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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 1, 1913)
IIBNI) IIVfiLRTlN, MKND, OUR., WKDNKHUAY, OCTOIIKK 1, IDifl. 4 TAOR B. 4 f i i A Koaly'i FAMOUS OLD HOAX. Motor, With Whloh Ho Oaf i fleet Solantlita Tor Yaara. Tim ntory of tliu Keoly motor lion will Hvu lotiu. It lulcnwt will liu mi. ' hnnccd by the uwrviitlon In the I'liiiiklln limtlluto of the model of ., the rciiinrktihlc motor llint Keely built to deceive lutclnlliiu Inventora Mini un. i It'll Itn Invt'iiior until (lit frnud wn 'I'lpOKiil nflur Keely'n (tenth. I'or twenty-flvo yenra Keely itntoiind--i" (I eminent KcloittlxiM of Hurnpo iiimI Amcrlci with I he mnchlnc llmt liu eliiltiicd tuul nuhed the nwrnt of per V'tunl motion The Inventor of thl mnchliio would Htnrl hi device wlntr. 'iipiMironlly, by ilnylim n tunc on n iiinfilli orffitti. liu loiivlnced mini ,lrvrr men Hint ho told the (ruth, mid atock In I' liww concern Mild freely. t'o the diiy of hi death Keely de nil I hut hln dlncovcry wnn n en. one, nnd It wnn only when the I.T..'.- I.. .ul.llk l.u ......l.l... ....... iiiihipp 'in vi mi ii mu iiini-iiiiiir ivnn plneed wnn thoniujjhly overhauled Hint ,thn rotoNAl frnud wnn dlncovered. Keely hud wlnM the vrnlln of the .htilldliiR. Ilu rnn hU mnchlne liy high prcKKiiro hydraulic xwer Wlien tlio wire attached to the ilinchlnu were tliu auhject of liivcatlpntluu Keely would (lie them to nhow (lint they were nolld nnd could not bo uel for iiny puriKxe. other tlinn ttint for which they weru attached. Piece of wire thtm filed nre to'be aeen mi tlio Franklin Imtltuto, Tim .hrokuii plecrn nhmv thnt the wire were hollow nnd (tint tlio Inventor of tho wonderful motor carefully flopped hi tllliiK abort of perforating tin ecu- ler. which would hnvo otiocd tliu fraud. -Hclctultle American. elnrei 'ft- rtpprntf m vuttrra, "You know the vnliiu or tip la the United Htntea," write n limn from I'miriii. who rlitlfiHl thin country for tlm flrt (line two yeni no. "nnd you iru moro llhernl thiiu we urn In (lint cpce, hut mich h thlnu im tipping u 'iillwny conductor In not known to the ourlHt In Aiuvrlcn IJcrc In Aimtrlu 'hn eiiMuUi Ik no well eMtnhllKlied (hut 'ho refiiHiil of ii conductor on u Huelw iiiihniclc trnlu to necept n thlnliKeld 'ioiii it piiKHenuer who hml been nllow- "d to ride nlnim In u compartment linn mined uniiNiiitl comment. Tliu tltlu While Itiiven' wnn conferred on thu 'onduelor. who eiuphiiHlr.ed hi din .ileuniiiu nt beln tempted by hnvluir ho piiMKeiiver Hiliniiitniiil beforo n uiiiKMrntc on (he I'hnrKc of nlleinpted tirlberj. Do not let (hut trouble you, hnwercr. when you come here, he 'iiuho thu tlppluu miilefiirlor wim dl 'hiirecd. nnd thu innKlxtnileV eon 'einpliiiMin liMik nt tlio conductor Indl ii I eil Hint bin opinion of n mini who would not Hike it tip wnn unlit for iublcatlon."-Nuw York Trlbuuu. FORMATION OF COAL th. Condition! on Our Plantt Whllo , Proctti Otvoloptd. Wlmt mny bo unld to bo thu otrnn jKuxt. perlotl tlinmch which our rnrth Iiiih piukihI In tint otiu Unit wnn ri-nimu-hlble fur the formnlloii of con I. The iplanet In dcucrlbvd nn linvlui: U-eu nt Hint tluiu tint ii nd miwoth nn to ourfni-u Mini peeilllnr n to veueliUlnn. The toiiHiientM wero JtiNt bi'Klnnlnu to rlu nltoro I lie ik'ihiii nnd thu Inud hud not yet tuvoiuu dry. iloiiutnln ninuix bnd 'Hit nrUen from the wntiip, nml thu Htimtphen wnn thick with f. In thin itHie of Hffnlrn there, sprouted nnd MoiirUhiNt (tio plntitM whlrli went Inter to fiirnUh thu worhl with It con I up- Th-t ptnnln crew nn Ug hn nnr Inr ,ml treM. inklMK det'p rout In thu im tnmt nml U4Mir1lilnK like the IihIi untMiM In HHttut mndtiw ImihI nml di '4ttil Into the xtrniiHu hnHm ihw foiitul In tropic vwtntlou. The foriwt Mikeil, he ernil flaunt nn, like H'iie rowth of wenln. ruhen nml cNurtmm ferint. Homu of them crew 'in thu xlmpo of cnctl, Imvlnc cplneit nil over them Thl til ml of VMetntton wnx very rtrh In i-nrbon. which It de- rlvcit froin the wnrm. moNt ntmoo phera Then the mlllloim of yenrn roll ed by, tin forcKtN of Klnnt wciU ncrv Mmrletl by d'Hmln of enrtliy mntirlnl nnd the rhemlenl chnrtitu toek plnco which lowly chanced them Into ronl. ThU prwe cciined with the curbon Ifiiroim nuc no Hint when the prcneiit supply of nml In tliiK out of the (.-round tliero will Im no moru. l!xcbnni:u. Cooktd Monti, Itollrd incut mny lonu nome of It 'tent fiMiditurf properili-H If too much nrnler In mud In It bullion or If It U inkuu from thu wnter In which It In 'ioIHus, Inntend of nllowlnit It to re unlit nnd recover by nliHorptlon oomo if It rnlunble properties Clcht MitiiidN or beef after It I tolled will wcIkIi nil nnd n unlf KJundn. After t In linked It will be two Hiiiudn nnd ilx otiucen. After tt In roimti-d It will lonu three pound nod tell ounce. Otli r incut Iokcn nlmoitt In the xniuc pro--Hirtlon when It In cooked 1 1 will be tinllccil Hint roiintluu inent rntinc It to leireiine coimldernhly iiioro thnn boll ux One urciit trouble, of coiirne. In 'miIIIiik ment In Hint It Inxcn nearly 45 per cent of Itn inlnernl mntter nnd VI per cent of Itn fntn nnd uenrly B per 'cut , of II prolcld. llotiRewlvc liould not wnrry over thin, however, when It K known Hint there In n jrrent r perrvntnee of nutriment In rooked men In, uotwlthnlniidlui! the lon by iNikluu. I tmn there U III rnvr meat. Sew York Aincrlcmi Soaltd Oriltra, Tim ciintom of tinvliiK wnmhlp nnll 'under milled onlom nnmu from the tie Mro of imtrttlmu Miwer to prevent the , plflii from hccoiulHc kttowu to the enwy. In lite Amerlcnn itnvy wk orden emu from Ike prthleiit mhI nre iletHereil lo it (tiiuitwmleror it nlilp or iHpmdroii by n cuiilkleuttHl inewen- , hit who kmiwi ihiHiIuk of HiWr eon iwitlM. HtimetluiiM I hey it re In i-lpher but I buy nre nlwnjn cnlct with tliu 'ulllcliil nctil of thu linvy deiNtrtment. hihI thu pHckuce chiiiiiiI lie opened nn- til thu time timrked on It. which It iiKiinlly Hcvt-nil bourn nfter thu hour ,of leovlii (Mirt. Hy IhU precnutlon thu newnpnpem nre prevented from ithtcloklnK preinnturely the inuveineiiiK which mny bu of the k rent cut Iiiimi tnncu. nod Hie nplen nf thu enemy nre rendered unele o far nn their nbll- ' Ity to dincovvr the recrut of ucti movementa I concerned. ' OatlifUd Hla Curloilty. Ibiynnl Tnylorn wldent fnmc wnn won nn ti trttycler niHl it lecturer on hi trnvel. He (irlded lilmnelf un b4 poetry tuoru limn on hi pnwe. One mii ImntHuu therefore the twirt of crlm iiiiiiM-nient he felt In tellltiK thl ntory -nml he often told It to hN friend: "I hnd detlvercil n lecture In n rural liiwn (Hit went. niHl nevernl of my Midl ine were Nci-txtlnK me with expre nn of their Mttlxfttrtlon One pernoti ii iHtrtleulnr wn cfTnolvely eoxer. ny- iuk: 'I rnn dellclitiil. Mr Tnylor. to HHtke your ucipinliitiiuee I Iihtc rend verythlnjf you Iwvc ever written ntnf hnre Krcntly enjoyeil It nil ' Thin wn ptcmuiut to lienr. nnd. n he umnpt-U my IihihI with evident frleiidnhlp. I re Ninded with n riipiiwt for hi opinion r my ixH'try- A liHik nf overwhelmlux ixlonlNhment nnd perplexity enme Into til fncw. 'Your nctryr bo cxclnlmcd. lime you ever written nny poetryy I'hl. I need not tell yon. fully tt lulled my ciirlunlty'-ClilciiKo Iteonl Herald. Mad Paul of Rutala, Itunnln" tlrxt I'aul wn no lea In- nne ttmn hi fitther. IVter 111., nl UioukIi Id mndiiex wn lonuer In mnnlft-MtltiK llnelf. fo violent wn hi tin (riil of the revolutionary round tint. n fHhloii lniM.riiil frimi I'ntncc. Hint me iiny he xctii '.im iiltie nnd tint iKHilH to Mtilir the xtrcelM of St IVter- Itttric Mini tenr them from Hie IicmiU of ill wlin wore Hh-iii lie tMiilflietl nil Hie i-nliitiiti from hb mHtni becnitoe Hie of them WH fulllHl Willi h pnlr of ilniU on him. HuiHlrett of Id ntll tt nnd courtier wen M-nt in rlinlii 'o Siberia for a t-btiHe or"M u-unl llmt dlHpleiiNctl hlni. iminy wltboiil tiny eiyme nt nil. nml he -cut nn entire regiment on n -'.(xki ,tnlle moreh l ni one In drlllltiu It hud fntlel to on dertnnd one of Id lndltluct wont uf command. Prlmroao For Mimory. The ptiinroHe of old wu credited with n medicinal a well na a u-r-ntllloun vnlue. ICvci now In noino 4 country pnrt a dectn'tlou of prlinrono leave I auppoMud to restore a falltuit memory, nnd lu l(Wt, when CulHir wrote hla "Loudon DIpcmnry,M thu PjJmroHo wnn refiurtlel aa nu nlmoit uinveraiil pnnncen, curing "convulalon. ' fnllliiK ntckuen. pnlnle. etc.." nnd ntreiiKtkunltiR "the brain, nennen and , memory cxccedlnRly.,' And even tlio lienlthy did not dlwlnln to rut It, for )irlmroo pnty wan ouco n popular l.umiulilrv dellcncy.-l-'ninlly Doctor. Youthful Indtptndtne. " "irnther," anld thu fair ulrl, "I hnve nrrniiKetl n wry lniiortniit Intervlow for you thl cvcnltiu. Ilnrotd In iong to cull nn yon." "To miike ii formnl requimt for your 4 hiind, I HiippoKuV" "Nut ut nil. Ilu witutn to look you , ovcr,nnd nee how you would do for n father Imlinv." Wurihluutuu Star, Aorlal Analyilf. If the Inte Wilbur Wrlcht ever bod a rtmiiiiice he mnmi;el to keep the -ei-ret. nnd itn one ffctned to kmiw. I low ever, he wa not without vlrwa nu Hie Htibject A reporter once naked him why be hnd never mnrrletl, "It'a the enlrt thlnj; In the world to drive nu nenipluue." he nnnwered, "nnd It'a Jiint nn f to et mnrrled." Then ho ndded, "Women nnd ncmplnnts art ao much alike thnt you en n't nnalyxo either uutll you tret thum koIur." Dtndlng tho Truth. Ill Wife int the other endi-Well. If you've nlrcady uked Mr. Ijovt to dine with un I aupnou I'll hnve to mnnugo Komehnw, but you know 1 don't like him. He int thl cndi-Slie ny every thtnK'n nil rtRht nnd ahe'll bo tickled to deiith to ace you. IJxcbunuu. Condanttd. "Here In nn itrtlulu on 'How to Llvo a lluiidritl Yi'ura,' " ' "Ye, mid the whole nuhjoct can bo condcuni'd Into two word." , "Whut aru tbeyy Don't dlu."4 - Olevelnnd Plain Dealer. t "CbtMTfulnpnn rnn become a hnblt, ( npd t la wnnderfnl how n pood hnblt of thin kind will help un over hurd plrn'ua." . ! Strong Woman, "Knl her." wild little Herbert, "why dnvturi mother travel with the clrcua?" "Whnt could ahe do III ii clrcii?' She might bo thu ntrotiK woman. I heard her tellln' uranilinu thl morning Hun nlie could wind you around her little lluuer."-.luduu. Advance Information. "YounK, inaii, wu uecil bruins lu our bllHlllCHH." "I know you do. T)nt la why I'm loukliiK for n Job tieru." Hultlmyro American. Tho Fourth Dlmanilon, Tommy Va, what In the fourth dl ineiiHlonT I'ather-Tbe ont that tlta every fnahlou. Your, mother hiia It New York Bun. Since we cannot tret whnt we like' let rh like what we sot. Peruluu Proverb. SUBSCRIPTION BARGAINS! 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