'UL PAOK n. BKNI) BULLETIN, BEND, ORK WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 17, lOin. The 0(d Man's Monty. W, ni.i ...... i u ii ..it 11... ,.14 ....... ...w uu iii-iir i'uiii iiiu uiii iiinu n vxitorluiK'o In tho nankin' bualiicss)" t . "No, Wlmt wim !t7" "Why, ha put 00 In linnk nrt moii. ry lio'il over put Dioro-mi' tho lioya il him Unit lio'd iKtttur lc a oyo oil Hid tmiilc, it m they fulled inlnlity fio ini'iit mi ho wim llnlilu to Iuho all." C"W "Well, he hum; round Hint Imnlt ho r.oiiMtiiut thnt tint hnuk people cot mum pli-loii of him mi' tliiiiiulil liu wiijj it )lii (o blow tlm Imnlt up. Whenever ! won the viialilur emtio out lie foU fired him round town, iilwnyM kwpln' I lui In hIkIiI. All' It nil the miiiio vity v.ltlt the Imiili iiililiut nil' nil i o rlerliN, An when he Annlly npi I ml for n Jolt mm Jiiiiltnr o' tho In dilution, ho'h tin cntihl In oil tln nhI iio o' trnuhle. they hint htm urnttt yl mi' tho Jiidtfo decided Hint hi wtix 1 rnry, on' they wu Jom ihuut to aeiid Jim to n luiuitle iiHyliini when hla I leml (xiIiiIiiihI IIiIiikh, iiii tlm hunk flk n? IiIm IiIm money W tol' lihil 0 Kit" ISxi'llllllUO. Wlmt First Aid Did For Hlm , J Over the telephone cniiio a inenin(to Hint n limn hint leeii aurlouily hurt. Hint tlm (ipeclulUt wiu uriivd to I in in u Mute nttuntloii. On entertiiK the room where. I ho pntleiit hty the rent doctor J-niiKiil with n look of nmonlnhinunL "My ileiir iiinu." ho exclnlmod to tho jmtlent. "I didn't ewt lo Hint yoll In n condition llko ttilsl Wlmt have J on Ik'Oii doing to yourself? Wns It mi nutoiiioMI)" i "No. iloctor," ferbly replied tho pn llent "I wim walking along the street nnd nllpHit on n bnnniin nklii." ' "Hllppixl on a bnnniin sklnP cried ttio doctor, with preiitrr ntnnxcinotit. flh) you menu lo tail me that a banana kin did nil tiller "No, doctor." won the weak rejoinder 'or tho patient. "When 1 fall I wim rnrrled Into n mora nnd treated tty aouiebody Who hnd studied flmt nld to llie Injured." rhllnilolphln Telegraph. , Th Hert For tht Farmtr. 1'nrmor luiil a Imluncnl typo of homo. No kind of work deuimuU n Irrenter niiniUr of (pinlltlentlou. In hot wentlier nnd In cold, on Kood rondu mid In mud. with llcht mnchluory or nil empty wnuou and with tho henry cnuit plow or tho Mj loml of corn, tho nriii home imint conr n coiuldoraldo ilMnm-o irh worklim dny. Woljcht ,1)0110 vtll iHit nrcomplUh renultx nny tncro tlmu will hikmiI ii Ion a I'nrm lim'N to li eltlelelit with HKMleril 'liuivy mnrhliu'ry nnd loml tniit ho I lit hut tho olre inimt In coiuttntd mltli n IniIhiicimI conformation. Keven livu ImnilH l n KOO1 heluht. Wo kiiiw thnt linrnen of thin lielKht nnd Velchlnu nroiind MXX) to 1.800 pound In uiolenitiriiHili enn hnronctlrc.Krnciv .ill locomotion, nnd they rrndly fntten to wt'ltfh n ton. IlrtH-dcre' Onxutto. I Mtllhno't Failure. Mt'llhnc wna one of the moot acn. tiro of nuthom. nnd M. Fell. Duojiea- "i:rl relntcn ht rvccptlon of tho news of nno of hla rnro fnllurim nt tho Odeou. Ho hnd tnlteti rvfuco from hla uvrvotl. jhm In thr mnuneor'a oftlcc nnd frlrmU ennio to him from time to tltns tto tell him bow thliiKM were yolnir. They could only tell Idm flrat thnt thins were going bndly and then thnt 'they wvro trolntr womo. At th end of tho fourth net they no longer thoiiRht It worth while to toll him nny. "thine nt nil, llo In the meantime hnd collflpdetl Ho hnd tumbled out of the nrmi'hnlr. fallen on tho floor nnd rolled under the le.lc. nnd It wn there thnt he wan found, with IiIm luitil burleil In .IiIm liiiuda. when nn attendant nt laxt enteriMl to turn out the Ka nnd look tho door. I'nrU Teinpa. Faarlttt With Wild Animal. , ICnrl lliiKonbixk. the fiunniu dealer In wild iinliiinN. of the c-riMitureH became iw rtml Mend fiom whf.1. na. onii-. a v.th dm... mid fonr. ' 1,'iry murtiil turiiH Ik lent tho Hon mid tluera which nt , trailed m inmli attention nt tho I'hlln- ilelphln oxponltluii In 1H7H On the opviiliiK day tho innn who had ii-uliuM tho aulmnlM nnd under whom? dlivcttoii they wero to perform their wonderful r tii ki full III IIiiKcubcvk uovur luwl taliil uuS moment. I Ait wont Into the ciikoh, mid tho niilmnU wunt throtmh . their perforiiwincea for him mid aeomed to enjoy IiIn prexenro. Venn later he lnltiil tho Now York too, nod there ono i of tho lion ronretl n woleomo to him. evidently receKiiltlnu' tho klud uinNivr whom ho hud not aeon In many year. Kxctiniiito. , FUhtd For 8IUnc. I'nley, the theoloKlan, hnd tin Inpen loim metlKHt of wnrdlmt off tho tlmo wnator When Ihliikluu out n problem tio betook hluiMolf to tho river bunk with a (Wlilim roi llo never really flalicd, but ho found that ooplo who tliouitht nothlim of dUturbluK hla iouKtita would kevp nt a dlatiinco no na not to dUturb tho Amu. To slvo col or to tho niHO ho hnd Ida imrtrult painted with IImIiIiik rod In hund. Cultivated. Mrs. Hlnrt-Oh, 1 have tho Krandest huNhnud Mrs. Tel lino la hoT Mra Hlnrt-la buT Why, when I tell hi in my droioi la K'ln lo bo euu do aolo cretonne trliitned In ecru, with vollo oud el nny limertlon, be knows Just what I mean. Kanana City Btar. A Hot piniih. Frond-Did your novel Imvo n happy enillnuV Kite No; unhappy Seven publlnlu'ra tuructl It down, and I burn ed It up. lliiKton TriiiiHcrlpt. Th Bttt.r Way, Cub ltoporter-1 kui'mm I'll have all my work nipyrlnhtrd City Bdltor- Never mind thnt Jliat Imvo the copy rlfiht-Judjjo OIIANOi: IN AltitANOKMKNTH, Thoro Ih ii vIiaiiko In tliu nrrniiKo niontn for tho ClirUtiniis tron nt tho (IrniiKo Hull, Tho Hiiliilny aclioulii or tho Flrnt nnd Third cliiirclion liuvo comlilnod nnd will kIvo a Joint on tertiilninont, Tho evening will flu IhIi with u uoiiornl lunch for every body. Ladled nru oxpuetwl to hrli)( cuko or Hiiudwlchofi. No individual iloeiitn will ho dlHtrlhiitod. n I if i H l" "y ".' ' FIIATKUNAIj HOCIHTIHH. , . T ;'- 1. (). O. 1'. lieinl KoitKU No, iHH ItoKtilnr MiiotliiKN ovory Monday nlKht VlHltom woluumo. J, K. KilKuhrotnoii, N, 0. y U. K. ilorrmnn, Kecy, l. W. OK A. I'llot Ilutto Oump No. 0704 Moots ovory Tuoidoy In Kathor Ilnll. VImHIiir NolKlihont nlwnyii wolooinu, W. W. Orcutt. Ooimul, Martin It. Knution, Clork. iii:hciiuti:h iOiioi: .v o. ion K. of J'. Mootn ovory Wodno dny ovonlnK nt 8 p. in, In Cmtlo Unit, K. A. Umhor IlldK. VUltlng KiiIkIiU wolcoiuo. Joo I one, C. 0. L. M. Mcltoynoldn,, K. of It. ft B. flKNO lAHiUK NO. IttU A. I', & A. .M. Mecti on iccond and fourth Thundny ownlnR of each month, Vlaltlne brother nlwnya woleomo. J. V, Uavldaon, A. M. Lnrn, W. M. Bocrotary I'UATIUINAI. imOTIIKItllOOO. ItoKUlnr moetluca hold br Hand Lodgo No, 807 In Bnthor'a Hall on nvpry Thuradny ovenliiK fuch month. VlaltliiK ineinhera of tho order nlwnya woleomo. Mra. O. W. Bhrlnor, Pros. Allco Caldwell, Ht-cy. IIHHHKAIIB. Ilond IxxIko No. SOS moota ovory aocoiid mid fourth Friday ovonlnit. nthor'a Ilnll. VJaltlni; brothora and alatora wolomned. Mra. Arlol UtUn. N. O. ItOVAIt.VHIOIIItOltH ItcRiiIu'r mootliiK on flrat and third Friday ovonlmsa at Bnthor'a Hall. Mra. Mnrcnrot Hate, Oracle Mm. Alfarotta Orcutt, Recorder. oitiii:it of i:akti:u.v htau. Ilond lodito moota In regular aoa alon on tho Bccond and Fourth Mon day Kvonlnc each month, In Maaonlc hall. VlaltliiK brother and alotcra woleomo. .. L.i Knnnlo Farrla, W. M. Arrlo lllock, Bocy. niKKcroitv of officia is. Uullcd Bute. Prcaldont Wood row Wllaon Vlco l'roaldont. .Thomaa It. Maraball Bocrotnry of Btato . . . . . W. J. Ilryan Becrotnry of Navy . . Joivphua Danloli Bccrotary of War . . . .u. M. Garrlaon Bocrotnry of Interior . . . .F. K. Lane Becrotnry Agriculture D. F. Houston Bocrotnry of Troaaury . W. F. McAdoo Seorotnry Commorco . .W. 0. Itodflold Bocrotnry of Ubor .... W. II. Wllaon Attorney (Jonoral . .Ja. Mcltoyuolda I'oitmnator (Jenornl .Albert Uurlvaun Matv. Oovornor Oawuld Wcat Booixjtary of Btato .... II. W. Olcott TrOiiBtiror .TIiob. II. Kn Atty Oonornl A. M. Crawford r"1"""""1""1 HU" .'"VT, " ;,;, . Aa-L, 'ur,ohlu l" " " V ;;uifn" rfu,iiiiiwiuitvi imuui aiutiviius .... 0,1'. Holt Oniuo Wnrdon W. U Flnluy Btnto ISnRluoor John II. lJbv.Ii United Btutoa Bonatora Ocorto U. Ohnmborlnln Harry Vf, Lann C-niiKrcaamon A. W. Lofforty N. 8. Blnnott W. A. Hawloy Crook County. Clroult Court Judgo W. 1.. Uradnhaw Ulatrlct Attornoy V. II. Wlrtx County JudKu . . .' (1. flprliiRor Clorlc ............ Wnrrou Drown Bhorlff Frank Hiking Treasurer Hulph Jordan Aaaoaaor if. A. Koator Bohool Sunt J. H. My era Coroner I. 11. I'olndoxtor Surveyor Fred A. Itlce Commlaalonora H. It. llnyloy Willis W. Drown 1 The Court. Circuit Moota flrat Mondny In Soptombor and Docomcor and second Monday In March. Prohuto Moota first Monday In each month. Commlwlonern' Moot first Wed nesday In January, March, May. July, Soptombor, November and December, Ilond School Ulatrlct No. IS. Dlroctora F. M. Hay, Chran J, N. Huntor Clydo M. McKay Clork H. J, Ovorturf City of Itend. Mayor Q, P. Putnam Recorder , 11, 0. Kills Troaaurer ,..,...,, .11. J. Overtyr! Ohlof of Police ,.,,,, B, B. Roberts City BnRlncor ....Ooorge B. Xoung Councllmon .....II. E. Allen ................... A, Ii. Kronen .....A. B. Collins MMMItMHMiiMIM It A All'IOr John Bteldl , , . , , B. A, Bathor JuntJcc of tho I'oneo Rend Precinct J, A, Eastca DeaohutePreclnct ...W. W. PjfVli v'vFmp' ...... OHKOON TIIUNK T1IAIN Arrlvoa 8 n, in, Louvos 8)30 p.m. O..W. It. A N. THAIN, ArrlvoM ,..,....,. .7:45 p. in, lonvc .7!2C o, in. HTAOI5 LINK HOUTII. Arrlvoa 7:30 p. in, Leaven ,,..., 10 . m. - 4 AUTO MNICH. Caro, dally to llurna and pylnU Mouth mid noutlionHt. , I'OKTOKl'ICirilOUHrt, (Jonoinl dollvory open dally 10 a. in, to (5 p, m, (Icnornl dollvory open Bundny 10130 to II u. m. Itnltwuy mull clriKoa 7 p. m. TKM'.UHAPJI IIOL'HH. WoMom union dally 7-12.tfl, 7-10. Bundny 8.10, 4.0, 8-10. TKMJi'iioxie tunniH, I'loimnr Co. dally 7 u. iu,0 p. in. Hunilny 8-12 and G-8. -. . 4 Relinquishment & CONTEST APPLICATION BLANKS nt The Bulletin of fice. Regular ap proved government lonn. Whether you wrtnt one or 100 we enn supply you tit Per 100. $1.50, less quantities 2c each. N. P. WEIDER PAINTER AND PAPERHANGER. Intimates on Wall I'npcr nt application I'ortlnnd Prices Chcai08t nnd Dost Wall I'npcr Samples in tho county. Get My Prices. Box HO, - - Uend Oregon ft I J. A. Eastes ! Real Estate Investments J Farm and City Property kX I OroklA 1 Lots $150 to $351 Terms: $5.00 cosh and $3,00 monthly. This gives you n chnnco to soeculato o n Dcnd's future on a little money Lota are all CO feet wide and every lot a good lot. Office on Oregon Street BEND, OREQON -a CAMi AT TIIU American Bakery on Wall Street oppotlto the PoM olllco and aeo full lino of bakery good nnd confectionery. Kit lonveti for 'M cents or Hlx llrcad tickets for 25 Cents Thrvo stalo lonvw for 10 ceiita Hack of chicken bread SO cents HOT HOLUS AT 5 1 SI. Roofing of all kinds. Repairing promptly dono. J. A. MacCLOSKEY t TINNING AND Furnace Contractor Guttering, Spouting, Cornices and Skylights. FOR WINTER Wear get a pair of WORLD'S WORK SHOES. Sold by JR.H.LOVEN tho Shoo Repair Man. Wall street, Bend, Ore BEND VIEW Commnnds u ehtirming view of the city of Uend and the .surrounding country. ' '.,"', , IB minutes tfnlk fro'm business" center. Price 850.00 to $200. Some a little higher. Liberal terms -$5.00 down Si .00 n week. Oflice opposite First National Bank Bldg. Bend, Oregon Three skilled barbers nro at In ncs & Davidson's barber shop to aorvo you. Adv. 7HIS PAPCR nCPE3LNTED FOR FOREiCr. AP.ttyiilUG DY THE &gffiStS OCNKRAL OF net NEW YORK AND CHICAGO DRANCHC3 IK ALL THE PRINCIPAL CITIES Vienna Cafe f"- " nXJ Wall Street Good Meals, IVoparcd with CleanllntiM, at Moderate Ilatca. A Trial Will Convince. - VV. E. PARKER & CO. i i SANITARY PLUMBING Steaa and Hot Water Heating Wo carry the largest stock of goods in Cen tral Oregon. Jobbing promptly attended to fjWai im griminliJ Tile United Warehouse Company Bend, Oregon STORAGE AND FORWARDING General Commission Merchants We handle Oil, Gasoline, Sugar ; Flour, Salt, Hides, MEATS Salt and Fresh. Hams, Bacon and Lard. T United Warehouse Company A. M. Pringle, Mgr. Bend, Oregon O'DONNELL UNION MARKET THE WHITE IS KING && rJj2ffflMmXidiiJA The TJEST all-round Family Sewing Machine that can be produced. Made In both ROTARY and VIBRATOR styles. The rotary makes both LOCK and CHAIN stitch. The latest up to the minute steel attach ments with each machine. Sold on easy payments. Send name and address for our beautiful II. T. cata logue free. Wfilie Sewing Machiie Co. 519 Merchants National BankjBldg. San Francisco, California BROTHERS IIUNINKHH AND I'HOKKSiUOXAU ItOJJKUT It. UOULD Civil Engineer Rend Oregon 11088 PAItNIIAM Attorney nt Iiw Ofllco In Jones HulldfnB 6n Walt Btrcpt. '' J. . ll A. W 8lnw CKOUK C0U.NTV AnHTIWCTi' COMI'AN'V . (Ineorporatpd.T" ' 8ueeo8or to The J. II. Honor Ahatraet Company, Prlnorlllo, Oro. Ahstraots . insTiraneo tn.iKaisaai W. W. FAULKNHIt, D. lift 0. U K S T I 8 T Ofllee Over Postofllce Ilond. Oregon till .' WILMItl) II. WIIITZ LAWYBIl I'rlncrlHc, Orrcoa V. O. OOK, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Offlco over First National Bank Offlco Hours: 10 to 12 a.,m.; 1 to 3 and 7 to S p. m.' BEND, ;-: "OREOON O. 8. IlKNHOT Attorney At Sb'iv Benson Building, Wall Street Bend, Oregon , VEKNON A. FOItCES LAWYER First National Bank Building, Oend, ...... OroBoa OKOItfiE 8. YOUNO Civil and Irrigation Iigloer. City Knginrer. Deputy County Surveyor. Room C Flrat National Bank Bldg. II. II. I)K AIIMOND LAWYKH JSathor Building Bend, Oregon U. N. HOFFMAN NOTARY 1 Villi in Rulletln .Oflice. Bond, Oregon. J I. C. KLLI8 Attorn cy-at-Iatr . United States CommlwJoncr First National liank Building BEND. OREGON DR. J. H. CONNARN DENTIST Oflice In Sather Building. Hours 9 to 12, I (o 5. 8un doya and evenings by ap pointment. DR. A. B. CROPP DHUGLKSS IMIVSIOAN. Offlco over Dcschutca. Bank Hours: 0-12, 1-5:30. Bend, Oro. a P. KISWONOER, Bend, Ofo. , UNDERTAKER. . Licensed Embalmer, Funeral Director. Phone. Lady..Aeslatant SWEATT, LEVESQUE & CO. 312 Mohawk lildg. SPOKANE ARCHITECTS Schools and Large Buildings a specialty MACHINE SHOP Wo are equipped to do anything in the machine line, having installed new machinery with which we can handle any kind of Job. Autoiaobllo Repairing a specialty. Deyormontl MkImm fb ReMir Sbofi Hawthorne Ave., Bed,6re. r4f4ifH4)f44t)f- J. J. RYAN AUaneota Street SANITARY PLUWINQ STUAM AN IWT WATD( HEATING JOBBINO . , Promptly Attekdoi to He it K),!,