Till', IJKNI nyhhKTtN. nBM. WI'JINKHIIAV. JUNK 4, jojji. PAOB 7. k m i U , . 4 7 Do you know nbout them? These are the remedies that are Justly famous on ac count of their won derful curative powers. Hcxull Hummllwi nru tnndo aftor tliu moHt jipprovoil , fonnulns front tliu puroat,, liMioat Ktriwjrtli (IriiKo, in uno of the flnoat lull oratorio In tliu world. ' Kvcry formuln to tent ed and tried. One 1 rumudy for cnclmlN , inont. Aak for KHKK IIOOKLRT. ' Patterson Drug Co. ' rhe IJfesalS Stre LOCAL NEWS ITEMS Joo McKay wbi visiting (riondi In , Hond last wcok. Mm, I.011IM Itodscth went to a , Pino this morning. Mm. A. M. Ovorturf I vltltliiK Iter noli, II, J. Ovorturf. 1 Tho llrlilKw Cluli will in rot with Mr. W. W. I'nulkHor Friday. I Cheater Ontlow Is playing tho piano nt tho Dream Theatre thla week. ; Tho Corkotta nru now domlollcd In their new restdonco In Kunwoud. - Theru will ho service nt tho Cath idle ohnrah Sunday at 10:30 n, in. The Afternoon COO oliili will moot I with Mr. John Bteldl tomorrow. ffiaxalfl ffimx&Mth jJU I'd rent Assistant Hproat went up ' (mo the I I'lnn country Saturday on bun I aces. J. C. Ithodca wont to flcattlo to visit bla mother, rutiirnliiK lo Mend Konday night, Mr, Philip I'inituon of Bcdro Wool ley, Wash., la visiting hor sta rter, Mra. C. It. Cook. J. M. l.nwroneo was last weik ap i pointed guardian of Mra. Mary I,. Page, by Judge Hprlngor. There will ho n large Number of llend people lo attend thn Hose l'ee tlval In I'ortlnnd noxl woek. , ilr II P. Mnnlmi lm hail on u. ItlMt Nt Mra. l'owahwH art alien i Ike past week a large eenterploee which won fur her th erlrat prlio In )m neflillftwork contend In I'nrtlnnd. It In a beautiful piece n. work. fiiLiLJiiLUiPJuiaji jOea r flmy;- 77ly life. uaJ a AuAdcn io me a jtonp time. Sairy Jo fin Juai cAicd and cALed, of didn't know what wai the matte A. ?Ce wa at jo jtookina ftate and his food didn't aaAee with him, of didn't know it, Jut he needed aiA and Axmahine, So of -went and Jtoityhi him a new ao-caAt, Kloxu he AmiieA and is fat and Ao4y, 2on Ju&t must come and see him, QiwayA youA ftqi, Xou, (PlS,-Whai a icaxitifuJL line of yo-cari arid Lali'y carriaje4, and furniture of atikind you cson aet fAom ' " & M. Ju Whord Your Dollar .Tho-Jast of tliu Hiihjgrllijloiij Cljitl dnncca for thla mmnon was hold at Hnthur'a hall Haturday night. mmih (idrtruilo Hliullx enmo up from hor homo on Trout creek Imhi wook to visit hor slater, Mra, (I. II. Yoiiiik, Mr. mill Mra, Kqno Wont loft Mon day for Odtdl Ijttko. wiinrp thoy will nomine! oampliiK rimort during tho Hiimmor, To tho Hat of now hlrda located In lloud UiIm week 1 1)' looal Idrd loveia have been mlilod loulshiiin TitUHHora, HWnllona and KriioklcH. Mr, mid Mra. T, Allon Joiioh nnd .1, I'. Hector of lluriia nru over In tliolr (into for ii plmiauro trip mid nr trying thulr liuik todayJlHhlng. Mra, H. C. Cnldwoll find aon .lohu loft Butiirdny for Hliudd, Ort., where Mra, Caldwell waa ctillnd hy tho 111 noa of hor father. Mr. Cnldwoll ao- oouipnnled thorn na far iia Portland. Tho On'Kon session luwa of 191.1 nro now rondy for distribution nt 11.80 n copy, postpaid, iicrordliiK to u letter from tho aoorotnry of atato. Tho volumo la larger tlimi formerly and heneo tho InuroiiKod price. J. I). Davidson, II. K. Allon and Ocorge H. Yoiiiik httvo lieen elected by the looal Indue, na doIuKiitcMi to tho Jllihonlr coiivontlon to ho hold .In I'ortlnnd noxt wook. Mr. Allen will piolmtdy Im tho only ono to attend. II. Cntlln, wlfo nnd daughter. J It. Mini nnd wlfo, MUa I'hiiIii Mini and Mra. It. l-'ordyco, nil of Snlom, nro at tho Altainoiit. Thny oxpoot to aK;ud aomo tlmo here. Mraara. t'al lln and l.lnii nro owner or tho I'llot llutto ranch oaat of town, A party compod of J. P. TiiKunrt, J. II. Conuarn, Mont O'Donnoll, John llodxea oud Mr. and Mra, M. H. Unt il went to Crencent Monday to at land tho, opojiluc of the Hotel Crea cent hy IMdlo Hantry. Thoy ilrovo up In tho I'llot llutto Hotel oar, ro turnlux yentcrdny inornlnK. MIm Kthvl llolmea. MUa Martha Mldner nnd MIm Kthcl llorden loft Monday for their home In tho Kaat lo apond tho atimmor. Mlaae llor den and Holme will vlalt Mlna Kld ner at Nlekeraon. Noh., heforo koIiik to their home nt Chippewa Fall. Wla., and Mlunoapoll, reM-ollvoly. A picnic party went up to liva llntid Friday nnd apetit thn day fluli Iiik. Thoao tnklnK the oiitlnt; wore: ,ira Mine, (lorlrudo and Nell Mar ket, Anglo and Florence Yoiiiik, Meda M. 0tle, Harriet Dolnen, Dorothy Sehoolarnft and l'aiillnu Wleat; V. A. Forl.es, II. K. and C. A. Smith, Tom Cowan nnd Hot Fnrnhnm. Mra. IC. It. I'oat wna chapuronc. C. M. MoKcuxlo and mother ar rived thla week In Hond from IxmK Uracil, Cal.. to make their homo hern with U. A. MclCenxle, tholr father and huabaiid. Mr. MoKcuxlo lina coin pletod n roxy little homo In which they will realde. Heforo leavliiK Ijnntt lloach, Mr. MoKenxlo wna man- OKor of tho hrnneh olllco of tho I .oh AnKolea KvoiiIiik Herald ut Hint place. Tho V. C. T. V. will hold lt noxt monthly meetliiK at tho homo of Mra. II. U- Ford Thuritday, Juno 12, nt !:30 (i. m. At n meotlRg hold while Mra. Wallace wna hero tho followliiK nfllcor wore oleclod: rriwldont. Mr. Amanda Winter. lro prMldent. Mra f I'. NlawnnRer: aectetnry. Mra. II. II l'rd correaiiondliiR aecrotury. Mra Ada Honkle; treaauror. Mra. . M Thompaon fiompson Does Its Duty, ifRRRRRSVrlRERBRR&' TIcro nro mosaaKoa nt tlio Western Union Telegraph ofllco for Mra. C. H, King, Mra. K, A. Goodwin nnd Mra. J, It Mnjora Tho nnnunl mootliiK of Tho Hond Comimiiy will ho hold noxt Monday, It la expected thnt prominent Htock holdora will ho proaont, Including W. U, Mueller, Dnvoiiport. Iown; 1). F. Ilrooka and II. K. (llpaou, Mlnnenpo Ha; I). I.. McKay, I'ortlnnd, nnd I). K. Hunter. John MiiHtor, with n 20-Inch red aldo, won the MnIiIiik polo pin up hy N. I'. Smith for tho largo! trout Id ou Kht lii hy Juno 1, Mr. Smith I nfforliiK uuothor nolo for the hlggoat Dolly Vnrdou mid tho ft l( into lliird wnro Company n polo for tliu largoat trout of any kind. A PAMPERED POET. Wordiworth Wi Waited on Hand and Foot by Hit Family. Tho aomewhiil doubtful pfenxiirc of a vlt to WonUwortli In IiIh home ut Ky hil Mount, iif dotrllHd hy Mra. lieiu He, U Hum Kltou hy Mr U l. Will ord In "Memorlea of Vlitorl.iu loii-loii.-" "It 'h not n ptniir,-tho Word orllM were ueh ipiter Hople mid ao vf nipped up In tliouiHolviM. Kveu IioiikIi you were their Ktiuta you were xi'titl In everything to piny Movoud .Idtlle to the mull of the limine. Hound dim everything revolved. You might mi ve ii HKr hreiikfuat, cold dlnhu. bad nllee tliluga were luoatly had nt Uf' hil that were only for tho Inferior gem j nil compuny-hut tho muxler com fort wa iw'duloiixly attended to o different from my other (toot friend. Mr. Kouthey. with whom I alo atnyed it tho lake. Houthey wna cverylMKly'a iMMly. atlendlng to every one. looking tfter every one liliiMelf, while In tho Wonl'tvorth houarhold It waa tho cua lom for the head of the houm? to break fiint III Inh. wife on one aide, daughter m the other, both wholly nlMorbcd In niluNterlnc In hU whiiI. whllo every ttlier M'ixin might pi haugl "And It wmn the aame nil through the day. You might a u atniu'gcr long lo ee all you could of thoe beiiutlfiil InkeM nnd moiintaliM. and nlmoat any tiiMta would have taken care thnt you alinuhl. hut not ao Hie Wonlawortha If It wen ii dull day nnd rain lnicnd lug there wna a cIihikv of Ida getting wet, mid nil the prm and cona werede lulled In your prewenee. but without any reference to your pnmlbtr wlttieaa If theiv were n cold wind they ahook their tiendit with tleclnloii; ho waa uev er nllotvetl to walk or drlvo In a cold wind. -One waa fairly lok of It. nnd 1 would not have aioyl even the three day I did but thnl I wit oo my way to Otvta Hall nnd did not Hko to lu-i-oaimmlo the Houlheya." BAGGAGE SMASHING. An EnalUh VUw of Amirlcan Mathedi and Our Dig Trunk. A fact to bo ateruly boruo In mind. cevhilly by thomj who voyage round the world. I that tiiggngo which will aerve for every other place on earth I too often iueleM ou American rail way Tho wanton hroakugu of lug rhko gH on uu every American rail way. A trunk may travel round tho world, ou nil the Uurupomi railway, nnd In the hold of every kind of boat; It may If hciivi-d lu mid out of nm pun, dumped alMiut by bullock carta and knocked iiniuud by coollca mid cur rlera. mid arrive nt. let ua auy. Snu Frtiuclcii. ua wMiud Mini aertli cable ua when It left the l-otidoii termluua. and before It Im Jotiriiej itl tin If aero tho American continent Ik atuaahvil nnd Unelerui Many thoiianuda of Huuda worth of iiroKiiii truvelera' luggngo la thua gnitultoiuly deatroyed every your. The American pre, nnd In aome de gree the public, treat the "baggage amiiaher" na a Joke, luxtead of being, aa he la. an almoat criminal aurvlvul of the barlairtiiia daya of America, one uf tho hut Milnt ou which tho United Htatea fall of ladug a clvlltxed conn try. To thla nbiiae are due the mnn atroiia, Inm IkiiiiuI truuka which murk tho nvorage Amerlcnn traveler, n nlghtmniv lo the arter of lea rw-k-lei4 lountrlea, nnd for the transnortic Hon of which the owner ou continent al mllwn.VH not aeldom pay more than they do for their own llrat ctaa ticket. Jiiat na the Htruggle goea on between proJtM'ille and armor plate, ao doc the contlht betwiM'ii the Auiurlcau traveler to build luggage which wll la'rtt the tinggnge Hiniiaher, mid of the baggage auiimher hy more uml moro atreuuoiia amiiHhlug lo bent the traveler and trunk hiilldur.-Umdou Timed, Caribou Horns. The ciiiIIioii, or water buffalo, of the I'hlllppliio often ntliilii to great length of Horn, one apocluicu. It U believed. Mtiiudliig ipilie without u rival In tiuu rcKpecl MeiiHiiifd alniiu 'ho curve of the liorna. It Im oxer twelve feet from one tl to the nlher The nprend of thl iiuiiiiiiI'm Horns h grenter Hum the width or Hcvcntl of the narrow liutc of the town Ihdio wheie M owner liven, and Hi voiixeipieiiee n brown line of neiiriv'tl ImiiU on the tlilckxct bumUon hedgea often murka the nnda wlili.li Hil splendid old glum luia truvereU, Whlo World Maguxtiie. Vottalro'a Pottr. Voltaire' text to uncertain the sense of rcHpiiindblllty if un Individual wna lu iiak him to HiipiHiae that he hud lu front of tit ii n button Tin effect of punning the liuttou would Ih (o nhtalu one' deareat wish -love, fame, wealth, power, or what not- ami at the aama time tu cause the death of an uukuowu Culuamaut Vu.l would be dor PORTLAND TRIP GIVES 101 AD BEND LUNCHEON WINS PRAISE Ad Club nt MetropolN N Hiitertiilneil hy I'ulillrlty HluiiLw of IaiciiI IIiiu Idem (Tliib on Junket Taken fiit Week by the OrgiiulMilloii, .Ml Wodnoaday nt the Hotel I'ort- land, tho limhlom C'lilli of Hond waa tho guest of tho Fortland Ad Club at a lunoheon which waa enlivened by many unlquo "atuuta," and provided not only much fun for gueata and hoalB, hut uIko aorvod ua u blK udvor tUemout for lloud. Tho following oxtrnctH from tho Oregon Journnl'a account of tho oo caalon tolla briefly what waa done: "Twonty-ono young mon from Hond, Ore., ua representative of the unique and famoiia Kinldeni Club of that place, allowed Portland aome thing novel lu tho way of entertain ment today, "With member of the Portland Ad Club aa their guctt, they gave u luncheon at tho Portland Hotel. There wore 3S0 platca and every ono of them waa taken. Tho entire main dining room of the hotel wa turned over to tho llend men and their guest. "The luncheon waa begun In a nov el manner. Mcmbera of tho Ad Club and their guest were first inhered Into the dining room and acutcd. Ex actly at 12:15 there came llireo tolla of a big church boll concealed behind n bluo curtain along tho south aide of tho dining hall. Aa the boll ceased, thn curtain rolled back, revealing first a clock with Ha hands pointing at 12: IS, nnd then tlio members of tho Kmblem Club, who marched In, alnglng, to tholr seats. "From then until 1:30 o'clock there wasn't n allont moment. Not ono. When tho llend delegation waa not alnglng and It had a host of happy aonga, mostly about I lend Bomeono was giving a three-minute apecch. Tho speeches woro aa snap py na tho songs. "Ono unlquo feature was that thero wasn't a toastmanter. Tho nearest approach to ono wna W. I). Cheney, taloo of the Kmblem Club and Ita only o nicer, who started tho rang off right. Tho program modo a tremendous hit with tho Portland Ad men. "Ilhero are thn ipcakora In the or der of their speaking: J. II. Sawhlll, secretary Central Oregon Develop ment Lengue; C. S Hudson of the First National Hank or Hond: K. Mor ris l.ara, president llend Commercial Clib; 0. R. Hunter of The Ilehd Co.:' George Palmer Putnam, mayor of llend; W. D. Cheney, taboo of tho club. "In between the talks and aonga a special orchestra kopt tiling lively. Tho walla and colling of the dining room wore hung with ponnanu and streamers with the Hond oniidom In gold nnd blue on It. Altogether It waa one of the liveliest affairs the Ad club haa had In many months. "Prior to tho tuucheou, the mom horn of the Kmblom Club rode In 10 variously decorated tnxlcnlw from tholr hoadquartora ut tho Multnomah Hotel to tho Portland." While lu Portland the Hond mon stayed at tho Multnomah, where splendid accommodations were fur nished nnd overythlifg posslblo done for tholr entertainment. The ofllle lali of tho Oregon-Washington Rail road, which lino furnished n private oar for tho excursionist, also lav ished much attention upon tho vial tora and did a groat deal to make the Junket tho unlquo success It proved. Attogsthsr Different. "After nit, llfu la u food deal like Willi Htrvef "lu what wnyT "It la all ii gamble, you know." "Hut that diMwn't make It like Wall street, lu Itfo almost every one haa a chuuco.,Chleago Hevord.Hcruld. Two Pho. "I detest that Mra. June. She nb way tell what nil her clothe coat." "Well. I dete-t' Mr. Hrown. She neyer will tell what ihe wy for iiny-'thing."- Del roll Free Pre. A Plnero Club Epigram. An eplvnim from Sir Arthur Plnerof "Indian cuhs are cooil for the llcr London clhba mv not "-l.oiultm Ktnud n rd. The fntherV virtue It tin child's bent luhcrltiiiitv.- Chinese Proverb, . ii mm i. i i ii iiij Oraaklng It Gently. VWliom haxo you Ilioro lu towt' "This I Hip Van Winkle. H Just woke up." "Why uunrd him bo cnrefullyl" "Well, we're lotting him e the wo mouV atylea giudually. don't you kuow.'VlAiulavlllo Courier-Journal, Not Enoouraglng. "Madam, do you, think you can use your Influence with your husband to Induce him to support mo lu the com ing campaign!" "I don't Uuow, sir. Py never jot aureeedod In Indurlmt him to support uja."-UalthjiQre,Aturtcua. (? WARM WEATHER MEANS Summer UnderwV Our Stock for Men, Ladies and Children is Complete. Men's Union Suits $1.00 to $2.50 Men's 2-Piece Suits $1.00 to $2.50 Hoys' Union Suits 50c J Joys' ii-Picce Suits 50c Ladies' Union Suits 35c, 50c, $1.00 Ladies Vests 10c to $1.25 New blue and pink Linen Suitings for Sum mer Dresses 65c yd. Comeia and get a copy of Jnlj "Gd Drcssa;" It's Free GOOD DRESSING ISaiS WVl Mannheimer's HIGHEST IN QUALITY LOWEST IN PRICE L Laft Handtd Drlnkar. A commercial traveler aays that be can identify tucmbera of bis profession In tho hotel dlulnj; rooms by their bablt of drinking their coffee "left handed." Ho aaya that many traveling men have adopted thla bablt bvcauso when they drink "left handed" they drink from the aide of the cup that Isn't generally uM. Thla la one of tboao customs the valuo of which will lessen na It be come more general -or na dlh washing becomes more of a flue art. Exchange, Right Up to Oat. "In regard to the custody of the child." anld the Judge In handing down hi declnlnn In Hie djvorvo cnae. "I'll let the ynitug lady decide for herself." "Oh." replied Hie worldly wlie young thing, "If mamma la really going to got all that alimony I guesa I'll CO 'with ber."-Hruoklyu Life. 8acrific For Art's 8aka. "You aay you have devoted your life to art." wild the man who iriea to be polite, even when Mirprtacd. "Yea." replied Mr Cumrox. "I haTe devoted myeir to an effort to become rich enough tn own n gallery of genu ine old iiiastera."-Waahlngton Star. Mora Troublt Coming. Ambulance Surgeon t'heer up! You ate not going to die! Molor1t (Inoklns nt wrtH-ketl nuiehlnet I don't know alioiit that Tim l waa my wires auto. riilr-ago SVw you caht - Tools in our STORE ONLY THE BEST WE CANT BE ON THE TOOLS. BE ON THE ft Ti YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY POOR TOOLS. W H V OUR POLICY BEST IS CHEAPEST IN THE END. WE WANT YOUR BUSINESS. WE WANT YOUR CONFIDENCE AND WE WANT YOUR GOOD WILL, CONE TO SEE US. THE SQUARE DEAL IS OUR KIND OF A DEAL. We Will glvo $5 castln'c rod for the largest trout cauzht this seaaos. Skuse Hardware Company. We Ucpalr Uua of All ki(tt. Come is and gel a cop j of Ja!r "fee! Dramg" It's Free. JOWKAl KT7IZG W tOz. Fisherman's Liinch Put up neatly in boxes that are light and easily carried. INDIVIDUAL LUNCHES 25c or 50c bvy poor. LEVEL AND SELL POOR LEVEL WITH YOURSELF. HAS ALWAYS BEEN. THE ':. m r a ' VakI fv -V - ,r- 0 1 1.1. tt- k