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About The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931 | View Entire Issue (May 4, 1910)
v SMITH 1 -.'r':r! BVbI 111 lna,,.t , fr i)rMil VMlf Freeh Kem end all ulnar imw dure re I iari I (In per Iwniml fur lira Oilekrna, lu nanmlMloti rfiarifeil ui enrlhlnir. AJ. dreea nil tlilntrnU ritANIC I SMITH MEAT CO, TlahtliiK Oia Beef Tnut" PORTLAND, OHCQON . Whiir Wm Y. It oil nn old darky, lie wort no evercdnt, and Iho ley wind (wlitod hli threadbaro clothri about his shrivoled bait) "Wind," lis demanded, .whlmlseally, "wer win you dls llmo lot' July" Everybody's. gituvlnMner Kalee HuMitr. Traveler (In Dresryhurst) -1 think I have heard tlmt Hit people of your town are about to have Ito nam changed to something U, Duel Welby Oo.li Tlier ain't no foundation fur that story, tnlitir. You've vol iia mlseri up with Oilikuili. Chlousd Tribune. Yel lo lla Teefed. "fJrother Hlonr-klng, how do you think you aro koIiiu to Ilk (lit ntw prracherr "I don't know, I haven't played a (nine of golf with him yel." i PIPE REPAIRING j& q& Mia HICItELOtCO KlUie-t tmiml RIOUCC THE COST 07 LiVINB; useCRESCENT BAKING POWDER 25c. FULL POUND mm rnrrrrr T EA SPICES BAH INS POWDER EXTRACTS JUST mow I CUISSCTADCVm1 rwiuna oar.- I PailliM U lie big urket pUce of lite HoWUaL S.oJ Your Produce THERE Wo ara handlers of V.is, lluttor. Veal, Dressed Hoes, Poultry, llvoor drcsaml. also Apple. Unions, Pota toes. Consignments, whather largo or small, aro solicited. Wo ran give you good price for good ituff. Witts U. McEwcn & Koskcy amm Kuaum 129 Front St, Portland. Or. ; Trial Bottle Fre By Mini QPBS tt yea oflrr fioro KtJInxr, Pile, railing fllckem, ftpum.. r ha relMrrn ibeldo en, my Nv lite eovetrwlll rtlee th.tn, and all voaareatkedte doliUnndrorariMT(llIiolUorUr klir't Kpllpe.lolJ' Our Sf t haa eared Ihoaranda whar eTirrlMtig all. IM. lniolMd If May Mrdlral lADwetn r a.Ur I'aie fund end lliug.Act, Jane toik,IM4 i.iantr No lITI Ilaee write fur lrle (Free II Jloiue and rl AflSaed euwi.Me eddretl M. W. H. MAY, E48 I'aul Slroil, Hew Tort HXt7U ' CRIMSON WINTER RHUBARB IIXO Par !Km. J4.00 l'ar sirtwriav r i m f m Krjlm M Itjij JHWAHNtK, A Storckfecpcr Says: 11 A lady came into my stqrc lately and said t 4,,I have been using a New Perfection Oil CookStove all winter In my apartment I want one now for my summer home. I think these oil stoves are wonderful. If only women knew what a comfort they are, they would all bavo one. I spoke about my stove to a lot of my friends, and they wero aston ished. They thought that thero was smell and smoke from an oil stove, and that It heated a room Just Ilka any other stove. I told them of my eiperlence. and one after another the pot one, and now, not one of them would g lye faera up for five tlmea its cost.' " The lady who sstd this had thought aa oil stova was all right for quickly beating; milk for si baby, or boiling a kettle of water, or to make cones Sulckly In the morning, but she never reamed of using h fer dleScuH e heavy cooking;. Now she knows, Do you raally tpsfelt what a Nrw I'arfMtlon Oil Cooa-tHov maana lo you t No mot coat to carry, no mora coming to the dlnnar tabla lo llrad out that you can't eat. Juat Us tit I'arfictlon Slav and Immadlataly the tiaatfioro an Inline blue flam ahooia up to the bottom of pot, kettle or oven. Hut the room lint heated. Thire la no amoke, no email, no oulalde lint, na drudgery la the iitthtn -white one of tbue itovia le uiad. 2fe Jfcrfceiion av m r a i wTTmvwK-m-mmr Bmoimiiammammammffimmm It hss a Cabinet Top with a abelf for keeping Natea and food hot. The nickel finish, with tho bright bluo of tho chimneys, makes the stove ornamental and attractive. Mads with 1, 3 and 3 burners the) fl and burner stoves can bo had with or without Cabinet, Kviry dealer everywhere t If not at youre, wtltefee aieaerlttVe Clreulat tothepeaieitagmcyof.tn I Standlard Oil Company (Incorporated) I Mann rmti nra f in. flalt I obtained In tlia Drilled Btatei In Movoral dlfffirotil form mid wnyi, I'rom tho initios It comoi In block, nd from ilroiiK brlnrii It I obtnlnml by cvniwratlon or bolllna by olar r rllllelnl hum. IIoIIIiik Id ellhor con dueled by puttlnir It Into Idiir wooden trotiBlm eoulnlnliiK ttoaui pipe, or in lnro opnn pnn of Iron or itonl with direct heat Imiinatli tlirun. or In largo vaeuiim pane In which Urn brine It boled at a coinparntlvely low proi. uro, or It I hunted In rlonud luble at a tetnpernturn much hlKhor tlmn tlmt at which brine bolle under ordinary atinniherle nreaiurn Hoods Sarsaparilla Is the most effective medicine for the complete purification of the blood and the complete renovation of the whole sys tem. Tnlfi! it lliiti RnrJtifr. (let It today In iimml H'tulil form or IftlilHU called Hataiitnlja. 100 Uoici tl. All In Hi ftaiiii. I'la, The Iawioiico Time telle title one! A reporter wm tent to wrlto up a fire In a residence, (lolnit to the door, he tnqulrod for tho "lady of Hie liouie." The maid icald elm wae out. "Aro any of the family at homoT" niked tho eerlbo. "No, they are nil out," wae the reply. "Well, wain't thero n fire here lait erenlnic?" "Ym," eald the hired xtrl, "but that's out, too." Atlanta Constitution. 1 i' Ulivlftnalr, Iteporter 1'rofraaor. what laneuaire do you auppoaa the prople neereat the north pole apeak I The rrofreeor What a queatlonl 1'cIIjIi, of lourao. Hi Nrr lllaTHlljr, "I tea you're claying at a etrtetly flrit'Ctaaa hotel, anyhow. How do yju find the eccommodallotur "AccommodatloniT There aren't any. Kverythln I at la a ronrpaalon." Kaiuan'a lw lt Itlia rout tne urr Into aAllflty T irantl Uitlboda. 1Uy & uvt awuur, Ktlj-a or ureaktu. They are loiile to tb atotuarli, liter auJ urrtrsi InrUorat Initead cf wrakro. Tbry tn rich lb lilootl auj tuatl the etuiuarh to Ct all tli nourWtirocrit froui food tut Is put Into It. Tbut pill contain no ral tacit tliay are sonthlar, bealina: nd atlm tilatintr. For sale dy all droRRlata In JO and tie alt. If yen nrtd tunllral ad vl write Mnnyen' lftor. Ttiey wilt dt(e o l tnt ft Itirlr alillltr bv lulcly frtlpf Cbtrire. IttrNVUN'n, M and JcIIcjmo Bla, J-lilUdilrhU, !. ttavd Ita for trial ricVaaa. llurulrol. IIOOD IVr Tkouaan.1 Ht)nS)tt mu tUtry lljnlt fi RIALS nftJw NEEDEMS 1x1 ff S5f i can Mcukoirr Kutrota f5w iyCw t iuj - 1MJ - fKa SSr-ytLiifl WyaSjgeMW-rjPjygal gtalllHL? AW aKtl I WBBallllllleB9l To n CalUi iatly, On the morrow call m early, Call mo i rly, mother dearl" Raid the inn Id unto her parent Ae aha bruehed away a tear, "Are you golnic aliopplnr, dauihter? Aro you koIiir out to dlneT Or why ehoulil I call you early, Call you early, dauahler miner "let me whlapnr to you, mother, Let mo whleper In your ear) Tie lo-hlffhl I mnrry ICarly Mr. Knrlv, mother dear," Yonkore Pl teaman. HlaalNtT lllp., Men ro down to tho ics under blV lowing tniivfu In fower and fewer nun ben, the "tin licttlu" tramp now doing tho old clipper's work, but Keptuni till exacts his toll from tho erjuare rlnccd elilps tlmt are fated to float out upon the oceans, bound 10,000 miles or more, nnd never again be heard of Ten IjIr sailers thus vanished In 100S J.ait year eight wind-jammers of larg bunion wero recorded on the world'! Wr of mlslne: ships. One was an American, the four-masted Tort Oeor of 1,770 not tons, and there nro few tnough of oura left. Most of them art swallowed on Cape Horn voyages. Ndw Ynrb !, ' Mow Ulil Hultirra 1,1 vr. Old spltlcre, which have neither wei nor tho materials to make one, ofteg hunt thout to find out tho webs 4 other spldors, younger find weaku tlmn tlumnelvre, with whom thoy ven ture bnttlo. The Invader generally sucrceds, nnd tho younger spider li driven out to mako a now web, and the old spider remains In poisesslor until a stronger spider Invades the web and drlris It out. When thus dls pored the spider seldom ventures another attack, but tries to subsist upon the fow Insocts that may fall accidentally Into It clutches ead evontually dlr of hunger Trio Heap fur Taare. The milkman' hone had run away, and the content of the wagon lud been dlitrlbulrd Impartially over a ter ritory two blocke long and one trt wide. "No," ald the driver, he urvyed the wreck. "I'm not going to do any crying over split milk, but Thoraupon he an, down on tht edge of the sidewalk, and his lubtequant profanity, according to th toillmony of everybody within hearing. UblUa d a nw record Aa II Skit It. Mr. Jlpa hadn't wantid to go out In th new automoblU, anyhow, and she was telling her husband o In av oral dlrferint kind of way. "I'd rather have watted until I bad omethlng fit to ride In." aha old. "but you just would have m come. It Un't a bit of fun for ma, and I'd Ilk to Thrt You narrowly mined running Into the curb. What do you think you're dolngl" "I'm taking a Jewy rtdel" t .vagily aniwared Mr Jlp Chicago Trtbusa, ComnaBltr of latere!. Trontlng by th mlitakee of othtrs (he two uplorara, tech of whom bad found th aoulh pel unknown to tk ether, held a conference. "What I th u." they said, "of wrangling over ItT We will write our book Jointly, and will travel and lea- tur togethr. On of u will do th oratorical Hunt and the other will throw the picture on th tcreen." Bo they dlvfdcd the epolls, whlek turned out to be quit latlifactory. Uothara irfll Aad Ura. WlBilaa Bnothlna r'tPtneblrmedr lo uae lot ibelr ehUdno Surlag the teetblog period. I.aaioa froM Ik raat. Nlmrod had killed so much big ganu that th people had begun to complain. "We'll hav no wild meat at all tt he don't let up," thy said, "and the coit of llvlpg ts already too hlghl" "Im not killing for th mere plcae- ure of It." h retorted) "I'm a fauna naturalist, and I am making a cIIo Hon." And h kept on hunting. Chicago Tribune. Unique. "In what ehap," aaked th reporter, "did your fugitive caihlar leave bis ao countsT Csn you tell mV "I can, young man," aatd th preil dint of th Initltutlon, "and there' a good story In It Ills accounts are not only perfecUy straight, but they ffhow that we owe htm a balance of 1IH.II." "The trouble with that story," groan, d the reporter, "ts that nobody will billev UI" Chicago Tribune. folk's Cyc Salve for 25c relieves tlrml or overworked eyes. stops eye ache, congested, Inflamed or sons oyes. All druggists or Howard Uros., UulTnlo, N. Y. Uaela Allaa. "On of the day," pnrdtcted Uncle Alien Spark, "aome ambitious Eskimo will make his way, with great hard ships, down to th equator, and when he goes back horns and tell of hi out ferlnge and th wonderful sights h saw he'll be hooted at aa th biggest liar In the arotio olrol." Chteago Tribune, Wauled tka 1'rwal, "You look swset enough t kits," says the Impressed nan. "Ho manv eentUmen tell naa tk" coyly nswers th fair girl. "Ah I That should make you happy," "nut they merely ssy that," shs rt piles. "They merely tell b the facts la the case and never prove thlr statements," DYSPEPSIA "Having taken your wonderful Cac rets' for three months srd betes; entirely eured of stomach catarrh and dyspepsia, I think a word of praise U uu to "Cascareta1 for their wonderful centpo lion. I have taken numerous other ao sailed remedies but without avail, and I find that Cascareta relieve more In a day than all the others I have Ukeu would U a year," Jumes McGune, Phteaent, 1'eUUUo, PotanU Telle Good. IV Uood. Never Sicken. WeeVan or Griro. too. Ho. tSc. Never aold In bulk. The Ken. ulr.e tablet atamp-d OOU. Ouaraate! ta cure or your money back. Physicians Recommend Castoria (O ASTORIA lias mot with pronounced favor on tho part of physicians, pharmo- coutioal soolotios and medical authorities. It is used by physioians with roBults most gratifying. . Tho extended uso of Oostoria is imaucstionahly tho rosult of throo faots. Ffnflho indisputable ovidenco that it is harmless: sooond That it not only allays stomach pains and quiots tho nerves, but assimi lates tho food : nird It ia an agrcoablo and porfcot Bubstituto for Castor OIL It is absolutely safe It does not contain any Opium, Morphine, or othor narcotio and does not stupofy. It is unliko Soothing Syrups, Batoman's Drops, Godfreys Cordial, oto, This is a good deal for a Medical Journal to say. Our duty, how ovor, ia to oxposo dangor and record tho means of advancing health. The day for poisoning innocont ohildron through greed or ignoranco ought to end. To our knowlodgo, Castoria is a romody which producos composuro and hoalth, by rogulating tho system not by stupefying it and our readers aro ontitled to tho information. Hall's Journal of IlcaWu rii. .1 1 .. Jua1LL m tarv ar tt ALCOHOL J fEKOENT , AVegclaWcIVrparalaila-Ai. slrallJlInSikFoodMiRrfiia tlflgUtfSioiiadsaftiflwJji Promolcs DrSjfstlonflgfifi.1 ncss and RmjCoA&ni hcw Opiitniorphln: nor6acraL ,ar r JitUttUk- Amttm4 . Aprrferl IVtwdy for CoHf iionoow3iuiaHi.u 1" tvornu.crwjiaHjjrYciir ncss and LOSS OFSLLgK rarStrfr Slnanc NEW YORK. Inij l under l Exact Copy of Wrapper. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more roods brighter and faater colors than anv other dhra. One 10c nackar. cetera aUk. vrool and coUaa eauaUy tw aaaia guaranteed to gtv. perfect results. bow to dye, bieaca and mix color. tLtSperWordtnacrtaaaMlfladadabi SS laaj Ina- faxwra In U. S. Sand lor bat. The Dale Ad TartUtn Agennr, CT8. Mala St, Loa Angalaa. or u uaary uu. Ban r rancuco, uu, TO EXCHANGE. Oanaral marrhandlaa alsre rtaht In the baart ef !orttand, Waal ttkle. on main tboioughram down town; caah bualnwa of laat year, 110.000; thla la a fortune makar; we value atock and niturea from 119.000 to IIX.U0O. V 111 eathanre for raah or Ura toce or acreage, farm land or aome good real ae tata tn Tortland. Deerrtbe your vrorertr la full. Addrrea All Ki. Orre-wlaa. lYrtlend. Ortrn". In lb. Itonah. A man mixed some strychnin with wheat. And fed It to the Bngllah sparrowa. Bald th cat: "What make Th bird tacte ao queer!" And there wain't a dry eye In the Igloo. .THE KEYSTONEi TO HEALTH IS HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS The first aid to a weak stomach, sluggish liver or constipated bowels should be the Bitters, because it has proven its right to be called "the best7' It is for Indigestion, Coative ness and Malaria. Try it e--f 'ay--- SICK WOMEN WHl Find Speedy Keltef and AbaoKite Cure by Ualng th Wejust Treatment Okeau War. bl karaJW It la an honeat rellaWe treatment uaed by pUyilelana everywhere every day In all eaaaa of inflammatlona, alcera. dlachargea, a-recularltlea, narvuua eymptoma, etc ONK MONTH TJCrtT.VfiW fl.00 At DruitUli or Sent Direct Prepaid. WEJUST REMEDY CO. Torest drove, Or. BBBBBBataRr. Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas. II. Fletcher. . Dr. 8. Halstcad Scott, of Cblca.o, Ills., says: "I h&vo prescribed yosf Castoria often for infants during my practice, and find It very satisfactory." Dr. William Ilclmont, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: "Your Castoria stands first in Its claia. In my thirty years of practice Z can say I never hava found anything that to filled tho place." Dr. J. II. Taft, of Brooklyn, N. T., cays: "I have U6ed your Castoria and found It aa excellent remedy In my household and private practice for many years. Tho formula is excellent." Dr. It. J. Hamlen, of Dotroit, Mich., says: "I prescribe- your Castoria extensively, as I have novcr found anything to equal It for children's troubles. I aa aware that titers are Imitations ia tho field, but I always see that my patients get Fletcher's." Dr.Wm. J MoCrann, of Omaha, Neb., says: "As the father of thirteen children I certainly know something about your great medlcino, and aside from my own family experience I have In my years of practice found Cas toria a popular and cQclent remedy In almost every home." Dr. J. R. Clausen, cf Philadelphia, ra., says: "The name that your Cas toria has made for Itself in the tens of thousands of homes blessed by the presence of children, scarcely needs to bo supplemented by the endorse ment of the medical profession, but I, for one, most heartily endorse It and bellero it an excellent remedy." Dr. R. M. Ward, of Kansas City, Mo says: Thysiclana generally do set prescribe proprietary preparations, but In the case of Castoria my experi ence, like that of many other physicians, has taught me to make an ex ception. I prescribe your Castoria In my practice because I have found it to bo a thoroughly rcllablo remedy for children's complaints. Any physi cian who has raised a family, as I hare, will Join me In heartiest recom mendation of Castoria." GENUINE Boars tho a, The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For ? trT.w MsiMtif. Ask dealer, or wo will send postpaid at MONROE liata CVumU abrtW BOe. ka K Ttmlxt tl-Paa. aauaSl liin kn-Hm ra. MVk. 5e aMur autla year uftKuwu. . 31S-I7 Aldar . reetUad. Oreaaa. Cured Right at Home Vr KLECTftOrODEl. Wr EWnk TristisnC Ca1-c Ut4f i cnp04 ftsxl iUt win lUm tlkOatek IlTifstlHttttftMr. rifntltXiNMI t. rtft AM W KUtHMlllS hnlrta. Ucktackea. KldceCT ft4 Uftf CeMipUaSStl. lttC ttlflLM. YMlMMrMMM4UAtrfKtarre CaS1emUe) SCt4 eMCb UU, gTlelCtSe tt.St l uiUUfc lleMt l rw CnrcMTs, t44 M !.. WBBTrRN ELSCTROTOBB CO. SelLeaAagelaeSL. Lee Aagalaa, CaL KASPARILLA Thk terlin household resaedy ha long been rccosuircd as the beat and afcst Blood runf icr, the most successful prescription for spring humors and such lisordcrs of the blood as boils, pimples, pustules, blotches, sores and cutaneoui sruptions. Kajparilla is admitted to be Oie best remedy for that lack of energy ind the -peculiar debility so prevalenl luring the close of winter and the opening . l anrinR. For derangements of the dl (estive oreaus it is a natural corrective, I jperaitng utrecuy upon lne "ver anu an uentary canal, gently but peniitently itimulatlne; a healthy activity. Iti xneficial influence extends, however, tc rvery portion of the system, aiding in the rocescs et digestion and assimilation ol !ood, promotlDg a wholesome, natural ippctite, correcting sour stomach, bad oreatk, lrregularitlee of the bowels, con itipatloa and the long lUt of trouble iirectlr traceable to those unwholeeome condition. Kasparilla dispels drowsl B, headache, backache and despond. Mcy due to Inactivity of the liver,' kidneys and digestive tract. It is a itrcngthening tonic of the highest valae. THE IEST SPR1NI MEI1CINE llovr Ckkmicai, Co, TodUa Ortgoa SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM (mSb HEUHATI.pgg J I Pacific Coast Biscuit Company PerUaad Saattle Spolaae Alk for Their Good and w SAVE THESE SWASTlKAENDSEALaS THEY ARE VALUABLE They Will Secure You Many Articles Without Co CASTORIA ALWAYS Signature of Over 30 Years. rr mwhaav Trr, m o mr too a package. Wilt, forlie.neekles ORUQ cosfPAiTr, Qulnay, iaiseta. MWVeW TIME or tka yar to aara yoar tevla pot aaa r-lal aadbrUae vorkooaa. roreM-ot-ten eatroaa we SaUk pf lata lit ra wora ia aaa Toal - - BelarCrom 5S.J5 ZlliW(.TM(a3.l Gall fBari 1.N Eaaaal UBiafe 1V rui.i S.H "rl. 7.M raabii btr'llaa .SI BS.W.1.WIM, DxeTHaTHOO. laisksibtrsKt47arntami trtJrti U M ft0. lMlU-tsOa FrM Viracsasa3CtbHt tSVtftaM WCiTaT llinitl!. ftO amHer IkOW aUMCA JO! kS Wise Dental Co. IHCOHPORATCB Painless Detttets FaMM lSg.rlra I WuMaetee, PeRHAMJ 9&uttA.H.Ut.tt. Saaaaga. C. Gee Wo Tag PaSaS SaLu I Sri uffraeeJ anrenfl Thla wondeful taaa ha mad a life atudy of th Rrepcrtlee of Kouta, erba and Barka. and la elvlca the world the beoeflt of hla aervtcee. Ke Maroiry, relaona or Drug Uaed, N. Oeeretloaa or CuWlAg Ouaranteee to ear Catarrh. Aethma, Lao. BUaaacli and Kidney traublaa, as d all frivat Piiaeteiof M a aaa Woman. A SURE CANCER CURS Jaat received from Fekb. CLava-aale. car. aadreUable. UfalUng la Ita work. ItyoacanBOtean.wTitaforaryavtom Mink aadetreular. 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