I . MMS. . I , !.- ' ,111 I.-I .. .. ,.,., , -,..., ,. EHHniyjT' Uhc Mot'Ib'sTRicbest Xegacg THRONE TMR MiVD BULMFrMT, MTO, ORK WflUNlBSDAY, JAJfUARV a?, tIH. FLEECY 8TAP.LE MUST PAY RAN 80M INTO THE COFFERS OF t WAR. Nation Ring With Cries of Stricken Industry. By Peter Radford lecturer National farmer' Union. King Cotton has suffered mora from tho European war than any other ag ricultural product on tho American continent Tho shells ot tho belliger ents havo burstcd over hts throne, frightening his subjects and shatter ing his markets, and, panic-stricken, tho nation crlos out "God savo tho Iclngf Peoplo from every walk of life havo contributed their mlto toward rescue work. Society has danced before tho Icing; milady has decreed that tho family wardrobo shall contnln only cotton goods: tho proas has plead with tho public to "buy a bale": bankers havo been formulating hold ing plans: congress and legislative bodies havo deliberated over relief measures: statesmen and writers havo grown eloquent expounding the Inalienable rights ot "His Majesty" and presenting scbemos for preserv ing tho financial integrity of tho stricken staple, but the sword of Eu rope has proved mightier than tho pen of America in fixing value upon this product of the sunny south. Prices havo been bayoneted, values riddled and markets decimated by tho battling hosts of tho eastern hemisphere until tho American farmer haa suffered a war loss of $400,000,000, and a balo of cotton bravo enough to enter a, European port must pay a ransom ot half Its valuo or go to prison until tho wnr is over. Hope of tho Future Uet-Jn Co-operation. Tho Farmers Union, through tho columns of tho press, wants to thank tho American peoplo for the friend ship, sympathy and assistance given the cotton farmers in the hour of dis tress and to direct attention to co operative methods necessary to per manently assist tho 'marketing ot all farm products. The present emergency presents as grave a situation as evor confronted tho American farmer and from tho viewpoint of tho producer, would scorn to justify extraordinary relief meas ures, even to the point of bending tho constitution and straining business rules In order to lift a portion ot tho burden off tho backs of tho farmer, for unless something is tlono to check tho invasion of tho war forces upon the cotton fields, tho pathway of the European pestilence on this continent will be strewn with mortgaged homes and faminoand poverty will stalk oror tho southland, filling tho highways of industry with refugees and the bank ruptcy court with prisoners. Ail calamities teach us lessons and the present crisis serves to Illuminate the frailties .of our marketing meth ods and the weakness of our credit system, and out of tho financial an guish and travail of tho cotton farmer will como a volume of discussion and a mass of suggestions and finally a solution of this, the blggost problem in the economic life of Amorlea. If. Indeed, we have not already laid the foundation for at least temporary re lief. More Pharaohs Needed In Agriculture. Farm products have no credit and perhaps can never have on a perma nent and satisfactory basis unless ho build warehouses, cold storage plants, elevators, etc for without storage and credit facilities, tho south is com pelled to dump Its crop on the -market at harvest time. The Farmers' Unions In the cotton producing states have for the past ten years perslsteutly ad vocated the construction of stoiage facilities. We have built during this period 2,000 warehouses with a ca pacity of approximately 4,000,000 bates and looking backward tho results would seem encouraging, but looking forward, we are able to bouse less than one-third of the crop and ware bouses without a credit systom lose 80 per cent of their usefulness. The problem is a gigantic one too great for the farmer to solve unaided Ho must have the assistance of the hank cr, the merchant and the government In production we have reached the high water mark of perfection in tho world's history, but our marketing methods are most primitive. Iu the dawn ot history we find agriculture plowing with a forked stick but with a system of warehouses under govern mental supervision that made the Egyptians the marvel of civilization, for who has not admired the vision of Joseph and applauded the wisdom of Pharaoh for storing the surplus until demanded by the consumer, but in this age we have too many Josephs who dream aud not enough Pharaohs who build. Tho following will was wrltton by Chnrlos Lounsborry. onco a promi nent member of tho Chicago bar, who In his later yonrs lost his mind and wns committed to nn liisano ncy him. It has boon rcnrlnteil many times in tho past tow yonra nud is given In Tho Ihillotln nl tho request ot subscribers. I, Charles Lounsborry. being of sound nnd dlsnoslnrc mind and mem ory, do hereby mnko and publish this, my last will and tostament. in oruor, aa Justly nB may bo. to dlstrlbuto my lntorest In tho world anions succeed ing mon. That part ot my Interest, which la known In law and recognised In tho sheep-bound volumes as my property bolng inconsiderable and of nono no count. I mnko no disposition ot In this, my will. My right to live, being but n life estate. Is not nt my dispos al, but those things excepted, nil else in tho world I now proceed 'to doviso and bequeath. 1TKM: I glvo to good fathers and mothers in trust for tholr ohtldren, all good Uttlo words of praise and encouragoment, anil all quaint pot names nnd endearments, and I charge said parents to uso thorn Justly, but genorouaty, aa tho needs ot tholr chlldron shall require ITEM: I leao to clilUWn inclu sively, but only for tho term of tholr childhood, nil and every, the flowers of tho Holds, and the hlosaoma ot tho woods, with tho right to piny among j them frcoly according to tho customs I ot ch'ldron. warning thorn at tho samo tlmo against thistles nnd thorns. And I doviso .to children tho banka of tho brooks and tho golden sands benoath tho waters thereof, nnd tho odors ot tho willows that dip thoroln audt ho white clouds that float high over tho giant trees. And I Icnvo to children the long, long days to bo merry In, In a thousand ways, nnd tho night, and tho moon, nnd tho train of tho Milky Way to wonder at. but subject, nevertheless, to the rights hereinafter given to lovors. ITEM: I devlso to boys Jointly, all the itRotut, tdlo fields nnd qommnna where ball mny bo plnycd; nit plonn nut waters where one mny awl in; nil snowelnd hills where ono may const; nnd all Btrenma nnd ponds where one may fish or whore, when itrliu Winter comoB, ono may skate, to hiWo and to hold theso same for the period of their boyhood. And all meadows, with tho clover blossomn and butter llles thereof; tho woods with their appurtenances; tho squirrels and the birds and echoes and atrnugo noises. and nil distant plneea which may be visited together with tho ndvonturon there found. Ami I glvo to said boys each his own place nt tho fireside at night with all tho pictures that may bo seen In tho burning wood to en joy without lot or hindrance, and without nny oncumbrnncu of care. ITKM: To lovors, I doviso the'r Imaginary world with whatever they may need as the stars ot tho sky. tho red rosos by tho wall, tho bloom of tho hawthorn, tho swoot strains of music, nnd aught olse thoy may de alro to figure to each other tho lust Ingness and boauty ot tholr lovo. ITKM: To youn men. Jointly. I doviso and bequeath nil holstorous. Inspiring shorts of rivalry, nnd I give to thorn tho disdain ot wenkenod or daunted confidence In their own strength. Though thoy nro rude, I lenvo to thoin the powor of making lasting friendships, nnd of pooMtng companions, and to them exclusively, I give all morry songs ana urnvo cnor uses to sing with lusty volcos. ITKM And to thoso who are no longer children, or youths, .or lovors, I leavo memory, nnd I bequeath tn thorn tho volumes ot pooms ot Hums nnd Shnkcspoare and or otbor poems, tf thero ho othors. to tho end that thov may live tho old daya ovor again freely nnd fully without tltlo or dim inution. ITEM: To our loved ones with snowy crowns, I bequeath tho happi ness of old age, tho lovo nnd grati tude of tholr choldrcn until thoy fall asleep. coyuto nttnek comes from Htauffor. "Wo hoard n dog whtuo nt tho door nnd thou ho pnsnod by tho window nnd wo nnw It was n coyote. Frod Overall got his 30-30 nud shot nt him BtnmtluK by tho ehloken house. Just than ho mndo tor l"rod nnd ho got out of his way but ho Jumped nl Pngo Htauftor. Krod cninu to help him nnd tho coyote turned on hint. Krod was too elosu to shoot that long dlHtnncn gun for fonr ot killing a horse or cow. Ho ho fought hi m with tho olubbod gun. The coyote Jumped nt Kred'a face nnd hts nose touched Fred's. Krod won tho bnttlo but ho bruko his mm." NO REASON FOR IT. You nro shown a way. There can bo no roitsun why nny reader of this who surfers the tortures ot an aching bank, tho annoyance of urinary ills orders, the pales and dangers of kid ney Ills will fall to hood the word ot a rosldmit ot thin locality who lint found roller. The following U eon vlnolng proof. Mrs. J. W. Ootohul, 1110 Seventh street, Hood Itlver, Oregon, snys: "I had dull, nagging puttta no row the small of my Itnok null the notion ot my kidneys was Irroff ular. I tried several well-known kidney madlettiM, but got no relief until I took Uonu's Kidney IMIIh. They relieved me nt onro and the bnckaoho soon left mo. My kidneys were strengthened ami my system wns toned up. Another ot my fam ily had goad results from Dean's Kid ney Mils." Price 60 cents, at all donlers. Don't simply ask for a kid itoy remedy got Doan'a ICtdnev Pills the same that Mrs. Uatchpl had Foster-Mllburn Co., Props., Uuffalo. N. Y. COYOTES MADE ATTACKS Animals Suffering With liable Lose Former Timidity. A striking aspect of tho rabies situation In Central Oregon at tho present tlmo Is tho apparent fearless, ness reached by coyotes suffering from the disease. Ordinarily ono or tho most timid and cowardly ot ani mals, the coyote with rabies seoma to forgot all danger, coming Into farm yards and attacking men with no provocation. Accounts of several such attacks havo been printed la tho nowspapors of tho Interior, Including that at tho ranch ot Alton Land faro at Powell Hutto roportod In'Tho Hul lotln lest month. Slnco then reports havo como including tho following. It. O. Farrla of Itond, who drlvos an auto truck betwoon Ilcnd and Hums when near Glass Hutto on n rocent trip noticed a coyoto coming up tho road toward tho machlno marling and snapping nt Imaginary objects in tho air. Ho throw a mon key wrench nt tho animal and lilt him tut ho did not run nway and a mom ent later Mr. Farrls leaned out from tho auto and killed tho coydto with a blow on tho head from a hammer. Tho following vivid account ot n 1'iVo Cent Proven It. A goturuus offer. Cut out this ad. oncloro with 8 cents to Foley & Co.. Chicago, ill., and receive a fxoo trial paokago containing Foley's Honey & Tnr Compound for coughs, colds, croup, bronchial and Ingrlppo coughs, Foloy Kidney Pills and Foley Cathnr tlo Tablots. For salo In your town by Patterson Drug Co. Adv. California! THU LAND OK BUNBIIINB, FRUIT AND FLOWERS CALLS YOU WITH HUMMNRTIMH IN WINTKll Outdoor nud Indoor Sport lloatliiK, HinMlntliln, Driving, (lolf, Polo, Teitnh. 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With tho exception ot a tow cars the cattlo receipts this week havo been of medlocro quality. Tops havo failed to bring moro than $7.76 at any tlmo slnco Monday, Monday witnessed tho Inrgest slnglo days run of hogs ovor rccolvod at North Port land, ovor 7200 hond being received. Many half fat and rough hogs nro be ing received Tho market Is closing at JO 80 for tops. As usual ohoep continue moro In demand than tho supply All on rings nro being tak en nt steady prices. Ijtmbs nt 17-50; yearling wethers 10.60; owes $6.60. SILVER TONGUED ORATORS FOUND AMONGJEGISLATORS Dairy Make tho Englo Hoar While Fortx (icls Reputation as IMwter Hntlth Is Parliamentarian. SALEM, Jan. 26. In speaking of tho silver tonguod orators of tho loglslnturo tho correspondent of tho Portland Journal the othor day wrote this: "Perhaps tho roadlest of thoso i swayera ot tho multltudo is Frank Davoy, who Is by way of being ono of tho oldest members of tho law making body. Ho halls from Central Oregon, there tho wild coyotes rage and tho pack rabbits nibble at the growing alfalfa. Ho started In on tho first dny of (ho session and mado tho great bald eagle soronm ovor the banner of tho Republican party." ' While the Demosthenes of Rums certainly grlpa tho attention of the gnllory, nnd oven succeeds In cans-' lug most of tho members to lay aside their nowspapors while ho has tho. Door, ho Is not the only Central Ore gonlan who has a reputation as a speakor. , Vernon A. Forbes of Rend la reck oned one of tho ablest debaters In tho house, aud with a strong personal' following, a habit of going after thing" hard, ho has nchlovod tho reputation of usually winning what' he Is nftor. Then there Is Wesley O. Smith of Klamath, Joint represen tative from this district with Forbes ' Smith Is reckoned ono of tho llvest parliamentarians In tho Homo, and It Is seldom that anyone "slips some-' thing over" without Smith calling thn point unless both of 'om aro work ing for tho samo tilings ' lluy your rolled oata at tho llon.l. Flour Mill. JOtf' BflPHI STOP!! IT IS THOSE CELERRATKD HIS8HL AND WHITE CROSS VACUUM CLEANERS. , A NEW HROOM SWEEPS CLEAN RUT ONLY AFTER HARD WORK AND THEN IT QBTS ONLY HALF THE DIRT. LOOK! a aMeeaseaaat ' i i 3 seas o sac VACUUM CLEANERS RELIEVE THIS HOUSE HOLD OF IT8 DRUDOERY, CLEANING CUR TAINS. FURNITURE AND FIXTURE8 AS WELL AS CARPETS AND FLOORS AND GET ALL THE DIRT. LISTEN! IT COSTS MUCH LESS TO OPERATE THAN AN ELECTRIC FLAT IRON. SOLD ON MONTHLY PAYMENTS IF DESIRED DO IT ELECTRICALLY the BEND WATER LIGHT Sb POWER CO. Doonar 2k Thornbrue Now Havo Charge of The BEND GARAGE CALL AND SEE US The New -Perkins Hotel PORTLAND, OREGON C. H. 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