III. . iiei Mm illHliiil ml HI 1i i.ll.diEfcMwil il mmmtm U .k.i.'i 1.1mm 1 : r -' I" is ' ! -H BUY LOTS IN- lit . 1 ! ,t ' HE PUYEDCRITIC. Th. CtmpMtr Tried to Bo Funny and Got a Surpriie. Blgnor Leoncavallo, I be composer, re counted ao am cuius experience that befell him In a theater where be occu pied a stall ooa evening to bear tba perform ore or bla Tagmcd." At tbe Ooala a trauger sitting next him kept exclaiming enthusiastically: "What a ruasterplec! What a per fect raasterplecer Leoncavallo, Imagining himself utter ly unknown la tbe audience, thought ft would be dne fuu to play tbe critic cf bla own work, so chimed In Iron Ically: "A. masterpiece! I don't in tbe least agree wltb you. air. I'd a musician myself, ao know wbat I'm talking about. Tba fact la this opera Is a worthless production and brimful of imitations and plagiarisms. For In stance, that caratlna Is CIcbed bodily from Berlioz, tba duet In the flnt act It all Gounod, whlla tbe finale la a aorfy copy of on you will find In Verdi." Next day Leoncavallo drove to tbe railway station and bought tba leading local Journal On comfortably seating himself In tba train be opened It and was aghast wltb astonishment at en countering the following lines; "fllgoor Leoncavallo's opinion on TaglUccL' Declaration of plagiarism. Confession of a composer bereft of all originality." Tba great Italian muter added. "Br Sdently my neighbor was a Journalist who bad dogged me, but to this day 1 hare cold ablrera every time 1 recall tea Incident." STEALING A DOG. Sir Edwin Landeeer' Experlonee With a London Fanoier. Blr Edwin Landsecr, the animal painter, one time was about to put tbe finishing touches to the portrait of a dog belonging to a nobleman and was expecting a visit from bis model when tba owner arrived in a slate of great perturbation without tbe dog. The an lmal bad been stolen. After talking over tbe loss wltb Sir Edwin tbe own er decided to leave tbe matter In the patntera bands, together with a ten pound note aa a reward for ttu recov ery of tbe dog. Blr Edwln'a acquaintance wltb tbe 4og fanciers was Urge, and be sum aaoned to bis aid one Jem Smith, who be tbougbt might pot bim on tbe right track. lie showed the man tbe picture M4 the banknote and promised that If tbe dojr waa restored no questions should be asked. Six weeks later SEullb arrived at tbe studio leading tbe tniaslBg dog by a piece of string. "Here (a your 10," said the artist, "and X ieuppo I must ask no questions. So poy that the affair is done with WIESTORIA $25 to $250 for the first 100 lots 25 Down, the Balance on your own terms. LOTS, 50x140 feet. STREETS, 60 and 80 feet. ALLEYS, 20 feet. As Choice Residence Property, close in to schools, churches, business, etc., this beautiful addition is THE BEST OP ALL. Free Water Right with each lot. Remember, when we have sold 100 lots we give a CHOICE CORNER LOT ABSOLUTELY FREE to the purchaser holding the lucky number. Let us show you over this property. Central Oregon Realty Co. you may Just as well tell me about It." After a moment of hesitation tbe man confessed that be himself was tbe thief. "Von. you thundering rascal!" exclaimed 81r Edwin. "Then why on earth bare you kept us In suspense all tbU timer "Well, you see. gov'ner." was the anxwer. "I stole the dorg. but tbe gen'lenmn I sold blm to kep' Mm so Jolli close that I hadn't a chance of nicking blm again till yesterday, and that's tbe truth, s'elp me." Olrds as Oracle. A mmt remarkable superstition of tbe Kenya ha of liunieo la tbe runsulta Hon of bird If. fur example, a Ken yab baa to undertake a long Journey be will not risk It without having drat consulted tbe "dakkl." a kind or hawk. If tbe bawk die wltb Ita wlnga spread out to tbe right side It Is a good algu. but If It goes to tbe left or daps lu wlnga tben the Journey la not begun In any circumstances. The next day tbe Kenyab tries once more until tbe bawk gives tbe sign which be wants. Thus tba continuation of tbe Journey depends on tba dlgbt or tbe birds. Some birds are of greater Importance than others, and also to tbe singing of tbe birds attention Is given. Other animals are also consulted, and tbe sea Dyakacall every animal a "bird" when they consult It. Prodigality of Life In AncUnt Egypt. Tbe reckless prodigality wltb wblcb in ancient Egypt the upper classes squandered away tbe labor and Uvea of tbe people is perfectly startling. In this respect, as tbe tnonumeuta yet re maining abundantly prove, tbey atand alone and without n rival. We may form some Idea of tbe almost Incred ible waate when we bear that 2.000 men were occupied for three years In carrying a single stone from Elephan tine to Sals, that tbe canal of tbe Red sea alone cost tbe Uvea of 120,000 Egyptians and that to build one of tbe pyramids required tbe labor of 300,000 men for twenty years. An Infamy, Sorao j ears ago we remember meet ing at tbe door of a secondhand book shop an excited Irishman. lie bad Just bought tbe "Irlsb Melodies" for a shilling wbeu be turned round on tbe bookseller aud burst out, "But I could kill ye for selling these Immortal gems to cheap!" London Athenaeum. The Handwriting. "If you look about tou " ssM th ominous acquaintance, "you will see tbe handwriting on the wall." "The handwrltlnir on tho trull rfn-a ot vorry me," replied Senator Bor chum, "so Ion aa tber don't ea rum. maglng Into ray private memoranda." Washington Btar. The Bulletin $1.50 a year. 1 BEND, TORTURE MACHINES. Curious Instruments That Ware Used In the Middle Ages. In an old tower In Nuremburg there la a room aet apart especially for tbe preservation or tbe curious Instru ments of torture used during the un certain period historically referred to as tbe middle ages. In that room you can see thumb screws of tbe most approved pattern closely arrauged along shelve filled with "liar helmets" aud "bridle' for gossiping women Oue horrid relic, called tbe "spike wheel." In a henry cylinder on oue side of wblcti xiiinil out two or more svurr of almrp Imu spikes. lu days of old when uo "' fender had been sentenced to uudergo a "rolling" be was strlpixtl naked uud firmly bound on a plank, fare dowu In tbls position the "spike wheel" was slowly dragged up and ileum tils back, tbe number of lime ileHndlug upon tbe gravity of tbe crlnio uud tbe word ing of tbe sentence. In several lnstnm-e tbe poor victims were prodded so full of bole that tbey died before tbey could be removed from tbe plank When death was In tended tbe number of "rolls" was not specified, but double lengtli spikes, heated red hot. were put In the surface of tbe cylinder Tbls mode of carrying out capital punishment was hardly aa expeditious as the guillotine, but It waa equally certain. GIANT BUTTERFLIES. Have a Wing Spread Qrsater Than That of Many Small Birds. Tbe largest butterfly known to nat uralists la found only In HritUti New Guinea, and specimens are worth any thing from SI0O upward The male measures elgbt Inches serous tbe wings and tbe female not less than eleven Inches, a wlug spread exceed ing that of many small birds. Tho story or tbe first discovery of this gigantic butterfly 1 a curious one, saya tbe Wldo World Magazine. A aaturallst eaw a specimen perched on tbe top of a tree and, falling to cap ture It by any other means, Anally shot IL From tbe fragments be decided that tbe spec-lea was entirely unknown to science, and be forthwith fitted out an expedition at a cost of many thou sands of dollars to go In search of tbe magnificent Insects. Two member of the party fell vic tims to tbe Papuan cannibals and an other waa rescued only In tbo nick of time. In eplto of this Inauspicious commencement to bis enterprise, bow ever, tho naturalist persevered and ultimately succeeded In obtaining a number of perfect specimens. Origin of th Letter V. alio letter V may bp .regarded, as the OREGON mutilated remains of one of the aytn bola uacd by the ancient Egyptians In their hieroglyphics or picture writing A common animal In their country was the two borued sand viper, a represen tation of wbtcb stood for V. Tbe priests ultimately found that for tbe practical purposes of everyday life It was a waste of time to use elaborato hieroglyphics and Invented n kind of shorthand to meet tbo occasion. In this tbe snake was reduced to a V with a dash (V) to represent horns and body, Tbe Phoenician adopted tbls letter, and from them we get cur V by loss of tbe dash, leaving only tbo two little horns of tbo original pic ture. Tbls snake Is still common In Egypt and U probably tbo one men tioned In Genesis xllx. 17, "Dan shall be a serpent by the way, an adder In tbe path, that bltetb tbe homo heels, so that bis rider shall rail backward." Travelers tell us that It Is still addict ed to this unpleasant bablL Wet Weather and Camels. Camels are very seusltlro to mois ture, lu tbe region or tropical rnlus tbey are usually absent, and If they come luto such with caravans tbe re sults or tho rainy season aro greatly feared. Tho great humidity of tbo air explains tbe absence of tbo camel from the northern slopes of tho Atlas and from well wooded Abyssinia. This sensitiveness expresses Itself In the character of different races. Tbe fin est, most noble looking camels, with short Ulk-llko balr, aro fouud In tbo Interior of desert, as In tbe Taureg region In north Africa, and tbey can not bo used for Journeys to moist re gions. Even lu Fezxan, south or Trip oli, tbe animals aro shorter and fatter, wltb long coarse balr. aud In Nile lands and on coasts lb Is tbe same. These animals, too, are loss serviceable as regards speed and endurance. The Eye of the Musk Ox. Tbe akull of tbe bull musk ox Is re euarkable for tbe development of the eye orbits, which project sufficiently beyond tbo piano of tbe froutal bones to compensate for tbo Interruption the borne would otherwise mako In the range of vision, Tbe musk ox, bow ever, does not seem to rely greatly on keenness of sight, far lea on acute nesa of bearing, for tbo ear are of small dimensions and nro completely covered by tbo heavy growth of fur about them. Tbo organ of sccut are evidently more highly developed, and tbey exact of tho buntcr bla greatest cunning. Just Imagine I "Why don't 'tbey bovo women on Juries?" she asked. "Imagine a woman sitting through n long argument by a lawyer and not Interrupting," wo tho answer she re ceived. Buffalo Express. A R0YALJJ00K BUYER. The Purchase ol Diderot's Library by Catherine II. ol flume. Empress Catherine tl. of ltula was a great reader and a luter of hook. On of her service to letter In UiimU was tho purchase of the libraries of Voltaire and Diderot. Hbo waa a warm friend and admirer of these I'rcucb philosophers, and their work Interest ed her because she was eager to learn new theories of Killtlca and govern menL Voltaire's library or about 7.000 volumes Is now a part of tbe Hum slnn Imperial library lu tbe Hermitage palace, aud In tbe brill devoted to It U Iloudon's statue or Voltaire. Tbe story or Catherine's purcbaso of Diderot's library Is Interesting. It Is creditable to her tact and her generos ity. Diderot named $73,000 as the price of bis library. Catherine II. offered blm 180.000 and named a a condition of tho bargain that her pur cbaso should remain with Dldorot until his death. Thus Diderot, without Icav- Ing Paris, becamo Catherine's librarian In bis own library. As her librarian ho was given a yearly salary of $3,000. Ono year this salary was not paid. Then Catberluo wroto to bcr librarian that sbo could not havo bla or her library suffer through tho negligence of a treasurer's clerk and that she should scud him the sum that sho had set asldo for tho caro aud increase of her library for fifty years. At the end of that period sho would mako new arrangements. A check for $100,000 accompanied this letter, Do Not Delay Yonr Fall Piantlag 0UX WW CATJO00 retty k (eitineer tuilM riii s letvett STRAWBERRY FlitfNNlHDI AMTQ t sioeine r bnii 1 u Oar uiaul Incorittlooe bare er. tired Iron PBAH0B, UOLLAttU, JiPltf and Ike AZORt sod "To laiuatlMkaarenuwrrtilj. Kirly crdere mui mImI riMrreUa' ABK rOW CATALOG NO. -t PORTLAND SEED CO. fOHTLAND. OHKQON iW ROtip rJ! lr-RUIT, SHADE nlffMNDORNAKCNTAL 111 If AbbW MaMLaaAM Tee Much ol a Target rtrown How did you feel, Jones, when tho burglar bad you covered with hi revolver-pretty small, eh? 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