Hood's
Sarsaparilla
Acta directly ami poctilinrly on
tlio blood; puriflcH, enrlclion and
rovilnllzcH It, and in thin way
bulldn up tlio whole iiyHtcm.
Tako It, Get It today.
, In iimiiI llitilil form or rhocolslril lnl
Irla i-sUril Hsrsatabs. 100 I)os fl,
Ono fturroaaful I'nao.
"Doctor, you'rn not no fimlUh nn o
think ymi ciiii Hinds propl good by
iirrfnrinonif oprmllons on (lirm, aro
J oil?"
Tlinl itrindn upon what yon call
iimklnif ifopla anoil, Vnu oaii Wirek
heir disposition to commit crltiis."
"As, for rxamplo" .
"Wrll, I once knew n iiinii who vn
fiirril, by n almln oprrutlun, of u ton
drtiry to rub tanks uml hold up rati
say irniiis."
"Dlil ou perform It, ilortorr'
"No, I mum merely ouli1 on to ver
ify Ilia mull after tlia operation wai
over"
"Well, who illil perforin UTM
"A frontier lierirf.H CIiIchko Trlli.
unr.
Tacllnr ! 'l'-MrriiT,
I loppy men arc full of the present,
ior Ha bounty surflrtis thorn ami win
turn also, (or III duties mKK0 tho.ii,
Our K run it hiislnras tinduulttdly la
not to ae wht IIm dimly at a dls
tanre, hut to ilo what lint clearly At
hand IMwnnl KlUOratil, "Polonlua."
Have ThU lteclpe for Ooldi,
"Mil half pint nf good wlilikey with
iwo uimeei or Kiveertnr nnd add una
half ounre I'oneentrateil pint conipfliiml.
The ImiIIIp l to ! wpII "link mi oaeh
lime; Mad med 'n doaoa nf t. tmaiHHiHfHl
t a tibleHW)nfnl every four hmir. "
Anv ilrnitUKt hat tlii-e Inuri-dlonta r
he will jfol litem ffiuti It fa wIhiIpiIo
huiiar, Tkl U wnHilerfHUy rfiWtlvf.
The CiHeHtrleil plan I a nIaI
pine protluel aNl emitrt only In hair
miner Ixittlm. eark rrlar In an air
Hekt eae. but m ro it U UUM
"l onrrnlralod "
Died Ml lllulilr-rUM n I're.llrted.
I'rophMjIiiK early In life, that aha
would IIvk to e hr richly -elKhth
tilrthday, Miss Julia . Hancock, o
Ilrockton. Mass., .tint a few days ago.
ou lha day ah had previously sot for
her death. Infirmities of ago are itlven
aa tlio mine Htm rav- no imrtlnilnr
reason for her prtMllrlloii. allliouitli ht
oremed Imbued with th- 11 lef that her
prophecy wniihi - -
1h next Him- you leel that swsl
lowInK sensation, the sum sign of sor
throat, uarKle llsmllns Wliard Oil Im
mml lately with llire- parti water. It
will save you !) and perhapa weeks
or in I (try.
Wlinl'a tn n .Nampf
An amusing atory has been told con
corning Mr Phillip' elastic drama,
"Ulysses" When It wa belnic played
In Amorlen, two young Klrli .oro alt
ting together In the stalls at a mntlnee
lMrfornim. and twfera the nirtnln
ro4i the following conversation wm
heard: "Hay, Maude, I know thli play
U going to le funny." "What makca
you think so?" asked Maude. "Why,
anybody could tell that from the
namo!" was the reply M A. I.
Good for Sore te,
for over 100 yenra l'KTTIT'8 KYfc
SAliVK hoa ikwIUvcIv curvtl cvodia.
rniu'a cvcrywlioru. All ilnJKKUt or
nownru iiro., nuiiaio, N, r.
raiNl ol lillterenr.
"Yea," aald the bride of three ahort
tnonlha, "I had made up my mind to
remain In tlio ptnter clriM, then John
appeared upon the acene ami ) ac
cepted him becauio he wna so unlike
other men."
"Oh, of course he's different," ro
Joined tlio envious lady friend. "He
proposed." Yonkera Htntcatnan.
YOU NUED rOOD YOU DpN'T OET.
Illume TrHitllliina In lllel fur "I'rwr
lllllinl Jllrii nml Women."
I'eopln wliniie food supply tiny nflnr
ilny cnnlnlna only pnrli.ips otght or ten
of Die idxteen clninlrnl elenimils nf
which the hudy Is rompom-d and sel
lUim nny of the tithur-vpny the. pr'iatly
for not supplying In right proportion
ii ml chemical cnml'lmitlon nil the ele
ments requisite for the growth and
maintenance of their bodies, they ar
only fractional men and women, ac
cording to Helen Hnyr (lary In the
North American llovlaw. Knrmera
know what lo feed rows to Increase
the quantity of milk or to Inrresse
or decrease certain constituents of It,
Orchardfsla ascertain that pear trees
need Iron, that quince trees need salt;
but no thought la given to feeding the
family for efficiency
The III effects nf had housekeeping
nra as ronsplcumu In the country aa
In the city Tradition has more weight
In country homes than nuywhern else.
The law of evolution Is very slow In
lis operation In tlio home, especially
In the country, because women who
live on farms nre so out of reach.
They do not try new recipes for any
thing except some dish they may get
when away from home. Unusual dishes
would lay them open to the charge
of "fancy cooking," and. like demon
strative affection, are looked upon as
unseemly Pancakes, pe. cake, dough
mils, canned fruit, fried foods, bread.
tea and coffee, with potatoes three
times a day, are the chief articles of
diet the year round. Then, sodden
wlrh food, the members of the family
resort to patent medicines to cure
themcelves of their self-inflicted Ills In
an Attempt to circumvent the law of
cause and effect.
TO PnODR OCEAN'S DEPTH.
Oil. I Crnfl Willi Slrrl Tulip In !'.
lnr I lie IIiiIIiimi nf I lie r.
This old VMHtel, with lie huge rlen
arm searching the nvean bed. was de
signed ly Hlnxin l-nke. An Kngllsh
man. for recovering hurled sen tri-ns
ure. Tint Incident tiMtt led to Its con
struction was the sinking of the llrlt
Uli man nf-wur l,utln off the untrnure
lo Xuyder y.eo llher. with tftsTZ.Ooo
of bullion and specie aboard In the
year I7H0.
The nnn of the submarine, tube Is
t& fee) long nml K feet In dlnmeter
Two large sand minHi of a great cu
parity nre attached to Ih aides The
llttln working rhnmbpr at It end Is K
in ixruiui ikmmi inn
Your Hah
Contrary?
Is It Inclined to run away?
Don't punish It with a cruel
brush and comb! PeecMf. nnnr.
Ish It, save It with Aycr's Hair
Vigor, new Improved formula.
Then VOur hair will remain at
home, on your head, where It
belongs. An elegant dressing.
Keeps the scalp healthy.
uott nor chanf th tehr cflh halt.
feel square. Ilolli the tube aid the
chamber are of plate steel mid the for
mer is hinged to an Inner upnrimcnt
of the surfaco vomel It Is provided
with n, atnlrway for the workmen go
lug to nud from the chamber. It Is
nlso fitted with searchlights nnd ob
servation porta and tins Inrge doors In
Its bottom, opening out.
In wrecking, the submarine arm Is
moved by anchor lines, but In search
ing the bottom It swings from the xtir
fnce vessel nnd follows Its inovi-mcnts.
Its other more novel way of locomo
tion la by n hugo trnrtlon whrul In the
chamber which grips the bottom of the
ocean with Its teeth nnd la propelled
mechanically.
The Illustration shows the auburn,
rlne arm searching an old sea wreck,
ropular Mechanics.
yers
we certainly believe this, or we
nui ssy so, Avoro iisir Vltor
mina rrnm nit, cum. Im,,.......,
...v ... WM. ,'1VW llllUIUVVll
la a treat nranarailAn a u.
Bfooa It
"aimU wltfcaata kettle
j hi ii i tar
"Hiir
's mat aaaui , a
.aaaaaaaaaeayi
would
. aanow
lormuia,
hale and
Curt i din
tcalo.
AntW bAMM. .1.. ... -A
-. iwiuuica ma Erowin or nair.
illlnc hair,
-HUt U J. 0. Aw 0., Uw.ll. UU4.
r rhuloajy.
"8o you believe In telepathyT"
"Yea." answered Mr. Meekton.
"Though Henrietta Is miles away, I
Can tell exactly what she Is talking
about this minute."
"And does she know your answer?"
"Sha does, Blia Is wishing I would
hurry along that hundred she wrote
for and she knows I'm worrying about
where the cash Is coming from.'
Washington Stnr.
No Use,
Hank Btunba B'posa you'll be git
tin' one o' them alryplanes purty
soon, Mgo?
lllge Miller Nope; et I did git ono
that new fnmbly 'd be round tur borry
It 'fore I had time to git steam up
Iloston Herald.
When poets talk of tlio "mantle ot
night," do they mean n night shirt or
pajamas?
Hot biscuits, soaked in chicken
gravy, are tnlshty good and mighty
IndlgtitlUls.
SMITH WANTS
and will pay us follows for Rood,
fnt stuir wo novcir clinnre com
mission on miytlilnjf t
Voal under KIO lbs lie
Iro veal less, iicconlinjf to
size and quality, ,
Dressed 1Iks '....91c
Hens And SpiiriKs, nllvo 140
lions and Barings, dressed. .
, , . 15 to 10o
Turkeys, drcssi-d 22Jo
(icco, dressed , , , . , lBo
Ducks, dressed , , , ,20o
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PORTLAND, OREGON.
A I'eep Alien it.
They were ulioul to open t tin Pana
ma cuiml In ilue form.
"What are we wwlllng for?" asked
the man who was to deliver the ora
tion. "We are waiting," answered the mas
ter of ceremonies In a husky whisper,
"to see If hb cnn"t scare up a few
American built ships to go through
flratl" CIiIchko Tribune.
MootRN rxprm
DENTISTRY
Al Prkra that Oaf? CemaatkUa
item wmiour piatis a weeum
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sim menr? It aattlna- al uur omta.
KOKItlDKNni NO HAS NO COCA1HK
Alt work auaranlf.1 for lao teara
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winter no Ustiani walar In aununrr. n
water aupplr Iroulilea of any aort Tank
plana! In liaMefnenl nut tr atabl anJ war
mada of prnaxl ataat wiU not nut anal
will U.I a llfalltnax
Van will U p! with lha LKAtlKU
aritera ef furnuhina Dnmaatla Walar
Mvipt r Ak lor our ralaVia-ua ami I nm
l.nklrt. Ilmr I liatrnl Mr Walar eupply
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J
"Wluit doea your husband like for
his breakfastr "Anything I haven't
not In tho hoiiso." Clerelanil Leader.
"Why do you allow your wife to
pick your company?" "Bhe'a a kh1
Judiro she picked mo'I'lilladelphla
Htnr.
Clerk Mrs. Jonea complains Uut
her pliotojiraphs don't look like her.
I'iiotocrapber- -Oomplalnst She ought
to bo grateful.
AJIfe Kthel tells mo sue Is engaged
to Jock. Do you think she really
means to marry him? Koto Not If
shu can got anybody else.
"Hello, Drown, settled In your new
lions) yet?" "I guess so. Kverythlng
la unpacked now except tho things we
really need." Detroit Free Press.
"He's a fool and ho only wants you
for your money." "No he says he'd
marry mo without my money." "Then
ho'a a blKRcr fool than I thought."
The Pessimist Wo'll pay for thla
flno weather later on, Tho Optimist
Well, cheor up! I That's the regular
tlmo for paying for things, Iru't It?
"Didn't some Idiot propose to you
before our marriage?" "Certainly."
'Then you ought to have married
him." "That's Just what I did." Don
Vlvnnt.
Her Husband Well, It taken two to
make a quarrel, so I'll shut up. Ills
Wife That's Just like a contemptible
man! You'll alt there and think mean
things.
"If you'd assume a moro genial man
ner, you'd get along better in busi
ness." "Ilot! I tried It once, and ev
erybody I met wanted to borrow
money,"
Young Wife This dish, dearest, Is
an original comKsltlon of my own.
Husband Well, I should rather, my
pet. that you would cook otter tho old
masters.
He So you think married life ought
to be one grand sweet song! She
Yen. He What air would you prefer
for this matrimonial song? She I
think a millionaire.
Uuneralda How many times do
you make a young man propose to you
before )ou say yea? Gwendolen If
you have to mako him propose you'd
better aay yea the first time.
Hotel Visitor Are there any deer
about here? Olllle Well, there was
yin, but the gentlemen were ayo shoot-
In' and shoot In at It, and I'm- think
In' It left the deestrlcl. Punch.
African Guide Come! Quick! Your
excellency. I have spotted a leopard.
Famous Hunter Here! Here, no nature-faking
goes on this outfit. Leo
pards have alwaya been spotted.
Mrs. Smart He sure and come.
You'll meet quite a number of pretty
women. Mr Carte (gallantly) Yes;
but it will not bo for the pretty wom
en that I shall come, but for you.
Qunner And now comos a professor
who declares that fruit Is Just as
healthy with the akin on aa It is peel
ed. (Juyer ll'm! I'd like to see
somebody start him on a diet ot plue-
applee.
Anxious Mother How do you know
young Cashlelgh Is In love with you?
Han he told you so? Pretty Daughter!
N-no; but you ahould sec the way
he took at mo when I am not looking
at him.
"Oh, Johnnie. Johnnie," said his
aunt reproachfully, "why la It you
never remember to say thank your
"I expect It's 'cause I dou't cot things
given to me often enough to practice,"
answered the young diplomat hope
fully, eyeing a box of candy.
The kind lady had Just handed tho
hungry hobo a sandwich and a piece
of pie. "Poor muni" she said, sympa
thetically. "Are you married?''
"No'm," answered the hobo. "I got
dls hunted look from belli' chased
from place t' place by der perllce."
"So you don't guide hunting partlea
any more ?"asked the stranger. "Nope,"
said the guide. "Got tired ot being
mistook for a deer." "How do you
earn your living now? "Guide tlshln
parlies. So far, nobody ain't mistook
ma fer a fish." Kansas City Journal.
A schoolgirl with large feet was sit
ting wltli them stretched far out into
the aisle, and was busy chewing gum
when the teachor espied her. "Mary!"
called tho teaoher, sharply. "Yea,
ma'am?" questioned the pupil. "Take
Uiat gum out ot your mouth and put
your feet In!"
nrownlng I hear you are engaged
to that young widow who la visiting
relatives here. la it true? Greening
Yes. Drowning How did you dis
cover that she was the one woman la
the world for an old bachelor like
you? areenlng Why, she er told
me 80, Chicago Dally News. .
FREE I HARP-GUITAR! FREE!
w awl wMirfrrful
mnairal In. In m-nt
whkh hi trimlwnallon
of lha rrarul Italian
han arvl ruliar. It ha.
hmullfyi Inn ami M
IMilllttlf lha aatlnl
In.lnimmt loplar rrr
maila. Wa Irsth jou al
yir own noma Aaarr
aitrartlM-mvnt wa at
COIKC TO CITE A!W
na of our lll.M l(arr
Guitar la ath of ha
tint ? "" 'n ach rogntr who tmt ua thir nam, nrfdraaa and whom the ham ' for 911
down MIOIIT NOW ami drop na a rani ami la ona of tho loekr frw, u lhr ar goln faat
IIARP.CUtrAR MfG. CO 428 lumbar Eathanf e Bulldlatc Portland, Or a.
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i-TnT-llH I ft JWm -WE-MF
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Dejected YouthI would like to re- I -you'd
turn this engngemrnt ring I purchased notlrr. I
nere a lew atyM sgo.
Jeweler Didn't It suit the young
lady?
Dejected Youth Yes, but snother
young man had already given her one
Just like ll. and I would like to ex
change It for a wedding present Tld-lilts.
Toll I km- lllm mt
Upgardson It goes
Ilia AVor.l,
without saying
Atom Then suppose we let It ge
that way. lively afternoon. Isn't It?
Bad BLOOD
"Before I began using Cascarets I had
a bad complexion, pimples on my face,
and my food was not digested as it should
have been. Now I am entirely well, ami
the pimples have all disappeared from my
face. I con truthfully say that CaacareU
are juit as advertised; I have taken only
two boxes of them."
Clarence R. Griffin. Sheridan. Ind.
rkaaant. I'alataM. Potent. Tail GumJ.
tto Good. Nnrr Sicktn, Wakaa or Grip.
lOe. ZSl 0c. Nrret aoU In hulk. Tha rn
ulna Ublrt aUrap-d C C C Giursntaad to
cura or jrour monoy Lock,
Aa Xnmrtlinr-a llnpprna.
like to hnve me give this' v
presume," said the literary
eilllnr.
"Indeed, I would," answered the au
thor of the book; "the test In tho
world."
Hut he ronndrntlmia IKrrary editor,
after rending ll, classified It as one of
the worst In the world.
ftlmplr'r' ll,
"loslali. what is the house of lordsT"
"It's one brnnch of the flrltlsh par
liament. You've heard of the house of
commons, haven't you?"
"Ye-ea."
"Well, the lords are the uncommona.'
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