The Bend bulletin. (Bend, Or.) 1903-1931, January 19, 1910, Image 7

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Newspaper Page TextHood's Sarsaparilla Acta directly and peculiarly on tlio blood; putlfltm, onriclicH and rovllllr.oH It, and In tlila way bulldrt up tlio wliolo HyHtoni. Tnko It. Got It today. In ll'titl liquid fmm or rhoeiilntnl tnla ra railed HsraNlah. 110 J)oe a It. On iiri-alnl Cnao, "Doctor, (iu'ri nut so fnnllah im to think you run mult people good hy I'rrforinong irn tloiin on llmm, ra your Tim I drpends upon wlmt you mil mnKltia people jnod. Vmi cnu vli(ck lirlP Oltoallltiii Id conimlt crime." A, for smpl" ' Writ, I nnrn hnw n man wlm wnn rtirtil, by n simple uptirntlim, of n i-n. ttrnry to ruli banks mill hold up rull- ny trains" 'Did um ptfiinii It. iliwinrT" No, I mm mrrrly called on to vnr IfV tli result after tho opcraUtm wm ivrr " 'Well, hIio Old perform II r "A frontier sheriff. Chlen.o Trlu- un. T-lla ami 't 'IwrrntT. Ilapi men are full o( the present, for It bounty sutnen them and wlo turn also, (or II duties nKRn Iheun. Our irnnd tuilna undoubtedly It not to see whet lire illnily at a dis tance, hut to do what Ilea clearly at band. IM-nnl ntiOcrald. Tolonlus," Hto Thli Heclpe for Colds. "Mi half pint nf (oed vrlilikcy with Imii ounrea nf iilwrinn ami add line I nit uHnrn ('nareBtraled plan rftwmHHil The Imltle la In Ih well a halt en eaeb 'imp and ttaed In do f n laftatManafal UlilwxmNfHl every four hour " ny ilrwKX't ba lh I mkmnI !! nr 1 1- win art idmm irtwn MM HMlmlW (.jhi. Tnlt t nnaderfally effiwtlvr Th l'rrHtralMl plan a weUl I a pMHlavi a4 et only la half i.unra Imitk-s, Mirk rarkl In an air 'tCht raM. km Wa Nil it U liWM vaerfctrntoH " lllr.t a I:ImM.IM lfJlrll( I'rophetjliiK early III life that aim a can opener ?loveland leader, would live to ee htr elchty elKith I Tne 0, Bly llBI, ha(1 B MV,re m birthday. Mlaa Julia II. Hancock, ojnfM( nnA l0 -, roBti5 t, vlcU-1-Hrockton, Maia. din! a few daya eo tudw to a friend or two'ln the uro. on the day the had prevloualy aet fot Mr,g ,,10p ,n ,, n,niter came In her death. Inflrmlllea of axe are given.. .if. nnv .. ., !,, m.v- .1... aa the ranee . ... ..L ...!. I nne gave no parucuiai faMn for her prediction, although h termed ttnburd with the belief that her ptophecy wnn'il e Tbe next time you lael that iwal lowInK aenMtlon, the aure algn of aore throat, varcle Hamlin Wltan! Oil Im mediately with Ihre part water, ll will cave you data ami perhap weekf of mltery. Wlml'a In ft Mmef An amuelnx atory ha been told con rernlns Mr I'hlllltm' clnailc drama, tllyiate" When It waa being played In America, two young girl were lt - ting together In the UIU at a matinee j iwrforiiiam. and before the curtain roae the following converwitloii wa beard: "Hy. Maude. I know thl play I Koing to 1 tunny . v nai mane. you tklhk nor aaked Maude. "Why. anybody could tell that from the name!" waa the reply M A. P. Good lor Sore ret. (or over 100 yraw PtTTTtT'S KYF, SALVK hoa tialtlvclyruml cvo.lU- raj, overywl.orc. All ilrugRbiU or llowonl Ilrua., ItulTnlo, N. Y ralHt ! lliHrrenee, "Yet," said the bride of three short month, "I had made up my mind to An r,hnmn fell from a house and remain In the iplniterclau, then John 'anrrd on n wire about twenty feet appeared upon the scene and I no- from tn9 unnind. After he hnd strug rrpted Mm became ho wa 10 unlike gM a moment the man let go and fell ether men." t0 ti, grouml. Borne one naked till "Oh, of cour he' dlfTere,nt," re- 'rrai0n for letting go. "Faith," waa joined the envious lauy menu, "u uroiiosed." Yonkers Htntrsman. Your Hair Contrary? Is It Inclined to run away? Don't punish it with a cruel brush and combl Feed It, nour ish It, save It with Ayer's Hair Vigor, new Improved formula. Then your hair will remain at home, on your head, where it belongs. An elegant dressing. Keeps the scalp healthy. Doit nl thangt Ih4 totofj IhihaU. A rr-aU with. III 9 yers Atk kin ! It, We certainly believe this, or we would not say 10, Ayor'i Hair Vigor, ainow mide from our new Improved formula. l , jrc.t preparation for the hair and cslp. Stops falling hair. Curei dan- Hrulf, Promote the growth of hair. - t, 0, rr 0.. Uwall, Mm. WVWVWWJ "Did your iinw chauffeur turn out all rlRhtT" "No; llm fa why he'a In tilt) hospital." I'tiok. "Talk," cald Unrip I5beii, "U aumpln llko rain. A certain amount la wcl roiiin uti' uereastiry. Hut iIokkouc a dflUKl" Wnililnxton Htnr. I'eter and John ( I m: n larao plain glit Kine Miik put In) Wo nmy ni well no hnnm. They urn not KtilliK lo let II fall. I'llejciMiiln Waller. "How ilo you wvtrooiiin IiimuiiiiIhT" "Hay llm multiplication Inlile up lo twelve tlmea twelve." "Hut I inn't net the Imhy tit un It." Clevclnad lender. Mra. UpalliiK In'illKimnlly rr-pudl-itln) Hie hlun (tint her comln llrury wn nn ntheUt. "llii lan't nuythlnK of the klml." aim wild, "lltfa wlmt they call an cKnoititlcM I.lfo. "I wlili iiwuetl nn aeroplane In alentl of nn, auto." "WhyJ" "I could then look at my nelKhtinrn without frrlliiK Hint avoryona of Ilium wn wUhliic that I would take hi in for it ride." Detroit I'ree Preaa, Itallwny tluant (to man mnoUltij;) You rnn't amoke. Bmoker 80 my frleinli .ny (limrd Hut you muitn't atnukr. Hmoker Ho my doctor anya, (loard- Hlr. you ahnn't amoke. H1110V er Ho my w(n aaya. I'unrli. "Ho )ou think that woumn'a tint huahand treale.1 her badly V "I hould My ro," aniwered Mr. I'IIiiikIII- "He emplnyeil In w) era to cut down her nib ttteiiy In n way tltnt waa poilllvcly nimtardly " Wunliltmlnn Htar. Her Itlchardl Why on wirth are yti cutting )our pie with n knKvT Him lleennne, darllHR now. under aland, I'm not flndlnic any fault, for 1 know that theee little overaUhta will occur beenuae you fornot to nlve ma " " -' .... - ...-., ....- ..lonalv declared, "that I'm not In heaven to nlht" Aritnnnut. "I'm aure I don't know why I hey call thl hotel the Pnlma. Do you? I've never ,en n patm anywhere nenr the place." "You'll ae them before you K.O. It 'a n pleaiutnt little eurprlae the wnltera keep (or the icucita on the lait day of their atny." Pick Mr-l'p, Mra. Hardcnah I want you to uet me n divorce from my huaUniul ntitl an allowance of $1,600 n year taw er How much la hi Income Mra ardcaah-lt'n about that. I wouldn't nU for more Ihnn a mnn innke I Bm not thot kind.-New York Wceklr. ..Ynur twMrn BntngonUt I calling ym, aV,ry , CM lnk of mM , BKU,wl txlenA )o.t interrupt h)).. ,,nHWfrf(j atnMor Horghum. "It ( MlfT (o nftvc a , (.rohlnK the dictionary for epithet thn going aft er ynur record (or (aot.""WnhlfiR Ion Hlnr. A loveemltten youth, who wa aludylng approved method of pro "" " keV onV '; " .' on" friend !( he thoi of lit bachelor thought n young mnn ehoutd propone to n girl on hi knees. "If he doen't." replied hi (rlend. "the girl aiiouMRetoff." Kver)body'a Mncnslne. ,, re0yt was afraid the domn'd wire would break." Medical Sum mary, I "That I n tender old poem." "la. ,M" "Hut what dltl the not mean here where he apeak of the children's hour?" "Why. I e'poso under tho term of the divorce decree each par ent wa entitled, to have the children at certain hours. The Judgea don't usunlly drnw It so fine, though," Kansas City Journal. 1 "That woman next door la rcnlly dreadful, John," said a young married ,womnn to her huibnrifl, "Bhe doe nothing but talk the whole day long. ,8he ennnot get any work done, I'm sure." "Oh." remarked the husband, I "I thought she wa n chatterbox. And 'to whom doe ho tnlkT" "Why, ray dear, to me, of course." was the reply. "Bhe talk to me over ma uae leuco. Mr. Hrown (ruahlng excitedly Into the room) Mnrle, Morle, Intelligence haa Jut reached me . Mr. Hrown (calmly Interrupting him) Well, thank heaven, Henry. Ilrooklyn Ufo, Algernon Arrtuppe Can't you make me nny better rnto for room nnd board ,.. h,.. Vou advertlso. nve dollar 1 '" M namand Yo. In your WT M"; ' J JJJ 0wD.Jc. .case It will b nvo doiion uown.-wu ga Union. I SMITH WANTS nntl will )ay n follow for K'xxl, fnt atuir wo nevor churo com milon on nnythlnc! Veal under l.'W lbs 110 lruu veal lc, nccorilliiK bu Uo unit qunlity, Droasci! IIok 0O Hon unit Sprint;, nlivu 14o Hen nntl SjirinK. dronncil,. 10 to 16o Turkoys. drosactl , 22iO (ii'cv, urrMNiil , , . ICo Duck, (IreMctl , .200 FRANK L SMITH HEAT CO. Trgnlinj ll Bexf TmU" PORTLAND, OREGON. A l'ee Aliemf. They wer ubout to open the Pana ma miml In tin a furin. "What are we nulling fort" asked the mnn who was lo deliver the ora tion. "We Mrn walling," answered the mas ter of ceremonies In n husky whisper, "to see l( we ruii'l seure up (ew Ainerlrun built ships to go through flrstt" Chli'Mgn Tribune, WODtHN rxrtRi DENTISTRY Al l'l lhal Ottr CmtHUi irtm wittiour rutts a mtciaitv m INI.RMI i:XT1IACTI0N ,...,. BOO . BOO UP $1.00 up ... .s.oo .VKIt m.UNUM IHIU) III.UNtlH . ., t!K o.oijj ritowM wimw ituiiiirii ttrf , , THK lltittr Itlllllll'.ll I'LATt- .... ttllALKIIONK I'lJlTtM . . .K . ,PO 110. 00 IMil-l-luin ptknt ran obtain prfcl work att4 MtM tnMiry bf ralllna- at our 1Vr. NOMTUDKNni NO HAS NO COCA INK All mb ruaranlml lor ln tn CHICAGO PAINILSS OCMISTS 3I1W VfaMilM SI.. Cae Slilh RaiaUUhnl Ii if IUi la alar. A LEADER WATER SYSTEM IN YOUR HOME Unix an nnlaihna water upplr II iiwu Dial uu IU ha ll iwl prutl cal IkMnilla ralr au'ipl yalem how In KM. No aWratl lait im, fivaMt elM In wlnuv. no aUsnant atar In umm. r ratr urlr trvubW of anr aort. Tans tlari In tawrotil nut of aubt anJ war m la nf tr M !, wlU not nwt ani III -t a llfrtlKM. . , . v. iii .! with tha tJiADEH r.ln of funtlhin tsunaalle Watw r. juer y ak ivr our ri.uuT.T- WL "How I Bolted Mr Watoc Hipply llvUom." LEWIS & STAVER CO. Portland, Ore. Spokane, Wash. Boise, Idaho. THE SAFE WAY To tnval I at la via ttia Oregon Railroad & Navigation Company's NEW FAST TRAINS Oregon-Washington United Portia nd to Chicago Cttkago-Portland Special Chicago. BU louU, Cto. Soo-Spokane-Portlaid 'Train da Luis" to 8U l'aul Latest equipment, Pullman, Tourist and Dining Cars, electric lighted unci up-to-date. Block Signal System Portland to Chicago. For llteruturo, rates, reserva tion, etc.. call on or writo to any 0. It. & N. ogont, or to WM. McMURRAY General Passenger Agent Portland, Oregon Nd M BHKKKKKKKKKKKKKKtfa f-r S0METH1N0 F0H EVERYBODY AAWVWWVt lluotio Aire ha the finest opera houso In the western hemisphere. It cost 110,000,000. Statistics just compiled show that the average Is .118 rnr rides a year for each Inhabitant of New York City. Fire Chine government school arc teaching railway engineering, and a sixth probably will establish a course The flte largest ofDce buildings In New York contain 2,300 mile of tele phone wire mnl almost 10,000 tele ph one. When dusting or cleaning the ne tungsten lamps the lamp should U burning to prevent accidents to the delicate filament. Tho nterage icron ilooa not exjierl en co any sensation from an electrical current until tho prewture reachw about thlrty-fho volts. Tho largest electric sign In ' th Houth ndvertlees the city of Montgnm rry, Aln. The sign Is "5 by 83 feet and contains about 2i00 lights. Hlnre Manchuria was converted Intc a province Its expenditure has Increna ed rapidly Its balance sheet last yea! was six million tacla on the wrong side. Illo Janeiro, with a population ol 000,000, spent more money for public Improvements last year than any city! I- .... !.- . n., -..!.... K I ill tun umini msica, rLCiiiiih ..v York. The aubmarlne cables of the world cover a total of 278,208 miles, distrib uted among 2,053 cable. Three-fourth! of this total mileage la owned by prl vate companies, There baa been much dispute aa tc whether whale can utter any sounda A writer In Kosmos says that he and forty other person who witnessed the' throwing of a harpoon at a whale of) tbe Hnulllnn coast heard n distinct groan tfhen tho animal expired. I Publlo watering trough for horsci were condemned aa disseminators ol dlseoso by the State veterinarian oil Missouri. Dr. F. D. Luckey, and by Dr Hcboenleben. of Kansas, at the session ) or tne interstate Association 01 l.iv Stock Sanitary Hoard In Chicago. Mrs, Wman, age 70, of Pltlaneld. Mass., recently broke all records In her ple-maklng career. She made seventy two plea of nine different varieties at follows; Custard, apple, cocoanut, prune, raisin, squash, chocolate, blue berry and lemon. Mrs. Wymau did the work alone and bad It finished by noon. X shell which will hit two marks will be tested thl fall. The solid steel head of the shell contains a charge ot high explosive which Is detonated on Impact. Hack of this Is the shrapnel chamber, containing 120 bullet and a charge of high explosive. The shran- ' ncl portion can be timed to explode ' above a body of troops, leaving the solid head of the shell to pass on and strike elsewhere. J A woman In Worcester. Mass.. was surprised at receiving extra laie bills for gas used the last two months and on Investigating the matter found that I her new maid wa keeping a teakettle ' singing on the gaa stove all day long. 1 In auswer to her query a to the res son the maid Informed, her that she j felt more like working whlje the kettle was singing. The maid now works without accompaniment. I Japan can boast of the most luxurb ous prison In the world It Is about fifteen miles from Tokyo. In the midst of gardens, where flourish med lar nnd cherry trees, encircled with ponds bearing fine crops of water HI lea, rise the mas of spacious nnd Airy cells. Lighting (throughout is by elec tricity. Among other features are bathrooms with marble baths, hot and cold water, dressing rooms and read ing rooms. In olden time thumbscrew were used to torture prisoner Into confes sion, nnd thus gain from them secrets that only Intense bodily pain would bring forth; but this, with many other 1 fiendish means of torture, wa left be hind by advancing civilization. Now, however, It has mndo It appearance again, but, aa a mean of aclf-Infllcted torture, say Popular Mechanic. It Is the newest aldto-beauty fad ot Eu rope, and its cnlsslon Is to aqueexe the tips ot the fingers until they change t from fat and pudgy to long and taper- ilng. Lion are said to walk about the pal- 'ace ot Kruperor Menellk of Abyssinia and Injure no one, and are docile at the least sign from their master. A iltusstan visitor demanded ot Menellk how It wa that hi gentlopets respect ed such nnd such a visitor. "They have scent," replied the emperor, 'They know the smell ot an ambassa dor. They know thoy must not cause trouble between me and tho foreign powers. They are dlplomatto lions," The queen addod: "They once devoured before me an Italian consul, It was afterward found that he had sot nil lettera ot credence. lie waa not ia or der, and I excused the lions." FREE! t pw ami wn'tful muafeal li-tri rtifil. whh U a rombtnatlofi of tl.a erarwl Italian harp awl guitar It baa ntMautlfi.1 Umn anil la 1'ialtltrlr lb M!4t intnjmnt to plajr etrr mal We leach tm al ymir own bfna Aa an a.ltlrnfit w ate coinc to an AWAT Mia of our lll.tfl Harp flullare to -h or tho Aral ten if mi In eoth rnuntjr who nd oa thatr nam. aHilteM and whom the ham ia lor. Sit down JtlOIIT ffOW snd drop ua a eard and U om of tha luekjr few aa lhr ara tiAnt faat MARP-OUIfAR MrG. CO.. 428 lumber rjUia..f Uulldlnc, I'ortland, Or. Chnnro for llarcnln. Dejected Youth I would like to re turn thl engagement ring I purchased here a few dnya uao. Jeweler Didn't It suit the young lady? Dejected Youth Yes, but another young man bad. already given her onn just like It, and I would like to ex change It for a wedding present. Tld Hit. , Taking lllm "t III Word. UpKrdson- It goes without saying Atom Then suppose we let It gc that wny lively afternoon. Isn't It Bad BLOOD "Before I began using Cascarets I bad a bail complexion, pimples on my face. and my fowl wss not digested as It should have been. Now I am entirely well, snd the pimple have all diMppesred from my face. I cau truthfully uv that OucareU are jait as advertised; I nave taken only two boxes of them." . Clarence R. Griffin, Sheridan, Ind. I'lraunt. PalalatU, Potent Taato food. Do Coral. NvrrHkWn. WaaaanorGrlpo. 10c. Kc, (6c Ntvrr ant! In bulk. Tbo sen ulna UtUt atainpw CCC GiureManl to euro or wir money bark. inRPHINrTl7 . awUt car. ar ai-l Kl. oMte4 M w mu .. Uaaa fffnm af rf . n k. ! tal.a la 4. a 1 lmnl Mat to Uaaa ! Mkri aa l tt 4f. R.alaa V TW4 IW 4a, It 'II aara ram. Ua It a tl WUt M ara to ht taaariajaaia. 44nu MnlM MaOala Oa. IJJO I IIU III .. r.itjWii'S" ii i m j ji "i is i ilil'm '"'iiiWiiiM V, A DOSE OF I FIDO'S is as safe as it m effective. Cuar- inlml In rnavtsln no onutei. It k very palatable too children Eke k. All Brojatat. M Cento j liaWUMurt i mtwunLtmmmmmt!Mr On Rainy Days A Fish Brand Slicker will keep you dry Aad flv job foil vain la comfort snd leaf wear 83. OO timHTtto WATiRPRtmr Bali by flrtt-cUti Batilltn til catstrr otu. BBilfcrrrrCUlp A. J. TOWER CO. attf.VERr BoaTOW.U . A. Osmfl TOWIK CU.1ADUS COm Ud. 'Tf'T Toaonro, Canaoa iSHWt oo MAPLEINE From Arctic 1 -PVt1L- (TiM3-Hj) Im al&HlV BL9rl Solid bnm font holds 4 quarts of oil sufficient to give out a glowing heat for 9 hours solid bran wick carriers damper ton cool handle oil indicator. Heater beautifully finished in nickel or Japan in a variety of styles, Evtry Dtiler Everywhere. If Not At Yourt. Writs for DtKrlptlr Circular to tbe Ntarcu Agency ci tits STANDARD OIL COMPANY , (Incorporated) f& W ftft9ftftft9S ' 'ffi 2 W 4f S HARP-GUITAR! FREE! -VOiES(BnvwaiP'U f"lr -ffi-Fwi-n---r P!!K'Vr&!4f Aa ftiimetlineo llappena. "You'd like to have me give this a notice, I presume," raid Ihe literary editor. "Indeed, I would." answered the au Ihor of the book; "the best In lhs world." Hul the consclantlnu literary editor, after residing It. classified It as on of tbe worst In the world. NlniilrflnBT II. "Jnalah, what Is the house of lords T" "It's one hrnneh of Ihe Ilrltlsh rar llnmenl. You've henrd nf Ihe house of commons, haven't you?" "Ye-es." "Well, the lords are the uncommon." MOWARU K m'BTUS - ,r aao lliU Mll.rr 14. II lioll, Mllitr -!, IM. UM.M& HI. Hlrli-n .rtt liofct. Mll.rr 14,11 Hoi I, Hll.tr r. uoi inrj Zmw trOovtr. It Mlllatlnfa4 fall rk-IUt ot oa arHkatlOA (Votrnt a-rf I'wplr wotkew- JulalMuol UluaiK uaal wu. . COFFEE'. TEA 3PICE5 BAKIM9 POWDER . EXTRACTS JUST R!GT' CLosscTAcnrm l fOWUNnLO.t. ) f " THE OLD H-LI ABLE" GQHORRHDEAanq&LEET AT 0RUCCISTS.QR TR IAL BOX BY U AIL SCkl FROM PLAKTEN.83 HtHftYST.BROOKlYrUQfl . B -WAR- OF IMITATION-. inless Dentistry Oat af iff aeJ raj, Sato tkatr aiala. aai tarmk ta (& la o 4ai It oanaurr. WtaalllrtrM raJ U ftU or aana'aa) tmalar $3.58' IttUr Cnoaa 5 .W SatrUfiTMtkS.SS Gu ra-tt 1. Jt tauwl raclt IH tUnrPSnt lahr nilo. 2.S8 Beta St. tar . rum 5.W w.win.w-. 'rjv.j-it at aui una. at nmim . a-m ww WORK aUASIAHTErO FOR 18 VCAHai TalalMa rolrHtloa raa.baa laUaotat .orJarai. Ooautloo r, A?'V?frJ!tl raiala-wVa wat All M5"2P ata. Moanala.trtaaqalMl. Kak. Wise Dental Co. 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