1 of Great Britain, but two in that ’ spoke, of Prussia and one in that of W ur . "Do you know,” he said, 'that temburg, yet twins are i somehow I you made a poor impression upon it was shortly after the honey bi coming fashionable, which is na me the first time you called?’ moon, and he had grown a trilie turallv a source of concern to the Ttie wife's father’s sou in law weary of a superabundance of taxpayers of the old world, who are shock his head. sweetness *- men will sometimes, cubed upon to provide for the main- "Well, you did,” continued the ABSOLUTELY FUBE. Is I,,i,d<’in Baker Ci,y.and '•a production lie was tired when be got home, tenai.ee of I heir monarchs an I tin- father in law of the wife’s father a I but lie kissed her affectionately. litter’s relatives. The extent t< son in law. “I had half a mind to Even a tired man can hold up his which they are coming into vogue kick you out.” Ill’Y IT. and you will find it gives satisfact on. Keep your i end in a kiss, you know, provided is shown l y the fact that those in I "Too bad you didn’t,” regretful i’ is not too long drawn out or too 1 surancecompanies in London which II v answered the gon in law of the money at homo, ami build up home industries. frequently repeated. S » the kiss make a specialty of insuring people I father in law of the wife’s father’s rarron sale by all grocers . whs all right. against twins have within the pa-t eon in law—Chicago Post. Then she kissed him, »nd that few weeks been compelled to double was all right too. She had been the rate of the premium because o bn light up very strictly und had the sudden increase in the demand been taught that all d< btH should for policies, and of the surprising Io- paid with the utmost prompt- number of payments which the m ss, so that it was only natural companies have recently been called that sb- should return his kiss at Upon to make. The companies IJ once to avoid remaining in debt to whose present rate of inrurancis hi m. two per cent, comprise am >ng their A little later “he kissed him customers a large number of the again, ami that was di lierent. Be British nobilitv.among whom twins fore an<l during the honeymoon it were formorly almost unknown, a j would haye been till right, but KEY’S CREAM BALM i® a positive cure. double birth being considered as App’y into the nostrils. It is quickly absorbed. 60 there had come to lie a degree of bad form, plebleian and distinctly at DrnzffiBta or by mail ; samples 10c. by mail. ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren SU« New York City. monotony about fiye-minute wifely vulgar The change is ascribed in ... OREGON kisses never experience <1 before the old world to the advent of the marriage. ('onse<|uently he was American girl. Shopld the Buch I d< “peíate whi n lie got the fifth kiss Co aim di i us, Cotiv nient. Cheap ess of Marlborough give birth t> ’ and she put her arms around his I twins the elder becomes at once the I neck and asked: heir to all the property ami h mors, I "Am I the first woman you ever to the iiuiiicou « titles, English as Caveat*, and Trade-5’• Inert. and all Pat- k issed ’ ent business conduutv oder'we I ees. well as foreign, to the hereditary , Our Oittce is Oppos» * u. S. P ’tent Office, lie had answered that Question md we ,-.n -c< ure patent in let*® time than those pensions of |20,(MM) a year, and to •emote from Washinino .. Frihic-viUj—Bums Stage Comp’xv six or seven hundred times before, bend mod 1. drawing or photo., with deterip- i the magnificent palace and estate .i i-v. if i item ible or not, fr««» <>f so there was no particular novelty barge. Our fee not due till patent is secured. J of Blenheim, whereas the younger, A P mn det. “llow to Obtain Patents.” with about it, but lie felt HOW that it u iib ♦ : u iua> clients in your Htate, county, or who has perhaps arrived only., a Unm, sent free. Add re'G Stage 'eaves Burns c erev Monday and 1 hursdav. was about time to give Ins lon- j minute or so after his brother, has ■cienei' a little I’onsideration Any » Opposite Patent Office. WwShir.otcn, 0. C nothing to which l.e can look for i i-^’Good Aceomodatrons. one of his previous answers would I ward, save a mere pittance of per hay.1 ruined (irorge Washington’s haps .-.'¡(I'M» per annum and the F are to P rineville $10.00. famous cherry tree reputation, ami a A'm rtf XtriMn» purely courtesy title of "Lord” pre A _ Prof. XV. H. Peeke, u i he lelt that he could hot afford to : kes a specialty tf .Mini I’ll fixed to his Christian name, Ah lie more than six or seven hundred instance in point is that of th tilm s about i liltle matter like that present Earl of Dunham, of Jockey !’li< ri Ion lie i< plied eokllv Club famo By arriving in tl is U ® X Epilepsy, lias without "Not on your life!” I t trente l nn.l cur- world a couple of minutes prior to ■ • <1 more casec than any "(I* urge ' ' she cried, breaking ■ . Hvln in i hii ■ k V Buccess is ast. nishing. away Irom him, “do you <lare stand hi- youi tier brother, Fred, he se \\ c have hoard of case® • tiled to hints* If the inheritance < f thi n aid ti ll me — t he e.n I loin, a«* w- II as t he entailed "Now don't i excitid,” he in terp 'ed. "I ni i’hl as well square | ropertv, yielding an income oi BURNS OREGON. this thing with my coii'cieuc • I s-lOO.tKMi per \ ear, whereas E reti I has had to remain content with a now Ami bi 'iif.'s, \ m have no Keep constantly on hand a supply of tine Liquors and Lip?»s I I kick coming Y uiTe the only one . bcgg irlv allowance of $10.(10(1, ami tie of hi® absolute cure, free to anv sufferer® who may tend their P. O. and Express addrtss. the common prefix of 'Mr.' to his Olli ot the I 2 (hat ever got such a -----THEY HAIE ALSO— Proi.W. H. FE£ xl £, F, 1)., 4 Cedar ft., HewYorh 1 name —\\ cleome. breach- if p .>mi' • in >h on me that A Fins M02TACTZ BiUi r ELY'S PINE0LA BALSAM is a Bure Remedy I was afraid bitry to oreak the eu for cough!», co»d», wore throat and for aethina. It W ish. soothe®, quickly gagcinent, and you're playing tn abate® the cough, and renders expect* pretty g,,,,d luck nt that.” "My poor friend, you have l ut a oratiou easy. 1 hen iie < u -k eil his hat on one tew hours to liV< Consumptives s.ilil the kind •ide and started for the door with will invariably derive TT- r, old doctor at the bedside of the td- benefit from it® use. i- \ > -V e T‘ - ‘ ‘I t- • ' f/4 . .. L . J L'i ’ the air of a man w ho feels that he itor of the liuralville Haz* o "Is Many vho aupj <>t»e their cam ® to be con« Have SoIJ T» *' u *>«« ie ) chi Fer Fiiniptiou are ouly has won a great x ictorr, lilit tie ver there any last rtqmsl x ou wish to »art'n.j thr> -1 »ec?Z .«• ;•» Wc ■ Vie l i test suffering from a I chronic cold or d- ep thins- til Ilk' It wise to go I to the eiìin c «..i.».: . - ap . ri;,a!. ' ;<> i a fre make — any direction you desire to .itit »rated cough, often t*' i ••Aiu.i i. n t .ati .ano y. [ « eiM.tl v.ay. aggravat'd by c.v club for t h ex - ning ranter .» h pa f .» Airent. to « v .: pp r«>r Lavo carried out alter vou are îarrh. F »r catarrh Kly’® C’rvam Ba m. Roth ?' l”,!1 '" ‘O’ i Bv iit’e. Hu vtn< ire ¡i e.iüint to u«e. Cream Ha m. N' "is. t-seal, tile i-iss or uaiaa^, ì m ’ bhippLi^. ’ ‘And. by the way,” he said. a a per ■ : l‘ ’ • a Ba «am. •**'. > Id by l>rngg -:®. gone No. 130. K ohi tv agon. WHOLESAL E PRICES FLY BRvl 56 Warren bu» >vw 5 urk* ’ T ii he paused in the dourw: tv, "that " 11 11 the for« man, ' said the dv spring V-ueons, S30tcS'5. Ousrantiwi ipi-stlon I. • f-ielish one No. 1 Farm 11.« : ; .. v ■ . . .. ‘ ‘ 1 ' »or Rena ing scribe feebly, “to do by ua as JOHN F. STRATTON’S ■' ’ - ">.$60,0 and yon Ki.uht t > break tdl F-BRATtD Ph ■ Teo t. -¿iusa-luo >»• we have dune t>\ others, and give PhadtGnS 1 ‘U u« the habii of «k it. ' BirminghamSteel Strings us as flattering an obituary notice HARNESS. are a lot mure ii t< r< sit din i -r u! Ti Vn.r Sh<l !>,. as his conscience will permit him come lioim* at t. ht is this to. R«4'.ie.«t film, too. to run it at * Hr Violin. Guitar. Mandolin. Banjo V/. D, PiJAI T, Secretary, F. Vou the last WOIUUII 1 rv er kissed i c*t Made. Extra l iated the top of the editorial column, RAM MARK WJrr« rj i to rust Send tor Catlg \ 'll loui'g married women all next to pure reading nutter, and JOHN F. STRATTON. make I lie m li.tnke ot concerning JupeMtr. Jfu< ./tfe.'urrr and VioirMi# ZVaier* also call attention to it in a local tm.H3.S15.M7 E. »th St., N.Y. yours, I\,' w ith the wrong - le of paragraph This a luxury which the <*er. mo’ » wc have never felt able to afford lie shut th« disw gently. feeting ter ourselves til'- now. bat we feel that he hail imp’- - «ed a V itluabh* that under the circumstance« it is le*. >n on her < hieago Post [ ■ '• t ... *2 • T"’" "• rfu! reme lf a pardonable exhibition t>f vanity . '• LoaaetBnàa | ■’■»llcr;:: . ;i ., , „ :r. ,. ’ ‘ _-L< io y K qji |»| oi , s . Nerrous- on our part—a man net« r dm« but * FNtX ■ ' ore-.-o, 'ynitklui'.*2, rat,T® l’rnn» < r eltner sex can-efl u wi, , u |. , , | r-'ire 'ire 't t"bacco. oplcm or »tira- I XX iti- ai>> I'a-shu'ti.il d< ■ . -i l O-: »1 peri. , s *«'"or Insani«». Can U carrtadlo •‘lice, y on know \t.d, bv the wav, Vnf-aSe- oft I ‘rl.eo ».rilIt.n;„aran Wlth a ordrr WC ... — .-s «t». A»l L.rii, p.u. « \.crre,,,n*i thè money, Hold bruii iVUSICAL MLRCHAE. usa. lup «Lowrapper. Audn-, .X fu » p ,'"'|l« sent senlsl Isn’t it odd. vet it is not a tnh kindly request the marble cutter K.rMW n Bures.or». t>, u. M. UoKT “"ruX'tau“0“*' utv to American motherhood, that to carve on our tombstone, ten.ath »o mint American girls who have tue cuatoruarv «talemvnt of the Wedded b ir. pean husbands have facta in the cas . in • I- g ■ 11 "We Are Here to Stax —Weicmue other« of t w ¿jIBwii IxsTKtAll \ ; Al •ave until *en r • »«s mr i * kimi > ia ikx’.isioii tor Ixi*^ix»t. rare in th« L-ocuUnxr urops. there ai:d di < » i vint? < ’<>ns< • i< ‘to • • a < 'han<‘<‘. Durkee’s Baking Powder. Colà, m. ROBT. IRVING, C.A.SNOW&CO. H W. W. JOHNSON, I COUGHS and COLDS I Il * m lus wife* father p*-r bojr- ♦•»'»'ft re mi.i*.-?. wh> I furiale M—1