THK HKtfD KUMJCTM, W5JTO, Wl'f'IfKflllAY) VVAtHVAHY 18, 11S
FAGB 0.
SAVING THE SCENE
An Emergency For Whioh Aotors
Must Ever Do Proparcd.
I ACTS NOT ON THE PLAYBILLS.
Prnc of Mind by Whloh Clara
Morrla Turntl to Advantage Ca
nlna Interruption In "MIm Mutton"
.and Polln Intrualon In "Camilla."
An oxnorlimcod actor It biipikwhI to
1m nlilo to cok with tiny rtuRo uir
uniioy. no tnnttor wlint U lucking or
wliit liappena. Cool, aelf ihhummhm1, it
la expecta! of hlin to turn tint rliTlcu
loin Into a oourvo of niiplmum rtttlur
than of iHjihihtotbI or latixlilvr.
And amoriK ttio nwrnaary acquire
inrnta fur Uio nctrtM U an uiutinkanla
wit roDtrol, uo o(atir.lt r anint carp
limne alio la thrown Into n altuatlon
nlimwt without pnw.ant. Him must
Jotm fly XT At h tatiKont Uteauas of
noma uurelionrHixl Incident- Hua riniit
not acrwuu whou tba prvnnU Kallwr
Idiot ytilla "VnV If aotutthiotf la for---ultra
ahn muat try hard to bldo Itanb
nfiHurlnrnita.iutntltut& I
If nnjrtlitujr unuaual ofcurrwl I al
ways trlnl. to lucorp-irata t luto tbe
ilay If 'xMMlblft. aa wli.'n In th achool
room acvno of "MIm Million" I waa ao.
tonlahrU to o a lrft water spanll
omi trotting; oh to tt (. walm:
lit tall at in a If wo bad Iwn bonotn
frlriida fur yMnt. 1 don't llko to rall
nil tin thing I thoiijsht about that dog
fur a moment or two.
Thr 1 roao, and, thanking heaven
u a KnnHi inatr for tl collar Im
wra, I itnupMl It, and, having atnik'
lit allky Mr with tint other Jiand, I
mV to my uplU: "Chlldrpn, I do not
wUh to curtail your plnaaurva, but I
Jiht told yoti before that I rnnnot par
tnltyou to bav your lta In thlf room
during IwMon hour. 'uw don't furva
uio to roinlml you of that agnln "
And tue.liulo itlrl who iilarnl Paul
jnkkly and clmrrly rrindnl to my
trluk, "Oh, ricu ua tbU limit, MIm
aiulton. and wo won't do It atalu."
.And, taktiur th doit from mo, alio M
lilm off Into thft ntlruMnt of prlratti
life, wbllaln tho tworoln one iiwa
mr rtiuarkisl that "aiuurig tho "'I"'
if tho ilfhtur Unirbotf, of tbo rrfnn
nnio waa tho acono at tho Chriatnias
triHt In th first act and tho do oceno
In tho third act."
Another tlmo. In llattliDor, wbon I
win Having "CmllliM 1 Imd aatmllar
riHr1iu. In In tlfth act I bad atag
j'vrr-l from ha window to Iho bureau,
3nsirlnir that dread moment when I waa
to urn tbo reflection of my wrecked and
iilne! keif In the looking irlaM. Tho
huuio waa all nltuutlou, walcblnit dim
J-il the iiltixMM. wenk movementa of
U" 'lJW-woiiwi. Juki, then I hwinl
tbo iillfcW IndrnwIniC of tho brmtli Hint
abirtled womniihood nlwnya Indulge
In bitforv vlthui' n acroou or n Inugli.
My liciirt garo n pIuiiro- "What la
It? Oh. what la wmuitt" And I kIaiic
id down nt tnyaolf nuiloiialy, for really
I worn very llttlu In llmt hcoiio. "What
la itr
Then emtio n tiller, mid evidently It
una iirowliiK. In (Winy I turned uulck
ly nlxiut nud found myaelf fnclii n
iiKiiiHtroiiH tut. Htnrllkn, ho held Uio
ritry center of tho tlnsci'. hln two great
topftK ayen flxixl iinlllnchlnKly upon my
face. IIIm tnll atiMHl atmlKht nud
Krefialrely In tho nlr, twllchlnu with
abort tnitiheM ut tho very tup.
Ainu, no wondur they nbuledl Hut
how fo mivo tho npprwk'liliiK doalh
mniio vn what wvnt throuuh my
mind.
dinning lo the bureau, I flipped to
my knoeM, and with nn earumt tc)cr
that he would not rralut iny appeal In
n faint votcv 1 called lilm to mo.
Tliomaa looked uplcloiwly at mo. he
ItabMl, thou approached Klncrrly and
anlffMl nt my flmrnm. Then ho rubbed
hbt dltna body asalnit toy kme, and
In an Inttant uiy nrnut we're aOouYhftn,
my cheek oir hln wicked old bend.
What n IkIi of mllnf wmt Ilka a wave
oror Ibat amllt'iieat I had wont
I then railed Nnntnn (o rellore mo,
ami tho appUum that awefit the hotwo
waa nt balm to my iireat dlntreaa. 1
aatd to Nanlnu, "Take him dowuatalra;
ho growa too heavy for mo to pot"
Ami Hlr Thomaa waa carried off re
luctantly, Imagining perhoix that I
waa rnvloua of tho hit bo bad made.
My irtAiiaKer, who waa oomewhat of
a wag, of coure made tho moat of ttio
aaved altuatlon. A geutleman root lilm
on tbo afreet the next morning and waa
anxloua for him to aettlo an argument
between hlmaelf and wife.
"My wife, who baa nu tho play aev
eral time In Now York, IntliU that
the lwutlful llitlo oeeno with Uio cat
Moot to tho play, while I don't recall
It. nor do any of our acquaintance
whom I have naked thl morning.
Won't you kindly eat u right P
"Willingly replied my manager.
"Your wife (a In tho right, my dear air.
That cut aeon la a I war ilono. It It a
great favorite with MIm Morrta, and
he baula Ibat cat all over the country
with ber.t
May beavon forgive hi ml Clara Mot
rl In Now York Pre.
Iiirglat. "how tho oTO rille on TnoV
nla for It tnobipbora audalmlloo. Tbua
an orator la Mllver toniruod or golden
mouthed, An xplorf U bronned by
African ouna. A reaolute chap baa nn
iron Mill. A alnggiird movra wltb lend
u feet. An ootrlch Im n copHir lined
atoiDiich A illlounlro boa tin. A
awlndlur la nn nllpicry na julckllvr.
A borrotvur Ima brnna."
Inqulaltlve.
"What la your namor naked ono flvo-
yearold mUa of another.
"My goodnftaar oxctalmed tho other.
You are aa bad na grownup folk.
Ttwy am nlway aaklng my oamo and
a lot of other allly.queatlona until I am
actually nhaned of them." Chicago
Now.
If you know how to opend Iron than
you get' you bare tho phllMOphtr'a
ton,- Franklin.
MUI and Mataphora.
"It J Jliot emaxluj no!! a metal-
Amlcablt Adjutmnt.
"I wnut you illHtluctly to nuderaUnd
Cnill, Unit wlifii oiir iiillciiKUv'a wife
ban a now lint I want ono too."
"Culm yiiumelf, my dwir. We've
nettled It U'hvii-ii ua. You'ro neither
of you going to gut onu." Pllegvndo
IHuttiT.
The Lr Evil.
"I bate n twrlu-r that talk politico
all tliu Unto, don't you)"
"Can't any I do I'd rather have
hltn talk- ikiIIUim than batr toolc."
Wuibliigtou llvruld.
Rar Frtak.
Tunnr. lan't It, about tbe blowing
tip bf a mnnholeT '
"llnw'a It funny?"
"Itefniiae a mini ifrnernlly blow ui
In ple"-lliilttuiore American.
llAIIiV TIIAI.V KCHRDUIA.
Joint Oregon Trunk-Deachutc Lino,
Arrival 8HS P.M.
Departuro C:30 A. M.
Out of tho Olart of All Mcthoda of
Marino Qrttlng.
The aalutatlon given when a veaael
lower or ''dip" It ilng I ono of the
olden nnd moat honornblu of all form
nt Din r( tie greutlug.
ThU form uf aulute hna alwnya been
demuiidi-d by Kiigllnh cnking wn
men, mid Km oxuctlon hn burned the
hvnrt and (ho wwder of gvuvrutlon
of imvnl commnndera.
In the old day for a foreign thlp,
whether merchant or unvn, to outer
an Knullab xirt without veiling top
mil) or dipping It national flag waa to
run the rlak of war, although tbo pro
foumktit (Nntro cxliited.
Without warning or argument the
ahore defvniM or n man of war would
wind ii round abot acroa tbo bow or
between lite maat of Iho foreigner,
and If tbe offending flag did yipt In
bintly come down the liuolent intru
der waa hnHight lo ber aeiiie by being
rnked through and tbrough,
Hucti wa tho reception accorded by
Kir John Ilawkln in lb sixteenth cen
tury to the BpanUh admiral who. In
time of pence, nailed Into Portamoutb
found wl'hout veiling bis topnalla or
lowering hi (lag.
. Kahili are rtuxntbil matter of naval
tlquetteandarxchnngrd on an elab
orate code fljxed by tba maritime pow
er. Tbe Bomber of guna to be fired
under all rtrcumMance la minutely
tipulated. Harpor'a Weekly.
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