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THE MEND DVUJ-niK, BEND, ORE., WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1010.
The Bend Bulletin
(Published Every Wednesday.)
BfCND, OREGON
GEORGE PALMER PUTNAM
' Publisher
ROIJERT W. SAWYER
Editor-Manager.
FRED A. WOEI.KLEN
Associate Editor.
An Independent newspaper stand
ing for the square denl, clean busi
ness, clean politics and the best In
terests of Jlwid and Central Oregon.
" TriTmTi i n"i i" 'irrn n y
:j Editorial Comments J
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'Jbo Democrats continue to Ignoro
Mr. Hughes' speeches to the extent
that all they do Is to sputter and gasp.
One Year U-GO
Six Months 75
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WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 27, 191C.
Let It be conceded there nro rcnlly
strong grounds for tbo uVnlon that
President Wilson way carry Texas
next November. If these Indications
aro taken at their full worth some en
thusiasts will soon b'c going out to bet
time tho tide will sweep on until Mis
sissippi and Alabama arc also enrolled
In tho Democratic column.
Many big Democrats willing and
ready to speak for WHson'aro careful
that their money shall not say any
thing on his side.
President Wilson Fays he Is utterly
Indifferent ns to his re-election. Per
haps that explains a good many things
nobody hns hcretoforo been able to
understand.
"Help mo, Casslus. or I slnkl"
"Casslus" read "congress."
For
FAKE SHOWS AND FAIIIS.
A recent editorial In the Pacific
J,lvo Stock Reporter so thoroughly
xpressen our views concerning agri
cultural falr and tho bally-hoo busi
ness that we reprint It In full ns fol
lows: "Cheap hurdy-gurdy shows and
games of chance, which wo Ilnd at
tho usual County fulr, servo no pur
pose whatever and should bo elim
inated. In the average agricultural
brill vou will find line exhibits of
furm products, and the work of thu
children of the county; tho barns
contain a godly showing of well-bred
live stock worthy of the closest study,
(liven a crowd of fiOQO people, 4500
of them will be congregated nrouud
a "duck pond" trying to throw three
bulls In a tin bucket, In thu hopes
of securing n poor duck for which
they have no use. Other people will
be throwing at nigger hablcH or try
ing to ring a cheap 10-cent knife.
The people really do not euro to do
those things, hut aro swayed by thu
"ballyhoo" of thu fakers In charge.
Thi'KO fake concessions have no more
right at a Counly fair than thu cheap
"Wild West", fieuturu and sooner or
later will put out of business uny
agricultural association that toler
ates them. We are trying to conduct
our fairs along educational IIiioh.
What sort of Ideals will our sons
and daughters have who attend (he
fair whose main object seems to bo
to furnish questionable forms of
umuMtmcnts. Hiiuh u boy mnUu any
better farmer for having wnttimd n
man bulldog a steer or pirhups Ureal,
his neck by a sharp throw? Soonor
or later thinking people are going lo
get up In iirmi nguinst such dulngii
.Hid the sooner they do thu bo'.tur it
will be for the on-coming geiior.iticu
Tho notion seems to bo that ths
Democratic national chairman Is claim
ing moro than he will get, but not any
tnoro than bo will need.
As further evidence that be Is warm
hearted and Intensely human, Mr.
llugbcs Ukcs apple pic.
No man Is going to bo elected or re
elected to high oOlco by rotes gained
from states' rights declarations this
late In tho game. Tho states' rights
question was sttled some fifty years
ago to tho evident satisfaction of n
considerable majority. Kansas City
Star.
"Adequate preparedness Is not mili
tarism. It Is tbe cfcccntlal acsuranco
of security. It Is a necessary safe
guard of peace." Candldato Hughes
has left nothing to be said on this
subject Ho has snuffed out counter
argument at the very outset.
"Aro we Americans a nation of
bunglers?" asks tbo New York Sun.
It would be very harsh to answer this
In tho afllrmatlvo and, anyway, wc
elect n Democratic prcaldcnt only ev
ery ouco In a while.
Charles II Hughes cannot get so for
arvay from Washington that tho men
In charge of tbo chariot of government
thcro do nut feel tho Jolting of his
criticisms. In fact tbo Democratic
leaders at tho capital city show symp
toms, of seasickness from tbo way In
which the ex-Justice of tbo supremo
court has shaken tbc-m up. Mr. llugbcs
Is pursuing tho only proper method,
which Is first to take tho dcadwood
out of tbo way so tbat tho path to
righteous and propitious government
may be mado clear.
BEST MAM AT A WEDDING.
Tim. Wit When H Utd to Assist In
Abducting the Drida.
Do you know why tho bridegroom's
attendant at the wedding la called
"best man" and how lie happens to be
such nn Important factor at n society
wedding? He Is supposed to look nfter
tbo ushers, tlie carriage, tbo wedding
ring und a host of other things tbat
tho fortunate lover could not be ex
pected to concern himself with at such
a time. Uut there was a period In the
history of tho bumnn family when tbe
best mil n bad other duties than these
to perform. It was when there was no
church ceremony and when primitive
people bad come to tbe conclusion that
marrlnge within tbo tribe was not good
for the race. Then It beenmo tho fash
ion for the young man of marriageable
age to go forth In quest of a bride, tbe
daughter of somo neighboring tribe.
Perhaps the girls were not entirely
unwilling to be captured, but no girl,
cither nuclcut or modern, would admit
for n moment that she bad wandered
awoy from the protection of her male
relatives for tbe nctunl purpose of be
ing abducted. Even If tbcro was no
brother at band tbo girl was likely to
put up a game Hgni, und tbo prospec
tive bridegroom bad need of tbo assist
ance of n strong muscled friend to aid
blm In subduing her. There was very
llltlo to the ceremony once the girl bad
been 'taken to Iho borne of her future
lord, but tbe "best man" wag always a
honored guest In her home, especially
If tbo marriage turned out well. In
many mountainous parts of tbe clvl
lled world wbcro old customs obtain
tbo "best man" still pretends to assist
In abducting tho bride. St. Louis
Globe-Democrat
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MUNSING WEAR is the Weal Underwear
For Every Season. Our Stock is Now Complete. Moke Your Selections Early
Eysi of a Giraffe.
No matter from what direction you
may approach the giraffe, tho top heavy
looking animal Is suro to discover you.
It has been called the original "rubber
neck." It Is not generally known that
nature, because of tbo height ofltsc.tcs
from the ground, has supplied It with a
talent peculiarly Its own for making
observations. As a matter of fact, a
giraffe can seo In nil directions nt the
samo tlmo without moving Its bead.
Tho eyes aro largo and prominent and
so placed at tbo side of tho head that,
bulging out as they do. they nro capablo
of seeing backward as well as forward.
THE NORMAL riC'HOOU
I'nb-HH It w(u located In llend we
miimit Imagine n better location for
an eastern Oregon normal school
thnu at 'Pendleton, where it Ik pro
pound to be locuted. That city con
tains an aggressive, nctlvo and enter
prising lot of citizens and undoubt
edly has, also, the Decennary num
ber of school children to provide
classes for the teachers. Its beat
recommendation, however, Is that
given by .Superintendent Churchill.
He Is our chosen school authority and
If he miH Pendleton Is tho place his
won! should go u long way.
'J Oiiu feature of tho Pendleton bill
wo fiftllko, that Is, tho one purporting
to legalize tho location of various
statu Institutions. That has nothing
to do with it normal school or Its lo
cation and can only have been put In
tbe bill for tho purpose o( catching
the voles for the school of those who
thought tbat some grave error was
thereby righted. It Is only a trick
and wholly unworthy of a community
of HpoT(slncn, us those who run the
Hound-up must be. Somuone should
be ashamed of himself.
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NEUTRALITY
OF PONTIUS
PILATE
Hut ns soon as the need for
deeds aroso Mr. Wilson forgot
nil about "thu principle bo held
dear." Ho promptly announced
that vu shuiild bo "neutral In
fact as well as In name. In
thought ns well ns In action,"
between tbo small, weak, unof
fending nation and the large,
strong nation wbl b was rob
Ing It of Us sovereignty and In
dependence. Such neutrality has 4
been compared to tbo neutrality 4-
of Pontius Pilate, This Is tin
Just to Pontius Pilate, who nt
least gently urged moderation
on tho wrongdoer. I'mm tho
speech of Colonel Theodore
Itoosevclt, delivered at Lewis,
ton, Me., In behalf of Charles II
Hughes.
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A Marvel of Chemistry.
One of tbe most marvelous things Is
tho burning of a Jet of hydrogen gas In
liquid nlr. Tbo smoke tbat arises from
tbo combustion floats off In tbo nlr as
puro snowt a fl. mo burning brilliantly
In the midst of a liquid, with snow
given off for smoke!
Unwlttlnoly Kind.
Cholly Ayres-Ycs, since tbo Parkers
lost their money I have stopped calling
there. Mlsg Ktcn That Is very kind
of you. It ought to cheer tbcm up a
whole lot Iloltlmorc Sun.
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Women's and Child
ren's Munsingwear
Wonen's pants and vests, medium
worsted-faced fabrics, all en
sizes , Jut
Women's pants and vests, medium
weight wool fabric, all CI tfl
sizes 4I.J
Women's pants and vests, white
light weight wool fabric, M Af
all sizes . J) I .UU
Women's pants and vests, ribbed
mixed wool and cotton, tfl Cfl
natural white, all sizes... y ""
Women's Union Suits, medium
light weight cotton, suit d-j fin
Women's Union Suits, fine combed
Egyptian cotton, nil sizes t or
Women's fine soft-fleeced worsted
Union Suits, all sizes d-o rn
Women's silk and wool Union
Suits, all sizes d-o rn
Children's pants and vests, heavy
white fleeced cotton, sizes tr.
i to4 years, special "Jt
Children's pants and vests, medium
weight worsted, 3 to 14 or,,
years COL
Children's fleeced cotton Union
Suits, natural white 50c CI AA
Men's and Boys'
Munsingwear
Men's Fleeced Cotton Union Suits,
medium weight, 34 to 50, tf-j nn
special, suit ? "U
Men's fine combed Egyptian Union
Suits, medium heavy or dj rn
fleeced, suit 4j1.JV
Men's worsted yarn Union Suits,
steam shrunk, light and fa r'n
medium weights, suit $C.JJ
Men's soft worsted yarn Union
Suits, medium weight, a- d-o nn
tural grey, suit -flO-lIU
Men's medium weight fine white
cotton Union Suits, all Cn r-n
styles and prices, suit fJ1"
Men's fine Australian wool Union
Suitssteam shrunk, winter tj ajj
weight, suit 4J.W
Men's fine Australian wool, extra
heavy weight Union Suits, &r nn
all sizes, suit JJ.UU
Boys' cotton-fleeced medium weight
Union Suits, silver gray, 6 ret
to 14 years, suit . Jut
Boys' heavy cotton-fleeced Union
Suits, cream, white, 6 to 64 nn
14 years, suit ,J) I .UU
Boys' wool Union Suits, priced per
"'A?!:?..1!:::.:::::::: $1.50
R. M. Smith Clothing Co.
Fastest Growing Store in Oregon
MILS. IIK.VJAM1N HOIKJES DIKS.
Word was received in Hcnd this
week telling of the death of Mrs.
IlenJamln Hodges who has been In a
hospital nt Salt-m for sometime. Tho
funral was held Tuesday and the In
terment .made In the Ilivervlew cem
etery In Portland,
Good tmpuliee.
A mere good Impulse that does not
result In good works Is rather worso
than useless, for If not carried out In
deed It has n reaction lustcad of an
action ns Its outcome.
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napplucss nt least Is not solitary.
It Joys to communicate: It loves others,
for It depends on them for lis existence.
Mr. Home Ilullder seo that your
houBe Is plastered with Gosncy's
sand. Adv. tfc
Co
street.
FOIt KIIKSII K18II.
to Hcnd Klsh Market,
Adv.
Pond
30tfc
VOCAL MUHIO.
Mrs. Franklin-Thordarson will bo
pleased to meet thoso desiring to take,
lessons In vocal music. River Ter
race Adv.
NOTICK.
All persons arc w-arned against
permitting water from hoso sprays
or any other source to fall or run
onto sidewalks.
L. A. W. 'NIXON.
30-31c adv. . Chief 6f Police.
According to tho present Issue of
the Itediuoud Spokesman, a tax pay
ors' lengue U noon to be formed to
Imiulro Inlo ulleged Instances of reck.
1mh expenditure ou the part of our
county uttlclals, A branch of thu
Ip.tguo Is to bo formed In every vot
ing precinct and n central orgunltu
tlun will direct. This U a good movo
und 0110 that should Interest every
voter in tho county. We nro not
familiar with tho details of any Im
proper expenditure, but If there are,
such tltoy should bo uncovered und
proper methods Installed. Wo are
sure that when tho plans for tho or
ganisation aro mado known there
will bo a genorul deslro to assist from
tho voting precincts of this vicinity.
Ator tjcoug tho Tunialo fair one
w under f ,thq body which bu charge
of tbo project la not mUnamod. Tho
project la hardly desert land any
more.
Tho president gets up early during
the hot spell, and thcro ore somo who
think bo may have to continue, the
practlco until November If tbat man
Hughes continues to bo so uudlgnl
tied. Pittsburgh Dispatch.
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WILSON'S IdNOBLE, UN8UC
CE83FUL LITTLE WARS.
President Wilton took Vera
Crut In 1914, i we were offTclnl
ly Informed at the time, to ot
a salute for the flo and to pre
vent the shipment of arm. Into
Mexico, He did not get hie
lute. He did not prevent the
shipment of arms. Dut several
hundred men were killed or
wounded, and then he brouaht
the army home without achlev
Ing either objeot. President
Wilton sent an army Into Mex
ico In 1916, as we were Informed
t the time, to get Villa "dead
or alive." They did not get him
dead. They did not get him
alive. Again several hundred
men were killed and wounded.
Again President, Wilton Is bring
Ing the army home without
achlevlng.hlt object. Of course
It Is a mar play upon words
to say that these were not
"wars." They were war and
nothing else Ignoble, pointless,
unsuccessful little war, but
war. They cost millions of dol
lar and hundred of lives,
squandered to no purpose. They
accomplished nothing, but they
were war. Prom th Speech of
Colonel Theodore Roo.evslt, De
livered at Lewltton, Me-, In Be
half of Charles E. Hughe.
WILSON Cl.l'll FOItMI-.l.
Tho Woodrow Wilson club, of
Itend was organized Monday evening
nt tbe Commercial club rooms with a
signed up membership of -fit) Wilson
dovoteeB. The olllcers were; Jnme
A, l.'aHt.-s, president; W. L. Cobb,
vice-president: Henry 11. Ford; sec
retary; N. P. Smith, treasurer;
Membership, It. P. M Inter, chairman;
N. P Smith and W. It. Speck; Fi
nance. It. Q. lllnckwell, chairman. II,
H, Fox, A. 0. Allen, W. It. Speck and
It. M Smith; Membership and Fi
nance for the Ladles, Mr a. B. Rogers,
Mrs, Mary B. Bastos, Mrs. Jack Tan
so), Mrs. U II. CIcsh and .Mrs. Mar
tin B. Kenlleld. Meetings will
bo belt! every Monday evening at
7:30 o'clock In tho Commercial Club
rooms,
I.V TUB COUNTY (XiTKT OF TUB
STATB OF OKBGO.V FOIt CHOOK
COUNTY.
In the matter of the estuto of Jesse
L. Polish, Deceased.
.Notico is ticroity given that pur
suant to the Order of this Court
dated September 2.1th, 191C, tho un-
uen-igned win rrom and nfter October
2Sth, 1910, proceed to sell at private
sale for cash tho following described
real estate of said estate, to-vvlt:
NW4 of Section S, Township 18
South of Itnngo 111 B. W. M.
S. C. CALDWBLL,
as Administrator of the Bstnte of
Jesse L. Poush, deceased. 30-33c
TO HOLD BXAMINATION.
Tho United States Civil Service
commission announces that a male
stenographer and typewriter exami
nation will bo held In this city on
October 28, 1916, to fill existing va
cancies nnd vacancies aa they may oc
cur In tho position of male steno
grapher and typewriter, Flold Serv
ice. Application blank nnd Informa
tion may ho secured from tho local
secretary, board of civil scrvlco ex
aminers, at tho post ofllce, this city,
or tho secretary, Bloventh Civil ser
vice district, 303 Post OUlco building,
Seattle, Wash.
Little Brick
Restaurant
' Costs More,
But
It's Worth It
C. FINNEY, PropV.
FOR YOUR NEXT SUIT
See DICK lie Tailor
All Kinds of
CXBANINO AND PKF.SfiING
Phone Dlack 1481
Phono Red 101 for reserved seats
for Sunday dlnnor at Tbo Altamont.
Open 5:30 to 7 o'clock,
CHURCH NOTICBS.
Catholic
Masses an Sunday, 7:30 a. m. nnd
10 a. m. Mass on Saturday, S;30 a.
va., followed by religious instruction
for children.
Christian Science,
Christian Science services are
hold In Sathers hall every Sunday
morning at eleven o'clock.
lbiptlst.
Uaptlst church services on Oc
tober 1.
10 00 n. m --Illblo School.
1100 n. m. Communion Medita
tion. 7 30 p. m. Rally Day program by
the llibln school.
Annual church day will bo ob
served Wednesday, October 1. Sup
per ut 7 p. ni. nnd annual reports
nnd election of officers for the en
suing eur.
J. S. PBRINC5KR, Pastor.
POl'NDMASTER'S NOTICE.
NOTICB Is hereby given that tho
City of Ilend has taken up the fol
lowing described livestock to-wlt:
Ono Jersey colored heifer about three
yVtrs old, both horns broken 'off
two inches from head and turned
down. Ilrand half moon or scar on
left hip, and notch in right ear. In
case of failure to redeem the above
livestock by owner, said stock will be
sold on October 12 t 2 p. ro at the
city jail. Tho cost of redeeming said
stock will be $1 per head per day, In
addition to the actual expense of
keeping together with cost of this ad
vertisement and all other necessary
expenses.
X,. A. W. NIXON,
Chief of Police.
30-31c Bx-Officlo Poundmaster.
Phone Red 462
Vso Gosney's sand.
Adv.
It's llObt.-
tfc
Mellrlde Confectionery Store will
open about October 14 In O'Kano
Uulldlng. Adv. 29-32p.
POUTICAL CA1UXS.
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Vote for
H. H. Do ARMOND
Regular Republican nominee for
District Attorney
For Crook County Adv U J
FALL AND WINTER
HATS
of the finest quality
We shall enioy showing the ladies ol Bnd
our finut selection ol Fall and Winter Halt
Priced moderately. Each hst hat an iodi.
viduah'ty. The belt quality ol material wed.
We with to emphauzc that they are roodtf.
ately priced.
Mrs. M. L. Derstine
' On MmactoU Street. Near Wall
TO OUR PATRONS:
Horcncc . $.lvio
Instructor ant) Decorator
Fine SWonogram and Enamel
Work a specialty
Water Color Tlacc Cora's
Thinner, Dance 'Program, etc.
made to order
URJNG the next sixty-
days we will be rather
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unsettled on account
of making room for our
new building. We will,
however, serve you in the
best possible manner con
sidering tbe circumstances
The Cozy Restaurant
Mr. Nettie SlcTcatoo, Proprietor
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