"Ship It to Me" SAYS SMITH flmllli want Mary dial el nl hi In (ha country. nrr fhanje rum. mlaa um. W will i follow lot uimkI, ft duit. nh ip lr i't a. J)im. Veal lip to IM IU 131J0. )reaae, I'urk Him "IS' 4vl'hlelien . .ilium ""LlW1 Irweed tlilf ken . i i .... ui.j.i. 1 &-.. "lot AiUteae THANK I. SMITH MCAT CO. "rishlln Ih lleef Trutl" rOHIlANO, OIltOON I.IUrnllr "I hear your girl haa a food trad fnw.M "Don't speak of It as & trad; It la I real cnlling." "Whst li IU" "flhe li n telephone operator," Ual- Itlmoro American, Depravity. riMiilinaii rinnriiliar what A'rt reck Sen l tin deadest of lh dead Ian guageaT Haymold Htorey My gur la that It'i ilia on you u when you're .coughln'. MiuipirriHH it. "Jnilnh, what la the houe or InrdiT "If one branch of Ilia llrllliii par- ' lament. You've heard of the houit of common, haven't you?" "Ye-i-a." "Well, Ilia lord era the uncommon." Th lll Vleltm. Mrs. Kawler lin't (he coat of living 'frightful these dayT Mri. lUnntur Indeed II la. ira eo hard to av enough out of It to pay i the att 111 greater coal of movingi cm ago Tribune. Tim Latin friend. Mayhelle Do you think thla photo arnuti look Ike meT OUdya Not In the eat, dar but It'a a ulndld picture. SEEDS Catalogue) for the Asking Send for It. J. J. BUTZER 16B Street front Portland, Oregon WE PAY CASH r LiiimIhJ rallnntiWIinient. and ran eell tour ferma end renrk miUkly 11 in handle our jueine il "III jrueraMee rwir eatteieeiiiM. OI feU trtt-viUta In Hl leltee. DAVIS BUITKAMP 010 Dekum Bide, Portland, Or $2,000 A YEAR U Utn ramal If rmndrede of Chlrural, Uu, DiewMk taraaity leml. rurapeU tun illahl relume hxraU A IhewiaAd (nluaia ffU 1 A tlroken Down l"ooAfrh FERWS OllrlcVleld Ta rftf IhaAik. at aval an J eeeeUMea, lUnl Iba ball mail inru e-Ie. larr e feexle , taal traielhey neeer rail H yield rr quality, tha ! seidaa- ere and ranuere averrwlier knnw r err, a aeeiU o la Uta hlrneet eundird or qtuln f allalnxt. tut aal Tarrwa. lrtHTttliat41aaMel rrMoaivtuaat .kLflHTIM, MllNt.aXa. MODCKN urtni DENTISTRY Al Ptkaa thai l)alr Campalklaa ittut wunour rules AsrtciAin PIMM uraamiw TJtHaVl rV VWIlafarpartkur l-l( Af Tke WeeUe) Skl fill I Chbaaadr ! 11 ,j rwtlaml, Ores Jhlmim Si7ae ai ii iaaeaei i r A a itxlt fjauaa a.ajr-vi a - aj HflA HILVtll MUlNtUI ..BOO UK nn! It tlt I IMtlM -09C UK DOI.K CIIOW tlK DOI.O CIIOWN , .....0. GOOD llUIIIIKIt l'l,AtK.., IVt TMK llt'Jir KUIIIIKIl I'LATUi ..,...., WIIAtXllONK I'UATUa .... iio.i ro.uu I.OO 1.00 i.oa Uutf.lown DallanU tan aluln narfaal work ami M moor by lUn at uur oltlra. NO UTUIIKNra NO OAK H COCAINk All work vuanMtexl (or Ian ra CHICAGO PAINLESS DtNTISIS JJJW Waahlaitan Vt. Car. Slalrt KalaUUknl II taar liar tnaut tor nihii PINK IN T1IC DESCHUTES VALLEY Tho Place You've Been Reading About Writ for Information COOPtR & TAYLOR, Selling Agts. X0679 iknry BWg., Portland. Oregon rtafarrartn' Kip(lon, Tim early bird had caught the worm. Thinking the Incident ilfaxplana lory und the moral perfeolly obvloua, the bird refrained from trying to aay anything emart. Thereby Introducing a alartllng In novation and ealabllahlng a new rec ord. III Woinlarflll TnvIi Wheelflr Why, MIh Hnoopor, how coitumea coniplototy niter peopiol 1 hardly fcnow you. Mlaa (Inooper Ro 1 look aucb a fright, thenT , Wheeler On the contrary, you look moat charming, llluatrnled Ulta. Ttro Itnraaanl (ntlun, Day Maokoral Thankaglvlng and Ohrlilmaa may be araaone for the die- memUniiftnt of Turkey, but I know a nation In even a worao cnae. Blind !, What I that? Hay Mackerel-lnt, when occura tho baiting of fln-lnnd, l"eplait TriMibl. One ovrnlng I'red, aged 4, aaya the Chicago Nowa, aaw a ahootlng atnr for tho first time. Hunnlnit Into the houao, b txclalmodl "Oh, mamma, I'll bet there' going to be trouble In heav en tonight. Homebody let one of lh tar fall; Unllail Tlinl, "There I a wliln difference of opln Icn na to the dealrablllty of a qulol wedding." 'WellT" "Hut everybody want an unoalen tatloui divorce." Ixiulavllle Courier Journal. Calnlna; Auolhar Word, lllla l'a, may I aak on mora que tlonT l'a Wall, what li It? Wllllo If a man from Portugal li a 1'ortuguei la bla little toy a Por tugoallngT Pa Iltght t bad with you. Bt Louta Tlmee. aura of IIIm, "I'll five you a poaltlon aa clerk to itart with," aald tba merchant, "and pay you what you art worth. la that utlefactoryr "Ob, perfectly," replied the college craduate, "but r do you think tho Irm can afford It?" Catholic BUnd ird and Time. UMramri1llal4 darratm, Eminent Mualclan Among my pro feiilonal friend I Ileportar (gnplng) I'rofaaalonal frlendat Ar they living? Bad Breath "I'or month I had crvot trouble with my atomac arxt t-nl all kind of tueUlrioca, My tonxua ta bean actually a groan aa gnu, my brtatU lutvlng bad odor. Two wtk ago a friend rrcoaimeedtd Caacarcta and after wing thtm I ran willingly and cltrcrfulty aay Uiat they hare entirely cured me. I therefor let you know that I hall recomuimd them to any one mfTer uik from tucli trouble." Cha. II, Hal xra, 114 It. yth 8t, New York, N. Y. cut tiiw oirr, n it iui ir .. irtM-i Id th BIstllnaT ltmilr CkrniMAV. Otrr lit tvnd rM-lv . laAfvJaHam mt a la I kuTt.I1 anlr OolJ Hon Hon fMX. Seeds Don't waato time and money plant ing poor acexla. Our aeoda won Flrat Grand I'riio at tho Boattlo Hxpoal tlon. Our price arc reasonable. I) If Catalotfuo frtro. Sotwl for a copy. Vogeler Seed Co. Salt Lake Olty, Utah KOW-KURE la not a ''fixxl" It I i medicine, and thr only liirillclne In the world for cowa on y. Mail fur the row and. aa It name Indicate, n I n Cure. Hit rotii'M. retaimxt after birth, alxirtlon, aooura, rakrd udder, and all atinllar ntlVclliitia HUlviy and quickly currd No one who keep itiw, wliethrr ninnv or few, ran n third ta Im without KO W Kl'llK. It la made eprcilly tokranrowa hfailhr Ourlwok 'Cow Monat" aant FIIKK Ajkyuurk-caldaa'ar for KOW-KUHK or aand talh mthufarlurar. DAltr ASSOCUTI0.N CO. LraaaariDi. Tl. sijrf distcmpcr EYE CATARRHAL TCVCK AND ALL NOSE ANDTIIfiOAT DISCASCJ 1 lr.r igHgfJr Curat the alck and act a a i eventlvo for other. Liquid g'von on the toiiRtie. Hafo for brood mare and all olhera. Keai kidney remrdyt fiOcenta audit a lotllo tAandflOthodoien. Hold by all drurglttt and horae good houae, or tent, expreai paid, by tho manufacturer. SPOtIN MEDICAL CO., Chemists, Goshen, Ind. "N Inn mmtm j- aA CSkjPI ngggg9gaa29aaT-nv t ta rCuvCeMaBTcTaBTaBTaBaBTali K vi. J 'Sv (llgiSt SOMETIIINQ FOR EVERYBODY Thoro nro 14,000 oyatcrn of full aire In n ton. KIkhIiir nnd klinklng hittidi nro rare ly prnctlcod In Japan. Japnu lmn fow millionaire and prac tically no multimillionaire, Thoro li n record of wheat growing In China a far back a 3000 II. C. For homo consumption last year England Imported 2,107,280,000 egg. ICiN than 0 per rent of tho ontlro area of the world I cnpable of tillage. Ttirkoy lina n government tnnnory for tiucli producta aa nro needed In tho army. At tho bcglniiltiK of tho preient year thera woro 103,208 telephone In una In London, Tho colonic of Kranco every year produco half tho vanilla henna uicd In tho world. ' A 2.000,000-ton hill In Cincinnati I being moved thrvo mllci to make a railroad fill, Tho flrat ccniui of tho olty of Hang kok, recently taken, allowed n popula tion of 028,070, Underground railway for Ilucno Ayrc nro being coiuldercd by tho Ar centlno Kovorumcnt. Arranged In a atralghl line tho rail road trncka of the world would reach to tho moon and back again, Tho Japaneto "Hellol" at tho tele phone I "Moihl moihlt" or "A no nel" with tho accent on the "nay," Tho Auctrallan etato of Victoria apend nearly f&OO.OOO a year In IU warfare ngalnit tho destructive rabbit, Covorlng an area of 2.4C0 acre, tho largeat hydraulic Kold mlna In the world li In Trinity county, California. Whlto 2,000-horte power locomotive are common In tho United Statea and many exceed that site, a 1,200-horso power engine la .contldercd largo In continental Kuropo. A monument recently waa erected In Nurtmburg, Ocrnmny, to the memory of Prter Ilenllcn, who flrat aubatltutcd aprlnc for weight In tbo clock nnd made the watch potilblc. At 21 Aloxander tood at tho head of hi army on tho plains of Thcasaly, Wllberforre entered Parliament, and Tao had begun hi Immortal poem, "Jcrualem Delivered," which took ten ycara to complete. A conception haa been granted to the MnrConl company of Uuenoa Ayrea, which la capitalized at about 112.000, 000, to erect a powerful atntlon at Punta del Kate, but thua far no prog rraa ha ttecn reported. More than half a million dollar' worth of radium baa been produced at the Imperial American laboratory at BL Joacblmitbal, the pltcbblondo from wjilch It I extracted being taken from a worked-out allvcr mine. Tho eatlmate for dividend In the United Statea In 1909 la 1395,000,000, a gain of 130,000,000 over 1003, The largeat dividend payer for tho year nro Standard Oil, $39.335,3o3, and United Statea Steel, $39,206,990. Ojater production In Canadian wa ter li steadily decrcailng. The yield fell from 35,767 barrel In 1903 to 27,297 barrel In 1907, Canada Import ed $271,700 worth of American oyiter In 1908 out of a total export of $603,832 worth. Owing (o the high price of cotton lomo German textile expert have been turning their attention to other floor that might bo used as a aubstttuto for It. Itecently a spinning company at Cbcmnltx haa aucccodcd In spinning tho fiber contained In tbo seed of tho kapok, or allk cotton tree of tho trop ica. In It natural state this fiber can not be spun owing to It extreme brlt tlene, but It I reported that Profes sor Goldberg of Chemnltx ha found a method of treating It to make It spin noble, nnd tho yarn, I described a having a peculiarly soft, silky feeling. Tho fiber has tho ndrantnge of being considerably cheaper than cotton, but no Information Is at hand showing tho wearing qualities of fabric made from kapok yarn. In a French vlllago a cltlien had upon bla land a part of an old build ing containing two very beautiful win dows. Ho was In debt and ombar raised and eagerly closed with tbo of fer of a rich archaeologist, who bought them. Theroupon tho government In spector, hearing of tho bargain, ar rived just In tlmo to stop the masons from dislodging tho windows. "You cannot," ho said to tho villager, "sell antiquities, my man." "Hut, excel lency, I hnvo used the money and paid tn y creditor," The villager was In de spair, but the official waa untouched. "That's all right," he said, "tho monoy Is safo; tho window nro no longor yours. Hut tho buyer cannot movo a itone of them. Ho can, however, como with a camp stool and sit down and look at hi property as much a he likes." A I'rraonnl lierannatrntlon, Tho examining counsel looked search Ingly at Michael Connors, standing six foot threo Incbos, In tbo witness box of a western court room. "What sort of n blow waa It which you saw tho defendant elvo tho plaintiff!" asked tbo lawyor, "'Twould bo hard to doscrlbe, sorr," said Mr. Conuors, In his most confUleutlal tono, "but It nnny of you gentleman U willing to step forward 1 could how you, easy," When n woman la nroud of hor hua band's ancestor It's a safo bet that lh isn't proud of him Don't Wait for Hpilng to c me, but lgln to build tip your syalriii now by clratulng your blood of tlirne linpiirltlea that have accumulated In It during lha winter, To build upy 'iirylein now will help you through Dim midden and extreme chAngs of w a livr at hi reaton and ytty likely vo you from serious sicklies later. Hood's Sarsapariila la the med cine lo take. It purine the blood ami vlvea strength and vigor. CM it today In uaual liquid form or coeoUti UUata tatla-l garaaUk. .0tVjaaal, I.I veil Too fa I. "Poor fellow) He Is quit broken down, and the doctor ys tbat hi condition I due to fait living." "Kat living?" "yea; you ire, be I a traveling man, and he' waa obliged to eat so many din log-car meal and la ao much aleep In sleeper that his constitution gar way." Hrooklyn Clllren. Tba "IllncU-llnnd" lliialn, Mrs. Dart My husband got a letter (c-day aaylng aomethlng dreadful would happen If he didn't send the writer a sum of money. Mr. Smart My husband get dunned for hi bill, too. Boston Transcript Quick As Wink. If lour eve ncho with a smarting. Miminir sensation una dizziness-, uso PETTIT'H KYE SALVE. All druzfflat' a I a- a .a "' or iiowaru nro., tiuiuio, n. x. And II Did. "Itoll on, thou mighty oceanl" The poet wrote hi song. Ah, well, the bard baa had hi way. For ever since that fateful day The ocran ha, In ceasele play, Dn rolling right alongl Ck lento Tribune. Bqaabbllnat Aboal Nolhln. "To-day my wtf and myaelt had the moat foolish squabble of our married career." "And what waa the aubject of your discussion?" "How w would Invest our money If w had any." Kansa City Journal. Uotoer win sod Mr. WloiloV ftaothlac Prrapthatrtatranitdr toiMfortllrctiUUa tuiisg ib tlblaf jorUxl. , Aa II (.round. Tennyaon had Just begun to writ the "Churn, of lh Llaht Brlgad." "Half a league, half a league. Half a league onward" Then h atopped. "Sounds a good dal Ilka Off agin. en a sin, gone agin. Ftnntganl" he said, knitting bla brow. Out h went ahead with It. and the Jingle mad a decided hit Chicago Tribune. Didn't Uaaellr Han It. Tha Otrt Isnt this play Ureseraet Tho Toung Man It's an awful bora. Out thara Is no o. Miss Pinkie, of your trying to conceal a yawn with that fairy llttl hand of your: It can't balf covr- er-1 mean that la" Chlcaa-o Trlbun. , TO CVRC A COLO IN ONE DAY TVa LAXATIVE I1ROHO Chilnln TabWta. th-U(fu rafund monar Ull fall to cur. E. W. UltOVErS algnatura U on rath boa. tea. Ilia r-araalt. "What deal Ardup follow for a liv ing T "Just now b I following eld Scad well' daughter. In the hop that ha will be living la the Bcadwell family fm day." Oar Larky Asa. "Speaking of the Wright brother. It'a a good thing for people who like to travel try water that Fulton lived good many year ago." "Why that?" "He would undoubtedly be trying to get an Injunction on all the boat afloat" Doaton Herald. Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna appeals to the cultured nnd the well-informed and the healthy because its component parts are simple and whole some and because it acts with out disturbing the natural func tions, as it is wholly free from every objectionable quality or substance. In its production a pleasant and refreshing syrup of the tigs of California is unit ed with the laxative and car minative properties of certain plants known to act most bene ficially, on the human system, when its gentle cleansimr is de sired. To get Its beneficial ef fects, always buy the genuine, for sale by all reputable drug gists; one sire only, price fifty cents a bottle. The name of the company California Fig Syrup Co. is always plain ly printed upon the front of ev ery package of thc genuine. ionia tvOUyVlLLE. KY. Pleasant lj?teiM toeicial, K: j SAN FRANCISCO. CAL, PUTNAM Color more good brlrt Ur and faster colon than aay otfear dy. On too paekag ajaa u ruajata io dy panepwaauita. oew w ay mim aaa mix, o-w. flarartan at Ilnlla, Dullnesa mean a tack of Imagina tion, and without Imagination life and tutpplnoa are both Impossible, no llglon and art, from one point of view hare tho snmo mission. They bring to man tho -cnno of amazement. They tench u that the world Is a wonderful fairy palace, tho place of hourly mlra oies. Then wo discover that wo our aolve are most amazing creatures. Thi dull man I not Interested In .himself ha no self-love, I am certain that nc nuui can lovo hi neighbor unless hi ha learned to love himself. From our eolve we dlocorer humanity. Pair, ImI anil Tldi-y. A Knnwn snt on tho beach at Allan tlo City watching a fair and very fil bather disporting herself In tho aurf If knew nothing of tldra and he did (not notice that each succeeding wan cam a little closer to hi feet. At last an extra-big wave washed over hli shoetop. "Hey, there!" he yelled at tho fair fat bather. "Quit yer Jumpln' up and downl D'ye want to drown mo?" Every body's, PlltS CUntO IM 0 IO 14 DAVS PAZO OIMMCNT U ruaranla-d loruraanrraaa ef Jtrhlnr. Illlnd. Illaxljnror I'rotrudlna- Hie la S to U day or money reTondod We. Tael. Olrl With the Fur Jacket Every, body apeak well of the preacher at your church. air! With the Yellow Iluikln He! Just a nice a he can be. When thero'i only a few people at the morning ier vie he never geta cross and roaati them because the congregation Un'l larger. Gennlna Alarm. "Madam, your pet dog bit my little boy In the face thla morning." "Oh, you alarm me! Had your little boy' face been anttaeptlcally washed r "Of course not 1 " "Good heavsn, womanl How could you let Lb little darling run such a risk I James, telephone at once for the veterinarian." Baltimore Amer ican. Mchlulnsr Cbaaa. "Maria, who I the spider legged gawk that come to sea Dessle two or three times a wrekT" "Why, don't you know, John? That' young Mr. Welloph. the Junior partner In the firm of Spotcash & Co." "Well, confound her, why doesn't she give htm a little mora sneouragement?" Chicago Tribune. Portland U Ike bi saiket place ef Ik Ntrtlmest. Sand Your Produce THERE We are handler of Ege, Butter, Veal, Dressed Hon, Poultry, livo or drcsicd: also Apples, Onion, Pota toes. Consignment, whether large or small, arc rolidtcd. We con give you good price for good stuff. Writ U. McEwen & Koskey COMKBSrM HICBaXTS 1 29 Front St, Portland, Ore. Best for Chflclren .9i curb: Tat tin 'rMtKeat T0a Sat&SkMCujJ GfrMBrtafitrelkfwheaakdellkroat I; are BTHatca ana sore. xiaaaa cvo opiates and k as pleasant to take as u u csecnvc All DrastUt. H matllllaMlItuaTll Syrup NEW YORK. N. Y K3U iWHHBp Evvl tB . mm T.v. k..-.iVjsej mmmWL. ( As4KB i mBil-Pr '1 PRL i'iKr ymMS&l s kBBBK;-r mnLoP FADELESS DYES aaur,or'w vnuseaa om Does Not Color Hair A'ycr's Hair Vlcor, cs now made from our new Improved formula, docs net ttaln or color the hair even to the E!lhiest degree. Gray hair, while hair, blonde hair 1$ not made shade darker. But it certainly Sdocs cfop falling hair. No question about that. Don tyf thrrrr ft trior nf lit hnlr. Vaivuie vm M,k Vtule W Skew tl I year .ore 4ik tin esat II, these aak aaya Indeed, we believe It will slop every casa of falling hair umrst there Is some very unusual complicate n. something greatly affecting the Rjncril hca.ih. Then yott should conaultyourrhysicisn Alionk him about the new Ayer's llzlr Vigor. Xed by lh i. C Ayer C., lmall. kill. The U'l.itom nf Sllenrc. Tho late Judg Silas Dryan, tha father of William J. firyan, once bad several bams stolen from bis smoke house. He missed them at once, but aald nothing alout It to any one. A few day later a neighbor came to hlra. "Say, Judge," he aald, "I hearM yew had some hams stole t'other night" "Yes," replied tbo Judge, very conS dentlally, "but don't tell any one. Yott, and I are the only one who know It" Success Magazine. To Ike Daarmral Via Wlralaaa, The Janitor neglect the heat, A customary trick! The tenant kick a register To register a kick. Kansas City Time. MDucr. thc casr tf uwwt useCRESCENT BAKING POWDER 25c. FULL POUND . COFFEE'. TEA SPICES BAKINe POWDER EXTXACTS JUSTRiomr CLOSSCTADETEeS, t. ?cna o-c 1 Tried Bottle Free Br Mail If yes tngrr froaa Erileaty. FHa, rHIf Wckaaea, tipaaau.orlu cblldrrnttataoaa.By MrwIM cotetjr will rrllrr thrm, and all ynq ar aekad l dole f o aead f orarriaTrUlt BolU of Dr. ay Kpllaaptlolcie. Ouraf It baa cured Ibnannde where rrrnihint la. failed. Gaanntred by May Medical Laoortor ledrr Par rood and DtnteAct, Jen ttb,iet' OeiMMyNo. 1T1 rteaMWrttarorSpeeUirrea a IloiUa aid rlr AOIC and eomplcu addreea 0JL W. H. KAY, 548 Putl Slriil, KiTfL linless Dentistry I Oil At t)Vmt fKrtU ctt it uu fAle?li,i;,'l5 u m u mrj, WenUtWen a teal 22k flU r rtela tree, far $3.51 Meter Crreei 6.0-fl dfrUr.TieU3.68 Ge! nxen 1.M tatael rie 1.01 SaernEat ! iiU-nHife 2. a I 8m. I.tter - rutee S.N Beet IM Ne- , w.a.ftH.rwaiuluieUi-i aar '; uwawiwaann.l rvaiaia uiroaa u WO IK aUARANTKKD KOIt 1 VEARSI itreet loa 9 re e aaa pi- w or ww Wise Dental Co. Tuvaa Crrunia , iNCoap-oaarav VSSllXllZilZ PORTLAND. OBKttOM crncxKocu: s a.-, u sr.x. se-ia, t a. C. Gee Wo Tka PUqa 4U In UHtin aaja ThU wonJeral man ku mad a IU ttudy of U fropartl of Root, lerb and Bark, and U elrlajr the wU tha WnafltoT hi ear-lea. No Mercury, Polsaas orDrurtUeed. Ho Operatlaaa or Cuttlas Guarant to cur Oatarrh. Aatkraa, Lonr. oiomaca ana auner irouoM DiecueeoTU Band Woman. r trouble, and aUlrirata A SURE CANCEK OURS JoitrecelT4from Pektn. Otiaa-aaia. aara andraUable. UraUlngrlalUworka, It you cannot call write for aymptotn blank and atreakr, Incloea 4 cant la atampa, ca'tsuiTATMW rtwe The C. Gee Wo Medklne Co. - i ( efu, .riyiiii rnnia vi PNU No. -'lO TTTHKX wrttlaf to aeWartiaara ilu H eaauiioa (Bi tuipae-. colors cotWn uaUy rv - 'a&ui, :te toe ire syaoicuH maoy, nunoWi A SB. J-UW rrnTrij mBS Pakawgi r T L-L aaa