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About The Times-herald. (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929 | View Entire Issue (July 14, 1897)
stalled as a new member to the grand older of “hash (lingers.” A western lawyer w ent into This is his first object lesson. No (he Planters’ cafe a few daj s ago. year of schooling ever done him ▲ND ITS _ __________ CV»B He had not always lived in the so much good. ^To nre E wtos I have an j - Dealer In remedy for Consumption. By its ti.rk_y use far west and in hi* college d..ys If he be of the right material, the mds of hopeless cases have been already in the cast was well erough no lie wall and abundant fields for his p ..nently cured. So proof-positive am I DRUGS. MEDICINES, BOOKS, STATIONERY, MOTIONS. 01 its power that I consider it my duty to quuinted with the French bills ‘-’Uabilities, which, when viewed by wut t-TO bottln frrt to those of your readers TOYS, TOILET ARTICLES, CIGARS, TOBACCOS, who have ConsumfSii n,Throat, Bronchial or ... HARNEY.................... OREGON fare < f syvcll Neyv A Oi k it ■ tain- ],iIlilit.Jf in his new vocation, have Lung NUTS, CANDIES «t CON EECTION A RY. BLANK MAIN STREET,.. Trouble, if they will write me thel- express and postoffice address. Sincerely. ants. But out in his new home bOinewhat depreciated in value, BOOKS A SCHOOL SUPPLIES. T. ▲. SLOCUM. M. C, ISS reul St., Hew York The Editorial sod Baafnee* Mina*emnnt oi he had forgotlon about soup au His 8mattering of Latin and Uaa* Pap4r l-jy*t'otnnr>diou'<, Convellici » Guarantee Uiia Konurutu Prop-xa.aou. pot gras and p mme de terre a la j?renvh wj]]( ¡n no way, incapaci- duchesse. I be fact that he could t;((e from becoming a man of wvht. not read some of the delicacies on I Call and be Convinced. fÄ“Maii orders accompanied by cash the menu exasperated him, and The true western version of the promptly filled Orders taken for all books not in stock, and delivered he proceeded to have fun with matter is this: fur the downright Mrs. Anna Robtrtson, Proprietress. at publishers prices. Prineville—Burns Stage Company. the waiter. ignoramus, go east. Dai wsey , - - O regon . “Nothing here that I’d can ' — OliEGON. Bruxs, This popular houxe is fully equip for,” said he to the claw-aam- A Primer 1 a s<in. ped for the comfort of its custom Stage •eaves Burns cerey Monday and Thursday. irercd attendant. ers. Good table service. “We can serve you an} thing Do you see that? i J-i^-Good Accomodations. Meals U5 Cents!. for dinner, sir,” said the yvaiter, See what? Terms for board l>jr the week or confident that he could please his ’ The man. F are to P rineville $10.00. month on application. customer before he got through Is that a man? with him. Th.it is what he calls himself. str Two doors west of feed stable. SMITH PROPT. GEO. SHELLEY “Have vou sine qua non?” Wh.it is lie doing? Wailing for prosperity, The yvaiter stared. BURNS Why d n't he wear better "No-o-o, sir,” lie answered. “What about bonmots? Ilan clothes.' Shop opposite the Brewery Ile is out of work and lias no you any?” ' money to buy them, All work in our line done neatly and with dispatch. Satisfaction “No, sir.” \\ hy don't he get him a job? guaranteed. Give us a call. “Then let me have some nici There aren’t any jobs to get. ignis fatuus. That's good at this Fropriator of ih© EI1ÏT.S SAXiODlT Will prosperity bring him a TO THE time of the y ear.” ' job? * BURNS “We haven’t got it.” OREGON. Yes, when it come’. “Bring me some tempus fugit. Why does lie think prosperity Keeps constantly on hand a supply of fine Liquors and Ciga’s then.” will come? “That's out, too, sir.” ■ —HE HAS ALSO---- The politicians told him it “You must have e pluribus w i u'd if he w >u!d vote for Mc FINE CARD 'CABLES. iinum,” Kinley. -------- GIVES THE CHOICE OF-------- This time the waiter looked Are the politicians try ing to re Mrs. Louis Racine, Proprietress. bright. “I’ve heard them speak store prosperity? about it in the kitchen. I’ll see Yes. 2-TRANSCORTINENTAL ROUTES He came back empty-handed 1 low ? apd dejected. “We haven’t got UNION GREAT By increasing the taxes and Is headquarters for all stages. Has large and well furnished '.1)0 YoV KNOW A GOOD ADVERTtsr.MKXT MEANS INCREASE IN BL'SINESI it,” he stammered. raising the price of what the Rooms, an elegant parlor, and handsome dining-room. ■ ■ i ■ ■ No Chinese labor, white cook, and tables furnish “Strange that I can t get any people have to buy. ed with the best the market affords. Best Will that bring prosperity? ot these seasonable things. Try accommodations for families and tran Not if the court knows itself. once more and find out if the} If you ara in a position \ IA Vi* sient customers. Does the man know it ? have pro bono publico.” DENVER HPOKANE I le will. ÎIYE THE FRENCH HOTEL TRIAL. RATES $2.00 DAY. To do Busiu' ss “I'll call Mr. Weaver,” said the MINNEAPOLIS OMAHA KANSAS CITY When ? ST. PAUL waiter, almost crazy by this time, Let P oole kno v it- When he gets hungry. bPerhaps he can tell what you I What will lit do then.' LOWEST RATES want.” The guest from the yvest I Swear. caught him by the coattails. To al! Eastern cities Will that do any good.' “All right,” said he, and in the N-avv. OCEAN STEAMERS meantime bring me some roast H yon hays anything What ought lie dor leave Portland every 5 days for beef and Iiiend potatoes. You want to Ssii Eat a bale of hay for being an "We have it!''yelled thewaitei CULP BROS Rum®, Oregon. Let Peonia Km it. in his delight at heal ing of some a s, or hire somebody s bull dog thing that was obtainable, and lit h’ l,i,e h llf to <U-'h. and af- I Work Guaranteed to be first class. Heyv off to the kitchen and caine ter that \ y o'e Hew >'e a ticket which the back with the beef and potatoes millionaires, corpoi a'.ionists, lob Trains leave Baker City: No. 1, Wc mix our own Paints, and ami Landlord Weaver in the wake. byists, trusts and syndicates don’t West-bound leaves at 2:54 p. m , und No. 2, East-bound, at 12:03 p The attorney and the hotel man I vote. Our Work Sueaks fo it ef. in. Would that help him? had a good laugh at the expense For full details call on the 0. R. If every mail who needed a of the unfortunate yv.u'er, yvlio confided to the « lief in the kitch job would d > it. it yvinild: at least <k N. agsnt, at Baker City, or ad en that lie had stiuck a man hi' would nut bi' any yynr.se off dress, VV H HURLBURT, and yyiiuld have the sat'sfaction must Imve been < ating a! of voting for wh.it he want .I and monico's all bis lite.—Nt. | G«n. Pass Agent, Portland, Or. i needed instead of voting tube E McNEIL, President and Mangr. (¡lobe f lemocrat I he above is calculated to give lobbed. Morgan's Buzz-Sa>v. an idea of the degenerate West- enier, when compared with his »■ ’ Eastern brother, who, following f la -if nnxr rlnni* tn tine Brock m :\ nds . in the wake of Wai.! M< All tei * "big four, has not yet forgotten J the «1 assies of his y outh. The old adage, that truth is stranger than Iktion, finds a fit TIIOS. LAHEY, Barns, Orc. ting and appropriate place in con str First door north of Brick Store. nection with this piece of pleas antry. KEY'S CREAM BU M I* A posit I v* cure. Apply into the nuttril*. It I* quickly absorbed. 50 How different it is when the cent* al Dmvglataor be mail; eninp'e* 10c. I»v mr. ILY BROTH EKS, 5« Warr n St,. New York «'¡’y. future statesman, who, «villi the FUFE nilAXD »O’.l'MX. sheep skin from his alma mater, closely accompanied by numerous <R ‘ aille brand JJ on leit hip ty. hor*. a *gm recommendations from nis Sunday • s bar ten on Ir-t hip auj upper clip on b- tp s.lijol tea« hers, lying in his inside c*r* I A. McKainou, Burna »‘re CLBBBiNG RATFS WITH ALL THE LEADING PAPERS pocket, feels that the only Held Har.Hn < Bile'. < rt’r b a; <!v I V on left *‘4r Ho«*e brand T h f; *id*. p o liur:;a.< rtgoa On the Corner South of the French Hotel, Main Street. for his exceptional abilities lies in E» erybntty “Krattf the untrodden regions of thc'-yy ild J »', Foley, ca’t'e btend oa rljht able McCl.AlN A WILLIAMS - _ _ _ Propraitors Hurt* I rand mi left ihotihler rm: hi : ka i r>. and wooly west.’’ CrvMt», an* Ino. ami all ill •ul bu» in e» « vonJ ictv .<odcr»is I ec*. Horse* branded on left «tide Cattle hr vul Office »e Oppest** u s pm « a» 018 cs, The proprietors are well known not only here but in all the adjacent Attwlitr in it. It »iff pw. Eager that the liallu« ¡nations of rd 1 i uu left hip. Marlon Huny a 1, pt) Puri * »nd Our we ran tenir* pete*» lu ices time thnu those Counties and Towns. Their business qualifications and natural affec ’not» from WAshing*, n. lus own fertile biain nuv be real- Cattle diamond on Uft hip. horaeCV on left x. Beud modrl, dr*wlu*r or phot » . with desetip- tion for horses especially fils them for the avoctiou •boulder Charles H Voogt -v. Bur >• ore. i' t. \\ c ad<Ur. if tsiivr.tibie or not. tree of ixed, lie bids adieu to the land of b i ee (*ur fee not due till patent is secured. A P imohiet. "lluw tn Obtain i’rente." with Ilorw branded P nn right ahoulder. tattle I his youth with a light heart. onilKhthlp. K 1 Hci u k*. I’ «»!.*«««» r i »tire uf actual client« in yuur Mate, county, or low a. tent free Addreee. After spending a few m >nths Il >r»e »'inn?. . on left -ho,i’.aS.» thnw 1 it.)’« .H Mbaf > < trinngiv.ce.i.e i.iat dvdearn«. C.A.SNOW&CO. in hopeless search for a tiekl in F F. Grout 1 lima Or. e*»MIU ratl.K 0Sk( WaaSlaCoa. 0 C need of his exceptional abili Ml*e Keen k>" non Horse brand anvil <>t t left »tlf’.c Cattic bta.idcd i>*r.R on |«tt hip. I ties. he is in no frame of mind to 1 O Law** Ort V 1’1 l<*. e... t a’tleb.and J T • ent e'trdcti appreciate bonmots in any f.«i m left ■’ hip llerae Braud anvil on left at ide F u I tw«ti ore As tempus fugit, he views w ith Ca’tle Srand f.gn-r 'on either hip. mark light horror the fund of his c pluiibus crop oft ea« h ear. a'.lp In each ear. and wattl «■kW •>»» left ¡aw IL .«« brand figure? « neither hip J. II. ft •r.:v*rd Hurti* Ore ■ W 1 1^1 Y ' m yingm rapidly dim nishing, und y . w ■ ifl v ■ |A C. \V. JOHNSON >k Ct) , Proprietors Horee brand V*: tn ««■ h-ft «boulder < attie 'mH J k ■ Curse* the ignis fatuus of Ins own I b a ii ' ft hip and ti a « s’he r overestimated brain, as he is Marsha . V O ba. ru »*v»re Horae brand on ¡eft ah« older A Mtn I a via 1 ra«M M.iit, BURNS, brought to a realization of the OREGON »(•Kin«. -tan, h!t. Burn* Ort _________ OOrvnicHT« <e. _ fact that sine qua non means a Horae bran l ' ou aft eh«-uMer atul same on »»rent easHfTv^ g ak*««b and Jra^Ti tkj. rav <••• « . m “ X ■ THE HERALD LOES squ»rq m< «1 to him. 1 (Namm■■tamui«* Mn<'UT muB''e of tight h nJ le.t Phil smith Barr.» Wines Liyaors, ini Cigars, Straightway he betakes ' ini- T1IE BEST JOB PRINTING I • .4^ £3 t«mF»ht. • r. I «. •« i I self to one of th« se establish AT LOW HT RATES. » SCIE’ IFIC tMERICAN, Good Billiard tabla«. Pleaeant'Card Rooms, etc . etc. eonvfitrl Farr |w*!l«tw f>*rkIn right « ment« whose busmens it is to sat u «ui er hi» it *efl I*. <) Puruiore. ^»loin is first class in every particular. Experienced bartender »1 » *?•’• *-’**it*d J I* < n Ur** ah*ul t J ’ UH 11-1-.TA ’V'-' isfy the cravings of the inner 4rr Rûrv» 1K*'< wc. - “ «ml i,, Lia * »Mt *t «I .J* < . -1 i • v ! Mar» J. MUNK « co., Mixed drinks to please the most taatidieiu. <nan, >m<l •» wncetcmonrously u. File», lui . • Ui« «•> ■•«•(••a. Saw Vw*. Rnkod Up IIiH luitin. A, C, WORTHINGTON ROBT. IRVING, Prop. Drewsey Hotel & WAGON SHOP. Q R HI LOYD JOHNSON, EAST NORTHERN PACIFIC San Francisco. CARPENTO, BUILDER, CABINET MAKER Scribe for the Parties Desiring Cabinet Work that excels any clone in this place heretofore, call and examine my work. TIMES HERALD TWO S ONLY TWO $ FED FRONT LIVERY STABLE *H rx i V u ntuc toro OWL! YUK RrtJLH