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K0TIU1. KOU IMIIIMCATION.
It.altlirhl of Hit- iMlrlWf,
V M t.ai..Iim-al Tl-l.rt. IW ,
HHriHbf lu, ti
Nulkr la htlelir Kiwi thai
Amir II Maitrl,
hw .-lirt)fr aMiraa la 0.H.I matron, itM,
llir )lla lay ul I'rtrtttaty 1.10, At In Ikla .rttk-r
n MatfHiral ekl Ai4kalt.i, Mm vm Ih
laildiaar Iht HwlV W jo. 1 IJ b H ill'.
W M , aihI llir timbrr Ittatt.tH, uawtot ibr wr.
tillHlituf llir atl ( HH J !? aiul acta am.u.1
UlUty. kHUHHaa Ihr ' TimiIki at.riMaHf l.a '
at (MM talur at taltbl Iw (nil li avalr
IHfiil, a4 tbal, mtuaHI In Mrh applkallMH.
llir la ml allllhibt Ihnrwn hear Ittwt, applet.!
llrllinlt ratimatnt nuwa Iwaul bat al i w
IMf M. end Ibr leHtl I thai Mt a.li
Kill will all M ftxal ptuwt In pat ut" latr aitl
vatlattaiol aiHM alelHHI im. IN Mb iley ul
lmi(itl, vio. tohatr II I Hllu. t) H luta
iHlaabwitr. al hleulleta- al nH., 1 '
Aiijr ifaH ta al Mrtly I.. ynaf ihla f
thai. btratreHlly, uf luitlalr a rwtlnt al any
liwr b.atr -tm lim b Mint amrTiibu
laltat el4aH ih Ibta.rfbir AK( aarlawkkh
W alt foal IbrrHtiy
y-yt C W MtxiKK, Hratatar.
NOTIUK FOR I'UMLICATIO.N.
If flllWHll M lb Ibtatter.
U. K. i.atkt IHIaw al Taw leallea, Uf.
Ha (" " '
N.tke It liMfby il Ibat -
Xluaae NUwaHtr,
MhwM atinV(r i44ii la Html, l)itm aid
cm llir Mb iley wf June ivi" Ate IN Ibi weave
Kuiii klaltmt lit aiut AJtt.laretl.Mt, Mo arte7. l
iMitthaa Ihr ttW HW IW m, T !?. 11 K.
w. M , ami Ihf tiwUi IkxroM, mW (Kr itv
IIn Mlif act f Juht j iSya aimI JKtt awM4
Hit)r, anwwH a tlif "ItmWr imI MMr Ik '
at auclt tatuf at Htifttl Dkr4 ttr aiaf atarMaHl
aii.l ImI HMaM In aufh aHHalkm tlr tawl
ami lluiwf INfliuH ( toH iiwiM, llw ' .iutf Hn
tlmlKI callmatnl y law ti.l ftal al i wi ",n n"
l,lij llir UimI ta that aW iIciim MI uJ . I.IIHtM)
lf Dual wl In ijrtl ul hi lk-llu44 a lad . ...-,,.
iwaiaitaifmtHi mi ir mpi dar id invrwatf
IVM,twluir II C mill, V H .a.mlMMl.M
Mi aHKr. al IUIh). lllrjoM
Anr kimi la al I IV Mr m HaM Ikta pat
rliaaaWmr fully, w IxllUIr a omlai al mf
llmr kafair llil lwa, by Ml K a cut tula
malnl alfklattl Ih IMa Ml, allc'Nit tacta
hih awM Utlral Ikr tally
- C W MihikK, M(Mf
"Ouniat" Cox Pronounced Ilia Culoflr
nil Wroto the bplln)h.
Aillnl Hii'ii'MKiiii In IiIh ii'iiiImInccni'o
tcllH miiiiu HinrltM of 1 In willy Ni'
Vnth t'liiiKiiwmiiiiii, "Huiini'l" Oix. Oiii'
H'liili-n Iiiiw Cim ' ti "'Hi 11 IM'
iiii'iiiIiit wlm trli'il I" i"-iihIi IiIiii. mill
lllllllllIT Kll I'M t'll'H rt'lllll l Hflllllll'l
J Tlllll'll'n (ITlirt lit Mill till' ll)l'l III
lln vviiiil lli'inilillriiu Hliilo (if I'lTinwil
III INT!)
A ni'tv ini'inliiT fpiiii 11 dimrni'ly imI
:IimI illNtrlcl cliliTi'il 1 lit Ikiiimi, lilt
IIV"lHlllilli tvilN III ldi'illlK Willi till'
mat ii'irlinrliil nrwt lin rcpnifi'iiiid
An 11 wit bit hiin wlllimii 11 1 hill In hi
hihIIiiii, 'J'lin iiilinlriitliiii of IiIh riin
Nllltii'iilH nt it llni iiinrvi'liiiiM itt In In
IIM'lltH Of llll' IH'IV IIMMIllKT IW'Hrt'l'l
t't ri'ili'tl III ow ii. Olil) llni (iiorlu
niiy hi WHinliiK tvlifii tin Mliir tif tin
KciiiIi'iiiiiii Iniin New York rilintilil en
down mill IiIh own In In tin itxci'iiiliint
1 lin iiiinriiiiill)' m li'UKlli en inn. In
(lii itcotit nii'iili iiiimIi- hy llni inn
iiii'MiImt Mr Cox wiw llitf tli'tllii of I In
tiuiir. ilm rit'liiiit of niHiiy ronipll
iniMiiH iiiih'Ii iimrti fi'rvlil thiiii kiwi
rim M'ti'ii In In of writtli wen (im'hmI
tilinii I1I111. A mil HliiU'liini'i' of l
IIIK'll'llt Hllll iimuHtii, mih llli'inlly fl
liHiialiil fur till' IHTHllllll. Ktfii tint ill
inliiiillti hUh of lln Ni'v Yurk iiii'in
her wit iiifiiiltiiii'il In icrinii of illinr
nK"it'iit.
'J'lii' tit'trli rniial iiiiicti iiicrrlini'iil
In tint Initial' iliirlnu Hh ilrllvrj-. hihI
Hit mitlinr, Willi nil nlr of nt'lf nnilafHr
tlon rarfly wllnotaitl I'Veti In Hihi
iHMty. nttiiimtl lilt ifHt. Mr Cox lit
ninu uxik Hid IliMir No itllt'inpt will
litt liiHttn to ilo Jiiallcii to III fipi'iH'li
'J'liu iimiini'r. Ilio Iiiiip of volet', whirl.
011 ti mi I hii upriHir upnii llic llnor nml In
tin uHllrrlfN. ''m lifter llml tlit'lr n
tit print. Itt-lrrrliiK to tint III iiihiiiiiTim)
nlllialtHI to Ilia hlm. hit Mill "Hint Ilia
(ttiiatlliifiiiH prt'fi'rml n ri'pri"intntlti'
will) Umln rntlitT limn one wlutat
only cInIiih to illitlnrtlnti conaialitl In
nil itttiiontiMl hImIiiiiiIhhI ili'iiniitiii'iit."
Ill IrHKrt' tttllM tit HltHI prtllllHIIK-lll it
fiiniTHl til' otfr hU itwmllunt nml
KtlHtfil HH N llltlltK llawTlltlltll for
lila iiiittlMtiiiiit thu ixHIwtlf Horiln of
ltrtin:
"n. Urtwi. Imt IhltiK Ori'Me no
tWH-f"
MtHitt itfier tbf tmmlnatlon of Tlltlrn
for prwuitlfiit Mr. C'iixwaii Invited to
nltflnl h Hillt. ul inwtliiK Ht tint ntnti
rMpliftl nml HililrtaM llin pttirHK-rnry of
Wrimrttt. Wlifii tli wnrclty of Demo
i'ralti In Hit (Itei'ii MmitilMlii ritfltn I
tnhtHi lulu nrrotiiit tUtt ttlKtilrtcitiK-it of
Mr. (m' rt'itly will rt'mllly nppoflr
III li'lfjirHiii wm to tint orfrct (lint
prrttaliirt fiiKHiiiitiit prt't'iititl til"
NtlHtttlltia;. I 'tit "If tint Dt'iiiocrapy of
WrttKttit will ilr.i Into my library nn
nflrrmxii Hlxitit -I o't'ltH'k I wilt ml
OrtwMi twin hIHi KrMt ptuflMire."
THE SOLAR
SYSTEM.
OIM'ICIAI. DIRKCYOKV.
UNITIItl HTATItM
WlltMaa It Tall
I'traMrut
lt-.riraMl
rtatt4af)rllrlal
krttlaly nl TlMtuty
IMVfttity taf iHltlttw
KaaHtiaty 4 Wat . .
hmtuiyitl Narjr
antra la kKrtmaa
rkllaiulrt C Ki
I'taaVUH MacVraVb
. KKtestd A Hallm.rl
J. M IHcV.laauH
llvt( om U Vlryil
Hrctcialy tt CtttHHtrtn ami Uaaut CttalU't Nagtl
IVtlttiaiWt ItrHtfat.. .. . rtaoW M. IIIKltatack
Allvliiry Otuttal (ttatjiW U'kknaltaiu
hrtlaljrt AtKtHair Jamra Wilaun
ICkat r- WuttrrtUHi
I Kufcrlt HiaM
U. H. lllatllit JwlKft
II. H. AllolHrr ..
U. H. alaiahal
ItMlmaatrr al Itttxl
I), at. CwuiHlaaiunrr at Hrtut
HTATK
(luvtiuur
hriclaiy ul Malr .. .
Tltaaulcr,
Atlwitiry Itclirial . ...
hull. I'uWw lHatltKtWH.
Malt I'llllltl. .
vay anil I'wat CwawMuHI. ...J w WalUl
CwHimlatUncf ul l.akwi Malitilea . , 11 I' Moll
irtnw K Cam.brll
UaV M AUianauu
tKwakl Wrat
llattir alul I'ultallv WalitcH. .. M II aUvtHMrii
Malt IfllKlllt-tr JttbH K lla
JubH MrCtmtt
n It klHwrll
.1' (I Muaw
.. - II C Hill.
V V HaHaott
. t'. W HrHauu
II. A Mr.
A. M Ctawtunl
Aaaatlautu
IhtHlwaj
W
U. H.tJtllatwa...
Cuii(ica4utu,...
I tlrBtKC X Vayawbrflflu
I JtWalHaH IKMIHt. jl
1 W. C. lUtalc)
I . K. UlUa
T. A. MclMkU
I' A. Alout
Uunicitit Ju)'tt Kubatl tlaklH
W'w K. hlHK
W. I'. Hlal.l
Htatk Hoakiiiii' Contmol (WArtta )
loliu II. I.rvtla, malcl(tilii(r .. .. .Mlaw.Or
II, T, llttlnalr, bul IHtr .Vu I .rkHMHra. H
T. XI. ballon, hu., lliv. Hit. 1 . laaatr Cl.).'l
HTAtK I.ahii HUAKn-Cutrnuui, bawataiy ui
fllatt aiiJ HUtc Ticaauirr.
HrATK InutHHT Mnii IIOAMIi-auraltiur, Mali
Tltaauitr ami Attuinry (Icimal.
HltVKNTIl JUDICIAL UlhrKICT
Juilnr..... W. I. lir-a.Ha
Allurury I'lrU W. Utuwu
UHOOK CDUNTV
Judgr, ..,... .... . II. C. Itllla
CIlk,.H,M.,...... m. ..U'airni lltuwi.
Hhcillf,.....M - - f I'mtik I.IUtiu
Ticaauirr A .. W' I' Klui,
Aaarator - J. l. lA I'vlltin
iK'liuut Huiwllnltlnlcnt H. A 1'uttl
tturvryur.... ... .t'ltit A. Kk
OHl-li.. J ttW
TIIH CUUHTH.
CIMCUIT CuUKT .1'llal Jluildny In May, llilttt
Mumlay In (Ktubrr.
I'HUkATUCiiUHr-l'IratMutiilaV III mall nwiitli
CouuiaaiUNKHt' CUUHT I'll at Vrliia.a)
lii Jauuaiy, Match, May, July, rt.pitiiiUri
auil Novnulxr.
JliiNi) HCiiuol Diaiaicr No. 11,
M.Tili'tt
A Tragic Wedding Ring.
A Inmlp ttiairy of n foncottt'ii wnj-
rime to iohI In tint "Mitt of ttir
w" lit MiutlM lint i' U'cn tit
rlitin-M wlrfti Otllii l.liiilMiy, Hit' yoiini;
Karl of lUk'iirrun, wnn tiilt'liy tttt
HK lltN lirrWkfllat IH IllRlltUttWII It till
allpptTH Itt'inlutlfil tlMt MHiirltln or
.S'nmuiii wnn ttnltliiK fur tilni nt tlit nl
mr. lit tnirrtrHl to rlnirvli. hut furot
Hit tin at A frlMid priwnt khvi IiIiii
out, wlinli hf. wltbtnit looklni: t.
plni'Ml on tht hrhlH'N tlliKor. After Hip
I'wrtMiitrtiy wii iir tlutcoiinlttiHi kUiii'
wl mi tiff hit ml nml iM-hflil n Ktiti
HlitK itfHth'H liwtt on hiT riin:. Hln
fHliiltal HWM.r. nntl Hit ommi uinilc micli
nn luiirutl.iii on Iwr tlmt mi rwovcr-
lUlC flH lltt'lnritt IIB HUM ltttitlllHl to
ilk' h II hln n tMr. 11 priwiiilint'iit Hint
prittMtily linniKUt hImiiu Km own ful
tllliiivnl. for III h fi'W month thu enro-
lltatl Collll WMt U'WltlllWur.
Tit Old Way of P.nlng OIII.
A tliK'lluiflit follinl uiihjiik thu Dllko
Of ItHUMIMl'M MHr Ht llfivolr Vllltlt
thniHH h cur Unit 1 Ik lit upon tint tiuxlo
of HCtlliiK H-VHto bill throiiKh Ihf
ICmkINi iMtiiat" of itniiintiu In tin- dnyn
of KIiik ChMrli II. Ttit' ohm- In I111111I
WMi. Hn tilt unit hill of .loliu l.ortl ill
lltxNi, hii MlTAlr tlmt cniitKtl 11 Krmt
iIpiiI of koIi In (In Ony. Oni of hi
iitnlaiiip's Hait'iiix wrote In Jnnimrj
IlklT. "lln WtillicwlHy IhmI I ot U
mill forty or Hit' Iiuiihc or ihiiiiiiioiin to
thf IhiK (mem. In Hit' Nliii'i' jnnl nt
WoMtitiliMit'r. wlit'ii will' pruMi'iit Mr.
Attorney lieni'inl nml Mr. tlwrct'
Moiitiien. An "imui nn they tinil dlnril
w t-Nrrlid tlumi nil to tlio lioimo of
t'nminimM. nml they iwiwinI tin' hill, nn
tint committee, without nny itinmid
inentN, Hint ordered It to bo rt'iKirttxl
the next tiny."
New In 0ldn Timet.
Not tjintiy inliiuleH lifter n ntMtt'"mnti
hnn tlnUlntl it Hitfecli iinwiulnyn the
Hewn I nt'llliiK In tin1 htreetH mid Iiiik
Iteeii thtaihttl to uvery cnpltnl In Ku
roH'. It wnt dlfffrwit In tho elections In
the Hint' or I'ltt. Itt tiimli' n inemorn
hie icc4'li otitt Mnrcli, mid the ciier
puhlli' only leiirinil oxnctly wlutt lie
wild from tin' (ii'iitlomiin'M MiiRiittnc
of tlif follnwIuK Nuvi'inlittr. London
Hnturdny Itcvli'w.
Dlrrcloia
(M.TI'
). II. Kny
C. I,. Iluit
CIctk.M i , I
llnt!
II. Wlcal
I.C. '. Ilarilnuluii
Allaa
Tciclmi.,
laaAmir II. Mnrktl
Mix Ailu I'uiltr
Mlaa llairlvl l)jtll
Miaal'lotcncc 0. Viilti
Mlaa Mil M. Atulaiadii
Mlaa Kallicrluc lluaklna
Mlaa Nuuu Kltlmulaoii
.Mra,0lcnillt Ulutk
. OITV OV lllINt)
Mayor,,..,, L . - -H. C. CaMwrll
Kccoritcr,M..M.n.. MM.,........... ..It. C. llllla
TlCaurcr,....a mw...l H. J. Upcucr
A Uermeu .....-.,, -
J.N. tin
J.II.Ull
U.J. lit
T. W. Ti
I. II. Kclky
Hunter
llclll
rtlurr
l'rilcU
:dlrv
On th Wrono Duck,
Cliiirlltililp l.mly-1 piw' yntir father
(lin money to luiy yon n com limt week.
I mv jou're not wenrluj: It, Hoy No
mum; 'o put It on n 'nrxii. Chnrltiitili'
I,nd.v On n liorni? Hut lie idinuld
lin vo thoiiKlit of your comfort hefoiv
Hint or mi luilmitl. Tlirtittu nml Conn
try.
t
Dllitful tgnomnce.
Ho (pnlntliiK with hln wlilpl-Thrro'n
n tolmceo Held, Hliu-dlvo mu thu
lines, driir, nnd hco If you cnu tlnd n
flpo clunr for yourself. Harpor" !!
nr.
Fowcr I fretful thing nml bnttt Its
wlnss always spread for Ulslit Val
tlnco.
It night Through Spne Toward tit
Comtillation Lyrn.
In wlint dlioftluii urn oti iiiovIuk?
If you mo uiiIiik townnl the lliitti'iy
oil will niiMWcr "h'iiIIi;" If up HrtHid.
wny yon will ni'iHiter "iiorllu" towmd
tint IIiiiIhoii you will y "wimt," mid
If In tint direction of Ilm IffiMl rhcr
j 011 will reply "ent."
'J'hittit mmwrrn mlclit li correct an
ri'KHttl. Ilio riiirfiico of tlm earth, but
llnty imiy Int fur from iitinworliiK H"
iintNtlon, for Ilio ohiHi Ih turiiliiK will
WHl'dly ill Ilio rule of iiImiiiI h thoUMlid
iiiIIhm iiii hour, wli Idi cnriliti you In
Hint dlitftlmi n-ry iniirli fimlr thiiii
you chii mot it over tint Kruiintl.
Hut Hint rotittliiK iiiutloti, coiMttnnily
cIihiikiiik jour illret'ilon In rt'lHtlou to
nil otilMldit the tiirlli, In iille nulMirdl
unto to miother fnr morn mplil nintloii
Hint I curry Ink yon nnd Ilio imrtli
nroiiiiil tint miii cHHlwurdly on hii on
tlrely dllTerfiit curve nt the rule of
iilmut nine inllwt 11 hm-'oimI. ever clinnic
I11K your illrHttloii In I elm Ion lo Hie
ntHrn In 11 clrculur wtli a"W.0fW.00i
lillleH loii.
Vet Hint Imt'l n key to your direc
tion, for llltle you. your tiny emili Mini
your third rain nun. with nil of IIm,
plnuetM, it re Ii-hm'Hiik hi h iiullml uroup
In mi" dire Hon, dllTerJiiK from Nil
tliom llielltloiieil. I'llitl the Inl'Rf fir!
lintitiilliiitf IiIiiImIi while ai-ir Vegn. In
the colialt'llntloii or l.yrn. Mini you will
be ItHikliiK In the illreclloli of the llliftil
Hint our n)Ktem I tnUlliK lliroindi
ttpMte. If you will obHrvi Hit' Htni-M
Mrmintl Vifai for n few hundred yenrn
you will tlnd Hint ihey nre nppatrently
nlowly ricmiMtliiK, while the alnnt nt
the upptHtlle pole of Ilio henvrllti nra
nlowly tlm wlni; iimetlittr. Tlint ihiiih
we nre iiiotliiK town id Vetn nntl
awny froin the fiptalr nliit. 'I'het
motion In In n tin le that cannot he
exnetly memniretl, hut thtrf I oil
ilenctt to nhow Hint It lll reoulre
lH.'jiio.noi) yiHint for wir ytHt t
COItlplftl) It.
Then enn you nnnwer. "I m titovlnn
townrtl'Venn." IVrhnH tu. tint nmrf
likely HtrhnM not. for It In fnr from
unlikely Hint you nml your (mlar ny
tern, with Venn nml nil of tlm imlnxy
of ntnrn tlmt eye enn r on the eltar
imt nlfflit. nre movlnK In tlw mum Kett
ml dlreetkni around iiim) ureal
inon ceiittr yet unknown. Who enn
tell? No one now. Imt the talhtllty
1 pre, mi ted to the hiimnti mind from
rthnt we know of the mot hum of the
Krent iiiilvenml clock of ipi that
mnrkn olT the necomln of eturnlty.
New York Ilernld.
A MAN'S GLOVE.
In th Old Day It Servad a Proxy
For It Owner.
Ill the enrly ilnyn eterjtliltiK wnn not
rfxtulHtnl for the Htpk n It Ih now
tty tho (Mvernmmt ami the Ibw court.
Kurope wnn ntlll J01111K then, Hint kmi
I tie Imd much nml remly miMiin of
dtwIlHK with one nnother. of biiyliiK
Mtitl MIIhk or Klvlnic kmmIh nnd prop
el ty Hint bfttllHK dlnHiteH. A Rkivit.
nn It wnn tery cloae Intleed to n iiuin'n
hitiid. enmo In counte of tflne to be,
looked upon nn tnkliiK the place of the
hit ml Itooir. nnd noim-tlmo ttMik the
nwn'n plnce ami wan made to retireaent
him.,
for examitle. to oixuj H fair It wan
neceitatary thwi to liate tliecouwnt antl
iirotectrtin of the urvat Itvrtt In wUtvae
country It wan atilnrt to Ite held. Tlm-
who wiahetl to oinii the rlr wolllt
come to the mdtlemnn and i-eltllon hln
to be preaent. lie WMrbt Ih r
busy or Intred nt the Idea of liatlme tt
co. vet he would know Hint It munt b
opeiiMl or lila peopl would In 1llHc.u1
tented. So he would nay to the lean
era of the teople- "No. my trimly ft I
Iowa. I can't open the fair. In in-reon
but 1 Mill aend my Um e to tin It Vol
nil kiHiw my Kkite. No1kh1.v ban om
llko It lu the country. It U the oin
inv Inilr mother eiutirolilertHl for me In
colored bllka and allver wire, and U
hit n deep violet mime. n i
Imui; It iiNtvo the entrance of your
fair crotimlH HH a alKii tlmt you are
hcHdk w lib my pcrmlloii. If nny one
(llapntM jour rlieht oriouchea hK man
ter"n nlovo I will attend to him. TuntV
all!" So tho Klovo would travel lu
Ntnto to open tho fair. WonttulustiT
(Jutctto.
Ready With HI Tongue.
Jiimoa T. Hrody, u prominent mem.
her of tho Now York bnr In tho last
century, wan noted for bin ready wit.
Quick tin Mr, Hmdy wna with the
renditions of hln raco for ropnrtee. be
aniiiuilmeii met hln uuitcli niiiom; hU
own countrynion. Ho wan onco exam-
I11I111; nn uiiwIIIIdb wltuoss who pt)
nlKU-ntly cnllctl hltn Mr. O'Hrady. At
lennth, oven hln proverblnl tvod nil
luro bciiiK a llttlo milled, ho nnhl to
tho wltniMH: "You tietil not call tuo
Mr. O'Hrady. I'vo mended my nnme
nlneo I enmo hero ami dropped tho O."
ilnvo yo, now?" retorted tho wltnotw.
"I'on my sowl, U'a n pity yo didn't
mend yer niaiiiiern at tho uiimo time!"
WhyH Wn on Tlm.
HorniiKor was ouo day complimented
by a lady on tho punctuality with
which ho kept his eiiRHKementii, "It In
n plewmro." mild she, "to Invito you to
dinner, for you never miiko nn wall." .
' "I am no loncer yotniK, inndnin," re
pllisl tho poet, "and experience litis
tiuiRlit tno ono UiliiB It 1 dnnuorous
not to arrive nt tho precise hour, for
tho Kuonts who aro waiting for you
will pans tho tlmo lu dUcusslug jour
faults."
8polloil tho Evening For Her.
"1 Biipposo you bad a perfectly love
ly time ul the dinner party hmt nlKlitr
"No, Throuuli Home mlstatco they
Heated mo next to my hunbnud." Chi
caco Itccord-Meruld.
FOOLED HIM BADLY.
Now Me Klcke on Letter Vrltten ll
th Third I'erton,
lii one or the I'm If. rittintiniiitn a'
party of llierni) men were ill- iimIiik
tile lunrlln or 11 loll opIxtolMry itlyh-M.
One or tlii'ln. Moiialeiir A . Iilinhi n
lleiee Hllii' k on Ictlit-H wrllli-n In the
third iH'lfon. Milt Ii hh "MoiHleiir .X.
Iihh Hie honor lo Inform"- nnd no on.
Anollit-r of Hie pHily tlefeudul lliein.
iiihIiiIhIiiIiiic thnl they were nut only
more leri'HHMiloiiH, but Hint they were
mure polite.
"Jhnl'n a kwjiI Idea!" repllitl Mon
Heiir A. "The foiimlntloii of Mil po
llleiiena In Ittiter vtrllliiK U to expreaM
ileaily what you menu to nn) Now.
iioililiia; chii be more niiiIiIkuoiih tlmn
theate ttmfoMlnlttl note In the third
peratOII. I Will Jtiil tell Joll wlml Imp
iwiied In myself. I received from my
friend 1 1 . Hie i hlef of till lalon. u blllt-t
iloiix. whirl) I will aliow you "
'I'NkliiK the note from hln mIi-i.
MotiHieiir A. read an follows
"Monalenr I)., chhf of dlvlalon nl
the war ofltce. Iinhiciih lo Inform hl
f i lend, Moiialeiir A., that he Iihh Jti-I
Im-cii iiNinitl diet alh-r of thu Lt-Kkin or
Honor."
"Yuti can fnmy my ilellclil nt rend
llIK till mile." (ontllilletl Moliah-tir A.
"I waa the Ij apple I man In the world
I ran lo an ciipravcr and ordered him
to make the tlatierliiK atldlihni to my
canla. 'Motwleiir A.. Chetaller or the
l.e Ion or Honor.' 1 ran to a incn-er'n
ami iHtllltht h ph'-e or the rt'lieat red
rihlHtu for my buttonhole. I ran to
the lioneH of my frlendi for the plea
ore of reecttlnic tltelr eointrntulatluiHt.
At In at I mil to my friend D'x. An
atHtii an 1 i-NUKht alaht of hltn I threw
tiiyaeir Into IiIh ariiH. 'Ah. my dear
fellow. I exclaimed, 'you bate iw Idea
wlutt (di-naure yon have Klveti. How
nImII I eter thank you miltlcleiitlyV
" 'You are an excellent fellow-, my
worthy A., to ftymiwtliUo thu with
my bHppltimH.'
" Thank you for that expreaalon: the
decoraHon la mine, ant! the happlniwi
la jotira.'
"'How m that? Hate you received
the order?
"Certainly: have I nott
"No. my jcood friend; 'tin I who am
now made dnvaller.'
"'Yom?
" 'Yea. You duaerre the Iwnor more
than I do. Irttt. iirvertheleM, It Imih
lieen conferred on me.'
"'Hot yon wrote me word that I had
recelvetl the crtew.' I itk hH letter
out of my HK'ket and ahowed It him.
A In it! I now tnitlemtiKHl clearly what
mettnliiK I oubt to nnalKii to the am
IiIkuoiih phraxe. The deuce take you
and your mite.' I aald to I). 'Inatcnd
of yttur affected and formnl announce
ment In the third pemon. why could
you not write to me nlniply and plain
ly. "My dear friend. I have the pleas
ure of In forming you tlmt I now am
di-corochexallerV"
Quaker Never "Nervoui."
It Ih nut lu my memory Hint, a pro-re-wlHR
Quaker ever come Into my
band to be treated for ncrvousncus.
If the opinion I have already stated so
often It correct, namely, that want of
control of tho emotion, and the over
exprewtlon of the feellnH nro prime
caiiaea of iiervotinneaH. then the fact
that illarlpllue of the emotion In n Id
on early anil coiiNtautly taught by
I'rienda would help to account for the
tnfretpiency of thin dtaorder amou-:
them nnd mid enipliaaln to the belief
In nuch cauaatlon. I'rnm "Self Help
I'or Nervoun Women," by Dr. Kearsley
Mitchell.
A Remarkable Man.
John Zlaka. tho great Uutotlto leader
of the fifteenth century, was ono of
the moot reranrkablo men that ever
lived. Hln llfo ntis-y riadH llko n ro-iiwik-p.
NothliiK lu hlatory In more In-torotitlii-r,
moro thrllllm;, than bo nc
rouut of hln heroic deeds. TIioukU
blind and alwaya -creatly outnumbered.
'.Uka Invariably btmt Ills enemies and
etttHltlUhed for hlmttelf n fame that
will Ust forever. Ho was never beateu
In a battle. Hln very name wnn n ter
ror to hi enemies. He died lu H2I,
while boHle-dni; I'rasMbhtUtw. at tho
hbo of sixty-four. New York Ameri
can. Spoon.
Tho origin of the Hpoon Is uncertain,
it must have, been Invented nt a very
ancleut date, for It Is found nmoun
people that lmo never como Into cou
tact with civilisation. Tho necessity
or having nonie Implement for dipping
water Heonw to bavo tetl tlrst to the
Invention of tlm calabash or the uso
of the c won nut shell ami later ou to
the 8ioon.
Didn't Know "th Uncle."
Aunt Jane I guoss Mr. Spender must
bo a very neat person. IMIth And
what leads you to that opinion? Aunt
Jane Ho told your Uncle Ueorso all
Ids clothes but those upon his back
were hyug up. Some men, you kuow,
throw their things round anywhere.
Hoston Transcript.
Mlitook the Punctuation.
The Young Woman (surprised and
Indlguautl-How dared you kiss me,
sir! renltent Young Man Why, you
said you'd llko to see mu do It. The
Young Woman Hut you know as well
as 1 do Hint 1 said It with au exclama
tion point nt tho end! Chicago Trio
title. Th Atsent Sarcaitlo.
Ho (tit the end of tt tlslilng story)
My word. It wan i monster! Ton my
word, I never saw such n Ush lu my
llfo! fjhol don't bellovo you tTcr
dtd'-Loiulmi Mall.
Illclies aro able to solder up an
abuudauco of Uaws. CervaiUf
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i.
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Contracts are let for several houses to be
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