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THE EXPRESSWAY IS NOT
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NUMBER, OSIN' TH' NEW DIRECT
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12 The Bulletin, Wednesday, December 11, 1963
Seasonal guessing game gets under way
whaf is it and what is it supposed to do
By Gay Pauley
UPI Sta.f Writer
NEW YORK (UPI) -Now
starts the seasonal guessing
game what is it and what is
it supgxsed to do?
' For instance. There is some
thing called the "something box"
for Christmas. It is described
by those who are selling it in
this, the age of off-beat gifts
for the person on your list who
has everything else, as some
thing that "works as well in
darkness as in light."
"While It blinks," the blurb
continues, "you'll discover, if
you are sleepy, it will keep you
awake. If you're an insomniac,
it will probably put you to
sleep. . .
"Try it on your desk. You'll
find people thinking you've got
a compact computer, a spy
system, signals from your con
flict of interests firms; maybe
you're a scientist."
The Board Meeting
"Try it on the table at the
board meeting and see what
happens. . .
"Let us warn you, that unless
you use an axe you can't turn
it off.
"Jt will keep on winking its
eight eyes in no recognizable
pattern and for no apparent
reason for nearly a year. Then
it's dead as a mackerel and you
can't get it fixed."
A spokesman for the New
York firm marketing t h e
"something box" said the thing
it is a rectangle weighing six
pounds is one of its best-selling
Christmas items.
"Not only are we getting or
ders by the thousands from the
United States," said a spokes
man, "but from all over the
world." Asked if the box were
supposed to do anything besides
sit there and blink, he added,
"absolutely nothing."
The box arrives at your house
already operating: the only way
to get rid of it other than
chopping it up with an axe is
to "turn it against the wall in
an unused closet." "Or," as the
store suggested, "give it to
some fellow who has no sense
of humor."
As usual, each Christmas
shopping season produces an
assortment of off-beat gifts.
This year, the number seems
greater than usual.
There is the dilemma dis
pensera transistorized, battery
operated gadget to be turned
on at will. "Dial your problem,
throw away apprehension,
watch the lights, and presto!
Your decision is made for you,'
said its marketers. .
Party Fun
For those who want to have
some fun at parties or are just
lonesome enough to want to
hear themselves talk, there
is the bird with all the colors
of a parrot or macaw. The bird
is stuffed with a tape recorder
controlled by a couple of but
tons. "Sav what you will," its pro
motion reads, "this fellow will
repeat after you and when it
does, its glass eyes light up in
a bloodshot malevolent gleam."
Shopping the stores and tne
S r I rsTkimii v rnure r
jngp Ewnuini imuua ror
ALL LP
RECORDS
IN STOCK
(Including Christ
mas Records)
REDUCED!
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ECONOMY DRUGS 1
916 Wall Ph. 382-6162
i
catalogs reveals that you can
buy a kit for making your own
"antiques"; one to build your
own grandfather s clock.
Toll Taken Horror
Buy a fidget stone of jade to
rub in moments of tension: a
pistol that shoots coins into toll
gate baskets; a pistol swizzle
stick, batterv operated which
goes into mixing action when
the trigger is pulled;
A kit of five tubes of tooth
nastp non-alcoholic in content
but flavored to taste like mar
tini, brandy, orange curacao,
rum or eggnog brandy;
An niitnmnHp tip nresser! fur
seal eyelashes; a stapler with
its supply ot a.uuu siapies pacK
aged in florentine silver-plated
case;
AnH mfm'c hanrfkprrhipfs ner
manently imprinted with bright
red iipsucK Kisses.
Chemical test
contract set
PORTLAND (UPI)-A chemi
cal said to have possibilities in
the field of medicine will be
tested under a contract an
nounced Tuesday by the State
Board of Higher Education ana
Crown-Zellerbach Corp.
The University of Oregon
Medical School already has
been testing the drug, which is
called dimethyl sulfoxide, or
DMSO.
It is a solvent developed at
Crown - Zellerbach s chemical
laboratory at Camas, Wash.,
and is a by product of wood.
The medical school, in a cau
tous statement, said tests done
with animals showed the chemi
cal could possibly be used as
an agent to transport medica
tion in the human body.
DMSO also shows promise, it
was reported, of being usetul in
preservation of blood,' bone mar
row and eye corneas and in the
field of transplanting human organs.
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1-Legal Notice
PUBLIC HEARING
In accordance with the pro
visions of Citv of Bend Ordi
nance No. NS-546. the Zoning
Ordinance of the City of Bend,
a public hearing will be held by
the Bend City Planning Com.
mission on the 30th day of De
cember, 1963. at 7:30 p.m., in
the City Commission Room ot
the City Hall, in Bend, Oregon,
for the purpose ot allowing per
sons to be heard on the follow
ing proposed amendment to the
Zoning Ordinance:
To change the present zone
classifications of the following
areas to R-4 Residential Dis
tinct :
Beginning at the intersection
of the east bank of the Des
chutes River with the south
boundary of Block Sixteen
(16, First Addition to Aubrey
Heights; thence easterly along
the south boundary of Blocks
Sixteen 116), Nineteen U9
and Twenty (20) of the First
Addition to Aubrey Heights
extended to Hill Street;
thence easterly along Quimby
Avenue to Division Street;
thence northerly along Divi.
sion Street to an intersection
with the alley in Block Ten
(101, Lytle Addition; thence
easterly along said alley to
the intersection with the alley
running northerly through
Block Ten (10). Lytle Addi
tion; thence northerly along
said allev through Blocks Ten
(10i, Eleven (ID, and Twelve
(121 to Thurston Avenue;
thence westerly along Thurs
ton Avenue to Lakeside Place;
thence westerly along the
northerly boundary of Block
Fiftv-four (54), First Addition
to Riverside to the east bank
of the Deschutes River;
thence sou'Westerly along
said east ! k of the Des
chutes Riwr to the point of
beginning.
JULIA S. JOHNSON,
Recorder of the City of
Bend
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G-Masonic Notices
BEND LODGE NO. 139 AF5.-AM
Thurs., Dec. 12, 8 p.m.
Election of officers
Honoring Past Masters
Fri , Dec. 13, 7:30 p.m.
EA Deg. D. Y. Wilson,
W.M.
d-Special Notices
ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS
For information call 382-4780,
or Redmond 548-3606.
O'DAY'S SCRAP YARD at 1307
E. Third wiU be closed until
further notice.
HAVE Santa Claus visit your
home, 382-5603.
I WILL not be responsible for
any debts other than my own.
Leonard J. Brown.
I WILL not be responsible for
bills other than my own. Mrs.
Ida L. Hoover.
BEND GARDEN CLUB Food
Sale. Holiday gifts, wreaths,
all makes. Home made bread.
At American Music Co., 929
Wall Street, December 13 and
December 14.
10-Lost & Found
LOST SET of keys on two key
chain:, fastened together, Mon
day, December 4 in Bend. If
found take to Bend Police
Department.
LOST AT Tower Theatre,
child's blue coat, 382-1937.
LOST: Whitnface calf in vicin.
ity of Trap Club. Reward. 382-4694.
LOST: Parakeet, chartreuse &
yellow. Reward. 382-3647. In
vicinity of 1117 Milwaukee.
14-Moving, Trkng, Storage
SAVE 50 OR MORE
Rent New Moving Vans From
Avis. We Furnish Everything,
But The Driver
AVIS RENT-A-TRUCK SYSTEM
Bend 382-2151
I8-Help Wanted Male
PLANERMAN APPRENTICE.
Upper Willamette Valley mill
seeking man to learn planer
man's trade. Some planer ex
perience renuircd. Wage de
pendent upon l;-;nniiio pro
gress. Write care The Bulletin
Box I206B.
20-Service Directory
ELECTRIC HEATING
Complete electric heating serv
ice. Installation and repairs.
Any make electric heater.
BILL'S ELECTRIC
942 Hill St. 382-2821
STANLEY HOME PRODUCTS
Marilvn Bull 382-0268
BULLDOZING
382-2149
HOME APPLIANCE
REPAIR
Large or Small
All work guaranteed.
636 W. Deschutes
548-3320 Redmond
INVISIBLE REWEAV I N G .
Have those burnt holes and
tears rvwoven at Bev's Re
weaving. nevi to Tom Tom
Motel. 382-11)18.
PAINTING: Kitchen $40, Living
Room S40. Bedroom $35, Bath
$18. Exterior Painting. Also
Comercial.
HARPER 382-4692
ORIGINALLY Designed, hand
tailored clothing and luxury
gilts in fine fabrics and leath
er. Jean Knudsen, 382-3396 eve.
tunes.
JANITOR SERVICE. Floors,
wans, winnows, and general
cleaning. Satisfaction guaran
teed. Bud's Cleaning Service,
382-2780 or 382-1920.
tURNITURE REFINISHING
Work euaranteed. 548-2511
MUSSON'S REFINISHING
MIKE'S ELECTRIC
REPAIRS: Washer, dryer, freez
er, relers. water heaters, furn
aces. ALL MAKES. 382-5312.
PAINTING DONE. Reasonable
rates Anderson 382-2043.
LADIES Alterations and riress-
"'oivniti. r.xppnencea. Mr I
WORLD BOOK Child Craft
gin lor the Fam v
382-5179 Evelyn Dark
Wallboard heetrocki finishing
Hanging and finishing of gvpsum
and wallboard
GEORGE NETTA-BEND
Phone 382-5279-if no answer cal!
after 3:00 p.m.
TV & RADIO riEPAIR '
.SeS.",';' Cai' Oniy $3 50
Jim s TV ir "ce 382-3027
lo.c?0 ironing. reasonable,
362-4460,
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