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till HI III Hill '' "- --- - H-...,JU.J. if f (iinrinaim lnff1flMllllna'irill,Tr 1 t J I- I .v. Oijou I heater Latest Moving Pictures WllltM iiiKiiinli f- FIRST SHOW 7:30 SECOND SHOW 0:30 Change of Program Sun days, Tuesdays, Fridays Admission 15rts Children- lOds NOTU'ti KOU I'UIIMCATION. Itffailinriit wfllit InltlM, U lJili.i()tn-ITI tt.ll.i, Or, ..... " tHa?ttttif if, laiu. Nutlet It litrtuy lrn iliat Amir II Ma'krl. uliw ilemrr kWi la HmJ (ru, HM mi lltrjlhitar f I'fMwaiir lyt. flk In tMaortae. houiu aialrintiit ami AHKmni. Nu ,. In (MlrhtKtlir nl nn a,T. I7f. K UK W. Haul tlit- lliiilxt Iktiruai, un lh M liuiiof Ih.atlof unr J ? aiulactaalHtt.fi aluty, km.wn III 'TlmUr aiut MuHr l.a " (well alur at lnl.lit I llia.1 . twaiw nirnt, an.t Ilia) ptilaiiatil la aath HMalMH Hit taint aiiiltlMurf ihrirun havrlwrMaMMalaatl Ilia tlmUr tlliiatt. 1 1. mh Immi.I ftal alii M rc XI, aiul lh I a ml l it. Ik. I aafcl 4paTl t.)t t)l ttftar ltat ptwil I J aHI'tw! (if hat (.) fait I all ami auill aialtfn.ul an. lk Mh lay wl IfrtfiiiUr, ivi, Utwf II I" MtUa. U r Imh MitaalHiiar. at hlavlftaaral Kwt.int Any Mii la al lltartty Mi piut. a I Ma .t chat IxIh ttiliy. an KtHlaK a lawlaat 4 ) tuna mfwr afM laaiwa Wjr Mmg twttaatai falnl aln.latlt In Ihla ulh. aAMi Mia aVMarh uuM il ft. 1 llioniiy W C W. MlMIKK.Kaalat. raaWJBaWtc-TV- rii -. 1 i, n -r ,-m a NOTICE FOK ruui.iu.Tio.N. Ikailiiiml H Ilia InUrta U M I.al4tirrHatTllta, H. h4awWf x, lata. Nollta It hrtftor that aluaaa NtawtaMgyf, tthif Mlnk a.tttltat H Mti, IH(OH. M on Ibf tthilay f Juh lata Ala M IkH aaatt olu hlaUniatit an.1 A4arttuti, Nra, tVri- la imtl.tM-l.fa..u nV M. T ij , R it K . W. M., au.ltht ilmUr Itmaaiti. uwtt Ikr K tliatol ttir ailarjunt ) mw mtt hkm MWy, kHHwnaalhr IlwUx ikIMiwUi,' at auh ata mi,M lr Aiwl bv awanatantunt. a B.I thai, imtauahl lu avail a4hMlhi, kr laMd ami llmu Ihtttwti m Ima ih'Um4, iIm llmtl aallmalxl Dtjuut Iwaitl f4 at i t wi M.an4 tti lM y thai aa4 a.dHiaM Hi al l Anal (muuI In ipli ul MaH'aIMm and aooiH alataiunil im ih IN ilay t( IknmWn lyia. Ilut II C Ittlla, I) It CaxwimnkiBTf. al l.la uftw, al IhihI (iHi.Mi Any (itiaiHi la al ItUily l ptota Ikia tatt fhaaUlH tttlly, of U.ltUIr a nmtMt at an) llar WM Ixlial laauva, h, AUMf a aMlua uillctl "atll.tatu In Ihla nftw, alkylKf M4 hlH ouuM iltftal thr f ntiy. i C W. KKKIU HfHH OFFICIAL DIK1.CT0UV. UNITHI) MTATIHt I'lrakUnt., Vkr-lttaMrul flaiy l (1aic ... Itrviflary wf Tiauiy lltlatr of InlriWf .. IWtffrtalVttf War. . . - WIIIMm ll.Taft lamra H Mtraman I'ktUntUrC Kihm ,1'iaHkUu MhVhiIi . KMhaial A HaUttual .J it tMrklaxw Htxnlaly ofay .. . IWwlK t, Mryai Kflttaiy urCaxuWf t(t ainl Ijitwf -! (! ISitlruaiUf IImiuiI. .Plaaikll llltclHMk Allucury Of naaal . W. WtakaaaataHi baMttatyvl A(f tHiM( .. Jawaw W u..Diaiiii juj,a . 12 .2rto" U H. Atlettify... luatH lrCal v, n. aiaranai . ... ..aw..H. . ISMlutaalrf al IktMJ ... , . U. H. CblululattuMH ft Hftnl .. TATU Jutf III Of ,..... .. hiftaiy ulMalr ... . . . Tlcatultl-...,.... .. Alluinry (Ifiiclal .. . . ... ... hjbl. I'Mtlk liiauutiiU. .. ... K H (.tMwII .1' (I MlHtM ....II. U lltba I' W .. '. V. laaawM. .. A litaal A tl ClIHlMU ,.J. II AckHlantM W I IWalxai Malt I'flllUr ..... llaliv auU lBul tMMtmWatuMfl... . J W HalW Cuiunilaalunir ul l.atwf tallatla. 11 I' Hull iritua K Cawutwtl lltr M AliiNiauu llataakl Wa4 Hanic an.t I'oiialry WantfM..-. K.il aiivtHaou Matf llMlncr. ............. .. ... JuftH II ltal u. -- 1 -1 iaate:ta" CW..I.M ...... .... - is -,',;r I r. A altMtua I I' A. aluuta rtuiiitnit Ju.lgf a . ..,r.... Kuit UaklH WW K, Kmii I W. T aUattr BrAlM Iwtaiuir CtwikuL (Watkm ) loll 11 II, l.rwl,HlHltliir. -.. tm, Oi II. r. Ilulxalr, huiit Div. Nu. I ....IkxwHrt, i T. M. Mlou,hu.i, lur. Nu. t .. Itaaar O.y.Kf Htatm (.anu imhi-Wvciiw. Hatiy ul Hlalr ami Halt Tltaauitf. litATM IIMkHT I AMI HaAMII-UaHaf H4M, 4U Tltatuiti auU Attutury Uctittal, HKVKNTIt JUUIUIAI. tllnTKICT Jult..m Allvlucy ,. .. . m. n MiaiiafHiH .... . I'lWlW. W CKUOK COUMV J U"a a... m 1 ............ ...'.. ... tln a. ..MtM... ....... .....t...... tlllC I til.. IIIIIWM..IM ........ ...... Tirattirtr. AaacaaufaMM.... t.. ........ rxlioul BMIHlliitflulcliI .... HuiTtyorm... Cuiuiiilaaloiicra. II C HUH , Wallcli lUuwi. ..... 1'iank 1 UiH .V. H. KlMk . J. It. t.a I'utltllt M. A. lIHu .... I'tut A. Hkt I K. II. Ila)l "" I jamt. Kl Tint eoURTH. Cucuit CouVt I'lrai MuiKlay In Jtayt Ultra Muuilay In OUutxr. ' raiiuAIKCimai I'liatkliimlay In ruth iihmiIIi CUHMIMKaNKII1 CtHJKT IMtat WilllUa) In January, Maicli, My( July, t.Un.iW. mil Kuvtiutxr. UNIlUCIKHII. 1)HTI0I NO, II, Director a.M,M..H.. 1 tatCr K.I.HIM.IIHMW...I a i. il'l vii ........ J. II kuy (0.1, IIvUIIik I.. I). WlMl . C. I', llarrliiiitiiu Jlaa Aiiur II. Malkil Mlaa Aita 1'ult.r Mlaa llurricl IMavn Yclirra...,, Mlaa I'luitncc C. Yuiihk Mitt lila M, Aliiluaoil Mlat Kalhrrluv lUtktua Mlaa Nulla UltllanlauU lra tlleiiu II black CITY 01' JlltNII Mayor.,,. .,,. - ..H, C. Caldwell Mccofdc r)MM.MM.f. Mi... m .11. C. litlta Trtaaurcr,,, H J.MlKllcrr j;n. j- if. it. i. l.'N, llunttr . iiiiciii . J.onilurf Alwct men uiiMj T. W. Tlll.l.ll , W, Tlll.li liviirlnln Subscribe Tor Tlic Uullctln, DRAWING A TOOTH " " Tuohmnkor'o Pulllno Machine Was .1 Wondorful Invention. KILLED III5 FIRST TATIENT. Out That Olmply Couldn't Dt Halpul, I ana tit Mitopty Bliowed Why th I Victim LKHil hit Rluht Leg Kcl ' Tlm thf Lvr Wt Turnad. .Mr 'I'liHliitinldir wim mcr n-atitlitrly lintl mn 11 iIi;hIcImii or HiirHcon, Inn he I iitmnimriiMi llitllllHli)' 11 nlruliK tlifutiilll 1 iciil Ki'iilua unit 11 nitu iiiii'llti'. mitt, : nmlliiu IiIn li't'lli of crtfit Hcrtlco In 1 uiHtlOliiK Hi" iHtlcr iimpi'iiNliy, In 1 1'Diirliiiltil IIihI Im rinilil tin iiiuic pitiil lit llm uiirltl 11111I 1 rcntii inoro ri'iil Imp llltllMa) llll'll'lll i;' ihiIiIuk till' U'lllll of tin IiiIihIiIIiimIm In mx unliT llmil I In liny otlirr mi)', mi Tunliiimler li I int-n it ilflilUI. ! llo WHN tli until who II rut lutmlift lln iihMIi'mI of pliw'liiK amitll cuk Mlirflri In tlit iKtck irttili for hlii' iitor IllTfli I IIIHMt (f'Htlltlt nf fmxl, llllll In 1 cliilini'il to Im llii' urijtlniil illKfOvcrt'i Hf llWt llllitlllHl llf llllllltf I'lltllllM WllP it lilittl of 1 n 1 1 f y w liliti, IwiiiiiIiik Imrd llllriHlly, CHlllHM till' IINltll III win M nrli-Vitlialy HiHt II Imit to Im nilli HuTi'liy plvlwe I nu ili'iillHt umi Htir nam I tii fVi fur I ln rwiiiii Jolt. Ttialitimkcr udn m ilny aiwilisl Ir lila mill it In IIih city nf lliiatnii wlti'ii t nliitit nlil ft'llnu' iiitniitl II) lii pre ci'iiliil ItliiHU'lf to Iihmi n I1111U to'iih lira Mil. Till) lll'lltlxt MiHIti'll Ilia Htli'lil In Hid I'lutlr of lorltiri' tun), iiH'iilii lilt iiHttitli, iIlafDM'rul llieri) mi rimr nuiiM tiHilli nu tlio rlclit Imiiil nlil! hIhiiu 11 x litrxc ii tin nflcrunril 'X pritwnl It, "ni n hiiihII polyiilnt III lilr." "I hIihII Iiuvc tnitilitu tlth tlilr limlli," tlHitmlit '1'ualimHl.iT, luit I if I i-lniilfil mii 1 1 In livwMwit fnri'ipa nml ' Hilrtl. II iIMh'I t'ulHf 'l'lii'll ho Irliil ' tllfl IlirillMTl'H, I'XI'ltlllK IllN tllllHHll I airt'tiaitli. but ton ttMrtli wntililii't Htir. "Hit rtwuy li'W Iwr-." mM Tunli ttMirr to ltyln. itrHl rt'lnnt In n wfk Htrit I'll ilm ibMt twttli for you or k-rMtv llw rtMiMMi w by." Ityln Rut up. rlaitpatl k iMiiilMftTlikf to lilt Jaw rimI put for lit. TMt Hit ileutUt wiiil to work, nml In Ihrrtt iImjh tw luifiitiil nn iMalrn matit whl'-li Im nnii i-oiitWlent wotihl mll attytlilrMt It vma it eouililtiatritti nf th Iftor, nilU-. wliei'l nml nxlo. Itirllitwl piano. ln nml irrruw. Tin ntlnM wtrn inailt it ml tint iiwcliliii' put tip In Im (tdli'v m ir nn Iron chair rtnioVml jnTfoitly riiatlntiMry tiy Iron rixlt KoliiK tlowtt Into tlio foumlittliiii of Hit Kmnlte Imlrilini;. I U n Hwk 0I1I llytfti ri'turiinl. Up wim i'1iiiipfil Into thtf Iruu clwlr. tin-fun-ilia cimntH-twl ttth (tie iiwtclilin' Htlnrtioil (Irmly to lltv tiMitli. nml Tuali ttwNir, MtNifttftluK lilootflf In tlio rflr, louk lii'W of h IfMT four fivt In Wnxiti Mk turmil It allictitly 0M l)lim Kito n Kroatti nml llftttl III rtjtlit lit.'. AirutlitT turn, nuotlivr Krimn. nml tip uut (lu lc njjnl'i. "Wlrnt ilo ymi mbiu )wir le fori" HotiHl l do tint tor. ."I 11111 t llflp It." Mtlil tlio imtlrnt. "WVII." rtrjolnoil Tiiliul.t,r. Hint IimKIi U ImhiimI to intilo out now." llo titrmil tlio Ihvit clour riKiml with n nmltltHi Jttrk ami ittmpipil otil Hyloa' tiwni! rlwn nmi clonr from ItU nIioiiI ilnrx. IvMVlllK It ftlMtro of fotir llirtliwt InKHt-vn tlio KprortHl twrtH. Ttnty lintl n MMtmortrm oxnuiImIIoh. Tito rtxita of thf tooth Hftv foiimt oxtrmlliiK ilimii tlto rUht Miilo. ttirmiKti Hh rlictit U nml tiirnlttat up In Iho protiKa tin- llW tlltt Mill of tlio rlailll ftHlt. "No woHilor," HitUI TualiiimLvr, "ho ntlMnl hU rlKht Ijk." Tho Jury thotillit no, too. but thry fniiml tlio ntott nitifli tlornyiil. nml. flu Htmooim awonrliiK Ihnt tuortlflcn Hon uottlil Iwvo utiatinl In n few mnutlH. TiiHlmiatkaT n clonrtxl ou n viTilkt of "JualltlMblo liiimkhlo." llo vMUt 11 llitlo hy of Mint Inttrn ini'iit for whiic tliuo nfttrtunl, but mo ilay nu oltl litily, ftrhlo hiuI tlttcclil. initio In to Iihm' 11 tooth ilrn wn. nml. thliiklim tmtt It would roino out vvry mtay. TiHthuuika'r i-om luilctl. JtiNt by way of VHrtoty. to try the itmchlno. llo Old no nml nl tho llntt turn ilrmr Iho oltl laily'n Mkolittoii I'uutpli'ti'ly nm) outlroly from hur laitly. lonrlnc bcr n inuiaM of ttiltrliiK Jol1)' In her chnlr. Timuui ikur took liur humu In a pillow onae. Hlitf llviil Hi'Vi'ii yiHiw nflor Hint, mid thoy inllul her the "Imlht rubtter noiiMii." Hlic lunl HiiffertM terribly with Iho rhi'tiiiiiitUin, but ttftir thli iHTUtreiieo ticMT hud n Hitn in her Imiiiiw. Tho ileiitlHt l,ept them In n hIiihh eitHit. After tlilai tho ninchlno wna nolj to tho vuiitnit'tor of tho Hontou cuatntn htmio, mill It urn found Hint it child of threo yottrn of iu-'c could, by n nlu nlo turn of Hit ncrow, rnlho n atone ivt'luhltiK twenty three totm. Sinuller hum weto 111111I0 on tho muiio prlurlplo nml wild to the keepera of hotela nnd rtwtiiuniutit. U'ltoy wen mwM for Intn Iiik lurlteyn. There U nit inonil to thin atory wlmtever. mid It U imsHlblo that tho cln'miwliiiieen may lme Ihhoiiio illKhlly oxnujernled Of rmirnu there .nu bo mi doubt of the truth of the iiinlii litelileiilH - John riioettlx, Ha Told Hr. Mr. Kctiiiomlo-Dltl jou write to the mint who athcrtlted to nhow people how to make puddlturt without milk nml hitvu them rlilier) Mra. llconoiultv-VM, nml wont him u dollnr. "Wlrnt did ho reply Y' "Uso crenm." ToTIrcml no eyo nnd to Buspcct no toiiBiio, In tho Rrentest prcrouatlro of Innoccnco. Dr. Jolmaou. LOW CASTE MANQS. Hlndua Not Only Dcrpltt Tliim, Thoy Vood Vai Ocar,, but Thay Manngtd Tar and Mala Tham. to Hl3 Up a Coffin. ,y Jila follow Hindu tlio Mninf mf- In noun' flf Hie niliilnrf'illlrlctH of of the lotwwt of nil linlliin iiihIox. la Hotltll Atiatrnllii there U h j:roHt nr not only tltiiaiH, but oteii fiiiriil unit j city of wood Coiiiini'iilly. If ynn nro lulled, A writer III Hie TIuh-m of hull,. ' "" AhiIUIi na to die Ilivru )oti uitixl pot mi)a: "To bo cruel la in be -Mhiik i 'Xwl U lm.' '"inn, Inn m be henrled;' to ily Into n pillion iiih Im- fP"I " ' nipptal lu u mu k before oxpri'Mi-d in M.HIH,,. I,,., Wtwn. a Miii.K ulililn one. When on Hie , ,,W, rw,.))(l( (f (1()K c(f aM cilllmi of nil ccllpxe fiiw lire iiwuk Mlw ,(,r KNll r ,( Hellletiient-br I for Hie wifely of the run or m.-iu. iflp wn)( WH w, Tnr,,K,r It In H111 Mhiik nlioait lii'ip U t-ttulJt. ftUmtKU coobi.taW wtta iitikuown mid Ho jroea iitiinutf Hie nni cIhIiiiIiw Imrhoiler would Imre Imoii 11 more their propitiatory, wlfia. mj-Iiw: 'tllte .nilinblij unnio-doiermlned tlml he jour Klfla Hint Hie Hfitxp ium be re- JaliouM be burled lu nlyle. fo Hiey nel intivitl. I'nr are not Idiliii nml KmIii. mlt KtUe n co'nn.Tliey uuide one the ciiuinlo ho lane laid ft II lunula. jf i, nrm W OH i, , UlUt u riu Ihu heavenly Itodlori. Ihemaelti , fw,, ,ie ili-cottKed InaMoi In un etiiply Mnnetif Hltnllnrly, to their rccognlxcd (cut for Hie nlnlit. rtilatlon with Murk' worahlp nnd wllli I ,vot, MmniliiK Hie lid of the coffin Mililv-rraiitmii nnd denionliu- InlltioiKea N mliudiiK H wna nflerwnrd fnnn.1 In to bo trncud tho mnkliiK of offerlnxa to Mnii women on Dnnern day nml Iho alnlatur fact that tlivru nro few Kreat tuilMlncti ereoliil lu prc-llrillali dnya In thla part of India (hut Inuo not-whether they bo temples or forla or Hilncea-Slnnif .Ictlim built Into their foitnilntloita. "Tlio peculiar plaro Hint thrwo optl Inr atiierKtlHona have Riven o Hie MntiR cointntinlly la aceii inpeclally lu Iho ceretniuiloa Hint nro nomt'tlinen mr formed for the reniovnl of illaenne I leipmnlly when noino one haa faltou III n Joahl la conullid nml ejplnlna the lllueita nn duo to tho Inlltietiee nf muiio ovll aplrlt. Tlio one effective pre- acrlptlon In audi n cno la to call n Mnnj: nnd kIvo him n dinner Thla la not by nny m.-ana nn not of frlundll lira iiinniu n iniiinni coiiiiiiiiniiy, inn hna na Ha object npiKtrontly the pro pltlntlon of the detnoutac wiwor nml tho removnl of the aouno of Hie ill rnan from Iho nick mnii to lla proper habitation. "With thla end In view prncllrea of ayinpathetlc tnnBle, which cnu l wr nllele I In tho folk hire of many peo ple, nro employed. Portion, of the fliiKer nalla or. It tuny tie, fragment of Imlr of tho Ititnlhl nro m-crelly mlxetj ullh the food to lt Riven to the Mantr. nnd before the wiwr water of whleh ho I to partuko I kIvoii to him te nick man mtiat aeo hi fnco lu It. In thla way tho evil I auppoaeil to be ltMil Imck to nliere It pntKirly bt long nml tho tlletii) rttmoviil. STAGE REALISM. Why Jtffarton Didn't Hava a D09 Gehntldar In th Flath. It wn the privilege of Hip nrllet yenra iin to attend n reception nl which Joaeph JofferiHin aMUe on lie dramn. Ill Infttnifiit-of the aubject wn Intereatlni;, tho utterance of n man who knew tho nrt of which he aiko. Hut the moat Inlereallui; wirt of the liniir en me nfter the coinpletton of tho formal mldrcMi, when 11 n ojUMir Utility Mil jclvou to Iho a ml It-nee to nk nny iueMltoti they wlhed of Mr .letTeiToii S"on the familiar topic wn IntnHlureil. the effwt of tho modern flslHinttloti nod reallam In atnxo art line. Mr. Jeffemon nt once no to Hie -liieatlnn. llo fpoko luimewhnt rapidly itlth n itinlui liuninr and M) tiiitiHietli clmrm tlmt wer Irroalatlble llo char itclerlnil the tnodeni faalikm of ataiir MCttltiK na "u tribute to the ueakne-w of Hut btimnn ItuHglunthtu " "I nm of leu naked." ho went oil. "nhy I do not have n real do Schneider. Uul If I did none of you Mould he natlarled. Ym would po homo aoylmr, 'Well, Schel der never looked like that doer You loxo Bchuelder becnime ou Imvomndr htm out of n plcco of your own heart. And then." meditatively, "If I hud n real Schneider aomo ono In tho stiller) would priV.ilily whlatlo to him at the critical moment, nml bo would bark 11 11 d voll tho piny, wtille If ho knew hi jmrt (HTfcctly nml did Jimt what Schneider oueht to do" paunlnj? nml with hi dellRhtfiil mllo-"Schnoldor would l tho hero nnd not Itlpl" Then, with n twinkle of tho eye, ho Hummed up tho whole tint I tor with tho ijutct re mark, "IteallNtu with a tall to wng In tho wroni; placo I it dauseroua thtni;." -Now York Poat. Dabblling d Crab. Ill tho aervlie of it Uttltlmoro family In nn old necru cook known it Aunt Sally, nnd not the leant of her nehlevo UKMitH the pretttrHtlnu of ami finnl lu the kitchen ont thiy Aunt Sally' nephew, n itlno-yonr-old lad from a point w'hero crulta nro aoldoui ncco wit wntchliiK lu hristthliM Interest tho old Indy'n dmlllui; of a dlnh ol audi cruatneonus. "Aunty," itakeil ho after much ro tlccttoA upon till inyHiorlou pqlnt. "dnoa dobhll crnba como from do deb bllV "No, chile," promptly responded Aunt Sally, "but tiny la do ditbhll to niako." -St. IhuiU Itepttbllc. Th Prtildtnt'a Oath. Tho onth of nlllce tnkun by tho In comltiK prealdent of the United Stntes U the HlmrW'Ht nnd Hie alninlent rt- luitilent . It la iltilred of any ruler on earth. It la pre Kcribed by tho couHtltutlon nnd la nn follow a: "I do Holemnly Bwenr (or nlllrnn that t will faithfully execute tho oIlU'c of president of tho United Rlnleit, iipd, to tho beat of my ability, protect, preserve and defend tho constitution of the United Stntva." Hor Cooklno. ' Tho Doetor-Hnw s your npnetlto11 Vho Pntlent-Wretdiiil. Tho beat meal-uiy-wlfi- ciwkH doeHti'trtcinptrme." Tho Doctor Um-er or tlo you over try n men I lu n restnuruutT Ohllllcotho llcruld. , A TARCOOLEH FUNERAL tml ( n, ,m, nt, , lrt,0 ,'. Nbiril of a iHttrhni'H mrl. Muttever. lu nplle of tlikt trifling loa lllie fiinrl nna coiMltir-ied wild nnt ' poletnnlly. Tho ooifln wan much ml mired. It hid bwt? made out of the boxen In which Hie dviiHmlte wan aent to th wtneaj, Womo people ihIkIiI hnvo eontihliirti tlmt the oleepiM wore marritl by HH fact that Hie ififfln Imre lu lame lollem on one aide Hie legend 'Keti ilry," nnd on the other "Wow awny from Ixillera." but Hint did not trouble the Imple iiiIbiIh of tho Tur ' Ofwl-'mw. ImkIoii Tll-Illla, IfDRQC TUAH UMn I Vunac I tlflf. WAH. , f , n hf Duddhl.t. and Moh.mm.d.n.. The InfcniHl roKlon of lluddlilm nro horrible. They couiprlae a prent hell nnd Ltd leataer hella. In thoe hclli, itecordhiK to Iho wulpture of Iho HuddlilHt temple, men nro p-otind to iMiwder nnd their dut turned Into nuiii nnd Heoa and Milder. They nro mHiiI lu n inorlnr. The huimry enit niitroi iroti imihi. iiie unruly unnk woltrn lrni ; laHinlni wiya of the Infernal re dotta: "They wlw Itelleve mil ahnll tutve Kfirmenta of Are titled for them IMHiik water ahnll Ik iwHtrcd on their hernl nratl on their akin, nml they ilikll Ih I Miteit with imieea of Iron." hi the SfHlnllimTliin tnytholoKy, the wytholofty of Odin nnd Tltor. we nr old that "In Naotmml there I n rnt atwl direful l met tire, with doom Hint fate the north. It I fortnid entirely of the laNeka of wrpenta, wattled to other like wlckcrwork. Hut the aer litNita' htwd are turned toward the In aide of tlio hall, and they continually owl forth Hood of venom. In which wade nil Hhc wlat commit murder or for wear Iheiuaelvea." Hr Firt Pom. She wna nue of Hkiu aoft eyed mnld n. awoetly Innocent, ahy nnd ccntle. Shu waa titiHecuitomcd to newnpnHT otTlce, but, holm; ombltlnux, alio man. need to find eunuch count po to try wlunlni; nn editor aympnlhy, ayni pa thy to bo oxprettacd by the accept nnce of her poem. "I have here," alio aald demurely, "n lit tlo torn I've composed. I really don't know what you'll think of It. You may not like It nt nil, but It' ray Unit that U, the Unit I'tc ever writ ten for a nowatmpcr nnd I'd be very pleased Indeed If you honestly thought It wan rwhI." Tho editor kept nt hi work, now nnd then cowllus:, but not nt tho young wtjHMti iMinvlally. "It'a nbout it maiden tripping o'er tho Ion," a ho continued. "What waa Iho trouble)" nuked the man behind the pitMr. "Couldn't the lift her feotr-Phllndelphlu Times. " Slightly Mlxad. IIo waxii'l pond nt conundrums, but when hi turA came to ask one nt a llltlc aoi'lnl wrty ho thought ho could remember n good ouo ho had heard. It waa the old riddle: "Why I 11 woman like the IvyT" Tin- niiawer, of coume, U the gnllnnt uxplanntlon: "Ueiuuoo tho moro you're mined the oloaor alio Btlcka." Hut ho iA)t It mlxcil nnd naked: "Why I the Ivy like n woman?" None of tho Indie present could give nn appropriate reply, no ho himself ventured thl maladroit solution: "IU-cttuse tho clo.iiT It clings the inoro you'ro rulucd." Spolltd It For Him. Mr. Clnrko'a butler had naked for a night off, for tho purpose, na ho ex plained, of nttendlnV n ball lu tho vil la pe, Tho post day Mr. Clarke asked blm how ho bad eujoyed himself. "Oli, pretty gooii, sir, thunk you," wmi'tlio rtwponso, "It woutd hnvo been better If It hadn't n-been for tho wom en, 1 cui.'t nbldo women at a ball," Now York Prens, A Deautlful Thought. A llttlo girl absorbed In gating at tho starry nkle bclug nukeil of whnt alio waa thinking vnld, "1 was think ing If tho wrong side of heaven Is so glorious what must the right side bo!" A Thrt. Immature Conductor (to clarinet plnyer)-Seo here, Mr. Schlag. why don't you follow my beutT Veteran Clarinet (olomnly) If you don't look owld I wllll-Puck. A Ourprlt. -llortlo I want to glvo my sweet- heart it Htirprle nn hi birthday. Can you migt-'c-st miniotlilnK? Arabel "Well, you inlguTlon him your ngo. Ilntk men uxouse their faults; good uicu will leao thorn. Johnson. SATHER The STORE THAT SAVES YOU MONEY. Come In and let us outfit you for the winter. Don't wait for the stormy weather prepare for it - j - now. - ' New supply of Servicable Winter SHOES A Complete Lino of Rubber Footwear HEAVY SHIRTS AND UNDERWEAR. E. A. SATHER GENERAL BEND, $50.00 Down Choice Residence Lots in Aubrey Heights $50.00 NOW BALANCE LIKE RENT The Future Residence District of Greater Bend. Contracts are let for several houses to bo built immediately. ' Deschutes Realty Co. Bend Hospital Atleuditig I'hys.ciatts--U. C. COE, B. FERRELL M. ELLEN KERSHAW, Superintendnnt. 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