THE BEND BULLETIN
Geoiige Palmkr Putnam
iHlbllshcr,
U. N. IIOFKMAN
M.innglnK Editor.
A(i Independent ncwspavtcr, MmliiR
lor Ihe square dent, clean bnaliiea, clean
joHtica, ml the liest interests ot llenil
ml Central Oregon.
SUnSCRII'TlON RATKS:
One rtt..--.......-. ...
Pit roonlh....w..ow.....w..."".....
Thlte month..... -...
(InrnrUblr In adranc.)
. Ii.jo
.So
WEDNESDAY, NOV. 1, 1011
THE "AUTOMOHILU MOO."
New discoveries nnd inventions
brinp into existence new terms.
The automobile added n lonp list to
the dictionary nnd continues to add
them. Though not used as much
as some of these new terms, the
phrase, 'automobile hog" has a
large place in the auto category,
for this species of animal is fre
quently seen driving a motor car.
If you have never noticed one of
those freaks of an age of rush and
recklessness, take a look at the next
driver of an auto you see and per
chance you may get an introduction.
The main characteristic of this ani
mal is the same as that of the swine
that eats from a trough. .He is
selfish and greedy. He docs not
care for the rights of others, he
being the self-constituted center of
this little universe. The whole
road was made for him alone, and
when he travels it everybody and
everything else must get afar off
or take the consequences. Mr. A.
H. is not bound by any rules of
the road." He goes at the highest
speed the engine will take him. If
there are turns in the road, he never
blows his horn on approaching them,
for what right has anyone else, he
says to himself, to be traveling
along the road that is his exclusive
ly? If he meets a woman driving a
a team of skittish ponies to town to
buy a few of the necessaries of life,
Mr. A. H. may stop his car if there
be danger that the horses become
frightened . and plunge into and
damage' it. Otherwise, he rushes
past like a wild locomotive, in a
cloud of dust, leaving the driver of
the horses to control them and
escape with her life as best she can.
What right has the farmer's wife to
dare use the highway that the gov
ernment built exclusively for the
use of Mr. A. II.?
By tluMe characteristics, and
others, you will know the ' Auto
mobile Ho'."
Not only doei he bring suffering
to those who travol afoot or by
buggy or wagon, but to those of his
fellow drivers who are public
spirited and careful men and have
respoct for the rights of mankind.
He is responsible for the fact that,
in the minds of some people, all
drivers of autos are placed in the
same class, which is entirely unjust.
All the "automobile hogs" do not
live in the Eastern hog states, for
some are found in Oregon and also
in Central Oregon. In fact, a few
of the ranchers around here declare
that there arc some of the species
in Bend.
One farmer said only a short time
ago that he was afraid to venture
on the public highways lest he be
run into and maimed or killed.
With the State automobile laws
violated as they are daily, he said
that he felt sometimes like taking a
six-shooter with him and going gun
ning for "fresh meat."
It may Le fiat one of these days
we will hear of an "automobile hog"
being fattened on bullets.
DIRECTORY OF OFFICIALS.
CN1TKD STATUS
rrwMtnl , Wtlllm It. Tat
VkflteaMf m. ... Jumra 8hrt man
RwrUrjr of8tl .. I'htlamlrrC Km
ftccrtUrjr of Ttra.urjr ., Franklin MacVragh
Swtlarjrof Inlrrlor WallrrL. ll.har
lcttarjrof War ..... ...II I. ttllniton
PtcrtUr jr of Commrtcc ami t.alwt Chatlta Nacrt
Secretary ol Navy . . l.rurii Von I.. Mryet
scrrtf y or AsttcuHurt -Jami Wilmii
ltnilcr ticurtnl. 1'raiiV. II llttituiKk
Altoruty Otncral Mrargc V Wkktishatn
STATU
Oovttnor O, Wrl
Secretary ol Slate . . .. ! W Olcull
Treasurer 1 noma II Kay
Atlornt) (Itiiftal . M Cranlonl
Supt Public InMtucitan. . . I. K AUUimaii
Hale Pitntri W H. DimlwM
Commlulontrur Labor Statlttlca O I' Hon
nam Watxlrn W I llulcy
State Itnuluter John II t.cwl.
ii u .!. I "'' K ChamUf lain
U,S. Scnatota j j0hi, ikminr, Jr
I W C llawtc)
CnjreMicn -. .. j A w uff ,t)
SKVHNTIt JUDICIAL tUSTKICT
Jule. ..... W I, Iliai1hw
Attorney I'rrd W WIIuhi
CROOK. COUNTY
Jnxln II C HIH.
xxxrx:n iiiv. 11
T X tlalfiinr
.... .Kalih Ionian
.J I) Lar'ollclte
A. 'OKI
lr K O Myde
Ilx-xl a. kl
IK II a)ley
I Jame Rice
TIIK COURTS.
CiacciT Cocar Viral Mou.lay In May. Ihlrxl
Monilay In October
I'tDKXti Cxxcar Viral Monilay In each month
CxiMMiaaiotaaa' Covar Vlri elnely
In January. Match, May, July, September
aad November.
Dkmd School Uiataicr No ti.
(V M.Ray
Director ... J II. J Oretlurr
( M Trtp'ett, Chm
Clttk.... ..- ...- L. I). Wlcal
CITV OV DWNtt
Clerk
sheriff
Treter ......
AMcor ....
-:houl nuH;iintriiUxttl..
Cotxinrr..
Surxryor .
CommMotim
Mayor
Hcomlrr-.
Trtaaurtr..
Coundlmm .
.U C Co
.-.. II.JC. Hllla
- S.J.pncr
CaUlwrll
tnm
K. Alkn
Aunt
!S C C
I II
II K.
thru
I M J K;IW
iw n llrr
they are by Dr. James Withycombe,
director of the experiment station
at Corvallis, and other authorities
from the Agricultural College, the
discussions should be of great bene
fit to all practical farmers who can
meet the train and hear them.
Ways and means of securing more
and better livestock in the four
counties, increasing oultry pro
I duction, grain fnrming. introducing
j foragxj plants more widely, the con-
servation of moisture and general
agricultural subjects are presented
in a moderp, scientific way.
Questions may be nsked freely
and the one in doubt may be sure '
of an intelligent answer that will (
leave him satisfied on the jwint;
raised. Seeds for trial crops are!
distributed from the train andj
arrangements made for prize con-1
testa between farmers who will try
experiments along the new lines of
agriculture in the districts visited.
The demonstration train will be
in Bend tomorrow for four hours.
Bat Daoalvar,
rroftwaor John Deirrjr of Columbia
was tnlkltiR About a IritMlntor who had
turned traitor to tha iiitTniRo cnuao.
"A limn who could Ik no menu to
woman," ho aiilil. "muit bo I ho orUlunl
of the Clnyton jnll atory.
"A convict In tho Clayton Jnll, you
know, iniiiinccil to do n llttlo lllrtliiR
oor tho wall. Ho ttlrlcd for boiiui
imvI.s with n girl who mllkiM tho
cow In n tli'ld niljolnlni: tho jnll, niul
onccxtMiliiK ho en 1 1 oil to tier, ntul tlioy
atruok up n convemntlou
"Kory ilny ttfter thnt for n yonr
or moro tho Klrl cniuo to tho wH.
Thru Ihr convict, urtllnc llnM of her,
told Iut It wnn no ii'o xmiUIiik for him,
n ho wni In for life." WnshliiKton
Sinr.
(toyal AmcnltUa.
Off on i ro)ftl ltlt li went, Ilia grrat
anicrr
lie met n nrUhlxirlnt: tultait ntul relvl
In kooI chcx-r.
llul llqunr nimlr lhm grxiuchy, llko hral-
era at n liir
Th inonnrrlia tnU nrxv pfraonali lliy
really wrm uv far
"You ilurnrxl Inanltln' aullnnt" ono alatrxl,
nlth a an-'xT
Tho othrr anlil. "I xxon'l lako that, not
from a mer anifx-rl"
-Kanaaa Clly 8lar.
A Dil of Engllth Humor.
Tho nlKht trnln wna nppronclilnc
ninckhrnth. outaklo of London. Hint
two Anierlniii'i, iiniiciiinlntiil with the
lornllty, wor In ilouhl ua to tho xtn
Hon Our invml out ilirouish tho
window 111(0 thr iinrxMMHlxo dark
dni mill wink buck in hN iihivo. Tho
othor did pnvl"rljr thr nnmo
"In It tllni khmthr Itniulroxl the (Irat
'The I.onl only kuow." rvplleil th
othrr In n hoprliw fnhlon
A amnll. iipoloKx'tlc. alirlnkliiK aort
of KiiKlWhumn. hIUIuk next. xMiko up
"I U'B jour pnnlnu." hr Haiti noftly.
"for liilrmlliiu' um ,our Mroiinl nnd
prirnto com fruition, bill ua I Impprn
lo almrv tlntl kiioxltlt:o with thr Al
inlRlitr permit me to any thnt It U
Illackhenth "-IJpplncotfa.
Worry.
To morry l to ahoar our hand
To ov'ry fcllr In Iho Ian J
To worry la to 1st folkn know
You tlilnk )ou haln t a flRhlln' thow.
You con I xxln fam or rvrn 11 f
L'nlcra ou aort o' ithiffa ouralf
Inlii Ullrxln that ou l
Plum failur prnof an don't ae4t
A HI o dirt xxIimo tiophera alt
An' iiuxko m mountain out ' II,
An' don't feriMI Ihla ailn' true:
Tlicra'a mllllona moro xxorar off than ou
-Popular JUcazlna.
Postmaster General Hitchcock is
establishing a transcontinental aero
plane mail route. This Is a very
progressive and poetical thing to do
nevertheless the people of Hend
would be well satisfied to have
their letters and papers come in by
railway.
SCHOOL ON WtmtiLS
A farm school on wheels is what
the demonstration train is that is
being operated this week over the
0-W. R. & N. lines through Crook,
Sherman, Morrow and Gilliam coun
ties. The purpose of tho farmers'
train is to point out improved
methods of agriculture and give the
necessary instruction in regard to
better crop rotation so as to secure
the maximum production from the
farms and at the same time preserve
the fertility of the sol'.
The subjects taken up are big
ones and are of vital importance to
the aections visited. Presented as
An item in an exchange, relnting
how a man who was hauling wooil
was injured when the sticks moved
forward and s ru :k the horses, bore
the following heading: "Hnd a
Runaway Leg Broken." What
caused the leg to runaway is not
stated.
Tha Inexpantlva Lift.
Thry loll of tin oitlilrtl at WnahliiK
ion known by hit friend to In' u rather
t hre limn, who hut tunny h (masucc
of iirinn xx llli bin wlfr. nil by roawiu of
ihr wry rlo-cnr.
On ono oonslon n frloutl tmd the
mlHfortiuio In color Jut na the iilr
were ending uu n rem no tit loiirtilm;
no mo iptrntlon of hotiaoholil expend!
tuns. lie wti Juki In time to henr the
h in kind xny:
"Pee here. Marie, you ennnot hood
wink mr In llioae uintu-m. Do you
think I lint I Imvo llriil nil iheaojrara
for nothlnc?"
"I ahouldn't lie nt nil alIrprle., was
the wifely rennrtro. tlnrjier's Monthly.
Hillman, Smithrock, Terrebonne
the same town. Also Wesley,
Centralo, Deschutes another Crook
county town overburdened with
names.
Printers Attention.
We have for sale a second hand
Challenge 19 inch paper cutter. Big
bargain. The Bend Bulletin, tf
For t
Expanilva Tattra.
No cxvr fair
With xtondmua alnw
To rny motoa my hmrt.
Tho rolora rar"
tla prlama ihow
No vnln nmblllfina atart,
Though radiant Klrami
Ttirounh It may atlr,
Tla ljul u amnl drvke.
Urn Auiiual ataama
I much prcfrr
A Imply chunk of lea
WaahlnKton Star.
Ethics of Visiting.
The two i hlldrrn xii'it- plnjltiu In the
yard ill the home of C'iiitHin c She
remeaibenil Ihr lom-hlliK of Iut ur
clilx. but hIic wlaluil lit piny n terinln
Kitine, nnd Tnjlur (klrcd to piny an
other en me
"You niiKht ti piny my jmrne." anlil
Tnjlur. "1km iiiife I'm jour lltnr. uinl
)Otl aiticttt to do xx hut I u u nt 10 do "
CoiHinnce nil lined the triilh of Ihla,
yel hIic did not ulah to plro lo to her
little friend
"I.etV K mrr to jour hnuae. Toy
lor," alio kjIi -Intlliiniipolla Ncwa.
Danlshtd.
While watchful nclenra atandrth by
Alons tha road ihey coma
With mraaured alrp and downcaat ay
They inarch, lo tat of drum
And all tha propla Marraly howl
As alowjy hand In hand
Tha lommon cup and rolltr lowal
Ara drlvrn from lha land
Claveland Main Dealar.
BRICK
LIME
CEMENT
and PULP
Plaster
aaaMBSjaBnasiiHBiBBBMsaBjakaaaamaaaasBsa
SEE
TEo
:
:
$
i
OVERTURF-DAVIS-MILLER
COMPANY
OFFICE IN DENSON DLDO.
ON WALL ST.
A Dangsrous Spot.
"Where wiih he atrmk by the auto
mobile?" aakeil the lomner
"At the Junilloti of the dorxnl nnd
rprvleal verlebrue." unxwered the aur
ceon "Will you plena point thnt out on
the map?' tiakiil the coroner. Indlent
Inc one thnt Ihiiik on tho wall. Ilouav
keepcr. rtaceailonnl Toward tha Surf.
Thr fclioullng and the tumult dli-a.
Tha women and llio trunka depiirt.
Still stnnda Ihe nlxh liroke sncrlflco,
Conlintnifnt In his millly hNirt
Comradea of pokor, phono hlmSyst.
Lest ha foret, leal ho furicet.
JudKO.
Suparlor,
Tourlat You imiHt Ki't aome liulnoai
here, ndrerllalnc "all Ihe comforts of
home for one ilollnr."
Ilurnl I,n lid lord-We did until the
fellow oppoalle opened up wllh "none
of the (ilaroniforta of homo for two
dollars."
Tho Candldata.
Tha candldata with aolsmn pride
tVorka h'alf a day
And than Is photographed bcalda
A oad of hay,
-Louisville Courier-Journal
Two Railroads
Arrived at the Union
Depot in Bend October 5th
Within Throe Blocks of this Union Depot wo are scIIIiik
Close-in Residence niul Business Lots 50x1-10, 60 and 80
Foot Streets and 20 Foot Alleys.
Prices
$200
WITH CITY WATIsR AS
SURED BY JAN., 1st, HM2
ALSO ELECTRIC LIGHTS
IN A SHORT TIA1E
Terms $10
Per Month
As well as other Improvements FREE to our customers.
Certified abstract furnished FREE upon first payment.
Call on H. D. TRUE, Resident Agent, Bend, Ore.
Free maps nnd photographs of Bend and Central Oregon
upon request by writing the
NEWL0N-K0LLER CO., Inc.
301 Buchanan Building,
Portland, Oregon
DO YOU
Want to sell your ranch or farm lands?
If so write us as wo bavo plenty of buyers waiting. If you
want to sell, write us at onco giving full description and all de
tail information, your prico and torms.
The NEWLON-KOLLER CO. (mo
301 Buchanan Building, Portland, Oregon
LOOK! LOOK!
SPECIAL
All Family Wines must be sold at once, as
our stock is large, and owing to the fact
that the railroad is here we are compelled to
sacrifice at the following prices:
Munk Sherry
Blackberry Wine
Royal Port
Port Wine
White Port
California Sherry
Muscat Wine
Blackberry Cordial
mRMFRi v tinn
PER GALLON.
NOW
$2.00
Per Gallon
or 50c
PER QUART.
TSe SILVER.TO0TH
J. H. MUSCROVE, Mgr.
lUjUiwiriifii
ii