flW' J.'' TAGK 4. THE ilKSlt nCM-ETTX, I1EXD. OHE, AVEDXESDAY, AVGCST 2. 1010. " Iff BEGIN WORK BY NEXT SPRING STRAHORN HOPES THIS WILL BE POSSIBLE BOOTH AS HAMLET. Itllreal IMMfr Mt SHter Lle find PrMKte--. SrtWaeSwry AH ItlgMt Wy !-a. h Tke vi cinity ssi so. Hrs Sta; Bus rt Wat Ui by Bh Fechttr and Mswnt-SjH. Like ai: ai vef e tk fott C-y win Dottb. wat frejaentJy tke rtctia of ratlfcloot detra-tym. He was a caed of faruiins otker actor, at 6nt bk fatk. tkea tke tragedUa Feebler and etkers. ' Peefcter was at that time very W Ur la E;kal aa.1 m (Ms cooatry H" see called ett tke yowaaer atr sl1 uU with kratal frenkaoM. 'I fc' them car J" Imitate air b ' -J 1 aa sate? to watck yoa Hae a hawk. " It mwet have teea maker trying t atay to tkk rival gtarfac ooBepVo-x-a ' kaaa a Mas box. M it UN two' n (aw of ike perform oe Fecbter ' back to My that the chars woa qui: ELECTING A PRESIDENT Mr. tamtr '"' etpwiw't rvwi a aiebt vff ai. 1 vest to Ma fCi ler. ami be waa satoostbed imi. Oenaaa actor 1 .owta tk zk 15j Monroe Triumphed Over Rufus King In 1816. MOMROi IgUlvor Lh leader i aad Mr RoVrt E. fferakora Itvor lvtk las' Wedae-day -Uoga- the handle of k swot J Accomacaylag them wore, Baaklial M a eras. Bootk lasnarkeJ Mr. ai Mrs C Haaawk. of Brad.. awytr thex tenter Bad erkJeatly ap fW MM from Bead. atoaplag at ! proved tkat part of ka bmdaiaj aad I Flaw tm loach After consult- m adapted it. 8&tJr after tbte ij lag tk moot v'tally InUr-at- W( of a V Yoct paper aaade the al kj tk railroad project lhr vest mtttfUMmz "'? that Bootb tjJ Mr. fttrak'TB 1-ir.n to pajrlalmJ u L, on of bnaluaaa Craw the lake valley b day-1 forafca aetcr lifftt. ' Ilaotk Mr.i)rl at tb estrarasao "BveryUlax U prograaaiB Ik tee pnl.u kawtcei tioa Moaatet sally lof lata," aald Mr fltrakorn We are m, rolrfuI bullae la -Haailet la idlM H ia oar aoarer aad it la now awearkiK by ! Uiadow of ike crw to tke aaoole to ?k tk thta a nede ea ih- tax by bto taor-l wartsraty." Ha (anker aald tkat. , !oth' ooatomt tkat be aad dour wMla jttMrwM ailKkt aaM alow to that yearn before Moooet-lhiily fter UM aaoala. at.ll tbere U o muck , jayfi the part of Hamlec Hoth piern irraltailaMT work to ' doae tkat I of taattMai re tto rtwultj of a" I 0MBMM Uaia. that ooce tb'a prep- deatt Ob tme 'X'-attoo bU rorJtack ankary work hi acooaiallalMid tba ae- nv the itaae o tkat be coakl aot pull ttWl bolMlax of tke road woald pro- K aat. aod be botld the tbadow -it Jaa) rapidly Proa praaoat ladlca-j bf It owl realised IM idKMlacaace at be ke kii tbet Uy oat Oetotwr p4ati! to It. io aootber alsbt. b -a fi(ru;rlius wttb Marcilj aoJ II ratio "UabatM m. seaUeetea or. Ir beaten. I'll make a cboot of nlm tbat ltx tne be text bM lM oh lk aaortl. It Cevr up Into ibe air ami be (ausbt It be riotkeU tbat the bllt oad tU OnaalHto aatMatioa waa i- nigsj of ttic vt, be caoht tbe y praaa'jd w'tb tke pioarew made at qaaaeo of Ha roeablo:. mihI it became a MHar lfce In a abort tia a ur- K-nuancnt art of bit ferformanit aylar, erw will M at work here, Udwln Jllhou Hl lu llirjri Ma: aoewlai: the n atlll op aad It U ' zlue. MIKietod tkat la a few woeka time an u u, nirbt. of way win CANINE SWIFTNESS. Blad aad the ettUeas of Silver lm aad vicinity be In readlasos to EkImo and S.btrian Da Ara Fat. I 8M aetMl cuaatrnctlon boala. but tht Crvhound Excl, Mr. Btraborn who la aatkor of Few people i of Hbat remark "PHtawa Tkoaaaod M!l-a Uy Staaa,' able ued i,n are iwpabi& 4ow Ma Hkkraaaad HoMre at eln aveb a tlattew m resmi . tb bate len catb Wpadarfal couatry ia Ceatral Oreaoa. j w by AI. I iil-r. a lreo"b r. wutwt i ana oaiaa; aor nrai trip larouao sere. After pwiniiiiir out toe umneloaii i-u J4gtef frfim tbe crop aba baa nmn daranco abow n by little lux tprrieM tat law way brro. ab- flrml) i.!levai Hko Mtown tlielr maler patleMir IbaU wltk tk tomlnc Irrigation aad for bourn wMp tbey were rVlliiK on bl rrjlfoad lala all! ) a most proapor- cyelca or In rinmjw he ay tbat cfii otal Mwatry Her Judmo ! wor- greater -lumpi. e U boM ly rprtaln tk to rely uk o. for b haa trav- hIM aiilrna tliat arc- akin to !'.. M wltb br huaiiaad xtaaivly Tbua tbo wolf tan run liwe..-n tiftj tkrMJt enaalry very ataHtar to thbi lx'J' o"m I" i'lslu "i"l an aad iaat aaea tbe wHderneaa msd aretl tt3X " do 1"" i" "f". If not to Mamm aa the roe. Her look la U-ttcr. i I-l a.n -...i uia i . . H rakWd Of a Humbor of yeara ot I "' "i mm-rwn uobi na iititci , tmvam wltb kr kuiiaj thraurii the f tfT-Ovr tnlkit on the ire In five houri, waMora Halcta. ' "'"' ,,l0rL' ' n ca"! '" rt-ctinl in tthkli iBeUaMiallv Mr ftudMi iBauIr.! n ,Mnl ur '"'"no UUkM trnVcloU M TIK Ise; .'i'aiM wWkalu rlf i la 1SML Tbev !) Inat-1 James Maire f ln,'.u isia rajaM D Toaapkiu of .V-w Vort a kU nmatRC mate. Tbe FtaWklfcrt snapwnm Uafo Kin of .New Vwrfc. bat bad ao cauJklaif fir rto prwtdent tkat jt. Tbe eiattinti tw.k ii OB Xwv. i ami tke rote, (wonted rke foOuw lue rebroary. . Moare. 1S3 KhMtl. Tke ek-tloa of ls3D bad hoc oae candidate, alunroe at.J TOKfifcla barias ao iitifaaattan AH of tbe letor eboxal lu tke prantdeotlal eiectioa escept oae rtrtod for Moore Twenty tbrw )rtate roel that J-wf. fc"t tbere U no rocotd of tke p4flar vete. (Vatch for tf-t tltetion of John Quine Adamt in 1824 in our nJt iatuc.) II How to live Long i I Rales leprinted by permission of Metropoiitaa Ufe Iaaar&sce Com paay from booklet issaed r it. It Cot Utile to IJre a Healthr Ufe. Some wfle tilnlc they cannot I re ohky Htm aal-3 titer ar- r h Tb ts wrwas. It k trae tbat rich i pecale eta at aorsa t-!"r fo b it i iMtiltk tkat atkers caaaot do '-at I attar rick people live unhealthy ' Hvoa beeaaee tkT katy thlnrs wh cb ' are aot good for tawm. Yon but n t . t able to hatw tke Mad of a boas rca woald like to Mr is. Ton nw j aot b akle to work In th fartorr or , tor roa woaM like. Vow not j able to d tke kind of vrk i-"i i woald like beat, bat row CN make' all tbeee tktajcs koahkler. Yoa caa keep more window cjn , la roar borne: yoa eaa often xet the ! hoae" to beep more windows orn In tke faetorr or store: yoa nar he able to more farther oat o' k rw where It eoeta ao more to It e ou i mar be ahe to get another lo I aTPV W9 wfc 10 J C f 0 TCf H aKljaaai He's cured our gouts and indigestions by picturing the "Foolish Questions," that idle gents are always asking; and in his genial humor basking, we can forget a while the sorrows that seem to threaten our tomorrows. This Goldberg is so dad-blamed funny he makes all human life more sunny ; when you are look ing at his drawings you cease your frettings and your pawings, and just lean back and grin and chortle, and say, "His fun is more than mortal." His wit is sure an end less bloomer, and naught can stay his flow of humor. As he main tains his pictured joking, the rich Tuxedo he is smoking. No doubt while plying his vocation, he finds in that an inspiration, like count less others, who, as winners, find "Tux" as usefur as their dinners. fi R. L. COLDBERC Crtmlerof 7VJuA Q. tift:""rmlhmCmy." Man Cartoont, etc. "I find In Tuxtia a toi tslacco. lu ragtence anj flacotonfint. I tut II rtu- tatty and tnJone It highly to all my friatdu" &&. Kvea If yoM aanaat do the h en all tkl fwoaoratorr work will be taaaaplated ao tbat a defialt Mato MM caa b made, aad that by early , trar; actaal work may it-acla oa a kaadrod mile railroad project tkroaafc Coatral Uroa. LODGE DIRECTORY A. V. & A. M.-j-MoeU e nd and fourth Thursday olgbta at 8 o clock Masonic Hall J D Davidson. Secretarv Vialtlng Members Welcome II. A. M. MeeU first and third Friday nights rt S o rT-7 clock. Masonlo Hall )Jj Visiting I ambers Welcome How tba Irritation project w aa pro-, i aimI one-lMlf nilk in twenty vlsbt mlti Kftawlac aad etureaaod anrpriae that Ihla ImportaMt work waa out keeplna; breast with the railroad plan "You issopl want in B4it buy on this tkiaja;. If yoa want a rallritttd In kwa," uld Mr llMtlaon He was larared (hat averythlaK (Hiasibl UtlM. i According' to SI I)iioIIt. the sjnt-d I of the bill'rl ilotc and tboe uM oa j huntltii; miicen U fmm ten to llfti-rn rani n second. I'.iikIIhIi r-pttcrs and winter run nt Ibu rale of ciKhtceii to nineteen tulles an hour, mid they can maintain tliin sii for nt bunt tno IJ ... .... ... ,LI. .. ...I. ... "" "" .T UBH" ,M "rl lHm wor l" uwi". I'ox hounUx aro txiraonllnarili u anma hhIO, ui It iirotwl U) tlio fact Hint n rrom I'aialey the sUrahorii irty I ,lult of U ,,ri, wirt. k1 ,lloroRh will procewd m Ukovlow. thn i bred lwi. cot eriiii; four mile in six arbiise Valloy itad Klamath Falls , nnd M half luliiuiiti uhloli us nt tho " " . I rate of ticarty elk'lilewi jnrilii n M-coud, SOltriM I'lty III). IVllllllI. lirnrluiiu.il. nr.. ll... ...Ifi.. .. -II .T ,h","L'!!r" wr"",,B i?1 four fooled orvnturiM. nml their sed tif dlaordcred kldlinyn nml scoff at (. ......i , ,,,, ... ,,.. .. . i ' ilaMMora of serious aimauqiiancist of. , "', ' , l , CVi , ' S . ln y the iHinaliy with drend dlu- "''" creyhound.. which are used ST wi, I. . air A-lJc Vn O. I.'. S. Meets second and fourth .Monday nl-hm at 8 o'clock. Ma sonic Hall. Mrs C M. McKay. Pec Vla'tlng Members Welcome. M. V. . Meets first and tVrd Tuesday nights at S oc'xk. Sather's Hall K K Hanna. Clerk. Visiting Neighbors Welcome. )iti or llrlgiit s dlaoaso If iu hatu Inmo back, pdlna In sldos. sore mtm cltts, stiff Joints. rliDiiiuatlc nrhmi -tako Kolny Kidney I'lils ami stop the troable l.forn It Is Ion Into. Sold iivtvjr where .dv fur ooumlnc, are ablo to toter nt full BNllup a upote between uluhteeii and twentr jnnls oiery second. -Our Dumb Auluiiils. No Common Cur. When nmeKHlnir u fmallr In Irrlnir. ...... .......... - inn I'np-r .ti..ttii.t. liiiiMMi. ion tliu (uemh.ii of "wlwt hrtdM aa Tht'r wm ao slurmitypliiK plant ankod of tin. owner of the fiiuillr doc whim Jullna 0H.r wm itxtaut No j The unman of the Iioum' utituered: Maraentbaler aan Its sons; Octu- "llu's JtMt u cur." Her -li-jeur-old son plat kad not come along There was ' NirHlKhleuwl hltnxelf up to hi full ko Ink in rods and bTutt wbH Julius j height. (Milled til dot; on the lied nnd faoaar ran the news. . proudly pr)-.'hiluiitl, "Yes, nml be's a Wfcen Julius I'aaaar Hodd awa , full blooded cur too." ludliiuuiolU thar waa ho telephone to usm ll kad to climb aboard a bora aad ( ascluslve aroHH by forco. Thare as Hot then, aa we may futma, goutl Aaaoelaled Mr eaa Hacauta bit aurtkoU thus waa crude lhay burlail ihue ka iHtartlawad. wkkk aaam In ludleal a lack of nap ropprUtrlwl ttmiek. Still one load poiat l clearly spied. Ills in terviews weie uoi dafilnd. Whan Julius Caesar edited. s ckaaaos wer aot credited baa he net ltan fare to fasti be grabbed Ihem quick to swell his space Thus nor mall v he ratue to be the tlrsi inmt Klltorial We. Ia many auoiber atatlr. too, be did Juat wkal wn felwww do. lie al ways did that luodorH atuut He al wajra put the iiows hp front llu wvn kla staff saalgKWHBU (ongh And kept tho galleys full of atua Though ha oouid Hot rush news to prosa In il ft eat wlaHloa wor or leak, yal bo had ofwry (Hkar art that attl toia have by uaart Jtwt soaa his ajHff. We've got g kMMli )"OH'll aajr that JmIIu had tba puhwh. Who Jullua CMMr'e llsta was Vipa, thr waa ho LAm to liak tl tk rwtus with aom olar akap sstalrlUm aid HaM Strm Hi OefM. -4hpls) Tho MetanihaJa UaMt Q Tjrpe NkwV. Ni'vv. Could Live on Lov. I'alber The idtm of ninrrylne that Jetutg fellnu'l He couhln't scrupu enough tuoiiur tuaeiber to buy a nHnre monl Iruiicliier Hut nluil dlatfewv iiimhI llntt mule) We UnWMi't ojlhsr of u had u (ill of appetliv fur month Mil Knr Opilo. -How tiki J ou cet cti a brtiWcd cjra. Ilaatusr "Well. hew. mi out n-tonkln' for trouble an' dli .tere e.e una de fuai to tin J It." Ibwtou TruiiirlL Llont and Lavandar. Ihere la mi rerttnl uf a lhn evr hav ing attacked n trnlner lio hml taken the vremutloii of vtrfiiiulnt hlmaclf with Ut render. Probably. "Howe people ute o laids4Uva." "Ym, but limy oro luanWjr ttttptiL "Siuiwr nYiM. If I "ore n.n UjHIUMsilve at ymi are 1 weukl Wflw tjtarlJi1au.H Mtr fnrjHKlandlouae eo.J. Ityaa srvkja.--Viiv', Kor Ibu jxiluus se ttdttsrdt, 1 .! "V K. of 1' Deschutes Ixdge No. 103 Meets etery Wednesday night at S o'clock Sathcr'j Hall. Vliltlng Members are Wolcomed. L M Melteynolds, K or It & S. O. I Ilend IS. MeeU lyodge every .lic i.i .r ljeTiV .....I... hI.1.1 n. Q ..'.Innlr " .lUltua, IIIKIII. v a u v.iwwf S her's Hall Visiting Members Welcome II. I. McKlm. N. U N I Wqldor, SeereUry. I). of It. Ilend I.odgo No. 208. Meets second and fourth I'rlday nights at 8 o'clock. Sather's IUII. Vliltlng Member Welcome. Mrs Kthcl M Fleming. Secretary. T. I'. II Meets first nnd third Friday nights nt 8 o'clock. Sather's Hall. Visiting Members Invited to Attend C W Thcrothwaltc. Sec. '.. v"' No 2 I 3. -n2' ' Thursda) nt S qt'- a clock Sath. ers Hall Visitors alwo)s Welcome. I'hm Krsklne, Secretar) Unitinij Learning ond Labor THE OREGON AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE In it Su Schooltan'l Forty-eight Be p.iituinU it cugagctl in the great work oi uniting Learning And '.slur. Forty-eighth School Year Opens SEPTEMBER 18, 1916. Dsre Courses requiring a bur.jear high nh.l prciuratiuu, arc otic tell iu the lol lowing At'.Rk ri.TUKIt, 16 Deiwrtmentt; COMMI.KCK. Dcrwttinenu. KNOIN ItHKIM., il IViMrtmcut, MINUS, 3 HciHrtiuenli 1'OKKtTKV. 2 Depart. nw.iU.UOMH HCONOMlCb I Depart uiout,nd I'HAKMACV. Vocational Courses rrunmg an Kighlh tirade preparation fur entrance are otTtrrd in Agriculture. Itairyiug. Commafcc, Forestry, Home Maker, and MaciMBk rt FharmAcy with a two year high k hixil entrance miuireaicut. SCHOOL OF MUSlC-Fuoo, btnug, rtual ami Vote Cultuxe. (Suiiewae uud ba.tl(at illaatrateil boeVlot free. AasWeat TUB RawciTRVK, i.4y!ioB--ia) ouatAtAis okkoo, -oo caa do others that coat nth ng , It costs row nothing to wear to-jt clothes looee. It eosta rou no'h'nr to have your wlndowg open when you slf-cp. It cots yo notbiss: " take breathing exereifea or to stand, sit and walk erect. It costs yon nothing to bare your boweU move each day Almost a of us can take enough time to at pur meals slowlr The foods tbat make us most health are often the cheapest fods. Expenslre foods, like meats, may be less health fnl Remember that we can enjoy i"heap food and prow heelthr from eating It Here s the list of food In wfakh the cheapen are given first and the dearett tart: Glueoe corn meal, wheat flour, oatmerl cane sugar, salt pork, rice, wheat brwd. oleomargarine, beans, peas, potatoes, butter, milk, cheeae, beef s'ew. ham. mutton chops. beaf, eggs, oraters Cheap foods that, contain protein, or "repair foods" (of rhlch we learned In Rule 7) are skim milk, beans, chee and peanuts. Cheap "fuel" foods thit contain1 larch or sugar fof which we also1 learned In Rule 7) are b -ad. ban anas, glucose and common sugar Other cheap "fuel" foods that eon tain FATS are oleomargarine and cotton seed oil. THE END. The United State Public Health Sen ice Ah iK) vor -- Think dog muzzling is cruel and then manol ct the spread of rabies Carefully select your brand of lbuor and then feed vour children unpasteurized milk' Repeat the Golden Rule and then sneeze In somebody's face Go camping for our health and then place your toilet so that It drains into jour water suppb" ORKf.O.V Gins ROAD 1 UNI). Ap,orMnment of the 5,000 o atallabl" wejween now and June C 1H17. for road buildlrg In the var ious states has recently been com pleted by the Department of Agri culture The apportionment is based on area, population and mileage rf rural mall routes. Oregon Is allot ted $S,CS7, but must put up an equal amount to receive thla sum In addition there Is Jl.OOO.Ou" available with which to build roads In the national forests of the coun try. . Want Ads only ONE CENT a word AN EASY WAY TO GET RID OF WIND AND SUN BURNS Thow who enjoy outdoor puru yet d-ccd the effect of sun r-d viid burn, a tanned face, rrinn and nsek tho soreness nnd discomfort will be slid to know of a simple er rnme method of treating these 'roubles that removes all evidence of exposure and keeps the ikin soft, clear. v.hite and free of dtomforts thut u-ually a' tend on such experience This Is a lotion cklled San.isoptlc. w'.tch can Ik? procured at Rsed & Horton't Druz -tore, for 50 eeats S-ntleptlc 13 . t.Mtlt remarkable remedy against r.U kinds of skin troubles It : equrll effectlte frr sn1!ow.skIn. for f.ecklc pimples, tene, spot and d'.'colorr t:ons. giving tho skin an rxqulsite clear whiteness and healthful olr Irg. Delightful after shriving. The Eehcucott Chemical LnlioratoMe-? a' Portland. Oregon. Ad For the man who wants to own his own home Let us show you, for your selection, some of the prettiest lots in Bend. They are level and free from rock and are spotted with lovely shade trees; they are within fifteen minutes walk of either of the big mills and are close to the bus iness district. These lots may be had on terms that are within the reach of all and every assist ance will be given our buyers to enable them to build a comfortable home. We will be pleased to showyou. INSURANCE THAT INSURES We write insurance in all its branches in world known companies and will gladly accept the smallest risk. Bend Park Company PHONE 3SI. OFFICE ON OREGON STREET. m M sr