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AN INSOLENT WRITER. '
H Pound Ha Couldn't qietals to
Tpioal John Dull,
Tlmt niiruutlnu Krolrli peer, t ho Karl
, (it U'VIHI, Will) H'llllldll II Slll iiimvh re
porter wlm iiiimmuIhhI IiIiii by deeliir
HlU lllllt "III! Kl'lllll'HHIII I'l'i-r SH'llUs (U
t Milliliter without mi HiIiihIiicIIoiii It
simply Isn't done.' Ik mi old frli'iiil of
dimes I'nincls lMvi-r, the AiiHtrnlliui
I iitiVfllHt tlint In, liwyer doesn't nelu
till)' know tlit1 Hurl of ,vuii, tint Im
, Known IiIh Hivtetly llrlllsli Hurt,
"I oiilit to." siild IMvyer, "I wn
broke in l.iiiiilnii mihI I leiirned to
, know tlitr trnw llrllnn Ouiv I an
swered mi njLlHTlicciiifiit (urn literary
secrettiry. To nniku ivrlnlii Unit my
( Ml cr would Ik mid I wired tliv ml
vvrtlser 11 follows!
''Do not viiitflifi ii literary secretary
niilll you luivu rend my utter of up
plltiilloii.' "Tlmt li'tli-r whs ii pew, I thought 1
f.fTimlil In ml Hit (ilnif with It sure. I
wiim ifilnln of it when n iiirpe. sipinre
leiier dln-vlcd me to iippenr ill ii mini
mI address tit ii Kit 'ii liuur. It wnx n
four iituiiiy turn ride, tint I didn't tare
.My fortune win iienlnp out heforu me,
I siimiidcred tliu fourpeme Mltliout n
miserly thoupht. A iioiiinntu Imtler
ushered mu Into n Muck onk library,
where tliu original stuffed model of
John Hull mil ut ii tnlile, tint down
uiM'kly mid wnlied to tie KKkn to
"Ilium! Hit lilt tliu desk nilli hi
Mm ImmI liiiud.
"uu ti ii not dlrtnlti to on Kapllsh
1111111,' Mill) till- old limine.
"'No. Kir." I viilit.
"I tell yon, lie shouted, you cannot
dletnte in mi HnplUhmiiii!'
"XVrtululy nut. I sold.
M,liit .vim trliil to.' Ii rnld. 'You
ft-nt iiiv this Impertinent telegram, No
HiiulMiiiiiin would luiru done Unit. It
was mi aiimtIciiii trleU.'
"I tried to soot lie hi in, for I wanted
tlmt Joli. Hut lie put tiotlrr Mini hotter.
I'limlly he lold ine outright tlmt ho tind
hlrvd'ti young inun woo onru hnd work
hi for a lord,
"'I have sent for yon,' mM bo. 'and
yon oliould ! grateful to in n order
li it ni it you n proper tvMit for the
traditions of Knglaiid nud fur ttit Itrtt
Uli ling'
"'Von old fossil. mid I. 'If I had a
British Dug hetr I'd tear It la two and
rliobo you to death wild It. " Chicago
News.
"COOKING A PILL"
That Is What Opium Smektrs Call
"HIMIno tha Pip."
The opium rinoUer lu the net of
amukliiK I" mid to lut "cookluK n pill."
KinntoTH of liibaiTO In mn-lUK ojiluin
ih'H liiMv Ixt'U mUled loto tho Udlef
Unit the litrjco Uiwl of tho pl U tilled
wljh iipliiin when rvtilly the "plir I
Kliuply pnti-d over u tiny openliiK lu
the coviT of the Uiwl. llentliiK of tho
IkiwI prixlures denxo fumes, which are
ilritwu thniUKh the Ixiwl nnd the stem
of the pipe Into the stiuiker's mouth.
Neither dors one pl(c of opium pro
duce Miiwr. A "pill" dmv only even
un luexiterlenceil smoker ns n Inrce
drink would etTeet n tterxin unused to
alcohol. The opium uer who have
lieeu pictured stretched un hunks of
opium deu lu utter siior have hern
mtunilrd with I he d run
Itit'lliiliijt on u In-d. the smoker places
the liirinil within iiixy reneh nud HkIiIm
the himp I'inimit oil, luiriiliiK slowly
nnd Million! evil odors or futile. iihI
exeliiNtrHy The suioker Is Iheu riniil)
to preir Ids "pill "
'1 lio )en-hnk. or dlpHT. n Inns, nee
dle Iimhi liiiriiineut, Ih put Into the
opium rveeptiicli iind turioil slowly lu
the hbtrk nud dltky siilininie until n
munll ipinntlly of opium udherex to the
Cillit It Is Iheu plmeil oer the thlltie
of the himp. nud ttirnliiu the dipper
the smoker ndlx nud -k the "plir
until II Is remlj ror Hie ple
'I he llu.v s-ek N then lhnit luio the
opviiluu 4if the IhiwI, uhlch. lieni iilxoe
the iiiuip. eluulj lieuliis to produce
opium fumes, lidli ure ilniwu lu i)
the suioker throuuli Ihe stem of til
pipe. The "pill" Insis only It in Ilurt
lu forty seconds, nun In enjoy uimlhei
Hinoke the suine pr'iiriitliu lime to
he rviHiiled. New York Ttlliuue.
Humlllsttd Hubby.
A newly mnrrled eoiiple hud hnd a
Utile dlxiiKrvemeut ulsiut some cukes
whli h the wire hud lutide. The litis.
ImiiiiI eoliiplullied Unit llioxe hN mother
used to produce Mere far siierlor Un
thv next day the girl set In-fore him a
pliile of hot mhes.
"Now ou hnve nehleved souirthliiK!H
he exelnlined enlhiishistlcHlly. "These
lire exmtly like what uiuther used to
make, How did .urn do It)"
.J "I will give you Ihe rei-liie." replied
Ihe wife coldly. "I used iniirvurlue lu
stend of butter, etrs n enr old. I put
iiluui lu the ttuur uud added plenty or
water to the milk."- lAindun Tlt'lllu.
Hs Didn't Know Art.
"Where did ,vuu tt Unit mnrhle
Btntuellu, my deurV
"Why, nt Miirtlno's. Isn't It love.vY
And such a ImrKiilu! It wns marked
Imir off Didn't you see the lin;
"Yes, hut I thought the liitr referred
to the eluthluu." C'levelund I'lutu
Dealer,
Uniophlstlcstsd,
"Dr.rllng." wild the fonii yonlh pro
ducing n rliitf, "which Is the rinht tin?
gerV
"I'or giHMlness' sake, AlKy!" respond
ed the imildeu. "Don't you know)
'lueleeu years old uud never heeu eu
uiiixed to u ulrl heforo!" Chleufo Trlb
ijuo. . Basy,
' I,ticy-!low ran bring the ronnt to
his uuees nt mv feetV Wellv Dron a
' ' iiir ln- MhJ tioor; 'Nnf Orleans'
D. E. MTERBtKY BOOSTING
llend Mini Tells Poi-lluiidciM Thing,
doing Well Mens
(Tliu Oregon Jotirnal.)
"J.nst your In tliu best year tlmt wo
Imvn hud nl lltmd," mid 1). K. Mini,
tor, olio or (lio most prominent mid
tlKilt'HH boosters from tliu miHtorii
OrtiKou city. "Wo do not uliilm Unit
mm iniiiiy m;(iiIii hflvu eoiiio tliuro In
Urn niHt yt'iir ii h Imvo vomo thoru lio
foro, hut thuro linn licon u mora miiIi
Nllllltllll ulllHR (if IVO)ll coino In ihU
Unit, ivoilo with iiionuy, who Imvo
ooiiio to Mtay,"
' Wo hiitu dm lira In our lionnot
Unit tlioru Ih koIiiu to ho RomothliiK
doliiK In mllrottd diivnloiuiiut lu tlin
iionr riituri', for thuro tiro iniiiiy rnll
road olllclnlN, hiiIi-oiIIoIiiIh nud promt
ncnt (lovvloinnoiit inon InitxIiiK nhout
tho toHii, iiomliiK In on noftrly nvory
trnlii," di'i'lnrcd .Mr. Iluntor.
"llicrn wan n pood rnln Htorm
thi'Mi u Muk mko that pnictlnnlly an.
Htiri'M n of ftuod orom liud a Rood
oHr." Krom Hint point ml lliiltuin,
.Mr. Iliintur oxtolli'd linnd.
ALFALFA JOING FINELY
I', .1, Viiiiiik I'lelil Aenme Teuly
Inches llluli.
A hiindlu of ulfnlfn H Inches Ioiik
was hroiiKht lu Haturdny hy I. J
Yoiiiik from his rnuaJi northonat of
town. It tins n rich green color
showing that It Is In n healthy con
dition. "1 Imvn nlmiit three acres of old
stniid nlfalfn that will uernKo 20
Inches hltth," anld Mr. Youne. "That
hin't so had for Mny 31, Is It, nnd
this u very backward sprliiK at that?
The alfalfa that was needed this jenr
will uvurnKo 12 to 15 Inches and It
la doliiK flue, I hnvo alKiut 8S acres
In clover and nlfnlfn, If this line
warm leather continues, we will he
euttluK hay hy July 4th. Wis will
Ket a Rood second crop and besides
huto flue pasture afterwarda."
lllVY 1'IHCi: OK MACIIINKHY.
The heaviest piece of machinery In
llend Is the Asher maniele which Is
now In operation at tho laundry. It
Mas Installed hy a mechanic sent In
hy the rompany from Keattlu and was
put In operation Monday. It ententes
the capacity of tho laundry about J
th reo times as regard flat work. It
has a itreal pressure and does much
better wurk than tho old mangle. Tho
weight of It Is 10,000 pounds nnd It
cost I2S00.
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GHUHCHJOIICES
McIIiikIIkI,
HorvlccH Hunday nl 11 n. tn, nud
8 p. in, Hunday ncliool at 10 n, m.
Upworth Ki'Mkiio ut 7 i. m. I'rnyor
incvtliiK Tim r rnln y nt H p, m. Choir
practlco Wudiu'adny nt 8 p. in.
Ilnpllxt.
Kundny nrhool nt )'AT,, prcaclilriK
at' 11 n, in. nnd 8 p, tn. flrothorhood
nt 3 p. tn. Youni; pvoplu'H tueotlnR nt
7 p. in. I'rnyor inootliiK nt 8 p, in. on
Wi'dnoadny, Choir prnutlco Tnumday
ovcnlnK ut 7:30.
Prculiylaliui.
Korvlcea at tho Dronm Thontro on
Hunday, June 8, nl 11 n. in., miliject
"Tho Church nnd tho World," Hun
dny mcIiooI nl 10 n. in., Koub Fnrulinm
LOW ROUND
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ROSE FESTIVAL
PORTLAND
JUNE 9-14
$9.95 Round Trip
Tickets on sale June 8, 0, li, 13;
return limit June 1G. This is the
great annual floral and civic cele
bration at I'ortland. A week of
splendid pnrndes by day nnd night,
music, gnla attire, etc. Leaving 6:-l5
A. M. daily, arrive Portland G:30
1. M. in a through train.
SCHEDULES AND DETAILS WfLL
R. II. CROZIER, Asst. Gen. Tom. Agt., J. H. CORBETT, Agt.,
Portland, Ore. Bend, Ore.
W. C. WILKES, Awt. Gen. FrL & Pom. Agt., Portland. Ore.
ELECTRIC
TOASTERS
REGULAR PRICE $4.00
This Week $2.50 .
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ELECTRIC IRONS
GUARANTEED FOREVER
$4.25 -
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Bjend Waiej Light & PoweGcfe
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Iiiuporlntondont. domes for nil, Mrs,
,M. o. Coo will Klnu nnd Mm. Word
play the violin.
Cliurcli of Uip llrrllirni.
No ffcrvlccti next Hundny. Hnrvlcon
nirnln Hiimlnv limn 1ft nt 1 n tn
again Hun lay. Juno !, nt 3 p. .'
lu Motiodlt church.
On Exemption,
"Wtii'rp llierv a winner there's nl
wnyn wrr."
"Not nlwuyn."
"Widl. imiiitf nn Inclnnro to tho mil
trnry" "H'Iihii yoirri plnylntt card with
your Klrl for tow."
Unfteling.
.Mm ItHitmui -I'm ntmld lhi Aneofn
hill m ihi ii il'Ii llfiiliiiiii- itui hf. nr
il mi illx Mr". Il-iiiuiiii -TluiiV what
I m llitunnu un .iw York 11 mm.
Tlnri Ic no lime co mlrji(ile tint a
mil n mny tf truv -HliKK-K-nre.
TRIP FARES
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CENTRAL OREGON LINE
Carnivals
SPOKANE
JUNE 16-21
$16.70 Round Trip
TickcU on sale June 1G and 18; re
turn limit June 23. This is the first
year of Spokane's carnival, a week
devoted to parades, concerts, ath
letics, civic and industrial features.
Leaving G:4G A. M. daily, arrive
spokano 0:45 P. M. same day; chang
ing cars to the limited at noon.
BE FURNISHED ON REQUEST.
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J)pnrtmcnt of tho interior, V. H.
I.imd Offlco nt Tho Dalles, drcgon,
.Mny Int, 1013.
Notlro In lioruhy given that John
I'. Yoiiiik of Dnnd, Uroiton, who. on
ly 27tll, 1009, niBllO (lOICrt entry
No. ooir,, for HBHWV. N8W
ace. 3 nnd M;HK',i, ecc. , town
whip 17 aotith, rntiKo 12 cnt, Wll
Inmctto Meridian, hna filed notlco of
Intention to tnako final proof, to m
tnhllah claim to tli land nlmvo de
crlhed, licforo II. C. KIIIm, IT. H. Com
mlKMlonur, nt hla onlce nt Hend, Orc
Kob, on the 28th day of Juno, 1913.
Claimant tinmen as wltnentes:
Karl II. Houston, Adelaide .. Alt,
William J. Alt, Albert Hnrryman,
all of llend, OrcKon.
12-1 C C. W. MOOIIB, Jlcglstor.
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Copying
Enlarging
nnd all-around
COMMERCIAL
PHOTOGRAPHY
We are located here and
guarantee our work.
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MEATS
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HEADQUARTERS FOR
HOMESEEKERS.
Rates Reasonable.
L.c. Fleming; Prop.
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Machine Shop and j
t Garage :
We know how to do all f
kinds of Machine Work. 1
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Insist on having a perfect bathroom
Btautiful, therefore pleating.
Sanitary, therefore h'alihful.
Durable, therefore economical.
And beiidci this let it hire an individuality,
an cspreuion of your own Uttet, Thctc retulu
are raiily obuincd through our csrtf id following
of y "ur v iihei and our wing 'StattdariT plumbing
fixmtea of which there ii mch an exteniive
variety of pleating design.
Let ui citiniate for you.
J. J. RYAN,
Plumbing and Heating
Minnesota St.
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Situated in the hub of the principal theater and shopping
district. Recently redecorated and refurnished throughout,
and better equipped today than ever before.
EUROPEAN PLAN.
Rooms without bath, $1.00 par day and up.
,Roonuwha sta, 92.00. pr-4ay a p.
Three skilled barbers nro nt. In-.
ncS & Davidson's barber, shop' to
servo you. Adv.
lllMNKHM AND ritOI'KKSIONAU
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Engineer
Bend
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C. V. MSWONOKIt, Ilond, Oro.
UNDKUTAKKIU
Licensed ICnibnlmcr,
Funeral Plrector.
Phone. Lady Assistant
It O H H V A It N II A M
Attorney at Iaw
Office In old First National Dank
Dulldlng.
Dietetic, llyfilonlc, Natural Thera
peutics. Chronic Disorders a Specialty
DIt. It. I). KKTCIIUM
Druglci I'fiyslclan
Hours 9 to C Anther Bldg
llIK J. II. IIAXHK AIIHTItAtTT CO.,
Incorporated.
Complete tract Indexes nnd photo
graphic copies of all Crook County
records.
Prlnevlllo, Oregon.
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W. W. FAULKNBlt. D. M D.
PB.NTI8T
O'Donnell Dulldlnj;
Dcnd, Oregou
v. a. COK, M. I.
Physician and Burgeon
Office over First National Dank
Office Hours: 10 to 12 a. ni,; 'l
to 3 and 7 to 8 p. m,
BEND, :-: OltEGON
O. H. UK N HON
Attorney At Imir
Office In old First National Bank
Ilulldlns
Bend, Oregon
VEItXO.V A. FOIlItES
LAWYER.
First KaUonal Bank Building.
Bend, --.---. Oregon.
GKOKfiK H. YOU NO
Civil, Mining and Irrigation
Knglnrer.
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Building.
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Sather Building Bend, Oregon
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NOTAHY PUIIlin
BulIeUn Office, Bend, Oregon.
II. C. KllIS
Attorney-nt-Ijiw '
United State Commissioner -
First National Bank Building'
BEND. OREGON .
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