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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 9, 1914)
rAGRB. THR nRNI DUI.LKT1N, BKNI), OUR., WKONKHDAY, HKITHMIlt'.H t, IBM. 'I. M.M"- KNOW JOLES IS MOMS HIT GOODNATURED BUR LESQUE APPRECIATED yoke Nntiiro Man Appears llcforo KxciirsloulstN Near Ijiva ltutto nml Draw Iiuglitcr Una Tnmo Uroun Hcnr In Tow Also. Btrennm, nnd wHTt & llttlo iloxtorlty It la winy to extract butter from ilio buttorfllca. A ilawn today I surprised n trout rising from tho bod of n Btroiuu, nttor nil his cotnpnnlons had gona to school. I tickled htm to death. AN tor wolRhlnR him on hU Rentes 1 mndo n titiK of his skin to hold my nntcty rnxor nnd Jowolry. When tho car containing tho ex cursionists approached Lava Ilutto Monday afternoon they encountered two huRo slRns, ono marked "Know Joles First Camp," nnd tho other tho second camp. At tho second sign tho party halted nnd In duo course Joles appeared, clad fantastically In furs, silk hat, rubber boots and minor trimmings such ns cuffs and n garter. Ho led n'f&ko bear, beneath whose brown skin was recognlxablo Jack Hudell. Jolca drew a lot of laughter anil created much fun. Tho moving pic ture man had him pose for many feet of film. Tho "Josh" was nrosent cu wttn such entire Rood nature that thoro was no chance for tlioao Inter ested In tho real Knowlcn to take of fense, ns tho burlesque was staged simply to add to tho gaiety of tho occasion. In tho "Jack Rabbit," appeared tho following story from Joles, written, presumably, beforo ho left tho tall timber: irr know joiiics. (Special to Tho Jackrabblt.) -GAMP HUNCOMUE, Sept. C Welcomo to llend, fellow fakers! My heart goes out to you, brothers hi a great profession! I would that I were to greet you, and to urgo you, ns one adman to another, to stick to gether. Wo must co-operate. Wo must unionize If wo hang together we can fool all tho people all tho time. Instead of Just somo of them some of the time. Tomorrow morning, as you road this, I shall bo ending my remark able nature test. I havo lived for ten days In tho wilds by my wits, and 1 havo survived. 1 went In naked" An i have demonstrated that clothes do not make tho man. HOW UK KlI.liKD THK DRKU AND 1UH1CAT (From Jolo's Diary.) Yesterday, 1 left Uend, naked. To. day I nm ucntly. thouBh not gaudily clad In furs. My slnowy musoles and rich brown Bkln nro now covered b tho hides of a deer nnd n bobcat. In securing them I have mado good my boast that I can get tho hldo of any Uilng Hint hides nnd nm n master of the skin gnmo. It was easy to kill tho deer. I spied him resting In n stronm bod. Hark ing gently like n siunll troo 1 ap proached. I was In my baro skin, co I too, resembled a wild thing. When In striking distance I abandoned my cautious tactlca and boldly rushed forward, nnd beforo tho buck roallxod Ita dnngor tho llttlo spongo soaked in chloroform was pressed to his no, trlls ns I slexed his loft ear betweon my thumb and forefinger. Ho shriek ed twice, plaintively, like n sea otter, and then expired at my foot. Ab soon as I could restrain my emotions 1 removed his, skin and made a sheath gown of It. Later tho venison, broil cd by my Jap cook over tho electric range at my humblo cabin was most delicious. Condensed Milk Too Much. Capturing the bobcat taxed my powors further, however. Tho cat was tracking a ground molo when 1 encountored him. Usually when caught In his tracks n cat will tly at the hunter, nnd I was prepared to hypnotlso him, when to my astonish ment ho simply spit nt mo. Hut I wns proparcd for any emergency, nud without hesitation produced n saucer of rich cream, while calling "Pussy, Pussy," In a tono of authority. Hut ho was too suspicious to coino while I hold tho sahcer, so I placed It on the ground. As I withdrew tho bob cat advanced and lapped nt tho cream. It was his last 'lap; the dreadful tragedy was enacted In n few seconds. For the saucer did not contain cream at nil It was simply condensed milk! The surprlso took the poor animal so completely off bis guard that I was able to creep up to him, shcltorcd by an Improvised blind of catnip and end his agony. WEALTH A HANDICAP. Ono of tho greatest handicap tlint somo young men hnve In the outset of their career Is the possession of nn Income which will relieve them of tho neces sity of Independently earning their own livelihood, Thla r. moves n great Incentive for en deavor urnl l n decided disad vantage. For that reason I hnve always had n considerable sympathy for the sous of rich men. They nre seriously handi capped in Itfo unless they nro youiiK ineif of exceptionally high character and Imbued with lofty aspirations. John Hays Hammond. THE LIFE CAREER "Schooling In jroulb thoulJ lnrlMj b dlftld to pifimtt tran In Iht tell w M thr tatl ttinniil octuiulUm fix which b U tpblt''-rttH(liitC VV HIM, ThK l the. Mlmlnn of ths WBiilllllBI 1 li ll 1 Keeps Your Liver Healthily Active. A men in Kentucky Just told a friend that Foloy Cr.thartlc Tablets wero the most wondorful medicine Um. K . 1 .. nnM H .1 t.1. .. ... nm vo.i win . , .,w, nu """ unu "r U",IUU iu"i. ,.',,' i:.i" A": ,, , Said ho woud not be w Moat Uiem. upl I nm leaving Camp Huncomlio vi,.- ...m .. if .. 1...1 ..... Mnn.lnv mnrnlmr nn.l will ?'V." "- " J"" " "" tneu mem. a tnorougn cleansing easly Monday moraine-, and wilt make unotber camp whero I shall re ceive you In tho afternoon. You will recognize mo at onco: men of yonr calling will know a fako when they see one. I am greatly dlsannolnted that Jan Knowle did not accompany you, as I 1 nao. wircu mm urgently to come, so that wo could place our rival claims beforo you. Dut Knowlcs evidently Bcented trouulo and refused my challenge. However, that will make my position all tho firmer. 'Word comes to me that I have been subjected to criticism by my enemies on grounds of morality. In an account appearing in the Oregon Journal Thursday I stated that 1 slept at the foot of one of the Three 8lstcra. My critics seek to make capital of that frank admission, but I cast their slurs in their faces. As goes the well known French proverb, "Honey swats who mally panu, which being translated means "Don't dreaa in a glass house without blow ing out tho light." Tho pictures which I enclose tell the story of my great combat with nature, and prove beyond doubt all xny. contentions. ' Tho first Shows me as I entered the wilderness. I had started strictly al fresco, but Mayor Miller of Bend compelled me to don the sagebrush union suit which hides much of my graceful form In tho photograph. In this picture I am eagerly watching the mad flight of a savage humming bird, which later 1 ran down. i Tie second photograph was taken at the end of my first eventful day in the wilds. The story of that day al ready has appeared In tho Oregon Journal, and has been spoken for by the Encyclopaedia Dotannlcua. In this picture I wear the bob-cat and ifler hides, and carry the megallthic club with which I brained a bullfrog. The third photo shows me in ac tion. I am terrible In action. I have to be alone In the wilderness, everything depends upon action my moving picture man Insists on It. Dut the fourth picture is the prido of the collection. It shows the fruit of my labors, The silk hat I created from silk worms, which abound In wormwood, and I lined It with tnpo worms discovered In tho animals I killed. The skin is from a lenr I chloroformed, who also gave ran tun cuffs before I overpowered him, and the garter which I secured from a pink garter snake. The boots were mado from rubber plants. And speaking of pictures, that re minds roe that my rival, Knowlcs, claims to have painted a masterpiece while In the wilderness. Dut he has nothing pn me. For while I myself had nothing on, I, too, have made a picture that art connolseurs declare to be in a cla&s by Itself. It Is exe cuted on canvas, which I secured from a canvaa back duck, and done with a hair brush made from a hare. The title Is "An Adman at Ease," and showB an Adman lying easily. The painting follows the cubist stylo, I have been asked what clothing 1 preferred when alono with nature. Of course I did not wear my elabor ate skin suits all the time, as they are both cumbersome and too showy. My negllgeo has consisted of a leaf, and as occasion required I have turn ed, over a new leaf. l .Getting a well balanced diet Is no ..problem at all. For instauce, my junch consisted of acorn on the cob. Then there are currents from tho cathartic for chronic constipation or for an occasional purge. Patterson Drug Co. Adv. MAIMONIDES' TEACHINQ3. I'ettr th Lord, but love blui nlso. for four only rrstrnlinr n man front sin, while love ntlmu late blui to good. The xrfcctlon of tho Ixxly Is n nmwnry antecedent to the per fectlon of the soul, for health Ik tho key that unlocks tho In ner chamber. Measure your words, for the .more your words tho more your errors. Ask for explanations of what you do not unuerxtaml. but let It bo tlonu nt a fitting mo ment nnd In fitting language. Keep firmly to your word. Let not a legal contract or witness bo more binding than your verbal promise oven privately made. Knt not excessively or raven ously. From n man's behavior nt a public meal you can dis cern his character. The total ubstlnencafrora wlno Is good, but I will not lay this on you as nn injunction. Yet break wlue'a ower with wnter and drink It for nourishment, hot for mere enjoyment. Drvs.1 ns well as your meant will allow, but spend on food les than you enn afford. Honor your wives, .for they are your honor. Withhold not dis cipline from them nnd let them not rule' over you. Pnryhth School Year Opens SEPTEHBER 18th, 1914 Wtlte (or llluMi.itfd IOo-purs Hook let, "THU I.IPli CAHIil'H," and lot Csta log fiuiUlnlnn lull InfottiMtloii litRft fttNiui- AORICUI MIP.B t Agronomy, Animal lludMiidry,DMlry Hus bandry. Poultry Husbandry, Horticulture. Agriculture (or TmcIihs. POHhsrRV, LOtltllNr) l.'NOINIirMNO. IIOMH ECO NOMICS) Domestic Science. DomrMlcAtt, l-NGINtliHINd! hlctrlcl, Irrigation, Highway, Mrchnnkal, Chemical. Mining, Ceramics. COMMliKCH. I'HAKAtAGY. ItNDUSTRIAt. ARTS I'fU-alhnal Counts- Agriculture, Dairy ing. Home Maker! Course, Induttrul Arts, l-orestrv, Huslnr Short Course. &itvt of ,Vusi(-.Vliuo, String, Hand, Voice Culture. Ftiirari Binint" Oxw by Mill Fr AdJltM THK HKUISTNAH, (tw.T.1MM) CorUL, OtfOn IMMI1III 1 111 ti Ull III .L-11 ! Qrtat Sohtrn. "How's your ploy V A great sucwiw. Aly creditors nre all coinlnc to If I nm making money, and through their patronage I am." Seattle Pot-Intelligencer. Your FrUnds. Trent your friend as you do your bank ncrmiut. Don't Do reckless with them Just brcniittv yuTro Kt them. Detroit Free I'rvioi. U. 8. Separators and milk cans, Skusu Hardware Company. -Adv. 0 Kofrosh yourBolf with a cold drink. Full pints at C and 10 cents. Ameri can Hnkory. Adv. 22tf IISHKU.MK.V .NOTICE. Many flshormon are putting tho heads and entrails of trout thoy clean Into tho rivers and lakes. This 's ngalnst tho law, and Is really n vorv bad practlco as It makes tho wator Impure. All sportsmen are requested to co-opcrato to stop this practlco. CLYDE McKAY. Dlst. Gamo Wardon. Ono cent n word la nil n llttlo wnnt Ad will cost you. Chlnn and glassware. Skuso Hard ware Compnny. Adv. Coit Kept Down Quality Kept Up. No better inwllclno could be mr.ilo for coughs, colds, croup, hcarsenoss, tickling throat, bronchitis, etc., than Foley's Honey nud Tar Couiiound. That's why thoy can't Improve tho quality, and wnr or no war. the price remains tho same. No oph.trM. Don't tnko substitute, for Foley's llonoy nnd Tar Is tho host. Pnttersou Dru,r Co. Adv. Am I My Brother's Keeper? Yes! You Are Provided ho Is addicted to liquor TO VOTE OREGON DRY: 332 B YES mSALKM Drunk enness has decreased In ratio of six to ono since tho town went dry. AWUW-IlujIneii Is far better than when tho town was wet, three leading mer chants say. I'I1 Aiirtrtlttment by CommlttM 0 f)n llumlml ?M Mur n Itulldlou, Pixtlaod, Orrfott iiiiiiiiliil HICJ.N8 FOlt KALK. "For Itent," "For Hale," "Itooina to Ik-1", "Housekeeping Hooum," "No Admittance," "No Smoking," etc., etc., I'lncnnl printed In large type on heavy brlntol Ixmrtl, !.! rent card, lews In quniitlllc. llultefln Olllce. 12tf wTl ELECTRIC COFFEE PERCOLATORS w Give you all of the good and none of the bad effedts of coffee. They eliminate the poison and make coffee PURE and WHOLESOME PRICE..-. $7.50 , 1 1 , ,1 n I 1 1 11 I w The ELECTRIC TOAST ER makes ideal toast. We have a few at $2,50 r v. he BEND WATER LIGHT (3b POWER CO. BRICK WORK I linvo liullt every brick 4ioiMe In Hem! rrrctcil by contract WOIIK THK IIIIST. l'lllt'HH THK MWKST. HATIKFAOTION AHHOLLTKLY (HrAIIA.VTKKD. SAND FOR SALE Tlio bent obtalniiblo nt tho lowest prlr- In large or small iuniitltlcn, I lmo tlm cvrliilve prlvllegcM for snnil In nil O, (. I. Company ditches. JACK TANSEY The New Perkins Hotel PORTLAND, OREGON extends to you n cordial invitation to make this hotel your headquarters. THOROUGHLY RENOVATED AND REFITTED. Rooms without bath $1.00 nnd up. Rooms with private hath $1.50 and up. LOCA TION CENTRAL. BEST of SERVICE. A RESTAURANT- WITH FOOD AND PRICES RIGHT. C. H. SHAFER, Manager it Building Material LUMBER, SHINGLES The Miller Lumber Company Bend, Oregon. $4ii4444if44)f4)f4U)44)4)f)4)f44)44444444iv)4444f)f Wenandy Livery & AittoCo. NEW AUTO TRUCKS Will bo put on between Bend nnd Silver Loko April 1. DEND-LA PINE $2.G0 nRND-FREMONT $4.00 HEND.F0RT ROCK $4.G0 BEND-SILVER LAKE.. $5,00 Reasonable Rates will bo charged on all Express and Baggage. a CALIFORNIA KSTK M