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THE KCXD nUTiLliny, RKXP, OllE., WEDNESDAY, OCrOIIER t, 1010.
I'AQE 9.
HIS TWO TENSE MOMENTS.
On a Ninth Inning Crlili, the Other a
Dinner Table Climax.
I heard a prominent Catnbrldm mnn
4tpll of tbo two most tense moments of
ins we. uut iuo tension m each caso
was different.
"I doubt If I ever shall forget cither
occasion," ho snltl reflectively. "They
wero big moments.
"Tho first wns when I was In col
lego. I wns cnptnln of the baseball
team that year. Wo cauio to the end of
tlio ninth. Wo needed one run to tlo
the score and nnother to win the game
Two men were down atiK two on the
narks when I cnuie to bat And for
once In my career I did It. 1 lined out
a three bagger right over the railroad
track. When I felt It go-well, that
nils ono occasion.
"And tho other." He chuckled, but
a slow flush crept over his cheeks. "It
was thirty years ago, soon after 1 left
college. 1 went over to see n girl I
thought was pretty nice nud to meet
her folks tor the first time. I went on
Sunday. All the men crc away.
And they had duck for dinner." Uo
stopped. "Ever carve a duck?" be
asked meaningly. ".No. neither had I
before. Nor have 1 since." UIs flush
deepened. "1 never oven went to see
that girl ngnln," lie added plaintively
Boston Journal.
BONEHEAD BASEBALL
One Curloui Break That Even th'e Um
pire Did Nat Notice.
Baseball s champion foolish play was
mado In a gatuo between Washington
and the White Soi In 1007. In that
battlo Larry Schlafiy was captain of
tho Washington and also played sec
ond base.
At the end of nn early Inning Schlafiy
vent out to telephone or buy n goat or
something nnd wns delayed so long
that tho Senators had three men put
out before his return.
Tho Sox cam trotting In for their
turn at Lmt Washington tool: the field.
t It U only eight men nnd nobody on
ei-uim, aim iuc gnuio went on Hint
way till I'lelder Jones hit one straight
across second. Then, nud not till then,
was It discovered that there was no
body on second base.
Incredible as It may seem, nineteen
men seventeen players nnd two umpires-had
started tho half Inning In
this fashion and not ono of them got
Mlso till Jones' hit shot over the
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this down to n pint, cooking slowly for
nbout two hours. Then strain while
hot nnd ndd a sufficient quantity of
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Jetlyfiih.
The bay of Naples abounds in me
dtis.to, or Jellyfish, often growing as
large as two feet In diameter nnd
weighing fifty nnd sixty pouuds. Some
of them shine at night with a greenish
light and are known as "noctlluca"
(ulght lanterns) by the natives.
empty station.
Schlafiy reappeared at this Juncture,
and the umpires decided that tho hit
was illegal when made with only eight
men In the field. Jones had to go back
and bat over. New York Sun.
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Calamities of Authors.
ITomer was n beggar; Plnutus turned
a tnlllj Terence wns n slnve: Cervnntes.
tho author of "Don Quixote," died of
hunger; Bncon lived n Hfo of menn
ness nnd dlstres: Italelgh died on the
scaffold; Spenser, the charming, died In
want; the death of Collins was through
neglect, first causing mental derange
ment; Milton sold his copyright of
"Paradise Lost" for 15; Drydcn died
In poverty and distress; Otway died
premnturcly nnd through hunger; I.ee
died In tho gutter; Steclo lived n life
of perfect wariar" with bailiffs; Gold
smith's "Vicar of Wakefield" wns sold
for a trlflo to save him from tho grip
of law; Snvago died In prison nt Bris
tol, where he was confined for n debt
of 8; Bugler lived n ilfu of penury and
died poor; Chattcrton, tho child of
genius and misfortune, destroyed him
Naming the Gerrymander.
The gerrymander wns christened In
1813, although It must have been In op
eration long before that A stanch old
Federalist, Governor Elbrldgo Gerry,
controlled through his legislature tho
redisricting of Massachusetts under
tho census of 1810. In tho ofilco of
Benjamin Itusscll, nn ardent Repub
lican editor, hung n map of tho state
ns nowly subdivided by Gerry and bis
men, Gilbert Stunrt'a ready pencil
whimsically added to tho outlines of a
grotesque district the wings and tall of
a dragon.
"Hal" ho said when ho had finished.
"How's that for a salamander"
Tho Itepubllcan Itusscll growled.
"Better call It n gerrymander." And
American KlltIclans have taken his
advice. .
Barley Water.
Sometimes the doctor orders barley
or oatmeal water for baby. When such
Is the enso prcparo as follows:
Add two tablcspoonfuls of washed
pearl barley or of oatmeal, ns tho case
may be, to a quart of cold water. Boll
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GILBERT-DOBHYFIGHT DRAW
Mux Martin Out WrcMles Millers nt
Prlncillle Saturday Night
Fred Gilbert, of Bend, boxed Jack
Dobry, of PrlncvJllc, ten rounds to
r. draw decision at Prlnovllls last
Saturday night. Mnx Martin, of
Bond. COt two falls to Prod HlUnm
one In the wrestling bout which fol
lowed.
Tho fight wna fast end full nf
pep, nnd tiie draw decision mpt een-
orni approval, for whllo Gilbert
seemed the cleverer of tho two his
slightly stronger onnoacnt did much
of tho leading. In tho wtestllng
.Martin cot the first nnd third fall.
and tho Canadian man downed tho
Bonder In flvo minutes, tho second
go, with n too hold.
Tho matches wore scheduled to
start at "eight o'clock promptly; no
waits." After tho crowd wts about
half frozen, tho first round got un
der wr.y after nlno thirty. Local
sport fans hopo that when Prlno
vlllo pulls a light card again tho
nifnagers will set their clocka
ahead.
Nti More Backache for' Her.
Mrs, J. M. Gasklll, Etna Green,
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bnckacho nnd sharp pains. I could
not stoop over. Foley Kidney Pills
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BOUNDARY LINES.
Mostly Straight In Our Land, Crooked
and Illogical Abroad.
Most United States boundaries are
straight lines, nnd the majority of
thrso lines nro duo north and south or
east and west. Whero tho lines nro
not straight they aro nearly always
established either by river or by
mountain ridges. It Is very sjutplo to
kiiuw iviiere ono siaic cutis mm an
other begins.
In Europe, on the contrary, nearly
all boundaries nro established by
crooked nnd usually Illogical lines. Tho
frontiers wind about llko foolish cow
pntbs. Tho more Important Hues aro
definitely established, for they nro too
Important to bo left In doubt. But on
soma of the dividing lines guessing be
comes a lino nrt.
Tho arbitrariness of European bound
arlcs Is largely n relic of tho old un
scientific centuries. But even In this
highly scientific century, when new
lines nro to bo laid out, they follow
tho old meandering custom. After the
Balkan wars tho now boundaries wcro
Axed ns they were MX) years ago, whol
ly without regiird to geometry or sim
plicity. Tho contrast Is a minor indication of
n fundamental difference. Tho new
world Is inoro huslncHslIko thnn the
old. It goes moro directly to the point.
It docs practical things In a more
Some cigarettes may be mild,
but they don't satisfy.
BUT Chesterfields satisfy, yet they're mild!
This is a new kind of enjoyment for a cigarette
to give. It is something that no cigarette, except
Chesterfields can give you, regardless of price.
Why?
Because no cigarette maker can copy, the
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20 for 10c
. and yet they're MILD
prnctlcnl way. A straight lino Is moro
practical than a curl or an nrnbesrjuo.
And so the United Stntes Is strong for
straight llnes.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Saved by a Dream.
A farmer living at Lapford, Euglaud,
dreamed thrlco In succession that ho
saw a pit dug In ono of his fields nnd
somo of his property cast Into IL At
tho third tlmo of drenmlng ho got up,
dressed and went out. Ho hcnnl tho
thud of a spado and caught sight of a
man digging by lantern light. The
digger fled at his npproach. It was a
grave, upon which ho had been at work.
By tts brink lny n huge knife. On his
way back tho farmer met ono of his
maidservants. Sho had had a quarrel
with tho man to whom sho had been
engaged, sho said, but he had prevailed
upon her to meet him for tho last tlmo
at 2 o'clock that morning, when ho had
something to show her. "This Is what
ho lind to show you," said tho farmer,
leading her to tho grave. London Tat
ler. Pretty Poor Pilot.
"I nas out with Unison In his auto
inablle tho other evening," said tho fnt
plumber to his friend the thin car
penter.
"Didn't know ho had ono."
"Yes; ho bought ono secondhand."
"Did you have u good rldoj"
"I nearly lost a year's growth."
"Speed fiend 1"
"No, but he can't guide tho thing
straight."
"Poor at tho wheel, eh?"
"Poor at tho wheel? Why, man alive,
Umson couldn't steer a street car."
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Don't Bo Cnvloue.
Crush all envy out of your heart. Tho
envious person Is In pain upon nit oc
casions which ought to give him pleas
ure. Tho relish of his life Is lost, nnd
tho objects which administer tho high
est satisfaction to thosn who aro er
empt from this passion glvo the quick
est pangs tn persons who nro subject
to It. All the pxrfectlons of their fel
low crentures nro odious. Don't lxt
envious.
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Every man should keep fit thcao
dnyu and mnku tho most of hlii op
portunities. No man ran work liln
best hnn'dlcappod with dlsordnrod
kidneys nnd bladder, netting back,
uwullen Joints, ntlff nmcclcn or
rhoumntlc pains. Foloy Kidney Pllla
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