thing for my legs. You have toj has neither pendulum nor escape wives have you had?” The man P ublished every W ednesday by done ^anything but’go to school, much brain and no*, enough legs ment whetljSays the Walla Walla looked thoughtful, and then said: J some time since, through the in to make a surveyor. Go home) Statesman. The new invention "Judge, I don’t know. I use ter BYRD TROS. BURNS. fluence of friends, secured a posi and get into some other business.” i19 attracting cons.derable interest. keep track of ’em. but I quit coun- OREGON. PUBLISHKRS AND PROPRIETORS. tion in a surveying party under a And this is how there came to II is constructed upon an cntirly I tin’ afterLee’s surrender!” j HL j O"^757 -ZV JtA Jtti, veteran surveyor and railroad en be another young mon of leasure I new plan and original design, SUBSCRIPTION RATES: gineer, who had but little use for around the streets looking for There are only four cogwheels Oat Year ............................. f2.G0 All kinds of Machine extras, Mowing and Reaping Machinery, Six Months ............................. 1.00 An exchange saya to its readers: Three Month! . .71 . what * he ailed such “unlicked some favorable outlet for the util- j and a main spring, but the most Plows, Bicycle Sundries, etc. "If you don’t like the weather in cu!>s.” ization of his surplus brain force.1 wonderful feature of the timepiece ___ ___________ 1 is the governor. Extending town, go to the lake; if you don’t When the pat ty reached the ; With five delightful stories in'through the top of the box is a like th« weather at the lake, go to orricIAL DIRECTORY I scene of its labors the young man the mountains: if you don’t like ■ TATE—ORROOM ’. was detailed tocarry the rear flag. the August Cosmopolitan, one ' shaft from which two arms about 0. W. McJlrlJe. weather in the mountains, go to I tatuerà The only As every one who has ever had might judge that it w ts intended 9»x inches long extend in opposite I -------- for you can’t be satisfied. Garden Seeds and Sporting Goods. 1 The B. Tongue. I anything to do with surveying sol« ly for light reading in mid- directions. ( w. K. Elite directions, From i-rom the end of each | > <’. M. Idlenian Attornry General Tin Shop in Harney Co. Wm P Lord Soveruor hut a seto-'d glance'of these arms dangles a thread! Senator Wellington's illness dis- n JI Kincaid knows, this is a re-poosible eno’itfh snn-irt. r; Jecretary of Stale Treasurer ..Phil. Metpchan ______ R Give us a call and wo will Convince you that we can give bsttei • GM Irwin position, but one of the mest ch1 a < o:i!.:insus well niuch some two or three inches long, appeared almost simultaneously f iupt. Public Instruciiou W H 1 .^cdg prices than anyone. ita:« Printer R ■ : i '¡'he B.-cor.d w ith a shot grain on the end. As with the adjournment of Congress, ’• 8. “. Bean. ry and monotonous on earth, r. - • te ) K. J C. Wo . j’.verton lapreaae Judges i quiring a person to stay in Or.e : c- mmissioner the arms revolve these threads, and cynics say it was only shame ) F. A. A Moore M i,W1 NIMETH JUDICIAL DISTRICT. mopfitan to India with the weights on the end, come 1 for having made aTmonkey of • place, out of hearing of the re- ’ j sei. O.atrict Jui<e D M.D. CMFFOku c. w. Parrish District Attorney i , the iike of which has in contact with an upright post himself that ailed him. mainder of the force sometimes . V. I. Fattereun □ KepreBentatire ..'. R A. W.Gowan J9int-Seua’.ur .(K>. i for hours at a time, with nothing never before appeared in any per-1 around which the thread iswrapped COUWTY- habsit : to do but always required to be iodical. We have in histories a half-dozen times by the momtn . C. P. Rutherford I ivUDty j j ire (R) It. Kelley ready to display his flag prompt second-hand accounts of great turn of the shot, Then by an in- Clerk (R) J. C. welcome TRISCII & DONNEO AN. Proprietor«. Treasurer I> TA. McKinnon ly whenever the engineer desires famines, but they lack that start, genious device it unwinds and iurveyor ................. (D) A. J. McKinnon Sheriff (R, w.s. WBtsrt to take a ‘-back sight.” Aueiaor ling distinctness which comes from winds a;>ain in the opposite direc W.C. B> rd I leh >ol Superintendent 1 M I «vie Itoek Inspector A few days of this “work” i beholding at first hand the sights tion and continues on to the next A. B. M«rk. Coamtesionera . ID)/ , G«o. Haaey : 'Fl I were enough for the young man, i ¡described. Twenty million of post and repeats the performance, Fla© Wines, Idquor« And Clgax». NABXKT r. a. LAUD OFFICU people slowly starving to death, J On the first trial the clock only M. A and its *^cnna R«<teter TbomaaJonee who complained thatit did not fur RataiFar ... a . A. Cowin« To the E ditor I have an a I nish enough exercise for his brains many of them in sight of the rail-.lost five minutes in 12 hours, remedy for Consumption. By its tink.y us« tho mds of iu hopeless have peen been aireauy already | j UK15 in » ix - k - nn cases navr _. , . * « . . No American can form1 j or his legs. He was told that ¡way! ' Your patronage solicited. ■ P ‘ .xnently -- cured. * So proof-positive am I l-iy^Courteous treatment guaranteed, ts power that I consider it my duty to j it gave him plenty of opportunity any idea of the state of affairs Kansas is saidto have fewer mil- °* !*’ . .. . . - - •ocirrics. und two bottln fru to those of your readers for meditation. He replid that now existing in India. Mr. Haw- lionaires loan any other state.and who have Consumption,Thro*t, Bronchial oe 1 ÌYLVA REBEKAH Defree Mo.43. „ , Lung Trouble, If they will write me thel- - he knew nothing worth meditat- 1 thorn has gone into the interior , fewer paupers, too. 1 erhaps express postoffice address. Sincerely, Metta «very 1st and 3d Wednesday. Mias Jet nit McPheeteia M.G. M as Leona Zeigler. Ker JJee’y ‘ ing on, and would like a change.1 and stood among the dead and thi» it another case of cause and ’ A• swcu*«.M C-. imyw » sc . i He was made front chainman and dying. It is the lirst lime that we 1 effect. ui»F«p»r ouAr&atMui»g»«»rv«« FrupoMU^ , after a bit rear cbainman, but have had an American investiga-' A.O.U. W.Barss Lod(«. Ko .47. Eurns-Canyon Stage Line while he got all the exercise he tion of the condition of affairs in X.rta.TOr, 2d and 4th Thurid.,,. H M Huron, M. W J W a.y.r, Rev. wanted, he did not like the work; India. The report will open the J. A. H ai . i . aday , contractor. so he applied for another job, say Carrying U. S. Mails and Eastern Oregon Express Go’s Fxpsss eyes not only of the civilised, ing that he did not think he had world, but of the English Parlia-1 V F. r. ÎTARXBY LODGI, MO. 77, I. O O L-ave Rurns Tuesday.Thtirsday,Saturday,for Canyon CUy -7 Saturday been sent out with the parly to irests • rows riaivs. < ki > wror < um . Meet« at O ld Fallows Hall, every meat and the Queen herself to and intermedi- ti «ointa, Far« |5. •Wpm. M L. Lewis. j r. z'tiwr" sJcy. drag a hundred feet of chain The Let me nay how entirely satinfactory the inatrunont has proved, the necessity of i xtraord-nary ex- laat time we had it toned the tuner remarked: “Your piano growa better; the through underbrush, and yell It hi«, without exception. 1 "stick.” or ‘jMtack,” for $40 a j 1 ertton in behalf of these unfortun tone is sweeter, richer;" and so we have found it. the most musical baaa I have ever heard, and has been commented on by many ate millions. month. Very truly. ,___ Bliss II klf . x C. A xdhkw . C A- SWEEK, President Dwight, of Yale, Danbury. Conn.. J.n.112, 1897. 5 Cherry He was then put in a party that furrishes this month’s considera ATTORNEY AT-LAW, was cross-sectioning a tract and tion of the quetion. -Does Mod-, Hr Se "ond band instruments taken is part paym> nt for new on s. Oriftt. had to help run lines out from the Bim, ern College Education Educate main line for 2000 feet, measuring in the Broadest and Most Liberal off every 200 feet and driving BURNS, OREGON. Sense of the Term?” ‘THUNDERBOLTS, stakes at these points. It was A charmingly illustrated and lh912*. '.I f.n*I /ran-lr-t I m ®'., by »hi - wet' ’-w id* celebrity lively work and furnished exercise ».«• out f ><i I- »1 euiustv<iv i ^ubacrifilo». It*» chamingly written artclc on "Jap GAiv L-vM <ivea to the puohc ty bam Jocci ta tea year», for both body and brains, but k-n’fl i . IteF. 11 I. Hf.yn«e. 1 rt i odu< lien I m Fit I. op 1 an's Stage and Greatest actor,” ■losrp'i s. k.-r, of t is« * ME < hurt It, Pon th. pare«. - ** REAL ESTATI AGENT. l£i v| r. id iilti tmtiona. A i« n»nra for agaaU. Must e. \ was harder work than the young i ^piu.), ««ally Milling book of IliO age. by Robert Porter; the second NOTARY PUBLIC« man fancied. So he soon applied ACiUlNT« WANTED. part of Le Gallienne’s “New- to the engineer in chajge for a C- ’ !*’C . »» for Afent’a Outfit, and io Cceta for Owr OREGON Rendering of the Rubaiyat; ” a ;• «-«•<<> • ••**1««Ud isUlufu vt Lli tea. Album». Lu BTOUS different position. He thought sketch of that most wonderful he w ould like to run a level of a nF'Prnctirew before V S Land Office WONDERFUL SALES cru«ader Godfrey de Bouillon, transit, or something of that sort, and said he would like to learn to ( and a new poem by Bret Harte are also part of the contents of To prt/ve it. we a tew HPin* irnni iki . ri f/dra n.n<lr v. itlnn tl»c nt tew week»: make his brains save his legs. •’ On»* »Meut *“d J7 C4»|»'e8 iu t« u ki. I « I *. <te «. A no» hrr »»bl 15 ro,.i •• ta tw« «‘nr», $ CALDWELL, IDAHO this August Cosmopolitan. ■ n-l another »> I« three ■’■?« <lna r/i'i.t in lourn.1 * d 14 entries» In two Aeagt.l Sir a The old engineer's patience had GROCERIES We want your trade and in order to get it we are offering unheard o! bargains in all lines: Dry Goods, Clothing, Furnishing Goods THAT BOOK Hats and Caps, Boots and Shoes Notions, &c. Oregon Forwarding Co Ontario, Oregon She (Simes- I. S. GEER & CO CRESCENT BICYCLES The Bums Bar. I I i ! F. V. JEFFERS, Agent. Dr. W.L. Marsden. PHYSICIRN Office- BURNS anp at become exhausted. He «aid: SURGEON “Young man, that is wh it I h ,ve been trying f<>r 30 yes’s V. dig Residence cover. My leg» have «.v. d «n. OREGON Ixaine a number of lane», b; . î first Battona^ M/ A General Banking Cusines . Transacted . COPkESeOWUKNCE INVITED j » $ « $10 Every Day Can Be Made fcy Agents. » £ » « in South» urvlii» a U Ire tn ii.rue *iayt. One sutui 10 »««orgia »old U m IwoOaya. 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