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Cnughoy of Mllnn roporti (hat hnr nn rncliiK li lircomliiK moro Ronornl In JUly, twntylx inoetliim Imvlnn Ijpii hold In 1008 In twmity.tlirco cl (let, With n vlaw to rnlnlnc tlio lUndnrd of pillow, iirnllo point and Midland Inen production by KiirIUIi peAuntry th Indy nmyoreM o( Mldlntid will hold an oxhlliltlon rntlroly of Knicllah hnnd mado Iac nt tlio Miwiilon houe. Thn ChlnoiA tlirnah rlco by Imnd, hvatlnir a bunch nicnlnit a frnino u pndd ovtr a bnakat. For n fntmlnn mill the uatial way li for thtm to put th tinhullcd Rrnlni Into a rtcaptacla nnd triad nu thorn with barn foot un til tha brcria hai blown away th chaff, FlftMw hundred "alx-penny CAba," hanioiiia nnd four-whealcra Iiavo Jmt Nan placed In tlio atrvata of Ixindon, mid thny ara aald already to Imvy ncornJ n Krrat aurcaai, Kach cab bmr a llttlo Dak with tha announcement: "Hlxpenco (13 ctnita) not ciCMdlng on in llo." Thn flimnclAt poaitbllltlea of cine niAtoitrnpu thratara linvo dawned alow, ly on thn lirltlah mind, long aftrr they wore pxtenalvely oxplolted In tha t'nlted ntAtra And on tha continent. but provincial theater are now Im-kIii-niiiK to feel tha effrcta of their compn llllon crlniitly Thera Are one thou- nn (I of theao ahowa In the United Kingdom already, And tha number t Increaalna; mnntlily. The prlco of Ad inliilon ranxna from a penny to a ahll llnr, The electric treatment for akin dl eaiea, Aral Introduced by 1'rofeaaor ! duo of I'arla, In 1001, ha now rmera; cl from tha (ixperlmenial atAgea and la extenalvely Uarit At IlArtholomew'a hoaplul, I)iiilon. Tha trontrnent ron lata of jwnnliiK nn electric current IhrouRh tha dlaeaaed art, ono nf the lectrodea beliijc n coversl d soaked i,h n i.in mini.,inr n ,ir,.o- nr e with n aolullon contnlnlnK n drug or chemical Ttie rltvtrlolty brenka up the aolullon Into loni, which priictrnto thn tlaaus celta with I ho current. I'p-to-dAt" atrnoxrAphera uao tha typewriter automatically, pretty much na ptanlata play In tha dark. Till a not only rellovea the eyca, but kIvpi Krrater frenlom to thoiiKht nnd moro- ment of tha lxly, nnd puta a Urge. part of the work uon the centers of I the automntlc nervous system In the tip-top of tho spinal cord, which net moro or leas Independently nnT) with out concentration nnd fhtlguo of tho higher brain colls. Homo can typo n mpld dictation In thn dark with only) seeming playful effort, and A for CAn nan their flngera, chew gum, talk, Inugh And work all at tho same time. New York Tress, In microscopic form Molssan, the French chemlat. produced Absoluta diamonds, which nre but crysUllied carbon. The largest nrtlflclAl diamond ret Produced measures leas than ono ' millimeter t.OJMT of nn Inch) In d.' ameter. In MolasAn'a biborntory they , ""K togother In the sUlla at a matlnco believe that If they could deal with performance, and before the curtain forty or fifty pounds of Iron as easily row tho following conversation waa ns with four or flvo ounces their dhv hrd: "Say, Maude. I know this play monds would bo larger. They Also ' 'n unny." "WhAt makes bellevo thAt tho process of their lAbor.!0" think sor Asked MAUdo. "Why. Alorv Is tha nrocess of mother earth.' anybody could tell that from tho thnnvh ilnwn In hop erl Inlmrnlnrlna I tho enrth tins temperatures nnd pres sures they enn not command nnd aeons of time to perfect her work. M. I. Hemllnger, director of the Paa- laur Institute nt Constantinople, wrltea to "Thn Inncat" to point out the danger of spreading dliraae by Al lowing domestic nntmals to onter the sickroom. Ho smeared bouillon cul tures of various micro-organisms on tho coats of dogs nnd cats, nnd at reg ular Intervals cut off n number of hairs and took cultures from them, Aa a result ha found that the typhoid bacil lus was prosent on the seventeenth dny And (he organism of diphtheria on the twenty-fourth day In undiminished virulence. Among tho diseases men tioned by M. Hemllnger as offering sptclnl dangor In this wny nra scarlet fevor, moasles, diphtheria, whooping cough, typhoid fever and tuberculosis. Blr David 0111. who, says the West minster Oniette, Is to make a report to the International Oeodetlo Confer ence on tha progreaa mado with the African survey from tho capo to Cairo Along the 30th merldlnn east, com menced thnt grant task many yenra ago while astronomer royal at the rnpe, He pointed out to the colonial government that a proper survey was essential to any system of land ten ure, and showed thnt big. tracts of land had boon lost to the government by the wilful shifting of beacon marks, made possible by hurried and Inade quate survoylng, Mr. Cecil Ilhodss early saw the vnluo of this Advice, and not only acted on It In Uhodcsln, but provided In his will for a grant of same- 150,000 from the funds of the Ilrltlsh South Africa Company toward ih sinenses of carrying the morl- ii I nor hward J toward Lake dlonnl arc northward toward Lake Tanganyika. The survey has now beta Carried MY0nty-lWO Dines uorvu ut me t equator. Hood's Sarsaparilia Acta directly nnd peculiarly on tho blood; purifies, enriches and revitalizes It, and In this way builds up tho wholo system. Tnko It Got It today. In iiiuaI Mould form or chocolated tab leta callrd Haraataba. IW Doaca II. Ono aurroaaful Cnao, "Doctor, you're not to foollah aa to think you can make people Rood by parformona; oparatlona on thtm, are you J" 'That dopanda upon what you call making- people cood. Tou can check heir dlapoaillon to commit crime." "Aa, for example" "Well, I once knew a man who vrae cured, by a simple operation, of a ten dency to rob ImnUe and hold up rail, vay tralna," "Did you perform It, doctorr" "No j I waa merely called on to ver ify the reault after the operation waa over." "Well, who did perform Itr "A frontier aharlff." Chicago Trlb un Tol)r and Ticlliirrotr, Happy men are full of tho present, (or Ita bounty aufflcoa them: and wlaa men alio, for Its duties enR-eue thooi, Our srnnd business undoubtedly Is not to see what Has dimly at a dis tance, but to do what lies clearly at band. HdwArd FltxUerald. "FolonltM." Svo This Recipe for Colds. "Mix half pint of sood wblakcy wjtb two ounera of alycerina and add one- half ounce Concentrated nine compound. The bottlo is to bo well ebaken each time and mod In doaca of a teaspoonfal to a tAbleapoonful every four hours," Any druggiat hna tbcie Ineredlnuta or ho will get them from his wholesale home. Thla la wonderfully effective. Tho Concentrated nine la a special Plno ',,0u1et "d comes onlr In half 0UB" bottles, eaeh encloaed In an air tight ease, but be sura It is labeled "Concentrate.)." IlltMt ail Kluhtyolajlil aa I'rodlelod. l'rophcsylnjc early In Ufa that sh would lira to seo bar eighty-eighth birthday, Miss Julln It. 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THE WEEKLY TtSaaaaaaaf'aSaaaST 3tX -' V ' LZSi batiaakakakakaaa1 I .NWSrf-V 1777 Hecond bnttlo of Bnrnloga HprltiKs, which led ten dnya later to tho surrender of Ilurxoyne. 187J The Ute- mnsaucre In Colorado occurred. 17(0 Americans defeated the Hrltlah nt battle of King's MounUiln, Mouth Carolina.... MnJ. John Andro of tha Hrttlsh army hanged as a spy nt Tappnn, N. Y. 171 Tho alt-go of Yorktown begun by Washington's army and tho French allies. 1714 First Protestant liplscopal con vention met In New York City. I10S t,w! nnd Clnrke entered Oregon territory nt Iewlston. Illl Ilonnparle established a mari time conscription In the Hansentla towns. IS1J Napoleon defeated tho Ituaatans nt the battle of the Moskown. Ills The Indiana of Ohio ceded all their remaining lands In the Htnte. !: The porta of the Unllel State reopened to lirltlah commerce. 1131 Kreo trnde convention met In Philadelphia. UK Owcko, N. Y.. almost completely destroyed by nreu ISM Abraham Lincoln challenged Htephn A. Douglas n a. Joint de bate In tho campaign for tho Hen ale. IJ71 Ilrlgham Young arrested on a charge of polygamy. 1890 Centennial of the Introduction of cotton spinning celebrated at 1'nw tucket. It I. II9J I.Und fltnnford, JrH University II rat opened to students.... Threo feet of snow fell In Montana. ... A. disastrous tornado swept over Ileltraml and ltnsca Counties, Min nesota..,, Equestrian statue of Ot-n. Ornnt In Lincoln I'nrk. Chi cago, unveiled. lJ Twenty-eight miners drowned by the Mlchlgammo river Hooding tho MansHcld mine In Michigan. 1891 When! sold at to cents a bushel In Chicago, tho lowest recorded price. I88S The Texas Legislature met In special session to pass n law mak ing prise fighting Illegal. 1887 Gen. Oeorge M. Itobeson, who wna President Q rant's secretary of the navy, died In Trenton, N. J. '80S Strike of street car employes In Now Orleans. I80J Chicago celebrated tho 100th an niversary of Its settlement. 1808 Floods near Hyderabad, India, cost thousands of lives.... The city of Pittsburg, PAm celebrated Its 210th anniversary.... Tho S-cent postago rata between tha United Htntcs nnd (reat llrltaln went In to effect.... Ilnrry A. Oar Held In augurated president of Williams College.... Tho American battle ship lleet arrived nt Manila, ...Lo cal option elections In Ohio closed SSS saloons. Cotdrat nt Mix Mllca llluh. Tho Intereatlng discovery that tho Atmosphere over thu polar regions Is colder nt nn altitude of six miles than at ten hna Just been made by Prof. Itorgesell, who sent up it registering balloon from tho prlnco of Monaco's yacht nt Tromsoe, Norway, In Septem ber of 1800. Last month this balloon with Its Instruments Intact was found by Laplanders on a glacier near Ski botten. A height of 17,000 meters or about ten miles was Indicated by tho nltltuda recording Instrument. The lowest temperature registered was minus 0 degrees centigrade, but this J figure was found to have been regis- icrcu ni n neigni or six miles, wnore na tho tempenituro registered nt tho maximum nltltuda of ten miles wis minus 47 centigrade. This Is tho first proof thnt the Inverslvo layer of Mr In which the temperature rises after a certain point exists over the polar re gions na elsewhere. Tho warmer lay er occurs lower at the poles than at the equator I.lltle Vnpor ruund un Man. Director Campbell of Lick Observa tory, San Jose, Cal., In a synopsis ot his recent observations ot Mars from tho summit ot Mount Whitney, says that water vapor does not exist on the planet In sulllclent quantities to be de tected by tho spectroscopic method. Tho bands on tho spectroscope were found to bo no stronger In the caae ot Mara, viewed from thnt altitude., nbovo four-fifths of the earth's vapor, than were the bands produced by tho moon. Prof, Campbell oxplutns thnt this does not mean that Mars has no vapor, nor that Ufa does not exist on Mnr. Tho question of life thera Is biological rath er than astronomical. Similar observa tions at Flagstaff, Arts., have Indicated to Prof. Lowell the presonco ot oxygon on Mars, FREE! naw arvl won'Tful muaical fn.lnrnant, which la ombinalUm il lh rtarvl Kalian harp an.) riillar. Il ha a lajullful luno and U poaltifrlr tha rvrot latrumU to ljr rf mala. Wo ttath fua al your own Imma, Aa nn adtartlarmant wo ! coixe to un AWAr ono of our I12JO Harp CJulUra to oath of tho flrot Ion rrraona in aach eoantr who rrxt na thrlr nam, arfdroa arvl whom ths harn ! tar. 3lt down HIOIITNOW and drop u a rard ami bo ono of Ihalotkf fow, aa thr srolnct HARP-CUITAR MfO. CO.. 428 lumbar tactions DulMInf, Portland, On. Clianro tor a flarKnln. Dejected Youth I would like to re turn this engagement ling I purchased here a few days ago. Jeweler Didn't It suit ths young lady? 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