! The Bend Machine Shop IlliNKV UNSTICK, Piop. REPAIRING OF ALL KINDS We lift vc Milling Miiclilni. J.ullie, Dilll 1'ii'ttM, Villi uiiier. etc, tie. Automobiles, Pnrm Implements, Sawmill Machinery, elc. Aneiu-y for JACKSON AUTOMOBILES Tlic liest on llu market. Gasoline and Lubricating Oils. Vulcanizing a Specialty, DESCHUTES Addition Adjoins Bend on the south, Most beautiful residential sec tion in Bend. REASONABLE PRICES Also Some Choice Business Lois. Timber I .amis liotiirlit and Sold. HUNTER & STAATS WAI.I. STKI-.I.T. Ill-.NI). OR CDONNELL UNION MARKET CANDY, M. J. KELLY A. D. MOE, The Tailor 1 1 lis received a full line of Fall and Winter Samples Suits made to order from $15 00 tip. Cull and see the humpies before liii) inn tlscu'licre. Clsun iut mid pressiiij Kiveii t-prual intention. Shop on lioittl St. BEND LIVERY, FEED STABLE CO. J. II. WIINANDV, Prop. All kinds of light and heavy Livory. FKHD FOR SAW? Hond Street Bend Steam Laundry The Very IJest Modern Lnii ndry Work nt Moderate Price. h API US' unci CHI I IIRKN'S OAKM F.NV'S, ROUGH DRV. 40 C J'S A"p0J5. MlS. MAZO LOQCWOOD. mn BROTHERS FRUIT, IIORS1-S FOR SAW?. Ilciid. OrcKon. TOBACCO Davles ISulldlni;, WnllSt.. C HI:NI), ORHUON ( P THt'DtARESJ GIFT. A Pathetlo Incident In the Ufa of Rob. rt Drowning A young American woman was trav eling ono fifty In mi Itiilliui railway conch, tlio only other occupant of the euinpiirtineiit being iiii elderly gentle mini. Observing Hie Intercut of tint young wuiiiiiii In Hie country through which lliey weio piixsilig mill siting nlNo Hint It nn new to lier, Hie more cxperlcneid traveler pointed out ol Je'tN mid place of note. From scenery tlio convcniillon drift ed to IiooIih mid itiitlion), until Nome thing suggested to Hie young Atnerl cnti onu of I'lUiibcfli llnrreit llrown Intt'M Monrictn. willed xho iiioled, Him wan astonished unit iilmxhcd be cause Hie gentleman made no reply. uui during l lie rem or me raie xbi iook Iiijx Intently out of the window, Imv-i lug apparently forgotten the very ex- ' Istence of III trut cling companion. Ax llii-v iiixirmt llni xtntloo when I lie- I young Indy was to leovir the enr shu mild timidly: "I fenr. sir, Hint I have .-feuded you. Perhaps you do not like Mr. llrowu lug's HM'lry." Thu iiiiiii slowly turned ukiii tier tenr dimmed eyes, uud In u voice full of emotion lie Maid' "Mndntii, that sonnet In Hie sweetest, mi ItM singer wn tlin dearest, gift Ood ever gave to me." Iler traveling companion wu ltol ert Ilrowiilmr. Vilirn Companion. A CURIOUS ANIMAL The See Cuoumbtr Curl Part With and Replace Iti Organe. Among tliu curious uiilmntn which In Iinlilt Hie sen we limy toko the holo Ihur'.ii. or Ren cucumber, no called from IIn resemblance to Ihu cucumlrcr. When this niilmnl In attacked by nil rnrmy It doe not stand up mid fight, hut tiy n sudden movement It eject Itri Icelli. stomach, digestive npimriilu mid iienrly nil llu Intestines nod then shrivel It hody up to almost nothing. When, however, tho dancer U at tho animal rommence to replace the organ whlrh It linn voliiiitnrlly tmrtiil with, nnd In n Khort time thu ntilmal In tin perfect dm ever It wnn. Dr Johintone kept one In water fur n lonu time, nnd ono ilay he foruot to chniiKe the water. The creature In conepieiice ejecletl lt InteittlneM nnd nhrlvehtl up, hut when the wnter wan chanced nil Itn orpilin were reprti (lured. AIHioukIi the niilmnl In not eaten In Hurt)-"'. " fiuorlte with the C'lilucxe. nnd the Mwlilin: forum an luiHirtntit prt of tho luduxtry of the cant. ThniiMtudM of Jiltika lire miliunl ly wmil In flatiltiK for trepanc, mh the mitmnla nro cnlled. Uuidon Tlt-HIt. Cowi That Navar Drink. The "wild cow" of ArnliU. lu niillty an niiteluH, the lleatrlx oryx. Ik Mild never to ilrluk, which In prolmhly eor rect, for iihIoik tliiHe iiiiliualN can tie Kceud the well they can tlud uodrluk lug wnter for ten immlln In the year. There In no aurfnee wnter, unit rnlu full but prccarlouidy durlni; Hie win ter. Only once during my Journey did I find n pool of rainwater, caught In a hollow rock, mid even thla I ahould have ixuecd by without know line of Hm exUtence had not my catucU aullT ed It from a distance and olwitlimiely reftunl to tx turned from piiiK lu Hint direction. Thenc nnteloK. how eer. are pruvldiM by nature with a curlour" fwnl nupply, enpeclally desluu M na n thlrat ijuenelier. ThU In a pnratilte which ktowm on the riKita of the denert tmnliea mid forma u long apadlx full of wnter nnd Julre. The nnteloHi tilt; deep hole lu the Hand lu onler to get nt them". Wldo World Mncaxlue. Eailly Explalntd. "They have to admit lu tho old world." aald n New York theatrical man, "that we've got them bwiten on every count. Tnlk to them about the matter and they can only i-ulbble. "'Oli, yon,' auld nn KiirIUIi twiiker to me tho other day, 'you've Rot n Rrcnt country, the Rrvuteitt country lu the world, there' no denyliiR thiit. "Then he riivc n nnaty IiiurIi. "'Hut look ut your Urea,' ho auld. 'Your terrible Urea nro a tlURrnce to mankind.' " 'Oh, our Area.' anld I, 'are duo to tho friction emmed by our rapid growth.' " Man'a Early Dulldlng. The rulna of successlvo human U.nb Itatlona unearthed In Aala tdiow how mnu advanced fivtn primcvnl Bavaeery to the pomp of llabyloa nud N'lnuveh. l'lnt ho Improveil tho caves In which ho dwelt by leveling tho lloora and cut ting windows to glvo hltn light. After Mird ho const ruetiM entirely artlllclnl iinhlintlona for lilumeir. at tint rough ly made touts of boughs and leave, then huts of mud and tlunny dwellings of wood atid atone. Spiteful, "Yes," said tho engaged girl. "Dick In very methodical. Ho gives irio ono kiss when ho comes and two when ho goes away." "That's always been Ids way," re turned her dearest friend. "I'vo hoard lota of girls comment on It." Thus It happens thut they ceaso to speak to each other. Fall In With tha Argun-ant. "Tho leading questlou," sold tho colonel, "Is tho financial one," "'tight," replied tho major, "and I was just about to ask you tp add $5 to that $10 I borrowed from you yos terday." Unclo Itcmus' Mogaxluo. "Tho easiest thing I know of," nays tho pldlosopheV of folly, "Is to begin to savo up somo inonoy next month," -Oloreland Lcudor. A DEED OF DARING. Twantyiavn Llvat Oavid by Ona Man In a Ohipwrack. A'hlNlorl'j en ie of duriiiu and endnr miee rarely emiulctl In life mivIiik nn tuiln wiin Hint of Hut rencim of twenty neveii moiiIn liy one iiiiiii In iwrf. Tho flnhliiK Hcliooner Hen Clipper wan driv en liy the templet iiKaliiNt a reef nenr the HKltcl InIhikIh on that cohnI mid apcedlly went to plici. (.'nptnlu Wll llnui Jiiekmiiu, In chars;' of n IIrIiIiik rrew nt tlieao IhIniiiIn, linil wandered In a dlrwtlou ho had never In-eii lie fore an If liy liixplratloii mid Hiiddculy nnw the whole Imueily enacted before 111 eyea. IIiirryliiK Ida one compan ion hack to tho (Nliln atntlou to aum moil help, ho pliini'd Into tho howlltic awlrl lillniH'lf mid eli'Vvu tlmea itvntn to thu ahlp. Katdi lime lie took b.i'k a human Ik'Iiik to wifety, hnttlloK aplendldly nualiiNt wind and tide. Then help arrived, hut no momin wna nvalluhlu of commuiileatlni; with tho vitwel, no Jnekmnn fimleiud n ropo uroiiud hln walut and miido Ofteen more trip, reliirnlni; with n caHtnvny on each occasion. It waa then dlneov crcd that n wouitin had Ix-en overl'Mik eil and left on IxMird, mid the lllef wan oxprcNftvd that olie wun ilmd. hut he deelureil that he would not Ii-hvu her there. HvIk h ileail. AeeordliiKly ho pluiiKfd Into thu Hiirf again and noon Iwre the hapletM criatiire to thu aliore. where, dlitnttlntf hlmnelf of hla llfliinelH, he wrappel hem round her, na lio wnN nlmont at death' door. She oplrt-d n few hour Inter, hut lived lout; ciioukIi to tlinnk her prcnervvr for hit nohlo effort In her behalf, Wldo World Magazine BROUGHT UP HOT WATER. Tha Friction of tha Dost Mada tha Oeaan Almoit doll. The RtentiMhlp waa x'H-cdlng over ncflN with u rVi'iml breaking Hat of IKtmeriger wlwn one of the Ky. young and Inquiring glrW who are found on every trip Mklpped up to the captain ami linked: "CHpmlii, are we really going faat? It ipfim hh If we were Junt crawling." "I'af," NHMwentl the captain gruff ly. "of count we're going fant. With nothing to net but wnter nud aky you can't Judge our h'mhiI, but. my dear young lady, the friction of the boat I ho grtwt It make the water hot nft." "I don't ttellcvi It." giggled the girl, nnd the captain, with n greet nhow of IndlgUHtloii. called for n rope nnd btteket to prove III word!. Thctio brought, he nluiig the wll down nft of the Vermel directly under the dralnpliH of the pulley, where Iwt water nm nit day, and brmight It up amoklng. to the nxtouhdiment of the nwMtruck girl. A long. I(an Yaukiv who had been watching the pvrformnuee then como forward and drawled. "Hay, enp, that must make .oii change your couree mighty often." "Change my couneT" bluntered the cnptnln. "What would 1 change ray couno for?" "Woll," wild tho Ynnkco Blowly, "bo darn much friction tia that mutt wear tho ocean out mighty quick. I'hlla dolphin TltnoH. 8ugar. Our word "sugar" l wild to 1ms de rived from the Arabic "ukknr." tho article Itoelf having got Into Kurope through the Arabian MolmmtuedntiN, wiw overran a groat mrt of the world In the eeuth. eighth and ninth cen turies. According to Or. Van I-lpp-man, a Dutch writer, a a result of the Arab Invnidon of Tenia augur found Its way Into Arabia, whence nguln It culture wn curried to Cyprus. Ithodes, Welly and Kgypt. In the last named country the preiwrfltlon of sug ar was greatly Improved, and the Kgyptlau priMluct Uttinie widely fa mous, from Kgypt the ludustry sproad iilniig the iiortlieru cxhikIh ot Afrkii and mi eutertnl Swtln. where. alMHit the year 1 HW, wmie fmirttvn re tlnwlmt were lu Hratlon. ColiuubiiK Introduced Miaur eaue Into the uew world. Argonaut. Hli Dad Draam. Truly oriental was the deftne put forward by a prisoner ut Allmre. Chargett with Hlwillng a Hindu Idol with Us ornament, he fluted that the goddcH told hlin lu ti dream the night before that, as she was not properly wonhlpcd by the Hindu priest, he would Ik better taken cure of by him n Mohammedan, uud that unless he took charge of her wonhlp she would lu her wrath destroy Ids whole family. The magistrate, however, was not sat lslled with the story and sentenced the accused to two months' rigorous Im prisonment uud to pay a line, Bom bay Gazette. When tha Lou Wat Fait. Wife (on returning home after a long visit) Have you noticed that my husband missed mo much while I was away, Mnry? Maid-Well, mum, I didn't notice that ho felt your nbsenco much nt lint, but this last day or two ho has certainly seemed very down hearted, mum, Ha Promlsad. Button No. can't spare tho money very well, but I'll lend It to you If you promise not to keep It too long. Day boy I'll undertnko to spend overy pen ny of It before tomorrow. Washing tonlun. Feeding the Flih, Disgusted Fisherman (emptying his bait Into the strcnuD-Hanged If I'll wait on you any longer! Here, help yoursolves. Ufe. Sorrow Is au ovll with many feet. Siuioutdcs. -lAR AND FEATHERS."" A Coat of Thete Meant Excruciating Torture to the Victim, I'eoplo who read of tarring nnd feathering know Hint tho puiilslimcnt Is a very unpleasant one, but few Im agine how terribly painful and dan gerous It I. Hardened tnr Is very hard to remove from the skin, and when feather are added It forms u kind of cement that stick doner thou it brother. A noon ns the tnr sot tho victim's suffering begins. It contracts a It cools, and overy one of the little veins on the body I pulled, cunning the most ux'pilxlto agony. Tho perspira tion Is entirely stopped, and unless thu tnr Is removed death I certain to en tile. Hut the removal Is no easy task and require several days. The tar cannot be softened by the application of heat and must Ikj ihImI off bit by bit, iwect nil being iiimi to make the proc ess less painful. The Irritation to the kin Is very great, as the hairs cannot be disengaged, but must be pulled out or cut off. No mnn can bo cleaned of tnr In n single dny. as the pain of the operation would be too excruciating for endurance, nnd until this Is done he has to suffer from n palu like that of 10.000 pin pricks. Numlwrs of men have died under tho torture, and nom who have gone through It regard tnr and feathering as anything but a most fearful Infliction. TOBACCO IN THE ARCTIC. Resource of Miners When They Can Neither Chaw Nor Smoke. "When tho wind Is blowing thirty inlles an hour and the temperature Is 40 below It Is some cold." said a mnu from Alaska. "If a man used tobacco In the ordinary way out of doon dur ing such weather and got bis Hi wet through smoking a plic or chewing he would be upt to get Into trouble. Klnt thing he knew IVd havo his 111 crack ed, nnd they would bo raw all wlutcr long. "The regulan stationed at the mili tary post up In Alaska found that If they tied n tobacco leaf In their arm pit previous to undeslred duty they would become very sick nnd could pass the iot surgeon for hospital, getting rid of detail work they wanted to avoid. "Tho mlnen up there learned some thing of this and found that the tobac co craving could be satUfled by bind ing a quantity of the leaf either In the armpit or against the solar plexus. This avoided broken and bleeding lips during the winter, and they weren't prevented from smoking Indoon as well If they wanted to. It was the out door smoking or chewing that made all tho trouble." New York Sun. Way to Treat Vantton. The startsmun was explaining to a few of Ids uninitiated friends. "If you don't like venUou." he said, "it Is because It has not been prepared properly. I think I know tilt kind you havo tried to eat, and I ngret with you It Is not tit. After tho deer has been shot tho carcass probably has been allowed to lie around until the blood has discolored the meat and really has almost tainted It, Few hunters dress their game carefully cuough. As soou as a deer Is killed tho carcass should be thoroughly bled, skinned, the entrails removed uud the meat hung up In tho dry air for some hours. Thorough uud prompt bleeding Is of tho utmost Importance. Venison prepared lu this way Is comparatively light lu color-that Is, It Is a clear, bright red, and the fat Is white and cleuu. There is no strong, rauk taste." New York Press. Revenge. "Stop!" The brakes of tho motor were suddenly applied, a pandemonium of whirling wheels cusued, and the mo torist came face to face with Consta ble Coppetu, who had lieen hiding In the hedge. "Bxcui.0 me, Blr," sold the iwrtly po llromnn. taklnir out his notebook and peuell, "but you exceeded the speed limit by two miles over n luoasureu piece of road." "I havo done nothing of tho kind," retorted the motorist, "and, besides" "Well, if you dou't believe mo rn call the sergeant, bcln' ob It wos lm ns took the time. He's lu the pigsty yonder." "Don't trouble, Itobert," tho other hastened to reply. "I would sooner pay fifty flues than disturb the ser geant nt his menial" Loudou Answers. Faithful Woman. I tell you that womeu, us a rule, are moro faithful than mon-ten times more fulthful. I never saw a man pursuo his wife luto the very ditch aud dust of degradation and tako her lu his arms. I never saw a man stand at the shore where she wus wrecked, waiting for tho waves to bring back her corpso to his arms, but 1 havo aceu n woman with her whlto arms lift a man from the mire of degradation and hold hliu to her bosom as If ho were an angel. Ingewoll, His Way of Doing. "Could tho cashier of that company explain tho muddle In tho booksT" "He said ho would clear It all up." "Did ho?" "No, ho didn't clear It up. Ho cleared out." Daltlmoro American. Ungallant, tITeudenon Ever met with any serl- ous accident whllo traveling? lieu- pock Did I? I mot my wlfo whllo traveling abroad. Troublo springs from Idleness and grievous toll from needless ease. Frauklln. PICKING HUSBANDS. ' f, Wo man'a Cynical View of the Oar man Marriage Marhet. The, men lu (lermnny do not marry They lire married. They nre more or lex pnsslvo articles of sale, which stand In row In the matrimonial shop window with their price labeled lu large letter lu their buttonhole, wait lug patiently for a purchaser. They are perfectly willing, even eager, vic tims. They want to be bought, but their position doe not allow them to grasp Hie Initiative, and they are thankful when at last some one comes along and declare herself capable and willing to pay tho price. Tho girl and her mother, with thi.Ir punw In hand, pa the article Jn re view and choose out the ono whlrh best suits their means and fancy, "I shall marry an oUlcer" one girl told mo some time ago with the easy confidence of n person about to order a new dress, and, lo and behold, be fore the year wan out she was walking proudly on the arm of n dragoon lieu tenant! I even knew of threo womeu who swore to each other that they would marry only geniuses, and hero also they had their will. One married a great painter, one a poet and another a famous diplomatist. That they were all three peculiarly unhappy Is not n witness against tho system, but n proof that geniuses may occasionally bo very uncomfortable partner. In this cnxo the purchaser were rich and popular and could therefore mako tbelr choice. Others of lesser means would have had to content themselves with nn officer, cavalry or Infantry, accord ing to the "dot," or a lawyer, or a doc tor, or a merchant, and so on down the scale-Mis Wylle's "My German Year." ODDLY EXPRESSED. Queer Ways In Which Ideas Are 8omet!mea Put Into Words. Curious ways of expressing Ideas In English may be expected from foreign en, as, for Instance, when the French man, who mode a call In the country and was about to be Introduced to the family, said: "Ah, xe ladles! Zen I vould before. If you please, vtsb to purify mluu 'and and to sweep mine hnlr." A Scotch publican was complaining of bis servant maid. Ho said that she could never b found when want ed. "She'll gang oot o' the house," he said, "twenty times for once she'll come In." A countryman went to a menagerie to examine the wild beasts. Several gentlemen expressed the opinion that the orang outong was a lower order of the human species. Hodge did not like this Idea and, striding up to the gentleman, expressed his contempt for It In these words: "Pooh! He's no more of the human species than I be." "Mamma, Is that a spoiled child?" asked a little boy on seeing a negro baby for the tint tlme. A shop exhibits a card warning ev erybody against unscrupulous penons "who Infringe our title to deceive tho public." The shopman does not quit soy what be means any more than tho proprietor of an eatlog houso near the dock, on the door of which may bo read the following announcement con veying fearful intelligence to the gal lant tan who frequent this port: "Fallon' vltnls cooked here." Phila delphia North American. Definition of True Humor. The sense of humor Is the "saving sense" principally because it saves us from ounelves. The person who can not laugh at himself now and then Is to be pitied. Moreover, the person who cannot take good naturedly the occasional bantering of others Is In tho same class of dlsagret-nblcti. A well directed shaft of raillery will often find the vulnerable point In our armor of self complacency and show us where our self satisfaction Is all wrong. True humor, however, must spring as much from the heart as from the head. Its essence must be truth aud friendliness, uot contempt. Ther never was a good Joke yet that told a lie or besmirched a reputation, numor which carries with It a sting to wound the sensitiveness or delicacy of oue who does not deserve to suffer is not true humor. San Francisco Chronicle. Professional Instinct. "Itomeo and Juliet," with the origi nal company, had reached Its crucial moment, Juliet was staggering about tho stage, regarding her altllcted lover. "Ob, cruel poison!" she walled. She raised her lover for a moment In her arms. A wildly excited medical student lu the gallery sprung to his feet. "Keep him up. Juliet keep him up!" be bellowed. "I'll run out and fetch tho stomach pump!" A Run of Luolc Vlolot I never had bucu a streak of luck. Ho fell tu love lu Paris, proposed iu Itomo and bought tho ring in Na ples. Pierrot Did your luck eud there? Vlolot Oh, no! While wo wero at Monto Carlo ho won enough from papa for us to get married on. London Il lustrated Bits. The Silver Lining. In life troubles will como which look as if they would uever pass nway. Tho night nud the storm look as If thoy would hist forever, but the coming of the calm and tho morning cannot be stayed, Tho roward of ono duty Is the power to fulfill another. iu.